BOB'S BEST RANTS 2 - "I'm Pregnant with Miracles"

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  • Опубликовано: 8 ноя 2024

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  • @ValleyoftheRogue
    @ValleyoftheRogue 5 лет назад +59

    Nobody could possibly satirize him. He is his own best parody.

    • @KeithS4789
      @KeithS4789 3 года назад +6

      Trump got inspiration from Tilton. Lol

    • @sroevukasroevuka
      @sroevukasroevuka Год назад +4

      Watch the farting preacher.

    • @miket7184
      @miket7184 2 месяца назад +1

      @@KeithS4789 We have a TDS sufferer who needs prayer!

  • @fantasybouthour6679
    @fantasybouthour6679 4 года назад +36

    I can't even be mad at him because he's so hilarious lol

  • @MichaelSBowen
    @MichaelSBowen 9 лет назад +75

    I love when he opened the Bible at random how he turned the page because he had no idea how to interpret the Scripture. This guy fooled a lot of people but he sure is funny to watch. He reminds me of Kramer from Seinfeld.

    • @andtou1342
      @andtou1342 5 лет назад +1

      His farting preacher videos are even funnier to watch.

    • @mikejohnson515
      @mikejohnson515 3 года назад +2

      He'll preach anything and people will believe him.

    • @arthur-destefano429
      @arthur-destefano429 2 года назад +1

      Yeah Hell gonna be hot time to repent Robert Tilton

  • @francesvansiclen3245
    @francesvansiclen3245 6 лет назад +49

    I love watching the faces he makes and expressions! He should have been an actor !

    • @mcflex8913
      @mcflex8913 5 лет назад +3

      he should have been a comedian.

    • @d.dedrick7991
      @d.dedrick7991 5 лет назад +8

      @@mcflex8913 He IS a comedian, unfortunately, the people who sent him money apparently, didn't get the JOKE

    • @BrianSmith-yq7ys
      @BrianSmith-yq7ys 4 года назад +5

      He has clearly spent hours in front of a mirror

    • @AdmiralBison
      @AdmiralBison 3 года назад +1

      why couldn't he have been?
      He could of made way more money and be "genuine" about it.

    • @chrisneely8130
      @chrisneely8130 2 года назад +3

      Well....technically he is

  • @interstellarwizard409
    @interstellarwizard409 8 лет назад +67

    Smoke some reefer and watch this. You'll be in tears. This guy is the master!

    • @doddzemcbucket
      @doddzemcbucket 8 лет назад +8

      watch at 1.5 speed

    • @raeeliot6776
      @raeeliot6776 6 лет назад

      Interstellar Wizard ] YA I DID ] I CRACKED UP SO MUCH [ WELL ] I SHIT MY PANTS ] NIGHTLY } AND SHOCKING MY DAUGHTERS WITH THE SMELLS ]€[]/~□

    • @MatthewKleczewski
      @MatthewKleczewski 6 лет назад

      the one true doddze OMG....

    • @d.dedrick7991
      @d.dedrick7991 5 лет назад +2

      I don't NEED refer to laugh my ASS off watching THIS, though it would be fun, probably causing INSANITY inducing laughter, LOL

    • @sroevukasroevuka
      @sroevukasroevuka Год назад +3

      @@d.dedrick7991 currently stoned off my ass yes its funny as hell. And you can really see through his bullshit well.

  • @SufferinSprings
    @SufferinSprings  12 лет назад +28

    It is fascinating that right after he says he "used to" do lots of drugs, he touches his nose for no apparent reason. I am told that when someone suddenly touches their nose or covers part of their face while talking, behavioral psychologists say that can be a sign they're lying about what they just said. In this case I believe he was lying about the "used to" part of the sentence.

  • @TheMATEMAGICIAN
    @TheMATEMAGICIAN 10 лет назад +48

    I can't believe that in late 80's / early 90's this guy was taken seriously lol

    • @Tsagia
      @Tsagia 7 лет назад +1

      Kinda like the priesthood of Attack on Titan,ey? ;)

    • @sb790856
      @sb790856 6 лет назад +6

      i remember watchin this guy back then, and asking myself how could anyone take this clown seriously. its just as insane now as it was then

    • @RobertMuldooJP
      @RobertMuldooJP 6 лет назад

      must've been all the crack back then

    • @krazyoldkatlady192
      @krazyoldkatlady192 5 лет назад

      TheMATEMAGICIAN not by all of us, but yes, he had a very successful ministry.

    • @charlesbadoola535
      @charlesbadoola535 4 года назад

      He didn't retire - here he is in 2018 with the same old rubbish ruclips.net/video/Y06RcWLQEAo/видео.html

  • @SufferinSprings
    @SufferinSprings  12 лет назад +23

    Thanks and yes you are correct, all these years later this does look like a comedy show, but it's for real. And people sent Bob MILLIONS of dollars. For years. Probably still are.

  • @OlivusOrchards
    @OlivusOrchards 3 года назад +10

    "I've seen a limb grow out and then grow back in." LOL

  • @Chris-od8si
    @Chris-od8si 5 лет назад +23

    If you look up “insincere” in the dictionary, there’s a picture of Bob!

    • @ruthiemay4799
      @ruthiemay4799 4 года назад +1

      If you look up phony, heretic, greedy, sleezy, horrific, nightmare, you see a picture of BOB TILTON!

  • @smittykins
    @smittykins 9 лет назад +42

    "You can't serve God and mammon." Pot, you have a call from Kettle on line 2...

  • @artificialreality7636
    @artificialreality7636 10 лет назад +23

    SufferinSprings, good job compiling these videos. I watched this guy for comedy in the 90s. Unbelievable, the things that come out of his mouth!

    • @Joe_Friday
      @Joe_Friday 5 лет назад +1

      This shit is better than anything that comes on now. I'd tune in to his program daily if it was still on the air.

  • @francesvansiclen3245
    @francesvansiclen3245 6 лет назад +20

    Ole Bob is so entertaining; hilarious !!!! You don't want to watch but are strangely drawn to him;i it's weird !

  • @aaronvillagomes9812
    @aaronvillagomes9812 3 года назад +9

    I like how he says, I’m not makings this stuff up, I’m not faking this.

  • @louturks23
    @louturks23 4 года назад +8

    His comment at 7:00 when he called himself Preacher Boy, was a good one.

  • @thevoiceofreason6712
    @thevoiceofreason6712 9 лет назад +34

    no matter the scripture I can always "TURN IT AROUND" to prosperity and health anybody else catch that?

  • @TheDoughGetta
    @TheDoughGetta 6 лет назад +8

    The greatest tele-evangelist of all time. The Moses of the Prosperity Teaching movement. We used to get loaded, watch his program and laugh our asses off.

  • @danmchugh8407
    @danmchugh8407 Год назад +10

    He's pregnant with miracles? He is a real piece of work!

  • @ssjlkrillin
    @ssjlkrillin 6 лет назад +15

    13:21 "I like a thousand [dollars] because I know I got'cha!"

  • @CulainRuledByVenus
    @CulainRuledByVenus Год назад +1

    "Because you got your eyes off the seen, then you can see what's not seen." I imagine this sampled in music along with Donald Rumsfeld's "Known unknowns".

  • @francesvansiclen3245
    @francesvansiclen3245 6 лет назад +14

    "it bubbles up " ho ho ho - too funny !

  • @chrisratcliff7466
    @chrisratcliff7466 2 года назад +6

    This is the greatest thing on RUclips. These old Tilton videos. He's such a LUNATIC. How did anyone ever believe him?

  • @douggauzy6258
    @douggauzy6258 2 года назад +3

    Lord ! I can’t stop laughing . He’s a super hero . They should make a Halloween Masque of Ol’ Bobby Tilton .

  • @djames4022
    @djames4022 5 лет назад +7

    "Glory I KNOW how to fish!" ....Indeed.

  • @js-ek3mc
    @js-ek3mc Год назад +8

    I would do anything to meet the "midgets" that he made grow or the limbs that he made grow back..This guy is in my opinion tied with Peter Popoff as the biggest scam artists of all time-I would love to meet some of his customers, I mean followers to explain why they follow him-unbelievable !!!

    • @buildmeupbuttercup98
      @buildmeupbuttercup98 2 месяца назад +1

      lmfaoooo mandadabasata!!
      I don’t make this stuff up!!

  • @muchkasolo8915
    @muchkasolo8915 6 лет назад +13

    "Forget your church"

  • @Cordoba_studios
    @Cordoba_studios 10 месяцев назад +2

    This video should have a million views 😅😅😅😅

  • @troywright359
    @troywright359 2 года назад +4

    12:41 "you cant have whats not seen until you get your eyes over what is seen!" classic bob delivery

  • @jarvisyoung8350
    @jarvisyoung8350 2 года назад +4

    I bubble up too...usually followed by the relief of a much needed fart.

  • @nancyking
    @nancyking 6 лет назад +6

    At 1:42, 1:45, 1:46- "It bubbles up!" It would have been funny if someone had put a loud fart noise every time he said that! *LOL*

  • @goodlife1500
    @goodlife1500 5 лет назад +6

    He’s still up to it till this day.

  • @randyedward1
    @randyedward1 6 лет назад +13

    Too bad Bob wasn't hooked up to a lie detector that we could have monitored on the television screen! That would have told us lots!!!

    • @smittykins
      @smittykins 6 лет назад +5

      The thing would probably explode.

    • @ITILII
      @ITILII 2 года назад

      Lie detectors are NOT reliable, their evidence isn't even admissible in courts....that said, Bob would probably break the machine....Hoo Ba Ba Kanda, y'all 🙃

  • @papatrunk66
    @papatrunk66 9 лет назад +21

    Holy cow! What did I just watch??
    How is it possible that folks can take this goofball serious?

    • @garrettopper1421
      @garrettopper1421 9 лет назад +4

      same way its possible that people think there is an all powerful entity that created the universe by willing it and believe that a man could walk on water and cure disease based on a book. religion is for the people who are willing to believe things because others believe it not because the evidence proves it

    • @pbar1000
      @pbar1000 9 лет назад +4

      ***** Bob Tilton is an embarrassment to true believers in Jesus. But everything you mention here as false, has been proven to be true. That's why many people believe in Jesus the Almighty God, because the evidence has proven it to be fact. Just because you do not believe facts does not make them false.

    • @lolreplaysandguides9054
      @lolreplaysandguides9054 9 лет назад +2

      +ExWizardry Please cite your source for "proof"

    • @pbar1000
      @pbar1000 9 лет назад +1

      +LOL Replays and Guides
      Source: The Holy Bible. Proven to be true.

    • @lolreplaysandguides9054
      @lolreplaysandguides9054 9 лет назад +4

      I am aware of the Bible's existence; what I asked about was where the proof was that the Bible was true.

  • @jeanniecole614
    @jeanniecole614 6 лет назад +8

    I'm glad that Bob is pregnant with a miracle. It had better show up before he goes to court, or he might lose his Church.

  • @johnscott7195
    @johnscott7195 2 года назад +3

    What's so amazing is that people bought into his rants...actually. it was all free will offerings.in that context ole bob is innocent.

  • @msm1876
    @msm1876 5 лет назад +8

    To those viewing this:
    Watch it at 1.5 speed.
    You can thank me later!

  • @jamiethornton6101
    @jamiethornton6101 3 года назад +7

    I just weave in and out of the spirit! The spirit of BULL$HIT!!!!!!

  • @toddstewart9070
    @toddstewart9070 6 лет назад +11

    Damn, he just weaved in and out of the spirit

  • @davesuiter
    @davesuiter 6 лет назад +6

    Bob weaves in and out alright, he weaves to the bank in the fast lane. "Praise the Lard" (sic).

  • @krazyoldkatlady192
    @krazyoldkatlady192 5 лет назад +6

    He's screaming at the tv like grandpa simpson😆

  • @nooneknows9176
    @nooneknows9176 4 года назад +5

    The thing that gets me is, he actually believes his own lies.

  • @vaughnsolo8425
    @vaughnsolo8425 2 года назад +2

    I want to feel as smart as they did by putting ringing phones in the background. "See, dummy, people ARE calling"

  • @bisbeekid
    @bisbeekid 9 месяцев назад +1

    This guy is a natural comedian.

  • @nooneknows9176
    @nooneknows9176 4 года назад +3

    He weaves in and out of the spirit like driving in and out of traffic.

  • @tinman1955
    @tinman1955 2 года назад +3

    The check is in the mail.

  • @BETTERWORLDSGT
    @BETTERWORLDSGT 4 года назад +5

    Make that Vow to release your faith! Translation:. I want to get a Bigger Yacht!!!

  • @gregorymckinney666
    @gregorymckinney666 3 года назад +2

    Forget about your grandchild Christmas present send me the money for his present to me 🤣😜🤣🤣

  • @מטגורג
    @מטגורג Год назад +3

    “kaba sonda bo so ya” is a mixture of Filipino and Chinese and translates as “nervous probe doctor oh yeah”

  • @astridbirgitteovern7662
    @astridbirgitteovern7662 5 лет назад +5

    You’ve never seen a better snake-oil peddler than this....

  • @chrisneely8130
    @chrisneely8130 2 года назад +4

    If you have to tell people you aren't faking, you're probably faking

  • @nooneknows9176
    @nooneknows9176 4 года назад +5

    Want a miracle? Pay for it for a small vow of $1000.

  • @JoeMama-yd1ve
    @JoeMama-yd1ve 2 года назад +6

    I've noticed that bob often compares himself to jesus and the persecution he suffers to that of what jesus went through. So damn funny.

  • @ctoombs7825
    @ctoombs7825 4 года назад +3

    Hall of Shame Award goes to Robert Tilton!

  • @minsungsunsunyungi
    @minsungsunsunyungi 6 лет назад +7

    "there's something about you and that money"

  • @markcarter9684
    @markcarter9684 6 лет назад +5

    He probably had too much soda!

  • @paulmc3457
    @paulmc3457 3 года назад +5

    The Lord says go find that check book! Sorry, he just told me to tell you he forgot to mention to grab a pen too. 😒

  • @thedebatefinisher..5521
    @thedebatefinisher..5521 2 года назад +1

    One thing I heard him say that was actually true.. was being healed, but then losing that healing.. that happened to me.. I'm 42 years old, I was born with very bad asthma.. could not breathe.. I prayed to God for healing of this, and it must have been Gods will to heal me, because I was healed, I did not need a breathing machine or any inhaler.. I was completely healed.. God answered my prayer.. but.. when I turned 21 years old I fell from the grace of God.. started living wrong and willfully sinning.. God had healed my asthma for years, and I worked out and never got tired.. I would jog 6 and 8 miles three days out of the week.. I had the best health and physical body appearance.. I had became extremely healthy and very strong.. for years I worked out without problems and fought in MMA before mma got large.. mid 90s.. and then. At 21 as I had begin to live wrong.. my asthma returned.. but I kept working out and staying in shape.. but I kept getting worse.. I eventually had to stop working out so much.. and I couldn't get my breath back while resting for workouts. And now I'm 42.. still have the asthma.. even tho I don't do the things I used to as far as partying or such.. and I do love the lord.. I still have not been healed again from that.. those of us who know God and understand we need Jesus christ, and have seen and know the truth.. those of us who tasted the truth and know the truth, but turn from it.. God makes it way worse.. those who know truth and turn away, God will make it very hard on you.. that's a real warning because I love you all.. Robert Tilton is a liar and false prophet.. but I did want to tell yall, that one thing he said just happens to be true.. God can definitely heal you, but can also let that sickness return.. if you have been healed, then stay walking with the lord, and do not stray away.... God bless you all..

  • @FetchTheSled
    @FetchTheSled 9 лет назад +12

    he looks like my chiropractor

    • @ruthiemay4799
      @ruthiemay4799 4 года назад +4

      Then your chiropractor needs an exorcism.

  • @dianeferre1273
    @dianeferre1273 6 лет назад +12

    Screaming at me... That he wants my money? Hmmm...
    Manda BaBa Soya...

  • @norriszappa25
    @norriszappa25 6 лет назад +4

    I wonder how many lines went up his nose before he puked these ones from his mouth

  • @PSYCHOLOGYZOOM
    @PSYCHOLOGYZOOM 9 лет назад +3

    Gosh the phones are ringing off the hook at Bob's place. There is a video of him in western wear on youtube. Ha ha ha bob the tele-goofball !!

  • @sydIRISH
    @sydIRISH 5 лет назад +6

    *ROBERT TILTON: "I am God....hear me roar."*

  • @Love6653
    @Love6653 2 года назад +1

    I need 1000 bucks to have some faith to send to Tilted Robert. You all Anny up and get that 1000 dollars to Tilton because it is YOU

  • @funkyflights
    @funkyflights 6 лет назад +3

    Why are we hearing phones ringing in the background ? Is that the phone demons ?

  • @ThatHillbillyCletus
    @ThatHillbillyCletus 3 года назад +2

    IT BUBBLES UP!

  • @drac16
    @drac16 12 лет назад +2

    Lol! May those vows of faith continue to flow in abundance to your anointed ministry, brother SufferinSprings! :P

  • @lg781
    @lg781 4 года назад +3

    Do you notice that the phones are always ringing in the background!!! Guess the record player is stuck!!

    • @heidisierra1250
      @heidisierra1250 3 года назад +1

      he made 90 million in 1991🙄--thats more like 95 million in today's dollars--people were calling for real 😔--i'm in the wrong business lol but I have a conscious.

  • @Justin.Franks
    @Justin.Franks 9 лет назад +3

    Cain, what the fuck bro?
    -Abel

  • @Prayerwarriorpio
    @Prayerwarriorpio 11 месяцев назад +1

    “ I work by God and you work to God by your money “

  • @chadkline4268
    @chadkline4268 9 месяцев назад +1

    Kambabisoya!! 😂
    Send me $1000 and I'll work miracles too 😂

  • @DougMorris1045
    @DougMorris1045 8 лет назад +9

    @04:10 Considering how his scriptural knowledge is limited, it would be funny if he stopped at the first few verses of Song of Solomon Chapter 7.

  • @marekeos
    @marekeos 7 месяцев назад

    Will somebody PLEAAASE give the man an Oscar for the facial expressions alone?? GOLD!

  • @christopherchavez6849
    @christopherchavez6849 2 года назад +2

    Send us all $1000 Robert Tilton have faith!!!

  • @geraldfields4469
    @geraldfields4469 6 лет назад +4

    2:18. I also know some people who got robbed! these crooks have done so much damage to the real church.

  • @samuelalridge3718
    @samuelalridge3718 4 года назад +3

    This Damn Clown😂😂😂😂 hilarious

  • @daviddiaz529
    @daviddiaz529 4 года назад +3

    He really looks like the Joker

  • @artificialreality7636
    @artificialreality7636 10 лет назад +10

    God has air time...??? LMAO

  • @weemaggiejiggs8832
    @weemaggiejiggs8832 6 лет назад +8

    God needs money
    ..and he needs it now 😂😂😂

    • @GrouchyMarx
      @GrouchyMarx 5 лет назад +1

      As said so eloquently here..... ruclips.net/video/Pz68RzU_AR8/видео.html

  • @MultiLililililili
    @MultiLililililili 5 лет назад +5

    At 1:33 it looks like he is trying not to laugh amd break character... but then 10 sec's later it just escapes him haha. MUST HAVE BEEN THE HOoOoOoly GHOST

  • @nitto24
    @nitto24 9 лет назад +6

    Remember not to write checks... Does he take Pay Pal?

  • @duffeldoffer
    @duffeldoffer 11 месяцев назад +2

    Zanex cures contorted, deformed facial grimmises. 😮

  • @michaelstevenson8612
    @michaelstevenson8612 6 лет назад +2

    How many people in the back ground there answering the phone to take people's money from them? He must have been raking it in!

  • @anthonyrynes5669
    @anthonyrynes5669 5 лет назад +3

    A believer wouldn’t fake this stuff, unless they’re taking advantage of the money.

  • @davesuiter
    @davesuiter 5 лет назад +3

    "I was laying on muh stomach".

  • @Tina-7773
    @Tina-7773 3 года назад +5

    Used to be on drugs?

  • @bluerfoot
    @bluerfoot 4 года назад +4

    comedic genius.

  • @chuckrennert5783
    @chuckrennert5783 4 года назад +5

    Would you go into any kind of business deal with a person who behaves like this.

  • @bilbobaggins5815
    @bilbobaggins5815 6 лет назад +5

    It bubbles up.

  • @michellelynn6266
    @michellelynn6266 5 лет назад +4

    First time seeing him without farting

  • @sroevukasroevuka
    @sroevukasroevuka Год назад +3

    I bet bob agreed you should send him money so he can prosper.

  • @richardcharleston2934
    @richardcharleston2934 3 года назад +3

    The king 🤴🏼 of all con artists 🤣

  • @toobfunnybunny
    @toobfunnybunny 10 лет назад +4

    if you listen to this guy, you get what you deserve.

  • @michaelmelton3246
    @michaelmelton3246 6 лет назад +5

    He had better hope there is no hell. He is a fraud and if there is a God in Heaven he will have to answer for stealing and giving false hope to the poor and elderly.

  • @bluedovepdx
    @bluedovepdx 6 лет назад +3

    I like the farting versions better. Works perfectly with this guy.

  • @Alcopone46
    @Alcopone46 10 лет назад +3

    Damn he is the best! Lol

  • @christopherchavez6849
    @christopherchavez6849 2 года назад +2

    I want you to go to your checkbook Robert Tilton
    And send us all money!!

  • @Zilcheal
    @Zilcheal 12 лет назад +5

    Bob resembles Cesar Romero's Joker @ 9:35.

  • @bennygee3067
    @bennygee3067 5 лет назад +2

    Douse me with it again and see what happens Bob-O 😂

  • @JohnDoe-ym5ly
    @JohnDoe-ym5ly 3 года назад +3

    10:25 YOU SHOULDA MOVED A LONG TIME AGO, AND YOURE MISSIN IT, AND YOUR FAMILY IS SUFFERING BY IT...you need to make a vow of 1000 dollars

  • @chocolatedosage7302
    @chocolatedosage7302 22 дня назад

    I'd be hollering in church 😂😂