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  • Опубликовано: 18 сен 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @cjtoocool4812
    @cjtoocool4812 2 года назад +2855

    How people be like when they're the first one who finish the test:

  • @mmshorts9146
    @mmshorts9146 Год назад +6168

    "That will be 11.99 dollars, sir"
    *gives twelve dollars*
    "Keep the change"

    • @prisoner3136
      @prisoner3136 11 месяцев назад +51

      Underrated.

    • @salj.5459
      @salj.5459 11 месяцев назад +150

      With a wink too

    • @4242
      @4242 11 месяцев назад +288

      "buy yourself something nice"

    • @clutteryguy9747
      @clutteryguy9747 10 месяцев назад +25

      A true gentleman

    • @mennnn972
      @mennnn972 10 месяцев назад +7

      🗿

  • @maxmatthews2032
    @maxmatthews2032 Год назад +7564

    “Alright bro, I’ll be back in 5 minutes.”
    *actually comes back in 5 minutes*

  • @dukejordan8147
    @dukejordan8147 6 месяцев назад +1391

    "Man no one cares about me."
    My white blood cells:

    • @damndaniel333
      @damndaniel333 6 месяцев назад +101

      Jesus Christ enters the chat

    • @dukejordan8147
      @dukejordan8147 6 месяцев назад +8

      @@damndaniel333 Yeah

    • @dukejordan8147
      @dukejordan8147 6 месяцев назад +10

      @@damndaniel333 You know him too?

    • @nguyenuc2365
      @nguyenuc2365 6 месяцев назад +3

      cancer:

    • @someonelikeme848
      @someonelikeme848 5 месяцев назад +23

      @@nguyenuc2365T-killer cell honest reaction: 0:00

  • @mangaomnir7171
    @mangaomnir7171 Год назад +5970

    "How did you know my favorite drink is water?"

  • @fernkai
    @fernkai Год назад +22660

    when the teacher refers your group as a good example

    • @vhs360
      @vhs360 Год назад +176

      fr

    • @CalIunn
      @CalIunn Год назад +258

      When you beat the funny game with the cute ghost and and moth god:

    • @M0T0G0
      @M0T0G0 Год назад +23

      @@CalIunn what game?

    • @CalIunn
      @CalIunn Год назад +58

      @@M0T0G0 the original commenter changed his pfp but it used to be the knight from hollow knight

    • @M0T0G0
      @M0T0G0 Год назад +19

      @@CalIunn thank you very much my good man

  • @MehmetGurbuz26
    @MehmetGurbuz26 2 года назад +10310

    "Yeah i don't play League of Legends. How could you tell ?"

    • @kimyuriqs3193
      @kimyuriqs3193 2 года назад +197

      Same sir very fantastic🧐🤝

    • @BushFlying41
      @BushFlying41 Год назад +557

      I too bully genshin players, how could you tell?

    • @Garland_From_FF1
      @Garland_From_FF1 Год назад +180

      I'm a recovering League addict. Is this my future if I keep on the path towards freedom?

    • @BushFlying41
      @BushFlying41 Год назад +215

      @@Garland_From_FF1 yes brother, redemption is always an option. Yes, it will be hard, but it’s worth it to not listen to 40-yr old cat girls. Goodluck my fellow gamer.

    • @ihatebtskoreanmusicsucks8645
      @ihatebtskoreanmusicsucks8645 Год назад +59

      @@Garland_From_FF1
      Go out in the sun
      Spend time with family and friends
      Chase your goals
      Hit the gym if you have time
      The world is your oyester man 😇
      Good luck

  • @lekevire
    @lekevire 10 месяцев назад +374

    How teachers feel after writing "???" over a wrong answer instead of just writing what the correct answer is:

  • @susanbinladen3550
    @susanbinladen3550 Год назад +2344

    "Sir, how would you like your dino nuggies cooked?"

    • @nickblack7910
      @nickblack7910 Год назад +154

      Medium rare

    • @seanandrews5329
      @seanandrews5329 Год назад

      @@nickblack7910 fuck?

    • @3-kloro-metan140
      @3-kloro-metan140 Год назад +1

      dinı NIGGER cooked

    • @seanandrews5329
      @seanandrews5329 Год назад +9

      @@3-kloro-metan140 lmao

    • @danielawesome36
      @danielawesome36 Год назад +16

      @@nickblack7910 Medium is the only way to go, because literally everything else would be either lacking nutrients or be too undercooked.
      Source: Trust me

  • @D_Law69
    @D_Law69 Год назад +5128

    How i feel when i say "perhaps" instead of "maybe".

    • @atilla1902
      @atilla1902 Год назад +56

      underrated one

    • @kozmoz8179
      @kozmoz8179 Год назад +4

      @@atilla1902 used a lot so no not underrated

    • @JLL_29
      @JLL_29 Год назад +17

      ​@@kozmoz8179 he didnt mean the meme. He meant the comment being underrated, having no replies and barely any likes on the comment the time he typed that.

    • @areallybadname9701
      @areallybadname9701 Год назад +60

      Mayhaps

    • @kozmoz8179
      @kozmoz8179 Год назад +2

      @@JLL_29 yes the comment is used a lot I meant the comment☠️

  • @mexicanlad1114
    @mexicanlad1114 2 года назад +3261

    People who write “for people that don’t get it” and explain the joke to us, be like

    • @tremendousyeet3467
      @tremendousyeet3467 Год назад +278

      People who write FunFacts that actually are interesting pieces of trivia regarding the topic, be like:

    • @sayounsang
      @sayounsang Год назад +89

      @@tremendousyeet3467 Did you know that cats have blood ridges on their fangs to prevent them from losing grip of their prey?

    • @Grag235
      @Grag235 Год назад +108

      @@sayounsang Did you know that turtles will hit anything that’s the color black? That’s because they still think it’s the 1950’s

    • @dienstaghd5815
      @dienstaghd5815 Год назад +46

      @@Grag235 did you know that
      Humans are more likely to believe something when you add in that your source has been approved by scientists and professionals

    • @adambucek7207
      @adambucek7207 Год назад +41

      @@dienstaghd5815 Did you know the Eiffel Tower can be 15 cm taller during the summer because of thermal expansion.

  • @vincentboi7926
    @vincentboi7926 Год назад +2473

    “I lift weights to lift my mom's groceries ”

  • @DollarMouse4341
    @DollarMouse4341 Год назад +25650

    "Yeah, i eat whatever my mother cooks."

    • @CreativeHandleO
      @CreativeHandleO Год назад +209

      Me

    • @matarooni_
      @matarooni_ Год назад +2074

      "Honey could you come help me with the groceries?"
      **Leaves ranked match without explanation**
      "Sure mom."

    • @DollarMouse4341
      @DollarMouse4341 Год назад +198

      @@matarooni_ it's the law!

    • @flawless_Cowboy
      @flawless_Cowboy Год назад

      Hell nah if she cooks pond scum that I'd rather eat dirt 💀💀

    • @jellymatsuryuka6853
      @jellymatsuryuka6853 Год назад +119

      @@matarooni_ tell your teamates why you left before leaving tho

  • @gimmiethemcookies7372
    @gimmiethemcookies7372 Год назад +14037

    Dudes who compliments the opposing team for their gameplay instead of trash talking

    • @TheIndogamer
      @TheIndogamer Год назад +404

      Hello, those are some fine skills you got my team with, may I join this fine gentlemen's club?

    • @JAndre-gb3dm
      @JAndre-gb3dm Год назад +336

      "ngl that was actually fire bro
      I'm not even mad, that was actually awesome"
      -true story on playing tf2
      I'm Playing as a soldier
      and a Pyro deflected my rocket
      And It Was a Direct Hit
      A Freaking Direct Hit
      But he didn't deflect it back
      He used the rocket to rocket jump
      And while mid air he shot a flare then proceeded to glory kill me

    • @JAndre-gb3dm
      @JAndre-gb3dm Год назад +62

      @Scroto Sudato e Oleoso as the wise piss flinging bushman once said
      "professionals have standards"

    • @shady5595
      @shady5595 Год назад +32

      @Scroto Sudato e Oleoso Good. We play to have fun, not to win

    • @thebaseandtriflingcreature174
      @thebaseandtriflingcreature174 Год назад +56

      Dudes who say gg no matter what, even after losing

  • @arandomuser8120
    @arandomuser8120 Год назад +7581

    "Sorry i was afk boys, i was helping my mom" 🍷🗿

    • @horkimsokhour8921
      @horkimsokhour8921 Год назад +161

      understandable, have a good day g

    • @bangganoerisputra9404
      @bangganoerisputra9404 Год назад +183

      "No worries, my guy. A man gotta take care of his mother."

    • @mihawks_pupil
      @mihawks_pupil Год назад +51

      "it's ok bro we assisted you"

    • @builderdude9488
      @builderdude9488 Год назад +67

      “Your good bro we protected you while you were gone”

    • @rez5788
      @rez5788 Год назад +30

      I love how the top of this comment is the "help me do the dishes" and it makes this seems like the continuation

  • @Paragon._.
    @Paragon._. 11 месяцев назад +462

    “To be respected, you must dress respectable”
    - Gus Fring

    • @sametucar9544
      @sametucar9544 6 месяцев назад

      ye 👍

    • @HSTLMLWL
      @HSTLMLWL 6 месяцев назад

      Don't judge a book by it's cover

  • @thattonyguy369
    @thattonyguy369 Год назад +36350

    How I feel when I use dark oak doors in minecraft.

  • @Habibi618
    @Habibi618 Год назад +3046

    “Yes Mother, I will eat my vegetables”

  • @denzo2477
    @denzo2477 2 года назад +18045

    Their taste in fine fashion is rather exquisite 👌🏼

    • @snifey7694
      @snifey7694 Год назад +337

      Indeed, they are all excell their own length for the fabric rather....very cool

    • @thebeing7033
      @thebeing7033 Год назад +24

      One do you mean their taste?

    • @MasterKcoop
      @MasterKcoop Год назад +123

      Mmyeeees indubitably.

    • @iaskedicare6969
      @iaskedicare6969 Год назад +81

      @@N3RO3011 hmm.. yes sir Operativo . Truth spoken ,on thy God. Thou have a blessed day.

    • @Thomas_Angelo
      @Thomas_Angelo Год назад +7

      And music

  • @celestineemilytungka
    @celestineemilytungka Год назад +510

    Dudes who keep trash in pocket:

    • @spicy-z4b
      @spicy-z4b 11 месяцев назад +46

      That’s me, I keep it in there until I find a trash can to throw it in

    • @user-qh7hg9ns9z
      @user-qh7hg9ns9z 7 месяцев назад +11

      I keep it in my bag

    • @MrBrineplays_
      @MrBrineplays_ 7 месяцев назад +8

      I crumple my scratch paper and put it in my pencil case rather than throw it on the floor

    • @tvutilizer
      @tvutilizer 6 месяцев назад

      So you keep yourself in your own pocket?

    • @ZEEEEEEEN
      @ZEEEEEEEN 6 месяцев назад

      Until he found a trash can

  • @Kobra-b1g
    @Kobra-b1g Год назад +22757

    "hey son could you do the dishes?"
    "Sure mom"
    Leaves online ranked match without elaborating

    • @misterblank7795
      @misterblank7795 Год назад +827

      What kind of evil sorcery is that?

    • @AddinRoyale
      @AddinRoyale Год назад +1646

      Mom:*wakes up*

    • @zr_dri
      @zr_dri Год назад +2

      helping your mother is the best solution,after all she carried you for 9 months I'm sure you can help her for at least an hour or two

    • @heresy8383
      @heresy8383 Год назад +325

      A true G.

    • @harcoom
      @harcoom Год назад +43

      Stolen comment from a reply

  • @ThomasTumasyan
    @ThomasTumasyan Год назад +8835

    "You're on that game too much"
    "You're right dad."
    *turns off PC*

    • @RemiGee104
      @RemiGee104 Год назад +191

      🗿

    • @IAMEDGINGRN
      @IAMEDGINGRN Год назад +185

      Alternate ending-
      "You are on that game too much"
      "You are right dad"
      *Kills father*

    • @ThomasTumasyan
      @ThomasTumasyan Год назад +385

      @@IAMEDGINGRN no, sir

    • @IAMEDGINGRN
      @IAMEDGINGRN Год назад

      @@ThomasTumasyan Fuck!!!
      I got ratioed 😭.

    • @Error-dq9wf
      @Error-dq9wf Год назад

      @@IAMEDGINGRNGigachad 🦾🗿

  • @jishanaich674
    @jishanaich674 2 года назад +654

    Dudes who are grinding to make it for the family and provide

    • @HangTran-rw1bn
      @HangTran-rw1bn Год назад +89

      teens who work double jobs to provide for their family

    • @murkydover
      @murkydover Год назад +6

      That’s deep

    • @kythemervenfrancisco3636
      @kythemervenfrancisco3636 Год назад +1

      Deep and at the same time generic
      Kudos

    • @accel4481
      @accel4481 Год назад +1

      @@kythemervenfrancisco3636 tf does that mean

    • @walterwhite4398
      @walterwhite4398 Год назад +2

      @@accel4481 he mean having a happy and stable life is generic

  • @notyouraverageguy1595
    @notyouraverageguy1595 10 месяцев назад +118

    "Hey you want a puff of my vape?"
    "No, but thank you"

  • @Sardaar_G
    @Sardaar_G Год назад +2275

    "Yes, I study for knowledge, not for grades"

    • @TheSafeSword
      @TheSafeSword Год назад +67

      Ight, as a student tryin to get the grades for me to get into my uni, i admit this one is cold

    • @AshabAnan
      @AshabAnan Год назад +13

      How knowing what is power house of the cell help me except getting good grades 😐

    • @Big_bounce_
      @Big_bounce_ Год назад +2

      YES

    • @no-nx3ip
      @no-nx3ip Год назад +3

      @@AshabAnanmitochondria

    • @AshabAnan
      @AshabAnan Год назад +3

      @@no-nx3ip Thanks, you too.

  • @evilrusty1824
    @evilrusty1824 Год назад +5159

    Dudes who don't vape.

  • @Shubbhaaam
    @Shubbhaaam 10 месяцев назад +116

    When the waiter calls you sir:

  • @user-do2sp8hs3i
    @user-do2sp8hs3i Год назад +999

    “LMAO EZ HAHAHA”
    “That was a fun game, you did well”

  • @failureillusion
    @failureillusion 2 года назад +8044

    The maximum charisma the world can achieve without lol

    • @Dark_Slayer3000
      @Dark_Slayer3000 Год назад +207

      League of Legends 🗿

    • @entity5279
      @entity5279 Год назад +118

      i mean honestly you're right, without the use of lol it may help you learn to actually conversate instead of just saying lol in response to everything
      edit:
      "my grandma just died"
      "condolences lol"

    • @tremendousyeet3467
      @tremendousyeet3467 Год назад +47

      Glad someone shares my thoughts about this. It's not always bad, but people keep slamming it senselessly at the end of every comment they make. it sort of started to sound more arrogant than non-chalant. and that's defeating the purpose.

    • @Anthonnnnn
      @Anthonnnnn Год назад +18

      minimum*

    • @tecdc5052
      @tecdc5052 Год назад +14

      @@tremendousyeet3467 yeah lol

  • @godlikeselephants
    @godlikeselephants Год назад +6870

    This feels significantly longer that 57 seconds.

    • @H4VOK_YT
      @H4VOK_YT Год назад +65

      And what's so wrong about that?

    • @Quin10Animates
      @Quin10Animates Год назад +5

      Same

    • @Anti_Brainrot3
      @Anti_Brainrot3 Год назад +288

      @@H4VOK_YThe never said anything wrong about it. Why do you think it’s wrong?

    • @matarooni_
      @matarooni_ Год назад +14

      @@H4VOK_YT i don't think that's what he meant

    • @_altrax
      @_altrax Год назад +8

      @@H4VOK_YTpoopy

  • @alejandrop.s.3942
    @alejandrop.s.3942 Год назад +86

    "I don't believe fear to be an effective motivator".

  • @wulthah8169
    @wulthah8169 Год назад +454

    Freinds who wait for you to tie your shoes:

    • @jellymatsuryuka6853
      @jellymatsuryuka6853 Год назад +17

      I'm a friend who actually tells them to go because I'll catch up to them in no time

    • @crook7493
      @crook7493 Год назад +2

      respect to both of you guys

  • @Karma-qs4gj
    @Karma-qs4gj 2 года назад +9709

    "4 tickets for rise of gru, please."

  • @TheGoldenEgg69
    @TheGoldenEgg69 Год назад +508

    "Yes, I keep the wrappers in my pocket till I find a trash bin"

  • @lukenichols4025
    @lukenichols4025 Год назад +372

    Every gentleman in this video dresses better and classier than 99% of celebrities at the Met Gala

  • @barscanavcisi961
    @barscanavcisi961 Год назад +1970

    0:20 bro is using all of his emotes

  • @Jim_the_cowboy
    @Jim_the_cowboy 2 года назад +824

    dudes who say gg even if they lost

  • @omorcodm7840
    @omorcodm7840 2 года назад +716

    People who revive thier teammates before looting the enemy box in battle royale games:

  • @nn-taleb
    @nn-taleb 10 месяцев назад +152

    When you actually study for a test and do well:

  • @ex320kyt
    @ex320kyt Год назад +560

    People who change their minds when proven wrong:

  • @fadhlan9638
    @fadhlan9638 Год назад +6245

    "That'll be $19.99 sir."
    Dudes who pays $19.99 dollars to the cashier instead of pulling out a fire arm

    • @X3alpha
      @X3alpha Год назад +136

      I can pay $5.69 and that's my final offer. Take it or leave it.

    • @jeliostenjin
      @jeliostenjin Год назад +102

      Double it and give to the next person

    • @vainze
      @vainze Год назад +93

      "Here's 30 buck, go get yourself a lunch"

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked Год назад +31

      @@vainzeinflation ruined any chance of lunch costing $10.01

    • @thediodoin1000
      @thediodoin1000 Год назад +7

      @@Chuked to be fair, a lunch could be a grocery store sandwich

  • @yes7696
    @yes7696 Год назад +6520

    "you survive NNN?"
    "i've been holding this for 7 years"

  • @Gem_Fanuga
    @Gem_Fanuga 7 месяцев назад +25

    How i feel after using "therefore" and "nonetheless" on my essay

    • @Gem_Fanuga
      @Gem_Fanuga 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@MB26535 How i feel after doing your mom

    • @thaleshenry14
      @thaleshenry14 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@MB26535You can't just say perchance.

  • @woobharb
    @woobharb Год назад +10420

    In all seriousness, they all look unironically stunning.

  • @misterwin2393
    @misterwin2393 Год назад +3766

    Drippiest video ever, period

  • @IAmBaldSoWhat
    @IAmBaldSoWhat 2 года назад +7557

    Support/Healer mains be like

    • @isaacjj6261
      @isaacjj6261 2 года назад +342

      Dudes who rush in and Die

    • @isaacjj6261
      @isaacjj6261 2 года назад +271

      dudes who rush in and die only to get resed

    • @04gerd
      @04gerd 2 года назад +91

      Me who only play support for the last 4 years

    • @TheRealTact
      @TheRealTact 2 года назад +10

      😂😂 fax

    • @ShimrraJamaane
      @ShimrraJamaane 2 года назад +59

      Healer mains unite! With our powers combined, our spider-tank is unbreakable!

  • @54F1_
    @54F1_ 2 месяца назад +6

    "No, I Don't smoke or drink like idiots."

  • @K0LZ3NZ
    @K0LZ3NZ Год назад +864

    Me and the boys after realizing homeless people have organs that can be sold:

  • @J09-555
    @J09-555 Год назад +4525

    How I act knowing I am grateful for the life my parents gave me:

  • @willr.1495
    @willr.1495 Год назад +199

    “Why yes, we do in fact give Dora the right directions.”

  • @justins8634
    @justins8634 11 месяцев назад +97

    I feel like we need to stress how difficult it is to pull off a hat like that with the first guy, he kills it

  • @CrackHead001
    @CrackHead001 Год назад +668

    “No thanks, I like water more than other drinks.”

    • @TOG2324
      @TOG2324 Год назад +1

      Haha very funny comment i respect that

    • @CrackHead001
      @CrackHead001 Год назад +1

      @@TOG2324 No

    • @TOG2324
      @TOG2324 Год назад +8

      @@CrackHead001 you can't hide from me

    • @CrackHead001
      @CrackHead001 Год назад +5

      @@TOG2324 no

    • @Crimsonking741
      @Crimsonking741 Год назад +10

      Milk is a sign of a true gentlemen as well.

  • @arusama.
    @arusama. Год назад +345

    "Money doesn't buy happiness"
    Mfs who got rich just to make their parents live a better life:

  • @wiseoaktree486
    @wiseoaktree486 2 года назад +249

    What dapper gentlemen.

  • @TimothyMark7
    @TimothyMark7 Год назад +490

    everyone else: *having to calculate their age*
    meanwhile people born in 2000:

  • @dukejordan8147
    @dukejordan8147 6 месяцев назад +19

    "Aw man I don't have friends. Everyone leaves me."
    Dogs:

    • @flazeflame7372
      @flazeflame7372 2 месяца назад +1

      Dogs are legitimate gifts of god and it just makes me sad knowing some people abuse these beautiful companions

    • @Anonymous426_
      @Anonymous426_ 26 дней назад

      @@flazeflame7372But we domesticated them by stealing young wolf pups and teaching them to not harm humans.

  • @the_ace248
    @the_ace248 Год назад +3689

    Yes, I'd like to purchase ten tickets for Morbius.

    • @leemsvg
      @leemsvg Год назад +67

      Morbius memes in October 2022 💀

    • @Slave-of-the-most-merciful
      @Slave-of-the-most-merciful Год назад +179

      @@leemsvg still funny

    • @thanoos2725
      @thanoos2725 Год назад +110

      @@leemsvg still funnier than you

    • @leemsvg
      @leemsvg Год назад +21

      @@thanoos2725 Thanos pfp in November 2022

    • @happywojak
      @happywojak Год назад +19

      morbius is unironically not that bad ngl, i watched it

  • @GTFirer
    @GTFirer Год назад +4848

    Dudes who don't do drugs, dont drink, have a loving family, a stable job, and a loving wife and kids

    • @Butter7638
      @Butter7638 Год назад

      They're all black, chances of that being true is low

    • @animalover4
      @animalover4 Год назад +167

      Based

    • @Chunkyjalapeno
      @Chunkyjalapeno Год назад +254

      What we all strive for.

    • @HannibalKantter
      @HannibalKantter Год назад

      You're literally like 13 lmfao, you're going to be drinking in 2 years and the worst part, thinking you're cool for doing it 😂

    • @TheMessiahOfThe99Percent
      @TheMessiahOfThe99Percent Год назад +365

      I sold my wife and children for better internet connection (I am global elite 2 on csgo)

  • @woomino1246
    @woomino1246 Год назад +586

    "Son can you take out the trash?"
    "Of course mother"

    • @BatuhanDere
      @BatuhanDere Год назад +17

      Dads who see their son has to bring out 6 bags of trash and then say "i'll do it":

    • @chokasgaming
      @chokasgaming Год назад +4

      Son leaves da home

    • @jaygupta1477
      @jaygupta1477 4 месяца назад

      This sounds like the 17th century

  • @tugboatfan3784
    @tugboatfan3784 7 месяцев назад +28

    0:27 nobody gonna talk about the stone cold kid in bottom left??

  • @MrWonderMuffin
    @MrWonderMuffin Год назад +1238

    Guys who unironically get a glass of milk:

    • @boxmanco.6199
      @boxmanco.6199 Год назад +49

      Good for the bones

    • @YukariAkiyama
      @YukariAkiyama Год назад +82

      @@boxmanco.6199 milk is bad for Dell laptops, though. Learned that the hard way.

    • @abd_h5121
      @abd_h5121 Год назад +10

      @@YukariAkiyama damn man

    • @boxmanco.6199
      @boxmanco.6199 Год назад +39

      @@YukariAkiyama yeah but it doesn’t rlly matter if you eat the laptop after anyways

    • @DaProEgg
      @DaProEgg Год назад +8

      @@YukariAkiyama just drink milk it's tasty

  • @ii_ftw
    @ii_ftw Год назад +1693

    The kids in school who never did drugs meeting up 10 years later:

    • @willr8974
      @willr8974 11 месяцев назад +10

      There’s a lot more successful people doing drugs than you would think

    • @Scarptre
      @Scarptre 11 месяцев назад +82

      @@willr8974After… after

    • @jonasbelrhazi7170
      @jonasbelrhazi7170 11 месяцев назад +119

      @@willr8974just say youre addicted bro 😂

    • @willr8974
      @willr8974 11 месяцев назад +26

      @@jonasbelrhazi7170 I really don’t do drugs I’m just telling you the truth. Poor people can’t afford cocaine

    • @LM-2005
      @LM-2005 11 месяцев назад +1

      I haven't done drugs throughout my life, and I'm only 1/2 into my first year as a young adult.

  • @mjdamian2606
    @mjdamian2606 2 года назад +75

    People who look both ways before crossing the road

  • @ClassicWafflesBreakfast
    @ClassicWafflesBreakfast Год назад +59

    "Man, this games been going so well! surely nothing can ruin it-"
    The well coordinated and armed squad around the corner:

  • @shamelkahar2782
    @shamelkahar2782 Год назад +374

    The Rothschild Family after paying girls to not talk to me:

  • @La_Win69
    @La_Win69 Год назад +97

    Boys when grandma says
    “what a handsome young man”

    • @BeetleDude33
      @BeetleDude33 Год назад +1

      Nice Masayoshi Takanaka pfp

    • @La_Win69
      @La_Win69 Год назад

      @@BeetleDude33 🗿👍

    • @BeetleDude33
      @BeetleDude33 Год назад +1

      @@La_Win69 Ih alá, eu falando em english e o cara é BR.
      Bom gosto musical meu nobre 🍷🗿

    • @La_Win69
      @La_Win69 Год назад

      @@BeetleDude33 tmj meu nobre 🍷🗿

  • @GreenFaceMT
    @GreenFaceMT Год назад +254

    How you feel when you're productive for one day, knowing full well that you're gonna procrastinate for the whole year:

  • @deitymint
    @deitymint 11 месяцев назад +32

    how i feel after writing “therefore” in my essay:

  • @tarosan3252
    @tarosan3252 Год назад +635

    *Dudes who get 7-8 hour sleep*

    • @deletdis6173
      @deletdis6173 6 месяцев назад +2

      Actual facts

    • @gujo4351
      @gujo4351 6 месяцев назад +1

      after always sleeping 8-9h it do feel like that coming to school

  • @nurjahanchowdhury1007
    @nurjahanchowdhury1007 Год назад +295

    "No thank you, I don't smoke."

  • @skinnynikocadoavocado526
    @skinnynikocadoavocado526 Год назад +321

    People who write the number "7" with a line in the middle

    • @tremendousyeet3467
      @tremendousyeet3467 Год назад +36

      This is the best one yet.

    • @MiguelMedV
      @MiguelMedV Год назад +5

      Bro, the fact that I do that since 1st grade and didn't realise until now reading your comment, made me smile so Thank you XD👍🏻⭐...

    • @skinnynikocadoavocado526
      @skinnynikocadoavocado526 Год назад

      @@MiguelMedV i do it aswell

    • @Kareem_King
      @Kareem_King Год назад +3

      Thank you my kind gentleman.

    • @Enfix2509
      @Enfix2509 Год назад +2

      People who didnt write The number four this: (4)

  • @RandomGuy-tc2gf
    @RandomGuy-tc2gf Год назад +25

    "Yeah I actually take care of the people I love. Not toxic, and tells the truth. Like a person should" - Jack normalson

  • @marombeiromirim8043
    @marombeiromirim8043 Год назад +524

    "how were the vegetables dear?"
    "they were great, mommy, as always"

  • @Daltoniss
    @Daltoniss Год назад +1003

    Broo they all look sooo damn clean!

    • @luciddrmr86
      @luciddrmr86 Год назад +25

      It's the power off swag

    • @Xx_NANO_xX
      @Xx_NANO_xX Год назад +11

      @@luciddrmr86 the power of swag is uncontainable

    • @deathrace_hq
      @deathrace_hq Год назад +2

      the power of swag is uncontainable

    • @lobiankk77
      @lobiankk77 Год назад +17

      @@luciddrmr86 the exaggerated swagger of the African American Alpha Male

    • @captain4865
      @captain4865 Год назад +1

      0:36 especially ths dude with dark blue suit and glasses in the middle

  • @spuddsalli8559
    @spuddsalli8559 Год назад +191

    "Why? , yes I put the garbage in my pocket"

    • @newton9863
      @newton9863 Год назад

      @66fire94 my deadass was happy for once than that fucking grammar correction

    • @BVK.
      @BVK. Год назад +10

      "Yeah, I carried my trashes when there's no bin around."

    • @ventrandir
      @ventrandir Год назад +1

      Real man

  • @AlbaniaBall21
    @AlbaniaBall21 9 месяцев назад +20

    Poorest man in Luxembourg be like:

  • @boypenguin9946
    @boypenguin9946 Год назад +896

    Kid: “When I grow up, I want to be an astronaut.”
    God sending down all terminal diseases:

    • @kcryy
      @kcryy Год назад +52

      NAH U WRONG FOR THIS
      💀💀💀💀💀

    • @oshiezz
      @oshiezz Год назад +11

      well it was their destiny, when people die, its because they have served their full purpose in life.

    • @Zarroxius
      @Zarroxius Год назад +49

      @@oshiezz Weird way to see things

    • @ferdiansyahhilmi3016
      @ferdiansyahhilmi3016 Год назад +6

      @@Zarroxius i mean why is it weird it’s the way of live that god intended it to be.

    • @Zarroxius
      @Zarroxius Год назад +26

      @@ferdiansyahhilmi3016 Lets leave it at the fact that I’ve got my opinions and you’ve got yours

  • @OJanimations08
    @OJanimations08 Год назад +770

    My parents: “Hopefully the house stays in good condition while we’re gone…”
    My dogs, criminals, and other organized neighborhood mischief makers:

  • @penguini3222
    @penguini3222 Год назад +450

    dudes who actually uses any heavy class as a shield so the team can rush

    • @comet3969
      @comet3969 Год назад +7

      A very rare sight indeed

    • @prototypegamer2000
      @prototypegamer2000 Год назад +4

      Damn, you got me there since I'm tanking for the bois tho sometimes I lure the boss

  • @Jgfhujnggg23342
    @Jgfhujnggg23342 3 месяца назад +6

    “To whomsoever this message reaches…”

  • @dogeity5231
    @dogeity5231 Год назад +266

    “What a rather delightful evening for us to appreciate the adequate movie Morbius.”

  • @anotherone6713
    @anotherone6713 2 года назад +1312

    Gentlemen in PVZGW2 when they’re a peashooter main but not a pogo pea

    • @Cosmik60
      @Cosmik60 2 года назад +88

      sunflowers who actually heal be like

    • @ReeseJamPiece.
      @ReeseJamPiece. Год назад +9

      Every other class besides Peashooter, Sunflower and Kernel Corn are garbage. The game is broken and never gets fixed. Citron and Chomper get annihilated within 3 seconds, and the only decent Cactus I've played is Citrus.

    • @ghondoshawan5712
      @ghondoshawan5712 Год назад +15

      You have made me want to play that game again. Thanks, I’ve forgotten such a gem existed

    • @Wa1tablack
      @Wa1tablack Год назад +8

      @@ghondoshawan5712 lmao good luck playing with the same people every match

    • @TapiocaMCZ
      @TapiocaMCZ Год назад

      @@Cosmik60 only works in GW1

  • @afox1689
    @afox1689 Год назад +1868

    300 years from now, the men of tomorrow's society will look at pictures of these men in books and wish they could dress this way in casual settings

    • @yush4673
      @yush4673 Год назад +153

      0 years from now actually. I would love to dress this fly everyday.

    • @carlosabundiz6320
      @carlosabundiz6320 Год назад +33

      @@yush4673 no one’s stopping

    • @yush4673
      @yush4673 Год назад

      @@carlosabundiz6320 my bank account is

    • @EmilyKimMartin
      @EmilyKimMartin Год назад +93

      @@carlosabundiz6320 Tbh it is quite expensive

    • @jellymatsuryuka6853
      @jellymatsuryuka6853 Год назад

      @@EmilyKimMartin then work for it

  • @Shreggs
    @Shreggs 6 месяцев назад +25

    This how I feel when I say "For instance" instead of "for example"

  • @Lathaire
    @Lathaire Год назад +121

    Dudes who get the teacher to talk about random life stories for an hour

  • @dollardivision1-2
    @dollardivision1-2 Год назад +26

    “No I don’t play genshin, how could you tell?”

  • @LiterallyRyan_Gosling
    @LiterallyRyan_Gosling Год назад +66

    Grandma: Look at that handsome young man
    Me:

  • @foolishly583
    @foolishly583 Год назад +72

    I workout to look good
    I workout to get the girls
    I workout to help my mom with groceries🍷 🗿

  • @henrycovell4362
    @henrycovell4362 2 года назад +467

    Mfs who are introverts but still try new things be like

    • @tremendousyeet3467
      @tremendousyeet3467 Год назад +75

      People who are Introverts but still have great social skills be like

    • @Lucid_high09
      @Lucid_high09 Год назад +4

      Ambiverts im one of em

    • @bigdaddybuttmaster69
      @bigdaddybuttmaster69 Год назад +9

      people who say any word that ends with verts should get beat up

    • @reallyded
      @reallyded Год назад +30

      @@bigdaddybuttmaster69 slovert :trollFace:

    • @GorillaFan_32
      @GorillaFan_32 Год назад +14

      @@bigdaddybuttmaster69 revert:

  • @anponmon
    @anponmon Год назад +817

    "good game bro. I'm impressed on how well you played. But a lesson to be learnt here is that you should practice your aim, and learn from your mistakes. anyways, have a nice day man."

    • @thelocalfbiagent8073
      @thelocalfbiagent8073 Год назад

      69 nice

    • @lite7242
      @lite7242 Год назад +33

      🗿🍷

    • @hotsauce1853
      @hotsauce1853 Год назад +5

      😢❤😊

    • @Parky64
      @Parky64 Год назад +13

      A phenomenal end of round compliment.

    • @cent5399
      @cent5399 Год назад +13

      you have encouraged me to leave constructive criticism at the end of some matches no matter the outcome. See you in game

  • @xXMyGODSENPAIXx
    @xXMyGODSENPAIXx Год назад +110

    Types of men who tell you to reload before picking max ammo

  • @afikkusan
    @afikkusan 11 месяцев назад +26

    Me when I say "I appreciate your kindness with great pleasure" instead of "thanks"

  • @bananafone1414
    @bananafone1414 2 года назад +164

    men who pee sitting down and shid standing up

  • @_Rvby.
    @_Rvby. Год назад +93

    *"Teacher: Who's volunteering to move the chairs?"*
    *Me and the boys:*

  • @velyth9979
    @velyth9979 Год назад +3456

    Their fathers would be proud if they could recognize them

  • @lennys.1263
    @lennys.1263 10 месяцев назад +81

    people who dare to defecate at school:

    • @lekevire
      @lekevire 9 месяцев назад +7

      I did once. I was scared at first but I ended up surviving. I lived to tell the tale.

    • @GolfcuBebe
      @GolfcuBebe 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@lekevirethe legend

    • @antoninus7600
      @antoninus7600 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@lekevireFellow survivor 🗿🍷

    • @ceoatianaamber2265
      @ceoatianaamber2265 4 месяца назад +1

      Gotta make sure to mark your territory 🍷🗿

  • @justyorruuuu
    @justyorruuuu Год назад +200

    "8 tickets for barbie, please"

  • @ErrNOT
    @ErrNOT Год назад +66

    That one person who saves a grenade instead of throwing it at the start of the match:

    • @BatuhanDere
      @BatuhanDere Год назад +1

      Dude who dont launch their grenades at enemy spawn immedalitely after the match starts

    • @ErrNOT
      @ErrNOT Год назад

      @@BatuhanDere totally not me at the start of the match

  • @LBLC49
    @LBLC49 Год назад +24

    “One Happy Meal, please”

  • @khalilmuqoddas4242
    @khalilmuqoddas4242 Год назад +17

    Dudes who make their bed right after wake up in the morning