The Lodge Angry Movie Review [WORST FILM OF 2020?!]
HTML-код
- Опубликовано: 13 фев 2020
- 💥Patreon ► / angryjoeshow
🔥YT Join ► ruclips.net/user/angryjoeshowjoin
AngryJoe, OtherJoe & Alex take a look at the much delayed and potentially one of the WORST Movies they've seen and will see this year, the Horror Film The Lodge! A VERY Angry Review!
👕 AJSA Shirts! ► bit.ly/2m2YJNq
🎬AJSA Posters! ► bit.ly/2HHR9z1
📺Twitch ► / angryjoeshow
🐦Twitter ► / ajsadelrith
🐦Twitter ► / otherjoe_ajs
🌎AJSA Community ► ajsagaming.com 
Игры
It must be hilarious to randomly hear Joe cursing in the theater.
I would have laughed my ass off
I wish I could have been there honestly only for that
(from the back row) *you dun fukd it UP!!!!!!!!!*
It clips everyone's mics still
Ong
3:40 "This is not a horror movie, its a horrible movie" -other joe 2020
Funny as hell
i gotta admit that could be the genre for Blumhouse's upcoming "Fantasy" Island film coming up.
The Horror part of the film was trying to stay awake during the whole thing.
correction: HORROR-IBLE!!
@@ComradeCowboy3141 a good genre for trash horror movies. Lol
@@ComradeCowboy3141 That isn't even a word, therefore it makes no sense, thereby making it unfunny.
I think the actual horror and tragedy in the film is that Grace was trying to redeem herself and be a good person as she moved away from her past (her medication and her dog Grady helped) but the kids blamed Grace for their parents separation and their mother's suicide. Vengeance led to suffering, in many ways the characters fell into their own hell.
EonBlueReviews for me I get that and liked the premise, but completely missed on execution.
I was given no reason to like her, you know nothing really humanizing about her except she was from a cult.
There was also nothing convincing me that a man with an otherwise perfect marriage would leave for someone like that without establishing how they fell for each other. In the end I rooted for no one so it felt inconsequential and lacking in suspense or payoff. That’s just me though.
I agree with Slate Gray. It was easy to understand the meaning but it just was poorly done. Perhaps my IQ of 144 is just over movies that try too hard to be deep.
@@estherswayGodsWay not one single person asked what your IQ was. Just shut up.
Eon up there gets it. The movie was about a woman’s regression back into madness.
People talk about how jump scares are cheap and stupid yet get upset when they see a movie that actually chooses not to go down that route.
Stick to Friday the 13th if all you want are jumpscares, action and gorey kills every 5 minutes.
@@withoutthejuice7193 lol
The Lodge 2 out of 10
“The actors were there and read lines”
-Alex
Exactly what I felt. Such horrible acting OMG
Not even a 2
WAS CRACKIN' UP ON THAT PART WHERE THE LITTLE TOY STARTED TO MOVE ON ITS OWN ON THE PIECE OF ICE
CHEAP SCARES ALL THE WAY BUDGET FOR THIS MOVIE MUST OF BEEN LIKE $1,000
1 BEING SOME GARBAGE A finland PERSON WOULD PRODUCE WITH EXTREME SLOPPINESS AND LAZINESS AND NO ATTENTION TO DETAIL
10 BEING SILENT HILLS PT
I GIVE IT A 5.5/10
@@daviddavidsonn3578 there was acting ?
“This wasn’t a horror movie it was a horrible movie.”
BARS.
Antonio. S next Eminem
Drowning in our sorrows movie, made for cowards movie, didn't move me movie had no burn waste of time borrowed my money never returned kind of movie.
DM - A comment that's 20x better than the original post.
@@Yellowshirtmann basically a humanities graduate's ideal movie
What does bars mean?
Alex: There's actors and they read their lines so I'll give it a 2.😅🤣😂
gregorymjr12 that was brutal
@@1pyroace1 right!!!😅
TMC era would have made everybody involved in this movie to be banned from Hollywood forever
This was my favorite thing said in this review
The kids were absolutely fantastic.
The scene that seriously made me cuss out when the girl revolver didn't work the first time and the father who was standing less than one feet apart, didn't grab her. He stood their like stupid long enough to let her pull another trigger. 🙄
Lowest rated movie on Angryjoeshow
Resident Evil : Final chapter
AJ - 1/10
OJ-1/10
Angerbeard-0/10
And it SO deserved it.
now im gonna go watch that review again :D
Resident Evil Final Chapter is one of the worst movies I ever seen, fully deserved
Standards were different back then because Joe no longer allows 0/10.
@@dereksbooks star trek?
The film is an actual bruh moment
More like a Zimbabwe moment
Na it's a Ugandan Moment...EBOLAAAAAAA
LMFAO
like ur daughter
Never heard of this movie until now
Good.
Yeah, same.
Same.
Same
Escanor bro I wanted to leave the cinema so bad but my friends wanted to stay
"The tights are so sho... the shots are so tight on her face" lmao
I wish this commentary devolved into arguing if Child's was a Thing or not at the end of The Thing.
Who else is just here to watch AJ rant? The thumbnail of him looked promising 😂
No movie is worst than Resident Evil The Final Chapter
Living up to the name
Guilty as charged
Yep, the title as well, I’m in London and I’ve never even seen or heard of the film 😅😅 it’s not even shown here but I had to watch this! 😭
@@SuperMurray2009 you need to watch more movies. plenty of garbage movies worse. But only just
Joe in the thumbnail looks like the picture you put in your wallet to judge you when you're about to make a questionable purchase.
Exemplar Kyle Wait! That’s a thing? That’s an awesome idea!
That's because he did waste his money on this terrible movie lol.
But that bath water though...
MAC MILLER 😂 I could see that
Worst of 2020?
Hold your horses, Joe! The year is still young. We still have a lot of garbage coming our way.
We did.
It was definitely thee worst movie by a landslide.
Watched it at netflix... I so wanted to stop watching.
But my wife seemed so excited to give this a try, as she is an avid horror fan. Even the kind of bellow average horror movies she can appreciate... she did not appreciate this one! XD
Well at least Sonic will cheer you boys up. Movie's actually really fun, super cute.....really cliche but a good time. The dialogue between Carrey, Schwartz, and Marsden is really good, and Sonic's personality is on point. Also I really hope you stay for the credits.
My crowd went damn near ballistic lol.
Yeah lets hope so
Thanks for the heads up, I'm definitely going to stay for the credits!
@@Trayxxxx worth it. So worth it. God I want a sequel lol
@@mikeehrmantraut1899 knuckles is in the movie?!
@@imsentinelprime9279 mario comes in to confirms the smash bros movie coming 2026
AngryJoe: "I turned to my girlfriend and asked if the has seen ""The Thing"" :D
lmao
Yeah hahaha
Does that man listen to what he says out loud? Lmao
The worst well made movie in a while. Utterly unbelievable. Here is a numbered list of how the coincidences add up and how unbelievable the story becomes. Ready?
1. Kids have a mom that commits suicide - it happens sometimes, so far, so good with plot
2. Six months later, dad takes kids to hang with mom's replacement - a little insensitive considering it's a holiday but, okay
3. The new mom also experienced suicide - mass suicide of others around her - when she was young - huge stretch, story's plausibility has dropped big time here
4. Kids coincidentally stumble on all details of what happened to new mom - already lost me, way too many coincidences, probability is in decimal range now
5. Kids want to harm new mom, possibly get her to commit suicide with no regard for the danger that could create for them - yeah, okay... 0.0001% chance probability?
6. Kids understand sophisticated psychology needed to trigger past trauma - mmm-hmm... Must have take psychology class in junior high...
7. Kids rip perfect audio sample from dad's computer and loop it expertly to play over a bluetooth speaker indefinitely, and it never needs recharging - LOL
8. One kid has professional climbing gear - possible but given other coincidences, not buying it
9. Dad coincidentally has to leave, giving kids perfect setup to commit evil intentions - and kids don't feel guilty or break down until way too late
10. New mom starts going crazy and coincidentally has dreams and visions that perfectly sync with the kids plan and her past trauma - 0.000000000000001% probability
11. Kid has professional Photoshop skills and prints of (and frames) newspaper articles of their death - please, lol
12. Kids still have no remorse and tell new mom they all already died (all the while freezing from the cold cabin and never breaking character)
13. Dad who is well-versed on past trauma, left new mom with his kids and gives her a loaded gun on the way out - how are we doing on believability so far? Yeah...
14. One kid is able to fake a hanging over a staircase without injury and without his climbing gear being visible to new mom
15. New mom shoots man in chest who doesn't fight and instantly dies - someone doesn't understand how guns work...
16. New mom, now perfectly synced with past trauma, kills the kids - in itself believable, but not in this story, based on how they got there
So why are so many people thinking this is a good movie...? It looks nice. The acting and scoring are nice and the directors are popular. Maybe social media has made people lose their critical thinking skills? I don't know. Good writing should never pull you out of the story by straining your ability to suspend disbelief. Stories need to be PLAUSIBLE, based on the world they take place in. Fantastic stories with dragons and magick, vampires and ghosts, etc, can all be plausible or implausible based on the world they exist in, as defined by the story. Once they break that, the story is lost.
I disliked all the characters. That was the main issue for me so didn't care what happened to them at the end.
A 1/10 film is like "Manos: The Hands Of Fate," "Plan 9 From Outer Space," "Teenage Strangler," "Santa Claus Conquers The Martians," "Gigli"...films that have absolutely no value whatsoever, and are broken from the very beginning.
David Peterson yea this review is overly exaggerated
David Peterson Scary fact: Roger Ebert gave Gigli 2.5 stars.
@@coreycasciano3255 As all film reviews are, to be fair.
@@HugoSoup57 I have to believe Satan was, "Wait, what?!," and told God to keep Roger Ebert out of Hell for that review score alone. God, what a butt of a film...
Sounds like the dad has a life insurance policy on his kids.... guess he said fudge it they A holes anyway. He did a cop out.
That's what i gathered from spoiler section, fuck these kids haha
Did you mean to say "Fuck it, they were assholes anyway"?
HiddenStrength fuck them kids 2020
Say fugue it in stead not the queen motha of dirty words
Damn this slowburn movie sucked dogshit ass I hated it🤦😴💤💤💤
You know when you see Joe sad it's about to be an entertaining review
You guys just saw a decent slow paced movie, its not the worst movie of the year by any means. (Sure there are a lot of greater horror movies out there like Hereditary, Get Out) You are the kind of moviegoers who want fan service, and also you have really short attention span. So watch it again, it will be a good exercise...
The ending was lame bro.
Obviously Joe didn't see Fantasy Island or forgot about the Grudge. At least this has great visuals and is well made compared to that trash.
Yeah..and the movie wasnt that bad
I find it a little ridiculous to put this in the category of a terrible film. Even if you don’t like it, to say it’s one of the worst is a bit silly. I thought it was interesting if a little unbelievable. But I certainly didn’t hate it.
At least Fantasy Island and The Grudge stuck with one plot. The Lodge threw 3 plot twists just to end up a "everything was fake" plot. The directors/writers probably looked up to Rian Johnson (Star Wars episode 8)
@@UGOkilleth its your opinion...I do prefer a bit of thought provoking themes and a diferent style to the same bestdown clichet storybeats with predictable scares...yes the movie had a ton of plot holes...yes you have to suspend your disbelief...but atleast it tryes to be different...its not a cash grab like the other movies you mentioned...those were made to brainnumbing people who love a loud noise and a creepy face...context not needed...and as i said your opinion is valid...but the proof that this movie is better is simple...this movie is highly divisive and a lot of people like it and a ton of people hate it...fantasy island and the grudge remake no one will say those movies are good...because they are soulless...when you see the lodge you can think its stupid(i didnt) ...you can think its hard to swallow 2 kids did all that( i also did struggle with the notion)...but you cant say its a bland jump scare fest ...because its impossible to stay indiferent to it...i swear i saw the grudge remake and i dont remember the story beats...this one is far from perfect but its so of the rails it stuck with me...and part of it in a really good way...cheers man
Yall have to much time to reply abt this shit.😂👏
Here's hoping Antlers is gonna be good...
Sees the title:
“Well, that was fast.”
I actually found the film to be quite a hellish descent into madness and utter tragedy to the extent it would evoke anger in most people. I just walked out of the theater, and while I’m still processing it all, I think relegating it a piece of shit is unfair.
The movie was great, i would like to know how much horror they watch because this one definitely has a payoff...
they are so many things that they don't explain, that it makes this movie feel unreal. It has the most obvious ending, which for some reason that was the part that ruined the film for me.
I personally thought it was ok, I think they’re being over the top in this review.
The film is actually good. The ending Joe was expecting is implicit: a close in the remaining 2 bullets on barrel, one for each kid. For a moment I thought the woman was fucking around the kids, specially when the little girl asks her brother "have you seen her pills?" when in the basement. That made the ending even more terrifying. Anyways, i really like Joe's games reviews but for movies i choose Chris Stuckman and other reviewers instead.
Agreed
"A game changing horror film" This seems to be the phrase thrown around with every sub-par-to-shitty horror film in the past twenty years.
I'm guessing a 1 for Other Joe would be so bad he literally couldn't watch it to the end?
2 for me is incredibly boring with bad visuals on top of bad writing. 1 is offensively bad that I can't finish. This sounds so absurd it's funny in a, "why did someone write this and think it would be cool" kind of way so I understand a 2 or even 3 depending how stupid it actually is.
1 for me is just saying, "Yeah i regret picking this movie," and just saying "I am going out to the car" and walking out even if it is storming lol.
And I guess 1 for Alex would be if there's nothing in it that he likes, in this case, there was The Thing. Meanwhile I have a guilty pleasure for the Ride To Hell soundtrack and Joe gave that a 1 out of 10.
What an amazing treat for valentines. You're too sweet Angry Joe, O.J., and Alex! :D
Dunno why I get sick pleasure out of you guys reviewing bad stuff xD
She didnt die when she tried to shoot herself at the end because the gun was a revolver. If there isnt a bullet in the chamber then nothing will come out. The gun was working perfectly fine. There was a bullet in the next chamber so when she pulled the trigger next, a bullet came out. The ending shot shows us that there are 2 more bullets left in the revolver
Just walked out of the theater from seeing it. I disagree with your scores but I completely understand some of your criticisms. I do think a lot that was done right though. I do wish there was a bit more action, and they could have built the tension a bit better, however the film was loaded with subtle messages and symbolism, and I though the climax was effective. I didnt once feel like anyone was smelling their own farts with the way this was written. Watching a couple of explained videos really tied it all together for me
I've just seen it knowing nothing about it. And it makes no sense to me. I don't understand the kids and I don't understand the father. Wtf is going in😂 i think I have to watch some Videos too and let it sink in, maybe then it makes some sense 😂 Loved the Atmosphere though. With better writing it could have been really good i quess...
@@Monti1999SPOILERS the kids hate the father's new girlfriend because they blame her for her mother being gone. That's why they plot to make her think she's in purgatory to pay for her sins. She grew up in a hardcore suicide cult. She ran out of medication because they were trapped in the cabin for days and so she went a bit nuts. All of the weird things being done in the cabin was the kids fucking with her. At the end she believed she was in purgatory so she killed the father thinking that her sacrifice would get her out of purgatory.
@@trueaddict8733 I understand the story i just don't buy any of it....
@@Monti1999 oh sorry - you said it didnt make sense and you didnt understand the kids and the father so I thought you meant that you had no idea what was going on. What's not to buy? It's not exactly playing in a world unfamiliar to out own and doesn't really have any fantastical elements that require the suspension of disbelief
@@trueaddict8733 I'msorry. That was not what i meant. My fault:) I don't know... something about that movie felt soooo off. After the Twist it totally lost me.
Maybe my problem is not the plot per se, maybe it's how the story was delivered...
Everytime Alex starts speaking I get really involved and then suddenly Joe interrupts every single time... I feel bad for him because he can't get a single word in.
Yea I think he should say something I would it's not all about him and if it was then ok and Alex wouldn't be there
Love the intro to this video lmao.
"I tried to be civil."
"It's not a horror movie, It's a horrible movie" - Other Joe
The only thing I can say is that someone that does experience a psychotic break from reality & experiences auditory hallucinations actually would believe the sound is coming from their head as opposed to a externally placed speaker in another room. Their brain would simply take that pre-existing stimulus & add it into the hallucination as though it were stitching clips together.
74% Certified Fresh on Rotten Tomatoes with a 54% Audience score. I trust AJS far more than RT, just thought ya'll might like to know
Ipsum24 Just got back from the movie. I’m a huge movie guy and I can easily say that this is my least favorite movie in a LONG time
Nobody uses RT as a reliable source.
AJ is the same guy that said Suicide Squad was “good”.
Taking his opinion on film as unequivocal fact is ludicrous.
The Lodge was a good movie, but if you need nonstop jump scares and hours of exposition to get into a film, then you’ll absolutely hate it.
how about making your own opinion ever tried that?
Amazing. It's not even April yet. And we already have a contender for the worst movie of the year. Wow
* praises Cthulhu
“Hey don’t look at me at least I ain’t as bad as this movie”
Watched this film last night, never have I routed for the crazy person more. Those kids were fucking monsters and deserved the ending they got. The whole premise of the film was beyond stupid, lets leave my kids who recently lost their mother with my new girlfriend who they blame the mothers death on in a cabin in the middle of nowhere while I disappear for several days and at no point get worried that I can't speak to the adult I left in charge. Screw this film, I want the time I wasted watching it back.
Everyone misses the detail that they set up the whole thing using the dolls house as a blueprint. That’s why they were dead in the living room and the boy was hanging in the dollhouse. They mapped it all
Out and had the papers, articles, pictures all made before heading to the lodge
So? Is that supposed to be what? Cool? Profound? Cute? Really, tell me, so what?
i didn't even know this film was coming out at all. as usual since i barely watch TV anymore i saw no Ads for this movie at all, it kinda makes you wonder.
I found a 1/10 for you: "Manos: The Hands of Fate".
11:44 Actually OJ gave RE the final chapter 1/10
Wow, I must have watched a different film.
Look, I didn’t think it was incredible but I thought it was decent. I didn’t hate it.
It got me thinking and kept me interested. I empathised with the Grace character.
The storyline was a little unbelievable, and that these kids could do this. But....
I think they’re being a little harsh. Plus it’s always nice to see something original.
FILM IS HOT GARBAGE
BrowneVisuals ok well if you just say it’s bad without any reasons why you think that, there isn’t much I can say other than I respect your opinion but I really don’t agree.
Clous von ok lets go through your points. You don’t need an explanation WHY he left the mum for her. It’s no a necessity to know unless you want literally everything explained to you. It happens everyday in the world so I wouldn’t consider that plot point “stupid”. For the point about them tricking her. Ok, as I said in my original comment I did find them pulling that off slightly unbelievable I’ll agree with you on that, that I’m not sure two kids that age would be fully aware of the effects hiding her medication would have. The dog point you made I didn’t find a big deal particularly but I’ll give you that if it bothered you. The dad could have got the gun quicker from her but I didn’t find it hilarious, more that he had too much faith in her and not fully aware of the situation with her medication etc. As for your final point on them getting stuck in the snow from what I remember didn’t they try and turn the car around and subsequently get stuck? But even if that wasn’t the case I’m presuming he wasn’t really able to drive so the idea that he might of lost control in the snow or not followed the tracks previously made not that unbelievable.
So yes I did watch the film and there’s no need for the unnecessary little comment just because you don’t agree with everything I said. It’s ok to have a different point of view and I actually enjoy hearing different thoughts.
@@VaunShiz Never seen someone make so many dumb, easily disproven points. Quarantine got me all hyped about meaningless shit so let's get into this peer review:
1) "Dad leaves mom with no explanation for cult girl." Dad is an author who was writing about the cult, interviewed the daughter and fell in love. Not implausible.
2) "Mom kills herself [over her soon-to-be ex-husband, whom she still loves, is in love with someone else]... literally makes no sense." Relationships are responsible for 40% of all suicides. Literally makes all the sense.
3) "Right after all this he wants to move this girl in." It's a relationship, people tend to move in together if they're in love.
4) "Not only that he leaves [her with] these kids that hate her." Got a business call, HAD to. Wasn't something he planned on."
5) "Even worse he gives this girl with mental issues a gun" her anti-psychotic medication was treating her symptoms entirely. Her mental issues only presented themselves once she stopped taking her meds, so not unreasonable to assume that the father had never seen the girl act anything but 100% sane. House is in the middle of wilderness, guns are required, trust me. Lived in the mountains west of Boulder, CO for a year, mf-ing mountain lions, turns out, big fans of mountains... not so much of not eating from my trash cans and scaring thee fuuuck out of me at 3am. Unrelated lol but seriously fuck mountains lions. Sketchy shit heads can't even decide if they want to be called mountain lions, cougars, panthers or pumas... PUMAS. Been needing to vent about this for a while, apparently. Fuck you, pumas
6) "Then these kids decide to trick a mentally ill girl with what looks like PTSD" Her psychosis doesn't present itself until AFTER they decide to fuck with her and she isn't on her meds, not before... they didn't know she was THAT unstable.
7) "They convince her she's dead and needs to repent" Repentance was the crux of her father's cult. Makes sense that you would mess with someone like that with the most significant aspect of their past trauma
8) "They 'accidentally' kill her dog... that was lucky to make her go crazy." Kids were busy schemin', forgot about the dog. Not totally unreasonable
9) "Dad did the worst job ever getting the gun from her" Dad was trying to de-escalate and convince her that she was having a psychotic episode. Attacking someone to get the gun away from them, especially around kids, can be very dangerous. I'll meet you half way though the dad could have grabbed the gun when it was literally pressed against his head. Little dumb. Could have been in shock, but still, just fuckin grab the gun...
10) "The car getting stuck in snow after we watch him follow a snow plow to get there" We see a snow plow going down A road, not established that there is only one house on that road. Plow could have just been doing the main part, as we don't see the plow when dad arrives home and gets out of car
In conclusion, you and pumas are dumb. Repent. God bless
ANgry Joe is awful at reviewing movies. Dude is such a casual when it comes to movies.
That moment when you realize Rotten Tomatoes gave it a 74% FRESH.
@@whatdoesthisthingdo
And then some. Especially since Disney bought them. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
You can't trust critics on Rotten tomatoes. I wait for the audience score.
It also has 6.6 on metacritic and imdb. Apparently plenty of people think it's okay.
@@JiubsBR audience score gets faked
@@JugglernautNr9 yeah it can be but I'd still take it over the critic score.
The scene in Stepbrothers where he’s sleepwalking and says,”The clown has NO penis” is more of a legitimate psychological thriller than this....
Still liked it more than every other jumpscare hollywood movie, atleast it tried something
I love how Joe is still talking about Sonic free riders years laters
I was waiting for a sonic review but i get a "the lodge" angry rant... I'm not complaining
She believes they are in purgatory and she wants to go get help?
Really?
I dont think there is any "help" to find.
Because you know... its purgatory.
Edit:
And why would you care about jackets in purgatory?
These kids dont know how to prank...
Wait what? You got it completely wrong kid. At that moment when she wanted to go and get help, she still had her mind back then. She was still sane.. but by the end she was completely gone and went batshit crazy.
@@avinashmusician2630 Kid? I wish :)
Well, my mistake. Have not seen the movie, only made the comment based on what I collected from the review.
Stay safe!
Kobin Brown the movie is decent. Don’t listen to this review. It mischaracterizes the film and is a gross exaggeration. They just didn’t like the slow burn horror style.
@@MagisterXII Ahh I see. Thanks man! :)
In the review they made it seem like it was the other way around (or maybe I am just stupid) :P
"The Lodge (2019)" and "The Cellar (2022)" *A Double Feature of Madness*
"Before the angry joe show ends"
Damn that hit the feels😔💔
Bet you’re really looking forward to Sonic now, huh?
from what ive hears its not bad, its actualy good
People are saying it's good
Yeah sonic is looking pretty damn good. 94% audience score so yeah
@@gremjs03 critics are trying to destroy Sonic's chances of overtaking birds of prey in terms of sales and reviews (for female empowerment) so don't ever listen to the critics they are paid shills.
@Tater Tots each to their own, it suprised me, much better than i exspected but not exactly amazing.
6/10 in my opinion not a bad movie.
What’s even more horrific, is the reviews on rotten tomatoes
This movie is at 72% on Rotten Tomatoes, "certified fresh"! 😖
Not surprising given it's owned by NBC Universal and Warner (bros) Media.
Numeriku they basically have to give it a good score🤣🤣🤣🤣
“Animals do not like to die” lol
i cant believe you guys think this is worse than gretel & hansel
When I saw the "Worst Movie" tag, I was scared it was going to be the Sonic review. 😂
He actually liked sonic.
Sonic had better character development and plot building than this movie.
@@UGOkilleth Sonic had better everything than this movie.
@@Saltyaf38 The lodge is better directed.
@@emilengen7825 I'd beg to differ
6:38 so I just asked my mum if she would ever leave her kids with someone she had just meet and I quote “”I’m reluctant to leave them with people I’ve known for years even family, let alone someone I’ve just meet””
If you was a terrible child and she had a fat life insurance policy on you she may change her mind about that!
This is misleading. This wasn’t a person “he just met” - this is someone that was about to be their mother, as his intent - which was known by the audience - was to marry her in the near future. She hadn’t had a chance to bond with the kids yet though, and they had suffered a tragedy within the past year - so this was an attempt to find “common ground” between them all.
The scenario is perfectly acceptable.
While this seems like fair criticism, the film didn’t have a mother leaving her kids with a strange, new boyfriend for a day or two while she got a bit more work done and returned.
That may seem like splitting hairs, but it’s less comparable when a father is leaving his kids with a new girlfriend.
Also, sometimes fathers do dumb things. My dad has forgotten me at baseball practice as a kid. He once left me alone at the mall because I took too long in a store.
Because it's 'mom', you idiot, dads don't give as much fuck.
"1,2,3,4,5? That's the stupidest combination I've heard in my life. That's the kind of thing an idiot would have on his luggage."
-Dark Helmet
*Me, who kinda liked it and actually had moments of fear and suspense watching this video like:* 👁👄👁
I actually liked it
@@collinsgitau6989 I actually loved it tbh for me it's a Masterpiece I know many people won't agree but that's one of the few Films that I rate 10/10
Especially in the Horror Genre that doesn't happen to often.
@@rickyharper9600 It was really good and enjoyable for me as well.I didn't know what to excpect.Seems like these guys had expectations, set from the trailer, that weren't met.
I loved the Lodge. I love horror that survives based upon it's on merits rather than jump scares and cliches.
It was a nice movie but the "guy comes out at the last second to save the day" (even tho he actually doesn't in this one lmao) cliche has been beaten to death. I also found the kids, especially the boy, to be insufferable and it felt very Ari Aster lite to me.
Love is a strong word, but I definitely like it.
It was just a mess of scenes with no real cohesion, plus it was really fkin boring
This movie messed me up
@@DrFearfall boring?? I guess it depends on your attention span. For folks used to Blumhouse jump scares every 5 minutes, I can see this movie being too cerebral.
This movie wanted to be the next Hereditary
Yea I liked it, but the dollhouse thing was such a rip-off it made me cringe.
@@_mel_9953 The movie was most likely already in production when HEREDITARY came out.
@Wesley Armando Pistachio No. The former premiered in festivals last year and in theaters this year, while the latter was released in 2018.
@Wesley Armando Pistachio You mean they were filmed at the same time? If so, that proves my initial statement was right.
@Wesley Armando Pistachio I said "In production."
All I can say is- Stick to Video Games!
Horrible movie. The most action packed and entertaining part in the first half of the movie is the mom killing herself. From the point they get to the lodge the movie is literally just a PRANK GONE WRONG GONE SEXUAL. Nothing like hereditary (which is actually a good slow burn horror)
The Grudge
The Turning
The Lodge
Fantasy Island
2020 has been a big miss for the horror genre so far
The lodge wasn't even no where near as bad, as he's making it out to be. Also....im hearing good things about The invisible man
Bro it was really bad
true but it's also had color out of space and 1br and the invisible man
"before the AJS ends" 😢 don't say that
What unholy words has been spilt forth form the gods
@OzarkoBlam Except the God Emperor of Mankind, he is eternal and only heretics believe otherwise
@@keiran5170 death to the God King ! XD imma right ?
All heros must die so they dont live long enough to become villains!
@@CBonduMiel HERESY!!!
The movie was not good and terrible, I’m a big fan of art house / different horror movies but this one just did nothing throughout the whole film and expected the audience to go ‘wow’. Psychological horror is good if there is some actual psychology going into it, not shittly written dialogue and an underdeveloped plot, characters, and overall mood. I laughed my ass off when the mother killed herself, set the mood to let me know that this movie would be a fucking joke, and the audience in the punchline.
Joe: Alex what do you think?
Alex: well the movie-
Joe: AND THATS WHY I FUCKING HATED IT BRJTHRJFJRJTBFJTNFNFHR!!!!
Damn I thought this is the top 15 worst films of 2019... now i feel dumb
It is. This movie is the top 15 worst movies of every year ever.
Not as dumb as this movie apparently. Mistakes happen, but this movie is an absolute abomination
@@johnbasterson7938 This movie is so bad it transcends time itself.
Billboard Braggins the only movie that holds that title is Paul Blart Mall Cop 2, that movie is diarrhea in a fucking shoe
Its actually been reviewed overall favorably by critics lmao.
Yea, I saw this at Overlook Film Festival, and I actually thought it was good. I'm guessing this movie just wasn't for these guys.
It’s the plot holes and characterization that broke the film for them. I ADORED the cinematography, but I can’t ignore the story’s problems.
SPOILERS FOR THIS MOVIE BELOW
The dad leaving them with a former cultist that he researched himself (and only knew for less than a year), the kids leaving the gun with the former cultist (who even THEY didn’t trust), the kids seemingly letting the dog freeze to death, and the former cultist somehow walking back to the lodge in a giant circle.
@@IMMACYCLOPS 1)he definitely knew her for more than a year, when the mother killed herself he wanted to marry her (which means he must have knew her for some time) and then 6 months passed, 2)leaving the gun was definitely stupid, 3) the dog scape and they look for him but couldn't find him
Did the film makers expect us to forget that the dad gave a gun to a women he knew was damaged while his kids are stuck in a house with her , the kids even said he wrote a book on what happened to her, the dad talked to the kids and not her the whole time , whatttt......there is 0 logic in this movie
It wasn’t that bad! Did you see “Fantasy Island”!!!!?!??
Loved everything about The Lodge
it sucked no plot whatsoever
@@kehl7254 this opinion sucks no originality whatsoever
How?
I watched this movie today and I was kinda enjoying the whole idea of how the kids trolled Grace so hard from the beginning to get payback for something...that she did not do. So it was sorta satisfying that Mia and Aaron got karma for all that trolling.
Yeah they're the real villans of the film imo. Like none of this would have happened had they not been twerps. I was hoping they'd get killed lol.
@@evanthompson4186honestly they fucking deserved it. Leaving the ending up to us to interpret, two bullets left I assumed she offed them.
She literally had an affair with a married man (their father) that caused their mother to suicide. WTF are you braindead children even talking about?!
The Lodge [WORST FILM OF 2020?!]
There is plenty of time to prove us wrong...
I didn’t even finish the movie I was so fucking bored
I've noticed a trend with Suncance films;
For every diamond there's a big STINKY POO!
Real Question: Would you rather rewatch CATS or this movie?
No
psychobeam99 facts
BUT!!!! You have to admit that opener with the mom killing herself was fucking amazing!
Perhaps a zero would be:
Some people with a grudge go to a lodge and experience a turning.
It's honestly hard to take you seriously when you said suicide squad was "an awesome fucking movie".
they took it back, also theyre different genres
but i dont take ajs’ movie reviews as 100% artisanal critique, instead as like a bunch of friends looking for an enjoyable time
@@donamameng when did they take it back? Also i don't understand why he would even watch this movie if he didn't like hereditary or any other arthouse horror film lol
3:40 😂
Spoilers
Oh shit, Joe gave it a 1; I almost have to go see it now since it was so bad.
i know right !!! this review made me want to see the movie
I might have to rewatch it drunk, maybe the comedy version of it is better lol
Damn, did we even see the same movie? And did they even see The Turning? That movie was far worse than this film. I really enjoyed the film. Its atmosphere was creepy, the acting was good, the cinematography was fantastic, and there were few to no stupid jump scares.
The ending was lame, the movie was great until the end.
Currently sits at a 72% on rotten tomatoes
Hilarious review, however I thought the movie was a beautiful work of art
But it's not supposed to be beautiful it's supposed to be a horror film
Devaurice Bryant I assure you the director DID intend it to be beautiful and tragic. It was a artsy, horror film. No cheap jump scares, but the intent was to induce dread and make the audience tense throughout.
It may not work for everyone, but that’s the reality of art and film.
I thought it was brilliant! Most horror is cheap, predictable scares with no story. This movie builds on the nerves and the reality is scary - not scary because of demons or witches, but insanity.
And horror films are supposed to be beautiful
@@mikonwesta4976 You're totally right
"Animals do not WANT to die!"
I think you'd actually be surprised at just how many people do not understand that, Joe...
Uh? Animals dont have such self awereness to even understand the concept of death. Outside of genetic imprint for self preservation, animals dont understand such a concept to "want" not to die. At most they understand the absence not death.
Stop projecting humanity, empathy and morality into animals.
I hate hypocrites like that would gladly watch and enjoy a person's death, which actually doesnt want to die and understands the concept of death and has empathy (unless mentally ill affected by psychopathy), while feel sorry for an animal that would actually kill as many people and animals as possible if given the chance.
Go and tell a bear you dont wanna die. He will kill you even if it has all the fish to eat a few feet away.
I hate how people like you, those fucking hypocritical "animal lovers", make angry. I love animals.
I saved so many birds, reptiles and mice from my cat bringing them home to me as a gift, nursing them back, holding a little bird in my hands for 2 hours to keep it warm as it was shivering and couldnt fly after the trauma of almost being mauled to death, until it felt better and flew away.
I chased a little baby mice for 30 minutes at 2 am with a flashlight in my mouth, trying to catch it hiding and running around under the bed, caught it and nursed it back to health.
I LOVE animals. Ive had 2 rabbits, 2 little turtles, 4 cats (2 exotic cats and 2 european cats) and 5 dogs (1 rottweiler, 3 german shepherds and 1 pug) in my life, living with animals my whole life. They died of old age.1 exotic just died at 15 years of age due to renal problems. Im living with 2 cats and 1 dog right now. My other exotic son ive had for the past 15 years has the same renal problems (50% chance for exotic cats to have them, its a gentic disease) and is gonna die soon as well.. they are like my children, sleeping on my head or my chest.
@@kato093 Exactly the kind of person I'm referring to. You have some research to do - there's plenty of genuine scientific research into animal intelligence, emotions and awareness (not to mention the myriad video footage all over the internet) - with findings ranging from pigs solving puzzles faster than 3-4 year old humans and crows manipulating water displacement to their advantage, to chickens showing signs of empathy and various species expressing sadness at the loss of others they were attached to. Things are not so black & white as you THINK you know.
Further, I was not projecting anything. Self-preservation does not require humanity, empathy, nor morality, and I made no suggestion of any of them - even though there is plenty of evidence to support each of those traits in various other species in various ways, if you only take the time to look and stop allowing your pessimism to automatically override every thought that enters your head.
Next, there are plenty of humans that will kill you too even if you tell them you don't want to die, and I can pretty much guarantee you it'll be for less palatable reasons than any bear would have. On top of that, assuming every bear would attempt to kill you 100% of the time for no good reason is just plain ignorant. And no, I am not suggesting that means they are safe to approach.
Finally, you can take that ridiculous assumption about gladly watching and enjoying humans die right back - you have absolutely no idea what you are talking about.
@@kato093 are you ok?
So let's just not eat animals and let them overpopulate and starve to death don't eat cows let them breed
Know why there's a food chain? So animals don't overpopulate without predators herbivores would overpopulate and starve.
@@delicouscake917 We're talking about eating animals now? Ok.
Human consumption of animals plays very little role in the natural order of this world - because the vast majority of animals that humans eat are farmed, not plucked from the wild.
In fact it's believed that most farmed animals would die out completely if it weren't for the forced breeding inflicted by humans. Others would slot back into their natural roles and breed at their natural rates - not the vastly accelerated rates employed by humans.
Humanity artificially inserted itself into that specific role in the food chain and it is more than capable of removing itself again, especially with all the technology and knowledge we have today.
The Earth and it's abundant animal life were doing just fine for a long, long time before we ever appeared - and will continue to do so long after we are gone, short of us literally blowing the planet apart in our ceaseless pursuit of destruction.
This movie insulted me. I heard that thing about "feeling like I wasted 1 and half hour of my life". I thought it was a figure of speech. It's quite literal here. It is insulting. I can't help but feel this movie is a prank. I think this is the actual point. Just like the kids prank the lady, the filme maker pranks the audience. I'm goddamn furious at Netflix for recommending this thing. If this movie were a comic book it would be like 10 pages long. Even the word "movie" seems wrong to describe this, since the plot is as frozen as the damn set. It’s like starting at a painting (granted, not a bad panting. If you stare at those for hours, this movie might be for you).
I can understand this movie being the worst movie ever compared to the Godfather but this movie is not bad when you have real bad movies out there. This wasn't amazing. But it wasn't awful. It was okay and has a story to tell and did it just fine.
no ghosts.
1/10
Hold up. Alex cook's? Are we going to get a cooking show? Maybe stoic Alex's cooking show?
I still can’t get over how Alex looks like joe’s older, bigger brother
How was this not on the worst movies of 2020 list fam?
Sonic free riders was a great review. Never forget that line, it’s the like the developers didn’t get the memo! 😂😂😂
lol, I just got the trailer for The Lodge as an ad on this review!
ME: I'm going to see if Joe has already reacted to the batman "screen test" batsuit....
JOE: fuck that, how about a review of a bad movie that nobody saw or asked for?
I think he hated the movie, because he was *SHIT SCARED*
Joe’s reaction was how I felt after Star Wars the last Jedi
The Last Knight, The Last Jedi, or this? I'd call Dibs on the former cause at least Michael and the others just wanted to have fun to be honest.
I'm looking forward to seeing how Antlers turn out tho!
Sign of a bad movie: When you turn the movie off and read the synopsis on Wikipedia to find out what happens. "Oh fuck off" was my response to reading it.
What bothered me was the Dad insisting on leaving the kids with the girlfriend they just met. Like who the hell leaves their kids with their girlfriend for days alone when they’ve never meet her nor have any type of relationship prior to. And then in the most remote destination with no family or friends anywhere around?
Just to play devil’s advocate, sometimes father’s do dumb things. When I was a kid, my dad once left me at the mall alone because I took too like buying a t shirt. I walked home, and the mall was over 4 miles away.
I can suspend my disbelief for what the father did, shortsighted or not. In the real world, sometimes you need to make sacrifices to keep your job and the lights on.
He supposedly spent a good deal with Grace and considered her to be perfectly okay. And she was! The real issue is that the dad didn’t foresee his kids executing a sadistic revenge plot on his new girlfriend.
They had met her, they just hadn't spent time alone together. The father, in his foolishness, thought that because they were about to get married and he had to work, they should spend some time getting to know one another in a quiet setting. Not the smartest decision, but I don't think it was dumb enough to be unbelievable.