Degenerate Football Coach Gets Job at Christian School
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- Опубликовано: 5 окт 2024
- Football coaches loses his mind on kids at halftime but need to keep his language in check cause he works at a christian school.
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Son of a... Father who's in the crowd is probably very proud of you😂😂
Katherine Winberry I don't think I've laughed so hard on that part! 😂😂😂
Omg. 🤣🤣🤣 Omgosh😉
💯💯💯😂😂✌️✌️
“Those guys are our enemies”
“But I thought we’re supposed to love our enemies”
666 likes so I’m not gonna like
Pussy shit
Lmao
this comment fits patrik perfectly
Ok but I go to a Christian school and this is literally our locker room.
amanda baranou lol I love my school but thanks
amanda baranou thanks for the advice. My faith is my own. My beliefs are my own. My opinions are my own. Just cause I go to a Christian school doesn’t mean I can’t have a real grasp on the world. My faith is the most important thing to me and no one can ever take that away.
Bekah Burton Love your comment.
Bekah Burton love the way you defend your faith for our LORD Jesus. GOD bless
amanda baranou must be muslim with a name like that. Your soul is empty. Come on over..
"I'm not familiar with the story..."
Jack'sVlogs too funny😂😂
Well, they are unproven stories to brainwash people
@@richardshiflett5181 The Bible is the most historically accurate document of all time.
@@richardshiflett5181 why are you disrespecting the bible on a Christian video.
@Mark Jackson and you're a terrible speller
"Actually, one of the disciples left the team!" " "you know what you're leaving the team, Caleb!" IM WEAK,TOO FUNNY
Mascot: good Samaritans😁
VIPShirlee03.....Caleb😂😂😂😂
12 disciples- 1 disciple= 11 disciples. 11 players on each side of the ball.
"Actually Jesus was perfect." "Alright dylan shut up, this is why you're on special teams!"
Well he isn’t wrong
That's great!!!
Punters mmmmmmmm
@@MelB868 nah he is
@@haydaboss231 oh the edgelord energy just radiates from this comment
"The children of Israel didn't complain in the desert"
"Actually yes they did!"
Me as a football player
"Son of a.... father! who's probably in the crowd tonight and really proud of you!"
2:00 "Rated R!" 😂😂😂
Bro how many frickin comments do you need to do
Jack'sVlogs ii
So is Gladiator! :)
This comment has 666 likes and I intend to keep it that way. Sadly though, by the time you read this its higher.
@@HannahBeek4021 it was a joke
I played football for a christian high school and I can promise you they don't hold anything back
Outstanding! I lost it when you screwed up the Lord's prayer. Hilarious
As did I! I didn’t see it coming, but really should have. The level of confidence threw me.
Fun fact: I started chuckling before I even clicked on the video. The title alone was enough.
Silver StarStream Yep. Me too. I always love his skits.
haha tru
Silver StarStream me too 😂😂
SilverstarStream same 😂😂😂
Glad I’m not the only one
Like Leo in the Revenant .... RATED R ... be courageous like kirk cameron in fireproof😂😂😂
Maddie “YEAHHHH WOOOO!!!”
Fireproof reference was comedy gold......laughed so hard that i started crying great stuff
What’s the mascot?
The Good Samaritans!
The good... OK I can’t do it anymore.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"Actually one of them left the team" "You know what you're leaving the team"
"our father, who art in heaven, give us this d- ok"
"I don't care how much money your dad donated to the booster program..." HAHA!!
His videos are always hilarious
YES!!!
I just love them!
My favorite is "Every guy at Home Depot'.'
"son of a father who's probably in the crowd right now and is very proud of you" hahahaa
Love how he kept catching himself before he started cussing.
kaydenpat that’s the point of the comedy skit
That's the joke
Thats the joke
Their chant is “Jesus in me” 😂😂
As it should be
I was checking the comments to see if anyone heard that too, glad to see I wasn't the only one.
John! You let Caleb on the team? I mean he's a vegan. How much energy would he have to play anyway... LOL ;)
Glenn Riccobono hes not vegan hes on the daniel fast for strength
It's Cody who's a vegan that drives a prius
U right 💪🏻
Cody lol
Caleb isn’t vegan, he’s the one who won’t get on the basketball team
Cody’s the vegan lol
This guy is hilarious. I like his riffs about church, pastors, etc. I have never heard of him until recently and I love it.
"Be courageous like Kirk Cameron in Fireproof", and the all immediately go "YEAHH!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂
I'm sad I can only like this once. Great material as always!
I went to a Christian school and our football coach was cursing like a sailor
Go Army Beat Navy I dislike ur name GO NAVY!!!!!!!
Collin Romero I dislike you now go army. My dad is in the army
Ur dad is a hero. But GO NAVY!!!!
Caleb was called out in this one! Go get em Caleb! Hilarious as always John, keep making these everyone loves em I'm sure! God bless you!
Hilarious, Relevant, Clean, Relatable for everyone. Well done as always :)
“Be courageous like Kirk Cameron in Fire Proof”
“Yay!”
John quits
2:03 for those of you looking
"What are you guys doing out there? Ugh. I don't get paid enough for this. Will someone pass me a bee... I mean, someone pass me the communion plate, 'cause we need some more communication out there, y'know what I mean?"
"SON OF A...father who is in the crowd tonight and probably very proud of you."
dead.
“I’m not familiar with the story”-Teachers who have gotten corrected on stories.
Bursting with Laughter and Tears......especially with dear K. Cameron mentioned 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸👍👍👍
Hugh freeze’s first game at liberty (2019 colorized)
Thank you for being so real!
"Dylan shut up, that's why you're on special teams"
“Shut up Dylan that why your on special teams!”😂😂
That’s one of the lines I couldn’t stop laughing
That's why you're on special teams! 😂😂😂😂
“Haven’t seen it” 😂😂😂 “Rated R”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Clicked on this just before my sister starts watching facing the Giants. Lol
"Thats why your'e on SPECIAL TEAMS , Dylan !"
As a Brit can I ask, is 'ass' considered profanity in the USA? I may have inadvertently offended some church friends recently.....
Peanut Turner Yes, it's considered a curse word.
It is :) I have friends in other countries that drop the "f" word all the time. Different cultures.
Yes..I grew up getting in trouble if I said shut-up, stupid or idiot.
Peanut Turner As a Christ follower, I don't really see how "ass" is a curse word when the Bible uses it. "ass" is either a donkey or just another word for "butt". Nothing wrong with that. I think where I'd draw the line is when we call someone an "ass" or "asshole". But, just like any good thing can become bad, any word can be used as a curse word.
Peanut Turner yes it is a profanity but it is also a term for donkey
“Son of a ...FATHER...who is in the crowd and probably very proud of you.”
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂❤️🙌🏻
What's our mascot?
The good samaritans!
Good sam-!?Okay I can't do it anymore!
You're hilarious!!!! I can't get enough of your videos!!!! You da man!!! Just found this channel...
HAHAHA How my 'atheist' teachers act at every class in catholic schools...
I remember teacher saying "Well, who invented the 'Our Father' anyways?" criticizing our faith.
Sandra Real they let atheist teachers teach
I go to a private Christian school but my coach’s don’t care they just say what ever they want
My dad coached at a private school, this was gold to him!!
"Be courageous like Kirk Cameron in 'Fireproof.'" YEAHHHHHHHHH *Loses mind in laughter*
lol I'm done,
fireproof...
"Nobody out here's perfect, so that's why you can sit on the bench while I ask their team to give us a player who is"
"Be courageous like Kirk Cameron in Fireproof." YEEEEAAAA
The Good Samaritans...lol
haven't seen it... rated R.... Cameron in Fire Proof.... YAAAHHHH!!! loved it!
He sounds just like Coach Taylor on Friday Night Lights. Lol!
My ex basketball coach swore when we were in 3rd grade at a catholic school not kiddinf
My coach called us a bunch of jackasses multiple times yesterday.
This guy is great lol, I don't even understand most of references but his deliveries so on point
i swear my primary school PE teacher was just like this omg
Please keep these coming. He is freaking funny.
I'm not familiar with that Story 😂😂
Son of a....... Father!! 😂😂🤣
That last part about Kirk Cameron was awesome!!!!
KIRK CAMERON IN FIREPROOF IM DEAD
The Lord's Prayer had me rolling
Be courageous like Kirk Cameron in Fireproof...VIKINGS ROARRR 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I love all the shout outs in the background!! 😂
HAHAHAHA "That's why you're on special teams!"
2:03 I'm dead lol 😂😂😂
I ❤ courageous the movie
This creator should take notes at my old high school in Seattle, O'Dea High School, they an all boy school and the coaches were not afraid to cuss and swear.
You are so freakin funny... i mean da.. funny...i mean blessed with hilariousness! 🤣🤣🤣
Awesome!!
Their mascot is The Good Samaritans lol
🤣🤣🤣 how he doesn’t actually know the entire prayer he’s leading. AND kirk Cameron AGAIN!
“Dylan shut up that’s why your on special teams” 💀💀 rip
😂😂😂 "rated R" and him messing up the prayer had me weak!!
You’re hilarious 😆 😆 such a great comedian and actor! In fact you’re a genius at comedy
"Shut up Dylan, that's why you are on special teams"
Come on, that play is a giant clusterf... Firsts downs!!! We need more first downs!!!
"Get your head out your....get your head out of your helmet." XD
Omg I am laughing so hard right now!!!! Thank you for that
_"Shut up, Dylan! That's why you're on special teams!"_
This had me rollin!!
Me after watching each video on this channel : This must be the be best ever
I got catholic school and the coach cusses like a sailor
"Rated R!" 😂😂
This is not the way I thought this was going to go.
Hugh Freeze at Liberty lol
I got an ad for coaches before this 🤣
"Get outta here Caleb!" LOL!!!
“I thought we were suppose to love our enemies”
That son of a father thing is going on my grave amazing flip around lmao
Lol.one of them left the team 😂
I thought we're supposed to love our enemies! Lol
The struggle to clean up your language is real.
“That’s why you’re on special teams” HA HA HA
My coach always had the best idioms for these situations, "soft linemen, that's an oxymoron", "Put a size 13 right in his A-gap", "Hit him while he's staring at your girlfriend"
These guys are our enemies
I thought we were supposed to love our enemies 🤣🤣🤣
Get out of here Caleb!! 🤣