"Why don't you understand? You can be what you be but you still am what you am A pig can wear lipstick but a cow won't make ham." That's one of the hardest verses in decades.
A friend of my uncle ran into Whoopass before the incident in '84. They'd both pounded a few too many brewskies and ended up throwing hands over a comment my uncle's friend made about natives not handling liquor well. Had his elbow shattered on the bar top for it, but said it was worth meeting Whoopass before he got famous.
I really am concerned I'm absolutely fucking loving this AI shit. I think I need to figure out how to make my own. Yep, that's what I'm gonna do. Credit to to whoop ass Williams
Good stuff. I applaud you for going nearly six minutes. Lord knows the algorithm doesn't like long songs. I was starting to think I was all alone in defying the algorithm 😉 - Popsie 😎 ✌
❤️Thanks Popsie I really appreciate ya man! You're absolutely right, it already got buried once 😂 but thanks to some great people sharing it looks like it's back on its feet again.. hopefully spreading some chuckles.
@@ATOMICWAXVAULT good deal. I'll make sure my regular listeners know about it too, if they don't already. Don't give up on long-form songs! Not enough people do them. The algorithm likes the 2 minute shorties because it keeps viewer retention high. My average song is roughly six minutes long... clearly I'm too stubborn for my own good! Anyway, keep doing the Lord's work 😎 ✌
@@PopsieFunk ha! I love that you make the longer songs. Which is true to the genre, funky stuff is traditionally not short. It's paradoxical how much work goes in to making longer material then to have the algorithm fight you on it but it needs to be done!! Thank you brother for the shares and insights, it's been great talking to you. Keep up the great work!! 🥪
@@ATOMICWAXVAULT you ain't lying. Doing long jams is twice the work for half the result. But if I was worried about striving for analytics and monetization, I would not only cut my stuff to under 3 minutes, but I'd stop doing so much filthy sexual humor 😏 What can I say? I am who I am and I do what I do. Good talking, playa! Keep doing what you do 😎 ✌
Gustav Le Bon The masses have never thirsted after truth. They turn aside from evidence that is not to their taste, preferring to deify error, if error seduce them. Whoever can supply them with illusions is easily their master; whoever attempts to destroy their illusions is always their victim. An individual in a crowd is a grain of sand amid other grains of sand, which the wind stirs up at will.
Gustav sounds like he's summarizing Plato's lesson of The Cave. But this quote makes it sound innate, while Plato depicts it as learned behavior (even if by force). ... Anyway, you think Whoop-Ass and Ash co-exist in the same reality, or alternating dimensions?
Much as I love Army of Darkness, it still pisses me off that they never gave credit to Whoop-Ass for inspiring the whole thing. He never fully recovered from his failed lawsuit. Army of Darkness? More like Army of High-Paid Shysters.
Dude I honestly feel like whoop-ass Williams has every potential to be like a modern internet age folk hero I'm not even f****** kidding haha. Please dear God tell me you plan on continuing
I need Whoop-Ass Williams. I will share a story that Williams would kick ass over. I work for DND in Canada and some left a bottle of Doomsday Lemonade on my workbench. I has a picture of Kim Jung Un and he is happy with a nuke going off. People found it funny, as did I so I left it on the bench, for over three years. Well last week a navy tour came though with South Korean Sailors, they noticed it and found it funny, took some pictures. This however worried the tour guide and it was alleged they the bottle may have offended someone and caused an international incident. So now I am under investigation of the allegation and countless meeting and hours will be spent investigating a pop bottle that you can buy at a store that was left on my bench. I worry about real things like war, inflation, crime, cancer..not a bloody bottle. Anyhow this is definitely one reason the world needs Whoop-Ass Williams. I am so sick of woke people.
Whoop-Ass Williams Artwork T-shirts Posters stickers and sweatshirts up in the shop🔥atomicwax-shop.fourthwall.com/
thank you for bringing turok back
@xaagripha7326 ❤️❤️❤️!!!
This is the most righteous thing I’ve ever watched on my 3x5 brainwashing machine
❤️!!
"Why don't you understand?
You can be what you be but you still am what you am
A pig can wear lipstick but a cow won't make ham."
That's one of the hardest verses in decades.
I love how so many of these songs are just genuinely great
Thanks!! I really appreciate that!
@@ATOMICWAXVAULT Of course bro. This one is hilarious AND really catchy.
A pig can wear lipstick but a cow won't make ham 🤣
Heavy metaphor
Huh man!💪🏾✊🏾
bars fr
As a Cree man in Canada I relate to this song so much
First Nations
@@jacobt8229 😂
I love the Billy Jack and Evil Dead elements worked into the song. Genius!
Thanks brother! I'm a big fan of all that ❤️!!
My dad used to play this on Saturday mornings after he got home from a late night of gambling at the casino.
The hero we need, but also the hero too awesome to be deserved.
"Good? Bad? I'm the guy with facts and logic!"
Whoop A$$ Williams changed my life!
Coming summer 1966: Pimp Eastwood is “The Pimp with No Name”
I remember Dad closing out church services on the Rez with this scalding hot banger!
trick williams needs this as his entrance song lok
In times of despair this makes me laugh and hope.
This was the most beautiful thing.
Whoop-Ass Williams!!!!!!!!! This is such an anthem.
Mr. OMEGA MALE whoop ass WILLIAMS !!!!
Funky and Nasty as always...🔥🔥🔥
This needs to be a franchise.
Hope he copyrighted it...
Groovy. 👍
Me and my Ranger's new theme song!!!
A friend of my uncle ran into Whoopass before the incident in '84. They'd both pounded a few too many brewskies and ended up throwing hands over a comment my uncle's friend made about natives not handling liquor well. Had his elbow shattered on the bar top for it, but said it was worth meeting Whoopass before he got famous.
😂lies
Hail the King baby! Atomic Wax on some next level shit again
I really am concerned I'm absolutely fucking loving this AI shit. I think I need to figure out how to make my own. Yep, that's what I'm gonna do. Credit to to whoop ass Williams
this truly slaps.
❤️!
Atomic wax our superhero.
Glorious!
My grandfather wreck his Chevrolet truck after him and the spirit coyote drunk a tub of whiskey.
😂Love the shout-out to Army of Darkness!
❤️❤️❤️!!
Good stuff. I applaud you for going nearly six minutes. Lord knows the algorithm doesn't like long songs.
I was starting to think I was all alone in defying the algorithm 😉
- Popsie 😎 ✌
❤️Thanks Popsie I really appreciate ya man! You're absolutely right, it already got buried once 😂 but thanks to some great people sharing it looks like it's back on its feet again.. hopefully spreading some chuckles.
@@ATOMICWAXVAULT good deal. I'll make sure my regular listeners know about it too, if they don't already. Don't give up on long-form songs! Not enough people do them.
The algorithm likes the 2 minute shorties because it keeps viewer retention high. My average song is roughly six minutes long... clearly I'm too stubborn for my own good!
Anyway, keep doing the Lord's work 😎 ✌
@@PopsieFunk ha! I love that you make the longer songs. Which is true to the genre, funky stuff is traditionally not short. It's paradoxical how much work goes in to making longer material then to have the algorithm fight you on it but it needs to be done!!
Thank you brother for the shares and insights, it's been great talking to you. Keep up the great work!!
🥪
@@ATOMICWAXVAULT you ain't lying. Doing long jams is twice the work for half the result.
But if I was worried about striving for analytics and monetization, I would not only cut my stuff to under 3 minutes, but I'd stop doing so much filthy sexual humor 😏
What can I say? I am who I am and I do what I do. Good talking, playa! Keep doing what you do 😎 ✌
@1:25 "..as they carried around little 3×5 brain washing machines." That was COLD baby!!! 🥶
My grandma just to play this all the time to seem young😊
Oh Yeah…Nice grooves
Why isn 't this on Spotify?
Gustav Le Bon
The masses have never thirsted after truth. They turn aside from evidence that is not to their taste, preferring to deify error, if error seduce them. Whoever can supply them with illusions is easily their master; whoever attempts to destroy their illusions is always their victim. An individual in a crowd is a grain of sand amid other grains of sand, which the wind stirs up at will.
Gustav sounds like he's summarizing Plato's lesson of The Cave.
But this quote makes it sound innate, while Plato depicts it as learned behavior (even if by force).
...
Anyway, you think Whoop-Ass and Ash co-exist in the same reality, or alternating dimensions?
Hail to the king, baby.
Shit like this is why I started fucking with AI music. You are a master, sir.
Same here, well done.
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Please, shirt of the first picture now!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Sorry for the delay, check it out atomicwax-shop.fourthwall.com/
Much as I love Army of Darkness, it still pisses me off that they never gave credit to Whoop-Ass for inspiring the whole thing. He never fully recovered from his failed lawsuit. Army of Darkness? More like Army of High-Paid Shysters.
😂😂😂!
I have the skull from the Evil Dead 2 movie marquee tattooed on the inside of my right bicep.
@bobbys.3778 one the all time greats, Bruce Campbell should of won an Oscar
@ATOMICWAXVAULT
My all time favorite horror trilogy. My ringtone is "Well hello Mr. Fancy Pants!" 🤣
@bobbys.3778 🤣🤣🤣 love it!!
A gem… ❤
that is funny as hell.
❤️!!
Dude I honestly feel like whoop-ass Williams has every potential to be like a modern internet age folk hero I'm not even f****** kidding haha. Please dear God tell me you plan on continuing
Oh just you wait brother he's gotta shopping list of ass to kick
speed up to 1.25x
best version
Modern day version of Billy Jack.
Y’all youngsters don’t know ‘bout thizz gangsta’ right heeyah’
Mohawk from Six Nations Ontario Canada, this video's cool AF
Thanks man I really appreciate you!!
Staggeringly based. Pop off, king 🤴
I dig it.
Based!!!
My Man 💪
The real question is who hit him so hard that he ended up in a coma?
Exactly!! ❤️
I heard this is going to be trick Williams new theme when wwe debuts on Netflix in January since he whoops tricks for a living
❤️!!
❤❤❤❤❤ Straight up truth.
So gold
❤️ Thanks man I really appreciate ya!!
@@ATOMICWAXVAULT I really appreciate you too!
Whoop it!
Maybe the realest song ever made.
❤️!!
"Why don't you understand..."
3:07 bar goes fucking hard
❤️!
I feel like Whoop-Ass would have a complicated relationship with Super-Hand. Like Tom and Jerry; sometimes enemies, sometimes friends.
❤️! I think you're right
NEVER WILL BOW DOWN TO ANYONE OR THING 💯
New fortnite jam
Spoken from the heart...like a true pimp does. Ya dig?
I feel like whoop-ass Williams needs some crunchy guitar behind him
❤️!
💯 🔥 🔥 🔥
The crayons broke me
The entire video broke me.😂
🔥🔥🔥🔥
Juicy Fruit
I need Whoop-Ass Williams. I will share a story that Williams would kick ass over. I work for DND in Canada and some left a bottle of Doomsday Lemonade on my workbench. I has a picture of Kim Jung Un and he is happy with a nuke going off. People found it funny, as did I so I left it on the bench, for over three years. Well last week a navy tour came though with South Korean Sailors, they noticed it and found it funny, took some pictures. This however worried the tour guide and it was alleged they the bottle may have offended someone and caused an international incident. So now I am under investigation of the allegation and countless meeting and hours will be spent investigating a pop bottle that you can buy at a store that was left on my bench. I worry about real things like war, inflation, crime, cancer..not a bloody bottle. Anyhow this is definitely one reason the world needs Whoop-Ass Williams. I am so sick of woke people.
🤣 great story, thanks for sharing it ❤️🥪
B A S E D
Now this is an idea for a movie man.
act 1, origins
act 2, modern world atrocities
act 3, whoopin that ass 😂
If I was ever afforded an opportunity to bring this to life, you're definitely on-point for doing the OST wax 😂😂😂😂😂😂
he does it AGAIN!!! i still recommend checking out my spinoff of KFD, "chronic fist"
I will.. I had a cousin with a serious masturbation problem, we called him "chronic fist"
@@ATOMICWAXVAULT HAAA
@@ATOMICWAXVAULT ruclips.net/p/PLMAwB8fLCJenF4VZkeBY-XsEhx_G5zDgX
I am dyin XD
❤️!
Yo that's my cousin Holmes.
This is 💪💪💪
❤️❤️❤️!
@ATOMICWAXVAULT how much would you charge me to make a theme song for my company if available 😊
Atomic Wax,, can I have permission to play content on your page on my live music show I do on one my social media pages?
Absolutely brother!! Enjoy and have fun ❤️🥪
End wokeness.
2:40 AI just can't hand good...😅😂
The woodchipper made Whoop-ass grow another arm and then made it giant.
Dang not really much for AI stuff,but that was a hot banger 👌 🔥
1:04 me every day
You want a little? Do ya?
❤️!!
👍
This is not entirely accurate I did not lose my hand in a wood chipper fan😂😂
😂❤️!!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Tsunke Witco/HUMP e'pproved....(No EH on keybord/shits BROKE;)
He isn't finished until were back to 2 sexes.
First!
DEFINETLY I JUST SUSCRIBE ID LIKE USE ONE SAMPLE
Native Americans fighting HIIPSTRIBIES??
I hate hiipstribies.
❤️🔥!!
1.25x gang!
😂