Forget the economy, let's talk Migrants!
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- Опубликовано: 3 ноя 2022
- As the economy continues to struggle and the Bank of England predicts a recession a Government minister is keen to change the subject to migration...
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A photo of Enoch Powell in the background to highlight that nothing has really changed in the Tories attitude to immigration since the sixties. Well done!
@jack_in_the_green
Yeah, far-right.
@jack_in_the_green
Fortunately your reply has disappeared.
I hope you reap everything you sow.
I just feel sad for those around you whose lives you want to destroy.
@jack_in_the_green Which ancestors again? The Celts, the Saxons, the Romans, the Vikings or the French?
@jack_in_the_green
Utter twaddle.
@jack_in_the_green you just did... 🤔
"You'll never challenge me because you're worried about looking impartial!" 😆😆😆
Love it Matt ❤️
Ahem....BBC......ahem
@@richardbradley1532 ahem ..... Institute of Economic Affairs ..... ahem
"What were your favourite moments from American democracy?" Is the funniest line in the entire sketch - but it's also the scariest, because it could be true.
If you are an American whatever state in the USA please vote, get your family and friends to vote down ballot, and make sure you are registered
@@Alex-cw3rz vote dem. If the Republicans take control there will never be a democratic majority in anything again. Kiss off NATO, Ukrainian, law and freedom.
Could be?
@@justmenotyou3151 exactly
Yes,"as it comes to a close..." Great line
"To look down on and be scared of at the same time". They use that distraction so repeatedly you'd think some Mail readers might twig they are being tweaked. It's like rattling their cage and they snap and snarl every time.
We really need to stop acting surprised that it works. It's clearly human nature, stimulus-response. Which means we must stop looking to the electorate for solutions.
Repetition creates legitimacy.
At least that's what we keep being told.
They'd only notice something's off if the narrative changes.
If a politician gave a speech in the forest, and there was no one around to hear him, would he still be a bald-faced liar? (Asking for a friend.)
YES, of course he would be a LIAR for life.
Terrifying last line. American democracy is absolutely at stake.
If a politician or press tells you it's some minorities fault. All you need to do is find out who is paying their bills to identify the real fault.
The enemy arrives via private jet, not via rubber dinghy.
Tjena Donn
Well said, brilliant comment.
It's not Albanians, Bulgarians or Romanians, it's the bloody Etonians.
@jack_in_the_green If you have many enemies, then perhaps the problem is... you.
@jack_in_the_green You are right, *some* people are jealous and greedy. Those people are easy to identify: they assume everyone else is just as jealous and greedy as themselves. They are also the target audience and easy prey of crooks and charlatans and end up falling for the most obvious scams, such as brexit.
Is that a photo of Enoch Powell I spot in the background? Subtle!
I was just about to say that. I honestly thought it was Oswald Mosley at first (although it seems like Powell had similar, shitty facial hair)
Subtle as being hit in the face with a brick.
Blame everyone but the government that did the damage
We can't be seen to be looking after migrants, better than people in this country.
Stuck the nail on the head !!!!!
When they do that Migrant Talk it turns them white knucklers on.
"Talk dinghy to me."
"Someone to look down on and be scared of." That's what it's about.
Yep, exactly- that was the basis of British empire too.
"...ensuring [poor people]'ve got someone to look down on and be scared of at the same time..." may be the clearest expression of Conservative electoral strategy I've ever seen.
Enoch Powell over your "Tory'' shoulder is the ultimate chief whip.
Loving the cheaky Enoch Powell 🤣
Utterly brilliant 👏
Love the little Enoch Powell picture, he would fit right in to this Conservative Cabinet.
One of my fondest memories of American democracy is that there was a time when almost everyone in the USA agreed that nazis are bad.
Good times...
- almost !.. Facebook has since decided that there are now good Nazis ?..
Tune in to Rachel Maddow's "Ultra" podcast for insights.
@@nalodailec - RM who said, if you get vaccinated, the virus stops ???..
Look up Operation Paperclip.
As an American that last bit brought out a quick cold sweat 😓😓
👌 👏.. 'Vitally important blah, blah, blah'.. the code that seemingly unlocks money we didn't even know we had and then magically makes it disappear! (allegedly). 😉
Class! 👏👏👏
A true gem.
These migrants are causing us to give millions of pounds to hotel owners.
Some of the most deprived, desperate, down on their luck, misunderstood people.......not the migrants, the hotel owners.
I said in a previous comment about how you're going to be working overtime keeping up with this cretinous government's antics! Glad to see you're up to the task and as hilarious as ever!
Bet he thought he'd be getting a break once Liz lost to the lettuce. How naïve we all were.
"I will keep saying ill eagle over and over again without explaining it"....a sick bird of pray?
Millions - billions? What's the difference?
Well, that is a big part of the problem - average citizens just don't get what a rise of two % interest rates means when a country has 2 trillion debt and 6-8 trillion of unfunded liabilities. Everybody understands what 200 quid are, but a trillion?
I can help !
A million seconds is eleven and a half days.
A billion seconds is thirty-two years and eight months.
A trillion seconds is thirty-two thousand and seven hundred years.
I hope that helps with perspective.
@@dondoodat Thank you Don, i can enjoy your perspective but i don't think most o the people with the problems i've mentioned will benefit a lot 😉🤣
@@uweinhamburg
Sure, but it's the only way I can comprehend the scale of debt the Tories have put us in.
Numbers that large can't easily be imagined.
Genuinely curious.....on a scale of 1-10 how easy is it to write these sketches now??? They just keep getting funnier.
Talented as Matt is, there's no shortage of humour in the source material....
"Give them someone to look down on and be afraid of" - English history in a nutshell.
As our American cousins would say "You hit this one right out the park!" Superb satire, Matt.
Could start to solve the cost of living crisis by TAXING THE RICH, minister. You are brilliant Matt by the way.
i always chuckle on what matt here has done with the latest tripe coming from the government
If you are an American whatever state in the USA please vote, get your family and friends to vote down ballot, and make sure you are registered
Keep at it Matt, It's one of the highlights of my day cos laughter is the best therapy. 👍
The photo in the bookcase sums up the government, very good
The last question about favorite moment from the US democracy is chilling...but no democracy can be taken for granted any longer... Sad!
*Sigh* "I came here to avoid thinking about America." - Me
Haha me to I explicitly clicked on this video to get some English news away from the potential disaster.
The TSA theocratic state of America!
Support here from Denmark.
The public did not vote for Liz Truss
Some lovely points covered in this presentation - love the picture of Powell in the background!!! Liked that bit, 'Well they might if they thought about it for a minute'. The unfortunate truth is that only about 1% will. Keep up the good work Matt, your output is essential in this current climate media of misrepresentation (aka the mainstream media).
'...we ask, as it comes to a close, what were your favourite moments from American democracy?' 🥺
It comes to a close? When was it started?
@@davidwuhrer6704 When England were defeated.
@@vladimirputin4822
1066? (Hastings)
1314? (Bannockburn)
1453?
1558? (Calais)
1922?
Ah, no, you must be thinking of 1966. (Wembley). Or 1970 (Mexico)? 1972 (Wembley again)?
@@davidwuhrer6704 Sorry, I thought we were talking about America.
I was stupid enough to think the comments followed from the opening one.....silly me 🙄
@@vladimirputin4822 We were, but you made it about England.
Очень запутанно.
Loving the photograph among the books, Matt. Excellent detail. ☮️💚🙏
good to hear that invasions must be kept relevant !.. we mustn't have any Putin-positive propaganda when we have problems closer to home to worry about ?..
How do we differentiate between true refugees and economic migrants? Perhaps a lie detector test via a translator? Either way, we need to start sorting out the wheat from the chaff, as we can't afford more and more of these people coming here!! 🤔
Daggers straight to the heart of the big con. Good one Matt
The little tiny goose steps of fascism from a little tiny minister prime and his cohorts. Awful humans.
Spot on as ever Matt.
Excellent, as ever. Thanks Matt
On so many levels absolutely brilliant
The Liz Truss Fiasco was designed to remove blame from the Johnson Premiership - no one's blaming him for anything now.
Bernie Sanders exercising the right to wear fair isle mittens. That was my favourite moment.
Some excellent lines and I loved the sign off
Keep up the good work
🤣🤣🤣🤣 had me crackin again.
Matt Green^s commentary is as usual,,as the saying goes, is too true to be good and not vice versa.
Brilliant and succinct as usual! 😁
Vitally important, bla bla bla.. spoken like a true Tory.. cheers Matt! ☺️
Love the content keep it up thanks bestest from Scotland 👋👋👋
Though this is very funny - it isn't comedy, more forensic political science and 100% accurate.
Eye-wateringly astute. Maybe you could do one about the best moments of British democracy too??!
I'm sure he will when it happens.
At least he's honest. Greetings from The Netherlands. :(
Loving the photo of Oswald Mosley on ya shelf. Just read some comments, and it might be Enoch Powell. The joke still stands. And tbh, they all look the same to me. x
It's a photo of Enoch Powell. Mosley was not a Tory. Powell was a Tory.
Nice One Matt.
It’s all about The Party.
You get the 'like' for nailing 90% of the current news in a single video title; and then the 'comment' for the sheer amount of absolutely perfect one-liners throughout. You're too good at this bro lol🤣 spot on as usual ❤️🖤🚩🏴
Just brilliant Matt.
Whatever Tories say they are, that's what they're not.
Unions, Climate Protestors, Asylum Seekers who next in the great Tory misdirection game?
Where's this flipping chicken xxx
It will probably work well for the tories
The Daily Mail is certainly on the case.
Thanks Matt. Ruined my Saturday night. In a very funny and clever way, but my god, I'm really going to need more Guinness.
Especially as it's only Friday.
@@dondoodat oh shit. I forgot to go to work today!
Spot on 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
"American democracy"?? A good idea, an oxymoron or more likely both.
Loving the Enoch pic ........ brilliant touch 🙂
Absolutely on point!
The last successful invasion of the British Isles was in 1066. People came ashore with military hardware intent on capturing the country by force. That was an invasion. Most asylum seekers appear to be missing the military hardware which probably gives us a clue as to why they ARENT invading.
Love that.
Love the Mosley photo in the background 😂😂😂
I just said that. Grr beat me by 2 minutes.
Some one said it might be Enoch Powell. Tbh, they all look the same to me.
Sometime in the way distant future Matt and other satirical comedians will be scratching around for ha-ha material and have to carefully 'share it out'. In the meantime fill yer boots!
Spot on!
Will the Sun ever set upon the great empire...
Well, I guess my favourite pick when it comes to US democracy would be 1776 - the declaration of independence :-). Went downhill ever since.
*WHAT WERE MY FAVE MOMENTS FROM AMERICAN DEMOCRACY...???* Now I come to think of it, I cant think of any, its been pretty relentlessly bad actually...
Recent computer modelling shows we would have won WW2 without them because - Empire. So Imagine a world where the USA don't get to dictate everything and Britain has the computer, the jet engine, and German rocket scientists exclusively to its self...
So what you're saying is that it could have been worse.
I think Russia played a rather large part in Hitler’s downfall.
Don’t look here look there
Definitely one of your best ❤️
Thanks!
Hoe much did it cost to fly Suella Braverman into the refugee camp using a Chinook?
Great satire Matt but scarily very very close to the truth.
Ideally we should treat them as human beings but anything that is non-British(English) is not human in my eyes you see…
Love the photo in the book case
Now we have a deal with Brazil.?
Matt, I’m getting increasingly unnerved… are you secretly writing the scripts that Tory ministers are using in real life? This is becoming less comedy and more documentary! You are depressingly brilliant 😅
Cracking vid Matt keep them coming.
Yep sums it up pretty perfectly
At least Matt's deflection is humourous, whereas the government's attempts are intended for non-thinkers.
Toooo funny!
The script, the timing and the visuals were all so good that everything was better than everything else. Great stuff Matt.
If they were all trained to drive lorries, it would solve the driver shortage and they could move out of the hotels and pay their own rent. Just a completely off-the-wall suggestion...
It's interesting that Matt isn't on TV. The mainstream channels are totally under the Tory Party cosh. During Thatcher's regime the satire on telly was excoriating. We're losing so much.
Love your stuff 🙂
The fun and also tragic thing is you could just copy paste this to Australia and it would fit. Fits in America too, you just have better accents than them.
Hey we also have concentration camps!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Sorry 👎Too Close to your Reality
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Colonialism in reverse.
dont agree with you but it is really funny and laughs are the ony saving grace