We're Breaking Up
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- Опубликовано: 2 июн 2021
- Orlin just broke up with me.... This is very sad.
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We are having a bad fight but it should be okay because we broke up. I'm crying and he's being dramatic and causing drama fights. I don't like fighting with him but I'm gonna take his money so there I said it. 
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Proof that Orlin cheated (he uploaded with his Affair!!!!!!!): ruclips.net/video/ewGAgX8S_zg/видео.html
ok
Idc
Fat
Hahahahaha
Hahahahahahahahahhaa muddddddddydyyyy
Mom: we have mental stability at home
Mental stability at home:
underrated comment
haha
Ok that’s a good one 😆
because i come period hahahaha🤣🤣🤣🤣
Lmao 😭😭
next time on Keeping Up with the Avocados: Why we can’t break up...
LMFAOAOOOA
😂😂😂😂
Bruh😂😂😂😂😂
LMFAO
LAMK 😭😭😂😂😻😻
Nick: "I'm an influencer."
Orlin: "You influence obesity."
Orlin makes these videos amazing lmfao
You have low expectations….. Orlin is fatter than Nik!
@@ediethumb8738 bro. Are you blind?
That's abuse🗣
@@ediethumb8738 You're a bit strange.
Welp orlin aint skinny tbh , he says that nick is a hippo but he looks like a beach ball, so that prooves that he aint no better than nick.
I can’t imagine how badly their bed smells
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I can't imagine how badly their house smells!
Omg this comment has me dieing laughing!!!! Omfg😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
i mean, nick actually soils on it quite often (not a joke) so definitely worse than horrid
@@overpricedhealthcare 🤢🤢🤢🤢
y’all broke up like 80,000 times already what’s new 😭
It depends on their mood lol 😂
Ikr lol 💀💀💀💀
They wanna break the world record of toxic breaks lmao 🙄🤦🏻♀️🤣🤣🤣
they prolly have created a world record by now 🙄✋
Your pfp match my face right now
"We're Breaking Up."
So....you're just doing your monthly routine, right?
Monthly??? More like daily
@@someone8653 then he goes to Las Vegas
Followed by, "I'm having a baby."
Not even daily like hourly
@@dcdz6886 then followed by the Walmart Walmart Walmart target!! Then the wedding dance !
WHEN THEY START FIGHTING AND IT ZOOMS IN ON THE FOOD GOT MY DYING😭😭😭😭😭
YES I BE NO GOOD!!!!!😝😝😝😝
LMFAOOOO MEEEEE TOOOOO
😂😂😂 the chicken sandwich was talking to us
Nick-"your on camera"
Orlin- "you barley fit on camera"
Orlin come backs be fast lmaooo
Time stamp
You're*
@@itznathz9496 11:18
Ikrrrr
I can tell you they will have their wedding day tomorrow
how do you know ???
Fr
Ikr
Everybody needs to eat to survive but not everybody needs to eat so much to survive
As usual 😑
A: "It's hot, I'm sweating!"
O: "Because you're a dumpster fire."
Orlin does not let up with the burns, lol.
who is A
@@deexx_1124 exactly 😭
@@deexx_1124 nick
@@deexx_1124 avocado
@@ryanliu117 hahaha his name is nik
Tomorrow: I'm pregnant, and Jasper is the father.
ok this comment is gold🤣
I'd be surprised if the baby is still alive
Jasper whoo!!! 😮😮😮😮
Nice joke Lol
@@kloy_1 no it’s not
19:32 the best part😂😂
Nikocado: *Farted*
Orlin: *Slap Nikocado*
Nikocado: *Crying*
Orlin: DON'T DO THAT
“I’m mentally not well” me too Nick... me too 🤣
@@callmelatefordinner3743 he probably needs more meds too.
what did he say on camre ?
Yah what did he say I’m so confused I haven’t watched him for like 4 years
they have the most toxic relationship ever 😭
So the penny hasn’t dropped yet ? 😂
@@calamityj3634 nope 😂😂😂😂
Lol
Not real
8:50
Nick: Styrofoam is an insulator.
Orlin: Your fat's an insulator.
I'm levitating 😅😅😅😅😅
And ACTION!: We're breaking up.
Audience: 🙄 just eat.
Yasssss
fr
just explode
Y’all I feel like a third wheel in this toxic relationship
LOL
Not just you😭😭😂😂
Fr
Periodddddd 🤣🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣 we all feelin it hon🤣🤣😭😭
Orlin is so toxic and nick is SO dramatic like this relationship is so CONFUSING
I’m not dramatic
!!!
Lmao
@@NikocadoAvocado you’re not dramatic. You’re just gay
He commented 💀
3:22 that cut had me dying
THAT FACE HE MAKES WHEN ORLIN MAKES FUN OF HIMM. PRICELESS😭😭😭😭😭
tomorrow: Orlin has a crush on jungkook and that’s why he’s leaving me (emotional) • Mcdonald’s mukbang
FR
Bts meal
Tomorrow: We're never breaking up. Cause of my water weight
The day after: Yelling at Orlin and beating him up
(Emotional)
🤣🤣
" It was YOURS fault" 😭😭
Needs a better onr
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bruh mans sponsors his patron after every fight it’s really annoying
???????
That's one of the highlights.
" I have a new dietician , Amber. " I scream laughed at this one. Nick is too much. 🤣👍
Lol
Lol
Lol
Lol
I need this on a shirt.
“JEEESUS MARY AND JOSEPH IS THIS ENOUGH FOOD SHINE BRIGHT LIKE A DIAMOND” 😩😩😩😩😩😩😩😠😠😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡😡
🤣🤣
😭😭😭😄
edited comment moment
Best comment.
I would be happy honestly
hahaha...that true or i ate orlin because i come period🤣🤣🤣🤣
vore
Honestly probably true.😂😂😂😂😂
19:32
Look at Orlon widen his eyes for a second 🤣
"The styrofoam is an insulator"
"Your FAT'S an insulator"
😭✋
Nik: You're on camera.
Orlin: You don't fit on camera.
Damn, Orlin! Leave that man alone 😭😭😭😂😂😂
😭🤣🤣😭😭🤣🤣😭😭
Timestamp??
Soon he’ll take up his whole house doe
😭😭😂😂🤣
I love orlin😂😂😂😂😂
Tommorow: Were back together 🥺 (Emotional)
Yeah but without that crying alien face emoji
LMFAOO
Theyll be back tommarrow
19:32 Here is the meme if you want it
New dietitian: AMBER 🙄 Lynn
Lawyer: NANCY 😂 drew
🤣🤣🤣
Who else just hopes the food dosen't get knocked over when they're fighting? 😂😂
ME 💀☝
Nah I hope it does
2:51 Orlin got popped 💀
the fact that we aren’t even surprised 💀
The way they zoom in on the food when they’re fighting has me cracking up! 😆
* Orlin and nick fighting *
The food - 🙂
Lol right
Lol 😂
The food be like: 👀👀
Well at least the food were safe🤣🤣
All jokes aside, constantly pretending to break up and get back together cannot be good for anyone's mental health
I don't think their mental health is the only thing they should be worried about 😟
Yeah, you mean for the viewers' mental health, right? Right??
It’s entertainment nothing serious they actually really happy behind the scenes
@@yannamicheal1874 Yeah their bodies are not happy tho
@@Loice_0 oh well its their choice
The desperation of attempting to stay relevant.
Tomorrow: We're back together and I'm pregnant with a water weight baby!
“We’re breaking up”
Me: So y’all are together and broken up :^
@Sharon Bee I mean, everytime nik always says that in many years 😟
IKRR?!!
@@d1gital.l0afy k llll
This another level of comedy entertainment that I can’t get enough of.
Ugh! If this is the new comedy, we are in trouble!
I can’t get enough of you babe
what did the matt dude say?? we did not even say that
4 months from now: "Orlin is back"
Nick: “you’re on camera!”
Orlin: “you’re to fat to fit on camera.”
LMAO
Nick, you are in such a better mood when Orlin is not around.
Fuck his mood
I think pretend conflict ends up poisoning his real mood
@@princessmajesty8676 oh Princess how dare anyone upset you? You shouldn't be bothered by these peasants! I mean you are a princess right? 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄
Yea maybe beacuse he dont have to share his food
@@kathleenweber9376 no one upsetted me lmao it was a joke that wasn’t said enough😂😂
Tomorrow: Why we can’t break up BTS meal mukbang (emotional)
The day after: I turned into Hobi after doing this
(Emotional)
@@nellygarcia1941 The day after namjoon is trying to kidnap me
(scary)
@@telo6537 oh trust me he would not kidnap a hippo aka nick lol
THIS COMMENT WINS IM FUCKING CRYING
Always check the bag to make sure that everything you ordered is in there right after you receive it.
Orlin looks like he is uncomfortable and is being forced to eat
not really
I’m not seeing what you see
He likes hotdogs better..
@@peridoteyes3728 I mean it’s from my point of view
Yeah he looks like he does NOT want to be there and it is VERY visible-
“I’m not mentally well” we be knew sis
@Z what you mean lmao
Are u dumb??? Do u not know what u are cute means
@@alvina_3018 but I’m obviously not
Tmr: We can’t break up because nacy said so
*Nancy.
I was thinking
Orlin Mary’s Nancy and Siri sued me
ITS NANCY , YOURE GONNA MAKE ME FART- *farts* 0_0 WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAH T_T
that’s one way of getting people to go and watch your other videos to try and find out what you said even though you really didn’t say anything bad. period
you know it’s gonna be good when he says all 3 of his catchphrases in the first 15 seconds
I appreciate the dialogue writers of this show..specially these dialogues are my favourate:-
1.JESUS, MARY AND JOSEPH
2. I LOOK LIKE A BLUEBERRY, KIWI,CHERRY ETC..
3. Shhhhhh....
4. IT'S YOUR FAULT!!
5. I AM CALLING CORPORATE ,NANCY
Tomrrow: Marrying Mrbeast because i broke up with Orlin MUKBANG * (emotional)
Anyone else can just imagine both of them with a script at the end lmaoooooo
Mukbanger are eating big meals 1 time a week he’s eating big meals every day 😭
I can’t tell if there still in character or not
you know it's gonna be good when he says "Jesus mary and joseph" no cap
RIGHTT
Facts
I love watching you after running 10 miles, my motivation to always work out!!
TOMORROW. black bean noodles saved our marriage 💍💍
Did he just beat that sandwhich on the table and then eat it? 😂😂
yep, just like Gollum smashing fish before eating it.
The close up on the food has me dead
To be honest this is emotionally amusing to see this channel grow the way it is. Even though that Orlin And Nick... are actually really nice guys. They only do this for entertainment purposes ONLY. So whoever had an issue with the amusement they are preforming there is the door. Love you Orlin and Nick. You guys are amazing ppl and deserve the world
14:23 rip the sauce you will always be remembered.
Hahahahahahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I’m so happy with my husband for 27 years and weight loss 155 lbs total. Foods make you more depressed and messy in your relationship.
If your words are to be taken as truth then you and your husband must have had some pretty rough times, fortunately you are so happy now.
Next video: jeepers creepers we’re back together and I’m calling corporate because it’s all your fault and also it’s water weight. Jesus Mary and Joseph
King of catchphrases lol.
😭😭😭😭👍
I T S J U S T W A T E R W E I G H T
Its sad that Nick doesn't understand how urgent it is that he stops consuming this much good everyday. He's gonna get diabetes in the next year or so.
It’s gonna be 10x harder at this point because it’s how he makes a living and pays his bills ..
Probably worse then diabetes :(
I hope that your channel doesnt go down. I love your channel. And your hilarious love it bro
nick is a whole dramatic queen i swear he need to stop being so mean😭🙄
and orlin need to just move on and leave nick and live a happy life with someone else i so tried of seeing orlin treated so bad it break my heart😭💔💔💔
No Ivory White, you idiot. They belong together so shut up.
@@boulderholder6893 Whatever😒🙄
@@ivorywhite638 nah I’m just kidding dude
@@yabby2000 why would they lie like this? of course it’s real
“Your fats an installator” 💀💀😂😂😂
I KNOW😭😭💀💀
"IF YOU WANT TO PRESS MY BUTTONS"
Orlin: you look like a big red button
Omg when I tell you I died😂😂 of LAUGHTER 😂😂
my favorite thing to do, with any Nikocado video, is to skip through it +10 seconds and see the constant change of emotions. very interesting.
Tomorrow: Why we can’t break up
(All the haters were at the door with guns)
Stfu
@@donzildoctor7957 I didn’t say anything
@@donzildoctor7957 just a joke bro, calm down.
@@itzfirefli405 So true
Plss 🤣🤣🤣
Bish, you ain't breaking up. STAHP IT!
fr he need go sit down some where nobody care anyways🙄
You stop it Jasmine, you know damn well you better be quiet when these souls are battling demons
@@boulderholder6893 BUWAHaHAHAHAHA ❤️❤️❤️
Why am I watching shrek have a mental breakdown
Omg you guys are HILARIOUS, i can’t even handle it. Love when nick gets up and makes that face.
Tomorrow: orlin broke my legs and now we can’t break up
YES! 🤣🤦♀️🤣🤦♀️🤣🤦♀️🤣
Ha ha 😆 😂 lol
😭✋🏾 seems legit
19:30 is proof that Nick is a true aristocrat.
@@JMARTIN1947 lmao
Alternate title: “We’re breaking up for the 10,000th time this week”
Do y’all really hate each other?
They do. Orlin hates nik because he's gaining weight instead of going on a diet or doing exercise.
11:22 Nikodo: Your on camera😡
Orlin: You barely fit on camera
LMFAO
Tomorrow: we are getting back together.. emotional wrdding
GUYS HE'S NOT BREAKING UP HE'S A HABITUAL MASTER CLICKBATOR.
Yeah no shit 💀
Wow really? I had no idea.
“You look like a big red button” I have never heard that one before 😂😂
*I can't even count anymore of how many videos he has with a title saying that him and Orlin are breaking up.*
“Mom can we have muffin man?”
“We have muffin man at home”
Muffin man at home:
They both built like a muffin man
Again...A-Fucking-gain 😭✋🏾
"today i eat for 2 hours they cry over what ive become part 248 :D"
Tomorrow: Why we can't break up
14:28 Nik did u just call all of us freaks??
Nik: this is so gross. Also nik: continues to eat
Half way through the video and I’m just waiting for them to notice the sauce pouring out onto the table lmaoooo
Nick:This is not good at all..
Nick:*still proceeds to devour the chicken sandwich*
10:52 whatever he said messed up my brain cells😭😭🙌🏽
Hahahahaha
Edethisiswhatyouhavetodoyoubwhatyougetontheside what you get on the side it's free it's goldfish
I ' m s w e a t i n g.
@@Vixey_Starr XD
Tomorrow: Nancy is finally ready, and I just Sued Orlin. (CHEESECAKE FACTORY FEAST!)
When he waves his arms to take the part out, but never does🤣🤣>>>>
Good for you for going after that grind. Do what you need to do babes.
I love how we always have a lot to talk about but never talk about it. Keep baiting us nick! We love it!!!!
OMG the close ups of the food when they were fighting...i'm dead
😂😂😂😂😂😂
The close up of the sauce jiggling 💀💀