@Whoopsiewalrus He also has a new persona as a geek with a huge lisp. It's hilarious. He just did a Dr. Phil type episode as Dr. Phil AND the geek. It's definitely worth a watch. And to the OP: I agree. Kill Tony is awful without them. Tony is the least funny person ever.
It is what losers do. He had no friends growing up so now he stretches his birthday a month so everyone he knows sees him and celebrates it. Really what a complete loser Bert really is. Sad, the guy is truly sad and pathetic
I like how burt doesn't even really attempt to be funny anymore, but rather, he just talks about all his own traits that everyone openly expressly despises
Im absolutely staggered how someone can lack self awareness as monumentally as bert. Jesus, i mean im pretty chill, but if i saw him in the street, id have to shout some sort of abuse at him. How the fuck is this man a successful millionaire? The world is upside down.
He is an ignorant alcoholic. That’s all he’s ever been. His stories are made up and realistically speaking it’s Joe Rogans fault this guy is around. He not only gave him a platform but even went as far as to say he’s a comedian. Pretty much everyone in joes circle is as unfunny as the rest. I don’t consider Shane or Normand part of his circle because they’re actually self made, Joe came to kiss their ahh after their success.
Is he really a comedian if he is the joke? Hes like an old timey circus freak. His fans go watch a shirtless idiot tell them how stupid he is. It's not jokes, it's not an act, its like a sad twisted Truman show.
I like how this makes it sound like when Bert’s around there an uncontrollable anomaly that forces us to berate Bert… I guess it’s just his personality that does that
Character comedy was hugely popular in the 90s-early 2000s so it’s not really evolutionary or ahead of the curve it’s just cyclical trends picking up on Adam this time around (which is great cause he deserves it)
that is officially the first time i have ever laughed out loud at a 2B1C episode/clip. my god that Adam Ray is one funny dude. great vid as always PC.. stop hiding all your best vids on patreon, let us YT people in on your best work too! 😆👏🏻👏🏻
It's the Martin Johnny Cash model, I think. Fairly modest for a rich guy, while Bart and Tom have several high end guitars on the wall just for decorations.
Dude Martin’s suck ass. They used to be good in the early 1900’s up until 1950’s or so. Then they became mass produced assembly line bs. No love,care,heart or soul into them. Every time I pick one up I feel like I’m going to break it. And not on purpose. I’m not dogging on you. Just saying. If you play guitar do not waste your money on a Martin. People nowadays just buy them for the name. “Hey bro what kind of guitar you got!” “Oh a Martin”. Doesn’t mean you’re good at it. There are much better guitars out there my friend. A Cort Earth Series will blow any currently produced Martin any day. And they’re much more inexpensive. Check them out dude.
@@K17109my friend has a martin and it's one of the best acoustics I've ever played. I agree that they aren't the best brand, but I can't help but feel like this is a personal thing.
Adam Ray has never done wrong in my eyes, great everytime Also I love your content, I refuse to give views to people/channels I don’t like so you get them all
Bert looks to be full to the brim with alcohol induced inflammation again. Better take another 2 weeks off to let the swelling go back down so he can go hard again for another 8 months
Hes never sober, he drowns his withdrawals out with loads of Xanax as he has expressed in the past how he can't stop drinking without being on Xanax. He just switches one vice for the other
@@wakenow1 I knew it was my birthday, but I didn't say anything to my coworkers until HR blew my cover and brought me a cupcake lmao. Then people started asking "why are you here?" and I just told em it's Tuesday.
Please do one on the recent episode of Wife of the Party. He’s just masking putting out all of his life experiences with pretending to just “love seeing Leeann have fun.”
2:31 "Do you think people dienon their birthday?" I *_really_* want Bert to know about this: "The birthday effect is a statistical phenomenon that suggests a person's risk of dying is higher on or around their birthday. Studies have found that the risk of death is higher on a person's birthday in a number of countries, including the United States, Switzerland, England and Wales, and Ukraine." Yes, Bert. In fact, you're statistically more likely to die around your birthday (consider people who, say...party for the whole month. That's a month of risky behavior, putting them at a higher risk of death). Happy Birthday, Bert 😂
I dont drink so Bart's comedy isnt really for me, but you cant deny hes a master promoter. Sells more tickets than people much funnier than him, not as dumb as he looks,sounds, and acts 🤷♂️
Bert asked Dr Phil if he wanted to hear something, he got a firm and honest “no” 😂 that’s what we all think every time he asks that question and that gratification from Adam Ray just made my day.
The way he bashes him and then immediately de-escalates is pure genius. Adam is playing a totally different game that Bert doesn’t even know the instructions to
"Can I tell you something about my wife" "no I'm okay but thanks for sharing" that shit killed me
This guy is great
Talmbout one of the 250 endangered species,B! Thank ‘em!
you know Bert was crying inside
It just hit me! Burt looks like the cowardly lion from the wizard of oz and that’s what’s up.
He totally does holy shiii
Holy fuck you're right. I think it's the saggy eyes!
Start the memes!!!!!
And that's whats up.. That character kills me hahaha
💀💀💀
That's not mere similitude but rather, he IS the cowardly lion. 😮
"nah, i'm alright" everytime bert wanted to say something was the best😂
Welcome back to who gives a sh!t.😂
Adam actually reads comments and likes and replies to them, so he is fully aware of the criticisms that the audience has of Bert.
Bro Jogan telling everyone to ignore the comments and huff their own farts instead is the best way to get detached from your audience.
@CRWiebe This is exactly the reason why Toe probably thinks he "Killed it" on his last special. No news is good news, right?
Adam Ray and Glassman are the comedians who do podcasts I like most. Those two together are fucking hilarious.
@@M00T3N GULP GULP Ricks the man.
Adam is the real goat!!!
"theyre not my children, theyre leanns children" has got to be the most heart wrenching sentence just completely glossed over
I can almost guarantee one day Bert will be exposed for being a shit dad to those poor children.
I agree with this comment. But Leann's not the only woman babysitting another child called a husband.
He says it all the time.
May be the most harmful thing he does to them.
It's awful.
And that's what's up
What else we got
And that is.....what up
…got thum loothe Tumth…
Anybody need a Tums? I’ve got a couple loose ones
I got loose Tums
“This is why your skin looks so good” lmaooo
Was looking for this comment 😂😂😂
That gave me a very good chuckle.. his skin's blotchy as can be lmao does he genuinely not pick up on what's being said or what
@@rebeccasebastian8407didn't register at all for bert 😂
I only watch Kill Tony if Adam Ray or Shane Gillis are guests.
Redbar is judging
Does adam always dress like dr phil? And does he do an impression or just dress like him?
@@WhoopsiewalrusHe does standup as himself but he also appears as Joe Biden with Shane Gillis as Trump on Kill Tony
I've still never seen Kill Tony. Just the clips alone are enough to make me cringe.
@Whoopsiewalrus He also has a new persona as a geek with a huge lisp. It's hilarious.
He just did a Dr. Phil type episode as Dr. Phil AND the geek. It's definitely worth a watch.
And to the OP: I agree. Kill Tony is awful without them. Tony is the least funny person ever.
Bert celebrating his birthday for a whole month is just him making up for all of the birthdays he will miss due to him dying early from liver failure
It is what losers do. He had no friends growing up so now he stretches his birthday a month so everyone he knows sees him and celebrates it. Really what a complete loser Bert really is. Sad, the guy is truly sad and pathetic
honestly I'm amazed he has made it this far... I feel like it's any day now lol
Jesus dude😂
@@nonameatall45027 yea and your not a loser.......
@@chrisvaccaro9062what’s wrong? Did he hurt your feelings? 😂😂😂
The irony of bert doing an ad read for therapy is the funniest part. Better help is what his liver is screaming
😭😭😭
Ain’t no helping him.
Maybe once his liver fails, he will go to rehab.
Don’t attach Adam to Tony
That’s not fair at all….
life aint fair, Tony did around 250 episodes before it took off btw
That's what I came here to say
I found him through Tony, perhaps the only thing of value i got from Tony tbh. I dont disagree with you but it's not the furthest stretch either.
Tony had him on the show playing these awesome characters. Win-win relationship. There's nothing wrong with acknowledging tony.
well tbh I never would have known about adam ray if it weren't for kill tony. kill tony is the only reason I know of his existence.
“Can I tell you something I said to my wife yesterday ? “
“No im alright “🤷🏽♂️ LMFAO
i seen this comment as soon as he said it wtf lmaoooo
Adam Ray is so incredibly talented holy shit. That song was actually really good. Dude is a naturally born entertainer
It had a classic Adam Sandler album vibe to it!!
"Can i tell you something i said to my wife yesterday?"
"No im alright"😂
“Cool I used to play the clarinet” 😂
I am 27 days alcohol free in large part thanks to Bert motivating me during the early days.
27 days 😂
Let’s do some shots! It’ll be awesome!
Only gets easier and you only feel better, keep goin 👏
@@andreahighsides7756 excellent work, keep going. He really is a role model after all hu
Congrats bro! Whatever it takes. Just don’t ask Bert to sponsor you.
Burp CryShart is definitely number 250 on the comedy assassin chart.
CryShart, lmao 😂
@@300thNPCplease let that stick 🙏
😂😂😂😂😂 you gotta be in the top 30 with that one
More like -250
😂😂😂
Burt saying it can be hard to make time for yourself is priceless.
😂😂😂
That's heavy
Bert's laugh makes me wish humor had never been invented.
😂
that and the way he has to repeat jokes to the comedian just told to them! Like wow good way instantly to make it unfunny by explaining it
I like how burt doesn't even really attempt to be funny anymore, but rather, he just talks about all his own traits that everyone openly expressly despises
"Bert Kreischer is the 2nd best selling comedian in the world" is the most depressing statement I've ever heard
Circus freaks arent PC anymore, this is the closest we got, let us have it.
@CRWiebe please take it
no, im alright thanks 💀💀💀💀
50 year old man cares more about his birthday “month” than his own family 😭
What a loser.
"Welcome back to who gives a shit* killed me off
Adam is Singlehandedly holding comedy together at the moment. One of the real top 250 assassins
Agreed, he gets alot of fringe hate but he's legit all around
that guitar was so fucking good omg. adam talented af
Not really. But he was funny for sure
Your vids are oddly comforting to watch at work
Seeing Bert repeatedly humbled and roasted on his own show like this is so satisfying to watch
The toast to 52 years old
Bert is not selling the tickets himself though. He always brings about 5 comics that are actually good with him
And he pays them 8 grand so they will hang out with him. Rich kid with a Nintendo 64 that would invite the other kids over
@@ANTIStraussian perfect analogy
damn the song was legit lol. also Toms reaction before Bert had to talk about his parenting lololol
been here since 25k. ALMOST 200K NOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LETS GOOOOO
So glad I found this channel, finally ive found someone who hates Bert as much as me.
Im absolutely staggered how someone can lack self awareness as monumentally as bert. Jesus, i mean im pretty chill, but if i saw him in the street, id have to shout some sort of abuse at him. How the fuck is this man a successful millionaire? The world is upside down.
He is an ignorant alcoholic. That’s all he’s ever been. His stories are made up and realistically speaking it’s Joe Rogans fault this guy is around. He not only gave him a platform but even went as far as to say he’s a comedian.
Pretty much everyone in joes circle is as unfunny as the rest. I don’t consider Shane or Normand part of his circle because they’re actually self made, Joe came to kiss their ahh after their success.
Is he really a comedian if he is the joke? Hes like an old timey circus freak. His fans go watch a shirtless idiot tell them how stupid he is. It's not jokes, it's not an act, its like a sad twisted Truman show.
It's a club. They are supposed to wear little hats. Now they like to be sneaky in public.
I like how this makes it sound like when Bert’s around there an uncontrollable anomaly that forces us to berate Bert… I guess it’s just his personality that does that
I wonder how he's gotten this far in life without being beaten
Podcast Cringe, one of the few RUclips channels I watch as soon as a new vid drops
I believe that ‘Character comedy’ is the natural evolution of stand up in our PC culture and that’s why Adam Ray is so far ahead of the curve!
Character comedy was hugely popular in the 90s-early 2000s so it’s not really evolutionary or ahead of the curve it’s just cyclical trends picking up on Adam this time around (which is great cause he deserves it)
I'd say it's more cyclic. It's the newest rebirth of absurdist social satire.
Yakov Smirnoff came out in the mid 80s
The chance to lose the last name should be significant inspiration for Bert's daughters to get married young.
I pray they marry better than their father.
That song was low key fire. The fact that Adam is secretly a decent musician makes it even better.
Bert selling therapy feels like satan selling fire.
“You had a bert day last night”
Everyday is Bert day.
Damn, you got first🤺
"Somebody get me Bert's Venmo" A master class in delivery 🤣
I feel like Bert wears his liver on his face. Also, I swear Bert keeps saying "Bert day" instead of "birthday".
😂😂😂😂😂
That song was actually really good lol
Did bro just freestyle a country music roast song about Bert, to Bert, whilst impersonating Dr Phil?
He probably wrote it but hes definelty reading off a card when hes playing.
He wrote it he's actually fantastic at writing songs
Thanks for summarising the episode once again. Saves many minutes of eye rolling.
Can't believe that the channel I started watching because it took the piss out of TFATK, now gets more.views than TFATK! Congrats on your success!
"read the room" is such an underrated special. Adam Ray is hilarious
I honestly loved seeing bert have a real laugh at 5:05
Still annoying….
But was nice that he laughed not just to hear himself or make everybody else hear him
Best moment was on the JRE when Joe did his Obama impression and Theo asked, "Was that Adam Ray?"
adam ray is the man for doing this for the people
"Birthday Bert" should be his new nickname. It's a perfect summary of his personality... Delusional Narcicism. 😂
The song was a banger!!🎉
that is officially the first time i have ever laughed out loud at a 2B1C episode/clip. my god that Adam Ray is one funny dude. great vid as always PC.. stop hiding all your best vids on patreon, let us YT people in on your best work too! 😆👏🏻👏🏻
2:28 if you’re not famous, you’re not a real person to Bert.
You've made me actually want to watch the episode.
It's because of Adam ray!
Adams song for Bert is almost as good as Crack Amico’s Bertday 😂
I wish your videos never ended ❤❤❤ i love em 😂
Adam has good taste in guitars.
It's the Martin Johnny Cash model, I think. Fairly modest for a rich guy, while Bart and Tom have several high end guitars on the wall just for decorations.
Dude Martin’s suck ass. They used to be good in the early 1900’s up until 1950’s or so. Then they became mass produced assembly line bs. No love,care,heart or soul into them. Every time I pick one up I feel like I’m going to break it. And not on purpose. I’m not dogging on you. Just saying. If you play guitar do not waste your money on a Martin. People nowadays just buy them for the name. “Hey bro what kind of guitar you got!” “Oh a Martin”. Doesn’t mean you’re good at it. There are much better guitars out there my friend. A Cort Earth Series will blow any currently produced Martin any day. And they’re much more inexpensive. Check them out dude.
@@K17109my friend has a martin and it's one of the best acoustics I've ever played. I agree that they aren't the best brand, but I can't help but feel like this is a personal thing.
Didn't even use Bert's guitar
I was waiting for this one. I listen to these podcasts, and I just knew this would be a gold mine for this channel.
Adam ray is an actual comedy assasin
Adam Ray has never done wrong in my eyes, great everytime
Also I love your content, I refuse to give views to people/channels I don’t like so you get them all
Bert looks to be full to the brim with alcohol induced inflammation again. Better take another 2 weeks off to let the swelling go back down so he can go hard again for another 8 months
Hes never sober, he drowns his withdrawals out with loads of Xanax as he has expressed in the past how he can't stop drinking without being on Xanax. He just switches one vice for the other
Nah. I think we need to get together and encourage him to just keep going and see what happens. He’ll wear it well
It's his birthday month. He can't stop now.
Bro your videos are so funny. You are so spot on to keep reminding everyone of the comedy assassin's! That shit is so hilarious.
I just want to say thank you for watching these shows so I don’t have to.
Hate for Bert aside real quick i remember when you had like 1.3k subs it’s lit to see how far you’ve come💯
Thanks for sticking around!
@ I’ll be here until your done bro🫡
I swear like all the men in my family don't give a flying fuck about their birthday.
Yeah bro. That’s normal. Gave up giving a damn after 21 😂😂😂. Just another day eh?
I forgot it was my Birthday this year until my wife said something.
@@wakenow1 Welcome bro 🤣
@@wakenow1 I knew it was my birthday, but I didn't say anything to my coworkers until HR blew my cover and brought me a cupcake lmao. Then people started asking "why are you here?" and I just told em it's Tuesday.
damn near skipped the bert ad thinking i was watching 2 bears. lord have mercy
Its the "top 2 of the 250 ASSASSINS" that makes me crack a smile
Adam is so funny man. Someone who deserves all the new attention he’s getting
Please do one on the recent episode of Wife of the Party. He’s just masking putting out all of his life experiences with pretending to just “love seeing Leeann have fun.”
2:31 "Do you think people dienon their birthday?"
I *_really_* want Bert to know about this: "The birthday effect is a statistical phenomenon that suggests a person's risk of dying is higher on or around their birthday. Studies have found that the risk of death is higher on a person's birthday in a number of countries, including the United States, Switzerland, England and Wales, and Ukraine."
Yes, Bert. In fact, you're statistically more likely to die around your birthday (consider people who, say...party for the whole month. That's a month of risky behavior, putting them at a higher risk of death).
Happy Birthday, Bert 😂
Please do an episode on stavvy dismantling all of Theo vons (lol) political takes while laughing with him
Adam Ray has single-handledly carried Kill Tony for over a year now.
Bert has become Mr Fugu from Chowder 😂
"This is why your skin looks so good" murdered me, well I was dying the entire way through
He'd b mad u hitched him to Kill Tony, hes done much more
Tonys taintstain is hard to wash off
“No im alright” is the response I didn’t know I was waiting for to anything Bert says. 😂
Bert was like every guy when they're like 12 and they get caught masturbating to MTV music videos..... Awkward as fuck but try to laugh it off.
Adam ray is all of us. He’s a true hero for this 👏🏻
I dont drink so Bart's comedy isnt really for me, but you cant deny hes a master promoter. Sells more tickets than people much funnier than him, not as dumb as he looks,sounds, and acts 🤷♂️
Yeah.... Or his managers, agents, and promoters do that for him... And he's just the "talent".
5:08 Bert laughs like Tigger from Winnie the Pooh here and that's probably the funniest thing I've ever heard from him
Tony is talentless
will bert EVER stop with the fake laugh ??
Adam ray is still lame tho
Youre an absolute clown
youre lame
Im gunna pretend you didn’t type that.
Laughed more in the first 5 min of this video because of Adam than I have during all of Bert's specials
Everyday is Byrt Chasler birthday, with a tear in the corner of his own eye reminding us all how much we miss him when we think about somebody else-
"This is why your skin looks so good"
Holy hell I almost died 😂😂
Adam Ray just carries the conversation. Guitar amazing
Ok, that last little bit was hilarious. Would love to see a little sketch of that lmao
Ray is unreal, so sharp witted and that song was fantastic.
4:46 “no im alright” lmfaooooo! Dead 💀
Bert asked Dr Phil if he wanted to hear something, he got a firm and honest “no” 😂 that’s what we all think every time he asks that question and that gratification from Adam Ray just made my day.
I never thought I would like Dr. Phil but this was amazing
8:01 he’s giving Taco’s birthday song from The League a run for its money 😂
16:47 bros out here doing podcast phrenology
😂😂😂 that got me
Even fake Dr. Phil looks like he’s questioning all his life choices after talking to Bert.
Dr Phil meets Dr Squeal
Personally when bert is challenged he can be funny. Some lines legit caught me off guard and also Dr feel ya
The way he bashes him and then immediately de-escalates is pure genius. Adam is playing a totally different game that Bert doesn’t even know the instructions to
4:45 "Nah I'm alright" that killed me hahaha
Holy that was fucking hilarious compilation, thank you for that