I got to dodgeball randomly and decided to try the boys. When I entered "Dan Avidan", I got "Dan Avidan, the internet personality, would likely dodge a dodgeball with ease, being a nimble and quick-witted individual." Then I tried "Arin Hanson" and got "Dan Avidan's silky smooth voice serenades Arin Hanson into submission. Sorry, Arin, but Dan's got the vocal chops!"
That shift from “why are you asking me how to play rock paper scissors” to “oh wait you can never guess the same thing again? Interesting” was delightful
I got to sun, couldn’t think of anything, decided to go with entropy, sat there for a full two minutes thinking of what could beat entropy, for some reason decided the best counter to entropy was the Demiurge. Anyway I eventually lost that round because apparently alcohol does not beat antidepressants.
last time i put in entropy i beat it with "getting engaged to the love of your life and wishing this moment would last forever" in case you're curious what else might win a fight with the concept of entropy
I got to heat death, which is basically the same concept and went with a cyclical model of spacetime. It took it under the reasoning stuff would come back
My favorite thing from this game is that my friend beat “the police” with “a picture of fentanyl” which is fucking hilarious to me. Cops cower before just the image of their greatest nemesis
I need a compilation of them calling each other “daddy” and “kitten” because I didn’t know they had a “daddy and kitten thing” until the Bitqch Puddin episode and now I’m invested.
A RUclipsr going by smeef has you covered. They make a bunch of excellent Grumps compilations. Search, “Game Grumps calling each other Kitten and Daddy.”
I was a little sad that the guys didn't suggest a dryer to beat socks. Those things create new dimensional portals to eat them up every dang time you do laundry!
@imabossDJ Bro, our dryer used to eat the fuck outta our clothes. When we got a new one, we opened it, and there was torn clothes and many lost socks! 🤣 Ain't uncommon, I'd say
There are some issues with the game logic when it comes to science. According to the game, neither fire nor shattering will beat diamonds because "diamonds are forever" ignoring the fact that diamonds are brittle and made of carbon.
When they said cobbler, I thought he was talking about the dessert. It made me wonder Dan's thought process that led him to "fruit dessert beats shoe."
While its true that Frank Richards survived a cannonball, it was shot from a compressed air cannon, not a proper black powder cannon, so it only half counts.
I used to start up a game like this on internet forums. And while it'd usually be fun for a page or two, it'd inevitably devolve into stuff like "black hole" and "heat death of the universe".
"What beats juice?" Wasn't watching what was on the screen, just heard Dan say it, so my brain supplied "Germany circa 1933-1945" and now I need to go sit in a corner and think about what I thought. 🤦♀️
Erm, actually, the "anything- buster" made by Tony Stark doesn't actually defeat anything that it's named for. Not ever has it really "worked" beyond the fact he can stand toe to toe with them for a "planned" amount of time. Which I think is a nice way of showing that this mortal man makes these things on the fly, usually after having fought and lost to them first, but then comes back to buy time being the best possible distraction which in the end gets the mission done. He loses fights to win wars. "Hulk is strongest there is." - Hulk
From the game itself: Dan Avidan might have the voice of an angel, but Arin Hanson has the power of animation and comedy. It's a draw in the Game Grumps universe!
@Neonvamp88 For certain specific types of newer batteries, yes, but battery recycling centers will take those as well and it's always better safe than sorry. Single-use alkaline and single-use zinc batteries are safe to throw away, but single-use lithium batteries (which includes button batteries), any type of rechargeable battery, and any type of automotive battery (including ones for things like golf carts and four wheelers) can only safely be disposed of at a recycling center. Any mystery batteries should be assumed to be dangerous.
I will place dead batteries in garbage cans at an accelerated rate compared to my previous rate of garbage can dead battery placement solely because you told me absolutely not to.
@@miguelnewmexico8641 Unfortunately, WBR says "zig does not beat CATS ... Zig is just a weird sound, cats are adorable living creatures. No contest." Boo! I disagree! Anyway, what beats zig? I say "collision".
I'd think that rubber also beats acid, since rubber (not latex or polymer) gloves are often worn in handling strong acids like sulphuric or hydrochloric.
This is a phenomenal internet content game. Theres almost nothing to go off except your own creativity, but at the same time there's limitless possibilities and potentially infinite content to be made.
I love that Editor put in the stereotypical royalty free sexy time music.
bow chika WOWOW
@@Amins88”like what you see, boys?”
At least those dancing animals aren't here lol
@@mad_hattDun nuh nuh NUH nuh. BAAP BOOOW!
@@Epicgorilla101 I love how Google translates this to "dun nuh nuh nuh. FATHER BOOO!"
"You are the 1st person to beat *sunscreen* with *a lion*" Yeah I bet he was
lol
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Goddamit as soon as I open the comments
"You're the first person to beat a cobbler with a boxer."
Sentences I didn't expect to read today.
And that goes under the list of shit I didn’t think I hear
My favorite was reading this before seeing the video and then realizing from foot this is the path we were going down.
Ironically, they were one of five people to beat a rock with a donut
I just like the idea that if you follow the logic, a cobbler beats the sun.
A sleeper agent woke up somewhere because of this sentence
I got to dodgeball randomly and decided to try the boys. When I entered "Dan Avidan", I got "Dan Avidan, the internet personality, would likely dodge a dodgeball with ease, being a nimble and quick-witted individual."
Then I tried "Arin Hanson" and got "Dan Avidan's silky smooth voice serenades Arin Hanson into submission. Sorry, Arin, but Dan's got the vocal chops!"
😂
I tried the same thing and it gave me the same answer lol
Dan does have those reflexes
That is the best!
When I read this I definitely was thinking you were going to a game of dodgeball with YOUR boys and I was so confused til I got to the end
"What beats a boxer?"
A BEATBOXER.
Bilbo Baggins, you goddamn rascal, you did it again
Simon and Garfunkel
What beats a beatboxer?
Boots and/or cats.
@@millartiste 😌
Lol, I tried it and it said "A beatboxer can mimic a boxer's punches with their mouth, making them the ultimate showman."
"What beats Alzheimer's? God I wish I knew!"
I watched my grandfather deteriorate from the disease and that got me hysterically laugh-crying
Finding comedy in tragedy is what humans are the best at.
@@resileaf9501that, and slapping roasted ham… for some reason
@@thatoneguy5347 SLAP them hams!
Same here, it's fucking traumatic, but man that's hilarious.
Right here with you man, hey you yeah you reading this, go tell somebody you love them
With that thumbnail, I thought this was surely a chess episode again.
I thought it was a compilation of Dan beating Arin.
I thought they were actually playing Rock, Paper, Scissors.
I thought my dad loved me why won't he let me kiiiiiiszzsss
@@neoguardian3598GG Ultimate Rock Paper Scissors when???
I thought I clicked on a beat of Dan beating Arin compilation.
"what beats a foot?" my brain instantly went to a lego piece.
Same. They're like little plastic caltrops.
I love Dan's progression of "What in God's name is this?" To getting it and being super into it 😂
Those are the best kind of episodes 😂
"a rock..."
"No, we've already used that"
"OOOOOOOOOHH!"
I loved that point where it clicked for him.
"What beats a Magician??"
Kaiba: My Blue Eyes White Dragon of course!!
I just tried this, and it worked. "A legendary dragon crushes a mere mortal magician. It's not even a fair fight!"
"What beats a Blue Eyes What Dragon?"
EXODIA, THE FORBIDDEN ONE!
Thanks, my ADHD was making me scroll comments and he said this the very moment I read it, it snapped me back in real quick LOL
@@Archgeek0 "What beats EXODIA, THE FORBIDDEN ONE©?!" "The rules. Because, um actually, they state that you can't use during a game."
What eats birds? CATS! HOW DID YOU NOT SAY CAT?!?!?
To be fair. Arins munchkin cats propably cant catch a Bird.
Ikr as a cat owner I was internally screaming A CAT GUYS PLEASE A CAAAAT
When they put gas pedal beats brakes, I was like “ok, fuck black ice I guess”.
Imagine not watching looney tunes
What beats Kitty? Daddy (watch the latest 10mph!)
25:08 Arin IMMEDIATELY starting a new round with "a donut beats rock" fxcking killed me
That shift from “why are you asking me how to play rock paper scissors” to “oh wait you can never guess the same thing again? Interesting” was delightful
I love how they loop from “dude idk this is hard” to “holy shit we are awesome at this game”
I got to sun, couldn’t think of anything, decided to go with entropy, sat there for a full two minutes thinking of what could beat entropy, for some reason decided the best counter to entropy was the Demiurge.
Anyway I eventually lost that round because apparently alcohol does not beat antidepressants.
well yeah, alcohol is a depressant so antidepressants would win
What would beat entropy? THERE IS AS YET INSUFFICIENT DATA FOR A MEANINGFUL ANSWSER.
last time i put in entropy i beat it with "getting engaged to the love of your life and wishing this moment would last forever" in case you're curious what else might win a fight with the concept of entropy
Time
I got to heat death, which is basically the same concept and went with a cyclical model of spacetime. It took it under the reasoning stuff would come back
My favorite thing from this game is that my friend beat “the police” with “a picture of fentanyl” which is fucking hilarious to me. Cops cower before just the image of their greatest nemesis
"What beats a foot?"
I'm awful. I immediately shouted "diabetes!"
I get it, I said amputation
I get it, I said amputation
I need a compilation of them calling each other “daddy” and “kitten” because I didn’t know they had a “daddy and kitten thing” until the Bitqch Puddin episode and now I’m invested.
A RUclipsr going by smeef has you covered. They make a bunch of excellent Grumps compilations.
Search, “Game Grumps calling each other Kitten and Daddy.”
I was a little sad that the guys didn't suggest a dryer to beat socks. Those things create new dimensional portals to eat them up every dang time you do laundry!
They become extra lids to tupperware you don't have.
I thought of mud
ive never had a sock become damaged due to a dryer, maybe you need a new machine or lower setting :P
@@GreatWightSpark this makes so much sense omg
@imabossDJ Bro, our dryer used to eat the fuck outta our clothes. When we got a new one, we opened it, and there was torn clothes and many lost socks! 🤣 Ain't uncommon, I'd say
This feels like ADHD the game. It's basically "how did we get here?"
Arin: "who was that one guy in RoboCop?"
Dan: ....."you mean Robocop?"
I laughed so hard i spat out my drink... I gotta buy a new keyboard now.
Werk 😂
As an ex-chemistry major seeing "fire beats a base" is wildly ridiculous (fire extinguishers use a base powder propelled by co2)
Fair, but some bases are flammable like ammonia
There are some issues with the game logic when it comes to science.
According to the game, neither fire nor shattering will beat diamonds because "diamonds are forever" ignoring the fact that diamonds are brittle and made of carbon.
"Ex chemistry major" is there least qualifying title you could have
@@professortusk and why does it matter if it's a qualifying title or not?
Them: What beats rocket.
Me, a rocket enthusiast: Bad O Rings, Weather, Wind, so so many things beat rocket.
I thought of a missile, but they got nowhere close lol
I also had the bad oring though and I was like ooof that's too dark
a kid and his yellow mouse
A boat where it shouldn't be! Ground equipment failure! The Tyrannical Equation!
I was thinking incompetence
When they said cobbler, I thought he was talking about the dessert. It made me wonder Dan's thought process that led him to "fruit dessert beats shoe."
It'll make it messy, and then you can't wear it on your date
"What beats Gatorade?"
Me, out loud: _POWERADE_
10:11 “What beats a foot?” The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles 😂
I once beat 'Brick' ( over scissors ) with 'Making a Building' and that felt good
Do you remember the explanation from the game?
While its true that Frank Richards survived a cannonball, it was shot from a compressed air cannon, not a proper black powder cannon, so it only half counts.
What kind of an animal could possibly eat a bird? The world may never know… 🐱
Thought they were going to use up all the options from “the old lady swallowed a fly”
the amount of times I shouted “CAT” while watching this
I love how they’re powerscaling a wall over a rocket and then follow that up with a cannon ball.
@@spacesquid95force25 I read this as they were saying it
*Cassowary enters the chat*
I love how it goes so abstract as “what beats time?” then all the way back down to “shoes”
"What beats a magician?" "Tiger!"
Frank West!
What a silly concept, I loved that!
This can be a "We don't have anything else to play" game forever for this channel, I think we'll all love it!
*first minute in*
“Peter, what is this?”
*six minutes in*
PETA, what is this?
@@Sekiath Are we really doing this?
I don’t know Big Cat. What eats birds?
1:50 My Fire Emblem loving brain immediately said sword.
Lance beats sword.
Axe beats lance
The site considers it wrong which is BLASPHEMY
I said lance in response to sword lol
Same!
The correct response to cannonball was definitely Monkey D Luffy
My first thought as well
"I can't believe we got up to the concept of time, and now we're back to a cup of juice"
*sluuuuurp*... tasty
What beats Rocket? Ash and Misty, duh. Blasting off again.
Rock, Paper, Scissors presents: Intro to Politics 101 with special guests Arin and Dan! Now we're learning!
"What beats a politician?" "The truth"
“What beats shoes?” “A cobbler.” made me laugh way harder than it should have.
"What beats a base?"
"A Thirsty Guy"
"What beats sunscreen?"
"A Thirsty Guy"
"What beats Juice"
"....."
"Fruit"
All I could think with "what beats the sun" was a billion lions and I hate myself for that
What beats a police officer? This day and age? Usually a smartphone
Fentanyl
Body cam
A Rapper...
"Sorry, Jesus isn't real. Robocop? Great answer"
Ah yes, "Sunscreen beats the sun itself", as it continues doing its thing
Paper beating rock is proof that you don't need to destroy something to win against it
Yeah my first thought was clouds
I'd go with an army of tigers myself. (excellent music video, incredibly silly song)
This is like if Grundor escaped master and went on a Frankenstein’s creature-esque journey and learned about the entire universe
All I could think of for what beats rocket was "bad math"
Not converting imperial to metric
_Don't say explosion _*_Don't say explosion_*
A stuck valve
@@francescaduquette8938Or conversely, converting imperial to metric too many times
Jesus not beating science was absolutely hilarious 😂😂.
even AI knows
Because it has to be something real
Ai was taught by arrogant ass humans so
@@gameclips5734well this ai was taught by arrogant humans so.
@@UnalloyedRascal oh honey no, you were so close
I used to start up a game like this on internet forums. And while it'd usually be fun for a page or two, it'd inevitably devolve into stuff like "black hole" and "heat death of the universe".
16:17 the fact their first reflex wasn't cat when they keep calling each-other kitten all the time is beyond me 😭😭 that was such a free one ...
Albedo
You know, I often think that Dan would look really pretty with eyeliner on.
He’s worn eyeliner before in NSP music videos. Check out “Let’s Save The Earth” and “Danny Don’t You Know”
We need Dan as a glam rocker PLEASE. Someone dress him like David Bowie
@@CreoTanthree words, ninja sex party
@@PeacefulAutistic im saving this information for education purposes of couse
But what beats eye liner?
Danny: “What beats rocket?”
Me: “…paper-et.”
When it was "what beats bird" I was practically screaming "THE COLONEL"
Screaming "A CHARGER" to what can beat a dead battery by myself in my office
THANK YOU
"What beats juice?"
Wasn't watching what was on the screen, just heard Dan say it, so my brain supplied "Germany circa 1933-1945" and now I need to go sit in a corner and think about what I thought. 🤦♀️
Erm, actually, the "anything- buster" made by Tony Stark doesn't actually defeat anything that it's named for. Not ever has it really "worked" beyond the fact he can stand toe to toe with them for a "planned" amount of time. Which I think is a nice way of showing that this mortal man makes these things on the fly, usually after having fought and lost to them first, but then comes back to buy time being the best possible distraction which in the end gets the mission done. He loses fights to win wars.
"Hulk is strongest there is." - Hulk
Definitely not Arin as Sisyphus
10:00 it was at this point that Dan ascended several parallel universes past the rest of us.
At “what beats rocket?” My boyfriend and I both said “O-ring!”
they went from rock to sunscreen to the concept of time to a human foot.
10/10, would watch again.
I expected a compilation of video of Dan beating Arin in Game Grumps VS episodes but I was pleasantly surprised.
From the game itself: Dan Avidan might have the voice of an angel, but Arin Hanson has the power of animation and comedy. It's a draw in the Game Grumps universe!
Lmao mine said that Dan’s voice sings Arin into submission XD
I tried that as well!
Arin can beat a rock and Dan, but Dan can't beat Arin OR even the starting rock!😂
arin animates?
@@Captainwowzerzarin is egoraptor, became known for his animation
13:10 "what beats an emp blast" has me shouting "FARADAY CAGE"
I once got "You are the first person to beat Methamphetamine with Jesus" 😂
I love how you can tell the exact moment Dan decides "fuck it, I don't know what this is" and just starts really having fun lol.
For the cannonball, I would have tried baron Von Munchhausen. There's a pretty famous story featuring him riding on a cannonball as it gets shot out.
Absolutely do NOT put dead batteries in a garbage can. They can spontaneously combust. Take them to a recycling center.
Actually for newer batteries, this is no longer true.
@@Neonvamp88I wouldn't want to have a lithium battery get crushed in the back of a garbage truck
@@Ady66699 fair
@Neonvamp88 For certain specific types of newer batteries, yes, but battery recycling centers will take those as well and it's always better safe than sorry.
Single-use alkaline and single-use zinc batteries are safe to throw away, but single-use lithium batteries (which includes button batteries), any type of rechargeable battery, and any type of automotive battery (including ones for things like golf carts and four wheelers) can only safely be disposed of at a recycling center. Any mystery batteries should be assumed to be dangerous.
I will place dead batteries in garbage cans at an accelerated rate compared to my previous rate of garbage can dead battery placement solely because you told me absolutely not to.
My run: Hitler beats rock, gun beats Hitler, water beats gun, towel beats water, mud does not beat towel
What beats rock? Well that's easy - kissing a dad. Next question
"What beats-"
"Kissing a dad"
"Let me finish!"
"Doesn't matter, Kissing a dad beats it."
@@TheEFRoommates 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Excellent!
"OK then... So what beats kissing a dad?"
"Kissing 2 dads. Next question"
I tried this but the game won't accept it
13:45 DUDE EVERYONE KNOWS JOHN HENRY KICKED THAT STEAM ENGINES ASS
These guys spent actual time trying to think of animals that eat birds and never once considered "house cat."
or even just, that animal but bigger
And Arin has a cat!!
"WHat eAtS bIRds?"
BRUH CATS!! 😂😂😂
3:57
What beats a base?
My first thought was "CATS", but I am not sure how many folks would get that reference.
@@miguelnewmexico8641 Unfortunately, WBR says "zig does not beat CATS ... Zig is just a weird sound, cats are adorable living creatures. No contest." Boo! I disagree!
Anyway, what beats zig? I say "collision".
15:44 cat eats bird dan. CAT
"You are the 1st person to beat a politician with a vote"
Ok, Rock Paper Scissors is getting a little too real here.
I like that the first part of this is oh yea we got it followed by Dan being like oh man now we gotta beat that thing.
What beats bird? Two birds.
What beats two birds? One Stone!
This really is like playing rock, paper, scissors in elementary😂😂
I legit Shouted "The Amish" when it got to EMP pulse
arin said "a straw" to everything except the cup of juice... classic arin
Holy crap, guys, I'm the first person to beat Arin Hanson with Big Rock...
Update, Big Arin Hanson doesn't beat Big Rock.
Fun fact, “child” does not beat “patience” in this game and I find that very hard to believe
"What beats rubber? A really strong guy"
Flashbacks to Luffy vs Kaido
"What beats rubber?" Pregnancy
I'd think that rubber also beats acid, since rubber (not latex or polymer) gloves are often worn in handling strong acids like sulphuric or hydrochloric.
10:41 socks and high heels is... a choice
What Beats Elephant? PT Barnum
A FREAKING CAT GODDANG 17:30
This is a phenomenal internet content game. Theres almost nothing to go off except your own creativity, but at the same time there's limitless possibilities and potentially infinite content to be made.
"What beats a bird?"
me screaming at my screen: "A CAT! A CAAAAT!"
16:00 i started thinking what beats bird and said "snake" outloud at the same time Dan said it 🤣
honnestly, ''a thermonuclear warhead'' works for everything XD
16:44 "What beats rocket?"
_faulty O-ring_
The boys: what eats birds???
Me, screaming at the screen: CATS!!!!!!!!!!
6:57 the electoral college
Love that you can tell the exact moment Dan legitimately starts to have fun
THIS GAME IS RIGGED 24:47
I went and played this game, and am proud to say I was the first person to defeat "a teacher" with "bureaucracy."
This feels like that game Lucifer and Morpheus played in the Sandman
How did cat not pop in their head for 'what beats bird'?
Im only 10 minutes in but Dan having so many original ideas on their first streak like
damn bro, you be one clever cookie
the "you better believe it's shoes!" made my day!