Fun fact, the rest of that cores lines include "--folowing calibration." And "please select how many spiders to be released upon calibration. For default amount, please make no selection. No selection, defaulting to 11'000 spiders"
And just think about it... this is how VR is NOW. In 10 years or so, I wouldn't be surprised if the technology has advanced 10 fold, and every single VR games feels 'real'.
Honestly I would love it if there were just a huge VR hall that tracked everyone in it and it simulated a fantasy town or something. That'd be so cool. VR Events need to be a thing.
There's a thing called the Virtuix Omni (and other things like it). It's basically a treadmill where you can walk anywhere, crouch, run, and stuff like that. It tracks how fast you move your feet on the surface, and stuff. Combined with the Vive, it would create probably the most immersive and awesome VR. That's one reason I don't like Vive too much, though. Most of the games for it, you don't actually move. You just teleport. I wish you could use the track-pad for teleporting for moving around, instead.
Sayliex honestly that would be the best thing ever if this could be a reality. Where you could walk everywhere on the omni while being in VR. Geez... imagine how great that'd be.
There's also a new thing being developed, that would be awesome for something like that. They're gloves that simulate the feeling of touch on your hands. For instance, you can feel raindrops on your hands (without the wetness). They're being developed for something else, but if they were taken, designed for motion tracking, along with a few new buttons or gestures in the place of buttons, and combined with a headset and the Omni, then there would be a whole new world. Of course, there already are gloves that track their position, and you can hold physics objects and stuff (Node did a video on it). They just don't simulate the feeling of touching different things.
Robbaz does it pretty well. He wants to show how it tracks you and stuff like that rather than immersing you. He shows it like a tech demo instead of a game.
13:38 HOLY SHIT HAHAHA. That Atlas figure is actually a real figure you can buy! (i know, because i own one.) there's a P-body version as well, and both of them are super-detailed and of a nice quality. they've also got light-up portal guns and eyes, and the eyes actually have a special 'boot-up' animation!
The amount of detail put into this is absolutely astonishing. Valve must have very talented employees. It must be a really fun and challenging to work there.
He's not bullshitting, it really does feel like you're in the office rooms when you put it on. Same with the ball-shooting level. You really feel like you're blowing up buildings.
DAN YOU HAVE TO TRY OUT OF AMMO!! It's a td game for vive only where you build your base from packages that a helicopter brings you and you can even play as the soldiers on the battlefield, man machieneguns, snipers, rocket launcers, be in bunkers or behind sandbags and defend your hq from terrorists
Only 120 billion years before I get enough money to get a computer good enough to run VR games. And God knows how long after that until I get enough to get a Vive.
nerd, every single time i watch one of your videos i'm like smiling like an idiot the entire time, you have the funniest way of recording man, love all of your videos
no never even if its a five min game that costs 1c or 1p i will still play it even if its everyone in thge game being nuked by an apothacon or something stupid *(yes i know apothacon is call of duty)*
where do you get 800$ from on the VIVE page it cost 900€ that is around 1000$ and that is before the Shipping & Handling (which is around 80€ or 100$) just wondering
One thing about Valve, their Voice Acting and scripting is fucking A+.
Valve*?
You mean Valve.
Valve
Ben Rose Valve.
Correct, Valve is what I meant.
When Dan is in space, jokes about Australia increase by %200
Except that joke, today, is untrue. But the majority of the time, yes
Hmmm.. I'm not really sure about this whole VR thing.
*Watches video*
Time to start saving up for a VR headset.
after i saw the tilt brush video I started saving for a Vive and a PC to run it
17:54
Any Person Who Possesses A Brain Would Have Done What Dan Did...
well even if you like spider its a aperture science core and they are always bad
But what if launching the spider core releases the spiders?
I died laughing😂😂
+username kwest same
RIP
Core: "Spiders will be released following..."
*Instantly shoots core across map*
Him: "I felt like that was the right thing to do."
Fun fact, the rest of that cores lines include
"--folowing calibration."
And "please select how many spiders to be released upon calibration. For default amount, please make no selection. No selection, defaulting to 11'000 spiders"
I saw a game called arachnophobia on steam
It's VR.
Dan needs to play this or we riot.
Well thanks for tell me that exists now i will NEVER check it out
I guess we riot.
thats called murder
yea!
And just think about it... this is how VR is NOW. In 10 years or so, I wouldn't be surprised if the technology has advanced 10 fold, and every single VR games feels 'real'.
So if somebody cuts me with a sword I'll feel it...THAT SOUNDS FUN!;)
And you'll die from it because some evil nutcase trapped you in the game!
Nice reference.
shutup weebs
Retz
Ok. Sorry to have imposed on you.
// 17:54 i found it so fucking funny by how fast he reacted to that XD
i am pretty sure he scripts some parts if not all of his videos
Dirtyy Man
// i know but still.
he might not script them per se. but he tries the game before showing it, so he knew it was going to happen, it's what i meant, it's still funny
Honestly I would love it if there were just a huge VR hall that tracked everyone in it and it simulated a fantasy town or something. That'd be so cool.
VR Events need to be a thing.
omg yes
Get a giant human track-pad.
There's a thing called the Virtuix Omni (and other things like it). It's basically a treadmill where you can walk anywhere, crouch, run, and stuff like that. It tracks how fast you move your feet on the surface, and stuff. Combined with the Vive, it would create probably the most immersive and awesome VR.
That's one reason I don't like Vive too much, though. Most of the games for it, you don't actually move. You just teleport. I wish you could use the track-pad for teleporting for moving around, instead.
Sayliex honestly that would be the best thing ever if this could be a reality. Where you could walk everywhere on the omni while being in VR. Geez... imagine how great that'd be.
There's also a new thing being developed, that would be awesome for something like that. They're gloves that simulate the feeling of touch on your hands. For instance, you can feel raindrops on your hands (without the wetness). They're being developed for something else, but if they were taken, designed for motion tracking, along with a few new buttons or gestures in the place of buttons, and combined with a headset and the Omni, then there would be a whole new world. Of course, there already are gloves that track their position, and you can hold physics objects and stuff (Node did a video on it). They just don't simulate the feeling of touching different things.
Dan knows how to do VR. I can't stand when a RUclipsr puts their facecam/bodycam in the video when it's VR, totally breaks the immersion.
Robbaz does it pretty well. He wants to show how it tracks you and stuff like that rather than immersing you. He shows it like a tech demo instead of a game.
"You're inside a simulation, INSIDE a simulation, inside another giant simulation!"
im going deeper leo
"spiders will be released w-"
*slinged*
I laughed for a good 2 minutes.
spiders relesaed...
*inception BWAAAA*
FWOMFOWMOMWOFMWOMFWOF SPIDERSSSS
i kept replaying that part over and over laughing harder and harder
it's time for a fecking crucade
17:53 - 18:02
I want one of these so much. If only it wasn't 800 FUCKING DOLLARS
It'll get cheaper over time.
This is revolutionary believe it or not
Yep
why dont you get a fucking job
aaronzack14
Why don't you learn how to punctuate and capitalize?
Thank you for activating spider-core
Spiders will be releas- (Gets flung)
5:36 wingardium levifuckoff XD
Atlas figurine had a butt. Can you plug the Postcard jack into it?
Ant-Man: *heavy breathing*
17:55 anyone else dieing of laughter?
Me!
if any part of this video where to be animated, that bit should be top priority.
Just nope was the only thing he could have thought there
im still dieing
YES!!!! xD
That fucking forklift made me think there was something happening outside like four times when I played.
It's just so loud, you think it must be from outside!
The sound seems so out of place too! I had the window wide open and we're near a building site so I just thought "shitting hell, that's close!"
XD
Hey!
Forklift_ Hey, no offense, but do try to keep it down
"This is how I relax. How do you relax? Pornography? I bet it's pornography."
-Daniel Hardcastle, 2016
Oh, a solar flare!
Daniel *Hard* castle
17:58 am I the only one pissing themselves laughing? XD
Nah mate ahaha, pissing myself too xD
I was pissing myself all the way through mate.
Nope I sounded like a little school girl
7:38 This made the joke so much better.
"We're much alike, you and I - Both prisoners. You, of this warehouse. Me, of my genius, and also, this warehouse."
I fucking died when that core said spiders will be released.
20:19
"spiders will be released-"
"AH!" -FWOOOOOOL-
As soon as that spider core appeared, I knew Dan would react hilariously XD
so who else is slowly wanting a vive more and more with every video
Dan's certainly taking my already burning desire, and cranking it up to 11.
I ended up buying one thanks to Dan. I'm that much more broke and I regret nothing.
13:38 HOLY SHIT HAHAHA. That Atlas figure is actually a real figure you can buy! (i know, because i own one.) there's a P-body version as well, and both of them are super-detailed and of a nice quality. they've also got light-up portal guns and eyes, and the eyes actually have a special 'boot-up' animation!
WE MUST SEE UNIVERSE SANDBOX 2 VR OR WE'LL RIOT
sup.
White riot? Followed by THE CLASH
he said he won't because it made him unbelievably uncomfortable
THE WE RIOT!!!!
RIOT!!! PREPARE FOR WAR!!!!!! ATTACK!!!!!!
Seen the title ... Well this will be "intresting"
Update i thought it was actual science experiments I was wrong
Nerd3 Plays...With Mercury
+Jared Devan I'm Finnish :(
HAHAHAHAHA I lost my shit at the NOPE with the spider cores XD
"Wingardium Levi- FUCK OFF"
-Daniel Hardcastle, 2016.
Dan. Universe Sandbox 2 has VR support. You know what must be done.
yes!
VR Teapots. Now.
Thank you for activating spider core, spiders will be released following goodbye.
with all of the detail in those cores, I wouldn't be surprised if valve has built a full scale core that actually bloody works
And those damn jocks said science was for nerds and couldn't do a thing for us.
Take that, Jamie!
Jamie isn't even a jock name. Maybe Zack or Terrence or Schmitty Werbenjeggermanjensen.
Jamie Hyneman definitely was not a jock.
ThyWaffl3 Schmitty Werbenjeggermanjensen, man that brings me way back
I can bet this game will have a game following it but, never a third
i cri
VR has 2 letters, third has 5 letters...5-2=3
HALF LIFE 3 VR CONFIRMED
I love your VR videos because you don't have facecam
Yeah and that means he uses his full space instead of focuses on staying in frame
2:30 "I like the music. Very Machiavellian."
Holy fuck, a reference that I actually get.
I will forever die because of "wingardium levi-fuck off"
Don't you mean "arrow and bows"?
#NeverForgetFarCry3Permadeath
I can't forget that. I've got the fucking shirt.
He will never live it down.
19:04 Good Jimmy Carr impression there Dan.
The timing and reaction to the Spider Core was absolutely flawless.
Hope your rework is just as flawless.
Wingardium LevioFUCKOFF XD I lost it HAHAHAHAHA
So, Tabletop Simulator has VR support now.
VR Secret Hitler?
more like VR pen and paper shadowrun
Just don't expect a third installment. Don't forget that this is Valve.
The amount of detail put into this is absolutely astonishing. Valve must have very talented employees. It must be a really fun and challenging to work there.
Well it might be if they made more games then this... *silently prays they're making games again*.
The spider core bit killed me lmao
well you're still talking
+Wyvern Wolfe why u hef to be mad, he wasn't being an arse just using talking as a general verb for communication.
Breaking Stuff general verb for communication? Thats a new one
+Jiahong L I got to give you that one...
Wyvern Wolfe at least learn how to use ellipses and capital letters
I hope they hid a Portal 3 teaser in there somewhere :')
Yes!
The whole thing is a portal 3 teaser, it's in Aperture for crying out loud!
No wonder Half Life 3 is taking so long Valve HQ seems to be empty :P
He's not bullshitting, it really does feel like you're in the office rooms when you put it on. Same with the ball-shooting level. You really feel like you're blowing up buildings.
DAN YOU HAVE TO TRY OUT OF AMMO!! It's a td game for vive only where you build your base from packages that a helicopter brings you and you can even play as the soldiers on the battlefield, man machieneguns, snipers, rocket launcers, be in bunkers or behind sandbags and defend your hq from terrorists
13:54 Kill it and get the Aegis of the Immortal
I wonder what Google Maps in VR would be like.
I feel like you can do that with the right equipment...
This needs to happen, the only reason I want vr is to explore places I cant go to IRl
16:43
"The other two thirds are caused by me"
I cracked up from that XD
and idk why.
best part of the video 17:54
2nd best part 20:18
8:05 he predicted the future
God. imagine surgeon simulator...
Beamng drive? Battlefield? Dead island?
There actually is a VR version of the Meet the Medic level in Surgeon Simulator
Orly?
Orcish Anvil Yes indeed. It's free on Steam; you just need a Vive to play it
It's pretty easy to control, I've tried the demo with the meet the medic operation
*ball starts taking about spiders*
* automatic throws ball*
"I think that was right"
Oh my god. Turbo Dismount with VR. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN RIGHT NOW
17:52 Aaaaand that's the winning point to prove that this is the funniest Nerdcubed video of the year.
17:51 Best Part
20:18 Is also good
17:54 just the amount of ''fuck no!'' in that moment plus the speed and silence was perfect.
Ikr? Something about that was genuinely amazing and I don't know why. That and the "Please be informed" bit.
+Oscar Oliver time stamp?
+Michael Nicholas 8:27
"Please be ADVISED" not informed soz
I'm using this video to clense myself from Sonic '06 *Shivers*
07:38
LOL I *_literally_* kept laughing for 1 1/2 solid minutes!
Is no one going to tAlk about how cute that dog is
its not a dog, and its not cute
"his helmet fell off, and his other helmet" oh dan, how i love you for that joke, you are the best human being ever!
Only 120 billion years before I get enough money to get a computer good enough to run VR games. And God knows how long after that until I get enough to get a Vive.
Get a modern ish phone, get a piece of cardboard and two pieces of plastic. Tadaa vr
I have an comp good enough + an vive
nerd, every single time i watch one of your videos i'm like smiling like an idiot the entire time, you have the funniest way of recording man, love all of your videos
IN THE SUN... it's almost as hot as Australia!
The balloon bopping sound effect is the most satisfying thing I've ever heard.
"I dont care about half life 3"
That moment when something takes so long that you dont even care anymore.
Half Life 3 will NEVER live up to it's hype if it gets made. Better to leave it as a running joke, and let it fade away.
no never even if its a five min game that costs 1c or 1p i will still play it even if its everyone in thge game being nuked by an apothacon or something stupid
*(yes i know apothacon is call of duty)*
Dan dosent like HL
love ur name also I'm sure he does like it but doesn't care about it as much as we did back in the day
+SPAXLORD Axl no he's stated it before that he doesn't care about it
Space had a wedding?
The reception must have been great.
This makes me really sad that I'm poor :(
It doesnt mean you're poor I mean alot of people dont have 800$ to buy this
Just wait a year or so, it'll be much cheaper and be a lot better.
Crazy how more features sometimes equals cheaper product
Mykhail Kozak One can only hope.
Nosirrbro
Trust me, most things like this drop waaaay down in price.
where do you get 800$ from on the VIVE page it cost 900€ that is around 1000$ and that is before the Shipping & Handling (which is around 80€ or 100$) just wondering
17:54 I have never in all my years seen a faster "nope"
Can't wait for a portal styled game on VR.
Check out Portal Stories: VR!
Already happened. Look at 'Budget Cuts'
I would watch an entire 30 minute video of nothing but the core flinging game.
I would watch a 24 hour video of dan fucking around with random vr shite
The "uranus" thing fucking killed me, i have the mind of a child. XD
same bro.
Aw Dan, i'm so proud of you, you've learned the difference between a bow and an arrow.
Remember in the Half-Life universe there was a rumour of the Manhack arcade game where they got civilians to play as a Manhack?
VR.
The Culling in VR would be the greatest thing ever.
Tbh I legit thought the Tracer Core was just gonna have an intolerable Cockney accent
Brasscake! reference
The basis for Alyx finally comes to fruition
Can Dan just stop doing non VR videos from now on? We need more of this. A lot more.
"And now Mercury lives on the sun, making it about half as hot as Australia" 😂😂😂
Its funny because its true!!!
Dan! Game idea! VR + Lego. You're welcome.
with shrinking thing to make giant or tiny brick
"Now Mercury lives on the sun, making it half as hot as Australia" AHAHA XD
Oh gosh, the uranus joke was godlike :D xD
as soon as nerdcubed started spinning the earth, it kept switching between day and night wtf
and there was a freaking meteorite on earth
Valve was just waiting for VR for HL3.
Source 1; half life 1
Source 2; half life 2
Vive;half life 3?
+The Average Pro
Not source 3?
"It's terrifying how accurate you can be"
*Completely misses balloon*
*Best video on VR i have ever seen*
17:51 one of the funniest NerdCubed moments ever. Dying.
You should play Hot dogs, Horseshoes and Hand Grenades, VR shooting game with lots of guns and stuff, pretty realistic except for recoil and weight
"...Making it about half as hot as austrailia"
Somebody put out an APB for my sides
"Half as hot as Australia"
11c in Melbourne right now
Sun isnt that hot I presume
yeah but it summer here and winter in Australia so
It was the same temperature here a few weeks ago and that was supposed to be Autumn.
its a bloody storm down here in newcastle, new south wales
I absolutley love you! "Wingardium levi-fuck off!" Funniest thing i have seen this year! 😂
God damn I wanted to see Dan's footage of him booting the game up. And seeing the Valve Head move...
I swear we better be able to play Roy before I die.
Of course Valve stopped making games, they needed to focus on making hats for TF2
Nah they need to focus on publishing and profiting from other people's hats and skins. More important than game play.
That spider core happening was the funniest thing I've witnessed all day