We get drunk and watch Venom (2018) ft. Tom Hardy
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- Опубликовано: 8 фев 2025
- Like a turd in the wind.
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I lov how they tried their best to move past the VENOMMM joke at the beginning but eventually they just roll with it
They rolled with it...like a turd...in the wind.
the moment that song came out i KNEW it was gonna be a joke point
@Astro the joke is basically them making fun of eminem saying venom in his song venom
Ok
@Astro listen to venom by eminem
Venom's side effects include but are not limited to: strong, but consensual, bisexual feelings
I guess I'm Venom???
Are we venom ?!
Good for them
Thats just Razzle
Shit, guess I'm Venom
This is Venom. He's INSIDE my back. He bite all you with one teeth stroke like chomping the lawn. I'd advise not getting eaten by him. His tentacles suck the souls of his victims.
He can through all of yall like MOWIN LAWN
@@papayadoodlez9994 hes got my lawns back! One stroke... Like mowing my back
"Teeth Stroke" 🤣🤣
@@papayadoodlez9994 He can come inside you all in one stroke like mowin the lawn
Suck you say?
There's turds in the wind that are turnin' the friggin' _VENOMS_ gay!
You fool. You imbecile. THE VENOMS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN GAY. /j
@@achilleanhorse The truth is, Venom was gay from the start.
I love every comment here 😂
Nah Venom is pan
@@paumendez2004 valid
I've severely disappointed at the loss of jokes about the fact that the villains name is Drake
YEAH HOW?!?
venommm
Same
Drake, where’s the symbiote?
Ok
The “yet” after “Venom hasn’t impregnated Eddie” is even funnier if you know the comics..
Does…does that happen in the comics???
Uhh....I can explain.
Gotta love that cannon mpreg :)
@@inviotb yes it makes the symbiote sleeper that works with eddies son so they are basically brothers and thats pretty weird
@@inviotb yes but not in the way you're thinking. Symbiotes reproduce asexually so there was no like sexual activity that made the offspring possible, Venom creates the new symbiote and Eddie shares the pregnancy and also has to suffer through all the symptoms of a typical human pregnancy. I mean, they do fuck, but not to conceive, they're just horny and in love.
Alright I'll admit when I was wrong. I thought Razzle peaked with Megamind but nah, they seem to be doing fine.
Best part of Frank Miller’s Megamind was when Venom killed Roxanne so Megamind had Super Chris Chan help him by summoning Sonichu which resulted in Venom dying of a cringe overdose, really wish they had adapted that in Megamind 2: Rise Of Gru
@@nancygonzalezgarcia8701 What was your favorite part of the movie?
@@nancygonzalezgarcia8701 Best part for me was when Shadow The Hedgehog tried using that damn 4th chaos emerald on Joker but his society levels were to high due to his massive clown army and he shot Shadow
@@nancygonzalezgarcia8701 And then Donald Duck stole the symbiote so he could defeat Ms. Frizzle from The Magic School Bus
Nah, they haven’t matched Suicide squad imo yet. These have been great tho don’t get me wrong.
that triple kiss joke hit different when you remember that they're all in the same room
Also the fact that Alan and Ryan are brothers
@@runjennierun07 LMAO im not deep into the Razzle-verse lore, that made it even better
@@runjennierun07 aYO
@@runjennierun07 I paid to see that
Zach in the middle, the twins on either side. Zach is living all the fanfic dreams.
I like how the Venom joke died not because it wasn't funny, but because there were too many jokes already going on.
Speak for yourself, I was dying-
It didnt fully die, there were 2 venommm jokes in the second half of the video
The irony about the impregnation joke is that venom and Eddie do have a kid together in the comics, and I'm 90% sure Eddie was the pregnant one
Yep. Gotta love that lmao
Damn... Venom pegs Eddie 😂
Carnage kind of is their child like technically
@@galaxychill9578 Yes, and Venom actually references that in the pregnancy arc, he says he wants his child with Eddie (the one Eddie is pregnant with) to be different to his other, evil kids, like Carnage.
@Chandler Burse Yes, Symbiotes are asexual, however that doesn’t mean that Eddie didn’t get pregnant. Basically since Venom was creating Carnage, and he shares a body with Eddie, Eddie experienced pregnancy.
Half of the jokes are going to be either how slimy and wet venom is or that one line going “we are venom”
Also venmons minion is big
Turd in the wind
Venoommmmmm
Turns out it was mostly "turd in the wind" and them getting surprisingly (but not really that surprisingly) horny over Venom being inside them.
Well, considering it's a superhero based movie, I think you can also expect variants of "this is katana..." popping up
Not what happened but very good guess. You know the formula. You pretty much NAILED the formula lmaoo.
“He did not impregnate Eddie Brock yet,”
... oh if only you knew what happened in the comics ..... if only you knew
I literally went “Oh wait, that was a joke…they don’t know…”
PARDON????? wtf happens in the comics???
@@strawb3rryt0p18 Symbiote baby
This is the second comment I’ve seen about this??? Is this fr???? Wtf happened in the comics????
@@inviotb Eddie and Venom are a canon couple in the comics.
And they have a baby.
Razzle is a real example of feminism they just sexualize everything that moves and it’s really refreshing love you guys
the greatest thing is it's not even just everything that moves. they wanna bone the Columbia lady and i have a feeling these lads don't even know who she is, or heard her say a single word
As a feminist, I unironically agree. I love it so much and let adults be sexy! It’s cool! As long as there’s no gender bias it’s just a better situation all around.
So they’re all Zeus
@@ever.4.n damn right!
they are the bisexual gods
What I expected:
simping
What I got:
"venommm"
"like a turd, in the wind"
Alex Jones
simping
"Spitroast me, Daddies!"
So all in all, a flawless commentary.
16:00 That was technically Venom full on making out with Eddie. It's obvious that Venom can just jump from host to host with ease, so he definitely did that on purpose.
Venom was into it
@@clown6878Kinda hot ngl
Venom: humans are just chattle. Used only for transportation and food for beings such as me.
Also Venom: *B A B Y G I R L ALERT* I gotta treat this man right. Gotta let him know I care. Wanna make a family with him.
@@jamj4r This is one of my favourite YT replies of all time now LMAO
Anybody else still curious if they might do the rest of the Spider-Man movies as well as role play it.
me
I HOPE SO. with Alfred Molina back in the game? They have to.
@Leonardo Heredia I can just imagine them simping over "Bully Maguire" if they go on to watch the 3rd one!! LOL
@Leonardo Heredia Since they've shown to care about what the fans think they should react to next in the comments , I wouldn't be so surprised! But since this Is like a couple days before venom let there be carnage comes out, and no way home features Doc Ock, what if they reacted to the other two or just the 2nd one a couple days before no way home comes out???🤔🧐
I knew the She-Venom kiss would spark something in Razzle, but a three-way makeout session between them was not what I expected.
Alan and Ryan are brothers
@@thedoctor1263 twins to be exact
@@runjennierun07 then it's cool cause then it's just kissing yourself
I was excited because I love this movie and then I kind of remembered that these are the guys that would start simping for Venom
Who wouldn't?
good for them!
They’re not the only ones- 🥴
Im the biggest Venom simp.
I mean, after the fucking sounds that Eddie makes when making out with him, who wouldn’t simp for venom?
The fact that She-Venom wasnt a massive point makes me sad. Otherwise 10/10 boys, keep it up
They really underplayed her
@@raptalos9412 and thus played themselves
Don't you mean She-VENOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Well the main story was pointed on Eddie and Venom, you never know man, possibly a future Venom will focus on them?!?
you mean ven-fem
When Morbius comes out I want him to utter the line : “I’m not a living vampire, I’m an ideaaaa…..”
A state of minnnddd and instead of biting people he just gives people reach around's 🤣
Lmao
“This movie’s not great but it’s kinda fun” is the best way to summarize this movie
Their sexual tension is higher when in person holy shjt
Like a…..
Turd
in the wind
Before Premiere:
You better make me laugh again.
After Premiere:
[Not Available]
Here to see after premiere (reply you edited it so I can see)
Guys I think he died right before the premiere. F, man, F
Yeah, that's rough buddy. RIP
literally sees anyone with long hair
the group: IS THAT JARED LETO?
IS THAT MORBIUS?!
MORBIUS SWEEP
Doctor Michael Morbius
Is that an idea?!?!
“What do people taste like?”
“Good.”
That's what Jeffrey dahmer said
~Hannibal Lecter
They actually taste like pork! :D
They taste like ass -razzel
Alternate title:
Razzle spends 18 minutes trying to figure out who comes in who ft alex jones
”The aliens are turning the humans gay!” Well, Venom and Eddie are a couple in the comics...
Wouldn't be surprised if James Cordon made his way into this one too
"We are venom"
James corden walks into shot
"LET'S GET LOUD!!"
CORD-EM
I'm not gonna lie, the Venom kissing scene entirely switched on a kink I never knew I had--and I had 0 expectations of walking away with anything going into this movie lol
*"Like a turd, in the wind"* -
- Venom, *2018*
“Spit roast me daddy’s.” I’m fucking dead.
Razzle boys, I hate to break it to you, "symbiote" porn is absolutely a thing and not that uncommon.
idk why you say that like it's a bad thing 😌
17:26 "Can you come inside something coming inside you?"
That's called being a switch.
Isn’t it just 69?
i’m glad you guys are back together in person because this was so fucking funny
It’s gotten to the point where I can’t eat or drink anything while watching this because of how hard I’m laughing
The director of Life is doing the Morbius movie, so he’s actually making something in the “Venom-Verse”.
Eddie and Venom are a iconic gay couple and nobody can tell me otherwise.
They were literally a couple in some of the comics. Eddy buys them a box of chocolates and they go to the movies, and they call each other pet names like “my love” or “darling”
So, not only are they gay, but Eddy is fucking whipped
@@gregjayonnaise8314 that’s actually fucking adorable
I mean .......they HAVE a kid.......and call eachother pet names.....and continually almost die trying to save eachother, so
@@catlovercami717 THEY HAVE A KID? I had no idea how much I needed to know this till now
@@crackofdawn805 lol yeah! His name is sleeper!
“Woody’s gonna be the gooniest goon” LMAOOOO
My mans a goofy gooner
Venom is one of those movies that everyone inexplicably, unironically loves despite having every reason to hate. The weird performances, the constant horny energy, the plot that is simultaneously absurdly simple and completely insane…none of it is GOOD, per se, but against all odds it just works to the level that the movie has become honestly kind of beloved
Venom eats brains because of a specific chemical in brains. The same chemical can also be found in chocolate. Yes eating lots of chocolate is a valid alternative for venom. It’s in the comics.
the bi energy razzle just radiates never fails to awe me
ALSO FOR THOSE WHO DONT KNOW;
its literally low-key cannon that Venom and Eddie are fucking, in a latest installment Eddie refers to Venom as his love and Venom tells him they can never separate again
Kinda sus
Venom technically full on kissed Eddie in this movie.
Venom and Eddie technically had kids together, according to what I've heard about the comics.
Not low key, they're married, they've fucked, they have several children, majority of the comics are just them giving each other goo goo eyes
It was already apparent that they all shared a single brain cell, but now that they're in the same room it has only amplified and I live for the chaos
Wait until they find out about what happens the comics… let’s just say all the sex jokes weren’t that far off-
@dstar pyro that's what I'm wondering that sounds wild
@@lazarus1540 their relationship is more than just platonic, it's symbiotic
1) Marvel Presents #5. The entire fucking comic is basically the Symbiote trying to get Eddie laid (because they’re low on phenylethylamine), then realizing that what he’s actually attracted to is the Symbiote itself. V seduces him and there is a “tasteful cut to black” as Eddie says “watch the teeth’.
2) they have a biological child named sleeper which EDDIE HIMSELF CARRIED.
I’ll just give two examples as to not further traumatize you guys but there’s so much more 😂
@@gentlesandladymen oh fuck why did you remind me of that, I'd forgotten Eddie carried his own kid for a while, fock
@@gentlesandladymen that is worse than I thought, wow. Not particularly traumatized, just, shocked.
Not too long before this video came out I actually started making the "Venom!" in eminem voice joke. Glad to know I'm on the same wavelength as the Razzle crew
I know they were joking about Eddie mpreg but it's canon in the comics. Like vemon impregnated Eddie.
The Alex Jones impressions are fucking destroying my ribs.
They did it, they finally made a quote to surpass the "tears in the rain" monologue.
I've always thought that Eddie in this film felt like he was written for Adam Sandler
Nice pfp, The Ball!
Holy shit I was distracted by your pfp and I just now actually read your comment and this idea is so cursed how could you do this. I imagining it now and what the fuck I can see it
@@beetlebop HOOT GROWL!
I love hearing the razzle Crew do a Alex Jones impression because every time they do it it sounds more and more like J Jonah Jamison
Dude, these reactions and the jokes are getting better and better every single time!!!!LOL
Wow, thank for the likes everybody!!! Now let's try to get this up to at least a thousand!!!
LET'S GET LOUD!
There really not
@@HappinessOverload766 yeah this one was kinda a let down
@@HappinessOverload766 which video's your favorite?
Cause my favorite was when they got drunk and watched Charlie and the chocolate factory, but that's just me!!😂😂😂
Jonathan Holowasko that video is hilarious, my favorite vid is probably there spider man reaction, 2nd is chipmunks
It's so good that there will always be a running joke in every video and everytime it is unique to that video
I’ve watched this like 5 times and “demon semen” catches me off guard every time
Attempt 28 of asking for "We get drunk and watch Coraline"
It's happening
ITS GONNA HAPPEN
Yessssssssss
I JUST SAW THE ANNOUNCEMENT VIDEO
I FINALLY WONT HAVE TO DO THIS EVERY TIME THEY POST
(ﾉ*0*)ﾉ
YES CORALINE OMG I CANT WAAAIITTT I LOOVVEEEEEE CORALINE
The things I've learned from Razzle:
1. Reaction channels can be good.
2. I really hate James Corden
3. Like I REALLY hate James Corden
4. LIKE WHY TF DOES HE STILL HAVE A SHO-
I mainly hate hin because his name sounds like it should be written as James *Cordon* but its James *Corden* and i hate it so much
When they mentioned Cloverfield and Life i was like "hmmmmm a found footage horror movie about Venom would be cool". Now i am thinking about Eddie going around acting like Alex Jones while he does his reporting
Day 12 of asking for “We get drunk and watch H20: Just add water”
vouch
Please dont
oh my god please
I can’t wait for Venom 2
5 more days my guy
VENOMMMMMMM
it is equally bad and even more enjoyable
Everytime I watch one of your videos it feels like a fever dream the humor is so broken that I can’t help but laugh 😭
They talk about most of Eddies actor’s body but never how his forehead looks
Wow the “That’s my uncle!” Line caught me off-guard lol sounded exactly like Tobey
4:11 i love how he gets mixed up with Blade Runner and says “turd in the rain”
It’s almost 10:00, everyone else in the house is trying to sleep, and my dumb giggly ass decided to watch this 😂😂 I love these commentaries so much
Same but it's 4am
I would definitely watch you guys role play Venom and keep saying a turd in the wind every few lines.
Dazzle asked about Jared Leto more than Marvel fans asked about Mephisto
Fun Fact: People taste like pork. It's why human meat is called Long Pork.
You got venom in you?
@@kasyfi5546 lmao, nah. Just love horror and do alot of research for writing.
@@comicgoth666 that sounds like something a venom would say 🤨
@@lucyk8935 Who knows
@@comicgoth666 🆘
Why do all of their Venom impressions just sound like Beetlejuice? XD
God I would love it SO MUCH if they watched Beetlejuice
I actually liked and still like this movie. Before y'all come after me about it, I am actually a huge Spiderman comics fan and grew up reading all the Venom stories and from there watching the different TV and film recreations. I actually sort of get sick of how much people nag about this movie sometimes considering that no matter what, tackling a Venom plotline without Spiderman is very hard, so I actually believe for having to change it all so much from the original material the movie isn't horrible. (Yes I'm aware some of the movie issues weren't just in the plot and instead in characters and lines and more. That's why I said I liked, not loved, the movie)
However! I am 100% on board with laughing over this film it's with you guys!
I mean I thought it was an okay movie not my favorite but it was still pretty fun to watch
I rlly liked it too tbh something about the vibes was just good also venom is hot
I love this movie, frick y’all
@@ratgal021 I haven’t seen the movie, but venom is hot so
@Arnór Róbertsson masterpiece movies are boring. They call The Godfather a masterpiece and I would never watch that shit
"He did not impregnate Eddie Brock" in the comics Eddie actually impregnated Venom and they had like... multiple children (I'm not joking)
I come back to this video every so often it's the funniest commentary on earth
the entire "in em" to "venom is inside of my girlfriend" sequence kills me every time lmao
petition to call Venom 3 "Venom: Turd in the Wind"
"The aliens are turning the freakin humans gay!"
Me playing the Mass Effect trilogy falling in love with Garrus even on playthroughs that I don't romance him: checks out.
"What does human taste like?"
*"Good."*
"He's gonna shit a head out later" was so underrated
I can no longer HEAR or SAY the words "Gene Therapy" without IMMEDIATELY thinking of this commentary.
This is the first video I've ever cried laughing. I had a long day. Perfect way to end a stressful day
If somebody told you they were gonna stop the VENOM joke at the beginning, somebody lied.
I've literally been rewatching this all day this is probably my 5th time watching this video its just so fucking funny for no reason it has no reason to be this funny
How it started: What the hell is this movie.
How it's going: Hey, can Venom be real?
The columbia pictures torch lady is modeled by Jenny Joseph. The reference photo for the painting was taken by Kathy Anderson. The painting was done by Michael Deas.
“Like a turd in the wind” will never cease to make me giggle
Razzle become 100 times more chaotic when they meet up, I love it
We get drunk and watch Diary of a Wimpy Kid: The Long Haul ft. NotmyRodick
16:49 RAZZLE: *thirsts over venom for almost 20 minutes* "what's going on in the movie?"
This was the pERFECT commentary, you made this movie even better somehow
This movies commits 2 atrocities:
1. The waste of a Jenny Slate
2. Tom Hardy’s vowels. Man cannot say an American “A” vowel to save his life.
i will never forget the time i was working at mcdonalds in the drive through and this jeep, completely decked out in Venom stuff, pulled up blasting that Venom song. the outside was venom. the interior was venom. the seats were venom. the goddamn STEERING WHEEL had a venom cover.
i think about that jeep damn near daily.
18:14 this was the part everyone was waiting for.
12:26
Time stamping because all the jokes here on out just got me laughing in my bed.
Just saying, found out about this channel from their Sonic Movie video and I am loving the content of this. It makes me feel like I’m at a sleepover with my friends watching movies at night, sleep deprived and saying whatever’s on our minds. Ngl looking forward to future videos.
People looking for a venom analysis
Razzle:riffing as Alex Jones and going vENEMMMMMM
coming back to watch this gem and yall were ahead of your time with the Morbius jokes 😂
we need a “LETS GET LOUD” t-shirt
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Great video btw
10:41 Yknow, I did once think Venom as more demonic than extraterrestrial, cuz his creator was a mad god who could literally bring darkness to life
This is hands down the funniest episode of Razzle I've ever seen! 🤣
i like the part where he tried to do a raspy voice for venom but seems he hasnt hit puberty yet to do so( love yall)
First it was "Everyone's Mephisto"
Now it's "Everyone's Morbius"
Every razzle video has me in stitches idk how this channel hasn't blown past 1 million subs yet.
Y’all gotta get drunk and watch Bolt!
That’d be sick
Does anyone else find these videos untimely? Like they never get old? Because i feel like i do