How To Lose A Guy In 5 Minutes - The Bachelor NIGHT 1 RECAP (Zach's Season)
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- Опубликовано: 17 сен 2024
- The Bachelor is back with season 27 and our new Bachelor Zach Shallcross! This time the show is promising more romance to balance out the weekly drama and possibly even.... a happy ending? So what went down, who got a rose and how did one woman lose a guy in 5 minutes? Check it out in this latest recap of The Bachelor premiere (season 27 episode 1)! Plus my pick on who will be getting Zach's final rose!
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Can't be let down if your expectations are already on the ground. Could there be hope for this season yet?
Looool literally 😂
LOL let's see if it ends as Zach Shallcross or Zach ShallNOTcross 😅
Hilarious 😂
Honestly I completely forgot that this was actually on! I have ZERO expectations of this series.
Zach seems to be more genuine and authentic. So there js definitely hope.
I’m already impressed that Zach didn’t give Madison a pity rose. The bar is truly on the floor
😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Looooool. I’m stepping on the bar!
"I can't believe that I gave up my life for him" - Madison, WT actual F? 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️
@@exnihilonihilfit6316 Thanks... I just did. She seems like a genuinely nice person... who did just about everything wrong. I hope that she gets a second chance on BIP.
If anything it made me like Zach even more.
I’m impressed that Zach and the producers didn’t keep Madison. One night of her drama was enough. I’m optimistic for more romantic storylines this season.
I wish earlier season drama queens and kings would be sent home quickly too. I question how smart the lead is when they keep those people around. Of course they weren't aware of how the contestants are when they're not around them but I wish producers would tip them off. It's annoying to keep them around.
I agree. She was definitely TOO MUCH!
You never know. It might be that mid season suddenly throw her into the mix with her: “I’m really sorry for how I acted, and that’s not me. I want you to give me another chance.” While the second chance shows us that that is exactly who she is.
I’ve seen some messed up emotions on this show, but she’s gotta be in the top 3. You signed up for this!!!! Hello! But definitely major respect to the producers, because it could’ve been entertaining, but they saw how exhausting it would be.
@@emmaswartz4549 but you the same kinda people that be mad when the producers set things up
Zack: *cringes tasting maple syrup*
Canadian government: immediately flags Zach for no-entry list.
He’s a red flag 🚩 if he can’t enjoy syrup! No Canadian is interested in his crap! 😂😂
I adored syrup growing up. Then tasted it on its own Ick
"Jesse go back to ESPN" is killing me 😂The audacity
I was GAGGED
What we all are thinking
Can anyone find out who said that😂
@@alessandraalbertini7223 I think it was Sonia, she was eliminated probably at Jesse's request 😂😂
Why did she tell him that?
This show has taught me to not take anyone seriously until they turn 27
Serena P has a pretty level head.
@@shaunduquette5992 Exception!
Lolllllllll
I don’t think you should be taking any lessons from the bachelor
Idk man a woman over 27 is like adopting a 12 year old dog. If you’re lucky you get a few more years of their prime..
I can’t believe you didn’t mention how much sparkle there was in this episode!! I have never seen so many glittery sparkly dresses on night one before!!
And since Zach loves Sean Lowe so much, it was also a missed opportunity to bring up the sparkly dresses and Tierra from Sean season’s “sparkle”
Who was that girl on Sean's season that talked about having a "sparkle"? I looked it up. It was Tierra.😂
@@jenniferhansen3622
Read my comment
@@SavvyMuhon I can't believe I overlooked your comment earlier!!!! 😂😉
Ready to get into 20 women fighting and crying over one man with the personality of toast 😂 I love your recaps ❤
I agree - I appreciate the recaps so I don't need to waste time watching screaming, crying women and Zach who is as exciting as watching paint dry.
But he likes football and frozen pizza 😂
@@tinydream 😭🤣🤣
So far Zach seems to be a genuinely nice guy.
You know him well?
Madison is me overthinking everything that is going on in my life lol 😆
She’s a quarterback. 👍
Lmao, she’s already created the delusion of their life together in her head
Lmao SAME
I was just thinking this is probably the first time 95% of these women have ever been rejected in their lives. I bet it shatters the confidence.
Honestly guys ,I think zach's season is Gonna be a good one. I was very entertained today. He seems like he's gonna be fantastic.
Honestly, zac was chosen because They can control him.
@Jill Randall which is why they choose all their leads! :) He does seem like he has a good heart though, which I appreciate. Makes me feel more invested.
As long as it doesn’t be a bat shit crazy like Clayton’s season I’ll take it 😅
He is another Clayton. He seems to not have a clue as to how to get women to reveal more about themselves and if they are compatible.
@@luvlivefoods i disagree all first episodes are really awkward at least for the men, he seems better, but definitely more relaxed and show-wise slow paced, but hey it’s just the first episode could prove me wrong
i wasn’t super excited to watch this season but i was super excited for your recaps. 🎉
So far it looks like Zach is doing a great job as Bachelor. He's not keeping the trashy girls around. The girl that kept interrupting- gone. The girl that licked him- gone. The girl that made a raunchy sex joke- gone. He isn't going to tolerate the petty, immature drama that we've seen highlighted in the past. I think he is going to be a much more decisive Bachelor than we've seen in the recent years. He's here for his future wife!
You’re right. Reminds me even more of Sean 👍
I agree... it would have been disappointing if he'd kept any of those women. It shows that he's looking for someone who has a little class.
But he do kiss six girl’s in one night 😂 he is the trash
@@Gry32 he did kiss a lot of girls night 1. I was disappointed by that.
Well, to be fair...he did let the less "pretty" girls go, and he did give his rose to the youngest and trashiest (whole lotta side boob and crotch on display) girl of the entire lot.
Ah, Zach. I’ve been looking forward to seeing his season. He’s so sweet. I hope he has a good season and a great life.
Great work, Fantake! Had me dying with the Madison Supercuts. You’re not wrong, she went through a whole relationship arc in one night!
All the nurses this season… will be keeping the mean girl to nurse pipeline in mind 💀
Omg yes lol why is it so true 😂
Let's be honest- we've ALL acted like Madison at SOME point in our lives. Fortunately for us, we weren't on national TV.
Hahahah facts 😂
I can't speak for anyone else, but I know I have.
Bachelor fantake recaps are the best part about the Bachelor returning !!🙂💛
Gabi (Maple syrup girl) gets the final rose....you're welcome!
Literallyyyyy
@@gregd6706 what makes you say that?
I will NEVER tire of Office Clips. Ever.
Hope you are well, Chris!
Looking forward to Zach’s season!
Is saying Bailey's name wrong going to be a running joke for the season? Because if so, I'm here for it.
You mean Bailer ?
It's BAILEN, y'all! Show some respect 😑
Is that why he called her Bentley? 4:58-
Arrested development “Ann” vibes
It would be funny if it is LoL
It warms my heart that they cheered for the lady in the expensive rose dress instead of being jealous.
Night one gave me more hope for this show than I’ve had in probably a year and a half, hopefully it turns out alright
I’m not a Christina fan but I like the question cards she had. I thought she would get the first impression rose.
Love the thumbnail title! "How To Lose A Guy In 5 Minutes" LMAO!!!
So I'm from Germany and have never watched a single episode of the American Bachelor but wow this is so much more wild than the German version. I feel like a kiss at the first impression would be a scandal here haha
It's getting worse. Seems like soon they would start kissing after the first hello.
It is indeed tacky. It’s embarrassing. This show pushes tackiness, trashiness, drama, face sucking, etc.
Another weird thing they do on this show, is when a man creepily holding on to their leg or thigh while talking 👀
Like holding a hand would be more appropriate.
That interesting to find out how the European countries do The Bachelor. I'd like to watch a few episodes from other countries.
So happy to see back fantake great commentary as always the intro had me laughing hard🤣.
I think if Madison didn’t steal Zack for a second time, he would have kept her
Yea
How on EARTH do you have an Office clip for every single scenario?!?!
The office is fantake's "Godfather". 😂 It has the answer to everything you need!
The womanly roar edit from parks & rec is everythinggg hahaha 😆
I’ve waited what feels like forever for your recaps 🥰🙌🏽
I think I will only be watching your recaps to catch up on the show, I’m laughing so much right now 😂😂😂
I have not seen a single preview, had no idea it was airing this week, and I have zero plan to watch the show, but I will *definitely* be watching your videos still!!
Zach season has some potential😅 Zach kissed like 10 girls night one thats a records😂😂
HOW do you always have the perfect and so precise clips from other shows???
okay… you’re positive outlook has convinced me to once again invest myself in a season. i skipped the last season of paradise and was planning to just watch this show through your recaps… but…. if you have a good feeling…. i trust it
Gabi (Maple syrup girl) gets the final rose....you're welcome!
@@exnihilonihilfit6316 HAHAHA enjoy the season knowing who wins
I think Greer is a dark horse in this race. You don't see a lot of her in the previews (evil producers) but her and Zack did have chemistry. I wasn't happy when they picked Zack for The Bachelor but given his "performance" in this first episode, he might be fun to watch. Old School Bachelor session? Hope so.
The last three he picks are Kati, Gabi and Ariel!
These videos are so much better than watching the actual show.
Love how you handled Bailey in this one. Hilarious 😂
Way to go forgetting Baileys name and calling her Blakeley 😂
I think he said “Bentley”!? 😆
@@jenstod2682 he doesn't say her name correctly once the whole video lol
He purposely called her every name but Bailey lol
I actually enjoyed the season premiere but yeah my expectations were/are low as well. I do like him better than Clayton though, that’s for sure. The Madison saga was strange but I think Zach handled it pretty well. I thought she must’ve been drunk or something tbh and I didn’t know that that dance was a thing. I died at “go back to ESPN”. I don’t really know yet who I like. Looking forward to watching the season play out.
Bachelor Interns may work hard, but Bachelor Fantake works harder. The dedication to the memes, gif, and pop culture references always leaves me impressed.
I LOVE THESE EDITS
I'm glad we're using every possible B name for Bailey.
This was a really good night one. I'm excited for this season!
Gabi (Maple syrup girl) gets the final rose....you're welcome!
As someone who grew up in North Dakota, I was dismayed that the first person on the show from there had to be crazy.
This was such a funny video, I’m so excited to see you cover this season 😂
I was initially surprised that your final pick was Gabi since I didn’t think Zach was that impressed by the Maple Syrup introduction and also because she shares a name with one of the leads from the last Bachelorette season but after seeing what looks like some final date footage of her on a horse with Zach near the end of the video, I could definitely see her winning and I’ve now put her in my final four. My final four is now Kaity, Gabi, Charity and Aly/Greer????.
I could see Kaity and Gabi being the final two as of now with Gabi potentially winning but I’ll reserve my judgment until the preview episode tomorrow.
Also hoping that either Charity/Brianna/Kaity becomes the next Bachelorette if they aren’t the winner and hoping to see Madison and Lehka on BIP.
Gabi (Maple syrup girl) gets the final rose....Greer is not in the final four. You're welcome!
@@gregd6706 If this is a spoiler then you're a jerk. You're welcome.
@@vanillaghetto Thank you....I guess I'm a jerk then because it's 100% true.
@@gregd6706 Did you miss the memo that spoilers aren't allowed? Thanks for ruining the season. Jerk.
@@gregd6706 I guess the 'D' stands for Dickhead huh?
I'm convinced ABC signed a deal with Christina mandrel family or agent or something cuz this girl got way too much screen time.
And the only one who got her full last name shown 🙄
Don't like her AT ALL, SHE seems so stuck up ,on herself
I'm going to skip this season and just watch your updates! I know you'll give me alllll the drama details ✨️ ha
Same here! Thank you for saving 2 hours of my life
Literally did this for the last season, totally more than enough 😂
Bachelor Fantake is backkkkk! So excited to see your video on my feed! 💛
Your clips are always spot on & hilarious! The Seinfeld one really cracked me up! (Sorry, Rodney!)
I vote for the woman who told Jesse to “go back to ESPN”. That was hilarious and a little brutal! I loved it. And… I feel the same way.
Ohhh man I missed these recaps 😂
Madison probably already has some of Zach’s hair and is working on his voodoo doll.. wouldn’t be surprised if she had a shrine of him in her closet lol
She’s a waking cluster-F. 😂
That Rodney bit at the beginning has me rolling! 🤣🤣🤣
I really really really liked Zach in this premiere! Way more than i thought i would. But after this.. I feel like we may have FINALLY a really good Bachelor after so many years!!
Poor Madison. I think she was... overserved.
Really looking forward to this season! Katherine and Kaity are my favorites of the girls (PS don't sleep on Jess)
Shout out to the girl who told Jesse to go back to ESPN 😄
Brianna looked ridiculously stunning!!
If we don't get a romantic season with a proposal I will riot
Gabi (Maple syrup girl) gets the final rose....you're welcome!
Sooo excited you’re back to keep me in the loop!
Oh how I've missed you Fantake! I don't know if it's the fact that I have seen so many of your videos or what, but I've been noticing the revamp of the editing and production this season already! Not only did I notice the way the season is edited more to showcase the romance but I also noticed how the title "The Bachelor" looks different and they even changed the look of the name and job titles for all the contestants. They're really trying to start fresh with a clean slate so I have good hopes for this season! :)
I agree with Fantake, beause I was about to be done, but this season does have more potential than the last 4.....Seriously.....soooo, I'm in for a minute...
We missed you, Bachelor Fantake!!!!! I look forward to your commentary and, I HOPE, a return to "normal" on The Bachelor.
I missed you Bachelor Fantake!
You are the voice for what we are all thinking!! 😂🤣 hilarious!!! Also zac is kinda growing on me. He seems genuine. Hoping this season doesn’t focus to much on stupid producer influenced drama 😅 go back to your roots y’all
The calling Bailey the wrong name is perfection!!
😂😂😂
Bailer.
Manic Madison's business is "medical aesthetic marketing." That so fits. "As a Botox loving, laser treatment fan-girl, I jumped into my first job in the aesthetic industry." We have our first BIP contestant.
If her night one saga was a performance to get on BIP, I am actually kind of impressed hah. She did good.
@@justinedeleyer4894 She was an absolute train wreck and was only there for a few hours. I wonder how long she'd last on BIP because I doubt that she has the emotional stamina.
I liked gabi because she said thank you to the gent for opening her door. Greer and cat I can’t stand already 😅
“What are you drinking?”
“Not enough”😂
Missed you bachelor fantake 🥺
Ur edits are always so good
U seem to find the perfect clips every time
I truly had missed you. Thank you for making these videos. Happy new year full of health.
Madison is giving me Taylor Swift in the Blank Space music video vibes😂
hilarious! glad you're back, fantake. hope you're feeling well. :)
I don’t watch the Bachelor. But started watching Golden Bachelor cause it caught my attention. That’s how I found your channel. And now I’m watching the rest of the vids lol
Welcome back!
I don't watch the bachelor but I live for this commentary!
My pick is Gabi, too. Solely because she looks like the long lost D'Amelio sister. LOL
Madison is everything. She made the episode
“That’s cold coffee!!” Got me 😂😂
Madison reminds me of when I got off the bus at Ft Benning for basic training and a guy quit as we walked inside to start our paperwork.
Absolutely. 😂 She’s quite a guy. That’s why Zack was grossed out.
Thank you for your service
@@angelwings7930 "she's quite a guy"? transphobe?
@@cmalol I don’t have to be a trans fan 🤡. I don’t have to tell you my opinion on that either. You’re assuming I’m against it. Some women are aggressive and act kind of masculine. Period. So you’re reading a lot into a simple statement. Go look for issues elsewhere. Go interrogate someone else because you’re no authority to me. 🤡😂🤡😂🤡😂
@@cmalol You’re a transphobe ?
Brianna with her immunity idol 😂😂😂 won’t be surprised she gain extra time with Zach
That Larry David cut KILLED me 😂
That's cold coffee!
I've missed your videos, it's good to have you back! I hope your holidays went well and you got a lot of rest.
Dude I already like Christina a lot. I don't tend to like when someone has a family connection with a famous person but I can't help it. She's just funny.
Yay! You are back. Love your recaps to bits 🙏🏼❤️
the girl with the rose dress was BEAUTIFULLLL
I missed you!!! So excited to be back in this bachelor mess 😂
Honestly I think the producers are setting this up to be a good one. The ceiling is potentially like top 2 or 3 lead.
Fingers crossed
8:15 not Fantake calling Bailey “Brinly” 😂 I hope it’s a joke that I just didn’t feel a comedic effect on, or else Bailey has the least memorable name ever.
Edit: Okay I’m finding all the times he made this joke upon realizing that it is in fact a joke. Here’s my list I’ll add to:
5:05, 5:31, 8:15,
Yes, it was a joke. He said her name wrong in a different way each time in came up. 😊
@@chloewildner167 hahahahahah ahhh that’s hysterical.
@@chloewildner167 I only noticed it once… 😬
This was me at 15 with my first bf 😂😂😂😂
right ? Unfortunately she is not 15
@@thegalhorowitz 😭😭😭😂😂😂😂😂
I’m so shocked by Gabj being your final pick, I liked her but I didn’t think she’d even make it to final 4
Same! Their connection wasn’t one I thought would be even final 3 worthy lol I’m surprised!
I won't watch the season, but I will watch the Bachelor Fantake recaps 👍
Ditto!
Hahaha! Bentley, Blakley, Bayton!
Love to See It Podcast pointed out that every joke Zach tells is just him repeating whatever they said to him, and now I can’t unhear it.
Last night I declared adamantly that I would not be watching this season because I'm over the BS... but then I saw a Fantake video in my feed...
oh how i have missed fantake recaps
The Holland one would have had me I’m not gonna lie 😂
Missed a maple syrup conglomerate from Vermont wedding crashers bit 😆
My husband just said, as I was explaining why I was laughing at your video, "BachelorFanTake makes it easier on my brain, but it's still not happy" LOL! He wears noise canceling earphones when I'm watching the show.
Gabi (Maple syrup girl) gets the final rose....you're welcome!
@Greg D where in my comment did I ask for that information? No spoilers in the comments! Ffs
Let me preface this by saying I LOVE The Office clips in all your recaps but last night I had a dream that I was at an office party and "Date Mike" was hitting on me! Both horrifying and hilarious! 🤣🤣🤣