he did it wrong, your suppose to boil the main meal in water untill it sinks, and that bread is whole wheat bread, is a compressed loaf of bread, it says on the package that you shouldnt eat more then two a day because they literly expand in your stomach.
@@samkehoe1292 I mean, you tell kids that they will choke on them if they are too young and dumb, but why grown ass soldiers have to be dissuaded of eating gum? Shouldn't you already know that you shouldn't swallow them?
Sweet, young, innocent, baby-faced Sam. I feel so bad, looking back and knowing the horrors this man, this boy, really, will both endure and inflict upon others. It’s almost like seeing a young Ghengis Khan, before he killed so many people that the temperature of the earth dropped.
Jokes aside, I'd actually love to see you edit a (serious) music video for someone , your editing is pretty fucking dope and the style would fit perfectly.
from a person who worked at a factory who packaged mre for our military I hated it cause our military deserve better food they put their lives on the line to get fed shit on a daily
what would have been funny is if he said ''Thanks mom for sending the letter lover you too'' that would have been the perfect joke for the beginning of the video.
there's a bag that you put the bag of gravy. you put water in the other bag not the gravy bag. gravy bag stay close. close good open bad. then you wait for it or some shit
@@heresie The water goes in a pouch that contains a separated chemical that will be exposed to sunlight, which in turn starts a chemical reaction that heats up the water. You use that hot water to cook up the other stuff. At least that's what I did in my experience.
You wanted and expert opinion. I never complained at chow time. Sleeping in a tent at night, top of a tank, armored personnel carrier, or whatever was available for the night, serving my country in the field in West Germany or the Republic of Korea. I'm am glad that I was able to protect the rights you have today as a U.S. citizen and your way of life in the United States.
I eat a MRE like a year ago and I don't no if it was a more modern version but it actually wasn't that fucking bad. U could actually taste the ingratiates and shit. By the way love the vids. Oh and the one we eat we cooked in some water package it came with.
Grayson Morton Eat them for three meals a day for a long time and you'll start to be scared when you have to have them. Basically any field training I've ever done.
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"stay outta the gene pool" *Has a kid later on*
Edit: the fuckin rat had another 🗿
• ItsMrRogue • what a mad lad
Apparently his hair left the genepool. He actually had a bangs in this video.
manictiger how does one get a plural singularity
ThRiVe I’d rather have a singular plurality
@@manictiger He looks like a fukkin emo kid from 2008.
MUSCLEBUST SAYS THE MRE GUM IS A LAXATIVE. THIS IS WHY MY BUTTHOLE IS ON FIRE.
Im bout to bust a muscle watching this video
General Sam that's what you get for being a liberal
my dick is bleeding
General Sam you were also supposed to heat it up you fat heavy
good ol horse cum hated that shit still will never eat it
"now let's get this onto a tray... Nice!"
"Nice hiss!"
Nice
was literally about to post this till i saw this comment lmao
Nailed it you son of a bitch.
Lmao
not sure i could have eaten that.... you are brave-guy
AquaFPS he's a brave guy,wonder what that makes us who live off those ?
for you
I remember eating them shits when my dad got home from deployment, we actually wanted to eat them too.
he did it wrong, your suppose to boil the main meal in water untill it sinks, and that bread is whole wheat bread, is a compressed loaf of bread, it says on the package that you shouldnt eat more then two a day because they literly expand in your stomach.
Meals Ready To Eat arent acctually that bad, they are just alittle hard to get used to.
Those 3 letters with the obsessed fan is from the song "Stan" by Eminem lol. I like how Sam thinks it's an actual obsessed person.
Chernon I went down to the comments just to see if anyone else noticed that lol
yea I was surprised no one was noticing
I don't listen to fucking eminem lol
good. dont
General Sam "stan" featuring Elton john is worth a listen, it's real good
"I don't have a good sense of smell"
With THAT nose?
Lying little jew
He can only smell schekels.
What a Jew!
Cocaine
It's not made for smelling food, it's made for sniffing out gold
He described the napkin better than the food
glynn harris Because the napkin was the most important thing in there. Lol. MRE's suuuuuuck.
@@Sal-fg3rs it’s probably better than some of the shit our enemies are eating, though not great
I died of laughter when he called he ate the gum, because, as a veteran, I know what ensues.
His toilet had to be broken
got an MRE with gum from a friend when on a months long hike and I've never had to dig two catholes consecutively. Could have used some warning.
Thank you for the email yesterday about enjoying our chicken, Sam. Truly you have blessed us.
Fuck off normies.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
BootHouse
Love you Soothouse
Hahah peepee poopoo
when Sam doesn't get Stan by eminem
Ikr
I thought the same thing
When the hurricane hit Florida the army handed tons of these out for free and we had to eat a bunch of these lmao, still have some left over too
"I don't have a good sense of smell"
Yeah, right.
He can smell pennies two city blocks away
“An opaque, almost translucent quality”
I haven’t realized how much weight he lost until I went back and watched these older videos. Good job Jew
He also looked like an E-boy
@@grimreefer9324 or a fat lesbian 😏
well its back now
@@pienyx8017 those damn crunch wrap supremes gottem
@@pienyx8017 still not as fat as old sam
Sam cant smell anything that isnt copper based
His new nose can smell a range of precious metals
You ate a laxative my boy
just wanna say those gums never worked #shittinbricks
Those aren’t laxative, that’s just a myth drill instructors told us so we didn’t eat them
@@samkehoe1292 I mean, you tell kids that they will choke on them if they are too young and dumb, but why grown ass soldiers have to be dissuaded of eating gum? Shouldn't you already know that you shouldn't swallow them?
@@zaikolebolsh5724 the idea is that you are not allowed to use gum in basic training
@@killer257296 oh, ok then basic training, I thought it was also during a tour
I can't believe he didn't get the Stan reference
jake davies I know that's what I was thinking lol he's still the best tho
jake davies he didn't get the reference cuz he's not a massive Weiner like you cuz you listen to nemnems
he doesn't get the Eminem reference the "borderline stalker" letter was using lyrics from eminem's song "stan"
Yeah but the lyrics were mixed
Mixed immensely well, I might add.
So weird watching his old videos again they’re so much different
"Stay out of the gene pool" is one of the greatest insults I've ever heard.
I love how the dude who sent you multiple letters was making a reference to the song stan, by eminem
"Hmm, and this next one has no stamps or anything... Just says 'from: The Unabomber' on it..."
The Stan reference with those letters at the end xD
Best Marine MRE is jalapeño n cheese w/ crayons pls
🤤🤤🤤
Shut up pog
Dude the new MRE's come with a 64 pack of crayolas WITH the crayon sharpener
Are you the new Steve1989MREinfo?
sam my dude the JFK stamp boy letters were referencing "Stan" by Eminem
This is my special lil video I always come back to watch each time my ma makes her sausage gravy and biscuits, so crazy it's been 6 years already.
Atleast hes stayed out the gene p...... oh
Papa Rabbi, I'm getting a chicken
Trash Man MAGUN DONG
The creator Of the multiverse TRASH MAN
Trash Man Aka Mantis Toboggan
Damn that dude was clever af how he changed around the lyrics to Stan by Eminem in that letter
No matter what Sam is having for dinner he ALWAYS has a "backup" pizza in the oven
I've been watching General Sam videos for longer than I can remember.. since he's had like 4,000 subs. He's come so far YEEYEE
Sam is the type of guy to own a red lava lamp and wear skull rings.
Punk Soul me deadon
It's funny because I have a fat friend who has exactly that and a similar attitude to Sam
Most my cousins
And here, you have an officer trying an infantryman's mre.
"Stay out of the gene pool."
0:17 it was at this moment Sam knew that he was having kids.
wow, sam has changed a lot over the years
the Jfk letters are a parody from Eminem song "Stan".
How has this man aged so much in only 4 years?
Dude looks positively babyfaced here lol
My favorite part is when you drop that big-ass pepperoni from the mafia and you hear it smack the floor.
Sweet, young, innocent, baby-faced Sam. I feel so bad, looking back and knowing the horrors this man, this boy, really, will both endure and inflict upon others.
It’s almost like seeing a young Ghengis Khan, before he killed so many people that the temperature of the earth dropped.
That's a cute doge
General Sam the only nigga I know to say "backup pizza"
Seeing Sam re ad the lyrics to Stan and not understanding is one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen
I how you’ve changed Sam thank you genuinely for being part of my life for the past two years
I don't think he got the Eminem reference
Jokes aside, I'd actually love to see you edit a (serious) music video for someone , your editing is pretty fucking dope and the style would fit perfectly.
Jumahuma jokes aside I want to see more of that dog
Seeing Sam read the lyrics to Stan and not understanding is one of the greatest things I’ve ever seen
Sam without glasses looks both like the bullied guy in school and the bully.
"The napkin is very opaque almost translucent"
That Doggo is goodest boy.
Sam just eating cold MRE's like they're lunchables lmao
that "under exposed" green fog fits along with some of those pictures. btw is it possible that you can post them on Twitter.
Thank you for appreciating the Martono Family
GENERAL SAM YOU ARE A NOBLE JEW !!!
Risk it for the BISCUIT am i right :D :))))) LLOOOLLL
What...
he's not Jewish though
A Ginger isn't he? I thought he was.
watch that link in my other comment. he describes the fucking thing
I remember that old outro fondly. Those were good times.
Sam actually I loved those shots u did with the camera they were a7-8/10 I loved how they looked so old and rustic
This is a great unboxing I love the sincerity and care he puts into all the mail, I can appreciate that in a man
STAY OUT OF THE GENEPOOL!!!!
"ooo, Nice Hiss"
~The Smelliest Cowboy.
When he takes a bite out of the biscuits and gravy, you can see the 'Nam flashbacks in his eyes.
Thumbs up for the retro outro
U are the best RUclipsr.Don't lisen to the haters. Be ur self and do what u can best
from a person who worked at a factory who packaged mre for our military I hated it cause our military deserve better food they put their lives on the line to get fed shit on a daily
that disposable camera took better photos than any disposable camera I've ever owned
God look at all that hair. Thank God no one can tell him what 4 years is going to do to him.
When are you going to return to your roblox let's play series?
what would have been funny is if he said ''Thanks mom for sending the letter lover you too'' that would have been the perfect joke for the beginning of the video.
10:40 I thought that was the hello carving from dark souls 3 lmao
I think MRE’s are pretty good I eat that when I’m out in the woods for a while
Sam looked so different back in the day, jesus, it's like he's in a boy band
The old outro is so much better, they were the only outros I watched.
"Stay out of the gene pool"
... guess he didnt listen to that letter
MRE = Meal Ready to Eat
Mr. Night • ENTJ Meal Rejected by the Enemy.
Tyler Gilbert meal rejected by everyone
"I'm actually kinda liberal" Shocker...
General Sam entered the gene pool. What a CHAD.
The stalker is simping hard for Sam 😂
*opens packet of napkins* are theis shit tickets i dont know what this is im not in the millitary. k sam same
Pasta Joe the moist towellete plays the napkin role, those are indeed shit tickets
Sam should turn his channel into a knock off food network.
I love that Karson samples Miles Davis. I love jazz.
"I'm gonna eat the gum"
Me: "no, NO! Dont eat the gum!"
there's a bag that you put the bag of gravy. you put water in the other bag not the gravy bag. gravy bag stay close. close good open bad. then you wait for it or some shit
uhhh I'm sorry but if I'm in the military I better be getting Chinese buffet once a month if that's what I eat daily
also the fuck is a tonsil stone?
Hilo it was not heated
no fat cunts in the military dude sorry you’ll end up like private pyle
Those photos are actually really vintage and nostalgic looking, which is probably what he was going for, you aren't a bad photographer at all
Sam i thought your old outro was the one with
"it's me Geral Sam, in the flesh"
1:23 who is this jabronie? Looks like a mix between a school bully and a kid getting bullied
"I'm assuming were out in the battlefield when were doing this."
"FIRE AT WILL!"
"Yo this biscuit is good as fuck though."
The child like wonderment when he shakes the flesh light around 😂
You made the MRE wrong you are supposed to add water thats why it was so bad i'm not sure about the nee ones though
nah brah you have to put the retort pouch with the gravy in some hot water for a bit or use an frh
@@heresie The water goes in a pouch that contains a separated chemical that will be exposed to sunlight, which in turn starts a chemical reaction that heats up the water. You use that hot water to cook up the other stuff. At least that's what I did in my experience.
@@Luka-Noctiluka yeah that's a flameless ration heater (frh)
why does young sam make me so uncomfortable?
You wanted and expert opinion. I never complained at chow time. Sleeping in a tent at night, top of a tank, armored personnel carrier, or whatever was available for the night, serving my country in the field in
West Germany or the Republic of Korea. I'm am glad that I was able to protect the rights you have today as a U.S. citizen and your way of life in the United States.
"It's 2017." Man this video hasn't aged well.
S O F A S T B O I
I eat a MRE like a year ago and I don't no if it was a more modern version but it actually wasn't that fucking bad. U could actually taste the ingratiates and shit. By the way love the vids. Oh and the one we eat we cooked in some water package it came with.
Grayson Morton Eat them for three meals a day for a long time and you'll start to be scared when you have to have them. Basically any field training I've ever done.
"INGRATIATES"
i n g r a t i a t e s
Grammar naziing intensifies
English please.
0:18 Those dimples may be even sexier than DayZ trees... oh wait, nothing is sexier than those trees and their damn smile.
Your face when you eat the biscuit was priceless
He in the gene pool now! Haters
fAST BOI
"Back up pizza" he says, if its already in the oven you know he ate it regardless
This man did you so dirty sending the pork sausage and gravy without the heater 😂🤣
16:07 - 16:12 Yup. . *double takes and rewinds* OH MY GOD! xD YOU DIDN'T JUST SAY THAT! xD
AlphaDerek OMG xD LAWL RAWR xD SO EDGY OMG DUDE LOL