For like one straight month I kept seeing memes of Kiryu singing about a dishwasher, and I assumed it was some weird AI cover or existing song that just became associated with him because the community is crazy. I can't believe this is actually in the SEGA videogame, Like A Dragon: Infinite Wealth (2024).
@@stacyaaa9471Normally, I’m okay with the dub until I hear YongYea’s performance as Kiryu plus this. Dude try so hard to make his tone sound like Kuroda😭😭😭😭
A dude punched me in the face at the till, because someone else bought the last lemon muffin. I'd absolutely believe a fistfight would happen over a dishwasher
Unironically outside of karaoke I think he does do a good job after the voice grew on me a few chapters in, he also sounds really good when he raises his voice when he uses Beast. Still definitely prefer Kuroda and was dreading starting ng+ in english originally since the only thing I had heard was Judgement
@@plosonen Big problem with his performance is that you can tell sessions were rushed - pretty much every unimportant piece of dialogue feels off. Meanwhile big story moments are where he shines. This wouldn't be problem if he had a naturally deeper voice, but he sounds pretty good when he actually gets the voice so the compromise was probably worth it.
@@DanielFerreira-ez8qdI think the rushed sessions are more of a problem with the voice director. And if I'm being honest, the voice director is who I feel is the biggest offender of the problems we have with the VAs. They need to improve or get another voice director for the english dub.
Maybe it’s just because it’s a non sequitur? Or maybe they really just play up the joke that Kiryu thinks the dishwater is broke and that’s why the dishes are piling up and the writers just want to make Kiryu a funny dumbass too? Honestly this whole game really brought out the goofy side of Kiryu I guess Ichiban really got to him
my dishwasher is broke when my sink is clean the landlord knows wont help oh please come back to me the pain never stops The man lost everything, but still stoic. The dishwasher os broke, and broke the man
This is in the game? Kiryu are you okay? That wasn't even an important part of the song why are you so focused on that LOL at Iwami being the guy at the store.
LYRICS: Damn dishwasher's broke When my sink was clean The landlord knows but he won't help Oh please come back to me The pain never stops The plates keep piling up _You could be the only one_ I used to worry about life I used to worry about the world I used to worry about my followers I lost you, I lost myself I bought a new dishwasher But I dont think I got the right kind For my thing anyway, I I need to talk to the guy at store again
Damn, dishwasher's broke. (Thinking of you-) When my sink was clean The landlord knows but he won't help (-fe, so lonely, some thi-) Oh please, come back to me! (-eeeavveee) The pain that never stops (Alone, now that the-) The plates keep piling up (One, and if it-) You could be the only one! I used to worry about life I used to worry about the world I used to worry about my followers I lost you, I lost myself I bought a new dishwasher But I don't think I bought the right kind... For my thing, anyway. I- I need to go talk to the guy at the store again.
@@smartesttemmie I’ve only heard clips of IW from his Twitter and bad voice acting moments on yt but I’ve watched his videos on RUclips too. I’m only on yakuza 6 rn
What was the freaking Japanese version saying? 😂 not even hate but I’m just curious is it the same? Has their interjections always been full of shitposts?
I BOUGHT A NEW DISHWASHER BUT I DONT THINK I GOT THE RIGHT KIND 🗣️🔥🔥🔥
peak fiction
Damn, dishwasher’s broke…
When my sink was clean 🔥🔥🔥
The landlord knows but he won’t help🗣️🗣️🔥🔥
THE LANDLORD KNOWS BUT HE WON'T HELP 🗣🔥🔥🔥
For like one straight month I kept seeing memes of Kiryu singing about a dishwasher, and I assumed it was some weird AI cover or existing song that just became associated with him because the community is crazy. I can't believe this is actually in the SEGA videogame, Like A Dragon: Infinite Wealth (2024).
I know right😭for the longest time i thought this was ai(especially since yongyea sounds ai ish too)
same until i actually played the song 😭😭😭
@@stacyaaa9471Normally, I’m okay with the dub until I hear YongYea’s performance as Kiryu plus this. Dude try so hard to make his tone sound like Kuroda😭😭😭😭
@@lizdevilz7271 There's a Today is a Diamond parody cover about Kiryu being a virgin, and the singer is almost *SPOT ON* with Kiryu's JP voice.
Zhao is singing his heart out about a lost love and kyriu is lamenting a broken dishwasher
Tsuneo Iwami
Manager of the Dishwasher Store
Damn, Iwami Shipbuilding fell off big time
imagine a dude trying to start a fight with you at work because he claims you sold him the wrong kind of dishwasher
Have you never worked in retail?
Just your average Yakuza substory.
A dude punched me in the face at the till, because someone else bought the last lemon muffin. I'd absolutely believe a fistfight would happen over a dishwasher
And that guy was Kiryu
When my sink was Clean
The landlord knows but he won't help
Oh please, come back to me
The pain that never stops
The plates keep piling up
I used to worry about life
Truly a Dishwasher Moment
I take back everything i said about yong kiryu
Me too he’s alright now
Yeah, it make me forget that Yong is Kiryu
Unironically outside of karaoke I think he does do a good job after the voice grew on me a few chapters in, he also sounds really good when he raises his voice when he uses Beast.
Still definitely prefer Kuroda and was dreading starting ng+ in english originally since the only thing I had heard was Judgement
@@plosonen Big problem with his performance is that you can tell sessions were rushed - pretty much every unimportant piece of dialogue feels off. Meanwhile big story moments are where he shines. This wouldn't be problem if he had a naturally deeper voice, but he sounds pretty good when he actually gets the voice so the compromise was probably worth it.
@@DanielFerreira-ez8qdI think the rushed sessions are more of a problem with the voice director. And if I'm being honest, the voice director is who I feel is the biggest offender of the problems we have with the VAs. They need to improve or get another voice director for the english dub.
We need a GoFundMe for my new dishwasher
Aren't you sitting on billions of yen every game, Kiryu?
Kyodai, you were a multi Trillionaire in 88, you beat up people daily who then give you money, how do you not have enough for a new dishwasher?
Kyodai, werent you a multitrilionaire in 88?
@@JudgmentAkkyMajima fucked up the economy, then the economy went to shit, and so did kiryu's money.
finding out this is real and not just a meme yongyea posted to his twitter is not quite processing for me. what the fuck,
I spit out my fuckin drink at "GUY AT THE STORE"
Someone animate Kiryu and his dishwasher
this man is like 5 months from death btw
Why must you remind me?🥲
No he can't die,He still appears in Yakuza 9:The Man who bought a dishwasher
so hes dead now? 😞
Nah, don't worry, the dragon always keeps fighting.
@@molki_09999 Not yet, if cancer is beatable, then cancer to Kiryu's cells is just basically Aizawa and Shishido all over again.
What in the actual fuck is Yakuza about 🔥🔥🔥
Dishwashers. And also some organized crime shenanigans, but mainly dishwashers.
Honestly this could pass as substory pretty easily
It’s about seeing who’s the best dishwasher in Japan
Go play the game and see for yourself
See I thought it was just an english joke but no this is in every language I wonder the reason behind this in japanese meme culture
Maybe it’s just because it’s a non sequitur? Or maybe they really just play up the joke that Kiryu thinks the dishwater is broke and that’s why the dishes are piling up and the writers just want to make Kiryu a funny dumbass too? Honestly this whole game really brought out the goofy side of Kiryu I guess Ichiban really got to him
@@JellyJmanichiban schizophrenia is contagious
bro i'm finna cry at the man who tried to wash his dishes 😭
my dishwasher is broke
when my sink is clean
the landlord knows wont help
oh please come back to me
the pain never stops
The man lost everything, but still stoic.
The dishwasher os broke, and broke the man
"Guy at the Store" Iwami does look like a store manager
He sounds like his name is Gerald.
This is in the game? Kiryu are you okay? That wasn't even an important part of the song why are you so focused on that
LOL at Iwami being the guy at the store.
God I hope this is real
it is
You bet your ass it is
I can tell you from experience it is absolutely real and it's one of the best things in the game
one of the saddest kiryu moments in lad:iw
LYRICS:
Damn dishwasher's broke
When my sink was clean
The landlord knows but he won't help
Oh please come back to me
The pain never stops
The plates keep piling up
_You could be the only one_
I used to worry about life
I used to worry about the world
I used to worry about my followers
I lost you, I lost myself
I bought a new dishwasher
But I dont think I got the right kind
For my thing anyway, I
I need to talk to the guy at store again
What’s next? Getting stuck in the washing machine?
only in like a dragon: infinite cancer
Help me step-kyodai
Actual Old Man Kiryu
The man who broke his dishwasher
This is the most I've ever related to kiryu, and it's nice to know that you never really learn how to shop as an adult
I feel like they told Yong Yea to say whatever in this song and he decided to talk about dishwashers
The japanese VA for Ichiban mentioned dishwashers I believe
Thank you for snipping this out. Every time I hear Kiryu talking about his dishwasher, I snort.
you forgot to include "the plates keep piling up"
0:11 ?
0:11 ?
@@Jop9099 oh i am become error
omg found judgement 3 kiwami has karaoke??!!!
Yong Yea miss this line, then his dishwasher is broke😭😭
Did I get a Lobotomy or something? What did I hear?
Like a Lobotomy
@@aikotitilai3820That’s the old one, this is like a dragon: infinite lobotomy
Damn, dishwasher's broke.
(Thinking of you-)
When my sink was clean
The landlord knows but he won't help
(-fe, so lonely, some thi-)
Oh please, come back to me!
(-eeeavveee)
The pain that never stops
(Alone, now that the-)
The plates keep piling up
(One, and if it-)
You could be the only one!
I used to worry about life
I used to worry about the world
I used to worry about my followers
I lost you, I lost myself
I bought a new dishwasher
But I don't think I bought the right kind...
For my thing, anyway.
I- I need to go talk to the guy at the store again.
Ryu Ga Lobotomy: The Man Whose Dishwasher is Broken
Lobotomy 6: The Song about Dishwashers
There ain’t no fucking way this is real right
oh you can bet your ass this is actually real this is yakuza after all
It's in the game
why does he sound like jonny brovo why is this real what the hell happened I'm in tears no way what the fuck hahahahahahahaha
I cant tell if yong yea's terrible singing makes this better or worse
better, cause i was fucking howling lmao. I would have never known thats what his ass was saying during that whole song lmfao
His ass got autotuned to hell lol
@@lunerdytrenlal3 theres no autotune on this one here he sounds intentionally awkward
Little baby dishwasher guy at the store
Song got a lil too real (the dishwasher bit)
WHAT IS KIRYU YAPPING ABOUT🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥⁉️⁉️⁉️
HOLY BASED
yongyea just had a crisis mid-recording about his mid voice acting
I Cry T_T
That does not sound like yong yea and I’m surprised
How much of Yong have you actually heard? Have you played the game in english at all, or just seen clips? he does an alright job overall.
@@smartesttemmie I’ve only heard clips of IW from his Twitter and bad voice acting moments on yt but I’ve watched his videos on RUclips too. I’m only on yakuza 6 rn
what is he on about
Does yong actually sing that!?
Yes
What was the freaking Japanese version saying? 😂 not even hate but I’m just curious is it the same? Has their interjections always been full of shitposts?
Similar vein, its kiryu just talking about nonsense and that includes his dishes
@@Clementine_00 ok cool 😂 I was just wondering if the dub director pulled that shit out of their ass
Pretty sure Kazuhiro Nakaya mentioned the shouts being about broken dishwashers on twitter.
@@DerpySnake awesome 😂
lost a few braincells to the voice
I still cant get over Yong Yea's terrible voice acting lmao. I mean tbh 90% of yakuza English voice actors are bad, but its hilarious
yong nope
Realistically how the fuck can you listen to this and say a single good thing about dub
I've heard far worst dubs
Because this is hilarious and say what you want about the dub but ichiban's dub voice actor is legit amazing
OP did you get the wrong kind of dishwasher? It's okay to admit it
We found the Weeb
you clearly don't own a dishwasher