Hi John Arvin Nuarin, Current technology and future technology currently being developed shows that this is a reality and will be soon. Nano machines will be ingested, spread through the whole body and produce instant feedback which will be uploaded to the cloud where your doctor will be able to access that data instantly. This is real. Remember, Google's business model is based on gathering and selling data. - KaizenMaster
Kaizen Master - Yeah, same for ensuring administration of drugs. _Scientists have developed a bio-compatible micro-machine capable of being implanted inside the body, where it could act as a wireless medical device to deliver drugs directly under the skin._ _The device, which measures only 15 millimetres long, is actually a squishy version of a mechanism called a Geneva drive, which has been used in wristwatches going as far back as the 17th century. Only this time, it would be worn inside and not outside the body._ And toilets gathering your daily fluids: _There's a "sample catcher" in the bowl that can obtain urine samples. Even by Japanese standards that's impressive. Yes it has the bidet, the air dryer, and heated seat, but it's also recording pertinent information. This information is beamed to your computer via WiFi and can help you, with the guidance of a trained physician, monitor health and provide early detection for some medical conditions. Graphs on your desktop PC will show how your glucose levels have been fluctuating, along with urine temperatures. These trends can help diabetics time insulin shots as well as give insight into hormone levels for women concerned with their menstrual cycles. Trying to have a baby? Not sure when your most likely to conceive? Ask your toilet for help._
yes please just say the same,dont turn into O-Mega Co. .Please dont turn into O-mega Co. ,WHAT ARE YOU DOING DONT KILL YOUR WORKERS,DONT CAPTURE THIS UNIVERSE,PLEASE STOP NOW P l e a s e d o n t k i l l m e
I am a firm believer that these fiber bars work so well. It's not only the best for you but it can also help people with their problems to be more productive . I enjoy cutting wood and I can really throw that wood around now....
I'm a biochemist and would be very interested in working on the fiber team! How does one go about applying for a job? I'm fascinated by the advanced technology you guys must be using to detect nutritional deficiencies! Are boots and shovels part of the uniform?
@@gaurav_bora_ Your parents are the reason why you born and own so many things at the child-age bought by your parents. Shortly, you were owned by your parents. How could you love them?
I actually went on the Google Fiber website and I saw nothing about the fiber bar. All I saw were things like "Fiber Cities" and "Fiber For Buisnesses" (Laughs Sarcastically). But this video is really funny!
i thought this was real for 3 years until i checked the upload date and was also wondering if it was a April fool joke until i checked the upload date in 2018
7 years later..
No one:
RUclips: i think u gotta watch this fam
lol
Lol
Me too lol
@@vm19s
Flow
Right thou
what if i took a mega byte of that fiber bar
I would take a giga byte.
I'd like to terabyte off for myself
+On the Pitch You guys are thinking way to small. I feel like eating a yottabyte. (That's 1000000000000000000000000 bytes, my friend.)
Superdupercooper i don't want to live on this planet anymore.
+Superdupercooper Bronto bytes are much better then measly yottabytes
1:49 on the subtitles, they purposely put “Byte” instead of “Bite”. 😂
It can be an error,it happens
I think it’s not. They maybe tried to tell that they make your body one byte at a time.
Of course it’s not a mistake. It’s called a joke
It's intentional
and Apple thinks removing headphone jack is revolution
Akash Mhaskar ko kj moo. nibuok ko i9 h89 0 6 Dr 6th
ABAY CHUTYA YE APRIL FOOL JOKE HAI... UPLOAD DATE DEKH GAANDOO
Akash Mhaskar it is headphones jack been out for decades it’s time to move on
@@DreDaTruthhh if it ain't broke why fix it XD. I like using it, but it's easier to do waterproofing if there's one less hole
Tony_yeung that's why they provide a dongle
it feels like I'm watching a parody o.O
It's April Fool's read the date in the description
It proably is a parody
+Fakher Aloui i know right.
same lmao
silver braclet so true
It's funny that I found this video on April Fool's Day, exactly 3 years after its release.
Me too!(Saw it the 2 April 2015)
+Emile meekel
Salvador Perdomo I did as well :)
Salvador Perdomo I did on 2017 april fools
FF THECRAFTER Me too
When COLLEGEHUMOR takes over Google RUclips Channel. hahaha
lol
Haha
Hi John Arvin Nuarin,
Current technology and future technology currently being developed shows that this is a reality and will be soon. Nano machines will be ingested, spread through the whole body and produce instant feedback which will be uploaded to the cloud where your doctor will be able to access that data instantly. This is real. Remember, Google's business model is based on gathering and selling data.
- KaizenMaster
Kaizen Master - Yeah, same for ensuring administration of drugs.
_Scientists have developed a bio-compatible micro-machine capable of being implanted inside the body, where it could act as a wireless medical device to deliver drugs directly under the skin._
_The device, which measures only 15 millimetres long, is actually a squishy version of a mechanism called a Geneva drive, which has been used in wristwatches going as far back as the 17th century. Only this time, it would be worn inside and not outside the body._
And toilets gathering your daily fluids:
_There's a "sample catcher" in the bowl that can obtain urine samples. Even by Japanese standards that's impressive. Yes it has the bidet, the air dryer, and heated seat, but it's also recording pertinent information. This information is beamed to your computer via WiFi and can help you, with the guidance of a trained physician, monitor health and provide early detection for some medical conditions. Graphs on your desktop PC will show how your glucose levels have been fluctuating, along with urine temperatures. These trends can help diabetics time insulin shots as well as give insight into hormone levels for women concerned with their menstrual cycles. Trying to have a baby? Not sure when your most likely to conceive? Ask your toilet for help._
John Arvin Nuarin .
I thought this was from college humor...
same
Rosen Rezwan same
TheFrozenGamer
same XD
Rosen
Rezwan
One byte at a time hahaha
Lol
sachoslks You sir won the internet today.
+sachoslks
Cookies not included.
giu"sj
+sachoslks Get out
It would be funny if someone acually fell for that and tried to order it.
omg yyyaaaasss
LOL... Its Category is,
Science & Technology
i almost did but only cuz im drunk rite now
S1lverfang 1987 yeah it would be funny if it really was, just got my order.
i'm still waiting Google Coke.
Well the g coke is a joke
keep making April fool videos don't change
Delete
yes please just say the same,dont turn into O-Mega Co. .Please dont turn into O-mega Co. ,WHAT ARE YOU DOING DONT KILL YOUR WORKERS,DONT CAPTURE THIS UNIVERSE,PLEASE STOP NOW
P l e a s e d o n t k i l l m e
phantom x
made me check the upload date within 15 seconds :p
ikr?
Instantly here
+Oilers Archives 2015 1 19
same
Shaer Ahmed Made me check the upload date right at the beginning.
Goddamnit! Watched it half way before I realized the upload date...good one
all way..:/
not before reading this comment.
SkenonS same
15 seconds, and I was like "they should have used this for an April Fool's gag... Scrolled down..
PrenonS
Ever since Google smell and now this... I don't know what to believe
xD
Patrick Schuster-Wiley The ones that were not posted at 1st April
If Larry Young statement was not a giveaway then, well, I envy your innocence!
tradução em português ,
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Google, all of your April fools pranks are stuff I actually want.
Google, go home, your drunk.
wow 21 +1s?
+Glitchmaster Gaming It was an April fools prank bro
lol no really xD
No, go home, you're drunk
+Glitchmaster Gaming you're*
*scrolls down*
> Published on Apr 1, 2012
ohhhhhhhh
Jackson Servheen nb huh Drjk mio u 68
All these advances are just amazing, I am looking forward to hearing about more of yr increadable inventions.
I actually thought this was real until I saw the release date of the video.
This is a joke, right?
No.
consider the video's publication date, it's April fool day you fool xD
***** well... i just visited the webpage, google fiber is a real fiber optic ISP, not a snack with full of fiber
google fiber is not a joke, but the google fiber bar is xd
Nah they deadass made an edible computer health food
The Google Fiber Bar! Full of good fibers, calcium and protein!
I am a firm believer that these fiber bars work so well. It's not only the best for you but it can also help people with their problems to be more productive . I enjoy cutting wood and I can really throw that wood around now....
Just got my first case last week. It has really improved my ability to digest and process my search results!
I'm a biochemist and would be very interested in working on the fiber team! How does one go about applying for a job? I'm fascinated by the advanced technology you guys must be using to detect nutritional deficiencies! Are boots and shovels part of the uniform?
When I realized it was uploaded on the first of April. *facepalm*
AwesomeAmazing :awesome:
Same.
AwesomeAmazing google just make april fools videos
me too
I want it to be real
It's exactly 5 years since this came out :D
This looks like a parody!!😅😅😅😂😂
Its an April's fool video, my bad.
ikrXD
It IS!
And we thought Google Glass was a bit intrusive.
With new Google Fiber, Eric Schmidt determines precisely which neurons in your brain get fired.
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Saleem Sleem T?
LOL the std thing
If it weren't silly, I'd say these funny videos can spark ideas for future innovations.
2012: LOL Good fiber exist.
2019: What's the joke? Internet Google fiber exists
Thought this was legit. **scrolls down** OHHH! April 1st!
I am sure it’s not far from what we might see one day. Loved it :)
I couldn't take this ad seriously, and the I saw the upload date
Alexander Badenhorst did the exact same
Guess what? 6 years now and this is still Fiberlicious... 😂🔥
Google... don't switch to producing food... stay with advancing technology and searches. That is what your best at after all.
Look at the date this video was uploaded.
this is not just fiber
ITS GOOGLE FIBER
I need one of those google bars to clean out my pipes
U
Me got this recommended by RUclips 9 years later on January
Me to RUclips- why man, whyyy
Lol i thought it was pocket wifi ....!
You're so spoiled xD
(I don't mean this in a bad way :|)
same, LOL
0:24 OLD GOOGLE LOGO ALERT
Google removing the headphone jacks wouldve been a 11/10 April fools joke
The best April fool compilation by Google!!!! Keep it ^^^^^^^^^
I clicked because I thought it was food.
+Sandy and Salty me too its like a suppliment
Sona Buvelle at least it's edible
TheWizardGamer too bad its a april fools joke
wait so this is technically official although its just a joke?
G
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Warning:This fiber turns you into a robot.
damn i was all hyped to buy this... if they could actually develop this it would make bank.
the fact that this is an april fools joke is really disappointing... because it sounds like a great idea...
Is this a Food or a Gadget?!?
Then I Just Remebered it was posted on April 2012.. Facepalm
plus, it was uploaded on April Fool's day
ikr
Sxkeya nothing...A prank
Yes!
So I should start taking bytes of my Apple now?
Keep making these type of videos ... l just loved the Morse code thing
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!
This is a joke right?
maybe
Check the upload datey
No again
Come on, are you stupid?
EpiqFail check date
So are there like mini chips in it, or some pc parts that i should kniw about in this?
Guess what, Google Fiber is the actual april fools joke.
Person: "It's not fiber, it's Google fiber" Me: plz no plz no plz no
5 Seconds Later:
*looks at the date* THANK GOD.
but will it blend
*plays GMM intro song*
@@dvg1737 3
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i love this stuff... tried it the other day and it works exactly like they tell you it does ;-)
The guy of PPAP created this:
I have a Google, I have a Fiber Bar
UHHH
Google Fibre Bar
GOOGLE! MAKE THIS REAL!
Honestly if this was a real thing I'd buy it. Google is straight up my favorite company.
Google literally owns everything about you. How do you love it.
It is a real thing, it’s called Huel. huel.com/products/huel-bar
@@gaurav_bora_ Your parents are the reason why you born and own so many things at the child-age bought by your parents. Shortly, you were owned by your parents. How could you love them?
Google never ceases to amuse us.
It's been 5 years since they announced Google Fibre and it's finally in my city. Better late than never.
I can't tell if they're serious or kidding?
2019?
google is awesome with april fool jokes , with fiber and nose etc
Watching this not on April 1st, but after like 20 seconds i was like.... Uhhh... When was this uploaded?!
I was think it was a joke...
*Gets halfway through* *Checks date*
This feels like Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs 2 all over again
Opens a google's recommended video, sees upload date.
Says 'I knew it'
ohh god skynet is taking over food supply too.
DEEPAK JOSEPH - First name Hindu Last name Christian!
@@The_Beast_666 dude, why?
What the hell did I just watch...
You just watched (one month ago) one of Google's many April Fools jokes.
You watched a joke
Charizard TheBeast
How many days on the toilet after eating one of those? Three or four?
What's next, Google Bleach?
So, this is real?
look at the date
lili Rose
what if it is a coincidence?
***** come on, go google every single video Google uploads on april first
Well,I gotta say google has fooled u buddy :D
probably has micro chips to control us
this is awesome! !
Them: It's not fiber, it's google fiber
Me: AAAAUUUUUGGGHHHH, SHTAHP
This is the 6th April Fool video by google, that got recommended by RUclips today... What's happening...?
I found a chip (computer chip) in my google fiber bar well I knew google was all about computers
“Published On Apr. 1st, 2012”
*THIS IS A APRIL FOOLS JOKE*
O , we thought it was Christmas Joke🤮
@@navaneeth.n but wasn't it a christmas joke? What's next? The Santa Claus doesn't exist?
@@boriswilsoncreations Another Boomer jokes🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
I actually went on the Google Fiber website and I saw nothing about the fiber bar. All I saw were things like "Fiber Cities" and "Fiber For Buisnesses" (Laughs Sarcastically). But this video is really funny!
I have checked the link in the description and it brings to actually Google fiber website (WiFi ) just check it but it's only available in usa
Google's a sketch group now? No wonder RUclips is a joke now.
APRIL FOOLS LOL HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
It is fun to see kids talking to robots in town.
What kind of robot is that?
When you realize the video was made on April 1 and you are just ate a Google Fiber Bar...
You: Oh shoot! WHAT DID I JUST EAT! MOMMY!
LOL April Fool's :P
کوه
Outdated sources of fiber - lol!
OMG! I went to Whole Foods, Shoppers, Target, CVS and still couldn't find Google fiber! Anyone know where I can find some?!
Bad April Fool Prank....last year's Google Self Driving Bicycle was the best one.
one can judge from the overacting.. fiberlicious 😂
is this comedy? 😒
its April fools
Anon Ymous oh ok I was confused
mr swaz lj
mr swaz 😣 qué mamá da
I feel like we actually need this.
Hey look, it's that doctor that got pushed out of that plane.
what....................
T H E F U C K I S T H I S .
Google fiber
+I Work At McDonalds indeed
Respect
i thought this was real for 3 years until i checked the upload date and was also wondering if it was a April fool joke until i checked the upload date in 2018
Oh, thought they just uploaded this. It was in my recommended hahah
I am very interested in your Google fiber bar how much are they and how do I get them
You can see on his face he's trying not to laugh 😂😂