@@whywhyyouaresohorny8225 I think it's just concerning the time period. Although I agree with you, the 3 empires you mentioned were centuries apart from one another while Britain, France and Spain all rose and prospered in the same time period and to put it simply all said, "haha colonization go brrr."
@@cavejohnson7233 well the reasons why i said those are the 3 greatest is becuase ; Britian : the bigest by land which even sun never set on it Mongol : bigest conquest not colonies they literaly had the bigest conquest in human history . Persia : over ruled between 43% 57% of human papulation all in and out of it's borders which makes it the most dominant Empire in human history .
Jonathan: "Sunlight Yellow Overdrive" Joseph: "Your next line will be" Jotaro: "Yare Yare" Josuke: "What did you say to my hair" Goirono: "I, Have a dream"
@@AureliusLaurentius1099 Galileo was put under house arrest for insulting the pope (which is retarded in its own right, but this was pretty standard back then) not for saying the geocentric model was wrong.
And then he raised his hands and cried out "Wamuu!" with incredible vigor. Then he lay the tips of his fingers upon the statues and thus he spoke, "Awaken mine masters". Then a great rumble emerged from the Earth as the statues revealed two more remarkably muscular men. They emerged and posed with such immense power that light itself seemed to warp around them.
Never forget the day that brave Sir Joseph of house Joestar of York, with the help of Sir Stroheim of the Holy Roman Empire, pushed Karriages out of the border of the flat Earth
Noble Esidisi: "Oh?" Brave Joseph: "Why are thou smiling?" "Is there a reason?" Noble Esidisi: "The next thing thou shall sayeth is: i will wipeth that smirk from thy visage" Brave Joseph: I will wipeth that smirk from thy visa..."
"Thou proceedly sayeth "doth thou plan tis, JoJo?"" "Doth thou plan tis, JoJo?" Alas, the mighty lord Kars hath blasted away to unknown region and stopeth thinketh
Kars: Whammu. What does it look like over there? Whammu: Well, these humans seem to have traveled a little bit of the path to advanced living, but they're still miles behind anything we could ever produce. Esidisi: I must say, they make some pretty good music for their time
Sir Wamuu: I have nay regrets. I'm glad I was able to witness thy growth as a warrior. Perchance.... The reason I lived all these thousands of years, was so that I couldst meet thou at the end. Farewell to thou, warrior JoJo.
@@TheSeperatistConfederacy The Spanish Inquisition didn't believe in witches for the same reason the Catholic Church didn't believe in witches. They regarded it as northern superstition.
@@ElliotKeaton yep In Spain it was mostly Jews charged for writing against Jesus or people attempting schism from within the monasteries were the ones who were brought to the inquisition.
@@somuchtocook9159 True, sadly centuries of political propaganda and religious rivalry with the British crown and the french revolutionaries made them have a bad rep. Spain was pretty socially advanced by the time too, they also had a hell of a judicial system that almost left no place for corruption (judges had literally no social life by state law and weren't allowed to have families) and they also had native Americans and Africans who escaped the Portuguese slave trade in their high positions of power. Some say they were really close to have a black or native american king before France took over the Spaniard crown, it could've been great as an example of a post-racial Empire if it wasn't for Napoleon.
@@ThefrenziedMercuryChristmas plays. In the Middle Ages, they will do a play every Christmas of the 3 kings bearing Gifts who will parade through the Streets accompanied by Music to come to the manger
@@sorbetcitron6783 imagined if JoJo bazzar adventure put Jesus in there series And then if he dies everyone is sad and hopeless until he comes back after 3 days
@@hello-gx6oi Jesus was in he Jojo manga lol. To top it off in the middle east names are done differently. its First name then name of the father so Jesus would of been called Joshua Bin Joseph. Jesus was literally a Jojo lol
"Thy utter fool! Germanic craft'manship is thee utmost in ZA WARUDO" Edit: YOU UTTER FOOL, YOU EXPECTED IT TO BE A THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK, BUT IT WÀS I, GIORNO GIOVANNA,, AND I HAVE A ... . . . . . . . *KILLER QUEEN HAD ALREADY TOUCHED THE READ MORE BUTTON*
Pointless fact of the day: the pillar men interacted with ancient Mexican civilisations such as the Toltecs and Olmecs while the Aztecs actually originate from the modern day United States not Mexico. The Aztecs merely used some masks to become powerful.
@@josephstalin7003 oh that makes so much more sense. I was trying to cram the time line with the aztecs because it's what they mention in the show. But it could have been interesting if they had included the cabezas olmecas as well
Governor of Londinium, Ioseph Iostellare, sets off to the journey with his good friend, Celer Plaustrum. In Rome, they meet up with a man named Caesar Anthonius Zeppelius and together three of them go toinvestigate three weird statues that were found recently...
Magistrate or Governor*, not Senator. Joseph/Ioseph is already a Latin name. Their names would've actually been Ioseph Iostellare, Celer Plaustrum, and Caesar Antonius Zeppelius.
Joseph Jostare from the land of Britannia has been sent on a quest by Arthur King of the britans to slay 3 archdevils Karsikus the devil of light,the demiurge Esidisio,who holds dominion over flame Whamusio,the dragon of the harsh winds Joining forces with sir Joseph is Caesar Zeppelius,a magician from the south lands of rome who wields powerful orbs of magic aswell as lady Liza,a gypsy snake charmer,lastly theres Rodülf of Stroheim,a Germanic walking siege engine,armed with his blade passed down to him by his grand father and his trusty repeating crossbow,sir Joseph must defeat the archdevils from the strange land far to the west and win the favor of lady Suzana Q
But before fighting the 3 archdevils, sir Joseph encountered a secret one, his name was Santius, spawn of the Earth , While weaker than the other three, Santius possed a major threat to sir Joseph.
@@RPG13Gamer A great Ottoman Emperor. He persided over the Ottoman golden age. He's known in the west as Suleiman the Magnificent, while in his empire he was known as Suleiman Al Kanuni, the Lawgiver. Pretty alright monarch, though not nearly as chad as his father, Selim the Grim, or as thad as his great-grandfather, Mehmed the Conqueror.
You know, the Pillar men were probably active around the middle ages since they seem to wake every one in a while, they prolly killed some medieval hamon warriors
If a musician time travelled and played this, he could've legit passed it as some kind of an eastern melody he learned on a piligrimage, because noone would believe something like JoJo would be made
In 13th century, the Aztec Empire invaded Papal States. The three generals of the Aztec Empire, Esidisi, Wammu, and Kars, fought bravely with Ceasar, the leader of the Pope Guards, Stroheim, the commander of the Teutonic Order, and Joseph Jostar, the English ranger. During the battle, they successfully killed Ceasar, but Esidisi and Wammu also sacrificed. Kars fought with Joseph and Stroheim, and was finally defeated by the their dirty tricks. The deeds of Kars and others were sung by the Aztec army and compiled into this theme.
Joeseph: you're wrong Caesar I do have a special technique! Wamuu:hmm? Joeseph:my hamon lute! *music starts* Wammu: Lord kars, Lord Esidisi! Look at this! *starts dancing*
![The Pillar Men Awaken - Full Scene [HD]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/LwsIHG-vLOQ/mqdefault.jpg)
“The next thing thou shall sayeth is, “Was this part of thou plan, Jojo?”
"Nay, it was not, but the very notion shall drive thee mad, Lord kars!"
This is beautiful
Some Man that is beautiful too
Nay! 'Twas I, Dio!
Soon, lord kars cease thoth.
"I shall wed thee with mine own ring. Prithee, guess where it shall go. A hint for thee: not on thine finger."
medieval cock ring
@@justlurking6529 bruh
@@justlurking6529 O' NAYYYY!!
Holiest shitteth
Just Lurking nice
When the Pillar men wake up a few centuries too early:
Then they would’ve won lol
Pillar men : Ez victory LmAo
90 years*
MONGOL WARFARE IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD!
Then imagine a Medivial Joseph lol
Rest of the world : exists
Britain , France and Spain :
@Get your ass Back here hayato yea Portugal is Santana
Well yes but actually no . More like britain persia and mongolia (these were the 3 greatest empire in human history)
@@whywhyyouaresohorny8225 I think it's just concerning the time period. Although I agree with you, the 3 empires you mentioned were centuries apart from one another while Britain, France and Spain all rose and prospered in the same time period and to put it simply all said, "haha colonization go brrr."
@@whywhyyouaresohorny8225 you forget the spanish empire
@@cavejohnson7233 well the reasons why i said those are the 3 greatest is becuase ;
Britian : the bigest by land which even sun never set on it
Mongol : bigest conquest not colonies they literaly had the bigest conquest in human history .
Persia : over ruled between 43% 57% of human papulation all in and out of it's borders which makes it the most dominant Empire in human history .
"The 1300's get any worse"
3 dark rats:
you again
oh hi, its you
RUclips just puts your comments at the top
you again
Oh no😂
Guy from the middle ages:
"Man my leg is kind of swollen"
Plague doctors:
Lolololol 🤣
Hey woman, fetch me my leg
@Helder Señoron Yeah, some random girls on tik tok keep saying: _omY GOd 2020 iS liTTeraly ThE wORsT year ever_
I diagnose you with “UrDedDisease”
CHOP
Pillar men:We are the ultimate lifeforms
Joseph Joestar: Huh?What is that?I can't hear you!
Screaming Shiza might’ve done a number to his ears
Jonathan: "Sunlight Yellow Overdrive"
Joseph: "Your next line will be"
Jotaro: "Yare Yare"
Josuke: "What did you say to my hair"
Goirono: "I, Have a dream"
Hunter of Darkness
No Jonathan says
*”SHUUUUUUUUUUUU”*
@@drizeanbustee SUNLIGHTU YELLOW OBADURAIBO
@@hunterofdarkness8329 Jolyne: Yare Yare Dawa
Johnny: Arigato, Gyro
Josuke8: SOFTAN AND WETTO
This could perfectly be a pokemon mystery dungeon theme
Three Machokes flex and pose until they suddenly evolve into Machamps before the Rescue Team's very eyes!
This comment got me 🤣🤣🤣
Regigigas : *exists*
Regirock, regice and registeel :
Th
REGICE, AWAKEN MY REGIS ITS TIME TO ANHIALATE THIS MERE TEAM!
"What if the sun was in the middle and not the earth lmao"
The church:
The Church: Sorry I don’t speak sinner
Actually, heliocentricism wasn't persecuted, it was just that it is the equivalent to a fringe theory as there is no exact way to prove it
@@AureliusLaurentius1099 Nicholas Kopernicus would like to have a word with you
@@AureliusLaurentius1099 Galileo was put under house arrest for insulting the pope (which is retarded in its own right, but this was pretty standard back then) not for saying the geocentric model was wrong.
Nice me is the 666th comment
And then he raised his hands and cried out "Wamuu!" with incredible vigor. Then he lay the tips of his fingers upon the statues and thus he spoke, "Awaken mine masters". Then a great rumble emerged from the Earth as the statues revealed two more remarkably muscular men. They emerged and posed with such immense power that light itself seemed to warp around them.
Funniest sh*t I've ever seen
Impressive, you're a writer?
@@Eliras24 No, just British.
@@iagree266 hmm
@@iagree266 In Just A Pancakes voice (from his Kingdom Hearts 2 video):
"Everything makes sense now"
"Teutonic Order's Technology is thy Worlds Finest"
-Von Stroheim
“Thou utter knave!”
This makes me chuckle
JA
Poland and Lithuania in the background: AYAYAYAY
HOLY ROMAN TECHNOLOGY IS THE BEST IN THE WORLD
Never forget the day that brave Sir Joseph of house Joestar of York, with the help of Sir Stroheim of the Holy Roman Empire, pushed Karriages out of the border of the flat Earth
Also don't forget noble Sir Caesar of house Zeppeli, who sacrificed his life to make this victory possible.
@@exaid0556 We must never forget Sir Caesar
KARRIAGES
FLAT EARTH
neither holy, nor roman, nor an empire
Kars: proceeds to play lisa Lisa's legs like the harpsacord.
Here's the video m.ruclips.net/video/HfEvJek-cS4/видео.html
MALUS MALUS Lmao linking London Yellow is always good
Or a lute
"yeah spread'em"
"I-I mean how dare you torment the lady villain"
"viiing. Viing Viing viiiing"
2020 Can't get any worse.
3 weird statues at italy:
German: with their technology
@@DXM339 Sekaichiiiii!!!
Italians: with weird spaghetti
*in
“At” Italy lmaoo
Noble Esidisi: "Oh?"
Brave Joseph: "Why are thou smiling?"
"Is there a reason?"
Noble Esidisi: "The next thing thou shall sayeth is: i will wipeth that smirk from thy visage"
Brave Joseph: I will wipeth that smirk from thy visa..."
I AM THE ALMIGHTY 69TH LIKE
OH MY HOLY ONE!!!!!!
"Th-thou stolen mine trick!"
“That art mine own tricketh!”
I am the 287 like... INFINITY, AWAKE THEE THY MASTERS!!!
This isn’t just ascended, This is AWAKENED
Was that a jojo's reference
@@warwolver5359 are you a jojo reference?
This is AWOKEN
Enlightened*
Nope, it’s ascended, because then it will be a Hollo Knight and a JoJo reference
Reminds me of Advol's theme lmao. Subbed.
MOHAMMED AVODORU!!!
👍🏿👎🏿👍🏿👎🏿👍🏿👎🏿
tch, tch... MUHHAMED AVDOL!?!?
Y E S I A M !
MAGICIAN DEAD
Nathaniel Satya Thank you i haven’t laughed that long in a while you made my day
"Thou proceedly sayeth "doth thou plan tis, JoJo?""
"Doth thou plan tis, JoJo?"
Alas, the mighty lord Kars hath blasted away to unknown region and stopeth thinketh
@Zack Smith _BRRRRRRRAKAMONOGA_
"Stopeth thinketh", lol
nyasar ngab?
"Bruh-eth"
* the almighty chariot
If this isn't played in my funeral i wouldn't get up anymore
Bye then
@@sontalks wait what-
I will wake up with u fellow pillar man.
Yare yare
Jotaro Kujo I feel ya, good grief.
Thine maiden is nary but a pawn, which I shalt use to checkmate thee!
*Strum strum, strum strum strum*
Why do I know exactly what tune you're trying to do there
*S T R U M M E T H*
So you're saying that you're "strumming" a woman to prove me wrong?
Where is this refrence from ?
Learning Through Pain When Kars strummed LisaLisas leg like a guitar, only the commenter said it in more medieval esque prose i guess
"AWAKEN, MINE SIRES!"
Kars: Whammu. What does it look like over there?
Whammu: Well, these humans seem to have traveled a little bit of the path to advanced living, but they're still miles behind anything we could ever produce.
Esidisi: I must say, they make some pretty good music for their time
n a n i ?
*_URUSAI, TEME!!!_*
Sir Wamuu:
I have nay regrets. I'm glad I was able to witness thy growth as a warrior. Perchance.... The reason I lived all these thousands of years, was so that I couldst meet thou at the end. Farewell to thou, warrior JoJo.
Ser Wamuu, the goodesth of the Pillar Fellows.
Rest in peace Sir *SHIAZER*
Jojo the second.
@@donovanroundtree524 you mean "Sir Chezar"
Someone living in 1819: "There will be no longer plague again!"
1820, 1920 and 2020:
20 is the cursed number
curse of the 20's
@@bluscout1857 just like 4
Damn 😂
1820, *1918, 2020
We need bardcore propaganda(stroheim's theme)
Ye olde nazi
The lyrics are already in german so its perfect
He won't be German but likely a German citystate knight xD like Ulm
Rod Ah yes, the strongest state in the HRE! Shame they didn’t get to conquer the world.
*Thou utter simpleton!*
*The craftsmanship of the Teutons is number one in the world!*
Random woman: *does cool card trick*
The entire village:
@@TheSeperatistConfederacy The Spanish Inquisition didn't believe in witches for the same reason the Catholic Church didn't believe in witches. They regarded it as northern superstition.
Keaton which is true
@@ElliotKeaton yep
In Spain it was mostly Jews charged for writing against Jesus or people attempting schism from within the monasteries were the ones who were brought to the inquisition.
Tornado they were actually more reasonable than the rest of Europe though. It was the basis for more modern searches
@@somuchtocook9159 True, sadly centuries of political propaganda and religious rivalry with the British crown and the french revolutionaries made them have a bad rep.
Spain was pretty socially advanced by the time too, they also had a hell of a judicial system that almost left no place for corruption (judges had literally no social life by state law and weren't allowed to have families) and they also had native Americans and Africans who escaped the Portuguese slave trade in their high positions of power. Some say they were really close to have a black or native american king before France took over the Spaniard crown, it could've been great as an example of a post-racial Empire if it wasn't for Napoleon.
Crusaders: "We are going to protekth thy holy land!"
3 Saracen Kings:
Saladin, Nurad Ad-Din Zengid, and Kilic Arslan? I can dig that.
The most accurate comment by far
Crusaders: DEUS VULT
Saracens: Reverse Uno Card
Lmao
IMMERSION
Jesus : is born
The three kings :
Awaken my treasures!
Ur corpse, Jesus, bring em here
What is the link beetwen Jesus and Middle ages in this context?
@@ThefrenziedMercuryChristmas plays. In the Middle Ages, they will do a play every Christmas of the 3 kings bearing Gifts who will parade through the Streets accompanied by Music to come to the manger
Me:sleeping
Video: uploaded on 12:AM
My brother: Awaken my brothers
I have awakened
You two look different
WHAT IS GOING ON HERE
12:AM? What?
*jojos pose*
Literally all of Asia and the Middle East: vibing
The Mongols:
No.not all
@@iamgreatalwaysgreat8209 yes. Yes at all.
An actual great comment
Japan: BAKAMONOGAAAAA!!!
@@michellevillanueva4709 Korea after a priest kills the mongolian leader:giornos theme plays
Your next line is, "Do Stroheim's Theme next plz."
Amazing work on all of these songs tho
Do Stroheim's Theme next plz.
sam dabboi M-MASAKA!
Do the Stroheim's Theme nex- *huh?*
Do Strohiem’s Theme next pls. N-NANI?
DO stroheims theme next pl- MASAKA!
If you do the Oingo Boingo Brothers ED i will literally be so happy
OH YES PLEASE
Nah, Hol Horse and Boino is where it's at
Nobody:
Not a single soul:
Me seeing the Pillarmen in this video not buff: *visible confusion*
part 5 part 2 pillar men don't exist, they can't hurt you.
part 5 part 2 pillar men:
And fully clothed
As of now, there is one dislike. Joseph hasn’t used his Alts yet.
Now theres Joseph, Caesar, Lisa Lisa, Loggings, Meshina and Caesar's dad
@Opecuted now Stroheim too
And now there’s Suzi Q
Don't forget Mark, he probably disliked this too.
Kira queen, has already touched that dislike button, Joseph.
Woman: *Makes simple magic trick*
Church:
Woman: 2+2=4
@@kyrios0307 sssSSsSORCERAY
kyrios0307 BURN HERRRR
Activate blazing king mode.
a WitCh!!
*Jesus is born*
Everyone: "It's just a normal Baby being born, nothing special"
The 3 Wise Men:
Oh no i imagined
Jesus when he comes back from the dead:
@@sorbetcitron6783 imagined if JoJo bazzar adventure put Jesus in there series
And then if he dies everyone is sad and hopeless until he comes back after 3 days
@@hello-gx6oi Jesus was in he Jojo manga lol. To top it off in the middle east names are done differently. its First name then name of the father so Jesus would of been called Joshua Bin Joseph. Jesus was literally a Jojo lol
Jesus: **got crucified**
Also Jesus 3 days later:
"Thy utter fool! Germanic craft'manship is thee utmost in ZA WARUDO"
Edit: YOU UTTER FOOL, YOU EXPECTED IT TO BE A THUNDER CROSS SPLIT ATTACK, BUT IT WÀS I, GIORNO GIOVANNA,, AND I HAVE A ...
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*KILLER QUEEN HAD ALREADY TOUCHED THE READ MORE BUTTON*
Imperial
Holy Roman?
More like holy roman
Teutonics baby
r/Ihadastroke
Last time I was this early the crusade succeeded
"2020 has only three months left"
THE THREE MONTHS:
two months now, we can do this
Someone finished off October (Esidisi)
Only wamuu and kars are left, we can do this
December (Kars): Awaken 32th December!
@@KarlDaniMY more like one giant meteor back to earth?
Can you do this in Aztec style so that we know what the original pillarmen theme was?
I'll put this in my list of weird music projects for when I'm bored and let you know haha
I never thought about it, but now I want to hear it.
Pointless fact of the day: the pillar men interacted with ancient Mexican civilisations such as the Toltecs and Olmecs while the Aztecs actually originate from the modern day United States not Mexico. The Aztecs merely used some masks to become powerful.
@@josephstalin7003 oh that makes so much more sense. I was trying to cram the time line with the aztecs because it's what they mention in the show. But it could have been interesting if they had included the cabezas olmecas as well
Do it man I wanna heard that
When you forgot to turn off Sunset Invasion.
I once put it on random and they invaded 5 yrs into my game
sabunkompas They somehow invaded me with an Emperor possesed and that was family of Muhammed, and all of his family was Muslim xD
I was so angry the first time that happened to me
Edward the Confessor: I will decide who will be the next king!
*Harold Godwinson, Harald Hardrada and William of Normandy:*
gut meme my friend
Governor of Londinium, Ioseph Iostellare, sets off to the journey with his good friend, Celer Plaustrum. In Rome, they meet up with a man named Caesar Anthonius Zeppelius and together three of them go toinvestigate three weird statues that were found recently...
Underrated
Magistrate or Governor*, not Senator.
Joseph/Ioseph is already a Latin name.
Their names would've actually been Ioseph Iostellare, Celer Plaustrum, and Caesar Antonius Zeppelius.
@@every_username_is_taken Oh my bad i was being careless
@@every_username_is_taken Fixed it
Ah yes, Iosephus Iostellare's best friend and mentor, um...
_Consults a scribbled note_
Robertus Celerplaustrum
When you're worshipping at the temple then suddenly the statues start moving
😂😂😂 this is best comment I've seen so far
They just tryna change positions
Lol
SIR JOJO, POSSESE THY LAST OF MY HAMON!
Knight Ceaser: ( *gets crushed by Cross shaped rock* )
SHIIIIZZZAAAAA
Kars: ESIDISI! Vampire masks but to yee horses!
Esidisi: OOOOOOOOOH!
Lmao! I love that comic xD
I love the reference
It would have been funnier if you wrote it like vampyre, because that's the title of the "first vampire book"
Thanks, Riverdude.
Thank you.
*Everybody gangsta until the mexican kid in class starts posing*
Nice
Are the pillar men Mexican I thought they where Aztec
Well, the ancient Aztec empire was located in the region which is now the south region of Mexico
Yuri Alexandre oh makes sense
True and confirm as mexican, Aztec culture is in South Mexico
Crusaders: "It's been 88 years, I guess the Holy Land truly belongs to Christianity"
Saladin:
Joseph Jostare from the land of Britannia has been sent on a quest by Arthur King of the britans to slay 3 archdevils
Karsikus the devil of light,the demiurge
Esidisio,who holds dominion over flame
Whamusio,the dragon of the harsh winds
Joining forces with sir Joseph is Caesar Zeppelius,a magician from the south lands of rome who wields powerful orbs of magic aswell as lady Liza,a gypsy snake charmer,lastly theres Rodülf of Stroheim,a Germanic walking siege engine,armed with his blade passed down to him by his grand father and his trusty repeating crossbow,sir Joseph must defeat the archdevils from the strange land far to the west and win the favor of lady Suzana Q
Ever just pulled a repeating crossbow from your cloak to kill a demon in a tavern?
But before fighting the 3 archdevils, sir Joseph encountered a secret one, his name was
Santius, spawn of the Earth ,
While weaker than the other three, Santius possed a major threat to sir Joseph.
josephus jostare
How grave an error of thine, to forget the most favorable lad: Roberticus, Earl Of Swift-Carriage!
@@nrggvrn5576 I love the Jojo Fandom
This is truly a golden experience
A beautiful duwang.
"When you actually opened the Mummy Tomb"
Mummy:
Remember those three were under a Roman ruin.
It's possible that some medieval guy discover then wake them up.
Knights boasting about how invincible they are:
Three rats:
And the one flea
@@lism8914 Santanna of the Skies
And the three statues...
Europe: "Oh god everyone's dying of disease, but we can handle it right?"
Suleiman:
Who Suleiman ?
RPG13Gamer ottoman emperor or something
@@RPG13Gamer A great Ottoman Emperor. He persided over the Ottoman golden age. He's known in the west as Suleiman the Magnificent, while in his empire he was known as Suleiman Al Kanuni, the Lawgiver. Pretty alright monarch, though not nearly as chad as his father, Selim the Grim, or as thad as his great-grandfather, Mehmed the Conqueror.
RPG13Gamer look up the Islamic golden age in general. Pretty dope time. Until... The Mongolians came along... RIP Baghdad House of Wisdom...
@@someorclad9738 He's the one with the onion hat, right?
The Balkans and Hungary: minding their own business
The Ottoman empire:
Whats poland then?
Robert Harris Joseph Joestar, obviously; peeking on its mom in the tub, screaming as the church gets rekt, then somehow crushing the ottomans
The Squished you mean the true commonwealth
Kars: The King
Wham: The Rook
Esidisi: The Bishop
Joseph: the drag queen
Santana: The Knight
@@bhill7053 no wonder kars got mated
Bormin Clase the pawn
@@ipadair7345 Nah , the pawn is the weakling of Staizo
"And thus, Lord Kars of thy Pillar men has stopped thinking."
*AWAKEN THINE LORDS!"*
Dope af photo cover
I'll admit I spent far too long trying to edit their hair and caps onto this image, but it was all worth it for the memes
@@nicholasthebard-animemusic7478 perfection in every way possible
@@nicholasthebard-animemusic7478 keep it up man. Liked and subbed
" Rise from thou slumber, mine lords!"
When thy educator requests the men of the most formidable height in the room of learning to fetch something with many pounds
The Vikings Conquering everything in europe: Is there anyone that can stop us?
King Alfred The Great:
"after many moons, Karriage ceased his pondering."
You know, the Pillar men were probably active around the middle ages since they seem to wake every one in a while, they prolly killed some medieval hamon warriors
Turkey: holds siege at Vienna
the Winged Hussars:
This legit sounds like someone would've played this back then.
some disease in the year 1400: **ends**
people: woohoo!
The plague:
The plague- Ho ho
The plague happened in the 1300s
Wife: fails go give birth to a male heir
Henry VIII:
If a musician time travelled and played this, he could've legit passed it as some kind of an eastern melody he learned on a piligrimage, because noone would believe something like JoJo would be made
"Beat a hastily retreat, Ser Smokey"
- Lord Joseph of House Joestar
“Hark, Sir of Pillar, Wamuu! I, Joseph of House Joestar, wast the first to injureth thee. Giveth me a month, and I shalt slayeth thee!”
In 13th century, the Aztec Empire invaded Papal States. The three generals of the Aztec Empire, Esidisi, Wammu, and Kars, fought bravely with Ceasar, the leader of the Pope Guards, Stroheim, the commander of the Teutonic Order, and Joseph Jostar, the English ranger. During the battle, they successfully killed Ceasar, but Esidisi and Wammu also sacrificed. Kars fought with Joseph and Stroheim, and was finally defeated by the their dirty tricks. The deeds of Kars and others were sung by the Aztec army and compiled into this theme.
"Wammuth!"
"Halt from thine slumber, my masters!"
That moment when the Aztec Gods of Fitness came to Medieval Europe
Also if you play this at 1.25 it does sound pretty menacing 👍
Merchant: *Insults the land's king once*
The entire village population showing up:
Subtitles : [ *Laughter* ]
[ *Music* ]
Me: *suddenly scared*
Oh my lord i do not expect this to exist this early, appreciate your effort to convert the vibe.
Next thou shalt exclaim, "Pray, was this also woven into the fabric of thy grand design, JoJo, as all else hath been?"
I love how simple their designs look lol and their hair is perfect
Amazing as always . Keep it up
This sounds straight out of age of empires, oh the nostalgia.
Julius Caesar: I feel a great disturbance and it’s not knives
“And it’s not knives” 😂😂
*"DOTH THOU THINKETH THAT THOU CAN RESTRAIN ME WITH THY FEEBLE TORCHES?"*
DIO: *dies*
Father Poochy and his stand Yoshi's Woolly World:
Isn't it over heaven
@@Gaming_Hub_UK bruh
@@FlintandStone1 bruh
@Abhinav_08 bruh
@@Gaming_Hub_UK Bruh
Demon: theres only 3 people left in the world what can they do.
The three people:
"Thou hast lain dormant for far too long. IT IS TIME FOR THE AWAKENING, OH MASTERS!"
Germany: yeah, we should be able to win
Italy getting ready to switch:
Joeseph: you're wrong Caesar I do have a special technique!
Wamuu:hmm?
Joeseph:my hamon lute! *music starts*
Wammu: Lord kars, Lord Esidisi! Look at this! *starts dancing*
Kars:"what rubbish"
Esidisi: those some good moves.
Ceasar: jojo! You're going to get us killed!
Joseph: *runs away*
Esidisi: *proceeds to dance as well*
Saladin: "Finally the heathens are defeated and Jerusalem is ours!"
Richard, Louis, Barbarossa:
This song was...... MADE IN HEAVEN
The Pillar Men from the anime: Who are you?
The Pillar Men from Medieval times: I'm you, but better and older.
If you think about it, these one are younger
@@lauriemulsman9267 if you actually think about it if they met they would be the same age
And if you really think about it they're literally the same person
I made this as a joke, why does this keep happening?
James Young *BECAUSE*
Finally!!!
RUclips not recommend this 6 years later
The pillar men before having 2000 years of sleep on a wall
This song: *starts*
Europian clergymen who live across the northeren viking clans: *chuckles* I'm in danger.
Someone : 2020 cant be worse
That 3 pillar in a cave somewhere :
"...and eventually, kars ceased bethinking."
This makes it sound even more Egyptian than it already did
Using this for my D&D campaign when introducing the main villain on god
Native Americans existing:
The British, French, and Spanish:
And dutch
Portugal is always forgotten.
And Swedish
persia was also one of the strongest empires
@@pitaia746 The unseen blade is the deadliest.
When the Ottoman Empire comes back for round 2