trying to make a full english breakfast (w/ a "poached egg")

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  • Опубликовано: 29 окт 2024

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  • @sv-bd5em
    @sv-bd5em 4 года назад +4293

    Julien: makes a vegan egg
    Also Julien: I don’t know how to prepare these canned ready to eat baked beans

    • @emilyw2285
      @emilyw2285 4 года назад +125

      With instructions on the can

    • @IrisvM
      @IrisvM 4 года назад +36

      That shows he’s an actual chef! because those don’t use canned beans

    • @doyoueverfeellikeaplasticb2703
      @doyoueverfeellikeaplasticb2703 4 года назад +2

      @Kunt he's vegan :/ that's why it was "poached egg" with the quotes because it wasn't real

    • @nicolegrima5433
      @nicolegrima5433 4 года назад

      if he wants to level up, baked beans from scratch are delicious, and pretty easy too

  • @clubkidzfi
    @clubkidzfi 4 года назад +1343

    the 'proper' way to consume a full english breakfast is horrendously hungover on an outdoor pub bench at around 11:30am on a sunday morning

    • @profeadsey
      @profeadsey 4 года назад +58

      This is correct. Alternatively you have grandiose plans to make an English breakfast hungover, everything goes cold and you end up too queasy to eat it.

    • @crazynirvanalover
      @crazynirvanalover 4 года назад +10

      Or literally any day of the week after a work night out which went from “let’s have one drink after work” to an all nighter

    • @mightyaxolotl74
      @mightyaxolotl74 4 года назад +3

      @@crazynirvanalover so you’re saying that it has a cool elegant name but it’s actually exclusively a hangover dish ?

    • @courtneym5523
      @courtneym5523 3 года назад +3

      I'm sad at 11:30am on a sunday...does that count?

    • @connormozzy5094
      @connormozzy5094 3 года назад +3

      @@mightyaxolotl74 maybe not exclusively but thats what its become at this point 😂

  • @tom_harlock
    @tom_harlock 4 года назад +4272

    this is everything I ever wanted

    • @emr1961
      @emr1961 4 года назад +44

      All I want is for you to upload alllll the time! Love you Tom 🥰

    • @SPRIETOable
      @SPRIETOable 4 года назад +51

      Hey Tom didn’t think I’d find you here. Are you and Julien collabing for some tea and crumpets?

    • @cam5902
      @cam5902 4 года назад +31

      Fancy seeing you here😳

    • @oxksie
      @oxksie 4 года назад +9

      woah tom ur so handsome

    • @francescawhite509
      @francescawhite509 4 года назад +9

      almost everything, he forgot hashbrowns. love ur stuff btw tom

  • @pbsjones
    @pbsjones 4 года назад +1514

    I, for one, was disappointed he did not offer us a bite.

  • @sarahlevovitz8986
    @sarahlevovitz8986 4 года назад +913

    Julien cooking by himself: ugh I can’t believe I spilled water why am I like this
    Julien cooking with Jenna: *jumps on counter*

  • @ajbratley9082
    @ajbratley9082 4 года назад +1991

    Who else would want a “What Julien Eats in a Day”?

    • @Vegoonery
      @Vegoonery 4 года назад +14

      @Deise Vilela Boooooo.

    • @Vegoonery
      @Vegoonery 4 года назад +21

      @Deise Vilela Haha, you're such a silly billy.

    • @powdermonkey9300
      @powdermonkey9300 4 года назад +41

      @Deise Vilela bruh if you're going to spread ill-informed opinions on a Julien video, no hate, but just don't comment at all

    • @TheCrazyMango82
      @TheCrazyMango82 4 года назад +21

      I bet it would be completely different every single day because of his 🔆 chaotic Aries energy🔆

    • @dandybaby26
      @dandybaby26 4 года назад +30

      Deise Vilela Don’t hate on and spread misinformation on things you know nothing about. Why are you even here if only to be bitter and judgmental? A well balanced vegan diet is extremely healthy and beneficial for many people! This is a known fact. People who don’t do well on a vegan diet simply didn’t do it correctly and weren’t getting the proper nutrition, which is entirely possible to get from plants, it just takes some research and planning. Educate yourself please :)

  • @baezantine
    @baezantine 4 года назад +1208

    Julien: fixes messy towel
    Other messy towel: forgotten

    • @moda78z
      @moda78z 4 года назад +9

      Out of sight out of mind 🤣

    • @Periwinkie22
      @Periwinkie22 4 года назад +17

      You can take the boi outta aries season but you cant take the aries out of the boi

    • @emilyb1311
      @emilyb1311 4 года назад +5

      As a Virgo this part hurt me so much

    • @erind1030
      @erind1030 4 года назад +2

      he said some laundry not all

    • @BothHands1
      @BothHands1 4 года назад

      and other other towel yeeted

  • @vegansausageroll6281
    @vegansausageroll6281 4 года назад +639

    Julien: I don't know the proper way to consume this meal
    Me: There is no proper way!
    Julien: *shoves everything on a slice of toast*
    Me: but I've never seen that one before

  • @anielagruzenski3478
    @anielagruzenski3478 4 года назад +247

    Julien: “I wish I could lay eggs.” *looks around room to see if anyone heard it*

  • @Piper818
    @Piper818 4 года назад +2210

    Julien have you ever heard of Indian black salt? Not sure why it’s called that because it’s pink, but it’s super cheap at any Indian grocery store. It is a sulfury salt. I coat a slice of tofu in a mixture of that plus nutritional yeast and garlic powder, then pan fry it and it tastes just like a fried egg! 10/10 recommend!!!

    • @pippacupcake
      @pippacupcake 4 года назад +139

      It's also known as Kala namak. And it has such an egg like taste!! Hope he will get his hands on some and use it in the future!!

    • @madongseoksbiceps
      @madongseoksbiceps 4 года назад +35

      that sounds DELICIOUS thank u I'm tryna convince my fam to go vegan, super helpful, thanks!

    • @laurenjones2216
      @laurenjones2216 4 года назад +20

      Omg the smell of that salt is another level hhahahah!!!

    • @owlintherain
      @owlintherain 4 года назад +46

      @@laurenjones2216 Right? Smells like pure fart. Works like a charm though!

    • @hardfugoo1
      @hardfugoo1 4 года назад +7

      dehydratedcactus why would you do this 😂

  • @gracielou4229
    @gracielou4229 4 года назад +1468

    id say Julien's blue bandaids are almost a personality trait at this point :)

    • @QuirkyCaitie
      @QuirkyCaitie 4 года назад +43

      I had always just kind of imagined it was just painters tape bc it was what he could find at the time

    • @tinabelcher2808
      @tinabelcher2808 4 года назад +7

      Lol I was gunna comment the same thing! I just don’t even question it anymore😂

    • @gracielou4229
      @gracielou4229 4 года назад +2

      QuirkyCaitie hahahahah so aries 😂

    • @lizbeth3294
      @lizbeth3294 4 года назад +20

      Like spy kids where the kid has to wear bandaids cause of his worts

    • @Periwinkie22
      @Periwinkie22 4 года назад +8

      It's a fashion statement

  • @misstoosha
    @misstoosha 4 года назад +1017

    Julien’s opinion of turmeric: “it’s just so yellow”

    • @nitidiuscula
      @nitidiuscula 4 года назад +8

      where's the lie though

    • @Quntah888
      @Quntah888 4 года назад

      Time stamp?

    • @poppy8020
      @poppy8020 4 года назад +1

      @@Quntah888 5:29

    • @officerk1693
      @officerk1693 4 года назад

      I really hate the taste of turmeric lol

  • @stephsnyder3634
    @stephsnyder3634 4 года назад +807

    Julien: goes to science practice
    Jenna: has a basketball game tomorrow

    • @tiieli
      @tiieli 4 года назад +38

      i miss her so much :(

    • @personincognito3989
      @personincognito3989 4 года назад +2

      Jen has already gone to her basketball game now

    • @thekingster3339
      @thekingster3339 4 года назад +1

      May Jenna Rest In Peace

    • @19robby2
      @19robby2 4 года назад

      @@thekingster3339 you misspelled Leisure

    • @madelinedungan7337
      @madelinedungan7337 4 года назад +1

      Friendship goals honestly

  • @poppydiamond782
    @poppydiamond782 4 года назад +561

    As a British person, I really appreciate the effort and execution, but oh lord when he put it all on the bread and ate it like an open sandwich I died inside

    • @Julia-LArt
      @Julia-LArt 4 года назад +1

      Poppy Diamond Lol!! Me too!

    • @stephaniegough4854
      @stephaniegough4854 4 года назад

      i nearly gagged!

    • @yesang3532
      @yesang3532 4 года назад +17

      I’m from Texas, so I have to ask. How do y’all eat it then?

    • @stephaniegough4854
      @stephaniegough4854 4 года назад +21

      @@yesang3532 typically everything is cooked in a frying pan , sausage, bacon, eggs, mushrooms, tomato, black pudding, toast/bread and then with a side of baked beans. The toast is merely there for the egg and beans to dip into.

    • @mollyclark4877
      @mollyclark4877 4 года назад +15

      ​@@yesang3532 Its like you chop things up as you go and take bites of a mix of different things (mainly toast is for beans and egg). And you could also pile things up on your fork. I think that it would actually be quite hard for americans to do it the same way though as if you're not used to using european utensil etiquette you'd either have to switch hands with every bite or chop everything up first and that would take ages! So i kind of get why he did it - but seems wrong still!

  • @huntercook5939
    @huntercook5939 4 года назад +877

    Julien: “Wireless blender”
    Me: “weird flex but okay”

    • @Freepalestine509
      @Freepalestine509 4 года назад +4

      Hahahaha I thought the same thing!! 😂😭

    • @recoil53
      @recoil53 4 года назад +3

      I did a search and it turns out to be a thing.

  • @Shelli-Ann
    @Shelli-Ann 4 года назад +1571

    Petition for Julien to have Jenna taste the food behind the scenes & then flash the words NOT ALLOWED at the end of the video if she thinks it's not allowed - I NEED that verification that the food is good lol

  • @sineismina4496
    @sineismina4496 4 года назад +487

    As someone who is not well-versed in full english breakfast territory, this is the first time I see something green on a plate of english breakfast

    • @Pokepaddle
      @Pokepaddle 4 года назад +147

      As someone who is well versed, I too have never seen green on the plate

    • @danlastname9002
      @danlastname9002 4 года назад +31

      @@Pokepaddlegreen never goes on the plate

    • @115Lexis
      @115Lexis 4 года назад +16

      The only green that is ever on the plate is the tiny bits of cabbage inside the side of bubble I sometimes get

    • @danlastname9002
      @danlastname9002 4 года назад +3

      @@115Lexis what? no greens, that's a rule.

    • @115Lexis
      @115Lexis 4 года назад +12

      @@danlastname9002 in all fairness bubble is usually brown by the time it gets to the table

  • @HelloNaomiParker
    @HelloNaomiParker 4 года назад +664

    Everyone: ...
    English people: SPINACH?!?!???

    • @Shannon_Plante
      @Shannon_Plante 4 года назад +68

      THIS lol. He did do the mushrooms and tomato right though! The only thing it's missing is a couple slices of vegan bacon.

    • @biloVEVO
      @biloVEVO 4 года назад +4

      lmao i had the same reaction

    • @TheCurley
      @TheCurley 4 года назад +28

      It’s spinach when you’re posh, like posh English breakfast has spinach. Blowed my mind when I went somewhere that served Spinach with my breakfast 😂

    • @HelloNaomiParker
      @HelloNaomiParker 4 года назад +8

      TheCurleygirl to be fair, I’m veggie and they try to throw spinach onto mine in some places. It’s like they think veggies and vegans want to eat healthy 24/7. I WANT SOME STODGE TOO!

    • @sammisnape6552
      @sammisnape6552 4 года назад +7

      Yes! Get that green off my breakfast ! Also your not grilling the tomato and sausage you're frying them still looks good tho

  • @anamartinez862
    @anamartinez862 4 года назад +258

    The vegan food diversity that Julien gives us is IMMACULATE... and I’m not even vegan

  • @alyssadoman9062
    @alyssadoman9062 4 года назад +274

    I feel like there's a huge missed opportunity here to call it a fauxched egg

    • @GallifrAngel
      @GallifrAngel 4 года назад +4

      YOOOOO a truly failed opportunity

  • @larissafalavigna
    @larissafalavigna 4 года назад +1223

    The amount of band aids on those hands is not a good sign.

    • @bbqseitan7106
      @bbqseitan7106 4 года назад +52

      It’s Jiu Jutsu tape

    • @babyjordan1874
      @babyjordan1874 4 года назад +12

      It's the sign of Julien

    • @M00NdaYn
      @M00NdaYn 4 года назад +23

      That's the sign of a true cook. Source: worked the line for 8 years.

    • @orie._.
      @orie._. 4 года назад +2

      I don't even notice them anymore

    • @Mara-ek7br
      @Mara-ek7br 4 года назад +24

      They aren't band aids around his fingers they are for joint support.

  • @guyventures3498
    @guyventures3498 4 года назад +478

    There’s 1 thing an English breakfast is not, and that’s healthy. Get rid of that spinach and throw some hashbrowns on there!

    • @AA-uf3bl
      @AA-uf3bl 4 года назад +27

      Anyway spinach is not part of the famous English breakfast. Instead, stripes of bacon, which are missing, are integral components of it.

    • @ConnAndTheThings
      @ConnAndTheThings 4 года назад

      A A I agree

    • @theroyalkermit
      @theroyalkermit 4 года назад

      🙌🙌🙌

    • @meganwatson3732
      @meganwatson3732 4 года назад

      👌👌👌👌

    • @tessieboe2924
      @tessieboe2924 4 года назад

      YES! 😂

  • @Shelbizleee
    @Shelbizleee 4 года назад +499

    this is wizardry

    • @sageisstinky
      @sageisstinky 4 года назад +9

      shelbyyyyy haha i didn’t know you watched julien

    • @inbalberstein363
      @inbalberstein363 4 года назад

      petition for Julien to get an acceptance letter from Hogwarts

  • @sala321ify
    @sala321ify 4 года назад +596

    Am I the only one who desperately wants to visit the “Aries Kitchen” restaurant?

    • @leecrotty658
      @leecrotty658 4 года назад +2

      Where is it

    • @valeriephoebs
      @valeriephoebs 4 года назад +7

      Lee Crotty only in our hopes&dreams currently

    • @sala321ify
      @sala321ify 4 года назад

      Lee Crotty if only I knew

    • @macy609
      @macy609 4 года назад

      i too share your dream

  • @mhschiller714
    @mhschiller714 4 года назад +799

    Hi, his name is Ju-lyn and he has a science game tomorrow

    • @CR-wb5cl
      @CR-wb5cl 4 года назад +15

      mamaghoul science fair. Totally has to make a volcano for the science fair tomorrow.

    • @heyhollysonline
      @heyhollysonline 4 года назад +4

      I literally thought the same thing!!

    • @lvince101
      @lvince101 4 года назад

      This physically hurt me when he said that! 🥺

    • @winxphantom
      @winxphantom 4 года назад

      Ok you don't have to remind me of the Good Old Days

    • @rosemaryb412
      @rosemaryb412 4 года назад +1

      Read that in Jenna’s voice 😁

  • @XxLucifersGalxX
    @XxLucifersGalxX 4 года назад +690

    *julien fixes towel*
    Me: awe the Virgo is rubbing off on him
    *julien throws towel*
    Me: baby steps

    • @samburgerwithfries
      @samburgerwithfries 4 года назад +7

      this comment made my cry laugh omfg😂😂😂

    • @breannaellenatkinson7144
      @breannaellenatkinson7144 4 года назад +3

      Literally thought the same thing 😂

    • @michelleblank2199
      @michelleblank2199 4 года назад +1

      He fixes one towel while the other one was like the first one lol

    • @alliemazing5774
      @alliemazing5774 4 года назад +5

      Aries steps.
      Like river dancing. It’s impressive. You couldn’t do it. It’s chaotic. But there’s a method to the madness. It’s unique. It’s upbeat. And all you can do is stare.

    • @katdimitriadis
      @katdimitriadis 4 года назад +1

      This is a 12/10 comment (:

  • @RosieTheRo
    @RosieTheRo 4 года назад +65

    Brit here: when you eat an English breakfast generally you just load up your fork with a little bit of everything and then mop up the leftover sauce/grease with the toast at the end. My personal favourite way to serve it is with a soft-boiled egg and the toast cut up into strips - you dip the strips into the runny yolk, and that's called eggy soldiers! You could pull off something similar with the poached "egg" you made here, I think.
    Overall, I say you nailed it!

  • @ellessigh7269
    @ellessigh7269 4 года назад +425

    Julien: I’ve never had beans with breakfast
    Me, a Hispanic: 👁👄👁

    • @marianaroc
      @marianaroc 4 года назад +5

      frijoles con plátanos fritos are the best breakfast ever!!!

    • @sorrowless77
      @sorrowless77 4 года назад +8

      Breakfast, lunch and dinner 😭😭😭😭 all with un pocito de crema

    • @sims1518
      @sims1518 4 года назад +3

      And Italians! We love beans ❤️

    • @i-ch9831
      @i-ch9831 4 года назад +1

      Here is Finland
      Never ever eaten beans with breakfast..

    • @beachbumetta
      @beachbumetta 4 года назад

      G G yeah, I don’t do beans and imagine my horror when i ordered breakfast in London and there were beans on my plate. 😂

  • @MaybeConnar
    @MaybeConnar 4 года назад +76

    "My name is Julien and I have a science fair tomorrroowwwww"

  • @flyingsqirrelfreak
    @flyingsqirrelfreak 4 года назад +68

    “I’ve never had beans with breakfast”
    *Mexican me looks at camera Jim Halpert style*

  • @hannahbeach6220
    @hannahbeach6220 4 года назад +77

    English breakfast is usually bacon, sausage, fried egg, mushrooms, tomatoes, beans and buttered toast cut in half (sometimes hash browns) and you just eat it with a knife and fork and pick up the toast and take a bite every so often but it still looks really good :)

    • @josh2045
      @josh2045 4 года назад +7

      Always hashbrowns and always black pudding.

    • @minkyninjaj
      @minkyninjaj 4 года назад +5

      @@josh2045 You lost me at black pudding

    • @vanessacaixeta
      @vanessacaixeta 4 года назад +2

      This is so weird to me, I usually just eat a peanut butter jelly sandwich and a cup of coffee for breakfast, the English one I would call lunch and dinner all together cause my God it's too much hahaha, I'm from Brazil btw, here we don't eat beans from a can, we cook ourselves the beans in a pressure pan, it's hella scary but it's tradition

    • @dairinewhite1848
      @dairinewhite1848 4 года назад +6

      @@vanessacaixeta I'm Irish and what we call a fry up is a full English breakfast. We don't have it everyday for breakfast it's more of a treat at the weekend or in a hotel/restaurant because it takes so much time to make.

    • @josh2045
      @josh2045 4 года назад +5

      @@vanessacaixeta it really isn't an every day thing, like a lot of people have said, it is a treat or hangover cure.
      I am one of those rare Britons that doesn't drink alcohol anymore so l will only have a full English for birthdays, easter and the occasional Saturday treat.
      I would prefer home cooked beans. Tinned beans are full of sugar and lack flavour and texture. We have a lot of canned and jarred foods courtesy of the wars.

  • @stevie853
    @stevie853 4 года назад +415

    "I'm screaming and peeing" but remember not in the kitchen, it's a laboratory not lavatory.

  • @anab1457
    @anab1457 4 года назад +279

    when the fake egg hits 👁🥚👁

    • @ejojpeg
      @ejojpeg 4 года назад +3

      Lmao why did this make me laugh so hard

  • @simonarakle9118
    @simonarakle9118 4 года назад +38

    with an english breakfast it’s really give and take, everyone’s is different but the basis is
    -eggs
    -sausage
    -bacon
    -black pudding
    -toast or fried bread
    -hash browns
    -baked beans
    -mushrooms
    -fried tomatoes
    the greasier the more authentic and the baked beans have to be in tomato sauce like the sweet kind not like us baked beans. oooo and for a sauce brown sauce is a staple :))

    • @opalmoon2262
      @opalmoon2262 3 года назад +2

      everything is 👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩 but black pudding. no ma’am the english need to abolish that pls.

    • @scienceislove2014
      @scienceislove2014 2 года назад

      Why "fried" tomatoes??

    • @scienceislove2014
      @scienceislove2014 2 года назад

      Why "fried" tomatoes??

  • @TeALBaBe
    @TeALBaBe 4 года назад +41

    I feel like if you were to freeze the "yolk" mixture you would be able to cover it with the white better to keep it contained and it wouldnt get overcooked so it would still be runny

  • @clearcassiopeia
    @clearcassiopeia 4 года назад +320

    After seeing this, I need to see Julien try molecular gastronomy

    • @bethaniewilde2616
      @bethaniewilde2616 4 года назад +17

      That and food calorimetry. I would love to see julien burning food in a styrofoam cup “for science.”

    • @hardfugoo1
      @hardfugoo1 4 года назад +7

      I mean, that’s basically all gluten free/vegan cooking at this point.

    • @GnarlyOatmeal
      @GnarlyOatmeal 4 года назад +2

      That would probably void his home owner's insurance...

  • @3yummyliciousexD
    @3yummyliciousexD 4 года назад +243

    You should have frozen your “yolk” and scooped it out and covered it with the “egg white” it will turn beck into a runny “yolk” after warming up👍🏻

    • @natalischko
      @natalischko 4 года назад +4

      that's a good idea!

    • @jaminwaite3867
      @jaminwaite3867 4 года назад +5

      BIG BRAIN!!

    • @MiniGiraffeIggy
      @MiniGiraffeIggy 4 года назад +4

      you could even pour it into those tiny silicon ice cube trays to keep it neat so that you pop out the yolk ice it's an even amount every time, no shavings wasted!

    • @tonionio
      @tonionio 4 года назад

      Food wars mindset

  • @thecheflouis6683
    @thecheflouis6683 4 года назад +267

    Julien: this isnt neat *folds towel*
    Also julien: *whips dirty towel across the room*

    • @kaleigh1221
      @kaleigh1221 4 года назад +6

      you know that got a "JULIIIEENNNNUH!"

    • @beccaschaberg
      @beccaschaberg 4 года назад +3

      The first towel was the powerful effect of Virgo season, the second towel was the steadfast perseverance of the Aries

  • @emilycm617
    @emilycm617 4 года назад +17

    i feel like we need a julien and josh scherer from mythical collab. they’re both aries chefs, the chaos would be unmatched

    • @aristogatos1o1
      @aristogatos1o1 3 года назад

      Add a little Ben (Simplynailogical’s common law partner) and we’re golden

  • @BeautybyEm337
    @BeautybyEm337 4 года назад +77

    “well we’re gonna cosplay as a chicken here”, god we don’t deserve this man

  • @hannahball5557
    @hannahball5557 4 года назад +94

    Hi Julien, try Kala Namak in the yolk. It is an Indian black salt with an egg taste!
    I love your videos btw!
    Thanks,
    Hannah

  • @beekate
    @beekate 4 года назад +86

    "that's not neat" is probably a sentence none of us have heard julien say before

  • @donnapotts2238
    @donnapotts2238 4 года назад +285

    Waiting for all us English people to ask why there is greens on a full English

    • @kerryrose3359
      @kerryrose3359 4 года назад +40

      I was LITERALLY just thinking this! Get that green outta there, we all know a good English brekkie is pure brown! lol

    • @beekrie
      @beekrie 4 года назад +2

      Kerry Rose Amen to that 🙏😂

    • @9billiondogs
      @9billiondogs 4 года назад +36

      my heart broke when there wasn’t any hash browns 😭

    • @Chestersgirl1981
      @Chestersgirl1981 4 года назад +5

      Kerry Rose Brown, beige & orange

    • @reihitchens1202
      @reihitchens1202 4 года назад

      @@kerryrose3359 beige* 😉🤣

  • @rosequill7925
    @rosequill7925 4 года назад +20

    This is the healthiest full english I've ever seen in my life

  • @meghachengaloor6921
    @meghachengaloor6921 4 года назад +51

    he didnt offer us a bite
    i. WANTED. A BITE.

  • @SamanthaEatsCookies
    @SamanthaEatsCookies 4 года назад +132

    "This is not neat"
    *folds towel*
    WHAT IS THIS VIRGO ENERGY

    • @inthereart8743
      @inthereart8743 4 года назад +5

      the aries energy followed closely with him throwing the second towel out of sight

  • @Sarah-gc6ts
    @Sarah-gc6ts 4 года назад +207

    Julien: "Why are there flies in here?"
    Bames: "😭"

    • @BatZenDen
      @BatZenDen 4 года назад +1

      Aww Bames 💔

  • @mauderboulay
    @mauderboulay 4 года назад +70

    Julien:
    "Wish I could lay an egg👀"
    10 seconds later.."ok this is the weird part"
    "Why am I like this"
    😂😂😂😂

  • @Staticjokes
    @Staticjokes 4 года назад +20

    The most english thing he did in this video was immediately put everything in a sandwich. We love putting stuff in sandwiches.

  • @blue1girl1
    @blue1girl1 4 года назад +7

    I think the main reason Julien is the only cooking channel I watch is because it feels realistic and obtainable. He helps make people believe that they can attempt to make fancy foods, even without experience. It's cool, he's cool.

  • @sophiabackus
    @sophiabackus 4 года назад +168

    Who else isn’t surprised to see two band aids on his hand as he talks about experimenting in the kitchen?

  • @Pseudo_RNG
    @Pseudo_RNG 4 года назад +652

    Full English science facts for reference: no spinach. Grill HALF tomatoes rather than sliced. Plz make that toast more well done. Needs bacon (or plant-based alternative) and black pudding (I highly doubt there's a plant-based version of this). And HASH BROWNS! These are just my humble opinions as an Englishman, but this is more like a half-english breakfast 😉. Also you'd better be having OJ and a strong cup of builders tea!
    Edit: I didn't think this would cause such controversy..

    • @emmamosley8472
      @emmamosley8472 4 года назад +88

      And butter the toast!!!

    • @tijacck7755
      @tijacck7755 4 года назад +44

      There are loads of vegan black pudding alternatives just to confirm 😊

    • @tomeeta2296
      @tomeeta2296 4 года назад +2

      Yes!!

    • @pixiemoonglow9642
      @pixiemoonglow9642 4 года назад +13

      Atomic shrimp just made a vegan black pudding recently!! :)

    • @peytonbequette6730
      @peytonbequette6730 4 года назад +4

      Pixie Moonglow I was just about to comment the same thing! Love Atomic Shrimp

  • @sophiastargazer
    @sophiastargazer 4 года назад +62

    I'm surprised that the recipe for the "egg" didn't include kala namak. It would probably have tasted more like egg with that ingridient.

  • @MrsMuffin11
    @MrsMuffin11 4 года назад +6

    I'd just like to say thank you to all of you in the comment section who are always so positive and nice and kind. You make it nice to be here. ❤ One of the many reasons I've always loved Jenna and Julien's videos ❤

  • @claireisacamel
    @claireisacamel 4 года назад +15

    Pros and Cons of being able to lay an egg (coming from a chicken keeper)
    Pro: there’s a celebratory song that breaks out in the whole flock, every time an egg is laid!
    Con: you lay at a different time every single day. Don’t count on that afternoon nap, Buckbeak, you have to lay an egg first, today.

  • @zeeunicorn6875
    @zeeunicorn6875 4 года назад +77

    When Julien said “Brekkie”. My South African heart just melted and I smiled like an idiot

  • @dkmarlenej
    @dkmarlenej 4 года назад +196

    Me, Danish watching this with my mortified British partner. I quote: "He can't even cook the toast right! It's under-toasted. What is wrong with you Julien?!" - Them British be very particular about their fry-ups looool

    • @josh2045
      @josh2045 4 года назад +17

      We have so little by the way of traditional cuisine we have to be.
      Full English/Scottish, Sunday roast, (all the) savory pies, sweet pies(mainly apple tbh) stews, soups, sandwiches, and fish and chips.
      With so few dishes you may aswell do it right. 😅

    • @isobeltreasure2972
      @isobeltreasure2972 4 года назад +12

      I think it’s just a traditional thing and when an American makes it wrong and makes it healthy and forgets bacon and hash browns, the best bit, it hurts... it really does :(. :D

    • @butlertrashcan
      @butlertrashcan 4 года назад +6

      @@isobeltreasure2972 And the fried bread and cuppa. But adds spinach... who trolled him with that one?

    • @isobeltreasure2972
      @isobeltreasure2972 4 года назад +1

      Kate Butler ooo yeah fried bread, not a large tea drinker wish I was to be more stereotypical :D

    • @chapettewhat5158
      @chapettewhat5158 4 года назад +2

      @@isobeltreasure2972 I saw an American make tea in the microwave once. I had to restrain myself from calling the police 🚔

  • @115Lexis
    @115Lexis 4 года назад +122

    One thing missing from the full English: h a s h b r o w n s. Also, no spinach, green things dont belong on a plate of full English x

    • @khajiitofthehiddenleafvill4302
      @khajiitofthehiddenleafvill4302 4 года назад +6

      And bacon

    • @115Lexis
      @115Lexis 4 года назад +1

      villages YES omg

    • @marianna3253
      @marianna3253 4 года назад +1

      Yes, isn't it supposed to be all beige and fatty, no greens whatsoever. Oh and it always tastes like metal for some reason 😂 Julien's looks so much better though but it's missing hashbrowns

  • @kitty-kitten-
    @kitty-kitten- 4 года назад +68

    Hey Julien, you should just straight up try beans on toast. I pop a thick piece of gluten free toast in a hot pan with vegan butter and toast it like that on medium until browned on both sides, then slap some hot beans on top... And dig in with a fork and knife. I'll add Frank's to my beans for some heat sometimes. If you want a challenge, slow cook your own beans in a vegan BBQ sauce 👌

    • @yourdadisizzy
      @yourdadisizzy 4 года назад +1

      that's fried bread, not toast.

    • @kara2125
      @kara2125 4 года назад +1

      that sounds so good

    • @snoozyq9576
      @snoozyq9576 3 года назад +1

      Wowee you do it all fancy

    • @kitty-kitten-
      @kitty-kitten- 3 года назад

      @@snoozyq9576 it's only because Julien is fancy 💅🤷

  • @Flame11224
    @Flame11224 4 года назад +9

    The way he says ‘some’ at 4:03 sounds exactly like the some at the start of All Star by Smash Mouth

  • @jessicagoodyear586
    @jessicagoodyear586 4 года назад +32

    I too imagined 'julieennnnn' in response to the peeing in kitchen joke.
    Miss you Jenna and hope your doing ok, thank you julien for looking after her and being such a legend ♥️

  • @littlestar3356
    @littlestar3356 4 года назад +406

    *See's something green on an English breakfast*
    Wtf is that and get it away from my food

    • @JB_Fraulein_Kunst
      @JB_Fraulein_Kunst 4 года назад +53

      As a fellow Brit the thumbnail triggers me 😂

    • @miles4939
      @miles4939 4 года назад +34

      @@JB_Fraulein_Kunst as a fellow brit you are WEAK and you should eat more vegetables 🤬👎

    • @pqetics3560
      @pqetics3560 4 года назад +22

      @@miles4939 As a breakfast? Who wants to be that healthy in the morning?

    • @miles4939
      @miles4939 4 года назад +14

      @@pqetics3560 vegetables (and fruit) taste good and make you feel good when would you not want to eat them

    • @BitterGoblinBoy
      @BitterGoblinBoy 4 года назад +3

      @@miles4939 agreed xD (fellow brit boy here)

  • @chelseajade8083
    @chelseajade8083 4 года назад +114

    Screaming in frustrated british 🇬🇧 tones
    "Add more water to that pan" "Get that spinach off the plate" "Where are the hash browns?!" "I hope to god those are the right baked beans" "Butter that toast" 😂😂

    • @JemmaStovell
      @JemmaStovell 4 года назад +9

      Yes all of these!! I was waiting for brown sauce and ketchup too 😅

    • @rebeccam8119
      @rebeccam8119 4 года назад +6

      And bacon! Was surprised not to see some vegan bacon. Never had a fry up without bacon

    • @ashleymachado5146
      @ashleymachado5146 4 года назад +7

      Rebecca M Julien is pretty limited on his vegan bacon options. He can’t have the usual subs because of his gluten intolerance.

    • @rebeccam8119
      @rebeccam8119 4 года назад

      @@ashleymachado5146 oh makes sense!

    • @shawnalaim8577
      @shawnalaim8577 4 года назад +2

      I didn’t want to say this but THANK YOU 🙏😂 but he still did a good job 💓

  • @morganouren6266
    @morganouren6266 4 года назад +15

    Julien: making a vegan egg out of thin air
    Me, shoveling chex mix into my mouth: I bet I could do that

  • @sarahwillacker4135
    @sarahwillacker4135 4 года назад +18

    Julien becoming an actual chicken for 22 minutes straight

  • @jiyasharma6326
    @jiyasharma6326 4 года назад +49

    I love how Julien says "we", I feel like a scientist too

  • @calliebatey3867
    @calliebatey3867 4 года назад +243

    Makes a fake egg...
    Doesn’t know how to make canned beans hot without burning

  • @medinahajdari8996
    @medinahajdari8996 4 года назад +113

    I would have just frozen the “yolk” part of the egg and that way when it cooks you could probably get that nice runny effect but also what do I know I’m not a food science like julien

    • @chrism45
      @chrism45 4 года назад +4

      Thank you! I was about to comment making small ice cubes of the yolk so they form rounder and runnier.

    • @lyannaann8433
      @lyannaann8433 4 года назад

      💙🧡✌

  • @yarissalas8654
    @yarissalas8654 4 года назад +31

    As a mexican, hearing Julien say that he doesn't have beans during breakfast makes me sad. He's missing out

  • @erin6913
    @erin6913 4 года назад +6

    I love seeing your tribute to the english breakfast!! Especially as a veggie, this looked amazing!
    *However*
    I will include a detailed guide to a proper English breakfast for future tasty adventures..
    Bacon... meat free alternatives are great.. but it must be fried. Crispiness is not essential in british culture.
    Sausages- the cheaper the better when it comes to breakfasts (for some reason) but if you can get your hands on richmond meat free sausages youll get a great idea of a proper british sausage.
    Eggs- scrambled, fried or poached and plant based of course so this is personal preference.
    Beans- must be heinz. Theyre delicious and i often microwave them for an english breakfast.. or if im making beans on toast ill throw them in a pan to simmer briefly with some cheese.
    Toast- now there are 2 options: toasted and smothered in butter or fried in butter in a pan to make what we called fried bread.. very good but not my choice unless i make it myself.
    Mushrooms were spot on really..
    Tomatoes.. either halved tomatoes that have been fried in a pan or grilled. But hardcore englishmen have tinned tomatoes (plummed is best but chopped are fine and they often need sugar and salt added to balance out the tartness. Truly delicious.
    Hashbrowns- not traditionally british but theyre widely seen on english breakfasts nowadays.. mcdonalds hashbrowns are the closest consistency similar to a british hashbrown.
    All glugged down with proper yorkshire tea and milk or a chilled glass of fresh orange juice.

  • @thejaimishow
    @thejaimishow 4 года назад +40

    JULIE THE TOMATO NEEDS TO BE SUPER SUPER GRILLED AND CHARRED!!! STILL BEAUTIFUL THO

  • @izzygreen3038
    @izzygreen3038 4 года назад +145

    Julien: you need spinach for a full English
    Also Julien: why would you put tomatoes with a full English?

    • @kivzzzz
      @kivzzzz 4 года назад +5

      He was asking why grilling them

    • @Copperflash
      @Copperflash 4 года назад +56

      Izzy Green as a brit: nobody here eats spinach on a full english.

    • @karenpenny3973
      @karenpenny3973 4 года назад +4

      I always have grilled tomatoes with a full english... it's baked beans that should be illegal! 🤮

    • @cloudyazure
      @cloudyazure 4 года назад +14

      @@Copperflash I know I have never seen spinach on an English breakfast??

    • @lynnfisher2131
      @lynnfisher2131 4 года назад +12

      Fried egg,sausage, bacon,beans,fried bread,mushrooms and tomatoes is usually on an English breakfast

  • @inconspicuouskara2527
    @inconspicuouskara2527 4 года назад +38

    Julien: "Oh. The heat wasn't even on. 😐"
    Me: "JULIENUUUUH!!!"

  • @sarabrucie8613
    @sarabrucie8613 4 года назад +107

    This was his vegan version of a English breakfast, calm down.

    • @Anluain
      @Anluain 4 года назад +7

      I think he might want to put that in his video title, description or somewhere when 'the algorithm' recommends this title to many many people with zero interest in that type of cooking/lifestyle. I feel it would save him all the understandable comments about cooking what we call a 'proper' breakfast lol

    • @gh6st575
      @gh6st575 4 года назад +35

      Horse McFadyen if people are offended by someone cooking a fake egg that’s their problem

    • @graciedoodle01
      @graciedoodle01 4 года назад +12

      I make vegan full English breakfasts all the time and there is never any spinach anywhere near my plate because it does not belong. His looks good but it’s not a full English at all.

    • @dexa6623
      @dexa6623 3 года назад +2

      @@Anluain Boo hoo he made a fake egg and didn't use meat. Takes you like 2 seconds to just click off.

  • @azizahivana
    @azizahivana 4 года назад +5

    i don't know if you're gonna see this but you can make egg using reverse spherification, so the yolk can have its own skin and not spilling everywhere, using calcium (its vegan i think) and sodium lactate. i saw this experiment on a show BitterSweet eps 16 but its in indonesian

  • @annakelly2495
    @annakelly2495 4 года назад +14

    When it comes to full English everyone has there own preference of how they like there plate to look and how they eat it, like it doesn't matter it's just prefence and what you prefer

  • @kayleecaca
    @kayleecaca 4 года назад +76

    the amount of bandaids on his hand is getting concerning-

    • @darkemogirl66
      @darkemogirl66 4 года назад

      Kaylee Keen it’s also used for weights

  • @bumblingbeezy
    @bumblingbeezy 4 года назад +110

    9:25
    Julien: "I wish I could lay eggs!"
    Aslo Julien: *remembers what menstruation is and silently takes back what he said*

    • @dibamoca9885
      @dibamoca9885 4 года назад +2

      Birds don’t have uteruses and therefore they don’t menstruate. Only some mammals shed their uterine lining.

    • @moeshrooms385
      @moeshrooms385 4 года назад +3

      diba moca I don’t think they were talking about birds lol

  • @gabriellescott8137
    @gabriellescott8137 4 года назад

    I love the energy in this channel. It's so underrated

  • @megthomas3043
    @megthomas3043 4 года назад +61

    Every time Julien says bottom I get his voice in my head saying "hotdog bottom front"

    • @Thatonehanna
      @Thatonehanna 4 года назад +15

      I hear you gotta be bottomless to get to the top.

  • @MrMatt4647
    @MrMatt4647 4 года назад +20

    Julien if you got the Colman's from the UK it is NOT GLUTEN FREE. I'm a coeliac from the UK and know I can't have Colman's so worth checking yours. It could be made differently in the US so really hope it's ok....

    • @jinxxie9593
      @jinxxie9593 4 года назад +4

      ohhh no i hope he didn't get sick

    • @floppymix8288
      @floppymix8288 4 года назад +2

      Oh that's awful I hope he sees this and gets help. Jenna can help him hopefully...

  • @bripez
    @bripez 4 года назад +304

    Julien. You need to try baked beans on toast. It’s life changing.

    • @lizziex7117
      @lizziex7117 4 года назад +51

      Brionyx - as a British person, I wouldn’t say life changing - I’d say lunch 😂

    • @RoxanneLavender
      @RoxanneLavender 4 года назад +8

      @@lizziex7117 Or 'tea'. beans on toast for tea, lol.

    • @lizziex7117
      @lizziex7117 4 года назад +5

      Lauren Abbott - oh really spoiling us now 😂

    • @lizziex7117
      @lizziex7117 4 года назад +3

      Roxanne Lavender - or breakfast 😂 literally anything

    • @elisabethjohnson2846
      @elisabethjohnson2846 4 года назад +4

      y’all are so weird 😭😭

  • @thatdeadmeme
    @thatdeadmeme 4 года назад +8

    Something about "poached egg" in quotes is just so ominous.

  • @brittanybeard42
    @brittanybeard42 4 года назад +41

    me, forgetting you are vegan and gluten free: “what? it’s really not that hard to make a deviled egg”
    me, when i realize: 👁👄👁 “ohhhh wait, wtf? how?”

  • @Snakeofwrath
    @Snakeofwrath 4 года назад +17

    Never have I ever seen an English breakfast with spinach.

    • @heyykimothyy
      @heyykimothyy 4 года назад

      My immediate thought. no no no who puts spinach on?? 💀

  • @bendygoose5858
    @bendygoose5858 4 года назад +58

    EXUSE ME WHAT DID THE KING OF ALL ARIES, THE KING OF ALL MESSYNESS, THE KING OF *_NOT NEAT_* JUST SAY?!? 1:00

    • @isabellarobson5328
      @isabellarobson5328 4 года назад +18

      it’s truly virgo season beech

    • @petrichor8887
      @petrichor8887 4 года назад +7

      the fact that HE was definitely the one that put them like that too... a virgo would never

    • @madongseoksbiceps
      @madongseoksbiceps 4 года назад +6

      nah hes channelling jenna for us

  • @fittedrat7379
    @fittedrat7379 4 года назад +222

    “I said laboratory not labvortiry don’t go peeing in here”
    -Juliannnnnnn!!!!

  • @alanarochelle5260
    @alanarochelle5260 4 года назад

    i love the second camera angle you've been using recently! and this looked so good, i love breakfast food.

  • @beccasmmr9691
    @beccasmmr9691 4 года назад +1

    this made me feel very nostalgic, but also so wholesome! my father is from scotland (we live in germany) and we used to call this meal a "fried scot" (= "gebratener schotte" in german) instead of an english breakfast :P of course we did not have a vegan version + my dad would eat bacon with it too. i was a very picky eater and went vegetarian at some point, so as a child i would usually only eat the baked beans with the toast, sometimes an egg. love it to this day tho! lovely video juleeeeen

  • @tomasd1783
    @tomasd1783 4 года назад +34

    For a second I said "Who is Poached egg? Is Julien making a collab?"

  • @MonstehDinosawr
    @MonstehDinosawr 4 года назад +21

    Juliens face when he realised what he said about laying eggs I can't 😭🤣💕
    Ps. This would have felt more authentic for me as a Brit if you had used Heinz Tomato baked beans 🤣 also we fry the tomatoes
    Never had spinach at any place that does a full English though

  • @lyubovka
    @lyubovka 4 года назад +19

    Looks great! Only thing one thing... no spinach and there's bacon as well 🤤

  • @niki714niki
    @niki714niki 4 года назад

    Julien I really love how much artistry you put into your camera work. You've really evolved and it's clearly something you love. I loved all the closeups. Thank you for sharing your gift with us

  • @missmeowy2867
    @missmeowy2867 4 года назад

    I love you Julen. You brighten my day & make me want to cook things instead of staying in my depression chamber (i.e. bed). Thank you.

  • @isabellarobson5328
    @isabellarobson5328 4 года назад +5

    just got home from school feeling very sad and anxious, saw this video and felt better

  • @camiladeoliveira2390
    @camiladeoliveira2390 4 года назад +9

    Lemme just say that aries kitchen is my favorite show on youtube right now.. Julien's videos make me really happy 🥰🥰🥰 even though I'm not a vegan nor a celiac

  • @Ashley-vg8fv
    @Ashley-vg8fv 4 года назад +60

    "Summer, please end"
    As someone in the Midwest who woke up to frost on my windshield, don't you EVER say those words again

    • @secretaryofoffense7118
      @secretaryofoffense7118 4 года назад +3

      Greetings from someone else in the frigid armpit of america 🤙🏻❄️

    • @Dezyre.bartee
      @Dezyre.bartee 4 года назад

      Ohioan here, and it’s already close to snow 😂 I wake up and it’s 40 degrees already. Summer is done over here 🙃

    • @katelynnboyd9141
      @katelynnboyd9141 4 года назад +9

      As someone who's living in a state completely on fire, I'll take a frosted windshield any day.

    • @via2733
      @via2733 4 года назад +3

      Katelynn Boyd can't argue against that

    • @starkwords
      @starkwords 4 года назад +4

      Our state is on fire! I'm 50 miles away from Julien and it's been 95-100 degrees with a *completely gray* sky for over a week and my patio is covered in ash! We are DESPERATE for rain so we don't all die!

  • @greenb0y88
    @greenb0y88 4 года назад +6

    Juien: so on a full English we have mushrooms, spinach....
    Everyone in england: 😳😳😳

  • @eviemumford5014
    @eviemumford5014 4 года назад

    i miss jenna so much :( sending her ALL OF MY LOVE AND SUPPORT

  • @ferretsea
    @ferretsea 4 года назад +11

    i love how julien always makes enough for two

    • @saragraves1020
      @saragraves1020 4 года назад

      No, that's just standard English breakfast size

    • @saragraves1020
      @saragraves1020 4 года назад

      @GeekyMagicLover isn't that what I said? Lol