5 Stages of IKEA furniture
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- Опубликовано: 27 авг 2024
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5 Stages of Ikea furniture
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Okay, the neighbor husband interaction has to be a staple in every vid now.
I loved it! Home Improvement was one of my favorite shows growing up.
@@jeniedwards5999 mine too
Definitely the new Al Boreland
I mean Wilson the new Wilson
It reminded me of that show back in the day Home Improvement. When Tim Allen talk to mr. Wilson over the fence
That "talking to the neighbor over the fence" segment gave me definite Home Improvement with Tim Allen vibes
Right? Except Wilson was wise 😆
I think we are showing our age. 😂🤣
Hidey Ho Tim!
Watering the pepper plants while wife's organizing, LOL!! That's the cherry on an already hilarious vid!!
This kind of thing happened in my family when my first grandchild was born. Four people, three of them engineers, struggled to assemble an ikea crib, then it had to go upstairs and into another room. Good times!
I'm sure the engineers didn't look at the directions, either. "I don't care what the directions say, this part HAS to go first"...
Yeah my husband’s the opposite. He never throws away the instructions. Like things are built but he keeps the instructions forever and ever.
Yes, I do need the instructions to that washing machine, I don't care that we sold it over 10 years ago! What if we get another one and it doesn't come with the instructions?!
Mine is the same. And if we sell it, he makes sure to give the instructions with ❤️
Don’t forget the box anything comes in as well
My husband is both these things. Doesn't look at instructions but keeps it for an eternity 😂
You need em on the damn cribs to put the toddler bar on in 2 yrs
My Dad was a quiet man who rarely pulled pranks. When a car had some issue with the engine, instead of taking it to the shop he figured he could fix it with the help of Chiltons. Six months later he finally had it repaired. He had kept all the broken and worn out parts he'd replaced in a cardboard box. When he was showing Mom the car was up and running right again, he put the box in the backseat. "What's that?" "Oh, that's the stuff I couldn't figure out where it went so I figured I'd just keep it in the car for you so if it breaks again, you can just show the mechanic the box and maybe he can figure out what is wrong." Mom's face was priceless. 😂😂
😳😯😲🤔😅😂🤣😂
@@stacybroussard3097 Your use of emojis was absolutely impeccable. Thank you
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I modified an allen wrench so it fits into a drill. Best 30 minutes I’ve ever spent.
They make those just fyi. Called hex bits. You know just in case you ever need a different size.
@@buttertoast117 now ya tell me haha
Stage 1 is always “I can make that myself” 😂😂
Hahaaa! That’s my husband too. lol
Watering the pepper plants with the stolen hose was the best part.
This is too real! As a woodworker, I’m able to build one of these faster than I can assemble this. It’s the equivalent of a guitar player not being able to play the song on Guitar Hero level medium. Love the video, bro!
“Wanna move to Mexico?”
“...Yep!”
Love how in all of the building ones they throw away the instructions and then end up needing them
I mean… I just needed them a little though…
He's got a point..
I could never put Ikea furniture together without the instructions!
And never realizes the instructions are online so he always has to read around spaghetti sauce
@@audiorage82407 And downloadable 😂😂😂😂😂
I’m thankful my husband kept the instructions when it came time to put the crib and dresser together lol 😂
This was literally my hubby this weekend! Down to the exact crib…and the wrong room assembly 😒😒
Been there, done that.
Plot twist: The baby doesn't even sleep in the crib 😂🤣🤣
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Yup. Hates it on sight...screams blue bloody murder the moment you put him in it.
I put everything together since my husband will lose his mind doing it. Even the trashcan liner that's a bit snug. I put our sons crib together without any help. Girl power! Can totally relate to this. LOL!
Same here and I definitely go through these stages! 😂
Same, although I read the directions and usually don't have to take anything apart because I did it right the first time time! 😅
My husband just takes too long to get to it. I’ll be asking him every day for 2 weeks before he actually does it 😒
Same. It's much quicker to go step by step myself than to rescue my hubby from circling through two steps forward and three steps back, repeatedly!
I assemble IKEA too and love it!
.... unless when the parts don't really fit or something is missing or broken...
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I love the neighbor. Should have more of him in the videos.
As a guy who build furniture like this for a living I can say this is accurate building in the store, but add a couple more steps in between. Turn a screw help a customer, turn a screw help a customer. After 8 hrs it's finally built if it was a complex build. Display and secure it, and a few days later the district manager tells you to move it to the other side of dept and next week tells you to move it back. If your unlucky enough someone would sell said display and you have to do it all over again. Believe me it does not get easier because you had it built once before and you have to do it again.
That was a great conversation with the neighbor! I love it!
“Is that my hose?”
“I think so. I got it out of your shed”
That was my favorite line 😂😂😂
My husband and I just watched this and my husband reacted to this like someone watching a football game! A lot of “oh nos, yup that’ll happens, aww I hate thats, and yes that’s it!” Lol
They should make simpler furniture kits that require a drill to assemble. Symmetric pieces, 1 or 2 kinds of hardware only. Just put it together and drive the screws in simple.
No word of a lie, my nephew took his crib apart when he was 18 mos old. His Mum went to get him up one morning , found him holding a screwdriver and sitting on parts of his crib.
They make those. They even make fully-assembled furniture. It's just more expensive and more difficult to get home.
Buy the Allen wrench adapter/bit for $5 at the hardware store. Most of their stuff uses the same size wrench anyway.
Oh my gosh the throwing away of the instructions!! My husband did that with the kids Christmas toys and hours later…… lol!!
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I loved this!! The wanna move to Mexico definitely sums up the feeling of frustration!!
I never understood how people have so much problems with ikea furniture. Just read the instructions and follow them. 📖👍Always works out perfect
I agree. My husband and I love putting together IKEA furniture, and we always follow the instructions. It really does make it so much easier and seamless to do.
Indeed, ego aside and rtfm 👍
Even I can put together IKEA furniture, lol. But that's about the extent of my carpentry skills!
I had a client hire me to build ALOT OF IKEA FURNITURE. IMMEDIATELY bought a Allen key drill bit set. Set drill to 7 torque best 13 dollars ever spent.
Can you recommend a drill like you described?
I am an IKEA W#0r3. I loved the "Husbands of IKEA" video. This ought to be fun.
You think it’s finally done and then you’ve got it upside down and backwards! #throwingwrenches
I don't know how many times I've done that. And I even look at the directions 🤦
Bought a bike-in-a-box for my eldest for Christmas last year. Followed the instructions, got it upright, and looked at it. Something's wrong. I'd put the handlebars on backwards and upsidedown.
Haha,
I will watc this, not before my ordered whole IKEA Kitchen is done.
Can totally relate to this ! I built my daughters play kitchen from ikea and when it came time for my husband to move it to my daughter's room he was Like
"Why is it so flimsy?" And "where are the rest of the screws?"
I gave him a baggie of the rest of the screws and he started to laugh!! 😆
Yay!!! A new video for my Birthday 🎉
Okay I notice a problem. Not following instructions and use a microscope how to orient the nanometre-scale drawn hole orientations on the objectively similar pieces. Only after the tenth time your wife points out that there are actually different hole patterns you start to see it (sometimes). Its like the blue or gold dress.
I’m pretty sure that whoever has issues with assembling IKEA furniture, didn’t really play LEGO as a kid…
Yeah like I get he's doing a bit but Ikea is the gold standard of easy-to-assemble cheap-but-still-decent furniture. You ever tried to put together a kitchen hutch from Christmas Tree Shops? I still get flashbacks about that. *shudders*
Got my crib at Walmart for like $80 15 years ago. Was super simple to put together. Really didn't need instructions. Now they have some really nice pack n play type cribs. I would've probably used one of those if they'd been nicer at that time. No assembly really needed. Just unfold it.
When putting together ikea furniture the most important thing-follow instruction, second- you cant do it alone :D been there, done that 🤣
I was waiting for when you go to the garage and get the proper tools.
Spoiler. They have Ikea in Mexico too.
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I generally just add a full days labor to the cost of ikea furniture.
This is SO me!!!!! Hahahahaa
My husband reads instructions and is patient and takes his time, while I go through all the stages 😭🤣
Ikea furniture is actually easy.
Step 1) Carefully open the box making sure not to accidentally scratch anything with an exacto knife by accident.
2) Carefully lay out all the pieces, making sure not to loose any of the screws, and if you are prudent, count all the screws to make sure you have them all, but I don't find that last part necessary.
3) Correctly identify which screws belong to which label/letter, keeping in mind that the screw head, thread, and length can all vary, and are all important.
4) Clear out enough room to properly assemble the thing, and put it in place, without scratching it or knocking anything down.
5) Build it in peace, and harmony. Using the instructions of course.
Strength in building furniture comes first in having the Humility, and Intelligence, to use, and understand, the directions. Critically making sure all the holes line up, and make sure your piece is oriented the correct direction.
It comes second in being able to put something together without instructions, but only if they are not available.
Ok I nearly peed my pants seeing the neighbor watering the plants. There didn't need to be any interaction at all hahaha
Your neighbor Wilson had us rolling!!! Best scene ever!
Oh yeah this will be goods!
DJ in as many videos as possible moving forward, please 👍so funny when Taylor teams up with him onscreen.
This is my favorite video that you've done. So true, and love the neighbor interaction! 😂
“Yeah I think so. I got it out of your shed” had me dying.
LOL if there was no mention of her headache here...I'm certain you actually have one. Neighboor, hopefully he will return the hose, not until its frozen I bet. Loved this one keep it up.
on those little allen wrenches... they little side can be cut off or grinded off then the long side fits in an impact drill.... strip out everything... boom!
Taylor, never throw away the pictorial instructions. I guess that's a thing with men? Anytime I have to build an IKEA piece with my sweetie, I'm always telling him, "dude, wait, look at the pictures. Says a thousand words. And keeps me from yelling at you."
Hope the crib works well for your family!
We don’t need them! For the most part
@@DudeDad 😹
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My stages are yelling curse words - vowing to invade Sweden - walking away for three hours - then finishing it when the wife yells to get it out of the living room.....
Yeah the break step should be in the instructions. Or ikea should include a couple beers with every kit...
So relatable! Just put together a couple Omars..
Every piece should have a QR code that points to the instructions online.
Brilliant!
Then I’d throw out my phone
You need to submit this idea to them
This is the new and way improved Home Improvement. With Wilson.
Every vid you make a wife joke that I 100% relate to
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After assembling many a piece from IKEA , I've come to the conclusion that all their engineers are left handed.
I love putting together Ikea furniture!
The meltdown with the impact and deck screws triggered me a bit… I feel attacked.
I love y’all…and the neighbor. Well he’s a whole mood. More of him
1:20 This is TOTALLY me!!!
My son graduated from UT Austin. Every year before summer break, when all the students move out of their apartments, I would drive around and see the corpses of dead Ikea furniture littering the outside around every trash receptacle in town.
When the instructions say takes 90 minutes to assemble.
Meh I can do it in 30!!
2 hours later...
Honey!!! We're gonna need another bed!!
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I’m Swedish and I love assembling IKEA furnitures 🙈😅
I get flak for always reading the instructions but I get it together without any problems and quickly.
My hubby did exactly this.
You guys are spot on. 👌
Hope you get your bedroom back.
Got a 4 and a 1.5 year old, still ain't got ours back completely lol.
My dad. Gets so aggressive. With deck screws 😂😂😂😂 I totally get it
A gear wrench with an allen bit works perfectly for those little holes
Ah, yes, I see what you did wrong here. You see building Ikea furniture as construction. Whilst in reality it is actually adult LEGO. You don't throw away the instructions on a LEGO set, do you? Of course not.
Sometimes we all gotta' water the pepper plants. BTW did she call you Tay?
This is why I am the designated Ikea assembly person. My daughter even called me for help with her MALM dresser. 🤣 Thank God for video chat!
Otto is sooo adorable
The joke is - IKEA instructions are great!
This is definitely one of your best the whole neighbor thing has me dying 😂
The struggle is real putting cribs together
Ok I cant stop laughing. That was better than any sitcom
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“I think so. I got it out of your shed.” 😂
I was waiting for those three inch deck screws to rip open the mattress.
Funny how the impact driver came late to the party...
Always build with instructions!
G'day! In Dude Dad's video on how IKEA was invented, the plan for tools was 1 tool -- an Allen wrench!
"You wanna move to Mexico?" LOL 🤣
This reminds me when I have to set up my sister's cat trees for her when her and her husband are gone for the weekend.
The neighbor was my favorite!!
I just did your allan wrench hack. Cut off the corner and put it in my electric screw driver. So genius
The guy watering the dead pepper plant in January. 😂
Hilarious!!! Love the guy with the hose!!
3” deck screws, this is IKEA pro level
Who was that neighbor dude? He was a trip! LOL! 😂
The five stages of IKEA
1. I can do this.
2. Anger
3. Disbelief
4. I can TOTALLY do this
5. I fucked it up
Y'all hit the nail on the head.🔨🔨🔨
“You wanna move to Mexico” that’s my dad all the way💀💀💀
From Taylor to Toolverine.
I can dig it.
The part with the neighbor is classic
This video hits home so hard. I just need an overly excited neighbor to talk to
I HOWLED with laughter 🤣🤣🤣😅
This! Yes! This!!! 🤣🤣 Taylor is DudeDad; he doesn't need instructions!