It's 2 months later and I had a bulging disc for years, carpal and cubital tunnel, and a bunch of other shit, and then I needed a knee replacement. I put off surgery for years, and just when I was getting ready to get that knee replacement, I broke my back, which needed to be repaired first. An important part of this little tale, is that my husband had a partial lung removed, then fractured a couple discs and had some titanium rods and screws placed, and before I could get my surgeries, the head of his femur was cut off and he can't walk anymore. So finally after almost a year a hip.replacement was going to be done and the prosthetic blew apart and one week later, a second, actually third, hip surgery was done to remove the damaged prosthetic. While he recuperating waiting for another hip replacement, I had my back surgery and woke up with two titanium rods and a bunch of screws. Now I'm waiting for my knee replacement. For almost three years, we can't get out of our apartment without an ambulance to take us up and down stairs. An important part is I'm American and my husband is Austrian, hallelujah, cause insurance covers just about everything here, which is why we're getting lots of help now. Okay so sorry about the over sharing lol, it was a lot longer than I thought, but it's about 1 am in Vienna and I've been home from hospital less than a week, and my back is killing me plus my knee is really bad now and my other assorted ailments from the added weight and stress, but at 1 am I'm laughing my ass off, making my staples dig in a little bit extra and now I'm going to watch another Dave vid. I hope you are doing well and if at all possible get the bulging discs cared for and the herniated disc before before something more terrible happens. Good luck and stay positive cause laughing a lot really helps lol!
I don’t know what would be more brilliant: Him planting in a person in the crowd, that’s supposed to scream R. Kelly, so he can make his jokes, or a random person in the crowd screaming R. Kelly and him just starting to talk about R. Kelly like that
Dave's comedy is way harder than the comedy shows we see now a days, it's easier to make the audience laugh if you directly interact with them, Dave just needs his punch lines
Haha Kevin's story is amazing! He was struggling with his rent and he would call his mom. She'd tell him to read his Bible but he'd kept insisting he did and was needing money to pay rent. But she was persistent. He kept pleading with her and she wouldn't let up. Finally he caved in and picked up his Bible and began to open it. All these checks fell on the floor. A check for every month, to pay his rent.
Meanwhile, he did the blind black white supremicist, using the N word every damned minute in that skit. No problem there. Love Chappelle for always telling the truth and making ourselves laugh at ourselves!! ❤️ Cause a lot of us are ridiculous
in the good old times of Sex and drugs and rock&roll,the "old"groupies were wining on the new groupies coming ,they called them "the babies"because they were 14 years old and they were all mollested by these rockstars.......Jimmy Page was even on the front line...andElvis with his 14year old Priscilla....
If you’re on stage allegedly offending a particular section of our community, that’s one thing but if you’re in the supposed privacy of your own hotel room / home, what you say whether in jest or otherwise should be private.
When you get older you put on weight,your voice tends to get a bit raspy,and you act differently because you(most people,not all)mature and become wiser. What do you expect? The Dave from "Half-baked" still running around?
Dave literally has people in the audience yell out names in. R kelly!!! And he goes on a rant that most think is impromptu. Well not even close. He paid the RKelly audience member (me) $200 and 2 free seats😊
Sticks & Stones was one of the funniest stand ups I’ve ever seen.
The critics gave him a much, much lower score on this special than they gave Hannah Gadsby and her special. The woke mafia is real.
whats ya #1 favorite?
this one was sooo funny
@tdagod2973 not sure, but probably something from Bill Burr 10 or 12 years ago. He was totally insane back then.
called his motherout negga walked off like nothing happen
Dave Chappelle really be telling the truth in amongst he’s jokes. He’s the GOAT FR 😭🔥💀
Chapelle is too funny. I'm laughing so hard at 3am rn 😭😂😂😂💀
Who cares
@@saggydognips u cared enough to comment u boob😂
@saggydognips Man you really need help.
@@saggydognips I think I understand why you're mad..Your mother was there laughing with him in bed at 3am! 😂
@@kassgotyoback you crazy 😆😆
“ bitch I did not say that !” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
“ iT’s ToO hOt fOr Tv “ 😂
Fake nickhurr
@@bolobalaman😂😂😂 that bit had me pissing myself 😂
App
Just everything about him-everything!!! What a gift to watch him
"I don't THINK I've done anything wrong, but we'll see" (the story of my life). 😆
The “alphabet” people😂😂😂😂😂 THE BEST COMEDIAN EVER!!!😂😂😂❤
It’s 1 AM I have herniated disc and two bulging discs. I’m 37 and I can’t stop laughing.😂
It's 2 months later and I had a bulging disc for years, carpal and cubital tunnel, and a bunch of other shit, and then I needed a knee replacement. I put off surgery for years, and just when I was getting ready to get that knee replacement, I broke my back, which needed to be repaired first. An important part of this little tale, is that my husband had a partial lung removed, then fractured a couple discs and had some titanium rods and screws placed, and before I could get my surgeries, the head of his femur was cut off and he can't walk anymore. So finally after almost a year a hip.replacement was going to be done and the prosthetic blew apart and one week later, a second, actually third, hip surgery was done to remove the damaged prosthetic. While he recuperating waiting for another hip replacement, I had my back surgery and woke up with two titanium rods and a bunch of screws. Now I'm waiting for my knee replacement. For almost three years, we can't get out of our apartment without an ambulance to take us up and down stairs. An important part is I'm American and my husband is Austrian, hallelujah, cause insurance covers just about everything here, which is why we're getting lots of help now. Okay so sorry about the over sharing lol, it was a lot longer than I thought, but it's about 1 am in Vienna and I've been home from hospital less than a week, and my back is killing me plus my knee is really bad now and my other assorted ailments from the added weight and stress, but at 1 am I'm laughing my ass off, making my staples dig in a little bit extra and now I'm going to watch another Dave vid. I hope you are doing well and if at all possible get the bulging discs cared for and the herniated disc before before something more terrible happens. Good luck and stay positive cause laughing a lot really helps lol!
Randomly laughing while going out for a run 😂
Dave is so hilarious. I love that he didn’t take the comedy channels $50 million. He said “I got off the bus and left my $50 million”
Never dissapoints, always have ppl laughing, 1 of my favorite comics.
Man we only have one Dave. His comic is the truest of the definition of “self expression”. I hope to come to his live show one day.
Me too
“Remember you clicked on my face” lol
Truly exactly! I'm brown 1804 Educated ppl knows what that means. Dave is exactly 💯.
Genius ... No Question! ... No Argument! ... Everything He Say's Is True!! ... Whits Yer Boggle??? 👏👏👏
Sticks & Stones is Chappelle’s masterpiece.
So grateful that I got to see him live...he's a force of nature!!
DJ Khaled of sex tapes - "Another one" 😂😂😂
Idk that khaled guy. And i don't get it. Can u explain it a bit for me?
@@theaccount-rw2xxhe like to say another one in his song
Huge fan. Hats of to Dave Chappelle
Man…. He murderin the mic 🎤
Damn son
I don’t know what would be more brilliant:
Him planting in a person in the crowd, that’s supposed to scream R. Kelly, so he can make his jokes, or a random person in the crowd screaming R. Kelly and him just starting to talk about R. Kelly like that
He actually sang an R Kelly song before the joke. The random dude just knew sth was being cooked and became excited.
This man is way too funny 😂
Him trying to 'defend' R. Kelly was the best joke of the special. But he is right, R. Kelly did that stuff.
the goat keep your sense of humor..
The alphabet people xD fking got me lmao
They took 20 percent of the alphabet 😂💀
The funny facts of life 😂
Dave's comedy is way harder than the comedy shows we see now a days, it's easier to make the audience laugh if you directly interact with them, Dave just needs his punch lines
a legend in the comedy scene amongst the best if not the best
Haha Kevin's story is amazing! He was struggling with his rent and he would call his mom. She'd tell him to read his Bible but he'd kept insisting he did and was needing money to pay rent. But she was persistent. He kept pleading with her and she wouldn't let up. Finally he caved in and picked up his Bible and began to open it. All these checks fell on the floor. A check for every month, to pay his rent.
Thanks for the excellent video! It was very engaging and informative.
The GOAT 🔥🔥
I just can't stop!
I’m so excited for his next special
Do you know when it’s coming?
this one's the worst lol
@@RiceKookaaL take
The 🐐
Dave. Norm. George. Louie. All i need.
Best comedian alive barnone👍
Master of his craft.
Genius
THE GOAT ladies and gents
the goat. ❤
If you're at home watching this shit on Netflix just remember YOU CLICKED ON MY FACE.
- Dave Chappelle
The GOAT
Im a T and i love you!
haha, thanks
This man is a legend 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂😂😂😂 salute og ✊✊🍿👍
THE GOAT!
Meanwhile, he did the blind black white supremicist, using the N word every damned minute in that skit. No problem there. Love Chappelle for always telling the truth and making ourselves laugh at ourselves!! ❤️ Cause a lot of us are ridiculous
❤
Great set 💕
I just can't stop ! 😅
Comedy Greatness
We basically fight, every day. Like not fight. Genuine fight. With fists
❤❤❤ you Dave
3:50🤣👍🏾
I have laughed so hard, my belly is sore. 😂😅
Will never watch this show until Netflix makes good their robbery of Dave’s career
Explain? Didn't he just have another special drop at the end of 2023?
And I will click on his face again! He is vulgar and over the top and that’s why he is so funny! GOAT!!!
Art
Remember you clicked on my Face
in the good old times of Sex and drugs and rock&roll,the "old"groupies were wining on the new groupies coming ,they called them "the babies"because they were 14 years old and they were all mollested by these rockstars.......Jimmy Page was even on the front line...andElvis with his 14year old Priscilla....
I freaking love this man 😂😂😂😂 🤣🤣🤣
Dave is just too hot for TV
5:20 😂
He definitely did that shit
Hilarious
I'm still coming out on top
If you want listen to God here, where you need him the most , why do you think he is going to bring you where things are better.
😂😂😂😂😂❤
If you believe in God almighty, you cannot say I'm right and God is wrong. And you know the laws of God.
AHA AH AHA I love this guy!! Someone send this dude to Russia to end the war!
🤣
All he said he didn't want his son to be gay and for that they took away the Oscars and made him wear a dress
GOT TO BE A BETTER WORD THAN GOAT SHIT
If you’re on stage allegedly offending a particular section of our community, that’s one thing but if you’re in the supposed privacy of your own hotel room / home, what you say whether in jest or otherwise should be private.
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Why does no one else see that this IS NOT the real DC??!!!
When you get older you put on weight,your voice tends to get a bit raspy,and you act differently because you(most people,not all)mature and become wiser. What do you expect? The Dave from "Half-baked" still running around?
Because we're from Md and so is Dave
Real or not still the best😅
60/40
" I don't think I did anything wrong, 😢
Hilarious. Life is too short, start making fun of yourself.
Corey holcomb says Dave is not funny😅
He’s probably just upset that Dave criticized Katt recently. I’ve heard him say nice things about Dave’s comedy years back.
DJ KALLED
The Alphabet People.🤣😆
Seriously, don't know why the gay community is too sensitive. If deep within they know what they are doing is right, why so much sensitivity?
They know it's wrong
😂
Im a trans and I don't find find the disrespect on this. This is blown out of proportion!
😂😂 how old was she 😅😅❓❓🤷♂️🤷♂️🤦♂️🤦♂️
Dave chape I just put up 20 bucks Maury says I your real daddy lol 😆
What?
Well that's unfortunate
JAJAJA.
5:31.
5:47.
8:40.
Gonzalez Kimberly Robinson Jessica Taylor Jessica
U just pay dary c o u police man
wouldnt exis then,....
Apparently you are not familiar with Irish parents
He's right about 36 year old 😺
What's her name ? Am sure read this in an article about airplanes too small or some shit am sure was same person.
Dave literally has people in the audience yell out names in. R kelly!!! And he goes on a rant that most think is impromptu. Well not even close. He paid the RKelly audience member (me) $200 and 2 free seats😊
Literally? LITERALLY?! Nope,i don't believe it literally happened!!!
@jacktorrance2633 many comics do the exact same thing. It's part of an act
So what!......He's funny makes people laugh!!
He
Hah
What about your wife?
And I would not care
What