Ep 199: Booze, Ballato, and Blunders

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @GoodVibesOnly8-
    @GoodVibesOnly8- Месяц назад +154

    Love the Winnie Cam in the lower right corner❣️🐶

  • @meredith12438
    @meredith12438 Месяц назад +14

    Whoever came up with the Winnie cam is genius

  • @PDXdevil
    @PDXdevil Месяц назад +25

    50:18 Mitch Hedberg had a joke: “I write jokes for a living, I sit at my hotel at night, I think of something that's funny, then I go get a pen and I write it down. Or if the pen is too far away, I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.”

  • @Dild0Fagg1ns
    @Dild0Fagg1ns Месяц назад +111

    The Winnie Cam is a great move even though she doesn't move.

    • @planb5260
      @planb5260 Месяц назад +5

      Winnie is the reason I watch this pod. I tolerate the two yapping queefs.

    • @turgidity_city3204
      @turgidity_city3204 Месяц назад +2

      That's the joy of pugs, watching the pugtato

    • @dannymellor5596
      @dannymellor5596 Месяц назад +1

      I didn't even notice that until this comment lol

    • @jessiemoser4862
      @jessiemoser4862 Месяц назад +1

      Love the show. I got no weird vibes from the kill tony episodes. But I love mark predicting someone snapping on Kill Tony. You know it'll happen. Some psycho just drop kick tony or some shit

    • @arnulfolemus1942
      @arnulfolemus1942 20 дней назад

      I mostly listen while i work . I didn’t notice until i read this

  • @ch3ckth3back
    @ch3ckth3back Месяц назад +62

    $900 tip is insane.

    • @stopcreamsoda
      @stopcreamsoda Месяц назад +12

      The $900 suck my bean bag experience

  • @FSUBrando
    @FSUBrando Месяц назад +95

    Ahh…the last bit of distraction before the pending doom of the Monday morning work thoughts

  • @EclecticWizard6
    @EclecticWizard6 Месяц назад +23

    Love the Winny Cam

  • @chasedusseau4159
    @chasedusseau4159 Месяц назад +184

    Fellow gay here. Hello to all my gays crossing over to WMBD from TWS until tuesday!

  • @ScorpionP2C
    @ScorpionP2C Месяц назад +23

    The funniest part of William vs Chad is Chad whining and backbiting on his podcast about how "he wanted to put his forehead through williams teeth" then deleting it from youtube because hes such a tough guy the comments hurt his feelers.

    • @klekster12
      @klekster12 Месяц назад

      Williams a unfunny retard just like 99% of kill Tony regulars

  • @TheGavinayter
    @TheGavinayter Месяц назад +5

    S/o the boys getting content to us Hurricane Helene survivors, much needed. Thanks & love y’all boys!

  • @clarencethomas01
    @clarencethomas01 Месяц назад +29

    21:10 Chad did not find William funny according to his podcast. He was pissed even after he found out that yelling at ppl was William's gimmick. William said "yeah, it's kinda my thing.." and Chad said "well it's not my f**kin thing man." He was pissed

    • @reinhard4207
      @reinhard4207 Месяц назад +3

      If I remember correctly he even said if cameras weren't on there would've been a fist fight

    • @gmccloud
      @gmccloud Месяц назад +12

      @@reinhard4207none of those guys can fight. All talk

    • @BenitoSaladczar
      @BenitoSaladczar Месяц назад

      ​​I refuse to believe a guy named Chad can throw a punch. And that's ok!​@@gmccloud

    • @andrestein6022
      @andrestein6022 Месяц назад +10

      Says more about Chad honestly

    • @shawnweber8524
      @shawnweber8524 Месяц назад +3

      ​@@reinhard4207he thought William was genuinely mad at him and didn't know if he was going to swing or something.

  • @meanpizza
    @meanpizza Месяц назад +5

    Mark asking what happened in Speak No Evil after Joe explained it on 3 separate pods is hilarious

  • @NickDiazofNauts
    @NickDiazofNauts Месяц назад +2

    Starting the week off right with We Might Be Drunk! 🥂 Have a great one everyone!

  • @anthonysmeltink8412
    @anthonysmeltink8412 Месяц назад +15

    The restaurant is about to get reviewed bombed like it did after Mark told the story on TWS

    • @TonyMarselle
      @TonyMarselle Месяц назад +3

      Good.
      They sound shady and horrible

    • @TheKrygsman
      @TheKrygsman Месяц назад +4

      Checked out the reviews out of interest. Similar story with others, they take the piss.

    • @anthonysmeltink8412
      @anthonysmeltink8412 Месяц назад

      @@TheKrygsman most of the ones you’re reading would be genuine, all the others would’ve been deleted by now.

  • @deformed666
    @deformed666 Месяц назад +20

    You two queefs are fucking hilarious. Keep up the good work! Greetings from Colombiaaaaaaaaargh!

  • @ChrisbeFoSerious
    @ChrisbeFoSerious Месяц назад +23

    Mark calling out William Montgomery’s “comedy” style is so gratifying and reassuring for me as a comic lol.

    • @OpenMiker-rp4eo
      @OpenMiker-rp4eo Месяц назад +5

      Mark made a great point: although I enjoy Will’s silly yelling rants, how does another comedian play off of it? It’s usually just Tony asking him questions, he answers and the band does a riff or a rimshot and he eventually says ‘And I ain’t NEVER GONNA STOP!’ Indeed 😂

  • @davidmsirois
    @davidmsirois Месяц назад +1

    Mark just throwing out like 8 huge one liners in the first 2 minutes... he's my absolute favorite comic!

  • @jakebiebel8609
    @jakebiebel8609 Месяц назад +28

    Just watched mark on that podcast with that dude laying on that table the whole time

    • @cpreid
      @cpreid Месяц назад +1

      Wait, what?

    • @MrByrl
      @MrByrl Месяц назад

      ​@@cpreidmatan even podcast. Worth watching

    • @steveowens7136
      @steveowens7136 Месяц назад +4

      @@cpreid Matan Even

    • @gmccloud
      @gmccloud Месяц назад

      @@cpreidmatan

    • @PDXdevil
      @PDXdevil Месяц назад +1

      The guy on the table was Mike Mike. They were just on legion of skanks.

  • @thomasenglish1172
    @thomasenglish1172 Месяц назад +20

    Winnie look like a chicken nugget

  • @whatsamata1888
    @whatsamata1888 Месяц назад +11

    If you’re watching “wifeswap” wait till you get to the “King Curtis” ep. It is absolute gold. “Bacons good for me”

    • @6GorillaBiscuits
      @6GorillaBiscuits Месяц назад +2

      Is that the episode with the lil chubby kid with the bowl cut lol

    • @whatsamata1888
      @whatsamata1888 Месяц назад

      @@6GorillaBiscuits yes. But don’t look him up now. It’s a sad state of affairs

    • @klekster12
      @klekster12 Месяц назад +1

      Bacon is good for you…

  • @gribbin7889
    @gribbin7889 Месяц назад +5

    Love the wingus cam

  • @pudadadiddle32
    @pudadadiddle32 Месяц назад +23

    Yes. I am gay

  • @firstlast476
    @firstlast476 Месяц назад +4

    loving the LoafCam!!!!!

  • @YetiVlogs
    @YetiVlogs Месяц назад +1

    "Is that a lot?" requires so much more information from you for him to even try to be useful back. That's like asking for a sandwich at Subway and then getting annoyed when they don't know what you want.

  • @courtneyg678
    @courtneyg678 Месяц назад +3

    the thumbnail is amazing!💚

  • @deannad9105
    @deannad9105 Месяц назад +3

    I normally listen to the eps while walking my dog. Is there always a Winnie cam shot?❤😂

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 Месяц назад +20

    always love the jazzy intro

    • @karlw2798
      @karlw2798 Месяц назад +1

      Really sets the tone

    • @joseparra8681
      @joseparra8681 Месяц назад

      Huge upgrade from the last intro , it was god awful

    • @OpenMiker-rp4eo
      @OpenMiker-rp4eo Месяц назад

      ‘Peeves, recs and a bit! We might be drunk. Whoa-oh!’ 😆

    • @6GorillaBiscuits
      @6GorillaBiscuits Месяц назад

      @@joseparra8681
      Do you guys remember Sam singing the old one 😂

  • @bobbyjefferson7929
    @bobbyjefferson7929 Месяц назад +13

    Wait is Sam dating Michelle Beadle? I had no idea.

    • @SusieQZee
      @SusieQZee Месяц назад +2

      She looks so much like Taylor and even kinda sounds like her. But Michelle likes men.

  • @imalearnsya
    @imalearnsya Месяц назад +1

    The fact you let an opener call the shots is insane

  • @djonbreak
    @djonbreak Месяц назад +2

    Loving the Winnie cam 😂

  • @CraigSmith-qq3sr
    @CraigSmith-qq3sr Месяц назад +37

    When are we going to get an episode with Michelle and Mae. Come on, guys, get your girls in here,it would be fun to watch 😊

  • @vansgardens2304
    @vansgardens2304 Месяц назад +1

    We’ve heard for a while about Gary Vider conning Sam into five star meals. But after listening to Vider’s #1 dad pod, it all makes sense. The Apple don’t fall far from the tree.

  • @joeg2258
    @joeg2258 Месяц назад

    One of my favorite pods. Great stuff

  • @antfer8917
    @antfer8917 Месяц назад +3

    WAIT. Sal does not know how much meat is a quarter pound. That was mind blowing to me. lol

  • @FubuZ-j4c
    @FubuZ-j4c Месяц назад

    Love the Dumb and Dumber references including the subtle ones :D

  • @CesarHernandez-nh1wz
    @CesarHernandez-nh1wz Месяц назад

    LOVE the Winnie Cam!! Please keep it!

  • @amandafoore3546
    @amandafoore3546 Месяц назад +9

    I love the Winnie cam!!!

  • @testpm-il7qq
    @testpm-il7qq Месяц назад

    Sam: “… What is this your book signing?” 😂😂😂

  • @KooKie-Monster
    @KooKie-Monster Месяц назад +17

    Ladyboy 5 o’clock shadow somewhere

  • @smartool
    @smartool Месяц назад

    “I guess we’ve got style 😂😂”Woke up my wife quarter to two in the morning bursting out laughing.

  • @DJ_MikeyB
    @DJ_MikeyB Месяц назад

    “This is a boring one” during the ad reads lolol

  • @healthyaction
    @healthyaction Месяц назад +1

    Would love to see both of you together as guests and winnie 😊 on Killtony.

  • @zacharylala5566
    @zacharylala5566 Месяц назад +3

    Big fan of the Winnie cam

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 Месяц назад +1

    27:49 this edit felt like some David Lynchean surrealism

  • @nickyboy10
    @nickyboy10 Месяц назад

    Normand saying “that dog is so ugly it’s cute, sort of like Ron Perlman” killed me 😂

  • @KamPatterson69
    @KamPatterson69 Месяц назад

    Reading Ballato’s google reviews is a thing of beauty

  • @wallyd2d
    @wallyd2d Месяц назад

    Hey hey. Great show in Toronto! That opener was amazing.

  • @trkddy
    @trkddy Месяц назад +7

    So we are not going to hear Mark's Mexico story because Sam wants ti talk about pillows ???
    WTF !!!

  • @Br_ittany1119
    @Br_ittany1119 Месяц назад +1

    Thank you for the Winnie cam ❤

  • @k.c.simonsen2
    @k.c.simonsen2 Месяц назад

    Thank you for not spoiling See No Evil cuz I really wanna see it after that “shocking” rec

  • @candicesanchez3753
    @candicesanchez3753 Месяц назад

    1:52 oh my god! Hahaha good one Mark! “Either way I came quick”

  • @matthewlundquist2152
    @matthewlundquist2152 Месяц назад

    49:30 got me lol "giving you the light"

  • @thefederalsmoker9767
    @thefederalsmoker9767 Месяц назад

    Tom waits "Get behind the mule". Great tune

  • @scotthallgv
    @scotthallgv Месяц назад

    Congrats on finally seeing MASH, now watch all 11 seasons of the show :D Best show ever.

  • @indianfyre
    @indianfyre Месяц назад

    I was dying at Mark's Guadalajara stories, I need to get my ass out there!

  • @missalbania9260
    @missalbania9260 Месяц назад +15

    Thanks for the Winnie cam bozos!

  • @truelevel1399
    @truelevel1399 Месяц назад +1

    .2 makes a hell of a difference for Blood alcohol content Sam. For a podcast called We Might Be Drunk, it's pretty hilarious that never came up when discussing that joke 😂

  • @dbell9571
    @dbell9571 Месяц назад +8

    My drunk is gay

  • @CranjisMcBuckets
    @CranjisMcBuckets Месяц назад +1

    I love how the apps are always such terrible quality. Makes it really easy to skip right through and know when they're done

  • @kelleyfrances490
    @kelleyfrances490 Месяц назад

    LOVE the Winnie cam 🥰 For Waits: Heart Attack and Vine 1980.

  • @AxeMan808
    @AxeMan808 Месяц назад

    "I mean, this dog is so ugly that it's kinda cute."
    "Yeah, kinda like Ron Perlman."

  • @k.c.simonsen2
    @k.c.simonsen2 Месяц назад +5

    Yeah William Montgomery's weirdness gets really obnoxious after four or twelve YEARS. Doesn't leave much opportunity for the comedians to play along. Although Chad Daniels does seem like a fuckin asshole and I've always thought that. That dude has a strange darkness to him that's not cool at all.

    • @ankushmamgain8227
      @ankushmamgain8227 Месяц назад +2

      Plus he only messes up with comedians outside of rogan sphere

  • @patrick815
    @patrick815 Месяц назад

    Just the boys and a dog hanging on for dear life. Right on !

  • @jacobwhorrall6539
    @jacobwhorrall6539 Месяц назад

    Michele beadle taking plates. Lol that's awesome

  • @CB-he8if
    @CB-he8if Месяц назад

    Limping then walks away like Kaiser soze. That’s the funniest thing ever and it was a Sam throwaway line

  • @billtcheapbuiltcheap9568
    @billtcheapbuiltcheap9568 Месяц назад +2

    Even William Montgomery is tired of his own old schtick, Chad didn't engage and people want to pile on. He had already made the "mistake" of setting off the dude earlier about driving, and here was another reaction. Saying, "I dont know what to do with that," would've been the better move, but I would not have thought of that in the moment.

  • @ankushjoglekar729
    @ankushjoglekar729 Месяц назад

    Raanan Hershberg should just adopt 'Our Boy Raanan' as his stage name at this point 😂

  • @YoloLove
    @YoloLove Месяц назад +2

    2:19 he is me, I am him ❤️‍🩹💗✨️

  • @guydemicco0813
    @guydemicco0813 Месяц назад +5

    Sam i tried to find your last special on amazon i couldn’t:( i hate the menu please 🙏 no more amazon

  • @matthewambrose4956
    @matthewambrose4956 Месяц назад

    Six inches, that’s half a foot!!!!!!🎉🎉🎉😂😂😂

  • @AgendaInMind
    @AgendaInMind Месяц назад

    Spotlight on Winnie is precious!!

  • @kennethrudibaugh
    @kennethrudibaugh Месяц назад

    I’ve been waiting for the birthday story lmao

  • @InglouriousBradsterd
    @InglouriousBradsterd Месяц назад +3

    Jesus. I feel ripped off when my bill is 6 dollars at wendys

  • @iliketurtles8918
    @iliketurtles8918 Месяц назад

    "I remember when a one foot sandwich used to be $5 in my day" 😂😂😂

  • @annabethsmith-kingsley2079
    @annabethsmith-kingsley2079 Месяц назад +1

    How disturbing is Speak No Evil on a scale of 1 to Requiem For A Dream.

  • @Br_ittany1119
    @Br_ittany1119 Месяц назад

    Full turkey! Mark, you're so funny!

  • @gioalessandromack96
    @gioalessandromack96 Месяц назад +1

    I love the Winnie cam!

  • @Vililol
    @Vililol Месяц назад +1

    .2 is the difference between a DUI and a joyful ride home

  • @ObeseCaligula
    @ObeseCaligula Месяц назад +2

    Rest easy, Bobby McGee.

  • @micahwest2793
    @micahwest2793 Месяц назад +1

    Starsky and Hutch was a great movie. Dukes Of Hazzard wasn't horrible 😂

  • @jackcornell9509
    @jackcornell9509 Месяц назад

    In defense of Deadpool, 4th wall breaking is one of his powers. True to the comic books at least

  • @matguerra333
    @matguerra333 Месяц назад +1

    Mark: I was THE Gringo
    MARK: (GRINGO Papi!)

  • @seanhoward8276
    @seanhoward8276 Месяц назад +1

    William Montgomerys stand up is great that yrlking shit is his KT character lol

  • @MutualOutlook
    @MutualOutlook Месяц назад

    Winston’s lil camera hahah

  • @Powerful-Primate26
    @Powerful-Primate26 Месяц назад +2

    I'm a life long MARVEL fan, little bit as a kid but became and even bigger fan as an adult bc of how well they did the MCU/Avengers. Not a Deadpool fan and didn't see the first 2 in the theater, but extremely glad I didn't miss this one. It was meant to be packed with fan service as a treat for the diehards but it held up fantastically as a movie for the regulars too. Deadpool & Wolverine was damn near perfect.

  • @AlexSoutheyMusic
    @AlexSoutheyMusic Месяц назад

    Love the Winnie Sleep Cam 32:50

  • @cristoferantunez8734
    @cristoferantunez8734 Месяц назад +1

    23:19 Mark articulates my thoughts on William well, like I don’t get William Montgomerys shtick, but ppl and top comics seem to like em so maybe it’s just not my humor

  • @stei0614
    @stei0614 Месяц назад +1

    It’s funny how Mark has more money, but wears a Casio Walmart watch and Sam has a Rolex mariner watch.

  • @kylechappell1694
    @kylechappell1694 Месяц назад

    Watching salibooze slowly scrolling the beginning of the KT episode for William was pretty funny

  • @zachwaller1048
    @zachwaller1048 Месяц назад +1

    Salacuse not knowing how much deli meats weigh is great

  • @Corey-xd4kx
    @Corey-xd4kx Месяц назад +1

    you cant have a guy obsessed with fine dining plan a birtjday dinner.

  • @leonardocruz7128
    @leonardocruz7128 Месяц назад

    Sam’s dog is so chill

  • @sidlordoftheflames7318
    @sidlordoftheflames7318 Месяц назад +1

    Being on segura is a detriment at this point

  • @JoupJohnson
    @JoupJohnson Месяц назад

    I love the Winnie cam 😂 so cute

  • @beyondinsanity420
    @beyondinsanity420 Месяц назад

    I can’t get over the fact the couch makes mark look like a stick figure

  • @rustyshackleford7378
    @rustyshackleford7378 Месяц назад

    Just put in PTO for tomorrow, cheers ya gays!

  • @sonnyboy1618
    @sonnyboy1618 Месяц назад

    Damn hearing Mark not like Williams comedy style was not something I expected but makes perfect sense.

  • @goveg1976
    @goveg1976 Месяц назад +1

    Winnie is the funniest comedian on this pod.

  • @jonathantangjerd
    @jonathantangjerd Месяц назад +2

    5 dollar footlongs contributed to my obesity 😂

  • @emilykatsman7838
    @emilykatsman7838 Месяц назад

    1:20:56 - For Sam’s 0.2 joke Uber joke at the end, maybe bump it up to 0.4 or 0.5 or whatever would be a lot for a breathalyzer (difference being 0.6 or 0.12 result?) and than you can talk about that same Uber driver having to get into the car, blow out some stinky breath into the breathalyzer, and than make a big deal about how much extra drink is makes a breathalyzer go off so it’s all related to the Uber driver?