Because no one plays this game anymore 😂, might have players playing pve but pvp is pretty much 💀 dead, the whole mode itself was a mistake, clunky animation, unbalanced match making, overall no one wants to play pvp, unless ur the one winning 😂 this is the worst pvp in any game history , no wonder they never had an esport, its been 9 years and nothin lmfao 😂
Or the snipe gank shitters who run around in a group of cloakblades, bow ulting people who are already fighting 10 others in the back, and then teabagging 😏😉
I stopped playing a month ago and life hasn't been better sometimes I'd find myself yelling at a sorcerer and realize how big of a loser I was... you know it's bad when in mid rage you have to evaluate what you're doing with your life
😂😂 I hate the fact that people are running around with 40k hp afraid to die. I’m always running into zergs just for giggles and people still rage if I manage to kill them 😂 had a red ball group once spam my friend like crazy because he thought we used cold fire siege on them as they 12v1 as much as they could on all 40k hp 1 ability toons. People forget this is a game and you’re supposed to have fun. I only bag if they bag just to show them how much more we kill them vs the time they got lucky, but even then it’s not like I’m trying to hard to survive. Just go have fun and if you die there’s a whole map to go do stuff at. I am definitely guilty of being a chaser though because if they’re gonna towerhump and run they shouldn’t be surprised when people chase them. Had a sorc whisper me because I chased him while he streaked about until I killed him, 90% of the time in pvp I’m bored out of my mind waiting for something to happen with my little 4 man group of course I’m gonna chase 😂😂 Great vids Cujo! See you in Cyro!
It's a crazy PVP world out there! I agree with you on many points. The entire purpose of the game is to have fun, and yet so many people lose touch with that unfortunately. I guess people would rather rage and give themselves a heart attack over pixels instead of just learning to laugh.
Performance is why people run high HP builds. It’s been that way since lighting patch way back in the day. Most people are playing 200+ ping (with 999 spikes regularly) in Cyrodiil. You guys in NA playing low ping will never understand the torment most of us endure with this mfing game lol
Sir Ma'm, Lord cujo, how d f do you make stuff so funny, every time, you absolut unit of eso video content maker. I had not smiled today yet, prior to this, and now I smile even in my heart 😂
Anyone who both has integrity and enjoys PvP games (in general) and is considering trying ESO, I advise against it. This game has the potential to turn a PvP-enjoyer who has any degree of integrity, into a PvP-hater. Either that, or it will strip them of their integrity. You see; In ESO, one's enjoyment of what passes for PvP necessarily directly correlates to one's own degeneracy. This is seemingly by design and there are no exception. The ESO Devs have a long history of making sure this is the case. You can have integrity or you can have wins; but you can't have both. The meta hierarchy dictates 99% of outcomes. And so many players cheat that it's basically mandatory for everyone to do likewise; unless they're willing to be farmed by those who do.
This is quite literally ESO PvP 😂. The game has become so lacking in skill, originality, and dynamism. *slot the same 4-5 mEtA proc sets as everyone else, build 40k hp, group with 11 other pugs, stack as many heals on each other as possible, annnnnnnd you’re the best player alive*
AWWWWwwww. I thought there would be a short sequence where it's captioned, "That one PvP player in Greyhost that keeps calling themselves a 'Siegester' and is a pretty chill player who isn't afraid to die," or "That Cyrodiil player that seems to be testing a new homebrewed build every time you see them," or "Look ma. No weapons." 😜 Ah well. I it's not about me, though, is it.😂😒
It's instant, has a small cooldown, and has zero telegraph before it happens so it's unavoidable, can't be dodged etc. But the real reason is that it's "because everyone else is using it" lol. It's not earth shattering imo..
Reasons why I can’t stand pvp: - janky & clunky - press ability 36 times won’t go off. - stuns, off balance, fears feel like rng. - take 10 mins to find a game of battlegrounds with 15,000 people online. Takes well over an hour to queue for a random veteran dungeon. There’s 2-3 groups in group finder. Where is everyone honestly?! I started on a healer and I do have to say I enjoy healing in other games. Absolutely hate it in eso. You get one enemy on you, your stuck fighting him for 10 minutes because you opted for super healer. So many times I’ve been stuck forever because I’m more team oriented than solo. But can only get my stuff done solo. So much work needs to be done for this game to feel like it really should. It’s a great game. But honestly so much needs to be done.
Eso is so unbalanced rn and the server issues are insane rn smh it’s sad. Ether you play with a sorc or NB tarnished, as a red on Xbox getting jumped in IC constantly getting hit by 2,3,4, wait 5 tarnished NB hit you all at once outta stealth not to mention the sorc shield that is just insane and hit constantly hard af like a truck and can chase anyone down wtf do the creators not play there own game just go play it for a week and do some pvp and actually make some balance changes !!
Too funny! That King of Bullriding guy sent me some paragraphs in my whispers too. Gave me a complete personality evaluation. Lol. Not even kidding. Dude sent me a book. This is hysterical.
Love Cujo. ESO pvp players are some of the most toxic whiners, when getting clapped. I do hope pvp gets fixed. Its been years... YEARS....in the making.
this is the worst game i have done pvp in. ball groups kill the game . lag/crashes/ cant move or stutter and then boom every button you pushed goes off at once...this is pretty accurate video though .
Everyone dies in pvp. Some people just take it personally. Or retaliate by slotting every proc known and unknown to mankind and slotting every attribute into health
I'm rolling... I'm a ball group fan though. I have a guy in my main team who just says it sounds like stone Cold has entered the room every time tarnished fires lol
I've gone to 1 bar Tarnished with either Dark Convergence or Shattered Fate and I'm killing @phlexa srry but I'm still trash but I'm a trashkiller the hate means your on their radar
I recognize a bunch of those usernames in your hate whispers. Hey, I finally managed to gank you over by Sej the other day, with help from one other. I saved the clip as a souvenir.
It’s such a big game that has its issues but mostly works fine. But it’s always the PvP people who almost all never put a dime into the game and play free who complain. Step 1 play free. Step 2 copy and paste most broken build step 3 complain about toxic people on broken builds step 4 be toxic person on broken build
No but you see, there's an EP who hacks the entire server for their alliance's benefit every time they're on. Benefits include lagging the opposition, and buffing all EP guards 😮. Source: AD zone chat 🤓
Im in an unspoken feud with you Youre like the fucking anti ganker Everytime im peeling someones wig off, you come along and delete my whole 20k health bar 😂 Slipperiest Night Blade on PS NA hands down even my detect pots be like " nah that mf is gone"
Is afraid to die in a game with literally unlimited lives 😂😂😂 Preach!
literally any rpg that has pvp, its so frustrating
Thanks, YT algorithm. This is pretty much eso pvp. 😂😂😅
How has this channel not blown up yet, I don't even play pvp and still get excited every time a video drops.
Lol I think it's a niche channel so the clientele is small. But thank you :)
Unfortunately nobody gives a fuck about pvp in this game.
I haven played in about 7 years, I enjoyed the video though.
Because no one plays this game anymore 😂, might have players playing pve but pvp is pretty much 💀 dead, the whole mode itself was a mistake, clunky animation, unbalanced match making, overall no one wants to play pvp, unless ur the one winning 😂 this is the worst pvp in any game history , no wonder they never had an esport, its been 9 years and nothin lmfao 😂
Don't forget the ball groups ulti dumping 1 person with negates 😂😂😂
lol this is me who negates :)
Or the snipe gank shitters who run around in a group of cloakblades, bow ulting people who are already fighting 10 others in the back, and then teabagging 😏😉
I stopped playing a month ago and life hasn't been better sometimes I'd find myself yelling at a sorcerer and realize how big of a loser I was... you know it's bad when in mid rage you have to evaluate what you're doing with your life
At least you have the ability to self-reflect. Most people don't.
I procced watching this video
Lmfao
Do not proc do not proc…I’m gonna proc 😅
decrease Tarnished sound effect by 500% please ZOS
Increase Tarnished Nightmare to 1000% I enjoy the rage 😂
Maidenless set
😂😂😂😂
As a ESO content creator...everything you said was bloody spot on. 400 plus ping in the last week. Fml
Much love to the guy who screamed: „take tarnished out ouf this gaaaaaame!“ made my day😂 love the chanel ❤
Phlexa is hilarious lol. Thank you!
@@cujokillsthis whole time I thought @Phlexa was a girl 😂 I was mistaken he's got some serious rage problems 😂
Yooooooo, I don't rage!! Man, y'all gonna make me stop entertaining lmao
Never!!
@@ESOPhlex well I apologize for thinking you were a girl, my bad
😂😂 I hate the fact that people are running around with 40k hp afraid to die. I’m always running into zergs just for giggles and people still rage if I manage to kill them 😂 had a red ball group once spam my friend like crazy because he thought we used cold fire siege on them as they 12v1 as much as they could on all 40k hp 1 ability toons. People forget this is a game and you’re supposed to have fun. I only bag if they bag just to show them how much more we kill them vs the time they got lucky, but even then it’s not like I’m trying to hard to survive. Just go have fun and if you die there’s a whole map to go do stuff at. I am definitely guilty of being a chaser though because if they’re gonna towerhump and run they shouldn’t be surprised when people chase them. Had a sorc whisper me because I chased him while he streaked about until I killed him, 90% of the time in pvp I’m bored out of my mind waiting for something to happen with my little 4 man group of course I’m gonna chase 😂😂
Great vids Cujo! See you in Cyro!
It's a crazy PVP world out there! I agree with you on many points. The entire purpose of the game is to have fun, and yet so many people lose touch with that unfortunately. I guess people would rather rage and give themselves a heart attack over pixels instead of just learning to laugh.
@@cujokillswell when they fail to laugh that’s when we take over and laugh for them 😂
Performance is why people run high HP builds. It’s been that way since lighting patch way back in the day. Most people are playing 200+ ping (with 999 spikes regularly) in Cyrodiil. You guys in NA playing low ping will never understand the torment most of us endure with this mfing game lol
Sir Ma'm, Lord cujo, how d f do you make stuff so funny, every time, you absolut unit of eso video content maker. I had not smiled today yet, prior to this, and now I smile even in my heart 😂
Thank you so much! Happy to have you smile
This was f*cking gold. 😂
Anyone who both has integrity and enjoys PvP games (in general) and is considering trying ESO, I advise against it. This game has the potential to turn a PvP-enjoyer who has any degree of integrity, into a PvP-hater. Either that, or it will strip them of their integrity. You see; In ESO, one's enjoyment of what passes for PvP necessarily directly correlates to one's own degeneracy. This is seemingly by design and there are no exception. The ESO Devs have a long history of making sure this is the case. You can have integrity or you can have wins; but you can't have both. The meta hierarchy dictates 99% of outcomes. And so many players cheat that it's basically mandatory for everyone to do likewise; unless they're willing to be farmed by those who do.
LMFAO the editing is just perfection! Hahahahaha. This is 120% true all of it every single bit hahahahaha
Thank ya!
Such a good video both hilarious and true
This is quite literally ESO PvP 😂. The game has become so lacking in skill, originality, and dynamism. *slot the same 4-5 mEtA proc sets as everyone else, build 40k hp, group with 11 other pugs, stack as many heals on each other as possible, annnnnnnd you’re the best player alive*
Exactly
Another very lore accurate video. I honestly thought you would also cover the blue screens that happen at the worst time 😂
One happened yesterday the second I hit soul tether to bomb the hammer. Then I couldn't log back in for the duration of the hammer. Was wonderful
@@cujokillssheesh that's awful. So much for the weekly server maintenance lol
They can’t just compliment you? You’re a solid ass player. Also your take is entirely accurate on pvp.
Some people do and it's nice! The crazy thing is I don't respond to any whispers or t-bag anyone so I can only imagine that it could be even worse lol
Most PvP players get jealous of other great players. Take as old as the game lol 😂
Idk what you guys are talking about, this patch is amazing. -mag sorc mains everywhere
Am I psychotic for the fact this just made me want to boot up my PlayStation and play pvp?
I wanna pvp but dont even know what to do, everything is so ... PROC!!! im scared
Entertaining as always lol
😂😂😂😂 poor Phlexa-- tarnished nightmare is by far the best set to date
Killing Phlexa is almost too fun
Cheers
There's a theme with those who write hate mail or hate whisper, no grammar, and a lack of dad's!
JAJAJAJJA i love this 🎉🎉🎉 Ammazing cujo ❤
Thank you!
I want to hate on you so bad … cause I’m a natural born hater but this is fire content … duel me for your channel
you forgot about the unkillable Sorc ward bust heal ( this class was supposed to be glass cannon )
AWWWWwwww. I thought there would be a short sequence where it's captioned, "That one PvP player in Greyhost that keeps calling themselves a 'Siegester' and is a pretty chill player who isn't afraid to die," or "That Cyrodiil player that seems to be testing a new homebrewed build every time you see them," or "Look ma. No weapons." 😜 Ah well. I it's not about me, though, is it.😂😒
I saved that clip for later ;)
@@cujokills Yaay! You're the best!😁
this video made my day! Thank you!
Thank you!
Welp. This earned a sub.
Omg we have played with and against each other. Glad I found your page. 😊
:)
Underrated video. Well done sums it up accurately 👏
Thanks toad! Hope you're doing well on PC :)
LOVE YOUR VIDZZ!!
Thanks Harly!
@@cujokills Thank you for all cool videozz!!🙂🙂
Truth!
Why are people even using tarnished?it doesnt seem to do much other than have a cool sound effect
It's instant, has a small cooldown, and has zero telegraph before it happens so it's unavoidable, can't be dodged etc. But the real reason is that it's "because everyone else is using it" lol. It's not earth shattering imo..
Reasons why I can’t stand pvp:
- janky & clunky
- press ability 36 times won’t go off.
- stuns, off balance, fears feel like rng.
- take 10 mins to find a game of battlegrounds with 15,000 people online. Takes well over an hour to queue for a random veteran dungeon. There’s 2-3 groups in group finder. Where is everyone honestly?!
I started on a healer and I do have to say I enjoy healing in other games. Absolutely hate it in eso. You get one enemy on you, your stuck fighting him for 10 minutes because you opted for super healer. So many times I’ve been stuck forever because I’m more team oriented than solo. But can only get my stuff done solo.
So much work needs to be done for this game to feel like it really should. It’s a great game. But honestly so much needs to be done.
It has come a very long way, but yes I agree it has a ways to go.
Eso is so unbalanced rn and the server issues are insane rn smh it’s sad. Ether you play with a sorc or NB tarnished, as a red on Xbox getting jumped in IC constantly getting hit by 2,3,4, wait 5 tarnished NB hit you all at once outta stealth not to mention the sorc shield that is just insane and hit constantly hard af like a truck and can chase anyone down wtf do the creators not play there own game just go play it for a week and do some pvp and actually make some balance changes !!
Well said
😂 love it
Ty!
Too funny! That King of Bullriding guy sent me some paragraphs in my whispers too. Gave me a complete personality evaluation. Lol. Not even kidding. Dude sent me a book. This is hysterical.
I don't even know who that person is lol. Never communicated with them. Very strange guy
That's nothing he sent me threats on psn chat @JerDCbear
This video is great. I am going to send hate mail and scream into my mic so I can be famous too. 😂
You still owe me hatemail Blasto
@@chrisschara7248 Lol
Its why i love competition its always so alive and wild. 😅
Very true!
You got a sub for this, fucking excellent 😂🙌
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Real and true
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You forgot server stacking and one alliance having full population 24/7 half my guild just quit because of this . Pretty sure the rest will follow.
I hope the custom spells r so OP that they force people off there tanks and have to play a skill based character and actually make ppl think
Perfect Video with all informations you need 😂 about the state of PvP at the moment
This is fucking hilarious 😆🤣 your channel cracks me up, dude! 🖤
Thank you!!
Oh man, does this check tf out. All of it. I see you out there, and I'll see you out there, always a pleasure...
MrsPin
This is a hilarious video bro! Lol I laughed the whole way through
Glad to hear it!
best ESO vid for the past 5 years
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And then there are us, necromancer mains, who simply watch over all of this from a corner, angst and sadness in our eyes.
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Love Cujo. ESO pvp players are some of the most toxic whiners, when getting clapped. I do hope pvp gets fixed. Its been years... YEARS....in the making.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 i Love the "Are you a Girl" question lol I imagine a "wanna be my friend" request after somehow 🤣
LOL
Best eso vid ever! Dying….. truth tho.
Sounds about right!
Hi Burt ♥️
this is the worst game i have done pvp in. ball groups kill the game . lag/crashes/ cant move or stutter and then boom every button you pushed goes off at once...this is pretty accurate video though .
Everyone dies in pvp. Some people just take it personally. Or retaliate by slotting every proc known and unknown to mankind and slotting every attribute into health
Lol
I've been away from the game for about 3 years, and I'm glad to see that absolutely nothing has changed!
Yep! Lol
Banger
I'm rolling... I'm a ball group fan though.
I have a guy in my main team who just says it sounds like stone Cold has entered the room every time tarnished fires lol
this is my far the best Video I have ever seen on youtube.
Thank you!!
Left this game about 2 years ago now, lived it but the state of PVP just fucking killed it for me but this content? Ill def watch
Cujo ❤ Shit had me dying lmfao
I've gone to 1 bar Tarnished with either Dark Convergence or Shattered Fate and I'm killing @phlexa srry but I'm still trash but I'm a trashkiller the hate means your on their radar
Tarnished everywhere
Merciless resolve needs a fat nerf, no move should hit harder than your ultimate
Yea i love your content, im dead 💀 😂
I recognize a bunch of those usernames in your hate whispers. Hey, I finally managed to gank you over by Sej the other day, with help from one other. I saved the clip as a souvenir.
Save it! I'm hoping a compilation arises some day of me getting owned lol
It’s such a big game that has its issues but mostly works fine. But it’s always the PvP people who almost all never put a dime into the game and play free who complain. Step 1 play free. Step 2 copy and paste most broken build step 3 complain about toxic people on broken builds step 4 be toxic person on broken build
its very accurate sometimes when i play especially IC they block me and whisp: "nice macros noob" after gettin 1vXed its pure entertainment xD
Oh man, so many facts in this video.
See it hasn’t changed one bit since I played it years ago 😂
Im late af to this but fking Golden work as always. Cujo is sawmanUK change my mind❤
Lol thanks country
another absolute gold video 🤣
Thanks Cru!
Immmm proccccing 🫦
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Huh so what you're saying is.... absolutely nothing has changed 😂😞
I think player state are like the new go to skill (ele)mental susceptibility :)
The more things change, the more they stay the same.
No but you see, there's an EP who hacks the entire server for their alliance's benefit every time they're on. Benefits include lagging the opposition, and buffing all EP guards 😮. Source: AD zone chat 🤓
Lol I think I've actually seen an AD saying something similar to this lol
Cylrin here love your vids heheehehehe love your humor :)
Hey Cylrin thanks!
Another great video!
Thank you!
Just go into NoCP, there you can watch guards in their natural habitat and touch some digital gras, not much pvp there tho 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don't crash as much now atleast. Lol
The issue with pvp is the trash players that play in pvp areas and think you should leave them alone knowing they suck at pvp
Wow I'm ded right now, best thing I've ever watched yet in tha morning, 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
So it's slowly turning into Black desert online, not yet but getting there 😂
i saw this now im back on pvp
Welcome back!
😂😂😂😂😂 this is accurate
I must say... i tarnished myself. 🤣🤣
Dam this video was amazing
Thank you!
I wish I had a penny for every time I hear Tarnished proccing... never see it in my recap tho
You'd be a very rich man
I quit this game 3 years ago. Still looks as trash as it did back then lol. Great video
Perfect synopsis 😚👌
Legend
Ooooo a refrigerator......I identify as a freezer.....can we be friends?? Lol😂😂😂 Great vid cujo!!!
A match made in heaven. Thanks savage ;)
you killed phlexa
Lol I sure did
It's was some bullllshit got Elly sussed 😂😂
lmao i love the edits
Thank you!
Im in an unspoken feud with you
Youre like the fucking anti ganker
Everytime im peeling someones wig off, you come along and delete my whole 20k health bar 😂
Slipperiest Night Blade on PS NA hands down even my detect pots be like " nah that mf is gone"
Lol! It's true all gankers/bombers/NBs are targeted. Glad I know you use defect pots now! Lol ;)
damn you getting views these days
congrats
Fairly accurate