Viking romance was wild!

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  • Опубликовано: 12 ноя 2024

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  • @atoucangirl
    @atoucangirl 10 дней назад +10353

    honestly a sword as a proposal gift is 10 times better than any ring

    • @d.n5287
      @d.n5287 9 дней назад +309

      Eh if you drop a ring you might lose it. If you drop a sword you might lose a foot.

    • @Mr.Speebus
      @Mr.Speebus 9 дней назад +78

      worth it

    • @nana_alderweireld_coys
      @nana_alderweireld_coys 9 дней назад

      ​@@d.n5287lmfao🤣

    • @thatothergirl007
      @thatothergirl007 9 дней назад +54

      I would still go for that cause that's top tier

    • @atoucangirl
      @atoucangirl 9 дней назад +114

      @@d.n5287 i mean i'd give a nice sheath to go along with it, maybe even with a pretty ribbon

  • @noahjohnson935
    @noahjohnson935 13 дней назад +5792

    Vikings also had traditions around divorce. A primary wife could demand a divorce and a part of the property.

    • @choochootrain2145
      @choochootrain2145 12 дней назад

      They also had traditions like slaughtering children ! For fun!

    • @astrea79
      @astrea79 12 дней назад +160

      Love that for them!

    • @VDeity_X
      @VDeity_X 11 дней назад +362

      I believe this was only if they went an extended amount of time without having sex. Even if he was out conquering. The other circumstance was if he was found out to have been on the receiving end of gay sex. She could then legally declare divorce.

    • @doomergirl
      @doomergirl 11 дней назад +29

      Based

    • @Herr_Gamer
      @Herr_Gamer 10 дней назад +229

      @@VDeity_Xthere were quite a few reasons for why a wife could declare a divorce and most of them could fall under the definition of whether she thinks he isn’t manly enough. That can include sex as you say, or it can be about providing, social standing, demeanour, etc

  • @devam8192
    @devam8192 14 дней назад +14713

    This the the type of shorts I watch at 3:00AM and wake up thinking I had a fever-dream of it.

    • @hippiehillape
      @hippiehillape 14 дней назад +147

      We're all here dude

    • @whoobs5443
      @whoobs5443 14 дней назад +108

      Literally happening to me right now. I feel it.

    • @telefon8102
      @telefon8102 13 дней назад +61

      Its literally 3:02 am

    • @picklebulb1489
      @picklebulb1489 12 дней назад +14

      Yes

    • @MGro-nd6tt
      @MGro-nd6tt 12 дней назад +18

      Same. 7 minutes from 3.

  • @austinhill3931
    @austinhill3931 14 дней назад +8857

    Hygiene was very important for them because they lived on ships and disease would spread. Very quickly, so they would ritualistically clean themselves in order to not anger.The gods, but in reality, it served a practical purpose

    • @simp._.destoryer5166
      @simp._.destoryer5166 14 дней назад +593

      so they unknowingly discovered germ theory before germ theory

    • @karrg7832
      @karrg7832 14 дней назад

      @@simp._.destoryer5166do not anger the germs

    • @TtotheCizzel
      @TtotheCizzel 14 дней назад +82

      Who do you think sent the disease?

    • @sharonrigs7999
      @sharonrigs7999 13 дней назад +49

      ​@@TtotheCizzel???

    • @sharonrigs7999
      @sharonrigs7999 13 дней назад

      ​@simp._.destoryer5166 Many ancient people discovered the filth=disease link. It had nothing to do with their knowledge of germs

  • @Allronix
    @Allronix 14 дней назад +2432

    Another common practice? Men may have done the raiding but women guarded and kept the keys to the storehouse. So she managed the loot.

    • @msnicotiana
      @msnicotiana 14 дней назад

      🎶 she take my ingots, when I'm in nee-eeed... 🎶

    • @walkerx1813
      @walkerx1813 14 дней назад +118

      Teamwork!

    • @schuylerdstaats3249
      @schuylerdstaats3249 14 дней назад +291

      A Vikingr might have been a captain of a longship and commander of men in the shield wall, but his lady wife was the mistress of the hearth. She handled the finances, the stores, their relations with other houses and families, and if they owned a farm she handled that too. In some respects, her basic rights and dignity had greater protection than her husband's.
      I suppose one lesson to take away is this; don't crap where you sleep boys. Treat your lady right. And if you have to carry her off, take a bath (with soap!) first before treating her to a goat.

    • @TheNinjaNiky
      @TheNinjaNiky 14 дней назад +68

      Also handled the finances because they believed it was witchcraft or some shit like that😂

    • @Vlad2319
      @Vlad2319 14 дней назад

      ​@@TheNinjaNikyI concur, math is witchcraft

  • @HK47_115
    @HK47_115 14 дней назад +6890

    "Is that an englishman's head on a spike? Or are you just happy to see me 😏"

  • @KittyNoodlesPPC
    @KittyNoodlesPPC 14 дней назад +4655

    What I'm hearing is that there have ALWAYS been weird smelly dudes with bad hair complaining that the guys who know how to use shampoo are the ones landing babes

    • @lenibeni7421
      @lenibeni7421 10 дней назад +556

      And somehow… after ALL those years the same dudes still haven’t gotten why that is….

    • @3-Kashmir
      @3-Kashmir 10 дней назад +69

      They were savages, this short clip in just trying to romanticise them!

    • @xenagos3336
      @xenagos3336 10 дней назад +253

      ​@@3-Kashmiryou mean the saxons, right?

    • @smileysatanson3404
      @smileysatanson3404 10 дней назад +11

      Exactly

    • @smileysatanson3404
      @smileysatanson3404 10 дней назад +429

      ​@@3-Kashmir sounds like something a guy who got his maiden taken easily by a majestic viking would say

  • @lonelychameleon3595
    @lonelychameleon3595 9 дней назад +703

    "Just saw a Norman holding hands with an Anglo-Saxon...its over."

  • @ms.blackfire2927
    @ms.blackfire2927 10 дней назад +442

    That last part is something I've also been taught in Danish school. Like it is hilarious, modern media portraits, vikings as Dirty, rough men. Meanwhile, they were so beautiful and clean, especially for the time.

    • @happyhoneybees3689
      @happyhoneybees3689 7 дней назад +6

      I knew it!

    • @ey67
      @ey67 7 дней назад +5

      Beautiful men. Oh no. The LGBT crowd is everywhere. Geez

    • @SootBat37
      @SootBat37 6 дней назад +32

      @ey67 Yep. People different from you exist. Shocking, isn't it?

    • @_sav_age
      @_sav_age 5 дней назад

      Men can be beautiful. Just as women can be ugly. Just as my statement stands for this meaning beyond someones appearance. ​@@ey67

    • @3334me
      @3334me 5 дней назад +40

      Sooo BEAUTIFUL! My love had long blonde curly hair and bright blue ocean eyes ❤ and when he wouldn’t shave his face for awhile he started to look like a viking I always thought. O be still my beating heart 💗! I miss him soo badly. He’s been gone since ‘09. It’s the anniversary. Every year . I get really sad and think of him more than usual which is almost impossible. Since I think of him always. Even if my mind doesn’t realize. It’s like the body knows and remembers. R.I.P. Randy.

  • @keythealien
    @keythealien 13 дней назад +1337

    I find it hilarious that the English were pissed the vikings were too clean and kept attracting all their women. Like wash your ass every day then, Charles, maybe Mary will turn around and give you another look.

    • @williamharris8367
      @williamharris8367 12 дней назад +86

      Too much effort for too little return!

    • @charliegarrison9688
      @charliegarrison9688 12 дней назад +76

      I feel called out. 😂

    • @JohnDoe-nj1qs
      @JohnDoe-nj1qs 12 дней назад

      @charliegarrison9688 You don't wash your ass?

    • @Borderose
      @Borderose 12 дней назад

      Charles sounds too Norman for an Englishman. Maybe Mary fancies Sigurd Cleantrousers over Ecbert of Daworstshire instead? Lol

    • @IbnRushd-mv3fp
      @IbnRushd-mv3fp 12 дней назад

      Yeah clean on the outside but morally repugnant on the inside, just like today with modern nords...

  • @V10L4T0N
    @V10L4T0N 4 дня назад +63

    "to be a lover you need to be a fighter. Cause if you're not a fighter. What kind of love are you fighting for?"

  • @mikesheehan4470
    @mikesheehan4470 14 дней назад +782

    If nothing else, the ZZ Top Vikings won me over

  • @sharonrigs7999
    @sharonrigs7999 13 дней назад +558

    At least he didn't slap her with the goat

  • @shadowedaesthetics
    @shadowedaesthetics 13 дней назад +790

    Give the person who edited this a raise 😂😂😂

    • @mariader5870
      @mariader5870 13 дней назад +12

      100%❤️

    • @jimmythe-gent
      @jimmythe-gent 11 дней назад +5

      It’s AI.

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 10 дней назад +22

      ​@@jimmythe-gent bro not everything today is AI

    • @jimmythe-gent
      @jimmythe-gent 10 дней назад +10

      @@solus8685 sure, but I think this is- notice when he said a “bleating” goat, and it showed “blood” shoot out.

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 10 дней назад +15

      @jimmythe-gent yeah I noticed that too, but I think the editor is not the same person as the woman speaking and they simply misheard (or maybe don't know the word bleating)

  • @Goofy_Dominican
    @Goofy_Dominican 14 дней назад +993

    Vikings had strength, AND LOOKS?! *Man they got amazing RNG*

    • @peterwor9825
      @peterwor9825 14 дней назад +49

      They worked for it.

    • @agcoops9832
      @agcoops9832 14 дней назад

      Surprisingly easy to get looks when you kidnap all the pretty ladies and men.

    • @algamez94
      @algamez94 12 дней назад +90

      Compared to the brits, it ain't that hard

    • @Goofy_Dominican
      @Goofy_Dominican 12 дней назад +6

      @@algamez94 facts

    • @Dovahkiin0117
      @Dovahkiin0117 12 дней назад +13

      Funny they dogged on the Saxons when they just another Germanic tribe
      We all just kept fighting kin

  • @Iamasociopath
    @Iamasociopath 6 дней назад +73

    "love is a battlefield" such a funny yet absolutely true statement

  • @scottpadgett6663
    @scottpadgett6663 12 дней назад +95

    The editing here is top tier

  • @EinfaII
    @EinfaII 12 дней назад +37

    Imagine complaining that your competition is cleaner than you

    • @IbnRushd-mv3fp
      @IbnRushd-mv3fp 12 дней назад

      You still changed to christianity dude, I don't get how everyone thinks that's an "own" when even the muslims were cleaner and y'all obviously hate them...

    • @BridgetFitzgerald-w9p
      @BridgetFitzgerald-w9p 5 дней назад +1

      ❤😆😂🤣❤️

    • @greencreekranch
      @greencreekranch 12 часов назад

      lets be real, we all know a dude whos moaning all boils down to "other dudes are better than me"

  • @cfc1523
    @cfc1523 12 дней назад +135

    We actually know very little about Norse culture before Christianization because the Vikings only wrote in runes, mostly carved into stone. Most written accounts of “Viking” culture come from the 13th century, well after the Viking age was over, and, importantly, after the Christianization of Scandinavia.

    • @IbnRushd-mv3fp
      @IbnRushd-mv3fp 12 дней назад +10

      Doesn't matter, people will take any decadence ridden fantasy of their past history if it makes them look "civilized".

    • @Tatwinus
      @Tatwinus 10 дней назад +28

      Thats just false. Archeologists have uncovered lots of information corroborating the stories told by others.
      And then theres the fact life in the north didnt actually change much during the millenia after "christianization", only the major cities got continental.

    • @IbnRushd-mv3fp
      @IbnRushd-mv3fp 10 дней назад

      @@Tatwinus well no shit, if I had to judge by all the trafficking nords do I would say they haven't came out of the dark ages yet...

    • @vikinggoddess2126
      @vikinggoddess2126 9 дней назад +11

      You do know that there are countries that were populated by the Vikings that still teach all the chronicles passed down, right? There is so much true history out there to prove that statement wrong. On top of the runes being translated.

    • @cfc1523
      @cfc1523 9 дней назад +10

      @ Of course! My point wasn’t that we know nothing about Norse culture, nor was it that runes and oral storytelling tradition cannot be trusted. Rather it was that these are stories, not first hand written accounts. Separating the fictional elements of myths, and those that are an accurate representation of culture is pretty difficult. Gives us good insight, but not necessarily “truth.”

  • @dennismaldonado201
    @dennismaldonado201 12 дней назад +563

    The Aztecs would shower at least once a day and were disturbed by the fact that the Spanish (and by extension, most of Europe) only bathed only once a week

    • @choochootrain2145
      @choochootrain2145 12 дней назад

      The Aztecs literally doused their streets in the blood of hundreds, sometimes literally thousands of people quite literally every single day. The idea they were more hygienic than Europeans is actually completely laughable. Fucking avatar watchers man😂 they actually think it's comparable

    • @Porook
      @Porook 12 дней назад +105

      I heard it was once a month and that Europeans believed dysentery was the result of bathing more frequently than that.

    • @sophroniel
      @sophroniel 12 дней назад +148

      medieval europeans actually bathed a lot, had public bathhouses etc but stopped after the 1300's plague as they belived that bathing was one of the causes, and public bathhouses all closed (also they had been mixed gender and many became infamous brothels, that the church was always trying to crack down on... )
      But yeah the stigma of bathing only started in the mid 1300's after the black death

    • @cameleonfleuri
      @cameleonfleuri 11 дней назад +28

      True bu,t from what I read, the Spanish certainly bathed way less often then once a week in those times. Mayeb once every six months for the cleanest.

    • @KarlButIWishIWasntMarx
      @KarlButIWishIWasntMarx 11 дней назад +9

      @@cameleonfleurimaybe because most of south Spain was under Al andalus rule. Different customs maybe

  • @acmelka
    @acmelka 13 дней назад +162

    They rowed their longboats up them fjords.... Vigorously

  • @Eronoc13
    @Eronoc13 12 дней назад +27

    John of Wallingford mentions "Danes", and he's writing centuries after the Christianization of Scandinavia. He doesn't say anything about "Northern Invaders", he just said that Danes of his day were prissy and English noblewomen loved it.

  • @oscarkrohn4641
    @oscarkrohn4641 10 дней назад +18

    Can we just appreciate the amount of effort put in to the sound effects (and also the animations of course)!

  • @AustinMcDermott-bh2po
    @AustinMcDermott-bh2po 8 дней назад +26

    I love the fact, she added ZZ Top to this and they’re playing their Sharp Dressed Man song

  • @williamharris8367
    @williamharris8367 12 дней назад +546

    My very distant ancestors were supposedly Vikings (who had settled in Scotland). I always suspected that there was a pretty Celtic girl who influenced the decision to remain rather than return to Scandinavia in an open boat.

    • @choochootrain2145
      @choochootrain2145 12 дней назад

      Your ancestors were hedonistic pigs that were hated by not only everyone they encountered but their own people as well. Forsaken by their own gods. A truly pathetic people. Now they're mascots for shitty video games and they don't even look like them half the time. Serves them right to misremembered

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 12 дней назад +29

      As a German who has been to Scotland.... I don't doubt this at all ❤

    • @astrea79
      @astrea79 12 дней назад +41

      There is limited arable land in Scandinavia. During the Viking age, there probably a population boom of young men who couldn't get by being farmers or fishermen. So they resorted to raiding and trading.

    • @svenbrede6151
      @svenbrede6151 12 дней назад

      ​@@astrea79and noping the fuck out of there

    • @SirPano85
      @SirPano85 12 дней назад +14

      ​​@@astrea79 there were a unification process under going in Scandinavia, so many little nobles/warriors had to left because they didn't agree with the ruler and where they went we all know well.
      Not much different from catholic crusades...

  • @puffthecatpuff8931
    @puffthecatpuff8931 6 дней назад +16

    This is the first history lesson I couldn't sleep through.

  • @jamesdeen2722
    @jamesdeen2722 12 дней назад +97

    “Hey! You! Get into my car!” Is some insane shit to put in a song 😂
    I guess life was probably different for Billy Ocean however

    • @generaleerelativity9524
      @generaleerelativity9524 9 дней назад +2

      Ah yes, young James my boy, you have much to learn about courting a young lady in the backseat of a car. And if you think that's wild, just wait til you meet a minivan mom. Lots more room for the boom boom. 🤤👌

    • @RighteousInquisition
      @RighteousInquisition 8 дней назад

      @@generaleerelativity9524 Play soccer mom pulled down the seats

    • @themaggattack
      @themaggattack 7 дней назад +1

      ​@@generaleerelativity9524 Well ain't you just the Lord Byron of the back seat? Servicing lonely, neglected soccer moms all along the otherwise boring by-roads of life! Carpe soccer mom! 😂 If you've served her well, then that's one less Type-A, stressed out day for that poor kept woman. Carry on, Cassenova!

    • @generaleerelativity9524
      @generaleerelativity9524 7 дней назад

      @themaggattack yessir! There's something to be said about finding yourself in the backseat of the same type of minivan at the same park but with a different Mom several years apart and each of them their own flavor and background story unique to them but all find themselves in the same scenario once in the clutches of the debonair with the thrill down there 👇🏽🦴👀

  • @m420-nd1if
    @m420-nd1if 14 дней назад +474

    Apparently some women of the lands that were pillaged by Vikings willingly loved them, because their hygene was better than that of the local men 😂

    • @Destroyj4nn13s
      @Destroyj4nn13s 14 дней назад

      "Ah, I see you killed my husband and children, and you will be taking me away from my home and selling me into sex slavery. But I certainly do love that you don't smell as bad as the men I grew up with!"

    • @kasugaifox8571
      @kasugaifox8571 14 дней назад +57

      Not much has changed. 🤣

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 10 дней назад +40

      Some things never change.. Cause some men never learn

    • @DJBSharpMusic
      @DJBSharpMusic 10 дней назад +28

      So the rules are not "keep clean and sweep her off her feet," but "burn her village, kidnap her, then keep clean"?
      I've been doing things wrong all my life. 😂

    • @muaowa
      @muaowa 7 дней назад +14

      Being dirty is so much more of a deal breaker than most guys I know realize.

  • @lookhereandreadit
    @lookhereandreadit 13 дней назад +23

    Slapping a woman with a bouquet is crazy 😂

  • @phillittle5890
    @phillittle5890 5 часов назад +1

    Good video. I enjoyed the animation. Viking love from up here in Scotland 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 ❤

  • @Anil18834
    @Anil18834 13 дней назад +34

    Loving the 80s references 😂
    and the face of happy, hopeful, vulnerability of the one offering a sword ❤❤❤

  • @JimmyHat-k4t
    @JimmyHat-k4t 12 дней назад +12

    With all due respect I found this style of animation hilarious thanks this was fun

  • @brynmorepayne1465
    @brynmorepayne1465 14 дней назад +143

    Fellas my wives have unionized what do I do? -Elon Musk

    • @DriesduPreez
      @DriesduPreez 10 дней назад +12

      Replace em with bots. Or better, genetically modified cat-gurls

    • @Segen_Bell
      @Segen_Bell 3 дня назад

      ​@@DriesduPreezBruh, slavery is not the "gotcha" you were thinking about.

  • @GilLome
    @GilLome 14 дней назад +66

    Love is a Battlefield! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @abit359
    @abit359 12 дней назад +14

    I gotta be honest, the kidnapping women thing and slapping them with bouquets sounds like something some Christian wrote a few hundred years after the Vikings’ christianization

    • @warcrimeconnoisseur5238
      @warcrimeconnoisseur5238 10 дней назад +2

      But it's not, it was a legitimate thing in Europe, I know that in Bavaria a similar tradition exists/existed

    • @maximillian1109
      @maximillian1109 2 дня назад +1

      It probably is. They didn't kidnap wives. Just slaves.

  • @TuxedoTalk
    @TuxedoTalk 14 дней назад +32

    You just have to yell "surprise!" First

  • @AnthonySforza
    @AnthonySforza 11 дней назад +8

    Yea, it's like with Rollo, there are accounts where the Normans referred to him as the "Walking Man" because he was too big to get onto a horse. So it's easy to assume he was some huge Hagar looking guy, just fat everywhere. However, cross referencing it with other accounts, the women in Normandy were quite fond of him, due to how handsome he was. So combining those two series of accounts, one would be drawn to the notion that he was probably huge and built like the guy who played The Mountain on Game of Thrones.

  • @PresidentPlayback
    @PresidentPlayback 12 дней назад +11

    If I saw this video as a child, I guarantee I would have gotten in trouble for not shutting up about it.

  • @alaskanwolf7262
    @alaskanwolf7262 14 дней назад +16

    lol love your editing

  • @deaonna8528
    @deaonna8528 14 дней назад +15

    Please make more..😊

  • @Zagadoo607
    @Zagadoo607 13 дней назад +44

    Nookie ban is crazy😂😂

  • @deaonna8528
    @deaonna8528 14 дней назад +12

    Love the video & you didn't have an annoying voice over

  • @DRXNESTRIKE
    @DRXNESTRIKE 13 дней назад +8

    Insane visuals

  • @ralsharp6013
    @ralsharp6013 13 дней назад +4

    Great upload thanks 🗝🙏🏽

  • @Robcoz
    @Robcoz 14 дней назад +81

    Viking helms do not have horns lol

    • @kendra_t
      @kendra_t 14 дней назад +22

      That bugged me more than the car

    • @jessicahay9305
      @jessicahay9305 14 дней назад

      Ceremonial helms sometimes did.

    • @triumphant39
      @triumphant39 14 дней назад +37

      They are also presenting the particular habits of kings and warlords as that of the common man, which is simply not the case. Germanic kings (in the centuries before the Viking age) could also have more than one wife, commoners did not, and likely could not, just as it would be silly to make a video saying “Americans drive Ferraris and eat black truffles and caviar on the daily”. No, they did not, and this is barely edutainment, almost no educational content involved.

    • @J-IFWBR
      @J-IFWBR 14 дней назад +3

      but richard wagner says they do! and hes like a top notch historian, isnt he?

    • @celticperspective5183
      @celticperspective5183 12 дней назад

      They do there’s plenty of pictographic evidence from the period for it. Psuedo intellectual debooooonking gets old fast.

  • @UnsafeToast
    @UnsafeToast 14 дней назад +112

    Nothing says love like kidnapping and concubines

    • @IbnRushd-mv3fp
      @IbnRushd-mv3fp 12 дней назад +22

      Yeah and everyone just validating and praising it, I swear modern humans are a clown shit show and a half...

    • @choochootrain2145
      @choochootrain2145 12 дней назад +14

      ​@@IbnRushd-mv3fp oh dude I've literally slapped friends for talking about Vikings favorably. I don't allow that praising of hedonsitic shit near me.

    • @IbnRushd-mv3fp
      @IbnRushd-mv3fp 12 дней назад

      @@choochootrain2145 it's literally the same thing romaboos and islamaboos do

    • @IbnRushd-mv3fp
      @IbnRushd-mv3fp 12 дней назад +10

      @@choochootrain2145 based puritan 👊 😂

    • @choochootrain2145
      @choochootrain2145 12 дней назад +25

      @@IbnRushd-mv3fp "trust me bro the women went willingly. I read it in the books they wrote after they slaughtered innocent Christian farming communities"
      Far as I'm concerned the only thing we should attempt to inherit from vikings is their combat skill and their hardiness. Everything else about them is hedonistic pagan barbarism

  • @danilavallette
    @danilavallette 13 дней назад +29

    Lmao. the animations. take me out every time 😂. “🎶Get into my car 🎶” 💀

  • @maverickthe13th52
    @maverickthe13th52 13 дней назад +12

    Not the yamete kudasai sound effect 💀

  • @pup_master66
    @pup_master66 День назад +1

    This is amazing.

  • @thrandompug2254
    @thrandompug2254 14 дней назад +194

    You'll notice that literally ANY time foreigners arrive anywhere, the local men get mad at them for attracting "their" women

    • @Renwoxing13
      @Renwoxing13 12 дней назад +22

      Imagine the plight of Chinese bros when women are millions upon millions less then males and then have a foreigner come and scoop o e up !
      lol !

    • @elismith8356
      @elismith8356 11 дней назад +9

      Crazy you said a good conscious rapper friend of mine asked one of his white fans. Why do some white people hate blacks, what did we ever do 2 you ? The fan answered 2 the best of his knowledge and what he has heard from family, friends, associates, etc. is that it's the fear of losing their women 2 a person of color. Being the stereotype that we are bigger down there, physically stronger and faster. So yea I agree with your comment.

    • @SwornInvictus
      @SwornInvictus 11 дней назад +30

      ​@elismith8356 Virtually all of the strength world records belong to Whites.

    • @kavky
      @kavky 10 дней назад +21

      ​@@elismith8356 How are you bigger and stronger and still lose at the Olympics?

    • @DriesduPreez
      @DriesduPreez 10 дней назад

      ​@@elismith8356Found the manlette who needs to resort to race other and superficial qualities and myths to boost his minimal self-esteem

  • @themangomanjuice
    @themangomanjuice День назад

    Wow! Very interesting stuff haha🫶🏿!

  • @id5girl
    @id5girl 14 дней назад +5

    Fantastic. Very enjoyable to watch lolol

  • @Randopatchi
    @Randopatchi 14 дней назад +29

    What’s with the AI art now?

  • @neledemeulemeester754
    @neledemeulemeester754 12 дней назад +1

    What a great GREAT geniously edited video

  • @foxopossum
    @foxopossum 14 дней назад +4

    Lolol these videos are great

  • @williamwild1
    @williamwild1 12 дней назад +1

    Love the video this is awesome editing

  • @thetankteacher
    @thetankteacher 10 дней назад +3

    As a Swede I can say, the court didn't understand.

  • @cakeisavegatable
    @cakeisavegatable 7 дней назад

    Whoever edited this video deserves an Emmy

  • @antoniosanchez-qd4cg
    @antoniosanchez-qd4cg 11 дней назад +8

    The well groomed germanic man vs the average inglish man. Was never a competition.

  • @julitakamaki4386
    @julitakamaki4386 8 дней назад

    This was brilliant. I love history.

  • @hammer159
    @hammer159 14 дней назад +8

    Yeah. We know how to party.

  • @zekespain3780
    @zekespain3780 8 дней назад +1

    Who did the art on this I absolutely love their style !

  • @brdjones3732
    @brdjones3732 12 дней назад +3

    I thought the thumbnail was a crazy spider lady

  • @dethswurl117
    @dethswurl117 2 дня назад

    These animations are so unique I love it

  • @Hinatachan360
    @Hinatachan360 12 дней назад +12

    Getting slapped with a bouquet of flowers sounds better than kidnapping to me 💐

  • @marianavarro3111
    @marianavarro3111 10 дней назад

    This is the best video of the month 😂👍💯 so funny I can watch it over and over

  • @censusgary
    @censusgary 10 дней назад +5

    Courtship by kidnapping was a thing for quite a while. See, for example, the Romans and the Sabine Women.
    I’m pretty sure it’s illegal now, though.

    • @BridgetFitzgerald-w9p
      @BridgetFitzgerald-w9p 5 дней назад

      ❤😆😂🤣❤️

    • @emeraldspark8794
      @emeraldspark8794 3 дня назад

      Not in some places

    • @censusgary
      @censusgary 3 дня назад

      @ Actually, some cultures still do a sort of ritual kidnapping, where the groom’s friends come to the bride’s house and carry her away. Assuming the marriage has been consented to, they usually don’t meet much resistance.

    • @emeraldspark8794
      @emeraldspark8794 3 дня назад

      @@censusgary it not always consensual though, just look at Kyrgyzstan.

  • @user-se2xg7tq5u
    @user-se2xg7tq5u День назад

    This editing was top tier

  • @ianstotts8853
    @ianstotts8853 14 дней назад +5

    Zz top was perfect

  • @fabienneegerton8437
    @fabienneegerton8437 12 дней назад +2

    OMG I’m dying of laughter 😆 subscribed!

  • @davidragan9233
    @davidragan9233 14 дней назад +6

    The groomed beard made me think of them as ZZTop.

  • @Izzy-w2t
    @Izzy-w2t 8 дней назад

    Love this!

  • @Jaqles-DSG
    @Jaqles-DSG 13 дней назад +3

    Would have been nice, if they weren't perpetually spreading the misconception that Vikings wore horned helms.🤦🏻‍♀️

    • @IbnRushd-mv3fp
      @IbnRushd-mv3fp 12 дней назад +4

      I like how you're problem is with horns not the image being made that they were perpetual molesters.

    • @celticperspective5183
      @celticperspective5183 12 дней назад +1

      They did. Plenty of iconography from the period for it.

    • @jadeddragon4254
      @jadeddragon4254 10 дней назад +1

      Get over it

    • @Jaqles-DSG
      @Jaqles-DSG 10 дней назад

      @@IbnRushd-mv3fp I hadn't taken it as such, and I can see why you'd find a problem with that for sure! Vikings or not, humans can be awful pieces of shite, sadly. The stereotypes for historical bollocks really needs to sod off. Thanks for the additional info! It's greatly appreciated. :)

    • @niggamancer6985
      @niggamancer6985 10 дней назад

      ​@@IbnRushd-mv3fpI mean which culture wasn't

  • @DyxoXinoro
    @DyxoXinoro 5 дней назад

    This is a good series. I hope the algorithm shows me this series more.

  • @kpopstan3364
    @kpopstan3364 14 дней назад +5

    Animation 🤤😻

  • @IanFilipovich
    @IanFilipovich 10 дней назад

    This channel is getting wilder and wilder as time goes on

  • @AdelTheForsaken
    @AdelTheForsaken 12 дней назад +3

    I saw that handsome Squidward😂

  • @artfx9
    @artfx9 4 дня назад +1

    Sounds good. Sign me up!

  • @gunjohn09
    @gunjohn09 12 дней назад +9

    Fun fact: Viking ladies could demand divorce if the husband hit her 3 times or he became poor

    • @iamlouis1495
      @iamlouis1495 12 дней назад +4

      Became poor? Damn that’s a rough one over there.

    • @Ursarctos132
      @Ursarctos132 17 часов назад

      I understand abuse, but becoming poor is kinda much. Such was ancient society

  • @xeno5217
    @xeno5217 9 дней назад

    Loved this

  • @Bia-lm8it
    @Bia-lm8it 14 дней назад +4

    The editing is hilarious, I love it

  • @EmMiller-wu3dy
    @EmMiller-wu3dy 14 дней назад +3

    Sassy narration❤

  • @lucaskurth6192
    @lucaskurth6192 8 дней назад +1

    This is the best youtube short I have ever seen

  • @Hin_Håle
    @Hin_Håle 14 дней назад +13

    Can we stop with the horned helmets already?

    • @b-bopeddie1290
      @b-bopeddie1290 9 дней назад +1

      No there were horns ... not every one but they did have some

    • @warchiefvenomn7612
      @warchiefvenomn7612 8 дней назад +1

      ​@@b-bopeddie1290
      They didn't. Not once it was stated Vikings wore them in battle.

    • @ArcaneEiro
      @ArcaneEiro 5 дней назад

      🙄🙄🙄

  • @Zephyr_Weiss
    @Zephyr_Weiss 11 дней назад +2

    Vikings don't wear horns on their helmets...

  • @ThePurestVessel
    @ThePurestVessel 14 дней назад +4

    Cool

  • @sabriel639
    @sabriel639 7 дней назад

    The artwork is beautiful

  • @Paleo_P1anet
    @Paleo_P1anet 12 дней назад +9

    “They’d have multiple concubines”
    Meanwhile the truth is that the Norse were actually quite loyal and never had any affairs and if they did they’d be shamed for it
    Food for thought

    • @IbnRushd-mv3fp
      @IbnRushd-mv3fp 12 дней назад +2

      That's what they want know so that's what they'll promote in history, same thing happened with the ancient greeks and muslims

  • @sougatakumarmahato5112
    @sougatakumarmahato5112 4 дня назад

    I love the art style😂😂

  • @MadzNotHere
    @MadzNotHere 14 дней назад +9

    (Damn I’m early)
    Well…WE DON’T LEARN THIS SHIT IN HISTORY CLASS! Reason #1 why I subbed to this channel. I learn cool shit!

    • @jogennotsuki
      @jogennotsuki 14 дней назад +5

      You don't learn this in history class because it's nonsense

    • @MadzNotHere
      @MadzNotHere 13 дней назад

      @@jogennotsuki well, it’s also because we haven’t reached this topic yet. We’re still learning pre-history

  • @melelconquistador
    @melelconquistador 8 дней назад +2

    Medieval dominatrix was not something I expected to see.

  • @OriginEnergySux
    @OriginEnergySux 13 дней назад +4

    Dam imagine you keep bringing a new chick into the relationship to get head but the rest keep turning em against you before you can get some 😂

  • @mofochezcake4790
    @mofochezcake4790 9 дней назад

    Yes yes yes!!! Good series

  • @ezforsaken
    @ezforsaken 14 дней назад +17

    this is very very inaccurate

    • @ajp7244
      @ajp7244 14 дней назад +4

      Agreed

    • @lieutenantkettch
      @lieutenantkettch 14 дней назад +9

      The horned helmets were a dead giveaway.

    • @iamlouis1495
      @iamlouis1495 12 дней назад

      Inaccurate? Can you point out something in this video, i just wanna know i never heard of.

  • @jacquesrenou2850
    @jacquesrenou2850 9 дней назад

    Thanks

  • @berndknauer6802
    @berndknauer6802 11 дней назад

    This is Great work 😂 ❤

  • @SwineBuster
    @SwineBuster 14 дней назад +3

    The Christian head made me dead😅

  • @vincentrogister5006
    @vincentrogister5006 11 дней назад

    This was awesome

  • @NoName-uz5ry
    @NoName-uz5ry 14 дней назад +10

    Think I Remember Hearing A Story, About Either A Viking, Or A Saxon, After, Winning In Battle.
    Against His Foe, He Wed The Daughter Of His, Enemy.
    Then Got The New Wife, To Drink To His Health, &, To A Happy Marriage.
    By Drinking Wine, From The Skull, Of Her, Newly Dead Father.!
    NOW, That's What I Call, Romance.!
    WTF.
    💫🙄😱😳👻😜💫

    • @mogim815
      @mogim815 14 дней назад +6

      Why Are You Capitalizing Every Single Word You Write?

    • @Max-i7j4b
      @Max-i7j4b 14 дней назад +1

      ​@@mogim815 ikr seems like a lot of effort

    • @NoName-uz5ry
      @NoName-uz5ry 13 дней назад +1

      @@mogim815 Every Single Word, OK, Do'Ky, STUUPID.
      💫🤣💫

    • @NoName-uz5ry
      @NoName-uz5ry 13 дней назад +2

      @@Max-i7j4b My Keyboard On My Phone, Loves, To Put Into CAPITOLS, Just Like THE Now, Random Words, Sometimes It Will Change Words By Itself, &, Occasionally STEAL, My Whole, Written Statement, Altogether.
      It Is, What It Is.!
      Namaste.
      💫🙄💫

    • @Max-i7j4b
      @Max-i7j4b 13 дней назад +1

      @@NoName-uz5ry 🙏

  • @GoutamBhumij-sp7gi
    @GoutamBhumij-sp7gi 10 дней назад +1

    The background music " Waltz of flower" sounds good thought.