If His Heart Beat Falls Below 120 bpm, He’ll Die; So He Does This All Day

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @zhoutorres2677
    @zhoutorres2677 2 года назад +565

    "Still Jason Statham...and still a goddamn bald ass badass" what a great ending to this video 💀💀💀

  • @Shaker626
    @Shaker626 2 года назад +986

    I remember watching this with my boy high as a kite in a shed, laughing our asses off. Definitely one of Statham's best films!

    • @reendevelops
      @reendevelops 2 года назад +13

      Truly one of Statham's films out there

    • @zuniten
      @zuniten 2 года назад +10

      dont forget the sequal - Crank: High Voltage

    • @DeepDarkBoys
      @DeepDarkBoys 2 года назад +7

      Haha yeah both this and its sequel were super memorable back in the day

    • @_Everyone__
      @_Everyone__ 2 года назад +1

      You just confirmed all bias towards loser stoners, this being the worst shit ever made, even for a bad actor it's a new low.

    • @siryukoncorneulius4986
      @siryukoncorneulius4986 2 года назад +1

      You’re so cool!

  • @rardino7
    @rardino7 2 года назад +181

    This movie is actually "A man literally too angry to die"

  • @princess7jasmine
    @princess7jasmine 2 года назад +1055

    Fun fact: You can survive without adrenaline at all. In fact, some people that have gotten their adrenal glands removed just need to take pills to replace the cortisol and aldosterone in their bodies which is produced by the adrenal gland (and are actually required for survival unlike adrenaline).
    Although you'll definitely have an increased risk of health complications and you won't react to stressful situations very well if you don't have any adrenaline, but you won't directly die from lacking it.

    • @DToTheB
      @DToTheB 2 года назад +36

      So You can remove your adrenal glands and live but the side effects are what could kill you

    • @princess7jasmine
      @princess7jasmine 2 года назад +50

      @@DToTheB More or less yeah, but with proper medication and supplements, you'll basically be able to function like a normal human. Though, one that can't react to stressful or life threatening situations very well. Though FYI, removing the adrenal glands isn't something that's casually done.

    • @bait5257
      @bait5257 2 года назад +3

      @@princess7jasmine so basically you need it tho right? I am talking about naturally

    • @princess7jasmine
      @princess7jasmine 2 года назад +16

      @@bait5257 Naturally, no not really, if you still produce cortisol and aldosterone, but not adrenaline, you can still live without any sort of medical maintenance. Adrenaline is something our body produces only when we're in stressful situations (I.E being assaulted by a stranger).

    • @SheRecaps
      @SheRecaps 2 года назад

      ❦ thanks for sharing! ❥ I do recaps if it interests you! 💗

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 2 года назад +274

    “Kickstarting his heart better than Motley Crue ever could”
    His narration is always a huge W

    • @fredbongato3280
      @fredbongato3280 2 года назад +2

      Rabbit W

    • @Neighbor-
      @Neighbor- 2 года назад +1

      sup

    • @Emrico35
      @Emrico35 2 года назад +1

      Super!

    • @shreyashabhinav1979
      @shreyashabhinav1979 2 года назад +1

      Holy shit u legit put bots to shame (in good way) u r the first made commented and are not just greedy respect +++

  • @Makoto03
    @Makoto03 2 года назад +146

    God i loved Crank as a teen. The movie was nonstop and i loved the premise.
    Jason Statham was amazing. :)

    • @SailorMya
      @SailorMya 2 года назад +8

      Crank 2 was a pretty fun one too! lol It is nice to watch a movie that knows what it is and doesn't try to be anything other then a action packed movie! lol Defiantly a don't think too hard about the plot movie and that is fine by me!

  • @fayomz
    @fayomz 2 года назад +501

    So let me get this straight, he is an assassin but someone managed to break into his house and inject him at night all without waking him up. The other guy must be an assassin as well ryt. Or maybe the guy was just tired🤷‍♂️

    • @ShinySephiroth1
      @ShinySephiroth1 2 года назад +50

      Yes it says in the recap the other guy was an assassin 👍

    • @marlond5579
      @marlond5579 2 года назад +41

      To put it in perspective, John Wick let himself get jumped and wrecked by three Russian thugs

    • @officialchickenn
      @officialchickenn 2 года назад +3

      @@marlond5579 🤣🤣

    • @JL-tm3rc
      @JL-tm3rc 2 года назад +9

      Depends on the size of the needle. If the needle is so small it will be possible to inject with bery little snsation

    • @gial27
      @gial27 2 года назад +12

      Im ex military and youd be surprised how easy it is to sneak in the midst of even soldiers in combat ready mindset and state of body, which is a lot more difficult than sneaking up on a civilian not expecting they might need to wake up instantly and be able to fight and being permanently paranoid of surprise combat.
      Hes an assassin not a paranoid superman with ptsd.

  • @bumblebeegamerreal
    @bumblebeegamerreal 2 года назад +140

    "He eventually stops when he sees a crowd watching TV on the street and discovers that the police have launched a citywide search for him. We're talking about Jason Statham on bath salts here. Those police don't have a chance."
    If he is that brutal, then he should be paired up with a brutal inmate whose name also happens to be Ricky😂😂

    • @nikmuhammad7362
      @nikmuhammad7362 2 года назад

      And one of the crowd saw Chev 'aggressive growth' bird 😂

  • @jymyrionwashington6849
    @jymyrionwashington6849 Год назад +1

    This movie is underrated as hell.

  • @amanbatra1501
    @amanbatra1501 2 года назад +7

    Kickstarting his heart better than Motley Crue. That line is a classic

  • @MandelbrotSetStudios69420lol
    @MandelbrotSetStudios69420lol 2 года назад +2

    0:53 NOT THE TV!

  • @logansmith6342
    @logansmith6342 2 года назад +10

    "we're talking about Jason Statham on bath salts here, the police don't have a chance" LOL

  • @ShadowDemon_4
    @ShadowDemon_4 2 года назад +8

    His heart still beats at the end which was a nice touch.

  • @lowang9708
    @lowang9708 2 года назад +17

    "A Goddamn Bald Ass Badass" this dude is the king of these moments 🤣

  • @tatersalad76
    @tatersalad76 2 года назад +5

    "Pretty good twist for a movie *this* stupid." caught me so off guard lol

  • @capp2223
    @capp2223 2 года назад +5

    The part where he's in the taxi car rocking his body forward has me laughing 😂

  • @dyscea
    @dyscea 2 года назад +2

    I was in a “Watch everything Jason Statham” phase and found this gem. It was a great ride.

  • @thebeanlord7512
    @thebeanlord7512 2 года назад +2

    I love this guy he just runs around throwing people everywhere pointing gu… WAIT IS THIS GTA

  • @Jack-cg8zd
    @Jack-cg8zd 2 года назад +9

    man gets injected with poison, becomes gta

  • @hgamez_1252
    @hgamez_1252 2 года назад +39

    chev really do be living in GTA
    Edit:15 likes!!!! Omg nvr got that many thank you

  • @luke4326
    @luke4326 2 года назад +1

    bro I swear, any movie that Jason Statham is in he is either an assassin or combat expert of some sort. Homies just a badass by nature.

  • @Aarav_2807
    @Aarav_2807 2 года назад +6

    Why did the Taxi driver wait for him even tho he saw him acting weird by moving forward and backward constantly

  • @-Raylight
    @-Raylight 2 года назад +8

    They just did it in the middle of the street and people just watching? If that happens now, people are definitely use their phones xD
    Guess not even gravity can kill Jason 🤣🤣

  • @arb1tra
    @arb1tra 2 года назад +7

    I've also been watching ur videos from the beginning. Keep up the good work man!!!

  • @creativestudios23
    @creativestudios23 2 года назад +1

    "Hi Mystery Recapped here",........ I always say this phrase before I start watching your videos 😭 I miss those sentences

  • @svampebob007
    @svampebob007 2 года назад +93

    "The gang goes to hospital"
    As Dee tries to explain the real impact nurses have on society, Denis is forced by a crackhead to shock him, long story short the Gang still doesn't think it's fair to pay taxes to support the healthcare industry, and lets sweet Dee pick up the bill.

    • @marlond5579
      @marlond5579 2 года назад +7

      Have an Internet award

    • @jamesvanitas
      @jamesvanitas 2 года назад +2

      CAN I OFFER YOU A EGG IN THIS TRYING TIME?

    • @SgtSmastonMain
      @SgtSmastonMain 2 года назад +2

      Here for the Always Sunny reference thank you

    • @samparkerSAM
      @samparkerSAM Год назад +1

      I Totally Understand, this is What happens when Spiders 🕷 Talk to Cats 🐈‍⬛️ ..... Science!!!! THE CURE FOR WEEEERYNESS...

  • @albertcruz5235
    @albertcruz5235 2 года назад +4

    I love to see a follow up video with crank high voltage. Love your videos, keep up the good work

  • @thearcticpenguinthatssleepy
    @thearcticpenguinthatssleepy 2 года назад +4

    Ayo if I had that condition I would’ve just watched mystery recapped as it’s soo enjoyable

  • @Steve21_harris
    @Steve21_harris 2 года назад +40

    Mystery Recapped never fails to entertain us ❤️

  • @larab6155
    @larab6155 2 года назад +1

    The car crash escalator part and him running on the escalator 👌

  • @aayatriza8512
    @aayatriza8512 2 года назад +29

    I really love your vids thank you so much for making everyone's day special! (I subbed to you when you were only 10K, Congrats for almost reaching 3M!)

  • @gusfring3535
    @gusfring3535 2 года назад +1

    Jason Statham is most skilled & underrated actor. He has huge fan base in India.

  • @nonkosikhumalo1886
    @nonkosikhumalo1886 2 года назад +2

    "Pretty good twist for a movie this stupid"
    😂😂😂You had me there😂😂😅

  • @djukic60
    @djukic60 2 года назад +2

    This movie went from zero to one hundred in a second.

  • @fernanmontevista204
    @fernanmontevista204 2 года назад +5

    We need Crank 3 .Hopefully it will be a reality.

  • @Kanejunior23
    @Kanejunior23 2 года назад +1

    “An activity”
    Well said 😂

  • @Adam4s
    @Adam4s 2 года назад +2

    6:49 Chev steals the bike and taunts the cop; by driving around in circles before ultimately t-posing his way to victory.

  • @asmitsharma70
    @asmitsharma70 2 года назад

    This is one of my fav movies back in the day

  • @redt3788
    @redt3788 2 года назад +1

    I want to see them do a recap of the sequel of this movie

  • @t.a6159
    @t.a6159 2 года назад

    Jason is just perfect in this role

  • @luispereztasso
    @luispereztasso 2 года назад +1

    This fricking movie is just playing GTA with god mode cheat code. It's so awesome.

  • @ghoulishgoober3122
    @ghoulishgoober3122 2 года назад

    Crank is also the name of a novel. The story is told through disjointed lines of poetry spread randomly through the novel, and is about a high school girl who purchases some substances to help with their final exam. The novel starts after the use of these substances, with the girl running from a metaphorical monster called "Crank" or "The Crank", whatever it is.

  • @iceikron
    @iceikron 2 года назад +3

    “And still, a bald-ass bad ass” LMAO

  • @Watermeloncat1710
    @Watermeloncat1710 2 года назад +3

    This is the stuff I would try to do when I have the same circumstances

  • @Dakpopper
    @Dakpopper 2 года назад +1

    I missed that into😭😭😭why did he change suddenly?

  • @1tsEJ
    @1tsEJ 2 года назад

    The whole movie is just CHAOS

  • @hotspot131638837
    @hotspot131638837 2 года назад

    “He decides to find and permanently kill him even though that was already his plan”😭😂

  • @shadowcbell
    @shadowcbell 2 года назад

    Amazing recap! I suggest if you haven’t to watch the movie So many funny things that couldn’t make it in this recap

  • @beary3067
    @beary3067 2 года назад +1

    Dude's literally speedrunning minecraft with half a heart

  • @zephyrfpv9871
    @zephyrfpv9871 2 года назад

    Young, high and free, good movie, great memories!

  • @Grouchygrumpenstein
    @Grouchygrumpenstein 2 года назад +1

    Loving the recaps, keep on getting that cash man!

  • @poximia
    @poximia 2 года назад +1

    Mom can we have John wick no we John wick at home John wick at home:

  • @idrinkchocolatemilk2213
    @idrinkchocolatemilk2213 2 года назад +2

    I feel like Jason Statham always plays the role of a hitman

  • @LV_427
    @LV_427 2 года назад

    The best Jason Statham movie.

  • @Anonymous_En1gma
    @Anonymous_En1gma 2 года назад +2

    There is also crank :high voltage

  • @wallyskidsvids8451
    @wallyskidsvids8451 2 года назад

    I love how when he starts a movie he says da movie

  • @phebzthegreat2748
    @phebzthegreat2748 2 года назад +2

    I still remember when I watched this movie when I was still in College. That sex scene on the street was really crazy! 😂 I have read an article somewhere which says Jason Statham had regrets about that scene and was really ashamed about it lol. But anyway, I will always love Jason! ❤️

  • @bornconfused7979
    @bornconfused7979 2 года назад

    The video was so helpful!Thanks a lot!

  • @pakethd4690
    @pakethd4690 2 года назад

    I was waiting for you to make a recap of this movie this my favorite movie I probably even watched it more than shrek.

  • @jay_garrick_zwe
    @jay_garrick_zwe 2 года назад

    The last part slaps
    The way u said badass💯💪😉😁

  • @isfunart
    @isfunart 2 года назад +1

    11:42 dammnn Amber heard reference

  • @Kreekyblock
    @Kreekyblock 2 года назад +1

    Bro speedrun his revenge 💀

  • @mastersasori01
    @mastersasori01 2 года назад

    Watched this years and years ago back when pirated DVDs are still a thing

  • @itsmehere1
    @itsmehere1 2 года назад +1

    Now we just need Crank 2: High Voltage recap lol

  • @Summer-xw8xn
    @Summer-xw8xn 2 года назад

    Actually a defibrillator isn’t indicated for bradycadia or asystole. It is used to regain the heart’s normal rhythm during an arrythmia.

  • @marshallcyb5428
    @marshallcyb5428 2 года назад +1

    bro wake up and played GTA 5 all day

  • @JOEL-z4k4d
    @JOEL-z4k4d 2 года назад +1

    How can a wine bottle cut yo fingers, like where tf is logic 😭😭

  • @nolankryptonite3167
    @nolankryptonite3167 2 года назад

    I cannot unsee the CGI for the mall crash now

  • @mobuios
    @mobuios 2 года назад

    This recaps are soo helpful 😸

  • @azmisazmazingworld
    @azmisazmazingworld 2 года назад +3

    Watching movies this way saves a heck of a lot of time 😆

  • @El_DennisTheMenaceShow
    @El_DennisTheMenaceShow 2 года назад

    This one of my fav movies

  • @mando482
    @mando482 2 года назад +1

    I remember watching this as a kid and had no idea what the hell was going on

  • @jonathanm.ollerjr.6486
    @jonathanm.ollerjr.6486 2 года назад

    This is probably one of the bizzare action films I have ever seen back then when it comes to it's sequel.

  • @karlwayneescaran9557
    @karlwayneescaran9557 2 года назад

    what is the name of this movie?

  • @alinagibson802
    @alinagibson802 2 года назад

    What is this movie called

  • @mk-oresti6812
    @mk-oresti6812 2 года назад

    Bro the main actor in this movie is an assassin in basically every movie he plays in

  • @SailorMya
    @SailorMya 2 года назад +2

    Of course he is still alive at the end how else could they make crank 2! LOL I honestly love these movies because they are just a stupid fun action fest. LOL

  • @JiaPia3
    @JiaPia3 2 года назад

    “Pretty good twist for a movie this stupid.” LMAO THE FACTS 😂🤣

  • @danielwilliamson6180
    @danielwilliamson6180 2 года назад +1

    2:59 Crank is a great movie. A hitman learns he's been injected with a lethal poison by a rival hitman which will kill him if his heart rate drops and goes on a rampage across Los Angeles as he keeps his heart pumping so he can get his revenge.

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    • @gaythugsmatter7029
      @gaythugsmatter7029 2 года назад

      Wow thanks for describing it like we didn’t watch the video

    • @danielwilliamson6180
      @danielwilliamson6180 2 года назад

      @@gaythugsmatter7029 It was a plot outline.

  • @sewgame1238
    @sewgame1238 2 года назад

    “Pretty good twist for a movie this stupid” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you never fail to get me😅😅😅

  • @Barrie96
    @Barrie96 2 года назад

    That car on the escalator was so bad wow 😂

  • @AlexHammered
    @AlexHammered 2 года назад

    Yes I’ve been thinking of this movie forever and couldn’t remember the name. Thanks

  • @sadwibbit4877
    @sadwibbit4877 2 года назад

    chev is actually a misspelled chef

  • @Incepter.
    @Incepter. 2 года назад

    Jason Statham's movies are literally just him being a cool assassin

  • @Tyler_Durden213w
    @Tyler_Durden213w 2 года назад +1

    Bro is in GTA 5

  • @johnsontong3424
    @johnsontong3424 2 года назад

    Jason Stathem is really Badass from Transporter to Fast and Furious

  • @mohamedabdi2152
    @mohamedabdi2152 2 года назад +6

    Bro I’ve been watching your vids since 50k I did not regret subbing😁

  • @123_69
    @123_69 2 года назад

    I love watching movie recapped

  • @mlungisizondo8827
    @mlungisizondo8827 2 года назад

    11:24 pretty good twist for a movie this stupid 🤣 I agree

  • @Xian..
    @Xian.. 2 года назад

    9:26 wow what game is that that's some insane crash physics

  • @alex-nu9wk
    @alex-nu9wk 2 года назад +1

    I love this guys videos❤

  • @FallingStary
    @FallingStary 2 года назад

    I'm exhausted watching this

  • @fortant691
    @fortant691 2 года назад

    "Chev amputates Alex's hand with a butcher knife..." Thats one way to put it

  • @EazzyBeezie
    @EazzyBeezie 2 года назад +1

    “Hi! Mystery Recapped here”
    RIP :(

  • @AquaDanielle
    @AquaDanielle 2 года назад

    😳😳😳😳 WHERE IS PART 2 AND 3??? I NEED THEM ALL AT ONCE AS HOLLYWOOD INTENDED!!!!

  • @periflores1002
    @periflores1002 2 года назад

    Pretty much the only reason to watch the full version now is for the Chester cameo.

  • @lemon7528
    @lemon7528 2 года назад

    The videos are honestly better with the old music that used to play in my opinion

  • @animationtv426
    @animationtv426 2 года назад +1

    Watched Crank and Crank 2 back in Primary school, shit is W I L D

  • @jbear3478
    @jbear3478 2 года назад

    Not complaining because this formula works but I would love to see a role reversal to show that men don't always have to be THIS ON. You can be the damsel in distress. We got you

  • @babetmensah2393
    @babetmensah2393 2 года назад

    You are the guy who always do commedy i mean funny movies you are hilarious ❤️😂😂😂😂 always a blast with you