I concur. I actually try to plan out my outfits, just because it is more aesthetically pleasing. One day this past semester, a girl just randomly told me my outfit "looked cute," in what I took for seriousness; never going to forget that...not even sure who she was, it just felt great.
What mainly confuses me about other people is how they can be so social and friendly. I'm an introvert and I'm pretty rude and not good at talking to people. Also how some of them have no scrap of mercy and will bully other people so bad they switch schools or fall into depression. (Especially highschool)
My dad assumed I was two years younger than I am, didn’t remember my birthday, has no idea what school or grade I’m in, and uses my name so rarely I’m quite sure he forgot what it was
Once I had a girlfriend give me an example of when I was being vague. When I said I was thinking about hanging with people you said "Do whatever you want, I'm busy today". Vague(what are you doing, do you even care what I'm doing, what if I was cheating on you), Meaningless(nothing you said was committal or affected my plans) But it's direct and what I meant. According to several girls men are like that a lot. Yes you were honest, you weren't using tricky langauage but...(and then complains lack of details or plans)
@Tariku Krob I don't understand most of these and I'm a guy. I don't do them, and I've only seen a few of these. I was thinking the same thing you were for most of the video.
Yeah making fun of each other is part of the experience, nothing quite like making pointless insults and having it not impact your friendship in the slightest. Forget potentially breaking the friendship, it’s proof of how strong it is.
GrandSupremeDaddyo the friendships of men are so strong cause if your good friends then your smart enough to know when your friends actually is mad at you or when there joking. Women just have fake friendships.
@@_thebigpig_5769 I disagree on the idea that women's friendships are fake. Usually, it's the niceness to aquaintances. Most girls I know don't want to waste their time on chicks they don't like, so it isn't usually a fake friendship. Mostly like, "I'm aquaintances with Lily. I'm nice to her but she secretly pisses me off so I'll avoid actual interaction as much as possible." A girl's real friends (the ones she calls her friends) are usually tight AF, it's the kind-of-friends and the aquaintances you need to worry about haha
Zen Zuri no seriously for me it like when you gotta do a long handshake you can’t think about it literally you have to guess what the other person goin to do never practice once for a handshake just hoped that I remembered
And it's pretty easy to walk up to a random guy, and make a pretty decent handshake in 10 seconds. Like the Fist bump, Palm Slap to Back Hand Slap to Bro Clasp and Shoulder Hug.
@@serinetherat3671 In all honesty I have no idea. We just sit there and kinda just zone out. I suppose the best thing to try is just litteraly taking a few minutes to just sit there and do nothing, think about nothing and just relax. I know for myself that I zone out the most when I'm relaxing. Playing a game or watching something are the best examples I can give.
Usally it starts from self thinking and slowly turns into thinking to a slow grey frame and a grey desert lost in the breeze. Basically the world goes blank and so do our surroundings. Just zoning out, usally you feel a jump coming out of neutral. Basically the world just disappears.
its more like 1 he doesnt tell me what iw ant to know 2 he tells me stuff i dotn want to hear 3 why does he keep things from me i think he keeping from me but might not even be there
Daughter: Mom im gonna go out with my male friend Mother: Carful sweety men only think about one thing nowaday Daughter: sex? Mother: no Aerodynamics of a lobster
* me staring off into the distance * Internally: Water. Earth. Fire. Air. "Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony. Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked..."
@Devon Crusader I said it could be an illusion, not that it IS an illusion. Breaking the laws would be equally pointless as following them if everything is just an illusion but you still have a conciousness that should feel whether it is right or wrong. Even if if everything is an illusion you still live it and experience it so it is still in your best interest to make the best of it.
@Devon Crusader ah fair. Anyhow not mad or anything, just like to think about things, philosophy and all that. Believing / accepting that all can be fake isn't bad as long as you don't become nihilistic, that's when people just go 'screw the law' as you described.
I have to manually calculate my age based on my birthday every time someone asks about it. "It's 2019, 2019-1994 = 25, but october han't happened yet, so -1 and so im 24... Yep, 24."
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My friends and I worked out the perfect plan to survive a local zombie apocalypse and figured out how to colonize Mars in less than two hours of drinking.
What baffles me is how women will get pissed when they ask you what you’re thinking about and you say “nothing”, then they start thinking they’re not important enough to know, or you’re lying, or you’re thinking about them badly. Lmao.
I’m a woman and that also baffles me. Like if I don’t say it’s because it’s getting to far too strange a tangent to actually talk about and that can’t even be put into words if I spent the rest of my life trying to do that.
Yeah I had this girlfriend recently that broke up with because of the fact that I did this she thought I was like secretly just going out with her to make her feel better or that I was cheating or something I don’t get it like if I said it was nothings it’s cause I was imagining a dragon fighting like an army in my backyard and I wasn’t worth bringing up because they wouldn’t have cared if I did. I say nothing when I know the person I’m with just wouldn’t care or sometimes it’s like how could I rob this store and I’m not actually going to or anything but saying that out loud in the store would be real bad lol
@TheCloudNguyen earlier this week, while me and my mum were having supper, my brother's wife visited and conversed with mom about something. I was staring into my egg while chowing down zoning out and next thing I know, they were laughing and my bro's wife was staring at me like "right Graham?". I just smiled
Sho Caroll I personally am totally cool with heart to heart conversations with my guy friends, but only with my few best friends, and not in public. It takes a long time to build up that level of trust. I think women believe guy friends don’t have serious conversations simply because they never see them. I never have those discussions when a woman is around and/or in public.
My friend pushed me and I cut my shoulder with the corner of my bookshelf. We fought for about 15 sec then we decided to burn the wound with a hot knife cuz Rambo did it.
@@imAwareOfYourAddress which?, I tell my close guy friends I love them, its very obvious when we are depressed, we express sadness through tears, of course surface level it'll be hard to tell but thats a survival mechanism, you don't want the other tribe leader or the people you feel rely on you for support and defense to question if you're weak.
True, it usually only with another man who we know and trust locked away in a vault or something... Can you imagine what kind of shit we would get for doing that out in public?
Sure Lock that's literally the complete opposite of how every man I've ever met has done it. Ever. That's so....what? I'm curious, why not talk to the GF/wife about important stuff? Tbh what's the difference? Lmao I'm so confused
Men can stare out into space and think about nothing. It's how men relax and take some time away from stress. And the greatest part about it is we can do this while working on something. It's like an autopilot for the brain
@@TrelliessRose.. Mmmmm people who tend to be able to do tend to be in the middle so... Your guess would be pretty okay... Is more useful to be able to switch it off and go full focus and then go back to autopilot that it is too just do it.... Because then you spend a lot of time "dreaming"
yo fr like i can literally do all my homework & clean the kitchen & bathroom & take out the trash & put up my laundry & play my video game whilst all just not thinkin about anything period, its tuff
My favourite one is the one about wondering wether you would be able to defeat all your pets. I literally be at shopping centre and just be thinking about how I could save the day in a terrorist attack or if I could survive a nuclear apocalypse
Same! Literally, I would be in a restaurant and I would look around, think everyone is a murderer and are staring at me, then have a panic attack (not really I'm exaggerating) Oh, and then think of ways to fight them
I was thinking, in case of a government collapse, could i turn my block into an enclosed community? Which would be the entrances? How much arable soil is available? And so on
One time I was walking on a side walk on school campus and my girlfriend at the time was a little ways in front of me waiting for me to notice her and I basically got on top of here before I saw here. So she asked why I didn’t see her and it was because while I was walking down the side walk I was thinking about how I was walking on a side walk and then I began thinking about how I was thinking about walking on a side walk I. I was pretty deep in thought about this
Yeah but if that someone realise that I was staring at her I'd cover it up by quickly turn away and fine another human being then once I found one I quickly stare at that other person. This is to ensure that the 1st person will not think I'm some creep who is staring at her/him and think that I'm just someone who stares at people a lot.
@Lats Niebling to answer your question: because Earth's escape velocity is around 24000km/h (no clue how much that is in imperial) the rotational speed is just too slow to throw us all off this planet, though it does actually make you measurably lighter
I don't ask for further details about plans cuz I really don't care, I'm just happy when someone wants to hang out with me. Edit: Thanks for all the the likes. Never expected it to do so well within 3 days lmfao.
Yep, got invited to a friends place for the super bowl and just said okay we'll come. Then the girlfriend asks a million questions that could all be answered with we'll find out when we get there.
@@cutecommie they're fun and interesting and never end and you can build so many things and there's many different cultures inside the car community but usually car guys respect each others builds and even then it just goes on and on and on forever til we die
I need to go from 0 to 100 in less than 3 seconds precisely _because_ I live in the suburbs. That way I can actually get up to speed before I need to make a turn somewhere. Duh.
FallenMerick no, I would need to go 0 to 100 in 3 seconds for the reasons that I live on the highway, for I would need to gain huge speed for a big turn because entrances. CANT YOU PEOPLE SEE THIS!
The thing about men not revealing personal stuff is because we don't want it used against us by anyone for any reason. We don't want it being turned into ammunition.
@@Emily-sz7nd It's not our friends we're concerned about. We can trust our friends. They wouldn't be our friends otherwise. No, wh we are concerned about is who our friends may accidentally let that information slip to. Let's face it, we men are forgetful idiots at the best of times.
I thought this supposed to be a personality stereotypes not a gender? I'm a girl and I tend to keep to myself about everything and I simply didn't care about anything as long as it didn't harm anyone.
Once, I was chilling in the dinner table & was thinking about nothing. My ex came in, Sat next to me & asked what I was thinking about. I said "nothing" & she got mad....she got mad! Now, that's confusing asf. bruh she got mad lmao
probably because when we say nothing it used as "to much of a bother to tell you" or something like that, lol she prob got mad because she thought you lied or something, like most women cant think of nothing, we always think about something.
The interesting thing is that while men can ‘think about nothing’, it’s not exactly that, but more of a bunch of passing minor thoughts that are quickly forgotten
liz ッrelate, seriously I just sit for 20 minutes and I always get inturpted and they ask what I was looking at,,, I didn’t even know I was alive, is this what death feels like.
I once got into am argument and brawled with another guy. He ended up losing 1 of his front teeth and I on the other hand got a broken nose. We literally laughed so hard upon seeing each others faces. And that my friends is how I met my best bud.
Men only talk about petty things? Me and my mate have fixed North Korea, race issues, VAR in football, figured out the inner workings of the universe all in 1 journey to work.
Jc some woman are like that, but I've also known some real petty guys in my life, it really depends, everyone's an individual and sometimes they just don't fit the stereotypes we have of men and woman.
I have two brothers and they have taught me how to do the "Mental Neutral" thing and I can do it for a few hours and I love it! And they have also taught me to be direct and not to leave hints, helped alot
People reading this, it’s probably a big fat lie either from her or from her brothers because we don’t know how to explain it. It’s like asking you to explain to me how do i breath without thinking about. Your brain just does it, you can’t teach ze way
Only way I can describe it is it's like a daydream. One minute you're there mentally with everyone and next thing you know you're just staring in a single direction zoned out with plots playing in your mind. Then a girl goes "why are you staring at me". Were not staring at you
I used to do this all the time and after a while I really learned where pretty much everything in my city was. This was of course before smart phones and google maps etc.
I walk aimlessly on the way to work. Sometimes I wind up at the fish & chips store without realizing it. The boss doesn't mind if I arrive a little late, as long as I bring enough to share.
Its masculinity it makes no sens. Tbh I don't care about my masculinity if my arm broke of I'd get an ambulance immediately. And yes im aware this is a joke.
@@katie-ml7yp Men fight with their bodies, women fight with thier feelings and minds. For the most part, girls fighting is like a humiliation match between a really angry girl and a kind of angry girl. Where as men might lose teeth or break something but if it was a good fight you know hes a dude you can trust.
@@katie-ml7yp you see we get in a physical fight but the next day or maybe even a few hours later we okay again cuz we dont hold grudges and just mostly dont care
We are simple minded, we beat each other up then just pat each other on back and laugh, and the "neutral" mind thing is easy, you gaze into emptiness and stop focusing your sight, and just exist
I personally use books that I like as a medium for something like that. I pick a world from a book and run with it. My favorite has been Off To Be The Wizard. I can imagine myself floating in water for eternity. No need for food or water or coming up for air. I wouldn't have to worry about washing myself or about my skin getting too oversaturated with water. No need for any bodily functions, just floating forever, never aging, never dying. Secure in the knowledge that I can time travel, and am therefore not late for anything no matter how long I stay. It's ultimate tranquility. I like fighting zombies and creating the ultimate imaginary fort too.
I'm a girl... and I remember doing that when I was younger, but now, my head is so filled with everything I need to do/be I forgot how to zone out like that... sad...
I think about the last one constantly. When I think about something really strange in public I feel uncomfortable even though nobody has any idea what I’m thinking about.
I love how one goes from "He's too vague, just be honest!" to "He's too honest, no need to be so blunt". These aren't men issues, you people just don't know how to communicate .
@@t.fairuz29 Yeah I know, I meant that it shows that these "issues" or whatever you want to call them aren't "men issues" (necessarily), they're pretty individual problems between two people (who have trouble communicating one way or another). That part just kinda demonstrates it well.
It's the same thing with men complaining online about women being overcomplicated or hint too much, instead of being straightforward. Like, people please, none of those things depend on gender.
Unless it’s a seriously fucked up situation, us men usually don’t need to apologize to each other for anything. Give us a day or less to be pissed and we’ll be best friends again
How? I need a conversation and an apology to move on. If that doesn't happen, well, then I figure I was wrong to consider that person a close friend and bump them down to acquaintance.
Carla Hallabrin It's like this, when two men fight, they know that the value of the friendship is worth more than specific differences. I can dislike something about you, but not you. It's almost like you're both apologising for the argument, but not necessarily the actual differences of opinions. In rare cases, if the other dude doesen't accept the silent apology then he'll say he doesen't (with words, I front of you) and you can move on.
The handshakes really did baffle me for a long time. Ever since I was in elementary school, boys did that weird chest bump and the half handshake where they grip each other’s fingers for a sec. Pretty much every guy knows it.
Each guy who wasnt mainstream popular or whatever so 90% of them had an awkward moment with one of their friends who had an awkward moment with one of their frienss.
I’m a woman and I fucking hate hints. Like just say whatcha want me to do already instead of tiptoeing around it like it’d be the end of the world to say what you mean for once.
@@tarah._. nah don't hate them... This is a cliché haha I swear they're not all the same we just like joking about them... But good on you for hanging out with the boys 🤘
@@kumar1400 try slowing down your life a bit, being less stressful and stop taking in every bit of information for a little while each day. at least that does it for me
The trick to zoning out / flow for me is that it’s something I have to get done, it’s not too easy and there’s not a lot of time and there’s no background chatter. The ”have to get done” isn’t necessarily work, it could be beating a game or mastering some skill I feel I have to. The ”short on time” isn’t necessarily to induce stress; that’s not what you want; it’s so you reject distractions, don’t go and have a cup of coffee, don’t notice that you need to pee. If it’s too easy or too hard it’s not easy. Tasks that you could always do a bit better work well, because there isn’t a skill ceiling. Sometimes getting distracted a bit helps throw internal dialog of kilter. This seems to be the case less with job tasks and more with something like a rally game; where you realize you didn’t know you were playing and ’woke up’ having beaten your record after your friend distracted you by asking something that took a bit of attention away.
I used to eat lunch in public and i would just get so into thinking about everything but somehow nothing. Then when i come too im always staring at a person and sometimes i make eye contact, i feel they think im a creep 😂😂😂
I had a fight with someone in 7th grade on the way to our next class (he was in my class for the whole day) and i beat the shit out of him and when we get to our next class we just laugh and we were friends again
@@HTFFanOfFlaky They are usually located in a bathroom or an outhouse, some even use sinks as toilets though it isn't really all that cool with most people.
About the "not talking about deep stuff with friends". By default, men don't talk about deep stuff because that's heavy and can kill any mood anytime. Instead, they talk about fun things, interests they share, "the good old times", etc. When men do sit down to talk about serious stuff, and actually goo deep into an issue, they usually do it, so that they can solve a problem. The mindset is usually along the lines of "I don't know how to deal with this situation, I'll ask for help." This is also why guys aren't too good listeners when women vent to them: they'll instantly start thinking about solutions for problems, when most of the time women just want them to listen.
Exactly, the deepest conversations in my life have been with guys. I guess that men are more reserved with their feelings than women, so when a guy has to talk about it, is because is very very important.
"I wonder if aliens attacked at *this very damn moment* I would be ready? Well now I am, because i'm thinking about it. Yep, totally ready for aliens at this exact period in time."
Its hilarious that some of these are women completely baffled as to what friends are lol. Yes, you can fight, argue, and disagree with them and still talk to each other the next day. Thats what friends are.
SomethingScanning -fr ive made my brother (closest & longest friend ive known since 3rd grade) nose bleed (by accident) & hit him w/ a rock (by accident) (also a couple times) & pushed him down a flight of apartment stairs & much more & he has punched me in the nose & made my head ring, yanked my head back so hard that it was too hard to move my neck & i couldnt go to school for a day or 2 cause my shit was stiff, chocked me, & some other shit. but the max days it takes us to make up is 2 or 3 & if not we literally make up that moment jus like eh🤷🏽♂️
One of my best friends when I first met him 4 years ago refused to talk to me (he was a friend of a friend at the time), and today I ask him why, neither of us know why he hated me.
Men lock themselves up emotionally because we don't like laying all of our emotions out. This is why it's easy for us to be friends with other random men and why we sometimes like to be left alone. If I need to talk about my negative feelings; I would probably have an internal monologue or talk to myself when no one is around.
People nowadays call this a trait of toxic masculinity, but i remember always doing it since childhood out my own decisions, the same for my friends. Plus it's pretty ironic because it was always the women in my life telling me to "suck it up and be a man".
Not to mention the stink, err scent, that just ... won't ... go ... away! Most women wear so much scented crap I can't even be around them long. Gives me a head ache.
I guess this only matters if you care whether or not your skin is dry: there's unscented (and a lot of mild, plain lotions), different textures, lotion for sensitive skin, etc. I hate frilly lotions, and I break out easy, so I really like Lubriderm.
I had an ex girlfriend like that. She got super pissed at me one time and I didn't know why until she finally told me that she "read between the lines" and knew what I really mean't. It completely baffled me because I didn't know what the fuck she was talking about. She couldn't comprehend that what I said was what I mean't and that there was nothing extra or between the lines.
I had my first fight in school while I was in the 2nd grade right in the middle of class. The next day we became best friends up until the 5th grade (I had to move). I used to send him letters with my favorite stickers in them for a little while.
You know what I've learned about my one and only brother, how to punch and not slap if I ever get in a fight, and him being the only brother has learned how to treat women bc he's lived with (us) his four female siblings 😂😂😂
@@luminous6969 anyone who does that has a stick up their own ass that's sabotaging their chances. If you keep winding up with flakes, maybe you should find out why and avoid them instead...
Literally had a girl call me out on this once, honestly after the first few times of me subtly trying to flirt and engage her and her not really responding I just figured she wasn't interested and stopped trying. About three days later she confronted me and was raging pretty hard because, I quote, "You're cute as hell and I don't know what to do around cute guys, and now you're being such an asshole." We ended up dating for a year.
A lot of times I get the vibe that I'm being led on (even though I'm not most of the time) and whenever I get that vibe I might go from super interested to not wanting to talk very much. If there's a day where she doesn't show interest, sometimes I adopt the mindset of not getting too attached because I don't want to be let down.
What? Men constantly talk about deep and meaningful things. Let's start a conversation. *How many 10 years olds could you take on in hand to hand combat before you get taken down?* I'm thinking 8.
Hugh Jazz yeah I feel like even if it’s all at once, I could take at least 15. My reasoning being that I’m much faster than a ten year old, and I could run away when they surround me and pick them off one by one
It's funny, even though I'm female I didn't find that one strange since I'm like that too. I have to re-look up my two best friends' birthdays every year, since I only recall the month/time of year they're in, but I'd throw myself to the sharks for them. (Or at least I think I would, since we've never been in a situation where such dire measures would be necessary.) I actually didn't realize this was a gendered phenomenon, though now that I think of it, everyone I've known who considered birthdays and things very important was female, and I don't think I've known a single male who cared about that that much.
Same tbh! My mom or my friend nag me saying "Whatchu thinkin' huh?" (with a smirk, usually). BUT I REALLY WASN'T THINKING! Just mentally-neutral or blank whatever you wanna call it.
ygolohcysp guys make fun of each other as a sign of closeness, the more offensive shit you can say to someone with them still taking it as a joke the closer you know you are because you can just brush that shit off
My whole family (extended family, and close friends) all make fun of each other, but don't mean it. As a female, I tried to do a milder version of this to my brother and his girlfriend (whom he's getting married to, and thus is part of the family in my mind). His girlfriend got very upset about it, and I had to wade through long facebook messages about how I shouldn't joke like that, etc etc. Now I just stay quiet in social settings with her around, because I don't know when something I say will be taken the wrong way.
True. I always wondered how he did it. But the other day i watched the last 20 mins of a shitty movie about a tornado that targetted people or somthing. It wasnt that good but i watched it anyway.
I find it so cute when my boyfriend is in mental neutral mode... Its just something I can't do... Infact Whenever I have nothing to do, I am always thinking of possibilities that won't happen but I will still think of comebacks and reactions anyway and when someone else sees me they see me making random faces at 250 frames per second.
Her: He's probably thinking about other women
Him: Intentionally trying to lose in a game of rock paper scissors is just as hard as trying to win
yo what the fuck
ll dEEtEE x what the actual hell
Her: hes thinking of other girls
Him:...........
For some reason that actually blew my mind that it's just as hard to lose a game of rock paper scissors as it is to win one
How have I never realized this before
Seriously if I got complimented by a girl I would literally never forget it
That's why all my friends are girls. Depression levels dropped so quick.
Thats so cute and endearing to know, im gonna start complimenting guys more. Thank you for this, honestly this is so good to know.
I get it alit from girls but the cat calls I won't forget cause they have me feeling gay as hell
Strippin'Chicken idk why but that is cute
I concur. I actually try to plan out my outfits, just because it is more aesthetically pleasing. One day this past semester, a girl just randomly told me my outfit "looked cute," in what I took for seriousness; never going to forget that...not even sure who she was, it just felt great.
You talk smack to your friends face, but compliment him behind his back. Such is the way of things. It is known.
Christian Easthill yeah accept how it was for me was shit talk to my face, then shit talk behind my back
Funny how it's the exact opposite with females
@@ENZOxDV9 That's hardly our business! XD
It is known
the trick is to never say to personal stuff only superficial. Oh wait a sec. just realised why woman don't get it.
I find people confusing. Doesn't matter which gender tho
Acey Kay same
Yes
What mainly confuses me about other people is how they can be so social and friendly. I'm an introvert and I'm pretty rude and not good at talking to people. Also how some of them have no scrap of mercy and will bully other people so bad they switch schools or fall into depression. (Especially highschool)
any gender
My fiancé is the weirdest girl ever though
Girl: He's probably thinking about other girls
Guy : I think about Aliens but Do Aliens think about me ?
Thats deep
ooooh
@J B You just severely raised his self confidence
Pooh With Timbs
That actually got me wondering, and I’m not even a guy.
As an alien i can confirm we don’t think about rats
Girl: He's probably thinking about other women...
Guy: would gordon ramsay cuss out himself if he made a mistake?
No sh*t
Yes
But he doesn’t make mistakes
Yooo why put me in a crisis
*insert confused skeleton meme*
As a man, I am proud of the majority of these.
Samuel Carpenter Stay strong King 😂😂😂😂
I agree until it gets to sports I really don't get it nothing about sports makes me excited as generally guys are
same bro
My hand was in pants when watching this.. and it says there as much as possible
MANKANDA FOREVER!
The mental neutral thing just happens and I gotta say it's pretty epic
For me it is Abit different...I think about a million things at the same time that my brain literally shuts down..
*Brain.exe has stopped working*
Same
damn i wish i could do that
I have mental neutral time throughout the day but at 1 in the morning my brain overloads
XD that’s why I love school
“Can you pick up son from school”
“What school does he go to”
LMAO
My uncle forgot his kids name... During a parent meeting at her school.
My dad forget what grade I’m in
my dad forgets things like my birthdate or how old I am and my mother always looks at him like he's insane
Sounds like a man lol
My dad assumed I was two years younger than I am, didn’t remember my birthday, has no idea what school or grade I’m in, and uses my name so rarely I’m quite sure he forgot what it was
"When guys are so direct and say exactly what they mean"
*next one
"When guys are so vague and meaningless"
Yeah that one got me
Once I had a girlfriend give me an example of when I was being vague. When I said I was thinking about hanging with people you said "Do whatever you want, I'm busy today".
Vague(what are you doing, do you even care what I'm doing, what if I was cheating on you),
Meaningless(nothing you said was committal or affected my plans)
But it's direct and what I meant. According to several girls men are like that a lot. Yes you were honest, you weren't using tricky langauage but...(and then complains lack of details or plans)
but it is funny how contradictory it sounds.
@Tariku Krob I don't understand most of these and I'm a guy. I don't do them, and I've only seen a few of these. I was thinking the same thing you were for most of the video.
Guys are mean to each other and don't mean it.
Girls are nice to each other and don't mean it.
I hate the fact that this is true.
Yeah making fun of each other is part of the experience, nothing quite like making pointless insults and having it not impact your friendship in the slightest. Forget potentially breaking the friendship, it’s proof of how strong it is.
GrandSupremeDaddyo the friendships of men are so strong cause if your good friends then your smart enough to know when your friends actually is mad at you or when there joking. Women just have fake friendships.
@@_thebigpig_5769 I disagree on the idea that women's friendships are fake. Usually, it's the niceness to aquaintances. Most girls I know don't want to waste their time on chicks they don't like, so it isn't usually a fake friendship. Mostly like, "I'm aquaintances with Lily. I'm nice to her but she secretly pisses me off so I'll avoid actual interaction as much as possible." A girl's real friends (the ones she calls her friends) are usually tight AF, it's the kind-of-friends and the aquaintances you need to worry about haha
@@pagey.3953 that's true
“Why are men Into cars” BECAUSE WE GREW UP WITH HOTWHEELS
And Fast&Furious
Hehe I’m a girl and my mum still has my hotwheels collection at her house.
Cars are cool but I’m not OBSESSED with them. They’re just....meh to me. (I’m male btw so don’t judge me)
I'm a woman and love cars
Hot Wheels are not only great during a guy's childhood, but for all of his life. Most guys who are into cars have at least 1 Hot Wheel.
The handshakes, we don't coordinate them, we just need to have really good luck with it
For real, it's baffling.
Don’t lie lol, the cool longer ones are coordinated
Zen Zuri no seriously for me it like when you gotta do a long handshake you can’t think about it literally you have to guess what the other person goin to do never practice once for a handshake just hoped that I remembered
agreed
And it's pretty easy to walk up to a random guy, and make a pretty decent handshake in 10 seconds.
Like the Fist bump, Palm Slap to Back Hand Slap to Bro Clasp and Shoulder Hug.
ah yes, "Mental Neutral" mode.
It's honestly the best thing about being a guy.
Keishin B237 OKAY BUT HOW DO YOU DO IT? im tryna shut off my brain for a sec
@@serinetherat3671 In all honesty I have no idea.
We just sit there and kinda just zone out.
I suppose the best thing to try is just litteraly taking a few minutes to just sit there and do nothing, think about nothing and just relax.
I know for myself that I zone out the most when I'm relaxing. Playing a game or watching something are the best examples I can give.
@@serinetherat3671 Take lessons from Homer Simpson. "Mmmmmmm, haaaaaaaaam...."
Usally it starts from self thinking and slowly turns into thinking to a slow grey frame and a grey desert lost in the breeze. Basically the world goes blank and so do our surroundings. Just zoning out, usally you feel a jump coming out of neutral. Basically the world just disappears.
Then does that mean its weird that I can do it, it literally takes me 5 seconds to get to that stage
1 girl: men tell me nothing
2nd girl: men tell me everything.
3rd girl: why are men so secretive?
Conclusion: we are all different
In the sense that we speak not about our feelings but about everything else.
Yes we are, but we happen to response in some situation of common context very similar to each other.
Da. You see Ivan, when creatures both individual and sentient, creatures not same. Creatures are separate. Lives separate. Not same. You see?
its more like
1 he doesnt tell me what iw ant to know
2 he tells me stuff i dotn want to hear
3 why does he keep things from me i think he keeping from me but might not even be there
The irony of the statement "We are all different." It's great.
Daughter: Mom im gonna go out with my male friend
Mother: Carful sweety men only think about one thing nowaday
Daughter: sex?
Mother: no
Aerodynamics of a lobster
Mr. Baconz you've just given me something to research. Thank you kindly.
Wouldn't it be hydrodynamics technically?
Oh God why
Wtf? 😂😂😂😂
@@TheRagingbull4136 So what does your research leads? Common we want to know it to xD
If it looks like we're zoning out, it simply means we're in the middle of performing astral projection.
Then, to cover up our special powers, we just pull whatever bullshit topic springs to mind and pretend that's what we were always thinking about.
Lol pretend that it's something complicated and they believe it. I've done this before
Yeah astral projection is fun as fuck. I love being a man and knowing how to do this.
Yeah I'm still trying to develop it fully. Any tips? Maybe I'm a tad too young
Fucking astral projection is the best
* me staring off into the distance *
Internally:
Water. Earth. Fire. Air.
"Long ago, the four nations lived together in harmony.
Then everything changed when the Fire Nation attacked..."
Swear to god, that show taught me more about real life than real life did
@Devon Crusader technically there is no way to verify whether or not anything in life is real or just a mere illusion.
@Devon Crusader I said it could be an illusion, not that it IS an illusion. Breaking the laws would be equally pointless as following them if everything is just an illusion but you still have a conciousness that should feel whether it is right or wrong.
Even if if everything is an illusion you still live it and experience it so it is still in your best interest to make the best of it.
@Devon Crusader you decided to nitpick on the show being in 'real life' but our 'real' life doesn't have to be real. That is my point.
@Devon Crusader ah fair. Anyhow not mad or anything, just like to think about things, philosophy and all that. Believing / accepting that all can be fake isn't bad as long as you don't become nihilistic, that's when people just go 'screw the law' as you described.
Ima keep it real. I forgot my dad and moms age. Heck half the time I forget my own age
I dont even know my parents age
L0onitick that’s so true, I don’t remember anyone’s age but mine.
I have to manually calculate my age based on my birthday every time someone asks about it.
"It's 2019, 2019-1994 = 25, but october han't happened yet, so -1 and so im 24... Yep, 24."
@@ArtekGeneral Yep, can relate. Do it every time.
Agree . Sometime I ask my sibling what my age again?
They act like we’re mysterious creatures who sit there blank minded hands in pants watching tv
And yes we are the mythical creatures
Yes that’s what you are
@@EllieValentineWong To you maybe but too us guys, women are just as mysterious.
Dekuyou Bastard we r all myserious hehe
Lmaooo
We spit on the ground because, it is beneath us and like to remind it constantly, never forget.
What if you get blocked by mountain? do you take hours to climb on it and spit at the top?
@@mehmetcaneren4042 basicly spit it on the mountain easy as f
@@Nadoes5995 exactly.
Lol
Thatguyuknow ?
“NeVeR fOrGeT”
Cars go vroom
Fast cars go VROOM
Fast cars are better
Also guns
Some go pew pew others pow and then there's booms
@@zacgarcia9082 and KABOOM
This is "Beyond Science!".
@@zacgarcia9082 Hey guys, I found a real treat. You have guns that go pew, guns that go Boom, and then you have guns that do this: ruclips.net/video/dVvEPTYrcXA/видео.html
Turn your volume up :D
@@legogenius1667 And guns that do this ruclips.net/video/BJMdVIyf4Oo/видео.html
How to think about nothing 101
-Don't
K
excellent advice
this made me laugh way to hard
This got patched before I could try it. Darn it!
I've seen the light.
Girl: He's probably thinking about other girls
Guy : *radio static*
I love radio static
My friends and I worked out the perfect plan to survive a local zombie apocalypse and figured out how to colonize Mars in less than two hours of drinking.
Feels like a conversation I would want to be a part of
That's y hanging out with guys is the best
I m a girl tho
The friend was Elon?
SpaceX and flamethrower, i see
So let's hear it fellow bro
Jimmy Firecracker i legitimately need to know this information.
@@RuslanLagashkin Flamethrowers are for cleaning infected areas. You need high speed ballistics for immediate applications
What baffles me is how women will get pissed when they ask you what you’re thinking about and you say “nothing”, then they start thinking they’re not important enough to know, or you’re lying, or you’re thinking about them badly. Lmao.
I think, that's because, women do that if they say they are thinking about nothing.
I’m a woman and that also baffles me. Like if I don’t say it’s because it’s getting to far too strange a tangent to actually talk about and that can’t even be put into words if I spent the rest of my life trying to do that.
Yeah I had this girlfriend recently that broke up with because of the fact that I did this she thought I was like secretly just going out with her to make her feel better or that I was cheating or something I don’t get it like if I said it was nothings it’s cause I was imagining a dragon fighting like an army in my backyard and I wasn’t worth bringing up because they wouldn’t have cared if I did. I say nothing when I know the person I’m with just wouldn’t care or sometimes it’s like how could I rob this store and I’m not actually going to or anything but saying that out loud in the store would be real bad lol
@TheCloudNguyen earlier this week, while me and my mum were having supper, my brother's wife visited and conversed with mom about something. I was staring into my egg while chowing down zoning out and next thing I know, they were laughing and my bro's wife was staring at me like "right Graham?".
I just smiled
Lol when I sit on the toilet I imagine tiny troops having a war using the props on the toilet( TP, door handle etc.) as their battle field
wait
one of the posts was about men were never not thinking
and another was about how men had the ability to think about nothing
Fun Fact: Both can be done simultaneously
To think about nothing is still thinking about something...
Nah one was that stuff isn't done randomly, the second is just being able to relax and not think random stuff all the time
@@kintsuki99 It's more like not having any thoughts in your head but just taking everything in and listening.
@where is my soy milk I stopped taking that for granted for a sec there
Men tend to leave heart to hearts for after 3 am and usually under the influence of something
Sho Caroll I personally am totally cool with heart to heart conversations with my guy friends, but only with my few best friends, and not in public. It takes a long time to build up that level of trust.
I think women believe guy friends don’t have serious conversations simply because they never see them. I never have those discussions when a woman is around and/or in public.
BEER AT THE PUB!
100% has to be after midnight. Idk why
i do do heart to hearts with friends (both male and female) without influence during the day, but only bestest of friends; the ones I know i can trust
My friend pushed me and I cut my shoulder with the corner of my bookshelf. We fought for about 15 sec then we decided to burn the wound with a hot knife cuz Rambo did it.
You I like
Now thats manly shit bruh
Damn, that’s impressive
r/thathappened
thats real man friendship right there
Men : *Express anger then become very cool about it*
Women : *Store the anger and not talk to each other*
@@imAwareOfYourAddress which?, I tell my close guy friends I love them, its very obvious when we are depressed, we express sadness through tears, of course surface level it'll be hard to tell but thats a survival mechanism, you don't want the other tribe leader or the people you feel rely on you for support and defense to question if you're weak.
@@imAwareOfYourAddress thats because we do not express feelings the same way as woman or have the same feelings.
Then being depressed is switched around
Antispaghetti God Not with me
Mike Jizzwalker yeah we just send death glares at the people we hate or threatening smile
As a man, the comment at 8:30 is false, we do talk about important stuff, but you'll never hear us talk to each other in public about it.
True, it usually only with another man who we know and trust locked away in a vault or something... Can you imagine what kind of shit we would get for doing that out in public?
Timothy Call that’s so true for me, if people seen our texts I think I’d wanna kill myself XD
Or even if it's in a public place, it's still away from the wives/gfs.
I'm just not comfortable talking to my male friends about that shit, they wouldn't get it but my female friends would
Sure Lock that's literally the complete opposite of how every man I've ever met has done it. Ever. That's so....what? I'm curious, why not talk to the GF/wife about important stuff? Tbh what's the difference? Lmao I'm so confused
What's wrong with saying exactly what you mean, anyway? Isn't that the whole point of communication?
I’m like pretty certain that one was a joke
Not for women.
If I said exactly what I meant, you would accuse me of being bossy, 🐝-atchy, vulgar, emasculating and un feminine.
@Ellie Fuller I don't think they can
I'm a girl and sometimes my species gets me confused too
Men can stare out into space and think about nothing. It's how men relax and take some time away from stress. And the greatest part about it is we can do this while working on something. It's like an autopilot for the brain
If I could space out while being productive... I can't imagine where I'd be now.
@@TrelliessRose.. Mmmmm people who tend to be able to do tend to be in the middle so... Your guess would be pretty okay...
Is more useful to be able to switch it off and go full focus and then go back to autopilot that it is too just do it.... Because then you spend a lot of time "dreaming"
Lol I didn't know it was a thing mostly men did because I've done that my whole life
That honestly baffles me so much, I want to be able to do that so bad😂
yo fr like i can literally do all my homework & clean the kitchen & bathroom & take out the trash & put up my laundry & play my video game whilst all just not thinkin about anything period, its tuff
Honestly, we are just as confused about women as you are about us
We are also just as confused about ourselves
Nobody understands anybody, we're all fucked
Precisely
We're doomed
😭😭 this is why communication is important
for example, why are women so retarded?
Shit ╮(─▽─)╭
Men, what do you find most confusing about women?
*"Everything"*
I literaly said this quietly to myself clicking on this video.
I'm pretty sure women find women confusing
Esai no,I’m pretty sure they find men weirder .
Cory C E Y Metal Fabrication that’s called reading someone’s emotions, which guys lack in. No offense.
@@PieZR0k Nah. Women understand women. It's why they hate each other.
I do this all the time
Mom - I'm making a steak for supper
Me-(focusing on something) "ok"
5 minutes later
Me - what's for supper
What the fuck is even a "supper"?
every day, atleast 3 times
AnalBeneTraitor CS:GO and more ah you are not a southern boi. Supper is dinner in southern language
This happens to me a lot...
I'm a girl and SAAAMEEE
My favourite one is the one about wondering wether you would be able to defeat all your pets. I literally be at shopping centre and just be thinking about how I could save the day in a terrorist attack or if I could survive a nuclear apocalypse
Oh, i definitely can
Same! Literally, I would be in a restaurant and I would look around, think everyone is a murderer and are staring at me, then have a panic attack (not really I'm exaggerating)
Oh, and then think of ways to fight them
Yeah I imagine myself as a radio operator in Vietnam, bullets whizzing and stuff lol.
I was thinking, in case of a government collapse, could i turn my block into an enclosed community? Which would be the entrances? How much arable soil is available? And so on
having sames
must be Stone Age instincts, back when neighboring tribes could attack yours anytime soon
As a man, I'm always thinking about things. But 90% of the time they doesn't make sense.
Agree so much. Sometimes, we don't think about nothing, we think about "nothing".
Sometimes I think about stuff that makes no fucking sense at all but has such a deep meaning for some reason
And for some reason it derives in other deep thoughts with even less sense
One time I was walking on a side walk on school campus and my girlfriend at the time was a little ways in front of me waiting for me to notice her and I basically got on top of here before I saw here. So she asked why I didn’t see her and it was because while I was walking down the side walk I was thinking about how I was walking on a side walk and then I began thinking about how I was thinking about walking on a side walk I. I was pretty deep in thought about this
@@juschop7724 Daydreaming, man. That was my most powerfull weapon against highschool.
You guys ever stare at a random direction or someone by accident?
"No sorry ma'am I was just thinking about how to befriend aliens"
Yes. All the time
Yeah but if that someone realise that I was staring at her I'd cover it up by quickly turn away and fine another human being then once I found one I quickly stare at that other person. This is to ensure that the 1st person will not think I'm some creep who is staring at her/him and think that I'm just someone who stares at people a lot.
I do thatAll The Time
Jesus christ, thank god its not just me. Typically not even thinking about anything, more of that "mental neutral" thing the other girl brought up.
@Lats Niebling to answer your question: because Earth's escape velocity is around 24000km/h (no clue how much that is in imperial)
the rotational speed is just too slow to throw us all off this planet, though it does actually make you measurably lighter
Her:hE’s PrObAbLy ThInKiNg AbOuT oThEr WoMeN
Him: Can chickens shoot eggs like they’re bullets?
Mega Durian answer: no.... sadly.
BigCat6906 that went from 0-100 real fast XD
BigCat6906 uhhhhhh okayyy. I mean, I already said that they couldn’t. I have chickens and it takes a while for them to lay an egg.
I’ll be very disappointed if they can’t
Shove co2 cannon down their throat and the they activate it to launch eggs out the ass
I don't ask for further details about plans cuz I really don't care, I'm just happy when someone wants to hang out with me.
Edit: Thanks for all the the likes. Never expected it to do so well within 3 days lmfao.
Facts!
Yep, got invited to a friends place for the super bowl and just said okay we'll come. Then the girlfriend asks a million questions that could all be answered with we'll find out when we get there.
I call it Human contact
100 thats big facts
Nobody wants to hang with me :(
A car is a literal box of metal speeding down the road with hundreds of small explosions happening within a couple feet of you. What’s not to like?
Nolan Abell love that explaination
I'm also a car dude 5.0 for life
I don't understand the obsession. Some boys know more about cars than most adults, before they can legally drive.
@@cutecommie they're fun and interesting and never end and you can build so many things and there's many different cultures inside the car community but usually car guys respect each others builds and even then it just goes on and on and on forever til we die
lol I don't get it, cars are boring, I'm not even gonna get a driving license even tho I'm 28, I don't care about cars
Guys are hesitant to buy things for other girls/girlfriend/wife because it’s weird to be the only guy in Victoria’s Secret :/
Jack Hintze Oof i bet it feels awkward to be the only guy there. But hey you only see them once right? Nobody will remember.
@@bobagreen8668 in any given store it's impossible for a man to be in the women's section without people assuming he's a pervert
TheOPN ARe YOU SuRE ABouT THaT no one cares that much fam people are only that quick to assume someone’s a pervert in anime
@@notarobot5077 I think you're forgetting some of us get outside and speak from experience? Not all of us use anime to determine how we live our lives
I figured she was talking more about stuff like tampons and pads.
I don't get how guys act nice to me when we are by ourself, and then they are really mean, cringy, and rude to me around their friends.
They are trying to impress their friends and act like they dont like you 👍 means he actually likes you though if he act different
Bruh are u that stu-
TrUeEeeeEEeeeEEEEeeee
true
I find that kind of a red flag....
If you don’t roast eachother constantly are you even mates
So true
Yes? I consider it very rude to do that.
@@ardentlines814 It's a requirement. My squad and I are always roasting the shit out of eachother and it's funny every time.
Blaze Ashcloud Still makes no sense to me...
Every conversation with my roommate starts with "oi cunt" "hey fuck you" "bitch boy" and it's very calming
0 to 100 in 3 seconds is 100% important not because you need it but because you can...
THANK YOU.
Ok
But fast
I need to go from 0 to 100 in less than 3 seconds precisely _because_ I live in the suburbs. That way I can actually get up to speed before I need to make a turn somewhere.
Duh.
FallenMerick no, I would need to go 0 to 100 in 3 seconds for the reasons that I live on the highway, for I would need to gain huge speed for a big turn because entrances.
CANT YOU PEOPLE SEE THIS!
The thing about men not revealing personal stuff is because we don't want it used against us by anyone for any reason. We don't want it being turned into ammunition.
Thank you
Dylan Wight maybe get better friends
@@Emily-sz7nd It's not our friends we're concerned about. We can trust our friends. They wouldn't be our friends otherwise. No, wh we are concerned about is who our friends may accidentally let that information slip to.
Let's face it, we men are forgetful idiots at the best of times.
I thought this supposed to be a personality stereotypes not a gender? I'm a girl and I tend to keep to myself about everything and I simply didn't care about anything as long as it didn't harm anyone.
Rhevl ill do u one better better
Man has personal problems: weakness in a lot of people’s eyes
The one about spitting on the ground I lost my shit. Its true I never seen a woman spit on the ground before lol
You must live in a city, farm girls spit on the ground.
I am a girl and once I spitted on my friend DUDE I SPITTED ON HIS SHIRT AND HE COULDN'T WASH IT OFF😂
Assassin Wolf
1. spat* 2. eww
I spit on the ground, don't think it's a big deal
My friend use to spit on the ground because of hair
Once, I was chilling in the dinner table & was thinking about nothing. My ex came in, Sat next to me & asked what I was thinking about. I said "nothing" & she got mad....she got mad! Now, that's confusing asf. bruh she got mad lmao
really starts making you think about how they got mad in the first place.
Why you chilling IN the dinner table bro?
@@DonVitoCS2workshop chilling in the table happens often when you are not a native english speaker
@@MultiCaRaDeCoNcHa oof
probably because when we say nothing it used as "to much of a bother to tell you" or something like that, lol she prob got mad because she thought you lied or something, like most women cant think of nothing, we always think about something.
I will throw hands with the sun if i want.
@@louanderson7488 No, but medical bills from the skin cancer might
@@legogenius1667 It'll buff
@@legogenius1667 Imma throw hands with cancer too
@@louanderson7488 welp, I wish you good luck with that then XD
@@legogenius1667 Thank you, i am off
“You don’t need to go 0 to 100 in 3 seconds in a suburban neighborhood” I feel personally attacked
you don't need to, but it feels nice to know that you can
Nah, you don’t have too, but god damn is it fun
LOL
you're gonna kill someone one day
Was thinking to myself “Just wait till you experience it. Then get back to me”
-Shaves did you clean the sink yes, looks in sink, what the ffuu
Just like you do when you shave your legs in the bathtub
thANK YOU
@ZACHARY FRENCH that... That haunts me
But keep in mind we can just close the shower curtain, the sink is one of the first things you see in a bathroom
Kayla Rachel 12806 when we go to shower i don’t want to feel like im in a hair salon tyvm
Curox X THANK YOU!
The interesting thing is that while men can ‘think about nothing’, it’s not exactly that, but more of a bunch of passing minor thoughts that are quickly forgotten
"What are you thinking about?"
". . . WTF was I thinking about?"
Very true. Same for dreaming, because it’s all mainly in the back of your head. Your barely focusing on the thoughts at all.
Nope, that's me normally.
liz ッrelate, seriously I just sit for 20 minutes and I always get inturpted and they ask what I was looking at,,, I didn’t even know I was alive, is this what death feels like.
My best one this week was thinking about what my escorting fleet would be if I was super rich
We don't know the age of our friends, because it doesn't matter lol.
Friendship isn't defined with knowing everything about your friends
Draz'Gul what if it’s your friends birthday and you don’t know their age :/
@@Cyanogener Depends on how good a friend they are.....even for good friends it only matters a tiny bit.
Jaslath true true
Have a friend who just recently turned 62, we both forgot about it until he got a letter in the mail saying he could have social security 😂
Various Engineering OML 😂
I actually watched this entire video in the preview screen
Xd
Same
I’ve done that with a couple other videos, too lazy to turn phone sideways. This time was laying in bed so I actually pulled up the video
Only watched half of it in preview until I missed a part lol
I did that with another video like this lol
"I know a lot of single guys who have moisturizer at home, but dont use it regularly"
I have some news for you.... they do use it regularly....
I’ve never understood why women will just whip out whack-off lotion in public. It’s weird.
I don't though.......
@@brandonburum8279 because for them it's not to whack off :P
@@ChrissaTodd - I was feigning lack of understanding for the sake of what humans call “hoo-more.”
@@brandonburum8279 lol i got it i figured that'd be a typical response though i had to say it first for the lols
I once got into am argument and brawled with another guy. He ended up losing 1 of his front teeth and I on the other hand got a broken nose. We literally laughed so hard upon seeing each others faces. And that my friends is how I met my best bud.
I met my best friend by trying to jump him
So you earn friends by beating them up or laughing at them because of something idiotic?
@@mcdowneywhite279 i think you might be missing the point
@@tristanhendon7372 idk he seems about right they got friends by fighting over something idiotic
r/thathappened
Nothing pisses me off more than being bothered on the toilet
100%
Like boi let me focus!
Lmfao. So true to the top two.
That shit grinds my gears so fucking much
TBH
Men only talk about petty things? Me and my mate have fixed North Korea, race issues, VAR in football, figured out the inner workings of the universe all in 1 journey to work.
I thought women only talked about petty things since they gossip way more
Jc I think your mistaking gossip with talking about random crap that doesn't really matter.
@@dylanhaugen3739 yeah possiby but I know that women are more petty than men
Jc some woman are like that, but I've also known some real petty guys in my life, it really depends, everyone's an individual and sometimes they just don't fit the stereotypes we have of men and woman.
@@dylanhaugen3739 true that makes sense
I have two brothers and they have taught me how to do the "Mental Neutral" thing and I can do it for a few hours and I love it! And they have also taught me to be direct and not to leave hints, helped alot
PLS TEACH ME UR AND UR BROTHERES WAYS
Please teach ur your ways.
What's the trick 👀
People reading this, it’s probably a big fat lie either from her or from her brothers because we don’t know how to explain it. It’s like asking you to explain to me how do i breath without thinking about. Your brain just does it, you can’t teach ze way
Only way I can describe it is it's like a daydream. One minute you're there mentally with everyone and next thing you know you're just staring in a single direction zoned out with plots playing in your mind. Then a girl goes "why are you staring at me". Were not staring at you
“Why do men always say exactly what they mean....”
Because I don’t find enjoyment using brain power on social mind games!
Ikr? How on earth is that supposed to be confusing?
That way of thinking is toxic literally the normal to them is to speak where you aren't fully telling people the whole story smh
R/woooosh. It's a quote from kelly kapore from the office you guys..
Ji Ji Never seen it.
because idk how to play mind games I’m not that smart
As far as walking aimlessly for 30minutes without asking for directions, because being lost is not a predicament but a challenge.
I used to do this all the time and after a while I really learned where pretty much everything in my city was. This was of course before smart phones and google maps etc.
And also because people are assholes or don't have time for you anyway so being able to do things by yourself is a life and time saver
I walk aimlessly on the way to work. Sometimes I wind up at the fish & chips store without realizing it. The boss doesn't mind if I arrive a little late, as long as I bring enough to share.
It's like what Pu Edam said. "Life presenting a challenge is God's way to entertain you. (Assuming he exists, that is.)"
hell yea
"Your arm came off!"
"'Tis nothing but a flesh wound"
You're a looney!
I aint got time to bleed
"I've had worse!"
"You're a liar!"
Whats that then?
...I've had worse.
Its masculinity it makes no sens. Tbh I don't care about my masculinity if my arm broke of I'd get an ambulance immediately. And yes im aware this is a joke.
I'm a female but most of these things kinda describe me. Now I'm confused about the ONE THING I thought I knew for sure!
What could you relate to
"Why do we fight and later on we laugh"
We forgive.
Edit: Wait! RUclips never told me I was popular.
I'm sorry, I don't know that word, can you repeat it again?
@@mauvedragontiddies9244 'Forgive'
@@NeqoNi I... I don't understand.
Oh shit......
We also just realize how ridiculous the fight was and just have a laugh at it
I'm more confused about women after watching this
Who doesnt make friends after a fight?
Honk World ive never gotten in a fight with my friends that doesn't end our friendship andndkskks men teach me ur ways
@@katie-ml7yp
Men fight with their bodies, women fight with thier feelings and minds.
For the most part, girls fighting is like a humiliation match between a really angry girl and a kind of angry girl.
Where as men might lose teeth or break something but if it was a good fight you know hes a dude you can trust.
@@katie-ml7yp you see we get in a physical fight but the next day or maybe even a few hours later we okay again cuz we dont hold grudges and just mostly dont care
kat r/ihadastroke
We are simple minded, we beat each other up then just pat each other on back and laugh, and the "neutral" mind thing is easy, you gaze into emptiness and stop focusing your sight, and just exist
Pretty relaxing actually. To not be thinking about anything. To think that there's entire arts based on that stuff lol.
I personally use books that I like as a medium for something like that. I pick a world from a book and run with it.
My favorite has been Off To Be The Wizard. I can imagine myself floating in water for eternity. No need for food or water or coming up for air. I wouldn't have to worry about washing myself or about my skin getting too oversaturated with water. No need for any bodily functions, just floating forever, never aging, never dying. Secure in the knowledge that I can time travel, and am therefore not late for anything no matter how long I stay.
It's ultimate tranquility.
I like fighting zombies and creating the ultimate imaginary fort too.
I sometimes try as hard as I can to think about nothing, then wander off on some mental tangent and end up thinking about nothing anyway.
Dmkecal CZ I don't get it. I do this and I'm still a girl? Did God forget to give me a Y chromosome?
Sana Kyo lol
Girl: he's probably thinking about other women..
Guy: why are so many people using this format?
Random things I think about
- What will I do if someone framed me for crime
- How to survive zombie Apocalypse
- Is someone reading my mind.
The first one I do every week about something completely random that occurred that week (from a show or something unsolved occurred)
I'm a girl... and I remember doing that when I was younger, but now, my head is so filled with everything I need to do/be I forgot how to zone out like that... sad...
Sameeee
"Is someone reading my mind" is all I think about
I think about the last one constantly. When I think about something really strange in public I feel uncomfortable even though nobody has any idea what I’m thinking about.
I love how one goes from "He's too vague, just be honest!" to "He's too honest, no need to be so blunt".
These aren't men issues, you people just don't know how to communicate .
Lol these all are from different women. Not all these women are the same person.
@@t.fairuz29 Yeah I know, I meant that it shows that these "issues" or whatever you want to call them aren't "men issues" (necessarily), they're pretty individual problems between two people (who have trouble communicating one way or another). That part just kinda demonstrates it well.
It's the same thing with men complaining online about women being overcomplicated or hint too much, instead of being straightforward. Like, people please, none of those things depend on gender.
its just one guys interpretation of how life goes tho.i know its all jokes but still sexist as hell if you want to be literal
aaaaand...... 100 thumbs up
Unless it’s a seriously fucked up situation, us men usually don’t need to apologize to each other for anything. Give us a day or less to be pissed and we’ll be best friends again
Accurate.
Acting like nothing happened is the apology. It's a beautiful thing.
How? I need a conversation and an apology to move on. If that doesn't happen, well, then I figure I was wrong to consider that person a close friend and bump them down to acquaintance.
Carla Hallabrin It's like this, when two men fight, they know that the value of the friendship is worth more than specific differences. I can dislike something about you, but not you.
It's almost like you're both apologising for the argument, but not necessarily the actual differences of opinions.
In rare cases, if the other dude doesen't accept the silent apology then he'll say he doesen't (with words, I front of you) and you can move on.
Phillips true One time threw a brick at a guy who annoyed me 1 day later we’re hanging out.
The handshakes really did baffle me for a long time. Ever since I was in elementary school, boys did that weird chest bump and the half handshake where they grip each other’s fingers for a sec. Pretty much every guy knows it.
There’s a manual. You won’t find it in Little House on the Prairie.
Each guy who wasnt mainstream popular or whatever so 90% of them had an awkward moment with one of their friends who had an awkward moment with one of their frienss.
Every guy has the ability to instantly know the rest of a handshake once another man starts one.
We have our hands in pockets so we can unstick our balls and or scratch them
Edit: Holy shit 1K likes, this is the most I’ve ever gotten
*THE HAIR*
Also a common boner hiding technique. *"Le tuc"*
Or our hands are cold
Yep. Exactly that
TheShinyDorks don’t tell them our secrets
If a guy has mousturizer at home then you can be sure he is using it regularly.
*OoOoOOoo*
Yeah my hands get really......OOOOOHHHHHH
SHHHHHH
we gotta moisturize our dicks
Damn right....we gotta have something to help dissapate heat from sunburns and reduce that fapping friction.
(Most) men are simple and direct, thats how you should treat them, no games or weird tips just say it
Dion de Jong Yea
I’m a woman and I fucking hate hints. Like just say whatcha want me to do already instead of tiptoeing around it like it’d be the end of the world to say what you mean for once.
Stop stereotyping males, asshat
"how they say exactly what they mean. What kind of game is that?"
Lmao really fun game pretty sure it's called communication or something like that
I'm a girl and God damn do I hate the majority of girls and they hate me. I love hanging out with boys
@@tarah._. nah don't hate them... This is a cliché haha I swear they're not all the same we just like joking about them... But good on you for hanging out with the boys 🤘
@@isaacbourn417 I have one female friend and she is into games etc. too. Oh and I gotta ask,which is ur fav game?
@@tarah._. bruh omg ur so quirky and cool u only hang out with boys w0w n0b0dy asked
@Muffin nobody asked you either
Usually men don't think about nothing but they are so focused on something so not important that the just say "nothing"
I zone out and stop thinking but just appreciate the experience pretty often. Learning how to turn off your internal dialogue is a peaceful thing.
@@armadillotoe i might have lost that thing, but trying to get back at it. That thing is really peaceful
@@kumar1400 try slowing down your life a bit, being less stressful and stop taking in every bit of information for a little while each day. at least that does it for me
The trick to zoning out / flow for me is that it’s something I have to get done, it’s not too easy and there’s not a lot of time and there’s no background chatter. The ”have to get done” isn’t necessarily work, it could be beating a game or mastering some skill I feel I have to. The ”short on time” isn’t necessarily to induce stress; that’s not what you want; it’s so you reject distractions, don’t go and have a cup of coffee, don’t notice that you need to pee.
If it’s too easy or too hard it’s not easy. Tasks that you could always do a bit better work well, because there isn’t a skill ceiling.
Sometimes getting distracted a bit helps throw internal dialog of kilter. This seems to be the case less with job tasks and more with something like a rally game; where you realize you didn’t know you were playing and ’woke up’ having beaten your record after your friend distracted you by asking something that took a bit of attention away.
I used to eat lunch in public and i would just get so into thinking about everything but somehow nothing. Then when i come too im always staring at a person and sometimes i make eye contact, i feel they think im a creep 😂😂😂
When we zone out we are actually astrally projecting ourselves into a very safe, quiet and comfortable toilet.
I'm on the toilet right now.
@@SGT676 Jep... That's exactly what everyone wanted to know XD
@@dannyx40c21 I know
SSSSHHHHHH! That's supposed to be a secret!
Haha :)
I can't speak for other men, but I don't really like flowers because it's extra work to take care of.
I'm a woman and I don't like flowers for the same reason.
XD
its just chillin somewhere lol
Flowers are a hassle and end up dying after like a week or two. They’re a waste of space
@@raiogxn and money.
Who's ever had a heated argument with someone, then 20 mins later it's like they just gave you a muffin
in 6th grade, i fought a guy and made a tear in his shirt and bag. 5 min later we were friends again
I had a fight with someone in 7th grade on the way to our next class (he was in my class for the whole day) and i beat the shit out of him and when we get to our next class we just laugh and we were friends again
@@burntchickennugget8750 what number of years is that into school (I'm British)
Year 7 lol im british too but I use grade
If I’m given an actual muffin and it’s not a weird one with tomato pieces or some shit like that...
The toilet break is the most accuratw thing ever
where are these toilets?
@@HTFFanOfFlaky They are usually located in a bathroom or an outhouse, some even use sinks as toilets though it isn't really all that cool with most people.
yes and im doing that right now
@@RuneKillerz109 just move the dishes aside a bit - all good.
Not for me. I shit in less than a minute and then I am out of there
The "Stop trying to throw hands with the sun, you're not going to win" part really got me for some reason.
Just wait. You'll see
These replies 😂😂😂
StreyX is this a dare?
Bro I read that at the exact same time the guy in the video said it wtf
About the "not talking about deep stuff with friends".
By default, men don't talk about deep stuff because that's heavy and can kill any mood anytime. Instead, they talk about fun things, interests they share, "the good old times", etc. When men do sit down to talk about serious stuff, and actually goo deep into an issue, they usually do it, so that they can solve a problem. The mindset is usually along the lines of "I don't know how to deal with this situation, I'll ask for help." This is also why guys aren't too good listeners when women vent to them: they'll instantly start thinking about solutions for problems, when most of the time women just want them to listen.
We do talk about deep stuff, just not in front of women because they're shallow idiots
Yeah I try to give solutions but just get silenced
@@VideoDeadGaming Are you having a bad day?
Exactly, the deepest conversations in my life have been with guys. I guess that men are more reserved with their feelings than women, so when a guy has to talk about it, is because is very very important.
@@AST-erisked same
"I wonder if aliens attacked at *this very damn moment* I would be ready? Well now I am, because i'm thinking about it. Yep, totally ready for aliens at this exact period in time."
Her: I bet he's thinking about other girls. He's probably cheating on me
Me; Pretty much this comment
"Hands in pants when watching tv/relaxing. Don't get it"
*First:* It warms the hands
*Second:* It's confortable
vicente 5d Okay wtf Imma girl and I didn't know others were confused about that. Heck, I've fucking done it before.
@@cryptidram Me too, it's just super comfy
fuck. I'll be sitting there and just suddenly realize I'm doing it. Didn't know when it happened, didn't stop.
I was seaching for this comment, I had to take my hands out of my pants just to reply to you... Oof.
ok i realised i keep doing this
i used to be fat and my best friend would tell me to shut up or he would eat me like the pig i was.
that was true friendship
thats gay
The good thing is that you *used* to be fat. Now you are not gonna die at 30 from heart attack my dude
Pepper Salt I
My friends tell me to shut up when everyone else is talking in the middle of class and I say one sentence.
My son 😧 my baby ears can't handle your verbal treachery
Its hilarious that some of these are women completely baffled as to what friends are lol. Yes, you can fight, argue, and disagree with them and still talk to each other the next day. Thats what friends are.
Foreal man.
Honestly. I’m a girl and my friends and I are always super mean to eachother but in a jokingful way, we don’t get in one disagreement and cut ties.
SomethingScanning -fr ive made my brother (closest & longest friend ive known since 3rd grade) nose bleed (by accident) & hit him w/ a rock (by accident) (also a couple times) & pushed him down a flight of apartment stairs & much more & he has punched me in the nose & made my head ring, yanked my head back so hard that it was too hard to move my neck & i couldnt go to school for a day or 2 cause my shit was stiff, chocked me, & some other shit. but the max days it takes us to make up is 2 or 3 & if not we literally make up that moment jus like eh🤷🏽♂️
One of my best friends when I first met him 4 years ago refused to talk to me (he was a friend of a friend at the time), and today I ask him why, neither of us know why he hated me.
Idk, I can't relate. Me and my friends just talk it out and we're gay for each other again the next day (I'm a teenage girl)
Men lock themselves up emotionally because we don't like laying all of our emotions out. This is why it's easy for us to be friends with other random men and why we sometimes like to be left alone.
If I need to talk about my negative feelings; I would probably have an internal monologue or talk to myself when no one is around.
People nowadays call this a trait of toxic masculinity, but i remember always doing it since childhood out my own decisions, the same for my friends. Plus it's pretty ironic because it was always the women in my life telling me to "suck it up and be a man".
:(
I'm a girl and I do this too. I know it's unhealthy but I feel awkward talking about my problems because it doesn't feel like worth talking about.
@@AMATCHALATTE same do you have BPD too?
@@staymad.3616 No, never been diagnosed with depression.
I don't like how slimy lotion is. That's it.
SirBenG factuals
Not to mention the stink, err scent, that just ... won't ... go ... away! Most women wear so much scented crap I can't even be around them long. Gives me a head ache.
CeraVe lotion is the fucking best thing ever, it's like the only lotion I can stand and the best part is it has no scent
I guess this only matters if you care whether or not your skin is dry: there's unscented (and a lot of mild, plain lotions), different textures, lotion for sensitive skin, etc. I hate frilly lotions, and I break out easy, so I really like Lubriderm.
@@laya8880 ya my lips bleed so much that I had to find a chapstick that I like so I may have to break down and find a lotion.
"How they say exactly what they mean. What kind of game is that"
Lol it's not that hard Cathy.
It is that hard when you are unable to think fewer than four steps ahead.
You’ve never watched “the office” have you?
@@SCompton4 Apparently not...
@@hazelhazelton1346 one of the characters said the quote.
I had an ex girlfriend like that. She got super pissed at me one time and I didn't know why until she finally told me that she "read between the lines" and knew what I really mean't. It completely baffled me because I didn't know what the fuck she was talking about. She couldn't comprehend that what I said was what I mean't and that there was nothing extra or between the lines.
This comment section is honestly just a bonding experience for us lads tbh, so many good memes and good humour lmao
Nobody wants to bond with you tbh... 😂 HA I didn't really mean that! But I'm never going to apologise about it...
@@Nate-bn5kk the fact you said
"i didn't really mean that"
is a apology
@@meme0taker87 watch the video again, I used a lot of what it was talking about by saying that.
@@meme0taker87 something about guys not wanting to apologise.
I had my first fight in school while I was in the 2nd grade right in the middle of class. The next day we became best friends up until the 5th grade (I had to move). I used to send him letters with my favorite stickers in them for a little while.
Respect
You know what I've learned about my one and only brother, how to punch and not slap if I ever get in a fight, and him being the only brother has learned how to treat women bc he's lived with (us) his four female siblings 😂😂😂
The ones about not understanding how men show interest than want nothing to do with you, girls you do the same thing
It's called being fickle and it isn't gender specific. :P only specific to flakes.
Yeah maybe they're giving you a taste of your own medicine on behalf of all men.
@@luminous6969 anyone who does that has a stick up their own ass that's sabotaging their chances. If you keep winding up with flakes, maybe you should find out why and avoid them instead...
Literally had a girl call me out on this once, honestly after the first few times of me subtly trying to flirt and engage her and her not really responding I just figured she wasn't interested and stopped trying. About three days later she confronted me and was raging pretty hard because, I quote, "You're cute as hell and I don't know what to do around cute guys, and now you're being such an asshole." We ended up dating for a year.
A lot of times I get the vibe that I'm being led on (even though I'm not most of the time) and whenever I get that vibe I might go from super interested to not wanting to talk very much. If there's a day where she doesn't show interest, sometimes I adopt the mindset of not getting too attached because I don't want to be let down.
What? Men constantly talk about deep and meaningful things. Let's start a conversation.
*How many 10 years olds could you take on in hand to hand combat before you get taken down?*
I'm thinking 8.
Pedobear TheBeast at once or one by one
8? Dude that's hardly above average. Or are we talking about those crazy russian bodybuilding 10 year olds?
Hugh Jazz yeah I feel like even if it’s all at once, I could take at least 15. My reasoning being that I’m much faster than a ten year old, and I could run away when they surround me and pick them off one by one
FBI, OPEN UP!
Thinking like 10 or 12
I would take a bullet for my best friend, and I don't know his birthday. Figure that one out ladies. 😂
Oh my god, your fkn right! I feel like a bad, baaaad friend now 😫
Forget best friend, I sometimes even need to calculate how old i am when being asked.
@@namikazenara9379 same 😂
@Gibbles Ghotten Exactly
It's funny, even though I'm female I didn't find that one strange since I'm like that too. I have to re-look up my two best friends' birthdays every year, since I only recall the month/time of year they're in, but I'd throw myself to the sharks for them. (Or at least I think I would, since we've never been in a situation where such dire measures would be necessary.)
I actually didn't realize this was a gendered phenomenon, though now that I think of it, everyone I've known who considered birthdays and things very important was female, and I don't think I've known a single male who cared about that that much.
Im a girl .....and sometimes I just sit/lay down and I feel nothing ...I'm not thinking ..feeling ...nothing .....I'm just there
@Tianna Grace excellent
Same tbh
Same tbh! My mom or my friend nag me saying "Whatchu thinkin' huh?" (with a smirk, usually).
BUT I REALLY WASN'T THINKING! Just mentally-neutral or blank whatever you wanna call it.
same i also do the hand in pants thing i actually don't know why the question asker didn't try it it's comfortable al bundy had a point.
i'm a guy and i can't think of "nothing" like most men claim to be able to
Men make fun of each other but don’t mean it.
Women compliment each other but don’t mean it.
ygolohcysp guys make fun of each other as a sign of closeness, the more offensive shit you can say to someone with them still taking it as a joke the closer you know you are because you can just brush that shit off
My whole family (extended family, and close friends) all make fun of each other, but don't mean it. As a female, I tried to do a milder version of this to my brother and his girlfriend (whom he's getting married to, and thus is part of the family in my mind). His girlfriend got very upset about it, and I had to wade through long facebook messages about how I shouldn't joke like that, etc etc.
Now I just stay quiet in social settings with her around, because I don't know when something I say will be taken the wrong way.
Perfectly balanced, just as all things should be
no, my friends and I always insult eachother.
The movie one is more like a dad thing
True. I always wondered how he did it. But the other day i watched the last 20 mins of a shitty movie about a tornado that targetted people or somthing. It wasnt that good but i watched it anyway.
*_it is_*
My dad does it wayyy to often or finds a random movie(random to me) and picks it because he hasn't seen it in a long time
My mum does it a lot
I do that and I'm 16. Though most people think I have kids so makes sense
I'm not a dad, or a man, yet I do it too🙈
Women: Men only want want thing and it’s disgusting!
*Hands in pants while watching tv/relaxing.*
Its more relaxing when you have your hands in your pants when you are about to sleep. It makes your hand warm.
10110d batman lol I do that too
Don't overthink cold hands.
Nah i'm doing it too and idk why lol
I find it so cute when my boyfriend is in mental neutral mode...
Its just something I can't do... Infact Whenever I have nothing to do, I am always thinking of possibilities that won't happen but I will still think of comebacks and reactions anyway and when someone else sees me they see me making random faces at 250 frames per second.
I love this commentXDD