I once had a run where I showed him a picture of a Psyduck that I'd hit with an apple. It was falling in the water and only the very tip of its bill was still visible in the picture. I got almost 3,000 points for it. I later showed him a picture of an Articuno that was almost right in front of the camera. He gave me around 1,500 for it. He said it wasn't big enough, and wasn't centered despite being right in the middle of the frame. Apparently duck > legendary prehistoric bird that has never been seen before.
Correction, apparently the SLIGHTEST BIT OF DUCK that was struck by an apple and clearly a sign of animal abuse > legendary prehistoric bird that was never seen before
I'd like for someone to animate a moment from this series; you can have all three of them in the car with Jon and Chuggaa guiding Tim on how to use the camera, or have two monitors next to Tim with Chuggaa and Jon on them and have them control which way they face or follow where Tim's facing.
"oh look a Picture of the rarest pokemon in existence and it's centered 1200 pts" "here's a picture of something that I have no idea what it is 1300pts"
2:57 *Ah! More butts! I see you haven't learned your lesson yet!* I could be saying the same thing about Oak not learning his lesson yet. After all, he gave a picture of an Eevee butt 2900 points.
Give Oak a break, he's not a photographer, he's a Pokemon professor who is clearly senile and looking for some new hobbies to take up. Let him have his fun, even if it involves badly grading amateur pictures of the critters he studies.
I have adopted the phrase myself. Often end up using it on my dad. Also. Ma key. Size 240 vs size 210. Size 210 goes forward to next category....logic is 0. Oak. Ur home. Go drunk
Oak: You took a picture of Superman arm wrestling with the Hulk while Hercules is in the background holding up a meteor while big foot is sitting on it? Only 1200 points for that because it's not in the center, but I've got a better picture, it's a picture of a vacuum cleaner next to a pair of shoes, 2000 points.
Keep in mind this is the same man who forgets his grandsons name and cant tell if your a boy or girl. Should we really be surprised he hasn't got a clue how to rate pictures
At the very least they don't forget their relative's name or are blind to the blatantly obvious things in pictures. Also don't forget Prof. Rowan and Prof. Sycamore, the former is the most responsible of them all and the latter gives you a second starter that can Mega evolve.
Congratulations everyone, Professor Mirror is the son of Prof Oak. Because he is almost just as stupid as Oak. This time, it's thinking this photo is of this pokemon, instead of, you know, the one in the dead middle of frame?
Obviously the Dugtrio thing was because of the fact only one head popped up if you want to go to pose you need to snap when all 3 are up it IS Dugtrio after all
With 20 years having passed, it would be a crime if the grading system in New Pokemon Snap was as bad as it is here. Still, that doesn't make Oak's shenanigans in this game any less funny.
"Oh look, a Pikachu driving a sports car jumping over the Grand Canyon."
"OH MY GOD IT'S PIKACHU ON A STUMP! THAT'S EVEN BETTER!"
The worst part is: Oak would definitely think Pikachu on a stump would be better
Driving a sports car jumping over the Grand Canyon? I need to see that XD
I wanna see a professional photographer play this game and see how much they hate Oak by the end.
I want to see that now XD
"Why the hell are you shitting on this kid? Do you even know where the fuck you are?"
No, Professor Oak was high and on crystal meth.
Don Anilao he was high on *Crystal* meth. XD
I actually would like to see that.
No wonder RUclips is so screwed up. Google clearly hired Oak to write the algorithms.
That would explain alot
“Ah, more butts! I see you haven’t learned your lesson, yet!”
"Let me give you 10 points"
I mean it's Tim so Oak shouldn't be surprised.
Why is it always Pidgey?
I once had a run where I showed him a picture of a Psyduck that I'd hit with an apple. It was falling in the water and only the very tip of its bill was still visible in the picture. I got almost 3,000 points for it. I later showed him a picture of an Articuno that was almost right in front of the camera. He gave me around 1,500 for it. He said it wasn't big enough, and wasn't centered despite being right in the middle of the frame. Apparently duck > legendary prehistoric bird that has never been seen before.
Correction, apparently the SLIGHTEST BIT OF DUCK that was struck by an apple and clearly a sign of animal abuse > legendary prehistoric bird that was never seen before
"I make things up as I go because I'm a professor." As someone who's currently going to college, this statement is more true than one might think.
I'd like for someone to animate a moment from this series; you can have all three of them in the car with Jon and Chuggaa guiding Tim on how to use the camera, or have two monitors next to Tim with Chuggaa and Jon on them and have them control which way they face or follow where Tim's facing.
I like the idea of them with him in the car better, but maybe add a side car for them like in Pokémon Colosseum
maybe if we upvote this enough tm will do it?
@@ShackleYT or Jolli
If I get better at animating I’ll think about doing that, thank you for the idea
“What does a good Diglett look like?”
“....I’m not answering that.”
Perfect answer Tim
6:52
How's the Pose?
*Oh! It's DRAGONITE!*
1200pts!
*IM BLIND!!! IM A PROFESSOR!!!*
My favorite is when Stephenplays played this game with his friend who is a professional photographer, and he did terrible
Same energy as that Lawyer that played Ace Attorney and lost it at the outdated autopsy report
*Pokemon is far away
"It's so-so. 400 points."
*Pokemon is about 3 feet away
"It's not very good. 640 points."
*Pokemon is point blank*
"100 points".
I mean to be fair it's fairly impressive that oak could recognize stuff in pictures like that considering the hardware it was on
"oh look a Picture of the rarest pokemon in existence and it's centered 1200 pts" "here's a picture of something that I have no idea what it is 1300pts"
At least Jon was right about Oak in this game, more ways then one.
2:57 *Ah! More butts! I see you haven't learned your lesson yet!*
I could be saying the same thing about Oak not learning his lesson yet. After all, he gave a picture of an Eevee butt 2900 points.
They took a picture of hell itself!
Worse than a Pikachu on a stump
welcome to pkmn snap where the points don't matter
Except they do
It’s just like Hogwarts!
This is my grandson what was his name again?
Oh I remember! His name is Steward Pid.
Douche Bag *snickers*
Oak: Oh I remember now, his name was Dipshit
Blue(i mean Dipshit): *looks over to Red in disgust*
Red: *has the smuggest look on his face*
Are you a boy or a girl?
@@sparkytlg3732 first name Surprise*
Oh what's that?
You took a picture of one of the rarest Pokémon in existance?
Nice..
But the size is too small for my liking.
*Meanwhile, with a picture of Chansey*
Oak: Isn't this picture of Chansey standing around funny? I love things that exist!
Give Oak a break, he's not a photographer, he's a Pokemon professor who is clearly senile and looking for some new hobbies to take up.
Let him have his fun, even if it involves badly grading amateur pictures of the critters he studies.
I have one word to say Tim.
"YOU WERE CLOSE!"
Phrase, but point made.
Oak clearly didn't take Photography classes.
Emile: go drunk. Your home.
Me: what?
That's the joke
I have adopted the phrase myself. Often end up using it on my dad. Also. Ma key. Size 240 vs size 210. Size 210 goes forward to next category....logic is 0. Oak. Ur home. Go drunk
@@okguy167 It's go home, your drunk. He said the joke in reverse.
Oak hasn't heard of rule of thirds
How's the Pose?
*Oh! It's DRAGONITE! I'M BLIND!! I'M A PROFESSOR OF POKÉMON!!*
1200pts!
You know Professor Oak is blind when a Dragonite itself made fun of him
"Oak go drunk you're home"
So oak isn't smart at all? No wonder he doesn't remember his nephew name xD
Scrafrycraft vlog Grandson.
Oak: I have short term memory loss and I don't seem to remember anyone.
in his defence he does have dementia.
Grandson
He’s an old man! What’d you expect?
Behold, the brilliance of Mr. Dr. Professor Oak!
I just realized, is the pose being "Oh! It's Dragonite!" a pun on something being dynamite? (Although I may be giving Oak too much credit.)
Oh it’s Dragonite I’m blind, I am a professor of Pokémon
2:23 This picture looks like it could be a postcard from Death Valley.
9:02 Perhaps the photo was disqualified because Pokémon scholars can't distinguish between a half-underground Dugtrio and just a very angry Diglett.
Correct with Dugtrio you must snap its FULL figure thus all 3 Digletts needs to captured to get judged on pose
For Oak being a POKÉMON PROFESSOR, he’s has NO IDEA what he’s doing
2:20 IM CRYING XD
9:07 I can say that THIS IS MORE AND NOT A “you were close” SAYING!
Proffesor Oak? MORE LIKE PROFFESOR OAF! BWAP! Okay I couldn't resist doing that insult
I just realized that the picture at 7:46 is Mewtwo.
Oak: You took a picture of Superman arm wrestling with the Hulk while Hercules is in the background holding up a meteor while big foot is sitting on it? Only 1200 points for that because it's not in the center, but I've got a better picture, it's a picture of a vacuum cleaner next to a pair of shoes, 2000 points.
2:10 accurate.
8:50 Chugga: what does a good diglet look like
Jon: I'm not even going to answer that
me: a dick;)
This was a hilarious run.
I was kinda expecting ProtonJon to rage saying something like "HOW DID YOU EVEN BECOME A PROFESSOR YOU IDIOT!!!"
"HE'S AN IDIOT! HE'S AN IDIOT, GUYS!!!!"
Keep in mind this is the same man who forgets his grandsons name and cant tell if your a boy or girl. Should we really be surprised he hasn't got a clue how to rate pictures
Why professor Oak is the Pokemon professor again? He cant even fill his own Pokedex
Have you *seen* the other professors? They're somehow just as incompetent sans Kukui and maybe Sonia.
At the very least they don't forget their relative's name or are blind to the blatantly obvious things in pictures.
Also don't forget Prof. Rowan and Prof. Sycamore, the former is the most responsible of them all and the latter gives you a second starter that can Mega evolve.
Oak doesn't know his grandson's name or if you're a boy or a girl
Luckily, his grandson’s worst enemy helpfully reminded him it was “Dickbutt.”
Congratulations everyone, Professor Mirror is the son of Prof Oak.
Because he is almost just as stupid as Oak. This time, it's thinking this photo is of this pokemon, instead of, you know, the one in the dead middle of frame?
We’ll see if Oak isn’t as stupid as he was in this game when New Pokémon Snap.
Oak: "You were close"
Jon Paula: "Yea, so were you in bed last night"
....
Wait, wrong Jon.
Let's hope that the ranking system for the upcoming _New Pokémon Snap_ makes sense.
Where's the fun in that, though?
Obviously the Dugtrio thing was because of the fact only one head popped up if you want to go to pose you need to snap when all 3 are up it IS Dugtrio after all
It Had more Points Though...
I'm surprised this is not animated
When will they learn the size condition to determine if it grades pose is not based off of points?
How Do Oak Become a Professor of Pokemon if his that's stupid.
I'm guessing basic photography wasn't one of the classes he had to take to get his degree?
Oak: Pokemon Professor my ass
With 20 years having passed, it would be a crime if the grading system in New Pokemon Snap was as bad as it is here. Still, that doesn't make Oak's shenanigans in this game any less funny.
7:13 & 9:13
Opposite problems
Oh Oak
EpicLuigiKid Irrelevant Nobody *Laugh Track*
*_you we're close_*
You were close!
Now I really don't know if they should make Oak this stupid in the New Pokemon Snap.
Pokémon Snap 2 is here
You were close
Lets hope they fixed Oak's stupidly in the new Pokemon Snap game thats coming to the Switch.
Or instead have Sonia or her mom be the professor. Either are way more competent than he is.
Yeah I know Pokemon Snap is charming but man Oak's grading is so flawed.
aaa smoke weed everyday i'm sorry i can't help myself for this one lol
Yes
"What does a good Diglett look like?"
~Emile "Chuggaaconroy "X", 2017.
Now... are you a boy, or a girl?
Professor Oak is the worst reviewer ever.
About as smart as a gender studies professor: not very much.
How's Oak's intelligence? Hmmm, it's not very good. You were close.
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