@@princessmajesty8676 oh Princess how dare anyone upset you? You shouldn't be bothered by these peasants! I mean you are a princess right? 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
I appreciate the dialogue writers of this show..specially these dialogues are my favourate:- 1.JESUS, MARY AND JOSEPH 2. I LOOK LIKE A BLUEBERRY, KIWI,CHERRY ETC.. 3. Shhhhhh.... 4. IT'S YOUR FAULT!! 5. I AM CALLING CORPORATE ,NANCY
that’s one way of getting people to go and watch your other videos to try and find out what you said even though you really didn’t say anything bad. period
To be honest this is emotionally amusing to see this channel grow the way it is. Even though that Orlin And Nick... are actually really nice guys. They only do this for entertainment purposes ONLY. So whoever had an issue with the amusement they are preforming there is the door. Love you Orlin and Nick. You guys are amazing ppl and deserve the world
Next video: jeepers creepers we’re back together and I’m calling corporate because it’s all your fault and also it’s water weight. Jesus Mary and Joseph
Apparently Nick doesn’t seem to understand what the term “Supply Shortage” Means. That’s why they are limited on how many sauces they give out to the customers
At this point, this relationship is toxic. An I know people will say, "Duh." However, before, I felt like this was all fun an games but when orlin brings up Nicks adoption... Its so disrespectful to me. Sorry, not sorry.
I like how nick and orlin say that there RUclips are not for kids but all there channel’s are about is two fat guys fighting and trying to break up for the 1000000000th time
Chews with mouth open, shows food in his mouth, licks his fingers, smacks, and tells Orlin not to click his teeth together and close his mouth? Ummmm ok! How about doing something nice for Pride month, and happily represent your community
![Noob To Max With DRAGON REWORK In Blox Fruits [FULL MOVIE]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/LnBMOinoOvA/mqdefault.jpg)
Proof that Orlin cheated (he uploaded with his Affair!!!!!!!): ruclips.net/video/ewGAgX8S_zg/видео.html
ok
Idc
Fat
Hahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahhaa muddddddddydyyyy
next time on Keeping Up with the Avocados: Why we can’t break up...
THIS HAS BEEN SAID 1000 TIMES
LMFAOAOOOA
😂😂😂😂
Bruh😂😂😂😂😂
LMFAO
Mom: we have mental stability at home
Mental stability at home:
underrated comment
haha
Ok that’s a good one 😆
because i come period hahahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao 😭😭
"We're Breaking Up."
So....you're just doing your monthly routine, right?
Monthly??? More like daily
@@someone8653 then he goes to Las Vegas
Followed by, "I'm having a baby."
Not even daily like hourly
@@dcdz6886 then followed by the Walmart Walmart Walmart target!! Then the wedding dance !
Nick: "I'm an influencer."
Orlin: "You influence obesity."
Orlin makes these videos amazing lmfao
You have low expectations….. Orlin is fatter than Nik!
@@ediethumb8738 bro. Are you blind?
That's abuse🗣
@@ediethumb8738 You're a bit strange.
Welp orlin aint skinny tbh , he says that nick is a hippo but he looks like a beach ball, so that prooves that he aint no better than nick.
Nick-"your on camera"
Orlin- "you barley fit on camera"
Orlin come backs be fast lmaooo
Time stamp
You're*
@@itznathz9496 11:18
He’s been waiting years 8 months and 10 days to say he’s comebacks and never misses a beat 😎
I can tell you they will have their wedding day tomorrow
how do you know ???
Fr
Ikr
Everybody needs to eat to survive but not everybody needs to eat so much to survive
As usual 😑
y’all broke up like 80,000 times already what’s new 😭
It depends on their mood lol 😂
Ikr lol 💀💀💀💀
They wanna break the world record of toxic breaks lmao 🙄🤦🏻♀️🤣🤣🤣
they prolly have created a world record by now 🙄✋
Your pfp match my face right now
I can’t imagine how badly their bed smells
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can't imagine how badly their house smells!
Omg this comment has me dieing laughing!!!! Omfg😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i mean, nick actually soils on it quite often (not a joke) so definitely worse than horrid
@@overpricedhealthcare 🤢🤢🤢🤢
WHEN THEY START FIGHTING AND IT ZOOMS IN ON THE FOOD GOT MY DYING😭😭😭😭😭
YES I BE NO GOOD!!!!!😝😝😝😝
LMFAOOOO MEEEEE TOOOOO
😂😂😂 the chicken sandwich was talking to us
Tomorrow: I'm pregnant, and Jasper is the father.
ok this comment is gold🤣
I'd be surprised if the baby is still alive
Jasper whoo!!! 😮😮😮😮
Nice joke Lol
@@kloy_1 no it’s not
Y’all I feel like a third wheel in this toxic relationship
LOL
Not just you😭😭😂😂
Fr
Periodddddd 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣 we all feelin it hon🤣🤣😭😭
A: "It's hot, I'm sweating!"
O: "Because you're a dumpster fire."
Orlin does not let up with the burns, lol.
who is A
@@deexx_1124 exactly 😭
@@deexx_1124 nick
@@deexx_1124 avocado
@@ryanliu117 hahaha his name is nik
“I’m mentally not well” me too Nick... me too 🤣
@@callmelatefordinner3743 he probably needs more meds too.
what did he say on camre ?
Yah what did he say I’m so confused I haven’t watched him for like 4 years
19:32 the best part😂😂
Nikocado: *Farted*
Orlin: *Slap Nikocado*
Nikocado: *Crying*
Orlin: DON'T DO THAT
8:50
Nick: Styrofoam is an insulator.
Orlin: Your fat's an insulator.
I'm levitating 😅😅😅😅😅
tomorrow: Orlin has a crush on jungkook and that’s why he’s leaving me (emotional) • Mcdonald’s mukbang
FR
Bts meal
Orlin is so toxic and nick is SO dramatic like this relationship is so CONFUSING
I’m not dramatic
!!!
Lmao
@@NikocadoAvocado you’re not dramatic. You’re just gay
He commented 💀
they have the most toxic relationship ever 😭
So the penny hasn’t dropped yet ? 😂
@@calamityj3634 nope 😂😂😂😂
Lol
Not real
Bruh mans sponsors his patron after every fight it’s really annoying
???????
That's one of the highlights.
3:22 that cut had me dying
Tomorrow: We're never breaking up. Cause of my water weight
The day after: Yelling at Orlin and beating him up
(Emotional)
🤣🤣
" It was YOURS fault" 😭😭
Needs a better onr
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
All jokes aside, constantly pretending to break up and get back together cannot be good for anyone's mental health
I don't think their mental health is the only thing they should be worried about 😟
Yeah, you mean for the viewers' mental health, right? Right??
It’s entertainment nothing serious they actually really happy behind the scenes
@@yannamicheal1874 Yeah their bodies are not happy tho
@@EthanbloxBiggestFan oh well its their choice
Nick, you are in such a better mood when Orlin is not around.
Fuck his mood
I think pretend conflict ends up poisoning his real mood
@@princessmajesty8676 oh Princess how dare anyone upset you? You shouldn't be bothered by these peasants! I mean you are a princess right? 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
Yea maybe beacuse he dont have to share his food
@@kathleenweber9376 no one upsetted me lmao it was a joke that wasn’t said enough😂😂
THAT FACE HE MAKES WHEN ORLIN MAKES FUN OF HIMM. PRICELESS😭😭😭😭😭
And ACTION!: We're breaking up.
Audience: 🙄 just eat.
Yasssss
fr
just explode
This another level of comedy entertainment that I can’t get enough of.
Ugh! If this is the new comedy, we are in trouble!
I can’t get enough of you babe
what did the matt dude say?? we did not even say that
Tommorow: Were back together 🥺 (Emotional)
Yeah but without that crying alien face emoji
LMFAOO
Theyll be back tommarrow
“JEEESUS MARY AND JOSEPH IS THIS ENOUGH FOOD SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND” 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😠😠😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
🤣🤣
😭😭😭😄
19:32
Look at Orlon widen his eyes for a second 🤣
" I have a new dietician , Amber. " I scream laughed at this one. Nick is too much. 🤣👍
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
I need this on a shirt.
Who else just hopes the food dosen't get knocked over when they're fighting? 😂😂
ME 💀☝
Nah I hope it does
Nik: You're on camera.
Orlin: You don't fit on camera.
Damn, Orlin! Leave that man alone 😭😭😭😂😂😂
😭🤣🤣😭😭🤣🤣😭😭
Soon he’ll take up his whole house doe
😭😭😂😂🤣
I love orlin😂😂😂😂😂
Orlin is mad funny sometimes
I appreciate the dialogue writers of this show..specially these dialogues are my favourate:-
1.JESUS, MARY AND JOSEPH
2. I LOOK LIKE A BLUEBERRY, KIWI,CHERRY ETC..
3. Shhhhhh....
4. IT'S YOUR FAULT!!
5. I AM CALLING CORPORATE ,NANCY
19:32 Here is the meme if you want it
that’s one way of getting people to go and watch your other videos to try and find out what you said even though you really didn’t say anything bad. period
“I’m not mentally well” we be knew sis
@Z what you mean lmao
Are u dumb??? Do u not know what u are cute means
@@alvina_3018 but I’m obviously not
I can’t tell if there still in character or not
“We’re breaking up”
Me: So y’all are together and broken up :^
THIS HAS BEENNSAID 1000 TIMES
@ I mean, everytime nik always says that in many years 😟
IKRR?!!
@@just_loafy k llll
"The styrofoam is an insulator"
"Your FAT'S an insulator"
😭✋
Always check the bag to make sure that everything you ordered is in there right after you receive it.
I’m so happy with my husband for 27 years and weight loss 155 lbs total. Foods make you more depressed and messy in your relationship.
If your words are to be taken as truth then you and your husband must have had some pretty rough times, fortunately you are so happy now.
Tomorrow: Why we can’t break up BTS meal mukbang (emotional)
The day after: I turned into Hobi after doing this
(Emotional)
@@nellygarcia1941 The day after namjoon is trying to kidnap me
(scary)
@@telo6537 oh trust me he would not kidnap a hippo aka nick lol
THIS COMMENT WINS IM FUCKING CRYING
Tmr: We can’t break up because nacy said so
*Nancy.
I was thinking
Orlin Mary’s Nancy and Siri sued me
ITS NANCY , YOURE GONNA MAKE ME FART- *farts* 0_0 WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAH T_T
19:44 listen to the Honda civic shift to 4th
To be honest this is emotionally amusing to see this channel grow the way it is. Even though that Orlin And Nick... are actually really nice guys. They only do this for entertainment purposes ONLY. So whoever had an issue with the amusement they are preforming there is the door. Love you Orlin and Nick. You guys are amazing ppl and deserve the world
2:51 Orlin got popped 💀
Tomrrow: Marrying Mrbeast because i broke up with Orlin MUKBANG * (emotional)
you know it's gonna be good when he says "Jesus mary and joseph" no cap
RIGHTT
Facts
The way they zoomed in on the food when they’re fighting has me cracking up! 😆2:09 & 2:33
14:23 rip the sauce you will always be remembered.
Hahahahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
* Orlin and nick fighting *
The food - 🙂
Lol right
Lol 😂
The food be like: 👀👀
Well at least the food were safe🤣🤣
Next video: jeepers creepers we’re back together and I’m calling corporate because it’s all your fault and also it’s water weight. Jesus Mary and Joseph
King of catchphrases lol.
😭😭😭😭👍
I T S J U S T W A T E R W E I G H T
I love how we always have a lot to talk about but never talk about it. Keep baiting us nick! We love it!!!!
19:33 Nikocado Crys
I love watching you after running 10 miles, my motivation to always work out!!
The close up on the food has me dead
Tomorrow: orlin broke my legs and now we can’t break up
YES! 🤣🤦♀️🤣🤦♀️🤣🤦♀️🤣
Ha ha 😆 😂 lol
😭✋🏾 seems legit
19:30 is proof that Nick is a true aristocrat.
@@JMARTIN1947 lmao
14:28 Nik did u just call all of us freaks??
4 months from now: "Orlin is back"
New dietitian: AMBER 🙄 Lynn
Lawyer: NANCY 😂 drew
🤣🤣🤣
Alternate title: “We’re breaking up for the 10,000th time this week”
Tomorrow: we are getting back together.. emotional wrdding
Tomorrow: Why we can’t break up
(All the haters were at the door with guns)
Stfu
@@donzildoctor7957 I didn’t say anything
@@donzildoctor7957 just a joke bro, calm down.
@@itzfirefli405 So true
Plss 🤣🤣🤣
the fact that we aren’t even surprised 💀
I hope that your channel doesnt go down. I love your channel. And your hilarious love it bro
Did he just beat that sandwhich on the table and then eat it? 😂😂
yep, just like Gollum smashing fish before eating it.
Apparently Nick doesn’t seem to understand what the term “Supply Shortage” Means. That’s why they are limited on how many sauces they give out to the customers
nick is a whole dramatic queen i swear he need to stop being so mean😭🙄
and orlin need to just move on and leave nick and live a happy life with someone else i so tried of seeing orlin treated so bad it break my heart😭💔💔💔
No Ivory White, you idiot. They belong together so shut up.
@@boulderholder6893 Whatever😒🙄
@@ivorywhite638 nah I’m just kidding dude
@@yabby2000 why would they lie like this? of course it’s real
11:22 Nikodo: Your on camera😡
Orlin: You barely fit on camera
LMFAO
you know it’s gonna be good when he says all 3 of his catchphrases in the first 15 seconds
Tomorrow: Nancy is finally ready, and I just Sued Orlin. (CHEESECAKE FACTORY FEAST!)
“Mom can we have muffin man?”
“We have muffin man at home”
Muffin man at home:
They both built like a muffin man
Nik: this is so gross. Also nik: continues to eat
Tomorrow: We're back together and I'm pregnant with a water weight baby!
Nick: “you’re on camera!”
Orlin: “you’re to fat to fit on camera.”
LMAO
OMG the close ups of the food when they were fighting...i'm dead
😂😂😂😂😂😂
4:23 12:07 18:18 18:55 19:33
stop liking this comment it's my personal timestamps
GUYS HE'S NOT BREAKING UP HE'S A HABITUAL MASTER CLICKBATOR.
Yeah no shit 💀
Wow really? I had no idea.
The desperation of attempting to stay relevant.
my favorite thing to do, with any Nikocado video, is to skip through it +10 seconds and see the constant change of emotions. very interesting.
10:52 whatever he said messed up my brain cells😭😭🙌🏽
Hahahahaha
Edethisiswhatyouhavetodoyoubwhatyougetontheside what you get on the side it's free it's goldfish
I ' m s w e a t i n g.
@@mangled_babe XD
First time watching. Have to say this anime is strange
😂
Lmfao
"We're Breaking Up"
- Tomorrow -
"Why We Can't Break Up"
Fr
Thats the literal title from the vid that just came out lmao
literally the exact title
Yeppp
19:32
I CAN’T-
Orlin looks like he is uncomfortable and is being forced to eat
not really
I’m not seeing what you see
He likes hotdogs better..
@@peridoteyes3728 I mean it’s from my point of view
Yeah he looks like he does NOT want to be there and it is VERY visible-
Orlin next video in his car- screaming and going crazy
“Your fats an installator” 💀💀😂😂😂
I KNOW😭😭💀💀
At this point, this relationship is toxic. An I know people will say, "Duh." However, before, I felt like this was all fun an games but when orlin brings up Nicks adoption... Its so disrespectful to me. Sorry, not sorry.
Agree...
Timestamp???
2:29 orlin barley said anything and nick got mad lmao
I like how nick and orlin say that there RUclips are not for kids but all there channel’s are about is two fat guys fighting and trying to break up for the 1000000000th time
Chews with mouth open, shows food in his mouth, licks his fingers, smacks, and tells Orlin not to click his teeth together and close his mouth? Ummmm ok! How about doing something nice for Pride month, and happily represent your community
You must be new here?💀💀💀this is nick everyday idm
I mean you can always just.. NOT watch it
14:20 is when the sauce really said yeet
Again...A-Fucking-gain 😭✋🏾
Its sad that Nick doesn't understand how urgent it is that he stops consuming this much good everyday. He's gonna get diabetes in the next year or so.
It’s gonna be 10x harder at this point because it’s how he makes a living and pays his bills ..
Anyone else can just imagine both of them with a script at the end lmaoooooo
Please someone actually send this to chick fil e corporate lmfao
Nik = gay man
Currently = pride month
Eating = chick-fil-a
Tomorrow:why I can’t break up with Orlin
Is 19:32 what youre looking for?