BOB's BEST RANTS 1 - "We've Seen Midgets Grow!!"

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  • Опубликовано: 7 ноя 2024

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  • @Ezlivin
    @Ezlivin 9 лет назад +529

    Former midget checking in. Lovin' the new height. Thanks Bob!

  • @MatthewCaligari
    @MatthewCaligari 8 лет назад +139

    "we've seen midgets grow" instantly followed by "I don't make this stuff up" lol

    • @Tampajoe77
      @Tampajoe77 7 лет назад +8

      it's like he read my mind in the future.. because I was totally like, you're making this stuff up, Bob.

    • @kevinmarkey9441
      @kevinmarkey9441 6 лет назад +6

      wondered what happened to all the munchkins and oompa loompas must have growen up 😂😂😂

    • @briansherwood139
      @briansherwood139 5 лет назад

      kevin markey yep still not funny dork

    • @dalesfailssagaofasuslord783
      @dalesfailssagaofasuslord783 4 года назад +5

      Almost like he knew people would be skeptical for some crazy reason

    • @dalesfailssagaofasuslord783
      @dalesfailssagaofasuslord783 4 года назад

      Wunsford Digglespit it just shows the insane cult like belief in religion people have

  • @Spartacus32145
    @Spartacus32145 10 лет назад +131

    What poor bastard sat through all of these videos and brought us the "best of"?? I say thank you sir (or ma'am)..

    • @killyourtelevision999
      @killyourtelevision999 4 года назад +3

      "What poor bastard sat through all of these videos..."
      THE HERO WE ALL NEED! Haha

    • @grace-mz9fp
      @grace-mz9fp 3 года назад +1

      THE SAME PEOPLE WHO BELIEVE WHAT TRUMP SAYS

    • @overwatchgames6925
      @overwatchgames6925 3 года назад

      @@grace-mz9fp Same morons who voted for Biden and Trump.

    • @chilliecheesecake
      @chilliecheesecake 2 года назад +4

      @@grace-mz9fp I don't know if you got the memo, but Trump has been out of office for a while. Anyways, hope you enjoy paying $4.50 for gas.

    • @THATjeffdelaney
      @THATjeffdelaney Год назад

      Budweiser presents…”Real Men of Genius”

  • @sanmcnellis94
    @sanmcnellis94 8 лет назад +95

    I was a happy midget. I was healed and grew 2 ft 5 in. However, my wife who is a midget did not believe. Now it is almost impssible to do a 69.

  • @liberty5069
    @liberty5069 3 года назад +66

    He's the best "sit-down" comic I've ever heard. "We've seen midgets grow" I can't stop laughing.

    • @pup1008
      @pup1008 3 года назад +4

      He was/is a genius!

    • @blogityblah
      @blogityblah 2 года назад +2

      I met a man who claimed God grew him at 26 years old from being a midget to 6 ft tall. His name was Jimmy Maynor from Benton Tennessee. A friend of mine helped him in his evangelist ministry. He did retain his midget voice and is now deceased. I have a few cassette recordings from when he spoke at a local church. Also he has a book on amazon called Go tell the world in which he speaks of his miracle.

    • @sroevukasroevuka
      @sroevukasroevuka Год назад +2

      @@blogityblah con man like bob.

    • @sroevukasroevuka
      @sroevukasroevuka Год назад

      Every prayer request with money we take the check and cash and prsy over it you will sell more. We then store them in our miracle infused dumpster where jesus himself reads your requests.

    • @blogityblah
      @blogityblah Год назад

      @@sroevukasroevuka No you simply are too afraid to investigate for yourself because you fear the logical implications.

  • @CulainRuledByVenus
    @CulainRuledByVenus Год назад +10

    "Mandadabasata I don't make this stuff up!" The one brilliant phrase Joyce left out of Finnegan's Wake.

    • @joea.9969
      @joea.9969 8 месяцев назад +1

      Im not happy cause Im growing out my pixie and my hair at this stage is looking a lot like Bob Tiltons😅

  • @jdaze1
    @jdaze1 6 лет назад +38

    I'm convinced this guy was mocking the whole time. It's like a SNL act. You can just feel him laughing under his breath. I'm laughing out loud!!

    • @Jimbo8012
      @Jimbo8012 2 года назад +6

      There's tonnes of micro expression leakage. You can pause Tilton at multiple points in this video and he's clearly smirking each time. Tilton's clearly a psychopath who loves preying on vulnerable people and he's gotten away with it his entire life.

  • @johnwhite6334
    @johnwhite6334 10 лет назад +96

    The estate of Michael Jackson should sue. I'm pretty sure Bob says, "Mama say mama sah mama koosah" at one point.

  • @flaccidego9468
    @flaccidego9468 9 лет назад +117

    "I DON'T MAKE THIS STUFF UP!"

    • @marioncobretti8210
      @marioncobretti8210 6 лет назад +2

      Arthur Fonzarelli when he said those words he was feeling guilty. This poor man..

    • @BenjiiThatal
      @BenjiiThatal 4 года назад +2

      I dont know why people trust him?

    • @faith_alone
      @faith_alone 3 года назад +2

      I think his conscious pricked him for a second so he had to shout it down

  • @smittykins
    @smittykins 9 лет назад +56

    "What's the gospel? 'You don't have to be poor and broke no more.'" Hmmm, somehow I think I don't remember that part of the Bible, Bob. Smh

  • @lagartijanix7776
    @lagartijanix7776 9 лет назад +103

    What a creep. Possibly the most unintentionally funny man to ever stand in front of a camera. It almost makes you miss him... ALMOST.

    • @JSteph70
      @JSteph70 9 лет назад +10

      Lagartija Nix 777 Well, there's good news. He's still around.

    • @JSteph70
      @JSteph70 9 лет назад +5

      +Kill0Your0TV I know, right? Hominebob, skeetledee dee dee, monifufu. (That's the best I can do to speak (type) in tongues.

    • @ericvondumb2838
      @ericvondumb2838 6 лет назад +1

      HEY! Don't I know you? You said the same thing to me at closing time.

    • @CaptainKenway
      @CaptainKenway 5 лет назад +1

      @The Lightroom with Greta There'll always be vulnerable people for dirtbags like him to exploit. I always read comments about how dumb people must be to be suckered into sending money to this con man, and that may even be true. Yet being dumb doesn't mean that you deserve to be exploited. Nor does being desperate for some validation of your faith and desperately wanting to believe that Bobbo's telling you the truth. He's extremely good at what he does, and the proof of that is in the fact that he's been doing it for almost four decades now and is still raking in money.

    • @Libertyjack1
      @Libertyjack1 5 лет назад +1

      I think he was very intentionally funny. That was the draw. Despair was the hook...The Dirty Bastard!

  • @tulsatombob2769
    @tulsatombob2769 6 лет назад +40

    "We've Seen Midgets Grow!!" sam babbdabda..."I don't make this stuff up" LMAO!!!!!!
    Some of the best all-time quotes on the internet.

  • @svendevries3245
    @svendevries3245 4 года назад +23

    „We have seen several people being delivered from the colostomy bag!!““😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😳😳😳😳WTF!!!😳

    • @nickferraris9143
      @nickferraris9143 2 года назад +2

      Yeah they were delivered from it but they wound up being covered in poop everyday from then on. Seems like a bad deal if you ask me

    • @svendevries3245
      @svendevries3245 2 года назад +3

      @@nickferraris9143 I interpreted that as some kind of miraculous birth, if you see what I mean (alltough you would rather not I guess 😜)

    • @thecurlew7403
      @thecurlew7403 2 года назад

      I had one but needed an operation to reverse it your Ass is for that stuff Bob.

  • @mosipd
    @mosipd 10 лет назад +17

    "I'm talking about Harvard graduate, corporation of compensation, consultant management company", LOL! Good ole Bobby Tilton!

    • @mikejohnson515
      @mikejohnson515 3 года назад +2

      Does such a thing even exist?

    • @mosipd
      @mosipd 3 года назад +3

      @@mikejohnson515 No, the whole point is that good old boy Bobbie is spoutin' some grand bullshit.

    • @jameswilkinson6678
      @jameswilkinson6678 8 месяцев назад

      ​@mikejohnson515 Yeah, McKinsey is probably the most respected consulting firm around and executive compensation work is their bread and butter. It's crazy to think that Robert Tilton was a big enough deal to require such a thing, though.

  • @msa4998
    @msa4998 4 года назад +35

    It does take some measure of talent to stay in character for such extended periods of time.

  • @axocopan42
    @axocopan42 9 лет назад +22

    I need a harvard graduate corporation of compensation consultant management company that has been recognised as experts by the IRS to come and evaluate what my salary should be as well.

  • @waynewear5839
    @waynewear5839 Год назад +16

    In the 90's, grabbing my coffee and getting ready for work, Bob Tilton was a staple watch before starting my day. Nothing like starting out the day with pure comedy gold. I miss those days, wondering throughout the day...."who are the folks that actually send this guy their money?" Although Im glad they did......worth every nickel!

    • @amigaze
      @amigaze Год назад +1

      god bless ahl aaaah

    • @eriksturdevant8589
      @eriksturdevant8589 8 месяцев назад +5

      Couldn't enjoy a morning coffee and donut without Rev. Tilton, lol!

    • @SurenaWilhelm
      @SurenaWilhelm 7 месяцев назад +2

      You are lucky to have witnessed that in the 90's . I love America in the 90's and 80's.

  • @Tampajoe77
    @Tampajoe77 7 лет назад +52

    I make sure to keep sending him money so that I can stay at 6'3"..

    • @mounts655
      @mounts655 6 лет назад +3

      Tampajoe77 that’s funnee.....best comment

  • @crazysteve9390
    @crazysteve9390 6 лет назад +15

    All of the creative talent of Hollywood could not create a character this good.

  • @Paraplegicoctopus-jh3mn
    @Paraplegicoctopus-jh3mn 4 года назад +18

    You know something is legit when the guy selling it has to repeat the phrase, ''It's not fake'' a bunch of times.

  • @ArvelCrynyd
    @ArvelCrynyd 3 года назад +18

    The 73 dislikes are from midgets who lacked sufficient faith.

  • @brucelang1201
    @brucelang1201 2 года назад +11

    The greatest comedian I've ever seen.

  • @God.Almighty
    @God.Almighty 10 месяцев назад +3

    love the pumping motion he's got going describing delivery from intestinal issues. like his forearm will miraculously reach inside the patient's colon and push all the waste out rectally.

  • @dillybug605
    @dillybug605 9 лет назад +50

    Prosperity gospel = used car salesman

    • @edinfific2576
      @edinfific2576 6 лет назад +2

      From a used car salesman you get at least SOMETHING REAL in return, and often for a lot less money.

    • @amerika420099
      @amerika420099 5 лет назад +1

      As a car salesman, his pitch is pretty good.

    • @andtou1342
      @andtou1342 5 лет назад

      Artorias Junge It’s a heresy, too

    • @chrissheehan4774
      @chrissheehan4774 2 года назад

      Used car salesman doesn't have millions of dollars worldwide from television 😂

  • @readmelancholystrumpetmaster
    @readmelancholystrumpetmaster 8 лет назад +40

    Too bad Will Ferrell came along too late to parody Tilton.

  • @whoelseeverdiedforyou1737
    @whoelseeverdiedforyou1737 7 лет назад +13

    Give this guy the prize for working harder than anyone else, to not have to make an honest living.

  • @OlivusOrchards
    @OlivusOrchards 3 года назад +7

    "What is the gospel? You don't have to be broke and in poverty no more." All those poor people Bob lead astray with that line.

  • @cherylbaker3353
    @cherylbaker3353 2 года назад +8

    I have seen crazy but this guy takes the cake I can’t stop laughing, midgets grow!!!!!🤣🤪

  • @zzascha5512
    @zzascha5512 8 лет назад +27

    You're not gonna have diarrhea anymore. I know that sounds strange, but, in the _name_ of Jesus!

  • @lardo444
    @lardo444 10 лет назад +56

    LMFAO. "We've seen midgets grow." WTF???? I love this guy.

    • @ultimask8er
      @ultimask8er 10 лет назад +16

      Amen bro! I was sold instantly the moment I discovered he had the healing power to make midgets grow lol XD

    • @smittykins
      @smittykins 9 лет назад +7

      Video or it didn't happen, Bob. :)

    • @danielcannon4727
      @danielcannon4727 6 лет назад

      Truth seeker I'm weirdly interested in her videos. Didn't know I liked midgets.

  • @brianlooksaround6125
    @brianlooksaround6125 Год назад +5

    I just love this guy. He is the ultimate mood booster. Hilarious. 😂

  • @johninjersey
    @johninjersey 10 лет назад +55

    "Satan can make something out of nothing but Jesus can make nothing out of something" Robert Tilton ROFL

    • @marphtwo
      @marphtwo 7 лет назад +1

      Jersey John makes sense.

    • @mikhailmikhail8740
      @mikhailmikhail8740 6 лет назад +5

      I think it should be that Jesus makes something (a miracle, an object) out of nothing. Because if Jesus makes nothing, that isn't good, right?

  • @nonyadamnbusiness9887
    @nonyadamnbusiness9887 6 лет назад +7

    People hate on this guy (with good reason), but he's very entertaining. The first time I saw him on TV, I thought I had turned on a comedy show.

  • @72twist
    @72twist 9 лет назад +49

    Miracle Prayer Center = Dumpster in alley behind the bank.

    • @apollyonkatastrefia1586
      @apollyonkatastrefia1586 6 лет назад

      72twist jerusalem- dumpster behind bank.

    • @Mark-sj3xb
      @Mark-sj3xb 6 лет назад +1

      LOL

    • @luismalaspina1565
      @luismalaspina1565 7 месяцев назад +1

      You are absolutely right, it literally was a dumpster in an alley behind the bank

    • @72twist
      @72twist 7 месяцев назад

      @@luismalaspina1565Yes it was. Aside from the swindling, this guy is always good for a laugh.

  • @peterbrennan1085
    @peterbrennan1085 4 года назад +6

    Years ago I'd get up early before work and turn Bob on and drink my coffee and laugh and laugh! It was a great way to start the day in a good mood. I think the IRS finally got him, thus ending a great comedy career

    • @chadkline4268
      @chadkline4268 9 месяцев назад +2

      No, it was a media campaign and mostly failed lawsuits that followed.

    • @peterbrennan1085
      @peterbrennan1085 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@chadkline4268 whatever it was he was the worst of the worst. But funny? Shoot he was funny as all get out!

    • @chadkline4268
      @chadkline4268 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@peterbrennan1085 I keep the 5 best of shows in my movie playlist to watch for comedy. But I also think it is serious data if you want to understand human nature and the reason the world is as it is. This explains how a free people fall into servitude. It explains politics and the reason people desire leaders, and worship other men that promise to save them from all their ills, as they lead them to hell 😆

    • @brandonmikhailov3569
      @brandonmikhailov3569 8 месяцев назад +1

      @@chadkline4268 Spot on

  • @francesvansiclen3245
    @francesvansiclen3245 6 лет назад +13

    "delivered from a colostomy bag" ! oh my! bwaaaaaaaa! too hilarious !

  • @wynamaarp7024
    @wynamaarp7024 8 месяцев назад +2

    "we've seen midgets grow" ( I bust out laughing ) he then says " I don't make this stuff up" ( I laugh even more)

  • @davesuiter
    @davesuiter 8 лет назад +33

    Buy Crisco for all your baking needs sayeth the Lard.

    • @terryrwyatt
      @terryrwyatt 7 лет назад

      G Town Dave thats funny as hell bro

    • @bonichols8511
      @bonichols8511 6 лет назад

      HeHeHeHeHeHeHe.........hotdam i needed a gooood laugh. Theze "pricks" make me sick !!!!!!!!!

  • @markbuettner1451
    @markbuettner1451 6 лет назад +9

    Nailed it with the midget thing. HE'S NOT MAKING THIS STUFF UP!!!!!!

  • @syncsummit
    @syncsummit Год назад +4

    And the former midget is now known as Yao Ming. Thanks Brother Bob!

  • @FredericaBimble
    @FredericaBimble 10 лет назад +15

    'We've freed others from the colostomy bag'. Ok, I'm posting before I watch the whole thing but where are the farts?

  • @eazyaintpinpin4322
    @eazyaintpinpin4322 4 года назад +8

    I remember laughing about this watching this at 2am as a teenager. I CANNOT believe he never got locked up. Even funnier though is that people believed his nonsense and donated millions

  • @reggieongoogle3583
    @reggieongoogle3583 Год назад +3

    The “miracle prayer center in Jerusalem” @2:58 was probably a PO Box in Tulsa. 😂😅😂

    • @RobertMuldooJP
      @RobertMuldooJP 11 месяцев назад +3

      knowing this fraudster it was probably Jerusalem Arkansas

  • @michaelcampbell7919
    @michaelcampbell7919 6 лет назад +14

    This guy should be the poster child for con artist.

    • @cherylbaker3353
      @cherylbaker3353 2 года назад

      He’s not even a good con artist it’s As if he is a comedian portraying a con artist that’s how bad it is

  • @MrWc867
    @MrWc867 Год назад +2

    Used to record him on the Betamax. However I would pause sections out and change the speeds as it was recording. Made an very interesting playback.

  • @chadkline4268
    @chadkline4268 9 месяцев назад +2

    These are great 😂
    Better than any comedian 😂
    Makes my belly cramp with laughter 😂

  • @shayneby
    @shayneby 10 лет назад +6

    This guys a good actor/comedian fleecing the gullible. You sir can have my money anyday!

  • @metalred74
    @metalred74 7 лет назад +9

    LISTEN TO ME, LISTEN TO ME!!! Ol' Bob would've been a better choice to play The Joker ( in the 1989 Batman film) than Jack Nicholson!

  • @kenamaro3942
    @kenamaro3942 11 месяцев назад +3

    I use my old colostomy bag to store pennys- thanks .

  • @finnmccool684
    @finnmccool684 3 года назад +9

    I just have one thing to say to this video: ho baba kanda.

    • @ronaldshank7589
      @ronaldshank7589 4 месяца назад +1

      He's a'comin' on a Honda!!!
      This guy, in reference to himself, was a liar, through and through!

  • @monicoben4740
    @monicoben4740 Год назад +2

    My hair is thin I want thicker Fuller hair? Stress takes my hair out! Thanks for your faithfulness to God! I've seen great and mighty miracles through your Ministry from the past.

  • @trezmala
    @trezmala 7 месяцев назад +1

    This dude is a genius , one of the best orators ever. Lol.

  • @genecorrado
    @genecorrado 7 лет назад +13

    Would be really a lot funnier if it weren't for the fact that there are hundreds of thousands of people who watch this and send him money.

    • @Sean1983
      @Sean1983 2 года назад

      Makes it even funnier.

    • @Nick-uw2ju
      @Nick-uw2ju Год назад

      ​@@Sean1983not really. These were people who had no hope and nothing to lose.

    • @joea.9969
      @joea.9969 8 месяцев назад

      @@Nick-uw2juhe will answer for his misdeeds

  • @juancarlosmontes
    @juancarlosmontes 2 года назад +4

    He was ahead of his time. He's got upcycled lilac bathroom tile behind him before repurposing was all the rage.

  • @lionelraoul
    @lionelraoul 9 лет назад +13

    I'm hearing guilt from a television personalty, I'm sensing he's an evangelist, he's hurting, in God's name, I know he's out there in shame and despair for stealing millions from all to trusting people as he danced and made noises like the mentally challenged all the way to the bank. Like 666 is the same forward and back, I'm sensing his name is the same in both directions and that demons are working through him, inside of him, WOAH!, in God's name I cast the demons out. Praise be to Jesus!

    • @pablosori5980
      @pablosori5980 8 лет назад

      wtf is wrong with you??? are you freaking serious?

    • @lionelraoul
      @lionelraoul 8 лет назад +2

      I'm not sure what you're asking me. I am series that this guy is a nut.

    • @pablosori5980
      @pablosori5980 8 лет назад +1

      Lionel Raoul in shame and despair??? The dude is laughing all the way to the bank. Just saw him the on tv. He is doing the same thing. This guy's know religion is Bullshit and they exploit people's ignorance

    • @lionelraoul
      @lionelraoul 8 лет назад

      I completely agree with you. I was mocking him.

    • @thisislaflaretv5250
      @thisislaflaretv5250 6 лет назад

      Lionel Raoul I see you listen to him alpt

  • @keithwilson6060
    @keithwilson6060 2 года назад +4

    “It’s not a lie if you believe it.”
    - George Costanza

  • @GrassValleyGreg
    @GrassValleyGreg 10 лет назад +10

    Man, Bob is a sight for sore eyes. He truly does have healing powers lol

    • @definaj7532
      @definaj7532 10 лет назад +7

      I'm telling you theses con artist are every where, what's scary is we don't know when the next one like Bob is coming, they come male female, black white old and young, lol

    • @GrassValleyGreg
      @GrassValleyGreg 10 лет назад +2

      defina jones
      There will never be another Bob Tilton lol... He is amazing.

    • @Spartacus32145
      @Spartacus32145 10 лет назад

      GrassValleyGreg Bob was alright, but the Ultimate Warrior was the shi*

    • @LehmanAaron
      @LehmanAaron 10 лет назад +1

      Spartacus32145 Well said, good Sir.

    • @GrassValleyGreg
      @GrassValleyGreg 10 лет назад

      Spartacus32145
      Indeed

  • @Kenshin6321
    @Kenshin6321 10 месяцев назад +2

    0:43 I find it hilarious that he was confused on whether he had a heart or not. "The word of god in my...heart? I think that's the word humans use."

  • @scottysmulder464
    @scottysmulder464 6 лет назад +5

    "I don't make this stuff up!" LMFAO I literally laughed out loud

  • @SenorZorrozzz
    @SenorZorrozzz 6 лет назад +36

    He looks as if he was driven by drugs.

    • @HeyDude93gt
      @HeyDude93gt 6 лет назад +1

      Don Diego Vega It’s money that drives these types

    • @OUSoonerinDFW
      @OUSoonerinDFW 5 лет назад

      No. Dollars. He's goofy, though, all right.

    • @Arctic_Falcon
      @Arctic_Falcon 5 лет назад +3

      Bob did cocaine.

    • @jeremyn6825
      @jeremyn6825 5 лет назад +1

      He did Coke and was a heavy drinker. Alcoholic. I try not to judge but seeing people and listening to people like him, yeah makes you wonder who Jesus is really testing.

  • @nagilumsnangilima
    @nagilumsnangilima 2 года назад +2

    @ 2:54-3:31 "Every prayer request I receive, I personally throw in garbage (minus the offering of course) and then your prayer request is sent to the holy land that is known as the local landfill, and then your prayers are lifted up by the sweet aroma of garbage." "Manda le da casa focalia, silly Jedi!"

  • @keithwilson6060
    @keithwilson6060 4 года назад +4

    I watched a documentary featuring an early associate of Tilton. He revealed that Tilton INTENDED to be a conn man and thoroughly enjoyed it. His act was carefully crafted art.

  • @mykylc
    @mykylc 10 лет назад +7

    Spineless from the start, sucked into the part
    Circus comes to town, you play the lead clown
    Please, please
    Spreading his disease, living by his story
    Knees, knees
    Falling to your knees, suffer for his glory
    You will
    Time for lust, time for lie
    Time to kiss your life goodbye
    Send me money, send me green
    Heaven you will meet
    Make a contribution
    And you'll get a better seat
    Bow to Leper Messiah
    Marvel at his tricks, need your Sunday fix
    Blind devotion came, rotting your brain
    Chain, chain
    Join the endless chain
    Taken by his glamour
    Fame, Fame
    Infection is the game, stinking drunk with power
    We see
    Time for lust, time for lie
    Time to kiss your life goodbye
    Send me money, send me green
    Heaven you will meet
    Make a contribution
    And you'll get a better seat
    Bow to Leper Messiah
    Bow to Leper Messiah
    Witchery, weakening
    Sees the sheep are gathering
    Set the trap, hypnotize
    Now you follow
    Time for lust, time for lie
    Time to kiss your life goodbye
    Send me money, send me green
    Heaven you will meet
    Make a contribution
    And you'll get a better seat
    Bow to Leper Messiah
    Lie.

    • @blitzshriek999
      @blitzshriek999 9 лет назад

      mykylc Mr. Hetfield, thank you for stopping by!

  • @damienjurado120
    @damienjurado120 3 года назад +3

    Did you remove the hour long compilation video of Robert Tilton? It was my favorite video to watch. Please consider bringing it back!

  • @mcervantes362
    @mcervantes362 6 лет назад +6

    Right around 3:22 he has a Freudian slip and says "sweet selling" instead of "sweet smelling."

  • @minsungsunsunyungi
    @minsungsunsunyungi 6 лет назад +6

    "I hear the Lord saying YESS YES YES YESH" alright calm down Bob

  • @thisislaflaretv5250
    @thisislaflaretv5250 9 месяцев назад +2

    Whenever Bob states what he doesn't want to be. He is that

  • @kwilli0930
    @kwilli0930 2 года назад +2

    0:40 “See, I get so filled with the Holy Spirit and the Word of God in my…..line?”

  • @jeanniecole614
    @jeanniecole614 6 лет назад +3

    I would be "consoled" if Bob never showed up on the airwaves or the internet, ever again! I'd consider myself, "DELIVERED!"

  • @The1707regina
    @The1707regina Год назад +2

    he looks like a older Joel Olsteen, but crazier ...without the big smile

  • @oscarholley891
    @oscarholley891 2 года назад +6

    He's a little different than the rest he's some thing else he's funny an serious at the same time and the stuff he says even telling us how he's held accountable by multiple agencies is funny no one would even bring up being accused of being fake like he does

  • @KneedleKnees
    @KneedleKnees 4 года назад +2

    "Well some folks say, 'i thought Jesus was white', and others say 'I thought Jesus was black', I tell you he is Jewish. Sorry about that."
    GEEZUS KRICE!!!! I can't get over that

  • @johnbull9195
    @johnbull9195 6 лет назад +7

    "The only thing I ever see is the prayer request" As he is putting them in the bin on his way home from the bank

    • @heidisierra9833
      @heidisierra9833 Год назад

      Damn Yo! 😊😂 You are right tho. Did Bob show up on UK television? As a Texan I do apologize!

  • @Xenotypic
    @Xenotypic 9 лет назад +15

    "its not fake, its FAITH!"

  • @luismalaspina1565
    @luismalaspina1565 7 месяцев назад +1

    Remember folks , it’s not fake it’s faith !! it’s not fake, it’s faith!! LOL

  • @rmo52
    @rmo52 9 месяцев назад +1

    No farts? This guy was great entertainment. I can only imagine his lawyers viewing the “Farting Preacher” RUclips things, laughing uncontrollably, and getting back to him saying, “Sorry, nothing we can do” 😉

  • @yelnats1000
    @yelnats1000 8 лет назад +3

    This guy is got to be the best dramatic actor I have ever seen.

    • @Jimbo8012
      @Jimbo8012 2 года назад

      It's like if William Shatner had no morals, gave up acting and decided to be a televangelist instead. 😉

    • @daveogarf
      @daveogarf Год назад

      He's no Calculon ("Futurama").

  • @clightning9703
    @clightning9703 4 месяца назад +2

    "well i heard Tilton your taking the money... i never touch the money thats a lies of the Devil... i never see it or touch it, all i ever see are the prayer requests"...(he proceeds to talk about his personal earnings using corporate language & it's documented he threw those prayer requests in the dumpsters... so he did touch them, he just didn't read it)

  • @PatrickCA
    @PatrickCA 9 лет назад +3

    I should call him. I have an internal digestion problem! Oh wait, I just had to fart.

  • @anomie1595
    @anomie1595 10 лет назад +4

    Whenever he says "I'm not" or "This isn't", insert a fact about this man.

  • @smartdevilevil
    @smartdevilevil 9 лет назад +16

    Mandada basata HAHAHAHA WTF

  • @monicoben4740
    @monicoben4740 Год назад +2

    You're truthful! Midgets can grow, I want to be 5"8 & 175lbs in 2023 may God bless you more!

  • @monicoben4740
    @monicoben4740 Год назад +2

    I want Roy Orbison " YOU GOT IT " Anything I want blessings to overtake and HARASS me.

  • @Toddiscool2
    @Toddiscool2 7 лет назад +12

    I am here......to get rich off of you

  • @RogerKnull
    @RogerKnull Год назад +3

    He did have great hair.

  • @michaelcollins7511
    @michaelcollins7511 Год назад +1

    Miracle prayer center located conveniently out in the dumpster by the alley. Lol

  • @markbailey2417
    @markbailey2417 5 лет назад +4

    I´ve been watching this guy for years. My three favourite comedies are Fawlty Towers, The Office (UK) and Pastor Bob.

  • @karlakor
    @karlakor 8 лет назад +11

    I cannot imagine the desperate state of anyone who believes that Robert Tilton is sincere and that he is anointed of God. You could throw him in the pond and skim phony for two months.

    • @marywilliams9858
      @marywilliams9858 6 лет назад

      karlakor You should write a book. Your command of the English language us amazing.

    • @joeblogh2340
      @joeblogh2340 3 года назад

      @@marywilliams9858 why, because his name isn’t John Smith, you’re amazed that he speaks English? Weird.

  • @toobfunnybunny
    @toobfunnybunny 10 лет назад +7

    the more he speaks, the more he lies. amazing.

  • @billyrayhoward9904
    @billyrayhoward9904 8 лет назад +3

    Thanks Bob as a Midget got tired of everyone's ass in my face... It bothered me having my nose in every bodies business

  • @Prayerwarriorpio
    @Prayerwarriorpio 11 месяцев назад +3

    Christ never made money, and never begged for followers. The churches that are materialistic and money driven do not belong to Christ. These “ministers/priests” that make money from Gods word, are not men of God. And Christ knows their hearts. Do not follow men, Christ 1st. They shouldn’t be asking you for money. Donations to the parish, of course, but to the priests is not the way they are meant to live as a father/confessor.

  • @avoiceunderyourbed
    @avoiceunderyourbed 4 года назад +2

    It's like Simlish mixed with the silent echo of farts that are stuck in my head from the farting preacher videos

  • @HereForAStorm
    @HereForAStorm 6 лет назад +6

    ..... I kept waiting for him to fart

  • @JacanaProductions
    @JacanaProductions 5 лет назад +3

    This guy was as high as a kite most of the time. I first came across his youtube antics with the farting preacher - an all time youtube classic!

  • @tjrizzo1619
    @tjrizzo1619 Год назад +1

    In these last days? This was ten years ago.

  • @SociatalEffecta
    @SociatalEffecta Год назад +2

    I'd really love to know @SufferinSprings did you record these as a christian who found it entertaining, or as a Bob follower? No judgment just would be fascinating. Thanks for recording history, great job!

  • @Frst2nxt
    @Frst2nxt Год назад +2

    He talks like Mr. Rogers. I think he was a jokester constantly trying not to laugh.

  • @raelene101
    @raelene101 6 лет назад +6

    Wasn't he Elaine's boss on Seinfeld. Mr. Petermen?

  • @williammasi7128
    @williammasi7128 2 года назад +4

    This guy had me reaching for my wallet.

  • @BigDave51
    @BigDave51 8 месяцев назад +2

    "He don't make this stuff up"