The WEIRD Slenderman Fanbase - Diamondbolt

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  • Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024

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  • @jakubtomco6121
    @jakubtomco6121 3 года назад +3466

    I wasn’t prepared for this

    • @notabot9635
      @notabot9635 3 года назад +21

      same it was something

    • @friendthebarrel154
      @friendthebarrel154 3 года назад +15

      Ah yes, I have arrived at the pinned comment before it got over 100 likes. I feel accomplished now.

    • @halfastudio
      @halfastudio 3 года назад +10

      @@notabot9635 In all honesty, who was?!

    • @InfinityBlock192
      @InfinityBlock192 3 года назад +3

      Me neither

    • @genn8062
      @genn8062 3 года назад +4

      I wasn’t prepared for this to get demonized so fast.

  • @ricardoazevedo8498
    @ricardoazevedo8498 3 года назад +3366

    "and there's sexual offenderman"
    do you think god stays in heaven in fear of what he has created?

  • @imacarcharger7779
    @imacarcharger7779 3 года назад +3219

    The fandom is scarier then the games and the movie combined

  • @Shard_Soldier
    @Shard_Soldier 3 года назад +1211

    You can’t forget about Slender Man’s third cousin twice removed, Ascender Man, he just carries a giant ladder everywhere.

    • @EMan-me8om
      @EMan-me8om 3 года назад +98

      "They call me the Sexual Offenderman"
      *He says as he Slowly approaches the Daycare

    • @EMan-me8om
      @EMan-me8om 3 года назад +20

      @Ahmed Malaki ill use my frying pan a Drying pan!

    • @paperrn3194
      @paperrn3194 3 года назад +12

      @@EMan-me8om Hold up

    • @flameyboy4184
      @flameyboy4184 3 года назад +21

      He doesn’t even use it, he just floats upward

    • @GG10010
      @GG10010 3 года назад +25

      You forgot slender man's step brother..... "Man"

  • @SammyWammy69
    @SammyWammy69 3 года назад +959

    Offenderman: *S-xually assults some random girl*
    Fangirls: YES KING GO ON 👏✨

    • @alienenthusiast
      @alienenthusiast 3 года назад +25

      🤣💀

    • @RedEzelt
      @RedEzelt 3 года назад +46

      I hate to admit that I was like this... Yikes lmao

    • @idonotpost1456
      @idonotpost1456 3 года назад +73

      and the fact theyre even romantacizing him 😭😭 and along the other creepypastas like...

    • @calloxion2901
      @calloxion2901 3 года назад +16

      @@idonotpost1456 True... its disgusting..

    • @offcialaa2progamr
      @offcialaa2progamr 3 года назад +16

      @The Caliphate as a person who could be considered a little kid, yeah. I used to like quite a few, but someone will find a way to get slenderman pregnant with jeff the killer

  • @Hyenaaman
    @Hyenaaman 3 года назад +160

    The fact that neil cicierega made splendor man brings a smile on my face, because you can simply see how many things he creates with such an amount of passion

  • @reportedbooch697
    @reportedbooch697 3 года назад +1321

    When the fandom for a horror character is more scary than the actual character's movie.

    • @chigchum9602
      @chigchum9602 3 года назад +32

      To be fair, the fandom is genuinely scarier than anything else Slenderman related.
      Including the actually scary ones (Marble Hornets).

    • @jaimeg309
      @jaimeg309 3 года назад +6

      @@chigchum9602 to be fair, any fandom can scary

    • @thatbluegamet
      @thatbluegamet 3 года назад +2

      How does that even happen?

    • @Humanresouces
      @Humanresouces Год назад

      ​​@@jaimeg309 most of the things I love have horribly cringey and horrifically awful fandoms. Like Undertale,Cuphead, and HH.

  • @kennedytwins575
    @kennedytwins575 3 года назад +1023

    My body has been destroyed by just hearing the name “Sexual Offenderman”

  • @Johnhhujj
    @Johnhhujj 3 года назад +1631

    Diamond bolt got the sexual offender man page taken down. He’s out here doing gods work

  • @totallycalixo
    @totallycalixo 3 года назад +536

    Imagine going outside and just screaming “OH NO IT IS SEXUAL OFFENDERMAN!”

  • @quintariusgooch
    @quintariusgooch 3 года назад +333

    I immediately regretted clicking on this video when you said "slender family"

    • @wumpus976
      @wumpus976 3 года назад +2

      Simple: Demogorgon, Sirenhead, and the Death Eaters.

    • @MorriStockYT
      @MorriStockYT 10 месяцев назад

      I regret when he looked up “happy pasta”

  • @kooly3785
    @kooly3785 3 года назад +479

    I made a Slender OC. His name is Suspender Man. He wears suspenders, that's it.

    • @chadhaley8154
      @chadhaley8154 3 года назад +78

      Make that canon right fucking now.

    • @thatbluegamet
      @thatbluegamet 3 года назад +39

      Best character

    • @kronemerj
      @kronemerj 3 года назад +46

      @@chadhaley8154 ATTENTION:this is not fanfiction this character IS CANNON.

    • @chadhaley8154
      @chadhaley8154 3 года назад +4

      @Popculturejk I am also a cannon, and you dont see me making slender OCs.

    • @Holographic_Dreams
      @Holographic_Dreams 3 года назад +3

      This needs to be a real character, make a video of suspender man right now

  • @kirbl1153
    @kirbl1153 3 года назад +250

    I didn't even got her email address
    - Offenderman (After killing Rose)

    • @IcyDiamond
      @IcyDiamond 3 года назад +3

      Rose was more into Sonic anyway

    • @kittendumbie7919
      @kittendumbie7919 3 года назад +2

      *Ain't she 12*

    • @stuff5757
      @stuff5757 3 года назад +1

      @@kittendumbie7919 yeah but he was a kid too at the time

    • @deleted4774
      @deleted4774 3 года назад

      Bruh I watched a full one minute and 30 second ad so I didn’t have to watch this monstrosity

    • @monkeydude124
      @monkeydude124 3 года назад

      Spy kids 3D: looks away slowly

  • @Adam-xf6sq
    @Adam-xf6sq 3 года назад +371

    Slenderman’s cousin who gives stuff away: lenderman
    Slenderman’s cousin with poor money management: spenderman
    Slenderman’s dead cousin who’s being used as a secret ingredient for KFC: tenderman
    Slenderman’s cousin who knows what he’s doing: Intenderman
    Slenderman’s cousin from some cube game: enderman
    Slenderman’s fancy cousin: slightly-built male
    Slenderman: Slenderman
    Slenderman’s cousin on a game show: contenderman
    Slenderman’s cousin who ruins people’s careers: slanderman
    Slenderman’s adorable cousin: pandaman
    Slenderman’s cool 80’s cousin: Demogorgan
    Slenderman’s cousin who’s waiting for something: penderman
    Slenderman’s arch nemesis who protects people: defenderman
    Slenderman’s mailman cousin: return to senderman
    Slenderman’s cousin who’s trapped in a metal box and forced to serve drinks: vendorman
    Slenderman’s cousin who’s hard to see unless he gets close: renderman
    Slenderman’s other nice cousin: frienderman
    Slenderman’s other *horny* cousin: siren head
    How Bernice sees slenderman: tiny weak spider

    • @PotatoCrash
      @PotatoCrash 3 года назад +12

      And there grandfather Operator

    • @bepisthescienceman4202
      @bepisthescienceman4202 3 года назад +35

      Slender man's acrobat cousin: bender man
      Slender man's cousin who loves shoving things into blenders:blender man

    • @baryzilla5875
      @baryzilla5875 3 года назад +18

      Slender Man's brother who does his taxes and is a school teacher: binderman

    • @___Tammy___
      @___Tammy___ 3 года назад +7

      You need a hobby

    • @Dm24B
      @Dm24B 3 года назад +1

      NoOOOoOOOooooOO!!!!! 😲😦😲

  • @arandomcrusader8822
    @arandomcrusader8822 3 года назад +879

    I remember the good ol' days when Slenderman was the antagonist of a game and scares you

    • @thatbluegamet
      @thatbluegamet 3 года назад +6

      Yep

    • @Mr.Tw1sty
      @Mr.Tw1sty 3 года назад +36

      Now he's the modern day onceler

    • @tsayin2662
      @tsayin2662 3 года назад +18

      And now he’s a father figure to a bunch of whiny children also known as creepy pastas…..W H Y

    • @inoahthatguy3447
      @inoahthatguy3447 3 года назад +2

      Good times. Good times...

    • @generalgrevious2800
      @generalgrevious2800 3 года назад

      Same

  • @ryaquaza3offical
    @ryaquaza3offical 3 года назад +488

    SplendourMan is the most pure thing to come out of the Slenderman fandom and he needs only the best hugs and sweeties

    • @gialonn7599
      @gialonn7599 3 года назад +7

      Jeff the hugger I think? It mostly deals with classic creepypastas the ones that are memes on

    • @joenavy6859
      @joenavy6859 3 года назад +3

      You need to know how to spell rayquaza

    • @masked-IrishFaye
      @masked-IrishFaye 3 года назад +2

      @@joenavy6859 well.. spell*

    • @joenavy6859
      @joenavy6859 3 года назад +4

      @@masked-IrishFaye My tablet has a broken spelling fixer don't worry I'll edit it

    • @masked-IrishFaye
      @masked-IrishFaye 3 года назад +1

      @@joenavy6859 xd. happens to the best of us lol, and mkay. ✓√ it's fine -.- but aight. XD. autocorrect be tryna ruin our lives .-.

  • @jbsnowball
    @jbsnowball 3 года назад +1036

    The person who made Splendorman (Neil Cicierega) also made:
    - The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny
    - Potter Puppet Pals
    - The Mouth Mashup Albums
    - Lemon Demon (his musician name)
    - It’s Gonna Get Weird (a unused song for Gravity Falls)
    And more.
    He’s done a lot of stuff you probably know, but you probably have no idea who he is.

    • @bread64
      @bread64 3 года назад +19

      Cool

    • @leanneennis6070
      @leanneennis6070 3 года назад +66

      The ultimate showdown of ultimate destiny is the best thing the internet has created

    • @theadequatebee7422
      @theadequatebee7422 3 года назад +40

      And he almost made the gravity falls theme

    • @spooderman6312
      @spooderman6312 3 года назад +25

      I found the source of the mysterious ticking noise
      Its offender man

    • @bukowskifamily7728
      @bukowskifamily7728 3 года назад +6

      I had no idea, thanks

  • @anza3007
    @anza3007 3 года назад +208

    I mean David Near is a pretty talented voice actor, still kinda weird though

    • @Bakkcom
      @Bakkcom 3 года назад +6

      It's the cloaker....wait-

    • @soundshock9357
      @soundshock9357 3 года назад +8

      The poor lad

    • @Kdot6_16
      @Kdot6_16 3 года назад +7

      What a waste of his talents

  • @chclt_thndr
    @chclt_thndr 3 года назад +38

    I love how he changes his computer background for every video

  • @deshaunmurry1214
    @deshaunmurry1214 3 года назад +1024

    God I hate Deviant Art they ruin everything.
    Sexual Offenderman: You thought Deviant Art was bad?

    • @chu_Bo
      @chu_Bo 3 года назад +4

      @@pokuhmoo9415 because sadly I'm somehow more disgusting than those things

    • @oaksynia7353
      @oaksynia7353 3 года назад +29

      Deviant art has good artists, too bad 75%-85% of them are just terrible but every artist has to start of somewhere

    • @deshaunmurry1214
      @deshaunmurry1214 3 года назад +4

      @@samuelm6051 Maybe but some of them just make drawings that ruin our childhood.

    • @MadDiplo2002
      @MadDiplo2002 3 года назад +1

      Yes

    • @sphjinx1448
      @sphjinx1448 3 года назад +12

      I use Deviant Art... and I’m embarrassed to say that because of its rep. Though unlike the people that make it so bad, I just upload my own characters, none of which are sexual. So I can gladly say that I’m a part of the 10% of users that don’t ruin childhoods.

  • @jackbrown2801
    @jackbrown2801 3 года назад +831

    Don’t forget Slenderman’s gay cousin: Ilikemenderman.

    • @dontmindme8571
      @dontmindme8571 3 года назад +75

      Don't you mean "Genderman"?

    • @strikerblitz2164
      @strikerblitz2164 3 года назад +46

      Don't forget Gravity Falls' Tenderman!

    • @redhood7650
      @redhood7650 3 года назад +27

      @@strikerblitz2164 tender man is alright. He's just vibin bro.

    • @shadesslitzv2
      @shadesslitzv2 3 года назад +10

      @@dontmindme8571 Don't you mean Tumblr?

    • @princessnovainacottage3326
      @princessnovainacottage3326 3 года назад +6

      @@dontmindme8571 Gender is identity, gay is a sexuality benderman would be much more fitting

  • @Abcdbott
    @Abcdbott 3 года назад +344

    Hes dressed nice because after this hes going on a date with Jobby

    • @ZeroTwo-ky9ho
      @ZeroTwo-ky9ho 3 года назад +37

      How can he date his father??????

    • @gamemasterpzm
      @gamemasterpzm 3 года назад +18

      Wasn't it astablished in the lore that he is his son?

    • @ZeroTwo-ky9ho
      @ZeroTwo-ky9ho 3 года назад +2

      @Ananasowy Vlog no you are not

    • @cowboy557
      @cowboy557 3 года назад +2

      I want another crossover where they do a movie

  • @boody5169
    @boody5169 3 года назад +16

    5:30 Ah so that's where the image was taken

  • @zachduperron8543
    @zachduperron8543 3 года назад +35

    Me: “Goddamn I hate the undertale fandom, also I hate the sonic fandom.”
    Sexualoffenderman: “You called?”

    • @splash5481
      @splash5481 2 года назад

      Undertales soundtracks do be good tho

    • @zachduperron8543
      @zachduperron8543 2 года назад +1

      @@splash5481 that’s the one good thing about the undertale fandom, remixes and covers

    • @GokuBlackRose978
      @GokuBlackRose978 2 года назад +1

      The games are great, the fandoms are the problem

    • @zachduperron8543
      @zachduperron8543 2 года назад +1

      @@GokuBlackRose978 yeah I do enjoy the games, even the ones that have been criticized and for good reason.

    • @GokuBlackRose978
      @GokuBlackRose978 2 года назад +1

      @@zachduperron8543 dude I was so cringey, years ago when I saw this this I thought it was cannon……

  • @supernova9833
    @supernova9833 3 года назад +396

    I was neither emotionally or mentally prepared to learn about offender man

  • @therealsnivy5447
    @therealsnivy5447 3 года назад +898

    Onceler Fandom: Finally a worthy opponent! Our battle will be legendary!

  • @cringeymarshmallo7323
    @cringeymarshmallo7323 3 года назад +47

    I remember seeing a pic of a Gacha girl being like "I improved Slendy" and just made him "cute" aka "going against his purpose"
    Edit: I found the pic

    • @yeethittter1285
      @yeethittter1285 3 года назад +2

      You can't just say you found it then not leave a link

  • @animeguykurosaki1
    @animeguykurosaki1 3 года назад +12

    I still remember in the early 2010s joining a podcast to talk about Slenderman youtube series, Marble Hornets, DarkHarvest, Tribe Twelve, and it was fun, there were some memes, but it was also fun to see everything. Nowadays, I can't believe how far it's come.

  • @peucoman
    @peucoman 3 года назад +350

    > Slenderman fandom
    > the scariest
    Clearly, Bolt hasn't been subjected to the Jeff the Killer fanbase

    • @blazarre7251
      @blazarre7251 3 года назад +23

      Or the fnaf fanbase

    • @crafty8779
      @crafty8779 3 года назад +6

      HE BETTER MAKE A VIDEO ABOUT THEM ...ima fan of fnaf tho

    • @babypowder1246
      @babypowder1246 3 года назад +7

      @@blazarre7251 Can’t forget the corpse fandom.

    • @bertiec3455
      @bertiec3455 3 года назад +5

      Or the undertale fandom

    • @splash5481
      @splash5481 2 года назад +4

      He hasnt even looked at the 10 -17 yr old making gacha heat about undertale and deltarune

  • @changenickname1916
    @changenickname1916 3 года назад +624

    just, why is "sexual offender man" a thing
    im scared

    • @unoriginalperson72
      @unoriginalperson72 3 года назад +50

      Teenage girls who think that's a cool thing.

    • @FriskyD.
      @FriskyD. 3 года назад +17

      At least it's not meant to be the actual character, and it isn't on the wiki, unlike some other examples...

    • @niclaswa5408
      @niclaswa5408 3 года назад +50

      I can give you "34" reasons why

    • @optillian4182
      @optillian4182 3 года назад +19

      He's the archenemy of Sexual Defender Man.

    • @Monosheep13
      @Monosheep13 3 года назад +8

      I don't know anymore, but it cringed me to realized this until now.

  • @cuppajj
    @cuppajj 3 года назад +265

    Creepypasta fandoms are the epitome of “I’m not like those OTHER eighth graders”

    • @veryamazingandcreativename
      @veryamazingandcreativename 3 года назад +33

      I am in eighth grade and I see tons of kids my age doing crap like this. I’ve seen literal 14 year old girls SIMPING OVER JEFF THE KILLER. Like what.

    • @solarknight4387
      @solarknight4387 3 года назад +12

      Yep, fucking hell I’m glad that no one in my freshman year has nothing over that or even heard of creepypastas

    • @someguy1716
      @someguy1716 3 года назад +4

      @@veryamazingandcreativename a wise man name radal said: wotdefok

    • @steampunk-llama
      @steampunk-llama 3 года назад +4

      This, but I unfortunately got into it when I was 11 😔

    • @goofygoober4659
      @goofygoober4659 3 года назад +2

      *1st graders

  • @melibu9939
    @melibu9939 3 года назад +99

    I’m so glad I grew out of my embarrassing creepypasta fangirl phase I had in middle school. Dark times.

  • @whogavejohnthecamera
    @whogavejohnthecamera 3 года назад +13

    You're one of my favorite youtubers right now man,
    your sense of humor is great.

  • @darkdoubloontv8906
    @darkdoubloontv8906 3 года назад +620

    I hate how Slender man is a character who started out legitimately unnerving, and became...... THIS

    • @theultraatomicgamer
      @theultraatomicgamer 3 года назад +29

      That happens a lot tbh,

    • @pokuhmoo9415
      @pokuhmoo9415 3 года назад +9

      Even the more recent ones were ruined look at pennywise

    • @GoldLight73
      @GoldLight73 3 года назад +9

      Personally, I just do my best to ignore the memes and focus on the real content. There IS still legit scary Slenderman content out there if you look hard enough.

    • @soyavocado
      @soyavocado 3 года назад +14

      Siren head, Cartoon Cat and many SCPs have suffered the same fate.

    • @sinclairguess1187
      @sinclairguess1187 3 года назад +6

      Well,being popular isnt worth it after all

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 3 года назад +236

    Our boi's wearing a tie, time to get serious

  • @vustvaleo8068
    @vustvaleo8068 3 года назад +301

    there's also Slender Man's distant cousin, Pepsi Man.

  • @whogavejohnthecamera
    @whogavejohnthecamera 3 года назад +10

    10:30 siren head dating sim.
    it exists.
    and i'm not sure if it's incredible or horrifying.

  • @hotdog10_
    @hotdog10_ 3 года назад +6

    The guy who made splendorman is also the man who made the song two trucks

  • @PerovNigma
    @PerovNigma 3 года назад +421

    _"dIsApPrOvEs of his murderous behaviour"_
    *Slenderman:* So, I just killed a bunch of students.
    *Splendorman:* Ha ha ha. What a story, Slender.

    • @HemmTBM
      @HemmTBM 3 года назад +31

      Offenderman: It's bullshish i didn't kill that kid. Oh hi Splendy

    • @bepisthescienceman4202
      @bepisthescienceman4202 3 года назад +11

      Sirenhead:your going to hurt splendy he's very sensitive
      Slenderman:keep your stupid comments in your pocket son of a bitch

  • @Minospw
    @Minospw 3 года назад +240

    Slenderman vs momo epic Battle almost died
    That was the title of every slenderman vid in 2017

    • @leanneennis6070
      @leanneennis6070 3 года назад +8

      Can’t beat slender man vs Freddy fazbear

    • @unoriginalperson72
      @unoriginalperson72 3 года назад +6

      Slenderman pissed in my soup 2017 *real*

    • @vslazer6728
      @vslazer6728 3 года назад +3

      "Don't call Slenderman at 3 AM (He actually came to my house!!!)"

  • @eltrashooter2578
    @eltrashooter2578 3 года назад +228

    “More horrifying side on the internet...”
    Oh no please don’t say it...
    “Slenderman fandom”
    Could be worse.

  • @NoNamex1412
    @NoNamex1412 3 года назад +8

    1:50 this is just too perfect

  • @matthewjohnson6234
    @matthewjohnson6234 2 года назад +9

    And we can’t forget Slenderman’s step half uncle Fender Bender Man. He drives around in a car drunk and runs people over.

  • @fruitpunch7482
    @fruitpunch7482 3 года назад +319

    Diamondbolt is dating The bye bye man. (This is real and confirmed!)
    Sources: trust me bro

    • @EmeraldEtherious
      @EmeraldEtherious 3 года назад +11

      I love this comment genuinely made me laugh

    • @apollothecoderule.8639
      @apollothecoderule.8639 3 года назад +5

      aight I trust you bro

    • @itsPlasma06
      @itsPlasma06 3 года назад

      Dunno, that sounds kinda gay

    • @user-mn7uo9ch4b
      @user-mn7uo9ch4b 3 года назад +1

      this reminds me of the times someone made a report on a news site and their sources were that news site

    • @boost515advanced9
      @boost515advanced9 3 года назад +2

      The sources sound like me when doing a school presentation and i'm using wikipedia

  • @rachsamuel9601
    @rachsamuel9601 3 года назад +201

    scary men: *exist*
    internet: lEt MaKE sCaRY mEN aTtRacTiVE/CutE

  • @boon4317
    @boon4317 3 года назад +60

    I love how at 1:54 the mask is just an inside out Spider-Man mask

  • @paperball2113
    @paperball2113 3 года назад +55

    It took five seconds for me to become extremely uncomfortable with this. This video is scarier than anything

    • @joenavy6859
      @joenavy6859 3 года назад

      This caused me to have a nightmare thanks Internet and to Althouse terrible youtubers f you

  • @peanutjuice
    @peanutjuice 3 года назад +18

    6:23 imagen being blind and hear that part... XD

  • @Tester-sh1mn
    @Tester-sh1mn 3 года назад +325

    Jesus Christ what hasn't Neil Cicirega done? hes practically shaped the internet to what it is today, probably your life after 2005 as-well single handedly.

    • @Maikurshi
      @Maikurshi 3 года назад +26

      I actually had a seizure when he said that Neil did that. I wasn't expecting it and I got whiplash like I was in a car crash.

    • @carlosdavidg7
      @carlosdavidg7 3 года назад +6

      who's Neil Cicirega?

    • @Maikurshi
      @Maikurshi 3 года назад +40

      @@carlosdavidg7 he's a really rad musician. he's Lemon demon. but he also made Harry Potter puppet pals when he was a teenager and does funny skits and sorts online. and a bunch of other really weird stuff. and worked on gravity falls a little bit? he made a song for bill cypher. his sister was a storyboard artist on it. but in correspondence to this video! he made the original splendorman parody video. Neil cicirega is just? overall a Renaissance man. I highly recommend you look into him. he's absolutely spectacular.

    • @Tester-sh1mn
      @Tester-sh1mn 3 года назад +20

      @@Maikurshi it’s hard to explain his backstory while being concise, but you about summed it up, 4/5

    • @Maikurshi
      @Maikurshi 3 года назад +7

      @@Tester-sh1mn aha thanks!!!

  • @thatonetomatoguy4210
    @thatonetomatoguy4210 3 года назад +93

    he has a tie on because he's going on a date with the movie version of Rodrick Heffley.

    • @redhood7650
      @redhood7650 3 года назад +1

      Fake Rodrick or real Rodrick

    • @watchrre
      @watchrre 3 года назад

      @@redhood7650 Real 😳

  • @50blessings52
    @50blessings52 3 года назад +89

    Gotta give it Offenderman...
    He's got Trenderman's taste in fashion
    Still send him to jail tho

  • @jordanpratt606
    @jordanpratt606 3 года назад +10

    Those Offenderman drawings are oddly well done and graphic

  • @alexanderknott9039
    @alexanderknott9039 3 года назад +8

    I love how Bolt gets so happy reading about Splendor Man, then slowly loses his faith in humanity as he keeps going

  • @mpecciable
    @mpecciable 3 года назад +99

    Splendor man: exists
    Daimondbolt: you are a good man. Thank you.

    • @TheRadWarrior
      @TheRadWarrior 28 дней назад

      He is needed in society.
      He is our only hope.

  • @KeejTV
    @KeejTV 3 года назад +172

    "Diamondbolt came out of my screen with hyper-realistic eyes and bled at me while slenderman rofl'd!" - A Creepypasta saga epic.

    • @apocalypticchampion3518
      @apocalypticchampion3518 3 года назад +4

      It’s almost puhskinti day friend

    • @bimbobread1265
      @bimbobread1265 3 года назад +2

      when i woke up freddy freaker pointed a gun at me and told me to call him!!1!1!1!!

  • @sirsavagethe21st56
    @sirsavagethe21st56 3 года назад +102

    the fact he's wearing a tie on his neck terrifies me.

  • @InwardBisonYT
    @InwardBisonYT 2 года назад +4

    That goddamn Offenderman ASMR fucking terrified me. I don't think ASMR is supposed to do that

  • @KratosCar
    @KratosCar 2 года назад +24

    9:25
    Man this moon knight show really went downhill

  • @ThePMD
    @ThePMD 3 года назад +250

    Diamond has now started talking about fanbases, im so proud

    • @matthewhayward6072
      @matthewhayward6072 3 года назад +4

      I wanna like it but I wanna keep it at 69....

    • @petruciosxd1374
      @petruciosxd1374 3 года назад +4

      @@matthewhayward6072 You may have failed in the long run but your efforts shall be remember until the end.

  • @lcc2348
    @lcc2348 3 года назад +75

    How many times a week does Diamondbolt need to erase his search history

  • @aguy1652
    @aguy1652 3 года назад +15

    5:12 I know offenderman is weird in all but.. look when zooming in I think I see the 5th member in the family
    Yoda what are you doing here

    • @Igazi
      @Igazi 3 года назад +5

      5:12G O R E F I E L D

    • @aguy1652
      @aguy1652 3 года назад +4

      @@Igazi I don't want to alarm you but...
      THERE A FAN BASE OF IT

    • @Igazi
      @Igazi 3 года назад +5

      @@aguy1652 *Gasp* XD

  • @blakekeating6495
    @blakekeating6495 3 года назад +6

    I like how you add the RUclips channels in the corner like we'd actually want to watch their content.

  • @starbrickproductions2438
    @starbrickproductions2438 3 года назад +79

    Diamondbolt, you stumbled upon the unholy land.

  • @justsomeguywithaquestionab3175
    @justsomeguywithaquestionab3175 3 года назад +876

    Depression: exists
    Splendor Man: We don't do that here.

    • @greent9663
      @greent9663 3 года назад +43

      Ur pfp is really something

    • @Xoro2203
      @Xoro2203 3 года назад +15

      @@greent9663 was just about to Say that

    • @User_Here414
      @User_Here414 3 года назад +2

      I like your pfp

    • @goddragonaz462
      @goddragonaz462 3 года назад +4

      Downloaded the profile pic what will people think of me now

    • @bill-bath9621
      @bill-bath9621 3 года назад +2

      Ah yes, the Au slenderman

  • @skwash.9301
    @skwash.9301 3 года назад +175

    Imagine ur looking through ur 9 year old kids search history and u find “sexual offender man”

  • @Moon-nk3co
    @Moon-nk3co 3 года назад +96

    Don’t let this distract you from the fact that Adam went out of his way to do this video for us enduring more torture.
    This is why Diamondbolt Da Best!

  • @skyxclouds3765
    @skyxclouds3765 2 года назад +7

    The existence of Splendorman confuses me about the whole "slenderman is actually a wholesome guy who just adopts and proctect kids and forms a family!1!" thing that half the fandom created.
    Splendorman should be the one who does that, dont you think? it makes more sense.
    And Slenderman should stay the murderous, child kinnaper monster that hides in the woods, like y'know... the type of character he is SUPPOSED tto be and no whatever the kids with daddy issues created about him???
    I swear, half the fandom dont really care about creating scary stories, they just want characters that fills all their "everyone thinks im a monster! but im actually just a nice wholesome person that is misunderstood by society and everything bad happens to me :((((" fantasies.

  • @RenikkoEclipse
    @RenikkoEclipse 3 года назад +5

    You know this is gonna be a spooky vid when there is gacha in the bloody thumbnail

  • @rgbtato
    @rgbtato 3 года назад +73

    I think I want to cry, but I don’t know if it is out of sadness, fear or pure disappointment on humanity.
    at least we have Splendo man.

  • @Mr.Mousey
    @Mr.Mousey 3 года назад +45

    The children mail right after "offender man" is disturbing...

  • @phantomjazz3818
    @phantomjazz3818 3 года назад +52

    10/10
    Would recommend this DLC to anyone who'd like to build on the Slenderman lore.

  • @DarkSpino306
    @DarkSpino306 3 года назад +14

    The fandom: *creates those... things*
    SlenderMan: "I've never seen those people my entire life."

  • @RIPGojothestrongest
    @RIPGojothestrongest 3 года назад +15

    9:46 Diamondbolt disliked the the video!🤣

  • @pennidarrah4285
    @pennidarrah4285 2 года назад +42

    I started wheezing at 7:12 not from uncomfortableness but in genuine laughter by the fact people like Offenderman

  • @friendthebarrel154
    @friendthebarrel154 3 года назад +36

    Neil Cicierega did that? The funny mashup man? The "Wow Wow" guy? The Lemon Demon dude? The Ultimate Showdown fella?
    HE DID WHAT!?
    Huh, cool.

  • @dustythehackercat7939
    @dustythehackercat7939 3 года назад +41

    For someone who already knew this stuff, I genuinely feel bad for everything you had to suffer through. Yes even the Gacha parts, granted I never really watched them.

    • @zetsubou619
      @zetsubou619 3 года назад +7

      Yes, he needs holy water and baby powder.

  • @megumiseyelashes6706
    @megumiseyelashes6706 3 года назад +54

    I used to be in the creepypasta fandom this is giving me war flashbacks

  • @lmaolol69420
    @lmaolol69420 3 года назад +11

    DiamondBolt: *smiling while looking at fan mail*
    DiamondBolt the next fan mail: WHAT THE (bleep) IS THAT? THAT SCARED THE (bleep) OUT OF ME!

  • @realjohnnybunny
    @realjohnnybunny 3 года назад +105

    Why isn't there a fanbase for the peepee poopoo man? This is a travesty!!!

    • @friendthebarrel154
      @friendthebarrel154 3 года назад +11

      The reason there's no fanbase is because there's something else..
      A̴̘̞̠̐̉̑ͅ ̴̣̟̲̀̈́̄̐͋͊́͘C̴̡̜̪̪̘̞̥̭̠̰̣̍̊́̐U̷̧̨̟͎͍̬̻̞̹̠̱̜̪̬̺̔̒͆̏̆̑̔̉́̽̍̚Ļ̴̪̰͚̮͙̫͍̺͓̱͒͌̒͋͗̽̿̎͒͗̆̇͝͝T̷͈̲̥̘̓

  • @RedWolfPriest
    @RedWolfPriest 3 года назад +37

    "Look at how they masacared my boy"
    -Markiplier 2018

  • @PanthEr6489
    @PanthEr6489 3 года назад +57

    I'm still waiting for the Slender-family sitcom.
    Slenderman: Protagonist who sometimes murders kids (because why not?)
    Splendorman: Goofy older brother and a closet romantic
    Trenderman: snobby Fashionista complete with princess laugh (you know the one)
    Sexual Offendorman: Harvey Weinstein
    PeePeePooPooman: Long-lost brother with severe gas problems and corny jokes

  • @jockeyfield1954
    @jockeyfield1954 2 года назад +4

    slenderman: *murders children and turns teenagers into his own slaves*
    fandom: aw, he should be in a family of slender people!

  • @abiyyufh1566
    @abiyyufh1566 Год назад +11

    4:13
    Must be very dishearting to have entire family whose existence is based on making fun of you.
    now that sound sad 😂😂

  • @Niner098
    @Niner098 3 года назад +64

    Diamondbolt: This is Splender Man
    Me: ehh that's kind of funny
    Diamondbot: OK here is Trenderman
    Me: that's pretty dumb
    Diamondbolt: and finally here is sexual offenderman
    Me: wait.. W U T?

  • @Nut612
    @Nut612 3 года назад +24

    6:34 ah yes my favorite villain yoda in a tuxedo

  • @IREALLYLIKEPIES
    @IREALLYLIKEPIES 3 года назад +58

    2:38 Neil made this?
    Bruuuhh how have I only now seen this before. That's amazing.

  • @thatonehedgehog6804
    @thatonehedgehog6804 3 года назад +43

    Slenderman fandom:omg sexual offenderman is so cool
    Dk fandom: DK DONKEY KONG PUT YOUR HANDS TOGETHER IF WANT TO CLAP AS WE'LL TAKE YOU THROUGH THIS MONKEY RAP

  • @carolinewheeler77
    @carolinewheeler77 3 года назад +5

    Alright but I seriously wanna know where offenderman came from. The other “brothers” have direct sources for where they started except for the most…out of pocket one.

  • @chicken-films10
    @chicken-films10 3 года назад +13

    11:18 deadpool ease off on the chummy changas

  • @radpicklemonster3836
    @radpicklemonster3836 3 года назад +114

    "sexual offenderman"
    Oh hell naw-

  • @9Maciej
    @9Maciej 3 года назад +13

    10:50 wait wait wait wait... Proxy? You mean, Slender Man controls VPNs?

  • @micaelacruzg
    @micaelacruzg 3 года назад +7

    3:42 i think it meant zalgo Yea zalgo the demon who will bring the apocalypse whit a mere melody
    Also as much as I don’t like ofender man it’s normal for a fandom to pick and choose what they like and don’t like from a caracther

  • @D4N13lGRAHAM
    @D4N13lGRAHAM 2 года назад +4

    Offenderman makes my brain decay twice as faster than Chernobyl’s nuclear reactor

  • @brassv2185
    @brassv2185 3 года назад +44

    In short
    A creepy tall dapper white guy with no face and hentai arms who lives in the forest
    Has a weird creepy fanbase that draw him using those tentacle arms who live in their mothers basment
    Sounds legit

  • @iActuallyLiveinUtah
    @iActuallyLiveinUtah 3 года назад +62

    The Fandom is scarier then my grades. No, I'm not joking.

  • @AlphScorpion190
    @AlphScorpion190 3 года назад +71

    Yay another Diamondbolt video that might scar me for life

  • @GG1315
    @GG1315 2 года назад +5

    The fact that for offenderman's backstory bolt used an image of Amy rose just makes my life worth living.

  • @thataroacemanivan9753
    @thataroacemanivan9753 2 года назад +3

    you know I should have been terrified of the Slenderman family even more then I thought offenderman the fuck

  • @captainscrib8413
    @captainscrib8413 3 года назад +33

    10:05
    Me every time I look into the RUclips trending tab

    • @DanDoesStuffs
      @DanDoesStuffs 3 года назад +5

      Especially in India...
      God, that trending page is cursed...

  • @Whatsabird
    @Whatsabird 3 года назад +24

    You can’t do the *RESEARCH* nobody has ever mastered that power!