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Jesus christ look at his house. Damn he wasn’t kidding when he said he was a nigerian prince
You should watch his other video where he makes a cheesecake.
@@deejay4035 In the cheesecake video that was when he lived in his parents house still I thought?
I’m not liking this comment in order to not ruin the 420.
@@rafaelignaciodegarateescob939 cringe
Indian prince you pleb.
Me watching this video on the background:
Yeah that's how you cut an avocado...
Wait, why are you cutting an avocado?
To put it with the brownie on top of the tortilla, duh...
To snort
*Why do I hear boss music...*
I was genuinely waiting for that type of twist after his 500k special cookie recipe
@@lb_collector He didn't do it for his cheesecake video, so I thought he learned his lesson about grossing out his audience. It appears I was only half right as it at least wasn't as bad as that cookie.
i bet manscaped were like
" yep we found the right guys to advertise this"
is it just me or does Manscaped have the most consistently entertaining ads whenever they come up?
His vids always surprise me when they start going off the deep end
You mean the exact frame he shows up?
It's always so unexpected
They had us in the first half ngl
You should be arrested and given a noble prize in the same time for taking a bite of the thing
Ah yes the very well known "noble" prize yes I know it very well?
@@harlanrichards4765 you must be fun at parties
@@harlanrichards4765 How nobel of you to point that out ;)
@@harlanrichards4765 It is a noble prize as it was awarded by a demon LORD.
The worst and also the best part is, he took a second bite after the first one. With such a nonchalanty, that it's gold xD
I felt physical pain when you put guacamole on the brownies
My Spidey sense kicked in right when he brought out the tortillas, it was all downhill from there lol
@@bondori7999 mine tingled so hard I just began to 10:01 immediately when he put the guac on
Like a kick on my fkn balls man I am from Chile (southern latinamerica) and practically avocados are only for rich people, naw just so expensives owo
@@felipeignaciomansillafreir345 cómo que los aguacates son para ricos jajaja si son bien baratos
@@Nickball97 x2
if I had a nickel for every time Nithin made tacos out of brownies I’d have 2 nickels
I know where he messed up , he didn't colour the guacamole and tortilla to purple, a rookie mistake ngl.
Me: pretty good so far
Nithin: I think its time we get started on our guacamole
Me: Wait what.........
Not really a stolen comment when its a comment format
The sequel to Era Of Celestials we didn’t know we needed
from waifus and heroes to talking about balls XD
In the end they must have sent another demon!
5:16 "Do not eat this stuff. It contains raw eggs."
Dude. You just... You just... You dipped your finger in and licked it off a minute ago...
Nithin's power is limitless. He is worthy of the raw brownie mixture whereas you are not.
I hear the human body can just barely manage to withstand one fingertip of raw egg
Also fun bit, its not really the eggs in the batter or cookie dough that's dangerous, its usually the uncooked flour.
@@themadichib0d well, half/half, if you eat uncooked flour, probably you'll be sick, like diarrhea or something like that, but the real problem is if you didn't wash the eggs before, you can get Salmonella, and believe, that's bad, really bad.
@@BAPF123 theres a lot of things wrong with what you just said. For one, youre NOT supposed to wash eggs unless they are literally soiled, overall the risk of salmonella is pretty small and two: www.fda.gov/consumers/consumer-updates/raw-doughs-raw-deal-and-could-make-you-sick
So its closer to a 90/10 split in favor of flour. Its way more likely to be harmful.
"I deserve this outcome" - the best thing, I've heard today.
Nithin Kitchen-Man burnt my crops and killed my people
Well he had to pay to keep the Sun somehow. The Owl demon no joke.
he poisoned our water supply
and caused the spread of famine in our borders
He made the frogs gay
Googin Nice oof
me in the beginning: ow this is an actual cooking session no jokes
me after minute 8: ow ok imma wash out my eyes with bleach now
Almost yakked after my meal
WEAKLINGS
Call me gross, but I’d eat it no problem 😂.
Wow*
Its “wow” not “ow” you sped?
Only when he took out the lime for the guacamole did I realize: Wait, this is a brownie video right? He just made it seem like the guacamole is naturally just part of the recipe.
Nithin: Let's do some Brownies.
Me: Hell yeah!
Nithin: Let's do some Guacamole.
Me: Hell y.. wait wha?
Nithin: Let's toast the Tortilla.
Me: I should have seen this coming...
wait he is not a hobo he has a house wtf
His house is fuckin huge
I'm mean he's an Elder God how could he not have a house?
No he snuck into a strangers house using his valorant stealth tactics
@@logana1507 I think you mean his ghoul mode.
@@leglaaah His dad's house.
When he moved out of his mansion and still has a bigger kitchen than my whole apartment.
notice how at 9:00 we see dark mane enjoying his home cooked meal of a brownie taco and then it cuts to the demon notice how dark mane and this "demon" both have identical hands but shouldnt this "demon be covered in fur from the head down? and if u really pay attention u will notice that darkkmane and this demon are never in the same shot at the same time? and also notice how we see seconds later this "demon" eats the whole taco and only seconds later we see the same taco reappear in his hand but with a bite taken out a clear sign that he is tricking us ITS TIME TO WAKE UP!!!! my theory is that there never was a demon in fact it is just dark mane in a suit switching from shot to shot hes been fooling us this whole time from the hands to how u never see them in a shot together to the trick with the taco it all practically conferms my theory
Holy shit dude you’re right I can’t believe I didn’t see this until now
Come on there, you still belive in this crap? Wake up, there's no Nithin, it was a demon in a suit the whole time !
They were in the same shot at 8:35
So, y'all better quit your conspiratorial ranting.
title should've been "A glorious guide on how to bake: Brownies"
First thought at Guacamole: “how high is he?”
Second thought at Guacamole: “wait it’s just Nithin..”
The homeless man asthetic really suits you. I respect the creeping chest hair about to join with your beard.
Bruh 😂
Real men have glorious chest hair like Dave Hasselhoff.
"When external sources have turned your bottom half into that of a beast"
Man, I hate it when that happens!
Ruins my entire day.
"let's not talk about balls, let's talk about something I want in my mouth even more: brownies"
Nithin: lets make brownies.
Me: this is super weird, why are you making brownies?
Nithin: now lets get started on the guacamole
Me: ah, now it makes sense, proceed.
Quarantine has turned Nithan into the essence of masculine power. I’m surprised Manscape has the *balls* to sponsor him.
THICC
with all that hair he really needs a lawn mower
"You know he looks like the Guy from the beginning of dark souls 3"
*plays Vordt theme*
He doesn’t even show Gundyr
Oh thank God I love brownies.
**The demon himself uproots avocados from the pits of hell. His grin stretches to his ears as his lips mutter heresies befitting those that denounce the name of God.**
*Guacamole.*
Oh god no.
Edit: oh god oh fuck he took a bite
“Hey guys it’s me Nithin” also known as *kitchen man*
I also watched the first 15 seconds of the video
If Darkk Mane made 650 quadrillion dollars, that means he went on to work for the demon for 12.5 million years... Truly a fate worse than death.
So he gets to live millions of years and have lots of money while making more culinary masterpieces?
Best fate possible imo
Liyuan Zhu and that’s if he spend no money that entire time, and knowing his mozzarella stick addiction, I imagine he spent at least a few trillion on those.
The best part is these are just regular recipes for brownies and guac with proper proportions and techniques. What makes it fun is this guy.
So Nithin got 650 quadrillion dollars during his career as a personal chef
He made 1 billion dollars a week
650 quadrillion divided by 1 billion is 650 million, which is how many weeks he worked
650 million weeks divided by 52(weeks a year) is 12 500 000 years
In conclusion, Nithin is an immortal who should not be messed with
Some Ordinary Gamers is really branching out with his content!
Hey guys and gals, me mutahar and today we are comitting atrocities that the geneva convention would not approve of
kinda racist
@@nagegg1481 not rly. but funny how fast ur brain made that connection
Damn bro
@@nagegg1481 but they do look alike? it would be racist if they were both just indian and looked completely different but they literally both look like kinda plump similar-faced and bearded indian men.
My butt cheeks clenched when he started cutting that avocado near his fingers but I guess severed fingers would appease the brownie demon.
9:46 I just loved the pause and then he looked at us then.. *HOLY SHIT*
Darkk after I skip the ad: "But enough talking about balls. Now, let´s talk about something I want in my mouth even more:"
Me: "Huh?"
I wonder when this is gonna weird... It's darkkmane... it has to go crazy at some point... "Now let's get started on the guacamole" aaaand so it begins
7:37 Nithin’s eyes scare me sometimes.
Nithin is that friend that's either unbelievably chill or a wild fuckin ride
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.
Truuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
But enough talk about balls, now, let´s talk about something I want in my mouth even more, brownies. - Nithin 2020
His name is Nithin?
Its his presidential campaign slogan.
NikiGotUrSpine i’d vote for him also dont vote for david he wants to start publicly executing dogs
You're missing the classic salsa for the classic brownies
7:17 oh god that actually made me jump
Coming back to this channel 3 years later and it still hasn't went over a million subs
But one thing's for sure
The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell
If this is anything like the learning to read video, my brain is probably going to be at least 7 times bigger after watching this
Edit: If I learnt anything from this, it's that one must always remember to toast the tortilla
Who else got mega anxious watching him cut the avocados by he cuts in the direction if his hand
I think it shows how great of a entertainer he is, when making brownies becomes funny.
Nithin making brownies: "Oh fuck, it turned black"
Nithin making guacamole: "I am a master of the blade, I know a thousand and one ways to slay an avocado."
I see the camera into the abyss of the microwave
I dont know if I'm more distracted hy the camera in the microwave or the display on the slow cooker that won't stop flashing thanks to the recording's FPS rate.
"So lit mobile just sent me this new battery pack"
My favorite part is that it charges my phone... wirelessly
Nithin:THE ESSENCE OF GODS PURPLE FOOD COLORING
Lulu: Its tastes purple!
Seamless transition out of the sponsorship message. I swear, you’re one of the only people who makes sponsorships actually interesting
*This man is the League of Legends version of Filthy Frank*
That's an awfully strange way to spell HowToBasic.
@@blackknightjack3850 nathan is a modern balance of both of them. He has his own lore (like filthyfrank) and is not afraid to create new powerful dishes (liek HTB)
Nithin is the pinnacle of comedy. It doesn't get any better than this
I legit cried when he poured the guacamole on the brownies
Dyeing the brownies black make for a great way to prank a friend into thinking he's eating a regular taco until he takes a bit.
Cant wait for the official launch of Ghoul Mode
Aw heck?? we sharing brownie recipes?
(Check the reply to this comment)
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You thought I was joking? I just revealed some ancient baking techniques.
Sorry about that, youtube hides comments that are too big, they don't give a shit about replies tho. lol.
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3/4 cups of Cocoa powder
1/2 tsp. of Baking soda
2/3 cups of veg. oil
1/2 cup of boiling water (preparation order is important, check the steps)
2 cups of sugar
2 eggs
1 1/3 cups flour
1 tsp. vanilla extract
1 tsp. salt (this one kinda up to you, I don't measure salt.)
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Preparation:
1.) Stir the cocoa and baking soda into a bowl,
2.) blend in *_1/3_* veg oil,
3.) add boiling water and stir until mixture thickens, (it's gonna look weird but trust me)
4.) stir in sugar, eggs and the remaining 1/3 of oil. Stir until smooth again.
5.) Add the flour, vanilla, and salt, and blend until smooth again.
6.) pour into a well-greased pan, I recommend putting parchment paper on the bottom too. (3" - "9)
7.) Bake at 350 for 30 minutes _OR_ 50-55 minutes if you use a water bath, I normally check near the 30-minute mark regardless though.
(A water bath is placing the pan, inside of another pan full of really hot water, all of the added humidity slows the baking process but really makes some moist boys. I highly recommend it.)
Man how the fuck do you have half a boiling water?
@@parsley3215 H1O
Parsley probably half a cup or something
Okay but wheres the guacamole
Its been 5 years since i watch your videos and nothing has changed thats what great about your channel
"I think it's time we get started on our guacamole."
I feel D I S P L E A S E D.
Cooking with darkkman is quality content
This has honestly improved my life in qurantine so much
Darkk Mane: do not eat raw eggs
Also Darkk Mane: *tastes uncooked brownie batter*
i hate that the mario noise made me choke on water laughing. I DO NOT WANT TO DIE LAUGHING AT MARIO GETTING HURT
My favorite part was when he talked and made brownies
same
Why did you comment this twice but slightly different each time?
@@MentalMooseGames His goals are BEYOND your understanding!
Destory 1337 you are correct. My brain is an enigma
5:42 When darkmane does it it's just fine, but when I stab my abogado it's suddenly a crime
B for effort
That segue to guacamole was so smooth my mind did a 180 from desserts to mexican mariachi bands.
One of the few people who makes the video sponsor worth watching. Legit didn’t fast forward
This channel is legit my only source of dessert recipes. I'm not complaining.
9:53 Damn, full time employment for twelve million five hundred thousand years, in this economy.
I feel like Nithin should be hired as a writer for Rick and Morty......to earn 1 billion dollars per week
2:05
I laugh so hard I dropped the ballwnies I had in my mouth
Thought he was gonna say “Hey it’s me, Mutahar”
1:55 where tf did you get goat legs
from the demon's curse duh
*puts guacamole on brownies*
All bakers in a 50 mile radius " I feel a disturbance in the force"
Anyone else’s mouth water when he put it all together? The best brownie, the best guacamole and the best toasted tortilla, all coming together...mhmmmm....
7:18 *guacamole music*
Someone’s been playing doom🤓
Omg he actually ate it xD
Thats what I was thinking xD
I'm determined to make Brownie Tacos work in honor of this mans absolute goat energy.
I'm thinking brownies, cream cheese frosting, sliced strawberries and pizza sauce. Flawless.
Everyone talks about the brownies and guac, but they failed to see the celestial being lying in wait for utter annihilation on his fridge.
Oh my god this man gets more beautiful by the second
Last time I was this early I remembered what the Sun looked like.
The irl skits literally get better every time. Love your content so much Nithin
I screamed watching the food coloring get aggressively squeezed in.
little did i know the heresy had only just begun.
Pro tip, if recipe calls for 350° oven, and you are using a convection oven, then it's 325° sometimes 300° depending on what you are cooking. The rule is always reduce temperature of recipe by 25-50° for convection ovens, as they cook much differently than conventional ovens. Also, use butter to grease your pan, not oil. You can cut a piece off the stick and hold it against the pan and slide it around coating all sides well. Should also let brownies rest for 10 minutes before cutting them.
Honestly the "curse" being a perfect introduction to the sponsorship has caught me offguard.
Everything was going so nice at the beginning but he found a way to fuck it up still love the video.
I love all the little stupid jokes snuck in one way or another.. I was laughing the entire time
Bruh, he looks like an indian version of Charles Manson.
*_I Love It_*
weird asf but ok
4:06
Just keep mexican until you remove all the ear bubbles
I like the new direction of this channel. "Dining with Darkk Mane"
I legit cried a bit when he started putting the guacamole on the brownies.
This man is a national treasure, he must be protected at all costs
Nice to see Mutahar from SomeOrdinaryGaming again!
Like, I had forgotten the guamole twist, and when it happened...uff... so many flashbacks
This is no game guide, but now I wanna do the same brownies irl.
Good video.
"Greasy like Europe" if my fingers weren't so greasy and slip from my phone, I would've hit the dislike button
watch that scene again my dude you misunderstood it pretty badly
5:03
it was a joke about america having tons of grease on every meal not europe being greasy
It's a pun about Greece being in Europe, wtf guys
@@sebastianmadl8729 wrong again buddy,it's "Greece",as in the small country in Europe .Don't correct people unless you know the joke
Guys, come on now, it's a multi layered joke.
Just like the burgers americans like a lot.
So early youtube is telling me theres 0 comments
Its always a lie
Just f5 my friend
What're u five years old?
She’s 11.
Nithin himself cannot handle the sheer tastiness of the brownie taco. Incredible.
did the math, Nithin served as the demons cook for 12,500,000 years