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There was a brief time where the Emperor himself had reorganized the VA, structured it so that for the first time in its existence it worked as intended. Sadly the office that held all the paperwork and leadership trained by the Emperor was located on Istvan IV as part of turning the planet into a dedicated administration world and thus was the first thing destroyed by Horus and his traitors at the start of the Great Heresy. With it's destruction and the on going war the Emperor had no time to spare to rebuild it and thus the administratium simply returned to the traditional systems no matter how dysfunctional they were.
"What are you gonna do? Kill me?" *comissar pulls out clipboard* "Wait! What are you doing?" *hands Kreiger a transfer off the frontline* "YOU BASTARD!"
Krieg Commissars have to almost do the opposite of what they usually do. Instead of forcing troops out to the front lines, they have to maintain order and hold everyone back because the Krieg are so eager to get killed lol.
I think we can get him up to nine men, but only if they're in groups of three, and the groups are deployed so far apart that they never see each other.
@@idontlikerome2744 My personal headcanon is that it's the Emperor's Afterlife realm in the Warp, hence the unnatural peaceful atmosphere, presence of minor daemons and the skaven accidentally tunneling into it.
@@alastor8091 I'm sure the Mechanicus could make use of it. Valuable metals are valuable metals, who cares that it's in the shape of a powerful weapon exclusive to the Emperor's personal guard?
This reminds me of a news report which interviewed Taliban warriors who now worked desk jobs in their new government. As it turns out, fighting and dying for the cause is more emotionally fulfilling than filing paperwork and doing taxes for the cause.
the next coworker who cracks that joke at a krieger struggling at a tech support computer gets to be the target of an acidic memo on unit cohesion and effective moral
Yes but at least Grendyl is playing kill team with 12 models per side max anyways. Acheran is playing Apokalypse with biotitans and still only sends 3 men. I know there Ultra marines, but this is just abuse of plot armor at this point!
Commissar: "It's over men, it's OVER !!" Kriegers: "NÖTZING IST ÖVER, NÖTZING !!! DÜ JÜST DÖN'T TÜRN IT ÖFF !!!" Commissar: "It was a different time, the war was fun for everybody, let it go" Kriegers: "Bäck zeir Ich Köuld dig trenchez, Ich Köuld käll un ärtillery schtreichke, Ich väss in chärge öv chemicäl ättacks ön entire plänetz, bäck hier Ich kän't even vörk un jöb KLEÄNING HIVE SEWERS !!!!" (Kriegers the type of dudes to watch their buddies' legs blow off and cry, not from sorrow, but out of pure jealousy)
God this hits home got medically discharged from the USMC at 19 so I thought I had at least 3 more years and I was planning on continuing in the USMC but suddenly I was out of the military with two banged up legs and just a high school diploma.
Just to make it clear; the Kriegers are suicidal in the way the Slayers of the Dwarfs are. They don’t try to just kill themselves in any way. They gotta die for something.
Well to put it simply they have multiple variants of Kreigans and their genetics, so and they do produce both male and female clones and mature sexually and physically pretty quickly, so it isn’t far fetched with these clones reproducing within each other.
@@dziewiatythey’re germans in fantasy uniforms, german gasmask, french trench coat. That’s it. And they come from… Kreig “WHICH MEANS WAR IN GERMAN OMG OMG OMG!!! WOW!” As you know.
I see that even in the 41st Millennium, the VA still maintains their motto: "Veterans Administration - Giving veterans a second chance to die for their Imperium (Country)."
The interesting part is that due to strain on imperial navy, Imperium doesn't have capacity to rapidly redeploy regiments. So yes, when a krieger arrives to see a war that already ended, it's cheaper for Imperium to just leave them there as "soldier colony". That would essentially mean that majority of the regiment would be disbanded and made civilians. Which is good for any other regiment except this one 😅
That’s actually nicer looking than what I’ve heard VA offices are like……Kriegers truly deserve better, nein office work! “Big Jim” had me hacking like I was in a gas zone 😂 (Thank you Anna, you ruined that heretics day quite impressively)
The most emotion I’ve seen in krieger lore was when a veteran (19) had a box of the bones of his very recently fallen comrades, and was about to ram a truck filled with explosives into a hive generator. He sounded like his entire life was leading up to this. Then there’s the part where they start SPEAKING at the sight of Jurten’s skull fragments
Ask anyone in the administratium and they will tell you that bureaucracy is war. Your enemies are the other departments, management, the general public, your fellow coworkers trying to get ahead you, and even the cogitator in front of you is your enemy.
I see the VA has remarkably improved. It only took what, tens of thousands of years and an oppressive fanatic grim Empire and Reality. But hey, progress is progress. And progress is Heresy.
I wouldnt mind the whole "I can spare 3-5-6" men thing If there weren't all those marines just standing around on the battle barge doing nothing all the time, Like you can absolutely spare more men they're right there, You can't have the awesome atmosphere of space marines talking and looking pretty aboard the ship while also claiming you're spread thin and men are in short supply, You just can't do both.
it seems Captain Acheran was the one who ordered the Ultramarine expedition into the Forsaken Doom, deploying Terminator squads of five and no more, only sending the next wave after they're already wiped out
Oh God Emperor on Holy Terra. That she’ll put them in a coma where their worst nightmares have come true! Those treacherous traitors! How could they deny the Kriegan their deserved repentance! The Inkrieganity!
When one war ends the Kriegers simply be deployed to the next. That's the life of the Krieger, until they finally give their life for the Imperium and atone for their planet's past.
Kriegsman waking up from their bunk: Oh, thank the Emperor that was just a nightmare! For a moment, I thought there was no more war! Rando Ork: Naw mate! Plenty of krumping to do! Kriegsman: Hooray! Also, bring it xeno!
Good on you Dread, lesser men would just stop at the over-the-top german accent, but you actually put some work in and pronounced the words well. Very well done.
I just watched all your Joe Ogyrn vids, now I what to see more Sister Debunkaria, doing her on podcast, going on rants about all the things see has seen, since her vow of silence was broken
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@@DreadAnon send him to Big Jim.
@@stephenscimeca7882 “AGHHHHHHHHHHH” - Big Jim
Veterans affairs joke.
True in 1916. True in 2024. True in 40218 or whatever.
As a German I must say your German is really good!!!
>backup
Guess he's already been hit before
I see the VA office hasn’t changed in 39,000 years
There was a brief time where the Emperor himself had reorganized the VA, structured it so that for the first time in its existence it worked as intended. Sadly the office that held all the paperwork and leadership trained by the Emperor was located on Istvan IV as part of turning the planet into a dedicated administration world and thus was the first thing destroyed by Horus and his traitors at the start of the Great Heresy.
With it's destruction and the on going war the Emperor had no time to spare to rebuild it and thus the administratium simply returned to the traditional systems no matter how dysfunctional they were.
Much like the DMV
SAME AS IT EVER WAS
SAME AS IT EVER WAS
SAME AS IT EVER WAS
SAME AS IT EVER WAS
@@DreadAnon This is NOT my BEAUTIFUL Imperium...
@@DreadAnonONCE IN A LIFETIME
Man is going to sigh and play Trench Simulator on his computer
Or Trench Crusade.
Builds a 1:1 recreation of the Vraks siege
Or digging a trench in Minecraft
@@TSInfiMa-r6zTrench Crusade mentioned
@@ethanfox8979 Trenchfolks unite!
Only the Kriegers could be so rude to a Commissar...if he shoots you, its still death in the service of Emps!
The jungle fighters just glad out kill there commissars
"What are you gonna do? Kill me?"
*comissar pulls out clipboard*
"Wait! What are you doing?"
*hands Kreiger a transfer off the frontline*
"YOU BASTARD!"
Krieg Commissars have to almost do the opposite of what they usually do. Instead of forcing troops out to the front lines, they have to maintain order and hold everyone back because the Krieg are so eager to get killed lol.
@@inurokuwarz😂
@inurokuwarz a true and proper commissar knows and understands his men. That includes how to put the screws to em 😂
2:43 I love that it’s just a regular VA office.
Here i thought you yankees have it better...
😂
Captain Acheran when he has to send more than 5 men on a mission
Imagine if he played the original Chaos Gate, he'd be baffled by the second mission.
"Two... combat squads? There's numbers bigger than five?"
@@Del_Sha, can you imagine him playing DOW 2?😅
@@stormsurge2103 Or DoW1 for that matter....
I think we can get him up to nine men, but only if they're in groups of three, and the groups are deployed so far apart that they never see each other.
@@stormsurge2103 He'd like 2! He'd be giggling and kicking his feet while he completes the campaign with only four men
Watch as they get sent to a Stardew Valley-like Agriworld and they find out the farmers appreciate a well-made trench.
There is a comic about that. Krieger's paradise.
@@axios4702 still cant wait for an ork warband or tyranid hivefleet to visit there, its getting too good for Warhammer
@@idontlikerome2744 My personal headcanon is that it's the Emperor's Afterlife realm in the Warp, hence the unnatural peaceful atmosphere, presence of minor daemons and the skaven accidentally tunneling into it.
@@axios4702
You, by telling me about this, put a beaming smile on my face for about 15 minutes. Thank you for sharing that gem of a comic.
Needs to be the part 2 of this vid
Truly the most grimdark fate of all... MUNDANITY!!
Unironically one of the worst ways to die in this galaxy.
@@stripeybag6977 probably one of the most common ways too.
Worse: Bureaucracy
Captain acheran will never shake off the "five men only."
except when he's sending three men only
Captain Acheran if he was in Pawn Star: “The best I can do is $3 for the Custodian guardian spear.”
Given it's gene locked, I wouldn't pay 3 cents for one. You can't use it even if you could overide the lock.
maybe he has some Blood Raven in his gene seed
@@alastor8091 I'm sure the Mechanicus could make use of it. Valuable metals are valuable metals, who cares that it's in the shape of a powerful weapon exclusive to the Emperor's personal guard?
@@ham_the_spam4423 "Hey Lord Valdor, I found your spear! This guy named ham_the_spam stole it!"
This reminds me of a news report which interviewed Taliban warriors who now worked desk jobs in their new government. As it turns out, fighting and dying for the cause is more emotionally fulfilling than filing paperwork and doing taxes for the cause.
"..... I miss the Americans....."
That may also explain why the Middle East is such a craphole
At least Afghanistan is now a functional country
... Right?
A lot of them are not terribly educated war veterans.
Desk Korps of Krieg
the next coworker who cracks that joke at a krieger struggling at a tech support computer gets to be the target of an acidic memo on unit cohesion and effective moral
It’s crazy I get a join the national guard ad after the video ended
do your service to holy terra and enlist straight away
Holy fuck dude me too
Good to know Captain Acheran took the Inquisitor Grendyl approach to warfare of sending 4-5 men at an enemy
Hey! He is actually improving! Before he used to only send 3 people at the enemy.
Yes but at least Grendyl is playing kill team with 12 models per side max anyways. Acheran is playing Apokalypse with biotitans and still only sends 3 men. I know there Ultra marines, but this is just abuse of plot armor at this point!
That's unfair to Acheran, he'll send down 9 guys if he really has to... in teams of 3... no wonder the heretics kept Neminghast.
They could hope for a bright future in the famous "tek and mech" sitcon
2:20 that chaos general was expecting something completely different than *UUUUUUUÄÄÄÄEEEGHHHH*
What was he expecting? It was pretty obvious…
@ not to that guy, he thought he would be whipped by the battle sister and not an arco-flagellant.
@@R3DR4V3N-_-damn heretics be into some kinky shit ew
@@R3DR4V3N-_-damn heretics with they’re fetishes
Commissar: "It's over men, it's OVER !!"
Kriegers: "NÖTZING IST ÖVER, NÖTZING !!! DÜ JÜST DÖN'T TÜRN IT ÖFF !!!"
Commissar: "It was a different time, the war was fun for everybody, let it go"
Kriegers: "Bäck zeir Ich Köuld dig trenchez, Ich Köuld käll un ärtillery schtreichke, Ich väss in chärge öv chemicäl ättacks ön entire plänetz, bäck hier Ich kän't even vörk un jöb KLEÄNING HIVE SEWERS !!!!"
(Kriegers the type of dudes to watch their buddies' legs blow off and cry, not from sorrow, but out of pure jealousy)
Rambo reference?
@@jpfg2713Ja
Oh mein gott this trench is full of kriegmarinen
NO LITTLE GERMAN BOY
God this hits home got medically discharged from the USMC at 19 so I thought I had at least 3 more years and I was planning on continuing in the USMC but suddenly I was out of the military with two banged up legs and just a high school diploma.
the system works 🫡
"Big Jim". I'm fucking dying.
Just to make it clear; the Kriegers are suicidal in the way the Slayers of the Dwarfs are. They don’t try to just kill themselves in any way. They gotta die for something.
When you want to die for the glory of the emperor but, your stupid comissar got the enemy to surrender
Big Jim seems like a decent fella.
Definitely not driven mad from being tortured himself!
He has a real soft side to him when he is not at work plus his wife seems always to be happy for some reason.
"I can finally stop doing this ridiculous accent!" 😂
Just before Veterans day in the US.
Nobody gonna mention 1:56? Missed opportunity for it to be an emperors children marine instead of black legion.
True but there is no emperors children model out. Not counting the noise marine I guess.
missed opportunity for the joke to be that when he sees Big Jim he gets MORE excited
Yeah but if it was an emperors children he’d enjoy it regardless of who was doing it
@@milkmilk807true lol
0:14 he called them chaos butterflies 😅 such a lovely language
Wait he has a grandmother? How?! They're basically all clones at this point.
Inquisition: thats not confirmed -eats expensive crackers-
Well to put it simply they have multiple variants of Kreigans and their genetics, so and they do produce both male and female clones and mature sexually and physically pretty quickly, so it isn’t far fetched with these clones reproducing within each other.
Making the Kriegers German is artistic genius
Wdym, they are German. Armageddon too.
It is unparalleled in terms of raw, pure understanding of narrative and storytelling.
@@aceambling7685lmao, no. They're French.
@@ferdinand5223they are germans in french uniforms
@@dziewiatythey’re germans in fantasy uniforms, german gasmask, french trench coat. That’s it. And they come from… Kreig “WHICH MEANS WAR IN GERMAN OMG OMG OMG!!! WOW!” As you know.
4:56 Kriegsman are the 40k equivalent of the Marine corp confirmed
Armageddon Steel Legion: You Kriegs are very gloomy.
1:10 My Guy, *_My Commissar_*
I see that even in the 41st Millennium, the VA still maintains their motto: "Veterans Administration - Giving veterans a second chance to die for their Imperium (Country)."
The kriegs not are really that obsessed with dead, but the part of how the war ends... it magic.
The interesting part is that due to strain on imperial navy, Imperium doesn't have capacity to rapidly redeploy regiments. So yes, when a krieger arrives to see a war that already ended, it's cheaper for Imperium to just leave them there as "soldier colony". That would essentially mean that majority of the regiment would be disbanded and made civilians. Which is good for any other regiment except this one 😅
I want to believe that if kriegers are not deployed to another meatgrinder they are just recruited as Adeptus Arbites
I always wondered what transit is like because they probably spend longer in warp travel than they do planet side.
In The Grim Darkness of the 41st Millennium...
Much like the DMV, Veteran Affairs has not changed in the slightest.
The "five men" joke fucking caught me off guard. That got a damn good laugh out of me mate. Fucking hell
I love shit like this, man. Never stop.
I really thought I was watching a New Military History Visualized video until Jim showed up.
That’s actually nicer looking than what I’ve heard VA offices are like……Kriegers truly deserve better, nein office work!
“Big Jim” had me hacking like I was in a gas zone 😂
(Thank you Anna, you ruined that heretics day quite impressively)
I feel bad for the chaos commander. No-one deserves to be bamboozled like that. Even a chaos commander.
The Emperor truly does love Humanity for his VA has a somewhat functioning lightbulb.
Nah the ending got real ☠️
Acheran’s favourite restaurant is Five Guys
Couldn’t have asked for a better present for the Marine Corrps birthday. Which of course was yesterday.
Dieser Kommentarbereich ist nun Eigentum des Imperiums der Menschheit!
The most emotion I’ve seen in krieger lore was when a veteran (19) had a box of the bones of his very recently fallen comrades, and was about to ram a truck filled with explosives into a hive generator. He sounded like his entire life was leading up to this.
Then there’s the part where they start SPEAKING at the sight of Jurten’s skull fragments
I'm a bit disappointed by the premise of this video. In the future there's supposed to be ONLY WAR but then I find out that sometimes there isn't >:(
Ask anyone in the administratium and they will tell you that bureaucracy is war. Your enemies are the other departments, management, the general public, your fellow coworkers trying to get ahead you, and even the cogitator in front of you is your enemy.
Good ending: ''Hanz... Hanz, wake up! You've had a nightmare, but you're lucky, you'll be part of the next assault!''
in case anyone is wondering, the music is from Return of The Obra Dinn
Why does their va office look so much better?
THIS SOLDIER DOES NOT UNDERSTAND THE JOKE, THIS SOLDIER NEVER HAD THAT MUCH CHARACTER DEPTH
Possibly the first longer video I fully enjoyed
I see the VA has remarkably improved. It only took what, tens of thousands of years and an oppressive fanatic grim Empire and Reality. But hey, progress is progress. And progress is Heresy.
0:46 I love the return of the Obra Dinn ost! (it's The Calling A)
The ending is legitimately horrifying.
4:19 Canada moment
You deserve everything coming to you. This channel is fucking amazing.
I wouldnt mind the whole "I can spare 3-5-6" men thing If there weren't all those marines just standing around on the battle barge doing nothing all the time, Like you can absolutely spare more men they're right there,
You can't have the awesome atmosphere of space marines talking and looking pretty aboard the ship while also claiming you're spread thin and men are in short supply, You just can't do both.
Captain Acheran finds the ancient Terran ruins of a place he would have loved, five guys!
"Im sure the VA office will offer you help" is the FUNNIEST joke in history
The acheran skimping on reinforcements saga continues
Thank you! I needed this video to bring me through the Monday.
This video helped brighten my day in the field.
Oh boy i sure love the krieg
This is probably what Big Boss went through after MGSV
DreadAnon i love all the Voices you make Boris still my Favorite :D
it seems Captain Acheran was the one who ordered the Ultramarine expedition into the Forsaken Doom, deploying Terminator squads of five and no more, only sending the next wave after they're already wiped out
A masterpiece of the modern age.
Oh God Emperor on Holy Terra. That she’ll put them in a coma where their worst nightmares have come true! Those treacherous traitors! How could they deny the Kriegan their deserved repentance! The Inkrieganity!
The silent hill music pick when they go to the VA office is so perfect.
As a veteran, this hits very deep.
Poor Kriegers. Having to suffer in civilian life. A fate worst than a 1,000 deaths...
1:17 That music brings me back to blasting tans in my Cobra attack helicopter
They are pretty good at digging - could have assemble a landscaping crew or something.
This breaks my heart those poor Kriegers 😢
(Great job man loved the video!)
It is so funny that a cold Krieg Guardsman would call his enemies "butterflies" :)
The Krieg Comissars was one of the nicest Comissars ever.
He shared with the soldaten :D
When one war ends the Kriegers simply be deployed to the next. That's the life of the Krieger, until they finally give their life for the Imperium and atone for their planet's past.
Lucky to them, there is only war, so it just a nightmare!
In this episode: an excuse for Dread to speak copious German.
I'd imagine they'd go into demolition and digging pipping and sewers.
I like the implication that these are the last two surviving Kriegers in the regiment and the rest died
Thank you, Anna!
I think we all have a krieger inside our hearts...
I read the Forges of Mars trilogy. There was a recurring Arco-Flagellant character.
I laughed my ass off at your joke
Man. First Kriegsman in paradise and now Kriegsmen working 9 to 5.
Its a sad day.
I love the idea of kriegers insulting commissars in an attempt to get blam’d.
Man the sponchboob meme at the end 😢🥲
Jim seems like chill guy
ZEEEE COMICAL BAVARIANS ARE TO GOOD
Kriegsman waking up from their bunk: Oh, thank the Emperor that was just a nightmare! For a moment, I thought there was no more war! Rando Ork: Naw mate! Plenty of krumping to do! Kriegsman: Hooray! Also, bring it xeno!
Veterans affairs is quite accurate 😢
Good on you Dread, lesser men would just stop at the over-the-top german accent, but you actually put some work in and pronounced the words well.
Very well done.
They spend their war-free time to find the nearest conflict between the imperium and xeno/chaos forces and then go join it
I just watched all your Joe Ogyrn vids, now I what to see more Sister Debunkaria, doing her on podcast, going on rants about all the things see has seen, since her vow of silence was broken
Ah yes, The Desk Corps of Krieg
Ja das is good video!
Had me Lachen wirklich hard.
Can't wait for part zwei
Idk what accent this is, but it sounds like a mix between German and French.
Perfect
In the grim darkness of the far future, there is only krie 😭