Cooking With Gordon Ramsay Is An Absolute Nightmare - This Is Why

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  • Опубликовано: 25 окт 2024

Комментарии • 4 тыс.

  • @UpIsNotJump
    @UpIsNotJump  4 года назад +2733

    Links to help with the bush-fires in Australia :D
    The Firefighters donation page I mentioned: www.rfs.nsw.gov.au/volunteer/support-your-local-brigade
    Other important charities related to the fires: Red Cross: redcross.org.au/campaigns/disaster-relief-and-recovery-new-years-eve Wires: wires.org.au/donate/emergency-fund Salvation Army: salvationarmy.org.au/donate/make-a-donation/donate-online/?appeal=disasterappeal Vinnie's: donate.vinnies.org.au/appeals-nsw/vinnies-nsw-bushfire-appeal-nsw

    • @jacksonelh
      @jacksonelh 4 года назад +43

      big ups for this man. people I know really need it.

    • @guyfieri2138
      @guyfieri2138 4 года назад +14

      You know what else is important? Boneworks review. Please.

    • @nonusbusinissus5632
      @nonusbusinissus5632 4 года назад +6

      A perfect video for natural disasters. Hey ppl who lost all you had in life, watch me play with food and then throw it away!
      #1 well done.
      Now get off this idea as quick as you got onto it. Food is not for you to f around with.

    • @ReviewOrcsUSA
      @ReviewOrcsUSA 4 года назад +3

      What "bush-fires"? It's already been confirmed that the fires, like the ones in california are man-made terrorist attacks, or people doing insurance scams.

    • @lukeogregory
      @lukeogregory 4 года назад +6

      UpIsNotJump Why are you so nice? Yet your videos make me feel dirty... :/

  • @derpyderpdog5071
    @derpyderpdog5071 4 года назад +7224

    Ok look, the funny British man is going to burn his house down.

    • @conlangknow8787
      @conlangknow8787 4 года назад +19

      No austrian

    • @addamazeing
      @addamazeing 4 года назад +4

      Oh

    • @siroshcelot
      @siroshcelot 4 года назад +6

      Please for the love of God tell me that your PFP is fucking ironic.

    • @mq5731
      @mq5731 4 года назад +6

      He's bringing Australia to London

    • @LazerDuck-uj2cc
      @LazerDuck-uj2cc 4 года назад +1

      To stop Australia from burning

  • @hmmyou2544
    @hmmyou2544 4 года назад +3435

    "If you haven't noticed, Australia is on fire"
    *Looks out window*
    "Hm"

    • @juliospezziadesouza
      @juliospezziadesouza 4 года назад +34

      Good thing that i dont live in the Amazon

    • @spiffysquidge2724
      @spiffysquidge2724 4 года назад +129

      @@juliospezziadesouza I don't... i don't think..... whatever

    • @onion4550
      @onion4550 4 года назад +48

      @@juliospezziadesouza wait what

    • @keithhalfa912
      @keithhalfa912 4 года назад +25

      Júlio Spézzia de Souza Amazon?? Australia is a whole different country mate

    • @Here_is_Waldo
      @Here_is_Waldo 4 года назад +119

      @@juliospezziadesouza Australia is at LEAST 5 miles away from the Amazon.

  • @RustyDroid
    @RustyDroid 4 года назад +1889

    "Upisnotjump what is your channel about?"
    "Yes."

    • @kidvid1499
      @kidvid1499 4 года назад +18

      It's about nightmares

    • @MelRosewood
      @MelRosewood 4 года назад +5

      Jerome Lombardi and great dreams

    • @kidvid1499
      @kidvid1499 4 года назад +2

      @@MelRosewood true

    • @TheKingEd1tor
      @TheKingEd1tor 3 года назад +1

      “Yes.” Can be replaced with “AHHH.”

  • @ReverieNightengale
    @ReverieNightengale 4 года назад +347

    Watching him try to work the blender was like those infomercials where people can never seem to use the simplest household products right. I half expected him to look to the camera and say "There's GOT to be a better way!!"

    • @jamesdowman2023
      @jamesdowman2023 3 года назад +2

      Oh yeah, he was kinda acting thosr people who needed a shouty man telling them how to breathe half the time

    • @jamesdowman2023
      @jamesdowman2023 3 года назад +1

      Those*

  • @StraveTube
    @StraveTube 4 года назад +1229

    "Don't breathe this."
    - UpIsNotWillItBlend

    • @BlueDavrial
      @BlueDavrial 4 года назад +28

      UpWillNotBlend

    • @zactuck1705
      @zactuck1705 4 года назад +18

      God I had some serious early RUclips ptsd

    • @EntraOfficial
      @EntraOfficial 4 года назад +3

      Strave that is the question

    • @philurbaniak1811
      @philurbaniak1811 4 года назад +6

      Literally every chef ever:
      "I wish you at home could smell this!"
      Not here.

  • @DragonKnight90001
    @DragonKnight90001 4 года назад +1981

    “Its like holding a baby”
    *proceeds to cook said baby*

  • @lukeogregory
    @lukeogregory 4 года назад +2462

    *This is basically every “Expectation vs Reality” post*

    • @mq5731
      @mq5731 4 года назад +61

      His Beef Wellington didn't look TOO bad. If he had maybe cut off 1/3 of the meat he had on his fillet and didn't play with it like it was a dead Face Hugger/Baby, he probably would have had something good. The Timer thing was just a mistake that is easily remedied.
      The only thing I think he really did wrong was his cut of meat. Gordon used a Beef Tenderloin by the look and shape of it, the funny British man used I think a Beef Shoulder of some kind. Or maybe a Butt. It's the wrong shape, which lead to some obvious handling problems, and most likely would cook the same way a Tenderloin would have, making the recipe a little bit different for his cut of meat.

    • @foxclub49er
      @foxclub49er 4 года назад +9

      Micheal Quimpo okay gordon

    • @mq5731
      @mq5731 4 года назад +5

      @@foxclub49er Your supposed to say Boomer

    • @syndromeofadowns
      @syndromeofadowns 4 года назад +4

      @@mq5731 if he didn't over cook it also the decorative top seemed to make the puff pastry crack causing the beef to cook even more it would have looked fine

    • @mq5731
      @mq5731 4 года назад +4

      @@syndromeofadowns It might actually be that overcooking it made the pastry crack. That and/or he made the decoratives bits on top too deep.

  • @erikpark
    @erikpark 4 года назад +932

    "I'm bleeding"
    He then proceeds to touch *EVERYTHING* with said bleeding hand.

    • @The_Master_Chief_117
      @The_Master_Chief_117 4 года назад +21

      As someone who has done food-processing that hurt me

    • @Frappuccinoo
      @Frappuccinoo 3 года назад +18

      @@The_Master_Chief_117 Food processing? more like hand processing.

    • @DucktacularEvents
      @DucktacularEvents 3 года назад +10

      Pre-pandemic casualness - things will never be the same!

    • @OfAngelsAndAnarchist
      @OfAngelsAndAnarchist 3 года назад +1

      It’s going to cook and it’s not an industrial kitchen
      Don’t be so prissy, it’s not cute

    • @Frappuccinoo
      @Frappuccinoo 3 года назад +4

      @@OfAngelsAndAnarchist aye uhh my guy, it's a joke. I mean- I get the message but like *_its a funny comment._*

  • @pawkeshup
    @pawkeshup 4 года назад +1372

    Video starts: "There's blood coming out of this."
    Me: UpIsNotCook either.

    • @razagan1343
      @razagan1343 4 года назад +11

      Hello police I'd like to report a murder.

    • @smuglord5057
      @smuglord5057 4 года назад +4

      Me when I take my morning piss

    • @ntmfalloutproductions4713
      @ntmfalloutproductions4713 4 года назад

      Murdered with words

    • @Yagh10
      @Yagh10 4 года назад

      @@smuglord5057 ah good sir/madame you appear to be on your period

    • @thougsthecker7404
      @thougsthecker7404 4 года назад

      @@Yagh10 Or he just has promblem on the pinas

  • @ch7639
    @ch7639 4 года назад +1756

    “This garlic’s moldy”
    *proceeds to peel and open moldy garlic over prepared food*

    • @captin3149
      @captin3149 4 года назад +174

      At that point the penicillin is probably necessary to protect you from the rest of the beef......

    • @BurnedSoap
      @BurnedSoap 4 года назад +45

      Wrong type of mold, I think. Luckily, he also had an orange.

    • @JustAskMeTV101
      @JustAskMeTV101 4 года назад +100

      "There's a hair on this"
      Proceeds to slap the meat back down onto the dirty counter that the hair probably came from

    • @mid1429
      @mid1429 4 года назад +3

      *garlics’

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 4 года назад +16

      After cross contaminating..everything..with the raw meat.

  • @funnyfella8198
    @funnyfella8198 4 года назад +603

    Upisnotjump: Speaks about how he values consistency on his live stream of alien
    Next video: ok guys here's 11 minutes of me cooking

    • @casperes0912
      @casperes0912 4 года назад +16

      It was consistent with his regular sense of humour, and he did painting with Bob Ross too

    • @danger2236
      @danger2236 4 года назад +1

      nice

  • @GuyMaleMan
    @GuyMaleMan 3 года назад +225

    "Oh look, there's blood coming out of this" is the best way to start a video

  • @dylandreisbach1986
    @dylandreisbach1986 4 года назад +1022

    In the future, we will be able to classify eras by when certain companies sponsor RUclipsrs.

    • @explosiveaddict6939
      @explosiveaddict6939 4 года назад +46

      A few months ago was the Honey era. Now, we've entered the very long *RAID: SHADOW LEGENDS* era.

    • @sinon7000
      @sinon7000 4 года назад +12

      @@explosiveaddict6939 the problem is honey was actually useful raid is a piece of shit

    • @occasionalart7597
      @occasionalart7597 4 года назад +13

      We've already had the lootcrate era

    • @CNowProductions
      @CNowProductions 4 года назад +11

      Now it's the Ridge wallet era

    • @andrejaeckle9828
      @andrejaeckle9828 3 года назад +1

      We've now entered the era of the mighty NORD VPN and other data security dynasties! But challenging nations rise at the horizon, in the fabled lands of Skillshare, so, anjything goes from here on out.

  • @TheWhatisthiseven
    @TheWhatisthiseven 4 года назад +2056

    Honestly, the finished product didn't look that bad.
    Seems like a waste to just throw it out.

    • @Wizza2418
      @Wizza2418 4 года назад +307

      I agree, however he did cross contaminate the meat with just about everything. So I’m not sure that it was fit for human consumption.

    • @UpIsNotJump
      @UpIsNotJump  4 года назад +1302

      I assure you I ate it all, that meat weren't cheap

    • @Wizza2418
      @Wizza2418 4 года назад +69

      UpIsNotJump was it good at least?

    • @flash5010
      @flash5010 4 года назад +53

      @@UpIsNotJump we must know if it tasted good!!!

    • @mrhalfwit972
      @mrhalfwit972 4 года назад +116

      @@Wizza2418 we can eat forms of poison for other animals but slap meat with a different slab of meat and oh good lookie here your fucking intestines exploded

  • @Galimeer5
    @Galimeer5 4 года назад +595

    "I left the beef out for ten minutes setting up this joke"
    Honestly, that was funnier than the joke itself

    • @Celestral
      @Celestral 4 года назад +26

      Although in the end he reveals that the painting bit was filmed after the "beef" was in the oven, thus burning it because he forgot to set the timer. Which made it even funnier to me somehow :')

  • @dawsynlarson696
    @dawsynlarson696 4 года назад +227

    This man needs a restraunt
    “So were missing 50% of our seasonings but I think we’ll be alright”

  • @LabMatt
    @LabMatt 4 года назад +958

    "I'm gonna donate ad revenue to Australia."
    RUclips: "Acknowledging thay bad things are happening is against guidelines, demonetized!"

  • @AlphaLyons
    @AlphaLyons 4 года назад +537

    “There’s blood coming out this, *HI EVERYONE.”*

    • @davidj3841
      @davidj3841 4 года назад +5

      @@cowboylee9457 Meat juice and blood.

    • @primus0348
      @primus0348 4 года назад +2

      He just murdered someone for this video XD

    • @thekingofawesomeness9173
      @thekingofawesomeness9173 4 года назад +1

      insert "please don't call the cops" here

    • @Snailybob
      @Snailybob 4 года назад +1

      @@cowboylee9457 oh do forgive the layman for assuming that the red liquid flowing directly from a cut of raw animal flesh was blood, would you?

    • @AlphaLyons
      @AlphaLyons 4 года назад

      Cowboy Lee
      “You’ve got no respect, now get out.”

  • @thescothavig
    @thescothavig 4 года назад +1519

    “I will donate the first month of ad revenue to charity”. RUclips: I don’t think so

    • @petercarioscia9189
      @petercarioscia9189 4 года назад +32

      We finally have ads on this video!

    • @mrhalfwit972
      @mrhalfwit972 4 года назад +7

      @@petercarioscia9189 too late lol

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile 4 года назад +9

      @@Bone_guy literally for charity

    • @dstinnettmusic
      @dstinnettmusic 4 года назад +2

      You fucking poor sods.
      Just buy RUclips premium so RUclips can’t hold videos like this hostage.

    • @jacobargyle1517
      @jacobargyle1517 4 года назад +1

      Jokes on you, convicts!

  • @antonytheocharidis9576
    @antonytheocharidis9576 4 года назад +149

    "I can't smell anything"
    Mate I'm about 7 months late but you might want to get that checked apparently

  • @PotatoHedgehog
    @PotatoHedgehog 4 года назад +1040

    I've watched this... several times now. Couldn't hold in my laughter. X3
    Should you continue this, I propose it be called "UpIsNotCooking".

  • @CodeBullet
    @CodeBullet 4 года назад +75

    I think you win most costume changes in a cooking video

  • @alexisasheep6554
    @alexisasheep6554 4 года назад +305

    "there's blood coming out of this"
    *imagine my shock*

    • @amoliski
      @amoliski 4 года назад +1

      WeLl AcKcHyUalLy It's not blood, it's myoglobin.

  • @MazzaAzi
    @MazzaAzi 4 года назад +629

    alternate title:
    "Recently married man builds case on why they shouldn't do the chores - This is Why"

    • @davidtal523
      @davidtal523 3 года назад +15

      depends on the people. when i was recently married i had to teach my wife how to cook. soo... fuck stereotypes.

    • @JadeTeran-Gallo-j3t
      @JadeTeran-Gallo-j3t 3 года назад +2

      Faen ta deg

  • @OmegagamingDK
    @OmegagamingDK 4 года назад +445

    "I am gonna donate the ad revenue"
    Oh i should turn off ad block
    wait there is no ads anyway
    good job youtube

    • @petercarioscia9189
      @petercarioscia9189 4 года назад +3

      There are ads now, finally... I hope that means the revenue will go for the charity

    • @Brodie029
      @Brodie029 4 года назад +1

      @spoon now there is

    • @mrhalfwit972
      @mrhalfwit972 4 года назад +1

      @@Brodie029 nvm, god dammit youtube.

  • @aphid7892
    @aphid7892 4 года назад +617

    Upisnotjump: The money is going to a good cause!
    RUclips: deMoNOtiZeD

    • @baconhair7393
      @baconhair7393 4 года назад +3

      @@frostbird3431 R/woooosh

    • @mordador2702
      @mordador2702 4 года назад +19

      @@baconhair7393 I feel like you dont know what r/whoosh means... otherwise youd have to whoosh yourself.

    • @captainflowers748
      @captainflowers748 4 года назад +7

      @@mordador2702 I also don't get why people still do it, it's so annoying like the damn fires around here

    • @baconhair7393
      @baconhair7393 4 года назад

      @@mordador2702 HHHMMMMMMM

    • @baconhair7393
      @baconhair7393 4 года назад

      @@mordador2702 ok sure

  • @mr.gspot753
    @mr.gspot753 4 года назад +341

    Despite wanting to kill me Sid melts my heart whenever he’s onscreen

    • @quinn5213
      @quinn5213 4 года назад +14

      He also wants to melt you

    • @thelegend8570
      @thelegend8570 4 года назад +12

      No, that's the sulfuric acid he injected into your veins while you were sleeping.

    • @trindalas
      @trindalas 4 года назад

      Sid is adorable for sure.

    • @vanessamorales5851
      @vanessamorales5851 4 года назад

      Sid melted your heart how are you alive

  • @potheadpig
    @potheadpig 4 года назад +59

    7:17 the few second clips every now and then with random sounds like this just make these videos perfect

  • @wumbosaurus9121
    @wumbosaurus9121 4 года назад +273

    "Take the mushrooms up even further, with some fresh thyme in there-"
    *Throws a clock into the pan*

    • @wpeniche
      @wpeniche 4 года назад +2

      Best part of the video... after any scenes with Sid of course.

    • @1blackice1
      @1blackice1 4 года назад +3

      That one got a lol out of me.

    • @mylifeaschloe8422
      @mylifeaschloe8422 4 года назад

      4:17 haha it's my favorite part too

    • @Legion849
      @Legion849 4 года назад

      Hahahaha that's my favourite part

  • @MuggsisGune
    @MuggsisGune 4 года назад +239

    You can tell he's a scientist when he picks up and shakes the running blender.

    • @joeyjoman2156
      @joeyjoman2156 4 года назад +3

      He's doing it the traditional way

    • @mrbarefootbogan6254
      @mrbarefootbogan6254 4 года назад +3

      He's not a Scientist lol. He's a Math teacher with a Chemistry degree.

    • @gamblorrr
      @gamblorrr 4 года назад +1

      @@mrbarefootbogan6254 doesn't he have a masters?

    • @mrbarefootbogan6254
      @mrbarefootbogan6254 4 года назад +5

      @George Photakis yeah... A Masters Degree IN CHEMISTRY!

    • @nickbrowning3270
      @nickbrowning3270 4 года назад

      Mr Bare Foot Bogan more of a chemist/amateur chemist, which is still highly respectable

  • @echo12345ish
    @echo12345ish 4 года назад +248

    "Give your meat a good ol rub." - Socrates, antiquity

    • @billo770
      @billo770 4 года назад +1

      MrNoobDude isn’t Ainsley Harriott basically Socrates

    • @Powerkillera
      @Powerkillera 4 года назад +4

      I thought it was Diogenes that said that

    • @echo12345ish
      @echo12345ish 4 года назад +1

      @@billo770 He's every philosopher. Ever.

    • @rayromano5223
      @rayromano5223 4 года назад +2

      "hot spicy meat, hee hee yeah boi"

  • @exquisitememeology6393
    @exquisitememeology6393 4 года назад +19

    Thank you so much for helping us here in Australia. We really appreciate it. We've had looters who ransacked untouched, evacuated houses, and the proceeds are really going to help everyone here.

  • @lordscrubugus9897
    @lordscrubugus9897 4 года назад +692

    "Australia is on fire."
    The last resort against the emus.

    • @PrismCasillica
      @PrismCasillica 4 года назад +33

      We'll get them this time!

    • @juzzfuzz0
      @juzzfuzz0 4 года назад +21

      @@PrismCasillica *burns more human homes than emus*

    • @lochlainnhealy548
      @lochlainnhealy548 4 года назад +3

      @@juzzfuzz0 ruclips.net/video/HgbN8doxXxg/видео.html

    • @dryboneskirby
      @dryboneskirby 4 года назад +3

      It’s affecting koalas and people waaaaay more than emus

    • @dryboneskirby
      @dryboneskirby 4 года назад +1

      Hi There my life is a joke bro

  • @Zesinua
    @Zesinua 4 года назад +159

    "Don't breathe this."
    Now there's a phrase I haven't heard in a very long time..

  • @OldFartsStreaming
    @OldFartsStreaming 4 года назад +141

    Damn, the time joke made me laugh out so loud on a packed train on my commute to work. You got me again!

  • @BarokaiRein
    @BarokaiRein 4 года назад +111

    I had no idea garlic could even mold. Usually whenever i haven't used any in a while it just starts sprouting.

    • @soupalex
      @soupalex 4 года назад +18

      really. if garlic has mould on it, it means… you need to be eating more garlic

    • @soupalex
      @soupalex 4 года назад +17

      [this message brought to you by kind consideration of the Garlic Farmer's Commercial Consortium]

  • @catpoke9557
    @catpoke9557 4 года назад +90

    *Rubs meat on a table*
    "THERE'S SO MUCH HAIR IN THIS"

  • @alansmithee419
    @alansmithee419 4 года назад +143

    "The wellington is longer than it is"
    "That's one of the great mysteries in physics actually"
    Ffs

  • @aaaahaelp3940
    @aaaahaelp3940 4 года назад +38

    4:35 "The wellington is longer than it is." - Albert Einstein, Stephen Hawking, and William Shakespeare simultaneously

  • @hendreeks2585
    @hendreeks2585 4 года назад +238

    “My beef is a lot bigger than Gordon’s beef”
    UpIsNotJump-2020

    • @trindalas
      @trindalas 4 года назад +6

      Charlie Livaditis I mean he’s not wrong, that was one huge piece of meat.
      Unless we are talking about his beef with bad cooks, in which case I don’t think ANYONE has a bigger beef than Gordon.

    • @trindalas
      @trindalas 4 года назад +1

      GenericGamer no.227 I know lol.

    • @nikolashumphrey-howell2478
      @nikolashumphrey-howell2478 4 года назад +5

      "*childish giggling*"
      -valentina 2020

  • @librus8680
    @librus8680 4 года назад +146

    "All these poor animals coming together!" ... I'll never look at my cooking in the same way ever again. Thanks.

  • @connorhardlytries8526
    @connorhardlytries8526 4 года назад +247

    I feel like he’s hinting at a child with the amount of times he’s saying “feels like a baby”

    • @king999art
      @king999art 4 года назад +34

      And the literal crib he puts the Wellington in?

    • @SourceCod33
      @SourceCod33 4 года назад +9

      king999art yeah that would be a little too much dedication to the joke to get a crib you won’t use

    • @nicholasharvey4393
      @nicholasharvey4393 4 года назад +46

      A Channel in fairness, we're speaking about a man who bought an entire life-size plastic human thing for the sole purpose of sawing a leg off, though I can't recall which video it was in.

    • @blankfaceman9694
      @blankfaceman9694 4 года назад +2

      "It looks like shit"

    • @jameswagner9956
      @jameswagner9956 4 года назад

      Nicholas Harvey probably like half of his videos he’s bought a mannequin for a limb

  • @jtcranger02
    @jtcranger02 4 года назад +148

    A sentence nobody has ever said: "There's a mushroom in the hole."

    • @MelRosewood
      @MelRosewood 4 года назад +5

      Mario rule34. I’m sorry

    • @Dyin-Bryan
      @Dyin-Bryan 4 года назад +1

      Clearly you’ve never play Mario

    • @AnimeFan-wd5pq
      @AnimeFan-wd5pq 3 года назад +1

      Mushroom girl and boy hentai, I’m sorry

  • @anarchostatist191
    @anarchostatist191 4 года назад +232

    "So many different animals coming together at once"
    *2 Animals*

    • @joeyjoman2156
      @joeyjoman2156 4 года назад +28

      3 including the eggs

    • @Taurusus
      @Taurusus 4 года назад +10

      Many myconids died to bring us this video.

    • @icecold1805
      @icecold1805 4 года назад +12

      4 including the flour

    • @Dogman_35
      @Dogman_35 4 года назад +16

      @@icecold1805 Ah yes, as we all know... Flour is made of ground sheep bones.

    • @sarafontanini7051
      @sarafontanini7051 4 года назад +3

      mushrooms and chestnuts are also animals, apprently

  • @birdshit_1816
    @birdshit_1816 4 года назад +362

    "There's a mushroom in the hole."
    - Stormy Daniels,
    2005

  • @nicolaicardinale7902
    @nicolaicardinale7902 4 года назад +142

    News headline: How the Beef Wellington helped save Australia.

  • @orangealiens8201
    @orangealiens8201 3 года назад +146

    Man, when the Australia wildfires were the worlds biggest issues...

  • @jimpickens1227
    @jimpickens1227 4 года назад +399

    “Make love to your food”
    UpIsNotJump: Proceeds to swap spit with the ham
    Edit: Damn didn’t realize I had so many believers 🙏

    • @skoldmo762
      @skoldmo762 4 года назад +13

      Jim Pickens hail!

    • @jacobshroyer537
      @jacobshroyer537 4 года назад +9

      Greetings great leader

    • @thegothiccoffin2587
      @thegothiccoffin2587 4 года назад +6

      Hail to our dear leader. Nice to see you here dear leader

    • @joeyjoman2156
      @joeyjoman2156 4 года назад +4

      We shall worship you dear leader

    • @XDKvlogs
      @XDKvlogs 4 года назад +4

      Hail the dear leader!

  • @Superschlecht
    @Superschlecht 4 года назад +260

    me: tries intermittend fasting for the first time
    RUclips: THIS GUY NEEDS ALL THE COOKING SHOWS NOW!

    • @Crackracket
      @Crackracket 4 года назад +11

      You can do it Bro. First week is the hardest but after that it's second nature

    • @Dressyone223
      @Dressyone223 4 года назад +5

      Intermittent fasting is pretty easy once you get used to it.

    • @TFZ1337
      @TFZ1337 4 года назад +2

      @@Dressyone223 pretty much

    • @JaneDoe-yj1ki
      @JaneDoe-yj1ki 4 года назад +5

      I'm doing it too, and I love to watch cooking shows all day. This one however is probably just what you needed to suppress your appetite

    • @deceptivelysmallman
      @deceptivelysmallman 4 года назад +2

      isn't eating normally just intermittent fasting

  • @tri4cehero
    @tri4cehero 4 года назад +103

    Majestic Christmas music playing
    Gordon: LIKE A B I S O N S P E N I S

  • @EvilSeaCucumber
    @EvilSeaCucumber 4 года назад +23

    This was probably the funniest video you've ever made, roll on soufflé day

  • @haroldinho420
    @haroldinho420 4 года назад +58

    "It's like holding a baby!"
    _DAMN YOU, SON!_

  • @xDHenningxDsfs
    @xDHenningxDsfs 4 года назад +158

    "Some many different animals coming together"
    2 animals.

    • @merzzost5555
      @merzzost5555 4 года назад +6

      so many...

    • @JameZayer
      @JameZayer 4 года назад +8

      Technically also chicken placenta with the egg yolks.

    • @trisaratops8785
      @trisaratops8785 4 года назад +7

      If you squint really hard you can count the mushrooms.

    • @vexbanearamori7224
      @vexbanearamori7224 3 года назад +2

      i belive upisnotjump is an animal himself...

  • @Radzaification
    @Radzaification 4 года назад +174

    "Don't breathe this"
    Our Australian air quality 2020

    • @frozenberg7369
      @frozenberg7369 4 года назад +3

      Blendtec reference in 2020

    • @TheOtakuNinja69
      @TheOtakuNinja69 4 года назад

      Radzaification,
      I think that was a reference to “Will It Blend”.

    • @Radzaification
      @Radzaification 4 года назад

      @@TheOtakuNinja69 I am very muxh aware of that.....

  • @ApophisNow_
    @ApophisNow_ 11 месяцев назад +2

    My guy needs more videos like this, love seeing your shenanigans IRL and not in front of a green screen.

  • @frostreaper1607
    @frostreaper1607 4 года назад +32

    That escaping egg with its arms raised going ‘freedom!’ totally had me in stitches. Great comedy and good editing skills 👍

  • @Star-vh4cs
    @Star-vh4cs 4 года назад +126

    "Its like a baby"
    5 seconds later shakes it

    • @walteroide1001
      @walteroide1001 4 года назад +4

      Then procceds to put him on the oven at 200 degrees for 45 minutes and later cut it

    • @fundogythedog4285
      @fundogythedog4285 4 года назад +5

      Always cut grooves in your babies

    • @understandabIe
      @understandabIe 4 года назад +1

      and carves his channel name in it with a knife

    • @walteroide1001
      @walteroide1001 4 года назад +2

      @@understandabIe just like mom on thanksgiving of 01'

    • @mrhalfwit972
      @mrhalfwit972 4 года назад +1

      *turns oven on* JUST LIKE A BABY

  • @WarmReversal
    @WarmReversal 4 года назад +76

    Mad respect for having the dedication to be self employed man. RUclips is a hard career choice.

    • @EpochIsEpic
      @EpochIsEpic 4 года назад

      Honestly though.

    • @eragonlindemann7236
      @eragonlindemann7236 4 года назад +3

      I’m pretty sure he is a teacher as well.

    • @cabz5872
      @cabz5872 4 года назад +4

      @@eragonlindemann7236 used to be a physics proffessor if I recall correctly, but I think he quit to focus more on youtube

    • @deanc9195
      @deanc9195 4 года назад +5

      Good thing he isn’t a chef though, eh?
      EH?!
      *EEEEHHHHHH?!?!*

  • @Princetopher_
    @Princetopher_ 2 года назад +5

    Just wanted to say a late thank you as an Aussie who had to fight to defend his house way back when. If it wasn't for the volunteer firies risking their lives everyday for even the most remote locations, I wouldn't be laying in my bed watching this right now.

  • @memeswillneverdie
    @memeswillneverdie 4 года назад +119

    *Sees upisnotjump in feed*
    “Oh that’s the stuff!”

  • @ppdestroyer9794
    @ppdestroyer9794 4 года назад +39

    "its like a baby!"
    *vigorously shakes it*

  • @lukeogregory
    @lukeogregory 4 года назад +66

    “Me and Gordon have a very different idea of what beautiful is”
    *Looks at Sid*

  • @sarcasm-aplenty
    @sarcasm-aplenty 4 года назад +27

    The "I can't smell anything" was such a slap to the viewer.
    Like, f*ck, me too bro.

  • @CatAdvantage
    @CatAdvantage 4 года назад +134

    “Professionals have standards!”
    - Sniper

    • @TheKoboldFromFictionalPlaces
      @TheKoboldFromFictionalPlaces 4 года назад +5

      Be polite

    • @beans3757
      @beans3757 4 года назад +5

      Have a plan to kill everyone you meet

    • @missingindy
      @missingindy 4 года назад +4

      Be efficient

    • @OzKo
      @OzKo 4 года назад +2

      *put mom on the phone*

    • @scroti2042
      @scroti2042 4 года назад +1

      This’ll be a real piece of piss, you bloody fruit shop owners!”

  • @Y337n3ss
    @Y337n3ss 4 года назад +110

    “There is only one place in [REDACTED] that sells 🌰 chestnuts 🌰
    Also, today I learned the chestnut emoji exists.

    • @joeyjoman2156
      @joeyjoman2156 4 года назад +3

      They look like chocolate covered hardened tree sap droplets

    • @a_ghost8926
      @a_ghost8926 4 года назад +1

      Does this mean he is a SCP?

    • @Beunibster
      @Beunibster 4 года назад

      Love chestnuts 💩

    • @harshit2344
      @harshit2344 4 года назад

      Internet Historian

    • @hilltop1843
      @hilltop1843 4 года назад +1

      🌰

  • @tomnotthomas8152
    @tomnotthomas8152 4 года назад +309

    RUclips: 7 Comments
    Me: Can I see them?
    RUclips: Nah fam

    • @mattc5326
      @mattc5326 4 года назад +17

    • @aturchomicz821
      @aturchomicz821 4 года назад

      Maybe reload the page.....

    • @WolfGangDealers
      @WolfGangDealers 4 года назад +2

      @@aturchomicz821 If you're early enough, it still doesn't show them. Its dumb

    • @leg7782
      @leg7782 4 года назад

      Aw yes, the genius and funny youtube comment that has nothing to do with the video
      Welcome again

    • @tomnotthomas8152
      @tomnotthomas8152 4 года назад

      @@leg7782 I am very original, i know.

  • @teddrewflack400
    @teddrewflack400 4 года назад +91

    Correction:
    SOME of Australia is on fire .
    There is still spiders and snakes .
    Thanks .

    • @fatbastard9147
      @fatbastard9147 4 года назад +3

      Plink Lastnamerson are the emus still there

    • @teddrewflack400
      @teddrewflack400 4 года назад +5

      Fat Bastard we don’t talk about the Emu’s ...

    • @Sonichero151
      @Sonichero151 4 года назад +7

      More fire is required then.............

    • @geraldthepuppy9693
      @geraldthepuppy9693 3 года назад +1

      *YOU WILL NOT TOUCH MY BABY BOOP NOODLE*

    • @ghazghkullthraka9714
      @ghazghkullthraka9714 3 года назад

      That’s why, as an Australian, I can confidently say, that New Zealand is better

  • @fulltimelegend6853
    @fulltimelegend6853 4 года назад +29

    I like how the "there's blood coming out of this" at the start sounds like a psychotic madman is cooking

  • @knightyyy_
    @knightyyy_ 4 года назад +28

    Being from a directly impacted part of victoria australia, this is really great to see. Everything helps! We appreciate it man

    • @mrbarefootbogan6254
      @mrbarefootbogan6254 4 года назад +4

      Yep Where I live in NSW I'm trapped. Haven't seen the Sun for weeks and non stop Ash rain. Only just got power back 2 days ago, but my family down the coast have it worse.

    • @monkeydad47
      @monkeydad47 4 года назад

      @@mrbarefootbogan6254 your comment is so rediculus I thought it was satire, but then I realised that nothing should shuprise me anymore.

    • @mrbarefootbogan6254
      @mrbarefootbogan6254 4 года назад

      @Mr. Monkey Dad the fuck you smoking mate? Also, learn to spell if you're going to call something somebody else said ludicrous.

    • @Noneofyourbusiness2000
      @Noneofyourbusiness2000 4 года назад

      You know what would have been better help? If the environmentalist hadn't stopped people from making fire breaks.

  • @thetoxicbush8073
    @thetoxicbush8073 4 года назад +212

    "I'm gonna donate the first month of this videos revenue to help stop the Australian wildfires"
    Video: GETS DEMONETIZED

    • @beefytomatoes7480
      @beefytomatoes7480 4 года назад +16

      Did i hear the word fire? That means big bad violence sir. Demonetized.

    • @AmateurTroll69
      @AmateurTroll69 4 года назад +2

      Kek

    • @benjamincoram7036
      @benjamincoram7036 4 года назад +4

      wait it got demonetized?

    • @SalvageET
      @SalvageET 4 года назад +7

      RUclips caused Australia fires, confirmed.

    • @thetoxicbush8073
      @thetoxicbush8073 4 года назад +3

      Benjamin Coram I don’t think so I was making a joke

  • @DrBarnabus
    @DrBarnabus 4 года назад +7

    The "Some Fresh Time" part really got me.

  • @NthDoctorWho
    @NthDoctorWho 4 года назад +55

    "It's like holding a baby!"
    So this is a "How to make Shaun from Fallout 4" video, because he has _slightly_ less personality than a beef wellington

  • @alansmithee419
    @alansmithee419 4 года назад +25

    5:20
    "Run poles"
    He's warning Warsaw.

  • @yasquishyboi902
    @yasquishyboi902 4 года назад +28

    8:35
    as a chef in training i can concern that this is a big bad

  • @jeffthepuppetYT
    @jeffthepuppetYT Год назад +2

    7:10 "Lalalalalalalala!" said UpIsNotJump, passing a chicken's dead, unborn child back and forth, preparing to consume it.

  • @Koolboy996
    @Koolboy996 4 года назад +44

    I just watched a man cross contaminate his whole kitchen, well done blud

    • @catfreak72591212
      @catfreak72591212 4 года назад +1

      At least it wasnt raw chicken, not that this still isnt bad

    • @pierssegal5910
      @pierssegal5910 4 года назад

      Shadow Hunter the egg was.

    • @Koolboy996
      @Koolboy996 4 года назад

      @@catfreak72591212 the chicken was pink...

    • @mrhalfwit972
      @mrhalfwit972 4 года назад

      @@Koolboy996 ? he was cooking beef, did he add chicken meat at some point and I missed it?

  • @thegodpowers
    @thegodpowers 4 года назад +61

    "Some fresh thyme"
    Throws in alarm clock

  • @yasquishyboi902
    @yasquishyboi902 4 года назад +21

    2:04
    the face of a man who both hates and loves what he’s doing

  • @slaskpojken396
    @slaskpojken396 3 года назад +4

    I fookin love when he says "on fire", idk why but it sounds so good

  • @spy8152
    @spy8152 4 года назад +165

    "7 seconds ago"
    I'm like: what?

  • @lukeogregory
    @lukeogregory 4 года назад +49

    “Cooking with Gordon Ramsey”
    *The first 5 seconds of this make me understand everything*

  • @joeldevlin7912
    @joeldevlin7912 4 года назад +13

    As a long time follower from Australia, thank you so much for your support while our country is on fire. Genuinely means a lot!

  • @theconnortrain
    @theconnortrain 4 года назад +2

    As an Australian subscriber I really appreciate the fact you mentioned and pointed people towards charities that help the country recover as it slowly starts to resemble the Hellscape inside Sid's mind. So thank you for the laughs in this video and thanks for watching out for the people down under.

  • @earthgamer5017
    @earthgamer5017 4 года назад +23

    "It's just like a baby"
    later
    "so let's just cut it open"
    hmmm...

  • @Deverz
    @Deverz 4 года назад +136

    "I'll be donating the first month of ad revenue"
    Me: Oh cool *turns off adblocker and refreshes page*

    • @OnyxHC
      @OnyxHC 4 года назад +4

      Everyone liked that

    • @OnyxHC
      @OnyxHC 4 года назад +2

      @Yeihndair why?

    • @OnyxHC
      @OnyxHC 4 года назад +1

      @Yeihndair Wtf, are you drunk ?

    • @randomlyrapid8996
      @randomlyrapid8996 4 года назад +4

      @Yeihndair I think you misread, Deverz said he turned off adblocker, and thus allowed ads to play, so money would be donated.

    • @assassin-un1ei
      @assassin-un1ei 4 года назад +1

      @Yeihndair You fucking moron get off youtube and stop embarasing yourself online.

  • @jpthomas9491
    @jpthomas9491 4 года назад +20

    finally, the intersection between cooking shows and shitposting

    • @zmanjace1364
      @zmanjace1364 4 года назад

      How to Basic may be of interest to you... although that's basically straight shitposting... I've said too much.

  • @BludwichHorrors
    @BludwichHorrors 4 года назад +10

    normal people: Meh what's a slightly overcooked roast
    me: *Internal screaming of hellish torment* It's fine everything is fine
    But seriously props for going out of what I assume is your comfort zone to attempt to make Beef Welly it's a learning curve for sure, keep at it and you will get it.

    • @drakevictory8565
      @drakevictory8565 3 года назад +1

      I don’t think that was really what he was trying to do

  • @TheTaintedWisdom
    @TheTaintedWisdom 4 года назад +12

    0:23 - Sweet Jesus! That map really puts the scale of that into perspective...
    Good thing I disabled adblock on RUclips.
    RUclips: "Oh, you think we'd monetize a video trying to help mitigate the damage from a huge crisis... That's cute..."

  • @ghostbuddy3106
    @ghostbuddy3106 4 года назад +97

    Bruh - I'm never, ever, ever eating anything you've cooked..!

    • @EpochIsEpic
      @EpochIsEpic 4 года назад +12

      It really didn't look that bad. Gordon Ramsay kinda makes everyone else's food look bad tho

    • @grmigrim9834
      @grmigrim9834 4 года назад +7

      @@EpochIsEpic I think he refered to him not cooking in a "clean" way.

    • @Dragon359
      @Dragon359 4 года назад +3

      He found a surprising amount of hairs on his counter top that made it on the beef in the beginning. XD

    • @Mabswer
      @Mabswer 4 года назад +1

      @@EpochIsEpic funny what professional film crew and a little touch ups on lightroom can do

  • @ThatPancakeGuy73
    @ThatPancakeGuy73 4 года назад +78

    "Australia seems to be on fire." so it would seem... so it would seem...

    • @Monolith308
      @Monolith308 4 года назад

      Killer krow73 meanwhile in Australia: ruclips.net/video/HDXA54URxJs/видео.html

  • @lukeevans525
    @lukeevans525 3 года назад +1

    I don't know why but I can stop laughing because he names his cat Sid 😂😂😂. That's like naming your dog Martin or something 😂

  • @AcidLord97
    @AcidLord97 4 года назад +33

    "Dont breath this."
    A quote from will it blend

  • @yasquishyboi902
    @yasquishyboi902 4 года назад +41

    2:58
    reminder this man has a chemistry degree and is marryed

  • @MyopicFox
    @MyopicFox 4 года назад +21

    him: it needs more PEPPER
    me: HE SAID THE THING!

  • @thegamemaker8284
    @thegamemaker8284 2 года назад +2

    Upisnotjump: lets see how terrible we have done
    me who can fail at making a mac and cheese cup: what do you mean terrible?, that looks like fine dinning

  • @shoccoe
    @shoccoe 4 года назад +61

    5:35 I can’t tell if it says “EAT” or “CAT”

    • @jacobperry7637
      @jacobperry7637 4 года назад +4

      Cat wait no eat... eat cat ... eat a cat... eat and cat

    • @Wenjo936
      @Wenjo936 4 года назад +1

      It does

    • @yasquishyboi902
      @yasquishyboi902 4 года назад +2

      it obviously say yanny

  • @Oliver-ku1tf
    @Oliver-ku1tf 4 года назад +58

    Ah yes, he lives in REDACTED
    Site 19 confirmed

    • @UnicaLuce
      @UnicaLuce 4 года назад +6

      SCP [REDACTED] JUST BROKE OUT OF THE FACILITY!

  • @williamclark4816
    @williamclark4816 4 года назад +9

    This is the most inept cooking show I've ever seen...
    ..AND I LOVE IT!

  • @moonblaze2713
    @moonblaze2713 Год назад +1

    Wow. Jan of 2020. I remember saying that it was concerning that a year defining event had happened in Janurary. And then by December I'd forgotten it had happened.
    What a damn year.