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    AngryJoe, OtherJoe & Alex discuss all the Dumbest Moments, Plot Holes, Spoilers, Easter Eggs & Extended Zombie Lore Discussion in Zack Synders New Army of the Dead!
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  • @1SecondToLight
    @1SecondToLight 3 года назад +1761

    The best character was a dude that left as soon as heard about dealing with zombies.

    • @Pyke_
      @Pyke_ 3 года назад +163

      I really thought they would gonna kill that guy because he was going to leave knowing all the plan

    • @PIayer_01
      @PIayer_01 3 года назад +44

      @@Pyke_ same, I thought they put a bomb in his car lol

    • @roshill2010
      @roshill2010 3 года назад +19

      Yeah it was really predictable maybe that's why they didn't do it.

    • @bigbad25
      @bigbad25 3 года назад +37

      @@roshill2010 After seeing all the other predictable stuff that happens in the movie I very much doubt it was that.

    • @joshuagraham2843
      @joshuagraham2843 3 года назад +4

      reminds me of suicide squad early death character called slipknot

  • @fabithierry
    @fabithierry 3 года назад +351

    Dave Bautista's daughter was the most annoying character I've ever seen in a zombie movie

  • @freddieharrisgothambygaslight
    @freddieharrisgothambygaslight 3 года назад +307

    As soon as the daughter said "i'm coming with you" I knew the whole team is gonna die.

    • @RenaissanceBro
      @RenaissanceBro 3 года назад +3

      Truth

    • @cameronjones7747
      @cameronjones7747 3 года назад +12

      Yup. She was the true villain

    • @AmiAki
      @AmiAki 2 года назад +2

      I honestly didn’t think they would kill everyone off like damn

    • @Charmer4856
      @Charmer4856 Год назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @nashbone7987
    @nashbone7987 3 года назад +287

    Stupidest part had to of been that these trained mercenaries practically who know how to use guns can't shoot worth shit but the daughter character took out every damn zombie with a perfect headshot in the hallway scene.

    • @allelujah1210
      @allelujah1210 3 года назад +13

      I saw that! I was like "oh come on!" and then the alpha takes FOREVER to get to them when it takes the other zombies a few seconds on that hallway

    • @coltonpiper6156
      @coltonpiper6156 3 года назад +11

      I literally was thinking the same thing. I was like there’s no way this girl has shot a gun before and she’s a better shot then every other person on the team

    • @Daniel111404
      @Daniel111404 3 года назад +6

      Its was insane, perfect accuracy of a god

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest 3 года назад +9

      @@Daniel111404 Are you saying women can't do everything perfectly despite having never trained in them before? Bigot!

    • @luciusnguyen2449
      @luciusnguyen2449 2 года назад

      Don't forget the fact that these zombie took out the entire military army in the opening of the movie

  • @GameyManatee3
    @GameyManatee3 3 года назад +648

    The dumbest thing in the movie for me was the opening where they had paratroopers drop into the zombie infested city. They literally dropped soldiers to their death.

    • @nzungupumu1350
      @nzungupumu1350 3 года назад +44

      Those were paratroopers? I thought they were fighter pilots that had to eject and just landed in a crowd of zombies

    • @TheOneBearded
      @TheOneBearded 3 года назад +143

      @@nzungupumu1350 Why in the world would so many fighter pilots eject over the hoard tho? That whole scene made no sense.

    • @Nerevar5me
      @Nerevar5me 3 года назад +9

      They didn’t look like soldiers...black outfits with just a pistol?

    • @dungvuanh6417
      @dungvuanh6417 3 года назад +84

      @@nzungupumu1350 Nah, why they eject in first place, I mean no way zombie can use gun and shot them down.
      Another dumb thing is 2 army guys, several vehicles still there but nope, they run away on foot. I was like "What ? Why ?"

    • @policis
      @policis 3 года назад +3

      Well that happened in ww2 so not so stupid idea, actually everything that army does is not stupid, how dare you.

  • @3carasnumamoto
    @3carasnumamoto 3 года назад +591

    Best scene in the movie is when bautista character says "we run to the elevator and then we go to the top, dont stop for nothing" or something like that and 2 seconds later he simply sees a wave of zombies, stop and start shooting

    • @TheAwesomejay
      @TheAwesomejay 3 года назад +46

      that scene went on for so long. I was like are they ever just gonna run away instead of keep shooting

    • @3carasnumamoto
      @3carasnumamoto 3 года назад +31

      @@TheAwesomejay ikr, better than this is the next scene where the other guy had like 6 granades with him and only uses them when he is pratically dead

    • @eddierivers3250
      @eddierivers3250 3 года назад +24

      Lmaoooooo yoooo i was like didn’t you just say not stop for anything yet this dude over here just wasting bullets

    • @thepurenewb1584
      @thepurenewb1584 3 года назад +24

      then they stand next to the helicopter staring at each other lol

    • @3carasnumamoto
      @3carasnumamoto 3 года назад +22

      @@thepurenewb1584 i was screaming at the tv at this point, like, get in the chopper right now and get the fuck out, there was a zombie chasing you literally 30 seconds ago

  • @DarkKnight-fd1kf
    @DarkKnight-fd1kf 3 года назад +246

    Everyone that died in the movie- “help me! Shoot them, I’m not dead yet asshole”
    Teammate 2 ft away- “turns into npc”

    • @SCHRODINGERS_WHORE
      @SCHRODINGERS_WHORE 3 года назад +3

      Lmfao 😂

    • @IsaiahGuerrieri
      @IsaiahGuerrieri 3 года назад +12

      SO IM NOT THE ONLY ONE!!!! THE AMOUNT OF TIMES I SAID THAT PERSON COULDA BEEN SAVED IF SOMEONE DID SOMETHING ughh..thank god I’m not the only one.

    • @DarkKnight-fd1kf
      @DarkKnight-fd1kf 3 года назад +11

      @@IsaiahGuerrieri lmao your not alone dude I watched the movie with my fam and even my parents were screaming at the tv when the badass bandana girl died.

    • @lavish263team5
      @lavish263team5 3 года назад +3

      Bethesda AI has entered the server

    • @kellymoses8566
      @kellymoses8566 3 года назад +1

      Just terrible terrible writing

  • @Gregxotic
    @Gregxotic 3 года назад +230

    The two highly trained military dudes at the beginning had a Humvee, but just ran off into the dark desert, and were like, time to get eaten. I was like, WTF?

    • @JimmyDag81
      @JimmyDag81 3 года назад +7

      Right!

    • @talk-supersix-seven6021
      @talk-supersix-seven6021 3 года назад +44

      It made no sense, he literally ran up to the dude in the humvee and said "we have to go" and instead of GETTING IN AND DRIVING (closing the door would even buy them time) they just run off the side of the road to certain death, the movie is so lol worthy, I like dumb movies like this because the visuals are awesome and you also have fun watching with a friend and roasting how dumb some points are.

    • @paullatham8486
      @paullatham8486 3 года назад +17

      ..then proceed to just run over the first ridge and declare that ' they've lost him'

    • @Deleaubro
      @Deleaubro 3 года назад +18

      I think this movie takes place in the Idiocracy universe because I swear President Camacho was in charge. Let's just air drop troops into a massive horde of zombies!

    • @SCHRODINGERS_WHORE
      @SCHRODINGERS_WHORE 3 года назад +1

      Lmfao

  • @mrsucc2138
    @mrsucc2138 3 года назад +821

    The stupidest thing was when the RUclipsr guy who was supposed to have super good aim, didn't shoot the two zombies around the badass lady. Mans could've saved her

    • @AliBazz
      @AliBazz 3 года назад +4

      Wassup witchur profile picture

    • @sosa_moody4674
      @sosa_moody4674 3 года назад +5

      She potential could’ve been bite

    • @Brekner
      @Brekner 3 года назад +100

      My guy, you're so wrong it's not even funny. There is no contest for the stupidest part. I know it, you know it, my mom who hasn't even watched the movie knows it.
      The dumbest part of this shitfest is....when Vanderohe gets out of the safe after the nuclear bomb hits, walks away with a fuck-ton of money to some pretty far-away place where he finds a working, fueled car that he drives out to an airport, all this while having a broken arm and a zombie bite. Only after being on the plane do the symptoms even start....
      What kind of nuclear bomb did they use where it's safe to walk around the place it hit just maybe a couple hours later?????

    • @clos24
      @clos24 3 года назад +2

      @@Brekner he didn't know he was bitten. The movie is not suppose to be taken that seriously. You wanted dumb fun here it is now you want a serious film 🤦‍♂️

    • @sosa_moody4674
      @sosa_moody4674 3 года назад +10

      @@Brekner he was bite and the bomb could’ve potentially delayed his transformation
      Or the infection could’ve made him immune to the nuke aftermath
      Hell there’s literally cyborg zombie, and blue eyed, blue blooded zombie
      You nor I know how the “zombie virus” In this film works

  • @Mattlory177
    @Mattlory177 3 года назад +281

    When Dave wasn't
    getting on the helicopter at the end and started chatting pissed me off so much.

    • @Brekner
      @Brekner 3 года назад +25

      Yeah it's like, come on, does Zack actually think ANYONE would be impressed by that??? And when the heli finally took off, instead of going up, it flew to the left??? I expect that would only be used if there was something blocking the helicopter from going straight up, but i went back to check and there was NOTHING around.........

    • @maximeroux-lacroix7219
      @maximeroux-lacroix7219 3 года назад +16

      @Freddy Kitchens actually the acting was solid. The script was not.

    • @maximeroux-lacroix7219
      @maximeroux-lacroix7219 3 года назад +6

      @TwinTurbo Ray yes and I’ve seen worse.

    • @maximeroux-lacroix7219
      @maximeroux-lacroix7219 3 года назад

      @TwinTurbo Ray For a dumb fun movie, the acting is usually terrible. I was comparing it to that type of movie. But I see your point.

    • @mongooseunleashed
      @mongooseunleashed 3 года назад +3

      @@Brekner Plus when Dave was fighting the Alpha, NO ONE was helping him.

  • @pivotkid85
    @pivotkid85 3 года назад +751

    is no one going to talk about the two UFO's at the start of the movie that flew off at the speed of light, or that some of the zombies had metallic bones and glowing blue eyes for no reason?

    • @luhedi6303
      @luhedi6303 3 года назад +50

      Yeah! My brothers and I were just confused.

    • @ah149a
      @ah149a 3 года назад +218

      That was 100% a robot zombie and no one acknowledged it

    • @Matter-of-Fax
      @Matter-of-Fax 3 года назад +35

      Yes I noticed that as well I wasn’t sure if anybody else saw it

    • @Zman44444
      @Zman44444 3 года назад +71

      I was thinking that same thing. I swear some of them were cyborgs.

    • @sean3473
      @sean3473 3 года назад +25

      yes thank you someone else noticed, after it was over i was like, wait- what the hell just happened?

  • @ryanmerrill2273
    @ryanmerrill2273 3 года назад +139

    They left the GODDAMN DOORS OPEN WHEN THEY WENT IN

    • @hrock8081
      @hrock8081 3 года назад +8

      Omg. That BUGGED me, like wtf?!!!

    • @theworld5937
      @theworld5937 3 года назад +6

      I was so pissed seeing that. What kind of people would allow an open door to kill everyone living next to the zombie zoo? Stupidest plot ever.

    • @ssj4galactus
      @ssj4galactus 3 года назад

      That bugged me

    • @inFiniteTraCer
      @inFiniteTraCer 3 года назад +1

      @@hrock8081 yeah that feeling sums up the whole movie lol.

    • @sillerbarly4927
      @sillerbarly4927 3 года назад +1

      You never leave the doors to a quarantine area open

  • @WPN300
    @WPN300 3 года назад +194

    I kind of liked the gag through the film where they kept offering less and less for people to join the team. Made me chuckle

    • @dw3134
      @dw3134 3 года назад +4

      I thought it was just them being greedy assholes.

  • @kcop8540
    @kcop8540 3 года назад +319

    The stupidest thing is that after the security saws off the queens head he doesn’t just leave. He went down to the vault only to betray the team. Then went outside the casino where he already was before to die to a tiger. He only needed the head he didn’t even need to get on the helicopter. He could have just walked out the way he came in right after getting the head

    • @Amazingsloth
      @Amazingsloth 3 года назад +16

      totally agree!

    • @exodustimes4266
      @exodustimes4266 3 года назад +25

      He could’ve captured the alpha as soon as she appeared at the beginning

    • @rubenadorno5353
      @rubenadorno5353 3 года назад +49

      Didn’t he say he was going to kill the pilot and take the helicopter only to end up on the ground level to get mauled by a tiger? Or am I missing something???

    • @Anduril1974
      @Anduril1974 3 года назад +42

      @@rubenadorno5353 Nope you're spot on. In which case, if he was prepared to kill any one of the team, he'd have simply killed the Coyote after getting the head and walked out. Fucking laughable!

    • @CoolGobyFish
      @CoolGobyFish 3 года назад +13

      @@Anduril1974 why would he even need to kill or betray anyone? for what reason? it's in his best interest to have as many people as possible around him for protection,

  • @OmarEhab10
    @OmarEhab10 3 года назад +65

    In the end Bautista's character gives his daughter some money to "save the daughters from the camp" when the entire place has already been nuked.

    • @hotman718
      @hotman718 3 года назад +12

      lmaoooo imagine dying for 50k

    • @sillerbarly4927
      @sillerbarly4927 3 года назад

      Weren't the kids still in the camp waiting for their mother

    • @colinklang
      @colinklang 3 года назад +4

      The camp was evacuated before the nuke dropped.
      So they would be someplace safe presumably. Now they're orphans and going to be in foster care. Is Dave's daughter going to adopt them?
      What was the point of the camp anyway? The city had been walled of for awhile and none of the people at the camp were infected. So why weren't they relocated already. Putting the camp right next to the wall is stupid. I also don't understand the point of the coyote or why the hell anymore especially regular civilians would want to go back inside. At first I thought that the coyote was smuggling them out of the camp to a nearby town where they could get on with their life because the government hadn't relocated them yet after they were evacuated out of Vegas.
      Ugh this whole movie is so stupid

    • @greendestiny6068
      @greendestiny6068 3 года назад +2

      @@colinklang it was explained in one dialogue I think, where a lot of people tried to loot the remaining casino machines for fast money

  • @davidhill492
    @davidhill492 3 года назад +39

    The 200 million wouldn't even fit in the chopper with no one else in it!

  • @Dustyphoto915
    @Dustyphoto915 3 года назад +511

    The only part that pissed me off is when Bautista, the daughter, and the lady who didn’t matter finally reach the chopper. And they sit there and reminisce for a minute as if a nuke and a zombie king aren’t coming for them.

    • @wraithflaire1639
      @wraithflaire1639 3 года назад +40

      That was my biggest problem with the movie.

    • @BlazingOwnager
      @BlazingOwnager 3 года назад +29

      It annoyed me on a second level, because that whole scene was a rip-off from the end of Aliens executed poorly, when Ripley is out on the pad screaming "God damn you Bishop!" with the Queen (instead of the King) coming, before he makes a dramatic entrance. It was like a shitty cover band version.

    • @dereksbooks
      @dereksbooks 3 года назад +10

      What about the fact that a nuke is complete overkill and unnecessary? Nukes are used to destroy countries and states, not one big city. It's illogical and braindead screenwriting.

    • @joshuagraham2843
      @joshuagraham2843 3 года назад +6

      i dont get why didnt the zombies create zombie stairwell just like world war z jerusalem

    • @valloarukaevu2846
      @valloarukaevu2846 3 года назад +20

      @@dereksbooks ...you really need to read up what tactical nukes are. You know, the thing explicitly said in the newscast that was being used. The bomb that destroyed Hiroshima was 21.5 kilotons, those bombs were city killers and not country destroyers. The big boys came later but parallel to them smaller bombs were created like the American W25 which was meant as an air-to-air missile and equaled to 1.5 kilotons. Nukes come in many sizes and uses, just because the Tsar bomba exists doesn't mean they are all capable of incinerating a sizable percentage of Europe.

  • @darkduck3677
    @darkduck3677 3 года назад +246

    I just remembered that when the first walked into Vegas there was all the dehydrated zombies laying around and the Coyote chick mentioned something about how when it rains they become active again. I thought they were foreshadowing a cool scene in the end where escape seems close, then it rains and they have a whole other problem to deal with. What a missed opportunity.

    • @DaveMasters1121
      @DaveMasters1121 3 года назад +18

      I thought that too! By the end of the film I was so annoyed with how stupid it was I'd forgot about that, until you just mentioned it

    • @bigbadbob7070
      @bigbadbob7070 3 года назад +34

      Not to mention it’s kinda a plot hole since in the Vault they were trying to lure a zombie in to activate the traps by throwing a microwaved zombie hand b/c they’re attracted to warm flesh, so wouldn’t the zombies baking in the hot Nevada sun just start eating each other?

    • @mAdcaTzm4a1
      @mAdcaTzm4a1 3 года назад +1

      a forehadowing of a possible sequel lol

    • @enzudesign
      @enzudesign 3 года назад +8

      Whole film was a missed opportunity

    • @aaronsanchez803
      @aaronsanchez803 3 года назад +4

      It'll be in the "Snyder (Snyder) cut"

  • @Jonathan2342
    @Jonathan2342 3 года назад +85

    I was more interested in the beginning montage with Bautista's character and the group getting out of Vegas. Seems like that would have made a better movie.

    • @blackmantis3130
      @blackmantis3130 3 года назад +2

      Exactly

    • @shell2835
      @shell2835 3 года назад +2

      💯

    • @Author_SoftwareDesigner
      @Author_SoftwareDesigner 3 года назад +1

      Agreed

    • @koleth1
      @koleth1 3 года назад +5

      And who was even that woman at the start who get's crushed by a crate with a girl with her? I don't thing that was explainined. Who the hell cares about a prequel if everything is stupid and everyone dies and there is no point? Goodness.......

  • @craigm4ximus
    @craigm4ximus 3 года назад +133

    I really liked the part where Ripley had to explore the nest for the girl, fight the Queen while Bishop waited patiently. Got to the roof to find Bishop had left, but hovering near by. Then the Queen caught a ride before the colony exploded. Dualing to the death...... Shit wrong film.

    • @coltonpiper6156
      @coltonpiper6156 3 года назад +9

      Thank you!!! From a birds eye view this film has the same plot as aliens but with zombies. But then once you dive down you notice that it’s terrible. I enjoyed laughing at its stupidity

    • @tear4567
      @tear4567 3 года назад +1

      I’m glad other people noticed, I was thinking about it the second they landed on the roof

    • @vegeta8169
      @vegeta8169 3 года назад +1

      And she could trust an android again.
      This is the best movie ever. Too bad there are only 2 alien movies.

  • @BedbugGaming
    @BedbugGaming 3 года назад +605

    I was laughing my ass off when Chambers burst through that window fighting zombies and everyone was just standing around watching her.

    • @Csdabest89
      @Csdabest89 3 года назад +122

      I was sooo pissed at her death

    • @abnerlinbueno9317
      @abnerlinbueno9317 3 года назад +108

      And she never said anything other than, run...... She could have given a full explanation of what happened

    • @Jebz96
      @Jebz96 3 года назад +46

      Trust me it was so stupid the most retarded scene ever

    • @anuragguria008
      @anuragguria008 3 года назад +66

      Scott, Kate and Guzman these guys have the perfect aim (every shot is a headshot) still they didn't help chambers
      Also chambers could have easily yelled :"Martin you son of a b***h you locked me out"

    • @ericcook8254
      @ericcook8254 3 года назад +14

      Yeah it literally would have taken them giving her a little cover fire and she would have been safe.

  • @3xk890
    @3xk890 3 года назад +391

    The security dude could have just literally walked out after he got the alpha female's head and be done with his job. The "exit" is just right behind them like wtf.

    • @JarJarBinkz68
      @JarJarBinkz68 3 года назад

      Tiger?

    • @3xk890
      @3xk890 3 года назад +8

      @@JarJarBinkz68 tiger?

    • @rageaholik2404
      @rageaholik2404 3 года назад +73

      They never closed the conex doors when the team first walked thru. I was expecting the zombie tiger to walk into the camp, but nooo. They never shut the fucking doors to a zombie filled city, fuck this movie.

    • @Lucivius27
      @Lucivius27 3 года назад +18

      @@JarJarBinkz68 That was before the tiger. He got the head then went back to the building to betray them then went down and outside again to check the head that's when the tiger pounce at him. Stupid writing.

    • @R3TR0J4N
      @R3TR0J4N 3 года назад +5

      @@JarJarBinkz68 theyre in the same location where the APC and just outside the entrance where they offered the guard from

  • @kellymoses8566
    @kellymoses8566 3 года назад +48

    The script for this movie should be used to teach how NOT to write a script.

  • @nelsikegaming
    @nelsikegaming 3 года назад +34

    In the final casino fight I could've sworn I saw a Zombie get shot in the face and it was a robot underneath its rotten skin. Terminator style.

    • @colinklang
      @colinklang 3 года назад +6

      Yep. There's supposed to be some kind of deeper plots along with some anime prequel and a show about the safecracker.
      The problem is that nobody fucking cares because this movie is really stupid.

    • @mikealangeloy
      @mikealangeloy 2 года назад +5

      @@colinklang Nah, unfortunately this movie did really well because Zack Snyder fans are about as loyal as serial killer stans on Facebook lol.

  • @geelee1977
    @geelee1977 3 года назад +237

    It is almost as if Zack Synder set out to write a film with the absolute most plot holes you can fit into a film. Like he was going for a world record.

    • @captaincrunch1707
      @captaincrunch1707 3 года назад +9

      Yeah, the videos on “movie sins” will literally use every other scene. Typical Hollywood nowadays

    • @endgamerunknown2255
      @endgamerunknown2255 3 года назад +3

      No don’t try and make an excuse this movie was shit

    • @geelee1977
      @geelee1977 3 года назад

      @@endgamerunknown2255 Um, was that sarcasm, or, did you not understand that my OP was literally saying, this movie was crap

    • @endgamerunknown2255
      @endgamerunknown2255 3 года назад

      @@geelee1977 no not really I was just saying the movie was bad again I understood what you were saying

    • @dulcevilmaroquegalang6244
      @dulcevilmaroquegalang6244 3 года назад

      🤣😁😂😅😜

  • @inkblotCrisis
    @inkblotCrisis 3 года назад +179

    Geeta from the wreckage: Someone help me! I-I'm still alive only I'm very badly burnt. Hello out there. Anyone. Can someone call an ambulance, I'm in quite a lot of pain. Oh my legs they seem to be broken.

    • @kreion
      @kreion 3 года назад +17

      HAHA! Is that the Austin Powers reference? I love it!

    • @TomTomXIV
      @TomTomXIV 3 года назад +5

      Here I have a Band-Aid and some ointment

  • @boo5ta38
    @boo5ta38 3 года назад +43

    It's funny how everyone is referring to "that.. Security/pilot/badass character" as no one remembers their freaking names.

  • @fyodordochievsky4376
    @fyodordochievsky4376 3 года назад +17

    “That suspicious guy tricked me by throwing a glow stick onto the wrong path and it ended up trapping me in a room with zombies. I shouldn’t let anyone know that he murdered me even though I can clearly talk face to face with my friend Guz. No need to warn my best friend about this psychopath he’s working with.“

    • @brandoncruise6398
      @brandoncruise6398 2 года назад +1

      I think you could chalk it up to the excitement of the situation. That reason would actually make sense as her mindset is purely on instinct and survival mode. With it being dark, she may not have realized she was tricked. The better question is: why did the guy start tricking the soldiers paid to protect him? It’s clearly shown in the beginning that he didn’t know anything about the zombies, so how did he think he would get out of the city without protection? Why did everyone just stand around when the bad ass lady broke through the window? I enjoy dumb movies, but this was too much dumbness.

  • @fcukugimmeausername
    @fcukugimmeausername 3 года назад +131

    I legit thought when the boss Zombie jumped into the Helicopter that his head was going to get cutoff by the blades. That would have been pretty funny.

    • @sehnsuchtmann3538
      @sehnsuchtmann3538 3 года назад +15

      Thats what I was thinking too lol. Would have been waaay better than what we really got

    • @fcukugimmeausername
      @fcukugimmeausername 3 года назад +14

      @@sehnsuchtmann3538 Would have been funny. A huge leap and the dead zombie body just flops onto the helicopter floor. lol.
      And the tiny baby Zombie running off into the sunset at the end.
      This movie missed so many funny opportunities and took itself way too serious.

    • @kageshimunamae
      @kageshimunamae 3 года назад +6

      I thought they would open the other door and the zombie lord would just jump through the helicopter ... awkward silence

    • @fcukugimmeausername
      @fcukugimmeausername 3 года назад +9

      @@kageshimunamae All of these are better ideas that what actually happened, lol.

    • @claudiurogojan7114
      @claudiurogojan7114 3 года назад +3

      I thought Dave Bautista was gonna shoot him while he was jumping or kick him or something that could have been done to avoid him getting into the helicopter. He could have honestly just closed the door lol.

  • @dinkleding2294
    @dinkleding2294 3 года назад +224

    Literally the only one I wanted to die, survived. Add insult to injury: everyone else died stupidly

    • @Mudoh415
      @Mudoh415 3 года назад

      Who did you want to die?

    • @nozenkyuzero
      @nozenkyuzero 3 года назад +5

      @@Mudoh415 kate i think

    • @exodustimes4266
      @exodustimes4266 3 года назад +4

      @@nozenkyuzero No it was the cameraman

    • @Nostromo2144
      @Nostromo2144 3 года назад +5

      @@Mudoh415 Vanderohe? :) Mind you, he survives in the vault, then gets out infected - perhaps they all should have just hidden in there until after the nuke...? And did we see Vanderohe use that power saw even once? I thought it was in the trailer with him slicing up zombies, but I don't recall him using it at all on the mission. Fucking only Coyote used it to cut through the metal wall lol!

    • @jakeevans4130
      @jakeevans4130 3 года назад

      It pissed me off XD

  • @lmaocat759
    @lmaocat759 3 года назад +42

    The whole squad can just shoot the queen when they entered the area for the first time in front of the gate and get her head and leave, ez pz japaneezy

    • @worldsbest91
      @worldsbest91 2 года назад

      Yea except I assume a couple of them may have an issue with potentially causing another outbreak? (Like Coyote does) Which is why Japaneasy man wont outright ask them to do that.

  • @TsukadaHina
    @TsukadaHina 3 года назад +106

    Skip Army of the Dead and just watch the Netflix series, Kingdom.

    • @Mr0PT1C
      @Mr0PT1C 3 года назад +12

      100% agree with this. That one makes more sense. Even if the whole time youre sitting there going, who the fuck are these people that can deny a prince to see his father or for that matter, name him a traitor by simply leaving the capital. Crazy.

    • @TsukadaHina
      @TsukadaHina 3 года назад +11

      @@Mr0PT1C Kingdom has a ton of memorable characters so far. I haven't finished it but I hope the "Queen" gets her just desserts!

    • @dragongirl89115
      @dragongirl89115 3 года назад +12

      Heck yeah. Kingdom is a tightly made movie that not only has zombies, but political drama if a person is into that sort of thing. I was engrossed from beginning to end.

    • @syro2412
      @syro2412 3 года назад +5

      Yeah Kingdom is so much better

    • @VodKaSlam
      @VodKaSlam 3 года назад +1

      Kingdom is suck an amazing show man

  • @dan_evsky
    @dan_evsky 3 года назад +366

    Geeta was the reason Kate was acting so stupid, and the best thing is that director forgot Geeta was in a chopper And didnt even bother showed as of shes dead or she lives!! And Kate diddnt even care at the end.😂

    • @Swordsman1425
      @Swordsman1425 3 года назад +63

      Man I was waiting for Kate to look through the rubble for her but she doesn't even say Geeta's name. Supposed to be Kate's driving motivation to derail the entire escape plan, and doesn't even check to see if she's ok!

    • @BlazingOwnager
      @BlazingOwnager 3 года назад +27

      @@Swordsman1425 I was laughing my ass off at that too.

    • @an0maly5k27
      @an0maly5k27 3 года назад +5

      Did Geeta even make it to the helicopter??? I remember Daughter, french coyote lady, Bautista reaching the helicopter. Not Geeta. I think they just left her in the hallway with the boss zombie after Bautista nade lanchers him.

    • @clockworkman8210
      @clockworkman8210 3 года назад +3

      dude you comment is written poorly, use punctuation lol

    • @georgeappleby739
      @georgeappleby739 3 года назад +4

      Nah Geeta is in the final shot and she's dead by the chopper

  • @KingOfMadCows
    @KingOfMadCows 3 года назад +204

    I don't understand why they didn't just make this more of an outrageous over the top comedy. They could have even done that in editing.

    • @loremaster6828
      @loremaster6828 3 года назад +18

      There are jokes in there but the delivery from characters is so flat

    • @luismontiel6326
      @luismontiel6326 3 года назад +9

      Even the posters are designed in a way that makes it seem is going in that route

    • @auralian1428
      @auralian1428 3 года назад +3

      Comedy was just right for me. Any more and it would have been too much and not funny at all. But I’m not American so maybe people slipping on bananas are funny to others.

    • @Dysturbed-00
      @Dysturbed-00 3 года назад +11

      Because zombieland already did it way better

    • @mr.x4001
      @mr.x4001 3 года назад +2

      It was exactly that. What movie did you watch?

  • @kingragnar8023
    @kingragnar8023 3 года назад +33

    Lily's death hurt the most. She could have lived. Idk why she didn't back onto the plane while still holding the head and keeping the alpha back. Instead she just stays. So stupid

    • @Enigmata23
      @Enigmata23 3 года назад +1

      My guess is she wanted to turn. Or be the new queen.

    • @TheStraightestWhitest
      @TheStraightestWhitest 3 года назад +7

      @@Enigmata23 Why would she want that? Nothing implied it. She just turned stupid when she was set up to be intelligent, quick witted and experienced.

    • @DrTomoculus
      @DrTomoculus 3 года назад +1

      But you don't see her die in the movie. I'm never going to watch this 2 and 1/2 hour plot hole again, but you don't see her die. And there's nothing saying Zeus didn't bite her and turn her. But who cares! Well, she was the best character in this, but the movie was just bad.

    • @kingragnar8023
      @kingragnar8023 3 года назад +4

      @@DrTomoculus the city got nuked. I'm pretty sure she died

    • @DrTomoculus
      @DrTomoculus 3 года назад

      @@kingragnar8023 Unless you see it, it didn't happen 😉

  • @KiIowatt
    @KiIowatt 3 года назад +19

    I just hope Kate at some point later realizes she got her dad and the whole team killed because she refused to listen to them and the guilt makes her an hero. Pointless movie.

    • @koleth1
      @koleth1 3 года назад +1

      Hahaha not only that but the person she goes in to Save (Greta) "apparently" dies ( the movie doesn't even show her body like the pilot).

  • @piobu5357
    @piobu5357 3 года назад +278

    Actually Geeta is never shown to be dead - she gets on the chopper and is nowhere to be seen during the fight inside, or after the crash. She completely vanishes.

    • @BlazingOwnager
      @BlazingOwnager 3 года назад +46

      rofl I thought I missed something in editing and was going "Did she die? She must have died." But nope. She is erased from the film.

    • @Anduril1974
      @Anduril1974 3 года назад +33

      I wonder if this has something to do with the time-travel theories flying around, ie. those bodies in the vault DID have exact same clothing. Utterly ridiculous though either way and terrible writing!

    • @ResidentReveler
      @ResidentReveler 3 года назад +2

      Thank you. So many ignorant people are confidently commenting that she is dead.

    • @neildeeley4177
      @neildeeley4177 3 года назад +7

      Wasn’t she hanging out front of the window

    • @piobu5357
      @piobu5357 3 года назад +13

      @@neildeeley4177 ok, I rewatched the whole scene, and I think you're right - she hops in, takes the seat next to the pilot, then she gets like 2-3 close-ups during the struggle, and I think that is her lying dead in the passenger seat @ 2:10:41, but I had to blast the brightness up and really squint to spot her, since the shot is focused on Bautista and his daughter at this point, it's blurry, and she kinda disappears into the bent and broken fuselage. I was personally trying to figure out what impaled the pilot the first time watching this particular shot, too. I think I can make out Geeta's hair, arm and a leg, so I guess it's canon - she dies during the crash.

  • @capsnz9953
    @capsnz9953 3 года назад +268

    Tanaka: let’s get a black ops team to extract an alpha
    Military generals: nah bro let’s get burger flipper guy and his daughter and youtuber

    • @BlazingOwnager
      @BlazingOwnager 3 года назад +34

      Yep.. he should have been working for terrorists or something, not the military. The military could have easily gotten their own damn people and escorted them in zombie-proof APCs. I don't know how they lost the battle of Las Vegas anyway.
      ED: Oh wait, yes I do. Paradropping people straight into zombie hordes. lol. The military is as made of stupid in this universe as anyone else.

    • @filipstysiak
      @filipstysiak 3 года назад +9

      also, send them after some money that doesn't matter, so that the burger flipper guy has to find some people without combat experience that can be a liability. Let's say that something goes wrong and Dieter is immediately mauled by a zombie tiger, does the team turn around and goes out of the quarantine zone even if Dieter and his skills didn't fucking matter?
      Now, that's just basic bitch writing here, but usually in this type of stories they'd discover the "real reason" for the mission in the most predictable twist ever, that the vault isn't filled with money but it's instead a front for an enterance to some super secret military lab or something, yadda yadda yadda, take it from there if you're still awake. This still would be leagues better than "the true objective is to catch one of the zombies that you can easily lure out when you just walk in".
      Which, as Joe noted, is really stupid, because since the Vegas area is under total control and supervision from the government, they probably captured multiple alpha zombies already, even ignoring the fact that the zombie king was probably extensively researched before, because, like, they had him.

    • @filipstysiak
      @filipstysiak 3 года назад +10

      @@BlazingOwnager I usually don't mind this kind of stupidity. The whole zombie apocalypse premise requires you to believe that US army can succumb to probably least threatening and unorganized fighting force ever.
      I didn't mind this paradropper scene, because it was still during the opening montage, so I was just treating it like a pretty picture.
      I was expecting more out of zombies in this movie, because the movie's called "Army of the Dead". So I thought, maybe it will be more threatening this time than a swarm of shambling slow corpses or the "parkour crowd" ones. You know, something like an actual army. But I got the usual, however with a twist that US army isn't overrun, but instead only Las Vegas is lost and it looks like the situation is super under control. Which in retrospect makes the whole opening montage look a lot dumber than it already was.

    • @JokerJoestar
      @JokerJoestar 3 года назад +2

      Nah it'll be fine

    • @BlazingOwnager
      @BlazingOwnager 3 года назад +5

      @@filipstysiak I was thinking it was going to be finding out that the zombies were about to attack outside of Vegas.
      To be honest, the zombies were absolutely the heroes of this film. From the main villain's perspective these people showed up, killed his wife, murdered his unborn son and at the end he was doing the hero "leap onto the bad guy's helicopter" thing.
      Honestly he was a more compelling protagonist than the protagonists. It's rare to say "the zombie king had the moral high ground," but he did. They didn't even seem to have plans to invade humanity and from their POV, they were taking the humans and making them one of them - not even eating them.
      Whole thing is annoying because honestly I kind of want a story about how some ancient guy became the zombie king more than what we got.

  • @revan2549
    @revan2549 3 года назад +32

    I just turned off my brain and was laughing the whole movie because of those damn stupid moments and plot holes

  • @silent6648
    @silent6648 3 года назад +28

    All I can say is this, Written and Directed by Zack Snyder

  • @blueduck9569
    @blueduck9569 3 года назад +154

    The dumbest part for me was when they're finally boarding the helicopter and they stop to stare at each other for few seconds.. And the alpha zombie catches up to them.

    • @1GateWay2Heaven
      @1GateWay2Heaven 3 года назад +1

      RIGHT!!!!

    • @SlasherInSuits
      @SlasherInSuits 3 года назад

      Slow motion dude wasn’t a few seconds

    • @jakeevans4130
      @jakeevans4130 3 года назад +4

      That's what got batista killed and it made me so mad!

    • @bubbagrayer4283
      @bubbagrayer4283 3 года назад +7

      The dumbest thing is that the alpha was miles away on top of a different building and catches up to them

    • @SlasherInSuits
      @SlasherInSuits 3 года назад

      @@bubbagrayer4283 why not more than one alpha?

  • @Icarus_789
    @Icarus_789 3 года назад +141

    the montage sequence showing vegas being taken over looked like a better film then what was given to us

    • @auralian1428
      @auralian1428 3 года назад +6

      Looked better than most zombie stuff we get, period.

    • @TheLastSane1
      @TheLastSane1 3 года назад +16

      And thats the issue. Snyder is great at visuals and how to make something look epic. The dude could not write a story without getting cause in the look of the movie. He should not be a director of anything but photography.

    • @DubsBrown
      @DubsBrown 3 года назад +2

      That’s exactly what I said when the movie ended. They bait and switched us

    • @filipstysiak
      @filipstysiak 3 года назад +1

      just like opening sequence of Watchmen!

    • @karunm4603
      @karunm4603 3 года назад

      Yep the premise is the only good part it promised a better movie.. but after that everything was garbage

  • @FrostWolfAkuma
    @FrostWolfAkuma 3 года назад +11

    I'm surprised the crew didn't talk about the weird zombies with blue eye and that were terminators robots

  • @DulceBesso
    @DulceBesso 3 года назад +23

    Exactly when did Zeus bite VanDerohe? Ive rewatched their fight several times and his teeth never connect. Smdh

    • @rend9042
      @rend9042 3 года назад +7

      This exactly what I been complaining about after watching the movie. The zombie king doesn't bit him at all and the presumed time that he did you can see that he never even made contact so they really just through in some bullshit with van being bit

    • @psychobillynumbnuts1
      @psychobillynumbnuts1 3 года назад +4

      Why would you watch it several times? You already should have known this movie is stupid

    • @mikealangeloy
      @mikealangeloy 2 года назад

      He literally never bites him.

  • @Hellsing7747
    @Hellsing7747 3 года назад +192

    They should've hired a group of mercenaries to get the zombie lady's head. But instead, they went with a dumb plan...

    • @Thekingdom912
      @Thekingdom912 3 года назад +10

      By definition they were mercenaries it’s just stupid the plan was getting the money when the head is what you want

    • @Hellsing7747
      @Hellsing7747 3 года назад

      @@Thekingdom912 Most definitely!

    • @zany_zombie7276
      @zany_zombie7276 3 года назад +4

      They should have just been told about the heads. They could of gone in, roped up those dumb ass alpha zombies that were slowly walking towards the manbait, and gotten 40 or someing time the worth of the money. They were right near the wall so the leader couldn't have done shit.

    • @Hellsing7747
      @Hellsing7747 3 года назад +10

      @@zany_zombie7276 Exactly. They should've told them something close to the truth like:" We need her head to make an antivirus and if you're in, you get $ 50 millions."I think that lie would've increased the success rate of the mission.

    • @zany_zombie7276
      @zany_zombie7276 3 года назад +2

      @@Hellsing7747 then maybe the zombies could almost declare war on the humans outside, and that could be the action climax of the movie or something

  • @rudya.pinedo656
    @rudya.pinedo656 3 года назад +88

    Anybody else notice the couple of random zombie robots that were never explained in the slightest?

    • @Dustyphoto915
      @Dustyphoto915 3 года назад +5

      They weren’t robots. That blue light had something to do with there infection. It was just never explained well. It did look like a couple robot heads for popped though

    • @Encoun2er
      @Encoun2er 3 года назад +25

      @@Dustyphoto915 no they were robots. Zack Snyder already explained it, and there was a scene when a robot zombie had its face blown off and you could see the robotic components. There's gonna be an animated prequel that explains these elements, plus the mysterious blue glow to the zombies (either government or aliens, as hinted by Snyder).

    • @rudya.pinedo656
      @rudya.pinedo656 3 года назад +4

      @@Dustyphoto915 google zombie robots army of the dead. Zach confirmed they're robots , but left it without explanation

    • @paulleach225
      @paulleach225 3 года назад +3

      Yes! I thought I was going mad when I saw that!

    • @enachioken
      @enachioken 3 года назад +10

      This whole zombie thing in this movie is actually an extraterrestrial experiment. In the very first scene of the movie if you pay attention you’ll see two alien spacecrafts fly away from Area 51. Still a horrible movie

  • @EmJeezyable
    @EmJeezyable 3 года назад +13

    I was invested in this movie until the first girl who died could have been saved but everyone LITERALLY just stared while she was eaten after she went sicko mode on the zombies

  • @snbproductions5482
    @snbproductions5482 3 года назад +22

    Bro you guys just don’t know that Snyders vision was once again cut short by executives. I personally can’t wait for the 18 hour Snyder-Cut!

  • @ramigilneas9274
    @ramigilneas9274 3 года назад +84

    I am not a Zombie killing expert... but if I would ever be in a situation where I have to get near Zombies and had enough time to prepare then I would definitely cover my arms and maybe even my entire body with bite proof clothes.🤦‍♂️

    • @shawngaines1117
      @shawngaines1117 3 года назад +15

      Lmao ong i’m walking around with chainmail

    • @DJKuroh
      @DJKuroh 3 года назад +24

      I never understood this "wasteland badass" look they always go for. In real life you'd for sure get some standard riot gear.

    • @mongooseunleashed
      @mongooseunleashed 3 года назад +16

      @Freddy Kitchens This movie has over 1000 times the budget of those sci Fi flims.

    • @Natketty
      @Natketty 3 года назад +6

      @Freddy Kitchens I think people would be fine If they went for a zombieland vibe. But they did not ahaha there is cheap soap opera drama all over the place and the movie takes itself too seriously ahahahah

    • @peabuddie
      @peabuddie 3 года назад +1

      I have have planning in my head for years what I could use to do just that. I'm usually think about using whatever resources are laying around if I were just a civi in a sudden outbreak.

  • @bradpl12
    @bradpl12 3 года назад +159

    another weird thing was, did they cut out a part where Vanderohe was suposed to use his saw to kill some zombies he has it for the entire movie and never uses it

    • @victormutta1115
      @victormutta1115 3 года назад +1

      Huh? Didn’t he use it on zombies in the intro credits?

    • @THX-bz8bi
      @THX-bz8bi 3 года назад +12

      They use it to cut a concrete wall.

    • @bradpl12
      @bradpl12 3 года назад +22

      @@THX-bz8bi ah yes you're right I felt the movie was telling the viewer that vanderohe was going to have a bad ass moment with the saw but yeah your right they did use it

    • @GodofWarJCD
      @GodofWarJCD 3 года назад +1

      @@THX-bz8bi is there any reason why didn’t use to open the door?? I can’t remember if they gave a reason for it or nah

    • @alfjones6377
      @alfjones6377 3 года назад +15

      Chekhov's Gun: The great playwright and short story author Anton Chekhov wrote that if a narrator draws our attention to a gun laying idle on a shelf (even for a second) that that gun must later be used in a climactic, culminating scene. Meaning: whatever the narrator draws our attention to it must later be used in a momentous scene or else it is bad writing. I too was so disappointed when the saw was never used outside recounting scenes. Terrible, terrible writing.

  • @brandonchristopher9657
    @brandonchristopher9657 3 года назад +122

    Most honest review ever. Most are scared of the snyder mob. This movie was shit. Train to Busan... That's a great zombie movie 🎥💯

    • @abhishekghosh2686
      @abhishekghosh2686 3 года назад +1

      That's a masterpiece don't even compare with this shit... Wasted 2hrs on this shit because I thought it's a Zack Snyder movie 😪

    • @dragongirl89115
      @dragongirl89115 3 года назад +2

      @@abhishekghosh2686 I mean, it is a Zach Snyder movie. Netflix gave him total freedom to do what he wanted. This was his "vision". Snyder simply isn't a good filmmaker. He had a one hit wonder and studios keep hoping he'll make another.

    • @Vman_95
      @Vman_95 3 года назад +2

      Even the sequel Peninsula's plot is same as this one but they pulled it off nicely 💯🔥

    • @inFiniteTraCer
      @inFiniteTraCer 3 года назад +1

      Just Dawn of the Dead is so much better.

    • @brandonchristopher9657
      @brandonchristopher9657 3 года назад +2

      @@inFiniteTraCer well James Gunn wrote an amazing script as well but people never give him credit for that movie

  • @Fanrule
    @Fanrule 3 года назад +8

    What about the fact that the convoy crashes, the alpha zombie breaks out and starts killing everybody, and the two remaining soldiers decide to run on FOOT, instead of driving off in their STILL RUNNING VEHICLE ...because.... REASONS !

    • @Author_SoftwareDesigner
      @Author_SoftwareDesigner 3 года назад +1

      Right!!

    • @koleth1
      @koleth1 3 года назад +1

      Not to mention five soliders (apparently highly trained), NONE OF THEM, could netuarlize a target (that they ar e supposedly trained to know a threat when they see one) by shooting him in the head. I'm talking about the five guys in front of the crate at the start.

  • @GoodEyeSniper74
    @GoodEyeSniper74 3 года назад +54

    One thing that really annoyed me. Van's chainsaw was really REALLY built up. Did he use it? EVEN ONCE? Not counting the intro?!

    • @alexshawn3685
      @alexshawn3685 3 года назад +10

      It was only ever used by Coyote to cut through a cement wall to reach another room

  • @OOTD_
    @OOTD_ 3 года назад +64

    What was crazy was when Omari character was telling the guy they are in a time loop. That would have made a better movie.

    • @deangeldhof2229
      @deangeldhof2229 3 года назад +17

      I loved that scene and dialogue and when he was talking about it I was like “oh shit ! That would be the best twist in movie history and would elevate this tired genre and generic plot to a whole new level “

    • @writingref
      @writingref 3 года назад +4

      Zack Snyder has heavily hinted that IS the actual plot. Its been confirmed. That's why you have Aliens and Zombie robots.

    • @houston1342
      @houston1342 3 года назад +1

      Why didn’t he explained it earlier?

    • @jonathansparks882
      @jonathansparks882 3 года назад +2

      zach snyder is a sloppy writer. A time loop would of made this movie even sloppier.

    • @ethanjannes7587
      @ethanjannes7587 3 года назад

      That scene was a troll and this whole movie is a troll on thinking like that

  • @CagedPhoenixThe1st
    @CagedPhoenixThe1st 3 года назад +20

    There was literally no reason for the alpha zombie to let their three guest even live

    • @allelujah1210
      @allelujah1210 3 года назад

      Was it ever explained?

    • @CagedPhoenixThe1st
      @CagedPhoenixThe1st 3 года назад

      @@allelujah1210 if it was, I missed it

    • @allelujah1210
      @allelujah1210 3 года назад +1

      @@CagedPhoenixThe1st Just shows how stupid this movie is, can't go 5 minutes without something stupid happening

    • @ssmithjr1
      @ssmithjr1 3 года назад

      I could be wrong, but maybe he was trying to choose another “queen”…..I guess? Idk this movie was so wtf I can’t even call it

    • @CagedPhoenixThe1st
      @CagedPhoenixThe1st 3 года назад

      @@ssmithjr1 I thought that But they was being held captive long before his woman died.... Again?

  • @giffordnewbury537
    @giffordnewbury537 3 года назад +17

    Worst zombie movie ever!! The sad thing is that it had really good potential but with all the stupidity I legitimately don’t care about it and don’t want a sequel about the stupid daughter.

    • @koleth1
      @koleth1 3 года назад +1

      Not sequel, but PREQUELS! Who cares about a prequel(s) when you know everyone is f****ing stupid, everyone will die, it's all pointless. I don't care! Mhm agree with your statement!

  • @darkbeat4954
    @darkbeat4954 3 года назад +114

    The security dude could have just left when he got the head because he was like 5min away from the quarantine entrance.

    • @zazuch
      @zazuch 3 года назад +2

      You are right. He clearly didnt care about the others and left them for dead. My only guess is he figured he would of been caught if he left on foot to early? So wanted the helicopter to fly out to a place where military wouldnt catch him? ....but like the military wouldnt see the helicopter leaving and scramble there own helicopters/planes to intercept lol. But we are trying to think to hard for such a poor thought out movie.

    • @Anduril1974
      @Anduril1974 3 года назад +4

      @@zazuch Nope, all he had to do was kill, or knock out, the Coyote, and he would've EASILY made it out! The others were all in the building with the vault at the time. It's just laughably bad!

    • @filipstysiak
      @filipstysiak 3 года назад

      why do that if you can instead go for the plan of getting out barely escaping a nuclear blast in a chopper that might not work?

    • @zazuch
      @zazuch 3 года назад

      @@Anduril1974 i was talking about left over military personal that might be in the area still. I wasnt talking about being caught by other members of the group stealing money.

    • @Anduril1974
      @Anduril1974 3 года назад +1

      @@zazuch They had all bugged out, remember the nuke was brought forward a day early. You really think the military are hanging around to arrest anyone leaving Vegas?
      The only reason why he'd want the helicopter is if he figured there'd be no vehicles outside Vegas to drive out of the blast range of the nuke. Again ridiculous, why take such a risk on that helicopter, lol just leave a motorbike under a tarp or something to escape with.

  • @73richg
    @73richg 3 года назад +76

    The lady with the red bandanna reminded me of Vasquez from Aliens. Then that guy blocked the door so she couldn’t get out like Paul Riser did in Aliens.

    • @SlasherInSuits
      @SlasherInSuits 3 года назад +4

      Yeah and the helicopter premature leaving was Aliens as well. So anything bad about this is Aliens.

    • @ryanedioma2133
      @ryanedioma2133 3 года назад

      I didn't notice that. Nice.

    • @funasylumstudio
      @funasylumstudio 3 года назад +2

      She literally was a 1 to 1 copy of Vasquez

  • @WankersCramp69
    @WankersCramp69 3 года назад +4

    A big military vault opened from falling on its side.

  • @questlazy122
    @questlazy122 3 года назад +2

    There’s entire part of the movie that explains that the safe randomizes the combo every day. That’s why they didn’t have a combo.......

    • @inFiniteTraCer
      @inFiniteTraCer 3 года назад

      ikr I get hating on some of the writing/plot... BUT most people half-watch the movie and have opinions lol. Deiter and his safe-obsession was one of the best parts

  • @GameChronicles
    @GameChronicles 3 года назад +203

    The best, most-original concept in the entire film was the "powdered zombies" dried up all over the street. JUST ADD WATER. I really wanted it to start to rain during their escape.

    • @AZJayjohn
      @AZJayjohn 3 года назад +19

      Would have been an epic scene at the end

    • @ericcook8254
      @ericcook8254 3 года назад +23

      Yeah kind of seemed totally pointless to bring up and not use at all.

    • @cromoescobar
      @cromoescobar 3 года назад

      Mmmm.... Maybe they run out of money...

    • @TheLastSane1
      @TheLastSane1 3 года назад +1

      They are still dried up and the water would just make them begin to move a little becoming mounds of grabbing hands and biting mouths. They wouldn't just get up good as new

    • @darkduck3677
      @darkduck3677 3 года назад +5

      Just typed out the same comment basically before I saw this. When she mentioned the rain I even turned to my wife in the theater and said that they were foreshadowing a scene where it rains later. Was such a let down that it never happened.

  • @noelmaniraguha.
    @noelmaniraguha. 3 года назад +90

    I love how, right after they cut the head of from the female alpha, they instantly acknowledge that...
    "the zombies are instantly going to look for her and come back for revenge once they find out that she's dead",
    Yet they don't even bother to hide her freaking body, but instead leave it outside for the male alpha to conveniently find it 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

    • @donaldhysa4836
      @donaldhysa4836 3 года назад +2

      @DRIVER Or better yet why didn't they just told the others "We need to get the fuck out of here right now!"

    • @firstlast-wm3li
      @firstlast-wm3li 3 года назад +2

      LMAO. I was expecting Martin to say "let's hide her body" or... how about getting the fuq out?! Hahaha Keep Zack away from writing scripts, Jesus!

    • @WhitieWu
      @WhitieWu 3 года назад

      If all he wanted was the head, he got what he wanted. He could have left them with the pissed of zombies. That at least would have made more sense.

    • @lachazaroony
      @lachazaroony 3 года назад +1

      "They"? It was the one guy that cut her head off and he didnt care about anyone finding the body cause he had what he wanted. I had no problem with that part.

    • @noelmaniraguha.
      @noelmaniraguha. 3 года назад

      @@lachazaroony he didn't care about them finding the body??
      I'm sure that's how he feels after getting his head bitten of by a zombie tiger.

  • @DeadlyDanDaMan
    @DeadlyDanDaMan 3 года назад +5

    This movie is so bad that it makes Cuties look like a fucking masterpiece.

  • @jasperboyce1998
    @jasperboyce1998 3 года назад +7

    Something they missed was when they head into the city the girl left the doors open leading to the outside

  • @jeremycampos5067
    @jeremycampos5067 3 года назад +47

    Don't forget the part where they're about to run through the casino, and Bautista is like "don't stop for anything" and then immediately stops to fight zombies.

  • @Jalen106
    @Jalen106 3 года назад +252

    Is it me or why do I think that the daughter got most of the group killed because she went by herself?

    • @LitEntertainz
      @LitEntertainz 3 года назад +55

      Bruh she risked her life to save a friend that died instantly in the end lol 😂

    • @chrisyaworski2080
      @chrisyaworski2080 3 года назад +22

      Not most. But the pilot and Bautista would've lived and everything else would've stayed the same

    • @footy.Mikeyyy
      @footy.Mikeyyy 3 года назад +6

      @@LitEntertainz exactly the end was so horrible the friend still died and the pilot risked her life. The daughter was the only survivor which made me mad 8/10for me the action was good

    • @sorrycashonly5651
      @sorrycashonly5651 3 года назад +10

      @@chrisyaworski2080 actually Dave Bautista won’t be heading to the elevator in the safe room if Kate wasn’t missing, and his girlfriend probably won’t get her head snapped

    • @hopelesslyoptimistic8231
      @hopelesslyoptimistic8231 3 года назад +3

      @@footy.Mikeyyy the action wasn’t even there until at the very end of the movie. They had a cool idea with smart zombies but then they become stupid anyway and they barely show up until the end and the end was good action but it’s over in 2 seconds. The only thing I can give this movie is it looks good and it was more a comedy than an action movie.

  • @MrGayle_
    @MrGayle_ 3 года назад +2

    Zach literally forgot Geeta was in the film. From my understand the pilot was played by someone else and then replaced later. Geeta deaths scene was with the pilot that got cut and they forgot to reshoot that scene.
    So she just disappears.

  • @Daywalker527
    @Daywalker527 3 года назад +4

    "Somehow his blood pressure works" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @ventmonster
    @ventmonster 3 года назад +74

    Coyote: "We need to sacrifice the rapist dude so we can enter the casino. They will bite him and turn him into a high level zombie"
    "Anyone: "So we just gave the serial rapist super zombie powers? and you know he's going to come back for revenge or for the girl he obviously wants. You realize how stupid that was right?"
    Coyote: "Come on everyone we need to go"
    The hibernating zombie scene
    Can they not look 5 feet in front of them and see where the other goes? Is nobody going to make sure everyone gets through? No? ok is nobody going to shoot the clearly not bitten girl battling zombies in the hallway? No? just walk away? ok off to the vault everyone.

    • @guillermopena8412
      @guillermopena8412 3 года назад +15

      Hell, the whole point of going indoors was to avoid zombies, but the reason why the zombies are indoors is because they hibernate during the day, meaning that the fucking streets are empty, it's actually safer to walk on the streets!

    • @mustafao09008
      @mustafao09008 3 года назад +1

      @@guillermopena8412 Weren't the much more dangerous versions of the zombies watching the streets though? Alphas can get shamblers mobolised from their hiding spots while a shambler screaming would just wake the zombies in the room with them.

    • @nicehomelander
      @nicehomelander 3 года назад +2

      also no military is within safe distance from the blast to make sure nothing survives, the guy who could easily be using stolen money and is bloodied and beaten is just allowed to purchase a private jet.

    • @guillermopena8412
      @guillermopena8412 3 года назад

      @@mustafao09008 That was the point of the tribute though. They gave them a sacrifice for access to their territory.

    • @mustafao09008
      @mustafao09008 3 года назад

      @@guillermopena8412 The "agreement" was a pretty tense thing. Sure access was provided but it was the rogue definition of a mini-cold war going on where if the humans stepped out of line than the alphas would jump them. So it was best for the humans to avoid them altogether since the coyote wasn't able to discern information from a party incapable of advanced communication.

  • @LillyLimRo
    @LillyLimRo 3 года назад +59

    The part when they are leaving the first casino and that woman puts the gun to the zombies head but instead of backing towards the helicopter she decides to just back up to a random corner of the roof...

    • @lakabaka
      @lakabaka 3 года назад +7

      And says to the others to leave without her. Like wtf, jump on The chopper Lady!!

    • @donaldhysa4836
      @donaldhysa4836 3 года назад +7

      She need to sacrifice herself.. cause Snyder

    • @LillyLimRo
      @LillyLimRo 3 года назад +1

      @@lakabaka haha so true!

    • @rkvang479
      @rkvang479 3 года назад

      GET TO DA CHOPPA!!!

  • @jeebuschristos8423
    @jeebuschristos8423 3 года назад +6

    10:07 I still want to know... how many "deals" did the Coyote lady make? Does she take an "expendable" person everytime she brings someone in to rob the slot machines to "exchange" for free passage?

  • @Vman_95
    @Vman_95 3 года назад +2

    Honestly why that dude ended up in parking lot with zombie tiger tho? Instead of going up like he said😂

  • @alexanderc9462
    @alexanderc9462 3 года назад +38

    Alternate plan: just hire the security guy to go in alone, use his net launcher on the zombie, shoot the other zombies then run away with a head and get on a bus since he’s right next to the way he got in.

  • @philiphinton6259
    @philiphinton6259 3 года назад +36

    Thing I thought was completely stupid was the helicopter, it carries 12 plus 2 crew, now there was at least 10 of them, you saw the stack of money which filled half the safe, yet know one questions how they are all fitting on plus the money. Of course it makes sense if only the guy with the head, actually needed to escape, but no one questions it. Plus there was no way they were carrying all that money in a couple of bags.

    • @Brekner
      @Brekner 3 года назад +2

      Yeah that helicopter was tiny, no way they would've all fit inside....

    • @luhedi6303
      @luhedi6303 3 года назад +2

      The movie “Triple Frontier” actually factored the weight of the money for the helicopter. The helicopter was a fucking cargo bob, in no way a Huey helicopter is going to carry $200,000,000 and the crew.

  • @F05S1L
    @F05S1L 3 года назад +3

    Joe : "I thought maybe at the end of the film we'd see Da Baby pop out somewhere"
    Da Baby: "LESS GOOOOO"

  • @huggysocks
    @huggysocks 3 года назад +4

    So every time an employee needed to change out a 100 dollar bill in that hotel the employee needs to disarm booby traps or die. Also why didn't he remember the combination? If you fail twice it's locked forever... write it down.

  • @banezilla2242
    @banezilla2242 3 года назад +42

    am i the only one that thought the opening credit seen would of made a better movie then the actual moive

    • @Hangman__
      @Hangman__ 3 года назад +3

      I thought the same thing

    • @loremaster6828
      @loremaster6828 3 года назад +3

      Yea, I didn't like that they skipped all that like the thing with the mom and her daughter. Like who tf are these people and why do I care?

    • @ryanedioma2133
      @ryanedioma2133 3 года назад +1

      Yes, I agree. I hope they'll make a prequel and less screen time for that huge eye bich.

    • @enachioken
      @enachioken 3 года назад +2

      Yeah, I wanna know the Five Star general that thought it was a great idea to parachute soldiers into the waiting arms of alien zombies

    • @CagedPhoenixThe1st
      @CagedPhoenixThe1st 3 года назад

      Same for the recent mortal kombat movie.

  • @Pyke_
    @Pyke_ 3 года назад +72

    How Army of the Dead should have ended: The team enters in the safe, lock it and wait for the nuke. Then everybody goes out rich and credits rolls!

    • @R3TR0J4N
      @R3TR0J4N 3 года назад +13

      Was worried about radiation when vanderohe come out but just walks it off lol

    • @TheMusicftw1
      @TheMusicftw1 3 года назад +4

      @@Ryan-pj9mf Las Vegas is clearly blown to shit though lol

    • @idkaboutthisfuckoffyoutube1041
      @idkaboutthisfuckoffyoutube1041 3 года назад +1

      This doesn’t explain why there dead body’s would end up in a time loop if the place got nuked another plot hole

  • @DarlockAhe
    @DarlockAhe 3 года назад +5

    200 mil weights about 2 tons. How were they planning to move it, is a mystery in itself.

  • @exa5546
    @exa5546 3 года назад +9

    This movie was fucking stressful. I left watching it in the first 15 minutes.

  • @siramiel8365
    @siramiel8365 3 года назад +85

    My brother and I were laughing our asses off from Dave's acting when he tries to look angry or dramatic but looks like he's going to cry.

    • @Jose-se9pu
      @Jose-se9pu 3 года назад +15

      And Dave is a good actor, but he is not dumb, he knew he was casted in this dumb movie just for his sides, and said "fuck it"

    • @yvespeckstadt5099
      @yvespeckstadt5099 3 года назад +9

      Same here. I am surprised that so many people are praising him in this movie. The whole movie, wether it's looking sad or angry, he has this same sad puppy face going on.

    • @mohdamerulaidilbinrazisahm7317
      @mohdamerulaidilbinrazisahm7317 3 года назад +4

      He just need a good director. Why do you think he do well in blade runner 2049?

    • @ITyraxI
      @ITyraxI 3 года назад +6

      He didn't sell a single "dramatic" scene. I find him a 1 note actor and I'm not a fan. This movie was hot shit regardless though. No one can carry this dumpster fire.

    • @talk-supersix-seven6021
      @talk-supersix-seven6021 3 года назад +1

      It's because he's had too much plastic surgery, his eyes were so squinty I was also laughing that his face always looked the same, all puffy and really slant eyed when he was supposedly crying and also when he was angry or pumped.
      He needs to take it easy on the cosmetic enhancements and procedures.

  • @Dom8o8
    @Dom8o8 3 года назад +41

    Army of the Dead was a huge missed opportunity IMO. Cliches all over the place and characters that made the dumbest choices on film. The movies focused on the less cool aspects of the heist and zombies. So Why not just show us the zombie wars, and or the fall of Vegas?

  • @lagoray9873
    @lagoray9873 3 года назад +12

    Jeremy Jahns and Stuckman in their review said they "really enjoyed" the movie and recommends it. Didn't even mention any of the dumb scenes. I was like "whaaaaat, really??????" AJ, OJ, and Alex made much more sense.
    I maybe wrong but Zack Snyder knows how to make badass action but very prone to weak dialogues and dumb scenarios.

    • @TVBjak
      @TVBjak 3 года назад +1

      Yeah, I couldn't believe they "loved" this movie. I was scratching my head because this movie was idiotic.

    • @psychobillynumbnuts1
      @psychobillynumbnuts1 3 года назад +3

      Stuckmam is a hack. I cant see why people like him. He has no personality

    • @carlosramos3890
      @carlosramos3890 3 года назад +1

      Critics are starting to get scared of Snyder

    • @AmiAki
      @AmiAki 2 года назад

      They’re quick to criticise movies written by women but Zak Snyder? Great movie

    • @AmiAki
      @AmiAki 2 года назад

      @@psychobillynumbnuts1 he dull as hell

  • @codybarlik4524
    @codybarlik4524 3 года назад +4

    I had to watch this while I was donating platelets. I couldn’t move my arms during the whole thing so I had to suffer through this shit like it was a form of torture

  • @moyai7594
    @moyai7594 3 года назад +275

    Did anyone notice the zombie robots?

    • @jackkilgannon6924
      @jackkilgannon6924 3 года назад +67

      YES OMG AND THERE WAS NO EXPLAINATION

    • @social_exe
      @social_exe 3 года назад +34

      I legit said out loud, "now they turned into terminators"

    • @abnerlinbueno9317
      @abnerlinbueno9317 3 года назад +35

      Yeah, there is an interview where zack snyder kind of hints of the government implementing robots in there to see their behaviour or something like that.

    • @jannisschaefer5776
      @jannisschaefer5776 3 года назад +26

      Yeah right, sometimes when they got shot there would be like shattered metal fragments, sparks and weird blue light emanating from their eyes what was that about. Hell even Zeus, their leader had that. Is this like a future Las Vegas/World with cyberpunk gear. If so I wouldn't mind seeing that in a zombie flick. Just please make it clear and go more all out with the concept by giving the humans some of that sweet techno equipment.

    • @CptnMcKawesome
      @CptnMcKawesome 3 года назад +12

      I was wondering if anyone would say anything

  • @divifilius4957
    @divifilius4957 3 года назад +66

    The one character I wanted to die...lived

    • @jakeevans4130
      @jakeevans4130 3 года назад +4

      Same bro and I was so mad

    • @elreydelmundo1343
      @elreydelmundo1343 3 года назад +2

      RIGHT. And then when I thought Amari's character had survived and was gonna get the japanese dude, it turned out he was bitten and on a plane with a bunch of potential victims.

    • @divifilius4957
      @divifilius4957 3 года назад

      @@elreydelmundo1343 the whole movie was just a let down to me as I waited months for it

  • @rdveasley05
    @rdveasley05 3 года назад +4

    Did y’all notice that whenever the zombies heads blew up they looked like robots?

  • @charliebrown2460
    @charliebrown2460 3 года назад +2

    Tanaka not knowing the combination to his vault is not so far fetched.
    This vault is where the casino would have kept the cash they need to pay out for any winners at their tables. Tanaka, being the owner, wouldn't need to have to know about how to access the vault as this would be considered a day-to-day part of running the casino. He would have hired people (who likely became zombies during the outbreak) to manage those details for him.
    While MUCH of this movie doesn't make sense (even within its own fiction), Tanaka not knowing the code for a vault in a casino he happens to own is not something I stumbled over.
    Because here's the thing - if the CEO of the place you worked walked in, would you expect them to have the access codes for everything in the building memorized? Or would you expect them to have several assistants (or the *store/office* manager) who would take care of those mundane details?

  • @antoniotrarags6168
    @antoniotrarags6168 3 года назад +28

    I just thought if hypothetically everyone survived how would the shity helicopter at the end would be able to hold everyone single one of them plus the whole $50 million.

    • @allelujah1210
      @allelujah1210 3 года назад

      You're right haha that was a big team

    • @barneyrogers4006
      @barneyrogers4006 3 года назад +1

      I am in no way defending this movie but I assume that the idea was that ‘Burke from Aliens but with glasses on’ would get rid of them and then escape in the helicopter as he explains.

    • @allelujah1210
      @allelujah1210 3 года назад +1

      @@barneyrogers4006 we are talking from the retrieval team point of view, that's a dumb team if they didn't think about that when they saw the helicopter

  • @ryawncawdor6381
    @ryawncawdor6381 3 года назад +55

    Dawn of the Dead 2004: Man, Snyder kills everybody at the end.
    Army of the Dead 2021: Man, Snyder kills everybody at the end.

    • @boarfaceswinejaw4516
      @boarfaceswinejaw4516 3 года назад +31

      difference: i wanted everyone dead by the end of army of the dead.

    • @Samuel-qe9lj
      @Samuel-qe9lj 3 года назад +28

      I hope he kill everyone but no, irritating daughter is alive

    • @ryanedioma2133
      @ryanedioma2133 3 года назад +1

      except for the huge-eye bich

    • @TheLastSane1
      @TheLastSane1 3 года назад +16

      Dawn is 1000x better than Army.

    • @abdullahnaeem7275
      @abdullahnaeem7275 3 года назад +1

      @@TheLastSane1 agreed

  • @shaun374
    @shaun374 3 года назад +4

    You missed the best part. They get that Alpha’s head right at the entrance to the city? He literally was 60 feet from the gate and for some reason he treks all the way back over to the stupid heist just to turn around and try to leave again right away.

  • @ThokTheViking
    @ThokTheViking 3 года назад +6

    This movie had so much potential, like a seriously great zombie movie that would be referenced for decades, but it’ll just be forgotten

    • @Deleaubro
      @Deleaubro 3 года назад

      I dunno, I'll remember this film as the stupidest movie ever. So fucking stupid.

    • @SCHRODINGERS_WHORE
      @SCHRODINGERS_WHORE 3 года назад

      All zombie movies are spoofs why are you taking it so hard??

  • @zany_zombie7276
    @zany_zombie7276 3 года назад +63

    Movie: *the worst character survives*
    Me: gonna pretend i didn't see that.

    • @ryanedioma2133
      @ryanedioma2133 3 года назад +1

      her huge eyes is a plot armor

    • @paulreckless
      @paulreckless 3 года назад

      @@ryanedioma2133 its funny really the eyes are extremly vurnerable to radiation. She is dead as shit from the radiation.

  • @greenarrowwb
    @greenarrowwb 3 года назад +41

    Wait, no one is going to talk about how one of the zombie was a flipping robot? Literally at 1:55:20 you see Guzman shoot a zombie, that is a robot zombie.

  • @MT_SiTH
    @MT_SiTH 3 года назад +2

    "Do you KnOW WhAt "contain" means!?" Lol

  • @TankAce300
    @TankAce300 3 года назад +2

    I love how genuinely sad Alex is when he says "no think of the tacos"

  • @blackfox1320
    @blackfox1320 3 года назад +30

    The big problem was the film has a very serious tone. So when the storyline is a complete, nonsensical mess it just results in a piss poor movie. I hated everything about this movie, I couldn't stop calling out how nothing made any sense.

    • @smradlaveponozky1627
      @smradlaveponozky1627 3 года назад +1

      a lot of the stuff will be explained in the future , Zack is building a universe and there is a lot of interesting stuff going on in the movie , Zack purposely put these weird things in the movie so we talk about it . The guys like Angry Joe are just dumb to understand that . Most of their complaints and plot holes are just them being stupid or impatient . Zack puts these things into the movie for a reason , Zack is not dumb , just let him do his thing and youll understand it soon

    • @badabingbing474
      @badabingbing474 3 года назад

      @Noturbusiness Notatall Zack Snyder defense force on full alert

    • @SCHRODINGERS_WHORE
      @SCHRODINGERS_WHORE 3 года назад

      I laughed alot. It was a cool movie

    • @blackfox1320
      @blackfox1320 3 года назад

      @Slippy Frog pretty sure he was joking haha

  • @nickreed3924
    @nickreed3924 3 года назад +76

    I'm glad that there are people reviewing this movie that I agree with. So many people were talking about how good this movie was and I started wondering if I was missing something because I didn't like it

    • @VazeulEzren
      @VazeulEzren 3 года назад +20

      Yes! I looked at rotten tomatoes out of curiosity and it has an audience score of 77%. I was like "wtf? This is the kind of garbage that passes for good nowadays?"

    • @Akshaytyagixin
      @Akshaytyagixin 3 года назад

      @@VazeulEzren not a lot of movies coming out

    • @austinbateman81
      @austinbateman81 3 года назад +2

      I enjoyed it but ight lol

    • @karunm4603
      @karunm4603 3 года назад +6

      @@VazeulEzren Snyder blind fans

    • @luhedi6303
      @luhedi6303 3 года назад +3

      The more I think about this movie, the more I dislike this movie.

  • @michaelcustor412
    @michaelcustor412 3 года назад +4

    Nobody wants to talk about the fact that they dropped paratroopers into hordes of zombies? Literally air mailing the zombies food.

  • @DeadMarine1980
    @DeadMarine1980 3 года назад +16

    "then the rape zombie shows up! It feels so forced"....well generally I'd assume a rapist isn't concerned about "force".