Fun fact: All the ice in this video is frozen vodka This comment, in its original form, had a snowflake emoji, and yes, I edited a comment for the sole purpose of removing said emoji one year later
@@horus_thebirbgod68 Actually vodka can't not be thawed so it's frozen but it can't stop staying frozen so it's not unfrozen since it's not able to freeze like vodka but it can't be unable to be frozen while it freezes
@Eros Baruc León I was just joking. No matter how durable was T-34, he would lose against three Panzers, but depends on which model of Panzers. Three Panzer IV's would win, but older Panzers would lose.
Soviet soldier: Sir, how many potatoes did you cultivate this year? Farmer: So many, you can make a tower to god! Soviet soldier: We are atheist country, there is no god. Farmer: Exactly.
My guy this is one of the greatest videos I've ever seen on RUclips. Not just because it's a total meme, but because it is my graduation song, my childhood movie, and one of the greatest genres of music all together. Thank you for this.
i watched this 20 times and im still amazed by this dudes skill because...trains cant steer, he literally lined the train up wwith the tracks with accereration and reverse!
I love this, always have loved, now it gave me goosebumps realizing how amazing this is, this is just amazing, I cant still understand how great this is, never getting bored of this amazing masterpiece, this gets a thumbs up from me, because its very gud, must be approved by everyone, no am not drunk, am I? nooo my name is drunk and im not Tinsku, see am not drunk, also water is gud drink, it make happy and its liquid, which is gud, and from my train experience I wish it was like this, sadly not, well maybe one day, and also have a nice day, lol congrats if u read this all :3
top class editing
Life of Boris iiis Borissss!!!!
Boris! My gopnik lord
Boris come visit SLOVAKIA and try kofola its good
Go to SLAVonia we have rakija here is special city
Its boris blyat!
A.D.I.D.A.S.
(All Day I Drink And Squat)
ADIDAS-PIDORAS
I would not think of dat
Underated
Someone Give This Guy A Gopnik Award
Where's boris he needs to give a gopnik award to this man
0:00 : phone battery 42%
2:19 : phone battery 3%
Guuud Qality
F to pay respect
Mine is 81%
-3%
1 percen-
this metro exodus trailer looks great
11/10 would buy
Da
@@czarfilms1 I am still waiting for the blin edition delivery to cuba and buy it
@@czarfilms1 same
UpGlitz
12/10
Real footage of Gulag trains crossing Siberia
Ollie Payne у нас не только зима
Is that a battlefield 1 reference I see???
2009:HOW TO DRIFTING WITH CAR
2020:HOW TO DRIFTING WITH TRAIN
2019: how to drift with car
3000: how to drift with train
1943:HOW TO DRIFTING WITH T-34
URAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
00fed n00b билет ты что русский?
Farrel Gaga41 Its 2020
2020:HOW TO DIFTING WITH CAR
3000:HOW TO DRIFTING WITH VODKA AND ЧЕБУРЕК
Every slav has to take a ride once in their life, or they will take a ride to gulag
It's slavic Hajj
This is the ride to gulag
Ja
Right it's my life.
Lol 666 likes I’m not gonna like and ruin it
Tokyo drift: no
Russia drift: CYKA YES
You mean Москва express
Latvia Drift: SLAVGASM!
Ты чё дурак чели
How about Moscow drift
Stalingrad Drift
How Stalin and his soldiers cross in Stalingrad with train circa(1942) colourised
Ты хули легендарным танком протворяешься бля?
You mean 1942
Ahh winter 1942 when the Volga is frozen
A russian troop transport train delivers soldiers celebrating the end of the war across the frozen volga river. 1945 colorized
Hey t-34 how many german tanks did you kill
Fun fact: All the ice in this video is frozen vodka
This comment, in its original form, had a snowflake emoji, and yes, I edited a comment for the sole purpose of removing said emoji one year later
Vodka can't be 100% frozen. I heard (And maybe Its true) that in Russia they add vodka to car's tank, So the fuel Will not freeze So easy.
@@horus_thebirbgod68 Actually vodka can't not be thawed so it's frozen but it can't stop staying frozen so it's not unfrozen since it's not able to freeze like vodka but it can't be unable to be frozen while it freezes
Причем тут водка???
I... want... take this ice!
@@horus_thebirbgod68 já nečekal zetu budou i nějací Češi :DD
144p for true Slavic experience.
no 420k
@@yes____ NYET 50P
@@demokosonofazathoth2555 no 0.01p
@@yes____ nyet -900000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000p
@@demokosonofazathoth2555 i will send you to gulag
Shout-out to the train mechanic who Tokyo drifted a train and about 7 wagons on ice.
And some how lined up perfectly with the tracks
That was exactly what I was thinking during the whole video.
The Polar Express is a magically confusing film
@@windowsvista9510 imagine if they did a live action version with 1225.
RUSSIANS BE LIKE IN UKRAINE BE LIKE WITH THE TANKS
*The new metro looks very good*
Santino Sicilia the new Metro Exodus gameplay trailer
Never knowed theres still doom fans but there is
U are Western spy
Are you referring the 2013 movie? Or the game?
0:29 did he just dab?
Yas
I cant unsee that know
No... He is not dabbing... He is RUSSIAN DABBING
Da
Western detektor
1943-Soviet T-34 trying to escape from German Panzers ( colorized )
He wouldn't run away, he would blow them up.
@Eros Baruc León I was just joking. No matter how durable was T-34, he would lose against three Panzers, but depends on which model of Panzers. Three Panzer IV's would win, but older Panzers would lose.
Panzer Gang
Шо
Once I saw a colorized meme that was in black and white
where can i buy ticket?
Yes where do you get the tickets
You buy the communist manifesto.
*I am in great pain please help* ok i will try that
Mr. Ramix Hardbas from gulag.
gulag
Who else thinks the conductor looks actually like Joseph Stalin? Only noticed it watching this version.
If it's only this version then the editor added that.
Joseph Stalin the real evil.
@@bumba6900 polish spotted lmao
Ye he does
Actual footage of Chernobyl train in winter
Chernobyl in theb Ukraine
@@cebulaxd2591 and ukraine was apart of the soviet union before it collapsed
There is no train in Chernobyl, it's a nuclear power plant
@@littlecorsican2535 stop deconstructing the bad joke because it makes it worst
@@tripwire3992 Thanks boi,I wasn't knowing it
This video is so underrated
I love that the engineer managed to drift a long train on ice with almost no traction
Soviet soldier: Sir, how many potatoes did you cultivate this year?
Farmer: So many, you can make a tower to god!
Soviet soldier: We are atheist country, there is no god.
Farmer: Exactly.
Wasn't stalin Christian
Shulong Zhao
Uh no. I mean he was supposedly as a teen, but he became an atheist and then became a red asshole
Make a Tower to Stalin, The gopnik god
Russians dont say "Sir", western spi
нет, Бог все еще существует в России 😅
Oh, so THIS is what’s happening in Metro Exodus, when you‘re driving the Aurora...
I'm sorry but I've never played metro exodus but please explain to me what the aura is 😂😂😂
@Czarne Stworzenie thanks fam
Шо ты там пискнул
@@xxx_dolfhit_xxx liked your own comment
@@lemonheadkiller6663 no?
My guy this is one of the greatest videos I've ever seen on RUclips. Not just because it's a total meme, but because it is my graduation song, my childhood movie, and one of the greatest genres of music all together. Thank you for this.
This is the best
I watch this every day
do you now
Yea
Search the dank express
Same
me too
Edit: 10/10
Song: 10/10
Video: 10/10
Destination: Gulag
Russia is cold indeed
True but in summer Москва is 30°C xD.
In Soviet Russia, The Train Drives You.
This seems like a YTP video from 2012, but no, it’s from 2017, and I’m proud we still have these kind of videos on RUclips
*Approved by Stalin* you my comrade, are definitely not getting gulagged.
Yay papa is here!
Yea
Where is Lenin
next stop *chernobyl reactor number 4*
The not RUSSIAN people Don't take gas mask
RUSSIAN take
iTz_hugo2512b PNT what
STALKER!!!
ТЕНЬ AH NU CHEEKI BREEKI IV DAMKE
That One Train Guy
Vnature)
Fun Fact: The Train Conductor looks like a Stalin
Does this go to Gulag?
Comrade Stalin train is playing hardbass, has vodka, adidas, I’d say it’s going to heaven
Is going to gulag, my comrade. Although many difficulties, is on schedule perfectly on time.
Ok
Comrade Stalin hello papa stalin the only. Star in the russian night sky
In soviet Russia, Gulag is going to train
Gulag express
Ritter Ádám go to gulag
Hungaropniks deserve homegrown memes and hardbass.
Yes
Deviser Mike
Tudom hogy az volt, de az első dolog ami eszembe jutott a videóról. XD
Das Omegagerät
Hungarian gopniks are called proli (the proletarian word abbreviation)
Tokyo:we are the king of drifting
Russian:we drifting a train
Where is everyone coming from lol
edit: can we get this to 1 mil by December? That would be !ePic!
We just like to see papa stalin avoid capitalism
Epik_ Robie Sweden
Gulagia
The YT recommended
Epik_ Robie Latvia but i am russian хардбасс сила
0:28 is this guy doing a dab ?
Oh blin!
yee
I though only western spies are doing a dab
Max Súarez Müller is this loss?
Oh fuck off
Me : What must be learned to become a slav?
My Slav Friend :
🤙😁🤙
Nice work comrade, Boris would be proud!
I am
how did you know
Very easy, my slav friend!
Life of Boris hey boris how's going товарищ
"Ey Boris,what is this,top 12 channel now?"
BROTHER !!!
Kdksksks
BROTHER !!!!
I LOVE YOU BROTHER !!!
XDD
CYKA BLYAT
I still remain in my coffin listening to this
This honestly made my day , my recommendations didn’t fail me
is it me or does that train conductor looks like stalin ?
That is not a coincidence
Matary thats why he didnt edited him ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)_╭∩╮
this shit was a banger 7 years ago and still is
This’ll always be one of the best movie scenes.
Perfect edit doesnt exi..:
The part where the train starts syncs so well with the song
For full experience, watch in 144p.
Rico Ramos I’m so glad I took your advice
The western spies text is even funnier than the nike logo 🤣🤣
I watched that movie 1 million times as a kid this is hilarious to me
Another episode of why was this in *our* recommendations!?
I wasn't disappointed
GET OUTTA HERE
The Russian train drifter: vodka is what makes the train run
fighting over who gets to eat the last page of the communist manifesto.
points for accuracy
This is why i don't wear Nike
i do ._.
I was reading this comment while wearing a nike shirt
hana raisha SPIES MUST NOT HERE CYKA this is OUR TOP SECRET FOR MOST SLAV
@@RidhRidh YUS
@@EguenOG I'm rushing B and there's nothing you can do about it
0:12 GET US THE BLYAT OUT OF HERE!
ТоварищPavelGavrilov 😂👌
1:33 why this isn't a GULAG TICKET!!
No u
@@Haz_wizZYTyes WE
the music is to perfect for this video
Nazi Germany VS Soviet Union you know what it is
@@braden8854 no I'm just saying that the music is perfect for this video based from my own expression.
I am sitting with my adidas tracksuit at home right now and I feel attacked
cheeki express
Cheeki breeki
Cheeki breeki
@@bamlep4066 cheeki breeki
Cheeky breeki
V damke
@@IlIIlMomo И В ДАМКЕ
This made my night.. thank you....❤❤❤ Funny
12 year old me fucking loved this
14 Y.O here. SAME.
There is no I in team but there is U in gulag, cyka.
Ha
Missed an opportunity to give all the people cheeki breeki faces. Great video do
How to drug yourself without using real drugs : put the video to 144p , volume to max and listen to it 1000 times in a day ! *thumbs up*
0,75speed
Who was there before 1 mil views? One of them was me
Me 2
Yes
Here before 3 views
Bitches i was when the views were -1000000
Leaving the metro like a boss
Viewers
70%westerns and non slavs
30%slavs like me
dead meme well shit then
Slav power!
I be one of the 70%
I'm true slav
One ticket to Chernobyl prices
Slav: 1 Rouble
Western spies: Out of order
Ебать, я не знал что они знают слово "рубль".
A future gem
haters will say its edited
This makes motherland highly proud.
This good edited+its just the MASTER PIECE
Soviet train
OUR TRAIN
Comrade
COMRADE
"Slav Express : Captain stalin speaking here we *BLYATS* has now stopped by at the gulags :)
i watched this 20 times and im still amazed by this dudes skill because...trains cant steer, he literally lined the train up wwith the tracks with accereration and reverse!
That's it. I'm learning Russian now.
ReDreamz me 2
Haha good luck to the two of you
You only need to know 2 words CYKA BLYAT
A truly blyatyful language
ReDreamz same
This is true slavic gold.
I just love how the western spies and Nike is trying to get him xD
For Mother Russia Comrades 🇷🇺
Пиздит
😡
Yea
@@lryka +
Да да за тобой выехал swap
*Blyatiful.*
Nobody noticed the fact that Absolute Vodka is western drink produced in Sweden
I'm more Slav than I was before blin
Lazar Kangrga *we
I'm proud
Joseph Stalin HES ALIVE!!!
Joseph Stalin OI BLYAT, NO WORRY PAPA STALIN, TRAIN HAS MINOR DIFFICULTY BUT ARRIVE ON SCHEDULE IN GULAG
Nice edits bro
0:20
When u see your teacher after spring break
More like Siberian express am I fight comrades?
Я не знаю товарища: /
BROOO ITS CHRISTMAS AND IM BLASTING THIS ON MY NEW SPEAKER LETS GO Hœ
my train turned into a Honda Civic with 10 subwoofers
joshdragon04 *Lada
>Swedish vodka
Western spy detected.
Merry Christmas Slavs!
I love this, always have loved, now it gave me goosebumps realizing how amazing this is,
this is just amazing, I cant still understand how great this is, never getting bored of this amazing masterpiece, this gets a thumbs up from me, because its very gud, must be approved by everyone, no am not drunk, am I? nooo my name is drunk and im not Tinsku, see am not drunk, also water is gud drink, it make happy and its liquid, which is gud, and from my train experience I wish it was like this, sadly not, well maybe one day, and also have a nice day, lol congrats if u read this all :3
Bro can you tell what name the movie?
@@Point-ds1rw
(The Polar Express)@@Point-ds1rw
Fun fact : Adidas is a german brand
Fun fact : RED ARMY JUST SLAPPED THE GERMAN ARMY AT WW2
@@TOXIC_BONES well, adidas really is German.
Daniel Savin well the red army really did slap Germany around
@UnicornFischii Russia tried invading Poland alone in 1920 :
Poles : no u
Finland in 1939 :
PERKELE
Seems as Russia cannot invade any one without help
I know сука блять
DID WE ARRIVE IN CHERNOBYL BLYAT
CaptainScout NYET YET COMRAD, WE TAKE MINOR SHORTCUT THROUGH GULAGS IN SIBERIA BLYAT
Royal Hellenic Mapping CYKA
THE TRAIN CRUSHED THE VODKA
0:15 best start XD
this actually makes thin scene much more epic
это на самом деле делает сцену намного более эпической
now we know what sank the Bismarck (in Gopnik universe everything's possible when you have enough vodka)
This is how trains are driven in Russia.
Absolute Sovereign train drive you
Westerns: Is this Lada?
Here in the United States there are eastern spys from russia