My favourite thing about this is Acaster prefacing it with "I don't come off very well in this story" as though he's about to reveal he was a bit of a cad...and then nothing in the story can even be misconstrued as him being anything worse than a bit odd
I love listening to the stories having to do with ladies. James is very very cute and he doesn't know how cute he is. My friend likes to call him a lanky noodle which he is. He is funny, smart, and handsome the total package. His awkwardness is part of his charm.
Yeppp 😂 she’s the one that talked to him first, the one who reminded him of kissing her, and she’s the one that took him back to her place. James is so cute 😂😂
I love that he calls her a _lady._ Ladies don't have to be 50, Josh! 🥰 Am picturing James doing awkward push-ups on the tiny kitchen sofa. 🤣 (I got my Wozniaks confused for a minute there, thought he was going to be talking about Steve Jobs' Apple co-founder. 📱🖥)
That's pretty much what my husband said to me the first night we met. "I am very sorry to interrupt your story, but I have been wanting to do this all night, so before I forget..." Kisses me. "Okay, carry on." He was also very drunk.
James told a woman that he was gonna kiss her after the story, that lady went on to be JK Ro- fuck he just said it in the video. thought i was so smart
I was busy trying to craft with tíny gemstones and magnets. When he said 9:16 I just dropped the full amount of tiny stones from my hands and laughed my bum off. I'll have to spend ages cleaning the floor and re-glueing everything, but it was worth it.
@@c.l.p.8363 To be fair, most of us haven't touched someone in at least a year. And some unlucky ones haven't touched someone in many years. Or never...imagine some poor 13-14 year olds that were about to get interested in dating and now this.
Maybe tho my grandparents were married for 60 years and I saw them kiss every day, like a little good morning kiss and you got to think that some times you kiss for longer, half an hour kissing would knock 45 days of your math
It's important to find someone that can properly kiss though. I had the misfortune of dating a person that prefered the "washingmachine" technique. After 3 turns to the left, right and left with his tongue, he spat all the saliva he had, in my mouth. And he was absolutely godhonest convinced that this was how you kissed and refused to change his skillfull technique. I don't want to sound thirsty, but I am genuienly curious as to what a 'normal' kiss is like. (Which, knowing I've been in an adult relationship for 4,5 years, is a sad thing to say.)
He really sounds like the sweetest, actually.
He's a shining example of a person. I bloody adore him.
My favourite thing about this is Acaster prefacing it with "I don't come off very well in this story" as though he's about to reveal he was a bit of a cad...and then nothing in the story can even be misconstrued as him being anything worse than a bit odd
Louise Emms ...a bit?
I feel you... hell, I'm a dude and I'm enchanted
To be fair, "a bit odd" is not "very well", so he's not lying.
@@swine13 Honestly this story just made me want to kiss him 😂
What is a cad
Imagine all the untold scrapes James has just sitting in his head
I love listening to the stories having to do with ladies. James is very very cute and he doesn't know how cute he is. My friend likes to call him a lanky noodle which he is.
He is funny, smart, and handsome the total package. His awkwardness is part of his charm.
The “Happy Birthday” sealed it for me
12:40 For some reason, I got really excited when James said he drank Snapple.
13:40 TASKMASTER!! We know where you got that fact from now James.
I kinda remember this fact, in wich episode was it?
Can't believe he forgot he said he was going to kiss her, that's hilarious 😂
To this day I wonder if that girl ever listened to this
Nice profile pic
Ben Ibbotson thank you :))
Does she burn like the sun?
I came away from the story with a deeper admiration for the wonderful Mike Wozniak. What a gent.
Don't get me wrong but James wasn't the player in this story the girl picked him up
Yeppp 😂 she’s the one that talked to him first, the one who reminded him of kissing her, and she’s the one that took him back to her place. James is so cute 😂😂
I was getting dressed listening to this and totally lost it and fell on my bed and just laughed my head off! God I love James!!!!!
He tells a story so well.
"Uh, no never heard of her again. Can't blame her"
"..."
"..."
"..."
"JAMES ACASTER EVERYONE"
Ah, bless him. He’s a sweet boy.
i LOVE josh’s laugh oh my lord what a happy sound
You're on your own. :)
If I met him in person I'd want to tell him to shut up every time he laughed, even his speaking voice is punchable
B B even your online voice is punchable, so I guess you two share something in common.
@@TheDareD3vil your hard
I kind of think it's like Jimmy Carr's laugh. Funny and contagious at first, but really annoying after a while.
omg I would have died if he said “just so you know I’m going to kiss you” to me 🥲
I love that he calls her a _lady._ Ladies don't have to be 50, Josh! 🥰
Am picturing James doing awkward push-ups on the tiny kitchen sofa. 🤣
(I got my Wozniaks confused for a minute there, thought he was going to be talking about Steve Jobs' Apple co-founder. 📱🖥)
That's pretty much what my husband said to me the first night we met. "I am very sorry to interrupt your story, but I have been wanting to do this all night, so before I forget..." Kisses me. "Okay, carry on."
He was also very drunk.
Emma The great-grandchildren are going to love this story.
fietfEit not to be cringe but that’s so fucking cute
'the window of the party'
Mike Wozniak is such a gentleman
Admiring your skills on the tiny sofa. Brilliant.
smooth bricks.
Classic Alistair
James’ life reminds me an uncanny amount of Mark from Peep Show.
This sounds more like an Inbetweeners skit, we've all been there 😂
lol this story has some parallels to the peep show episode 'on the pull'
This guy is on another level of comedy
Ooh no you all def spend more than two weeks kissing 'cuz I'm pulling that average down quite a bit XD
Why can’t he tell this story on stage!! Best thing I’ve ever fucking heard 😂😂
Mike Wozniak. What a real gent.
James told a woman that he was gonna kiss her after the story, that lady went on to be JK Ro- fuck he just said it in the video. thought i was so smart
James left this scrap out of the book he wrote. Want to know why as it was such a good story.
Do you think the girl ever listened to this? Hahahahah
Lewis - She’s probably calling him 24/7.. he’s gonna be money bags soon.
Destroy TheHuman they never exchanged names so no
@@cecilia927 until she sees him on tv and thinking "he looks oddly familiar"
“this colander looks roomy”
"Open up this dishwasher"... LOL
I was busy trying to craft with tíny gemstones and magnets.
When he said 9:16 I just dropped the full amount of tiny stones from my hands and laughed my bum off. I'll have to spend ages cleaning the floor and re-glueing everything, but it was worth it.
Widdekuu91 ...are you a wizard?
@@borismuller86
:P Well, I cosplay Bellatrix Lestrange, if that answers your question. :)
Great chuckle brother!
Barry or Paul specifically?
That just got better and better
James is very funny
happy birthday? I fucking love this dude
These are so great!
Amazing story teller 😂
Lol he shared that armadillo fact on taskmaster too
Classic scrape. Love it.
Keep scraping by x
I would love to see a Friday night dinner style tv program based on these and at the end of each episode it comes up based on a true story.
happy birthday?
best part
Why's this had only 280000 ish views. It's talking about James kissing.
Who else wants to kiss James? 🙋🏼♀️
I'm straight but I'll give it the college try
The thirst is real.
@@c.l.p.8363
To be fair, most of us haven't touched someone in at least a year.
And some unlucky ones haven't touched someone in many years. Or never...imagine some poor 13-14 year olds that were about to get interested in dating and now this.
@@Widdekuu91 you're describing my life now😭✋🏼
🙋🙋🙋
CABADGED
Ben Whalley Gmail
Keep thinking who I could cabbage....lol
Ben Jordan Ben this is gonna be really weird but I’m 100% sure we followed each other on Instagram in like year 8
@@chundering that's pretty cool
Oi oi, Savoy
Josh's laugh is horrendous.
It's a very punchable laugh
smoooth bricks
2 weeks in your life is the same as 40 seconds a day for 80 years. have you spent 40 seconds seconds kissing someone today? i haven't
It's one of those facts that sounds plausible until you think how anyone would ever work it out, and then you know it's completely made up.
Maybe tho my grandparents were married for 60 years and I saw them kiss every day, like a little good morning kiss and you got to think that some times you kiss for longer, half an hour kissing would knock 45 days of your math
Unfortunately I haven't even spent 40 seconds in the last 20 years
It's important to find someone that can properly kiss though. I had the misfortune of dating a person that prefered the "washingmachine" technique.
After 3 turns to the left, right and left with his tongue, he spat all the saliva he had, in my mouth.
And he was absolutely godhonest convinced that this was how you kissed and refused to change his skillfull technique.
I don't want to sound thirsty, but I am genuienly curious as to what a 'normal' kiss is like. (Which, knowing I've been in an adult relationship for 4,5 years, is a sad thing to say.)
@@Widdekuu91 Girl, move on! Go find you someone who can kiss!
What I don't understand is 'i knew I wasn't really going to fit on the sofa'
Cowgirl??? Even reverse cowgirl seems obvious on a small sofa.
I think he wanted missionary? Idk he seems like the type.
EEEeeeeeeeeee I want be that girl!!! so bad
Fucking Hell!! Josh Widdicombe is clearly too used to forcing laughter on The Last Leg. Painful.
Wat a lad lol
10:24 😂😂😂
haha
These are actually really hard to listen to with that constant laugh
Oooohhhh MIKE not Steve!
Can you please let the man finish his story, instead of butting in with shit jokes and pointless comments
He’s not gay? *weeping*
He was married but his wife left him for Mr. Bean. Incredible but true
@@oldgranite6467 it was a girlfriend, not wife
I wouldnt take Nish either
James is great, but the leprosy thing isn’t true.
rats and mice can catch it as well
To be honest, it didn't sound true, but it's hardly relevant
This was annoying laughter
Is that it?
I have a feeling ur not the real Simon Bird and on the off chance that is ur real name then i have the feeling ur not the guy from inbetweeners
This isn't very funny