This isn't related to the idols. :v Just couldn't upload the idol video now because of time constraints. The next idol video will hopefully be up on Wednesday this week.
Fun mental image: Every choir chant exclamation, grunt, and shout is the entire Custodes force bare chested striking poses in a massive auditorium as training.
@@banann_ducc It's a series called "If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device", which is a fan-made series based on the Warhammer 40k franchise. Hope this helps a tad!
The fact that Alfabusa and Stringstorm support each other on patreon is hilarious to me as I imagine it's just them passing the same piece of cash between each other in a game of "No you take it,"
But don't you forget After you beat those three, an even greater threat must be destroyed The final boss The colossal hunk The humongus oiled mass *BROTHER SANTODES*
that's why you have issues getting to Terra, there are multiple unseen rings around Terra each with at max 15 custodians, all sliding nearing the speed of light, to be launched at invading enemy vessels to either destroy the vessel or end up inside it, thus boarding it
I watched TTS before I watched JoJo. When the Pillar Man theme started playing I was so surprised I burst out laughing and had to pause the episode to force myself to stop thinking about TTS and get back into JoJo
@@yellow_triad It's short for If the Emperor had a Text-To-Speech Device. It's a parody series taking place in Warhammer 40k. The grimmest of the grim-dark sci-fi settings. People who enjoy 40k usually either take it completely seriously, or point and laugh at how utterly ludicrous it is. TTS is in the latter category. It's a great laugh and you don't need to know a damn thing about 40k to enjoy it.
It's a sad day, TTS going on permanent hiatus due to GW's new "zero tolerance" policy for fan animations of their IP. RIP TTS, it's been a blast, and I hope you come back one day.
@Yourtuytr 2 not only boycotting, buy and play other tabletop minis games. There are plenty to pick from and the more we lift up other companies, the less of a stranglehold GE will have on the market and the more likely that they'll start behaving more reasonable.
Pillar men were always custodes. The ones in Jojo were simply failed early experiments in anticipation for the Dark age of technology. The Emperor simply forgot to take them behind the shed due to chaos or some other contrivance.
@@ChipCheerio Did someone call *I, CATO SICARIUS,* ex-Captain of the second Ultramarine company, Master of the Watch, Knight Champion of Macragge, Grand Duke of Talassar, High Suzerain of Ultramar, Primaris Marine, commander of the Primarch Guilliman Victrix Guard, Guilliman student, possible next Chapter Master and possible heir to the title of Lord Regent (the last two are highly heretical speculations done by other people)?
This has unironically become the official theme of the Adeptus Custodes for me in my head. Everytime they pop up in lore or i see them in tabletop this song plays in my head
Honestly not that bad I figured being on the Golden Throne would be more like stepping on legos while staring into the sun as you attempt to eat sand and you constantly have this playing in your ears ruclips.net/video/LirWkwm_8ao/видео.html But the Custodes version of the pillar men theme? That's awesome :V
@@anonguy772 The emperor actually described sitting on the throne as being like smashing your toe on something, multiplied by 500, and spread all over your body.
The light of the Empeor isnt just a metaphor...with these guys around, its literal. Stories have been passed down speaking of the idols bodies being so well oiled that the sun reflects so brightly they blind their opponents, a light so bright it may fry those too weak brains. These are the true Pillarmen
Two male imperial assassins, female inquisitor who trained them and a Skitarii officer fight three rouge Custodies over a chaos artifact that Custodes want to use to become demon princes
The custodes serve 3 different gods. The youngest serves khorne always looking to fight with honour. Another nurgle, who allows him to exist even if only his brain is left alive. The last one praises tzeentch and schemes for daemonhood till he finally receives immortality
No no, you got it wrong you see, the fabstodes are so fabulous that their fabulousness manifested it self as a warp entity, and since time in the warp is more complex than Yu-Gi-Oh meta it retroactively inspired the pillar men making THEN a reference to tts, simple, gee,get your facts straight.
i like to think that since the emperor couldn't speak for 10k years, and their authority is only rivaled by primarchs, they created a culture: where they take off their armor(except helmet) and oil each others muscles while striking poses
Kitten: you think they’re insane? Haven’t I told you about their first day here? Emps: no. Kitten: first, Karstodes and Custodisi slept in. Then Waamudes slaughtered several Death Korpsmen before waking the other 2. Emps: what the fuck? Kitten: honestly, Karstodes was the strangest. My earliest memory of him involves him being thawed after he was found drifting through space. No idea how he got there, but he wasn’t...thinking for a while afterwards.
to further explain the jokes: Karstodes is based on Kars, whose defeat involved being allowed to become the ultimate lifeform, able to adapt to ANY attack, and then being punted into space: The vacuum couldn't kill him, but he lacked any ability to maneuver, so he's just stuck in orbit forever and the last words concerning him in the series were: "eventually, he stopped thinking." Wamuudes is based on Wamu, who was the second Pillarman awakened in the series. He straight-up killed two nazis by absorbing them, then woke up Kars and Eisidisi. Custodisi is based on Eisidisi, who was the hottest-blooded of the three. He recognized that his emotions could get the better of them, and made a battle tactic of just fucking breaking down and BAWLING to reset his emotional state whenever he started feeling frustrated. Santodes is based on Santana/San Viento(Viz Names can go suck an egg). Santana is the only Pillar man who isn't dead. He was the first to awaken and is being held in a chamber with UV lights to keep him turned to stone forever, much like Santodes is kept alive in his Dreadnaught.
I never heard of jojo, not even from ancient memes. Thanks to alfabusa (and the team as a whole) i started to watch the series. Took a while to get to the first time playing the theme though lol.
Honestly, I like this better than the normal pillar men theme song. I mean, not only does it fit the setting better, especially considering how much heavy metal and rock music it was inspired by. But it also makes the well-oiled custodes seem a bit more badass rather than a bunch of pansies that couldn't keep out a rather perturbed chicken out of the imperial palace.
I like both versions equally. Personally my favourite thing is that this doesnt have vocals except for the classic *"AYAYAY"* but you can't have this song without it
"nurse walks into a coma ward and put puts this on loud speaker...all the patients wake up and are instantly healed, muscular, oiled up, and posing" treatment successful
I'm genuinely starting to think that it was in my destiny knowing about warhammer 40k. 4 FKING YEARS, I LIKED THIS ABOUT 4 YEARS AGO. AND NOW I JUST CAME TO REALIZE THAT WARHAMMER 40K WAS ALWAYS IN MY LIVE SINCE A LONG, LONG TIME AGO.
Magnus. Yellow Jacket. Anyone except Rogal. Please come and save me from this nightmare of a conversation. Greetings my glorious overlord. NO NO NO NO NO NO! Anyone except the strippers. I am not a stripper, so I can save you father. Whatever did I do to deserve this fate? SOB.
Well, funny you should ask, but I have a whole list of things the Emperor did to deserve this fate *(Drops a massive tome, that shakes the very foundations of the Imperial Palace with its impact)* Do you want me to start with the Great Crusade, or do we need to get out the other eight volumes of stuff from before then?
Is it weird that I want this to be exclusively the theme for the Custodian Dreadnought? The heavy drumbeat feels really fitting for a giant mechanical war machine/coffin.
Not just any Dreadnought, but a Telemon Heavy Dreadnought, the biggest and deadliest of them all, and just short of an Imperial Knight in firepower and mass.
Ian McCready I know jojo bizarres adventures ^^ I know that! I saw that, even though the very first time they appeared, I didn't knew about jojo. Now.... I know everything!
It'd be really cool to have this trio as a kill team, but I don't think there's enough gloss varnish in the northern hemisphere to accurately paint them
MY THERMIC REACTOR IS PULSATING WITH EXCITEMEEEEEENT!!!!!!!! Edit:this is The First time of my comments ever reached past a thousand likes, It feels great. Thanks to everyone who liked! :)
I think these guys have the best theme, it's so obnoxious and over the top, I love it. Also seeing the video of them smearing their oily skin at the emperor's feet enraging him to no end is amazing.
@@atigerclaw nothing can be worse than JoJo, lol. Seriously, never understood how people are watching it, it's dumb and everyone who watched it behaved like a pretentious maggot -with f instead of m I can't write that word RUclips deletes it or smth-
Meanwhile, in the nearby lab of a Magos Biologis: “Hmm...this data must be faulty...there’s simply no way that every female meatbag in the Palace could simultaneously become pregnant...NUMBER 04921-573B!! WERE YOU FIDDLING ABOUT WITH MY COGITATORS AGAIN?!!
Housemate introduced me to a German band Laibach and their cover of Queen's "One Vision", after I played her Queen's original version. The German band didn't hit hard enough, so I came back to this for a lift.
The emperor: stop sliding oil all over my fucking throne room USA:[ jumps out of time traveling wormhole] oil you say The emperor: god dammit not again
HOW have I missed this? THE very moment track starts i started to smile ear-to-ear. Thank Emperor of MANKIND for this! Though He might not share the joy..
@@butitwasmedio remember this phrase from one of the space marines: "we don't hate any races. except orcs. and eldar. and dark eldar. and necrons and tau. because no one likes dumbass weeaboo space communists. but at least they are not trying to eat us like the tyrannids " we could have an anime equivalent to this phrase like "all anime is heresy. except jojo. and panty and stocking. and attack on titan. and kill la kill. and every anime created by the same studio that animated jojo because everyone wants to see fabulous muscular men posing and fighting."
This isn't related to the idols. :v
Just couldn't upload the idol video now because of time constraints. The next idol video will hopefully be up on Wednesday this week.
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT THESE ARE THE ONLY IDOLS THE EMPEROR REQUIRES!
You fool! These are the true idols!
StringStorm custodes Idol confirmed!!!
Can we get a custodian Idol?
FOOL! THESE ARE THE TRUE IDOLS OF THE IMPERIUM!
The sense of friction is all but lost to me
Barring the kinds I occasionally enjoy, of course!
@@Omnicide101 Woah! Hello floor.
Floors cannot speak, un-neutered one
what ep was that again?
@@bobboringname9021 24
"Clearly these Guys are the unbreakable Pillars that support Terra"
-a genius in an early TTS video
With muscles like that, i would be surprised if they weren't...
Great, strong, girthy, THROBBING pillars
Fun mental image:
Every choir chant exclamation, grunt, and shout is the entire Custodes force bare chested striking poses in a massive auditorium as training.
That is the single most homoeroticly manly and epic thing in the entire universe.
and in the background you'll see kitten preparing to clean after they're done while making sure his armor is tightly equipped
What is this comment refering to i have heard people also talking about an emperor? What is this referencing
@@banann_ducc It's a series called "If The Emperor Had A Text To Speech Device", which is a fan-made series based on the Warhammer 40k franchise. Hope this helps a tad!
@@godsdj7316 thank
The fact that Alfabusa and Stringstorm support each other on patreon is hilarious to me as I imagine it's just them passing the same piece of cash between each other in a game of "No you take it,"
Uno REVERSE
*NO U intensifies*
@Logan The Mad Philosopher *mirror*
@@stankobarabata2406 recursion
If I get it correctly, in reality they just pay fee to patreon simple as. Your variant is way funnier though haha
But don't you forget
After you beat those three, an even greater threat must be destroyed
The final boss
The colossal hunk
The humongus oiled mass
*BROTHER SANTODES*
He is a humongous TERMINATOR DADDY
MY THERMIC REACTOR PULSATES WITH SMOOTH, VELVETY, WRATH
@@Failous MMMMM BEEP!!!!.
@@REDACTED882 MY MASTER AWAKENED MEEEE!!
@@Failous FIRST MY COGS MUST BE OILED AND MY LOCKS SHALL BE HYDRATED.
If you find a long enough corridor you can make a Custodian break the sound barrier by sliding him down it.
They will continue to build speed until the day Terra falls
that's why you have issues getting to Terra, there are multiple unseen rings around Terra each with at max 15 custodians, all sliding nearing the speed of light, to be launched at invading enemy vessels to either destroy the vessel or end up inside it, thus boarding it
@shadowai9668 So, either they destroy it or destroy it, but with extra steps.
And if for some reason the khan gets a word of this he will most likely use it to finally merge with the speed force itself
You damn near committed a murder because I almost choked on my own spit laughing so fucking hard 😂
Of course these aren't the idols Stringstorm. They are the judges.
Chris Taylor please make this cannon
Well if that's the case then my money is on the trap dark eldar or orc idol for winning the contest.
Chris Taylor This actually would make sense
@@Persona6Blue But what about a SPEES MEHERINE with oiled abs?
If this becomes canon they really need to force kitten to come along when they judge the tau idol ;-D
I watched TTS before I watched JoJo. When the Pillar Man theme started playing I was so surprised I burst out laughing and had to pause the episode to force myself to stop thinking about TTS and get back into JoJo
Man... I wish I had that experience
@@bray2964 i had that experience too
It was glorious
What is TTS?
@@yellow_triad It's short for If the Emperor had a Text-To-Speech Device.
It's a parody series taking place in Warhammer 40k. The grimmest of the grim-dark sci-fi settings. People who enjoy 40k usually either take it completely seriously, or point and laugh at how utterly ludicrous it is.
TTS is in the latter category. It's a great laugh and you don't need to know a damn thing about 40k to enjoy it.
My experience too. It was gloriously hillarious.
It's a sad day, TTS going on permanent hiatus due to GW's new "zero tolerance" policy for fan animations of their IP.
RIP TTS, it's been a blast, and I hope you come back one day.
For the glory of the man emperor of mankind. Indeed a sad day
He's just tagging along with Vulkan, on his mission back to Holy Terra. Bruva will return.
@Yourtuytr 2 in the grim darkness of the 21st century, there is only boycotting
just dont buy this shit warhammer+ they wil lsee that purge every fanwork make lose money
@Yourtuytr 2 not only boycotting, buy and play other tabletop minis games.
There are plenty to pick from and the more we lift up other companies, the less of a stranglehold GE will have on the market and the more likely that they'll start behaving more reasonable.
Pillar men were always custodes. The ones in Jojo were simply failed early experiments in anticipation for the Dark age of technology. The Emperor simply forgot to take them behind the shed due to chaos or some other contrivance.
You expected the custodies but it was me Dio
@Fabius Maximus Kenshiro is, so i wouldn't be surprised
And the tyranids are actually an evolved hybrid of the devil gundam,eva units and the angels
Dio, Kira, Diavolo & Pucci are actually Chaos Lords.
Chaostodes are a thing.
How are the other idols supposed to compete with this?
How is Valk ever going to win now?
They aren’t
Hang on now, Cato Sicarius just might win the day. After all he is the Knight Champion of Macragge
@@ChipCheerio Did someone call *I, CATO SICARIUS,* ex-Captain of the second Ultramarine company, Master of the Watch, Knight Champion of Macragge, Grand Duke of Talassar, High Suzerain of Ultramar, Primaris Marine, commander of the Primarch Guilliman Victrix Guard, Guilliman student, possible next Chapter Master and possible heir to the title of Lord Regent (the last two are highly heretical speculations done by other people)?
@Trashy The Incompetent No, for I, Cato Sicarius, am to busy to die.
This has unironically become the official theme of the Adeptus Custodes for me in my head. Everytime they pop up in lore or i see them in tabletop this song plays in my head
To be fair: It is a song that slap so it's ok
Literally never clicked anything so fast
Same. lmao
Same ;)
Same
Yup
Faster than the Skittarii oiled themselves...
"Did I hear oil?"
United States: *AYAYAYAYYYY*
Thanks. Now I get a mental image of US army soldiers wearing Fabtodes's armor sliding around an oil field in Iraq.
Dr Galactose I did not need that image in my head
@@samlevy9897 "WHYISTHEREONEONMYHEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD?!"
@@samlevy9897 Yes you did
Keep the sheer fabulous lubricated Freedom energy in your mind
Vtel 'Zolam
No...
I feel the vile influence of choas corrupting my mind...
"oh if it isn't my eternal torture on this throne made manifest"
That implies that this video is what you feel while on the throne.
@@ashlin7482 yes it's a quote from TTS.
@@ashlin7482 that and ultramarine chanting.
Honestly not that bad
I figured being on the Golden Throne would be more like stepping on legos while staring into the sun as you attempt to eat sand and you constantly have this playing in your ears ruclips.net/video/LirWkwm_8ao/видео.html
But the Custodes version of the pillar men theme? That's awesome :V
@@anonguy772 The emperor actually described sitting on the throne as being like smashing your toe on something, multiplied by 500, and spread all over your body.
AWAKEN MY EMPEROR!
I want to see Emperor ABS!
Emps: So this is how you mourn the death of me huh?
If he would fully ,,awaken" and saw this he would just throw himself of the Golden throne and ended it all
AIYAYAYAYAYA
HUMONGOUS TERMINATOR DADDIES
IMPERIAL SCIENCE IS THE BEST IN THE UNIVERSE !!!
Indeed
There's science?
Brrrrrrraka mono da!
SEKAI ECHIIIIIII!
HAIL SCIENCE
The light of the Empeor isnt just a metaphor...with these guys around, its literal. Stories have been passed down speaking of the idols bodies being so well oiled that the sun reflects so brightly they blind their opponents, a light so bright it may fry those too weak brains. These are the true Pillarmen
Its fucking 04:48 i havent slept and you my great citizen...fucking broke me
Two male imperial assassins, female inquisitor who trained them and a Skitarii officer fight three rouge Custodies over a chaos artifact that Custodes want to use to become demon princes
I was about to correct you and say Rogue not rouge. But I can see those three wearing makeup under the masks.
The custodes serve 3 different gods. The youngest serves khorne always looking to fight with honour. Another nurgle, who allows him to exist even if only his brain is left alive. The last one praises tzeentch and schemes for daemonhood till he finally receives immortality
@@TheD736 And what about *the* youngest one, who was even left outside their company?
@@caav56 He serves Slaanesh,obviously.
@@rebornpheonix1016 I though he was more into Chaos Undivided, given, how he lacked any definite blessings of the Ruionous Powers.
i can feel Kiten's intense stare
Or face palm of shame...
More like his lustful gaze
Oh ya, it's intense all right~
slender spy
._.
Menacing
The moment when even Warhammer has Jojo reverences
Warhammer IS JoJo reference.
To be fair, both have a vibe of pure insanity and weirdness that you will either acclimate to, or you just won't get into it.
@@voidstrider801 exactly!
No no, you got it wrong you see, the fabstodes are so fabulous that their fabulousness manifested it self as a warp entity, and since time in the warp is more complex than Yu-Gi-Oh meta it retroactively inspired the pillar men making THEN a reference to tts, simple, gee,get your facts straight.
The fact that everything in Warhammer is op and muscular as fuck makes the reference more accurate
This has my buttocks TREMBLING IN ANTICIPATION!
AND IT'S NOT EVEN THURSDAY!
@@ottoleois9323 WE DO NOT HAVE TO WAIT UNTIL LUNCHTIME!!!!
@@1973Washu THEN LET US COMENCE, WITH THE UTMOST GREASE!
@@PallyKalhi [BAZINGA] (canned 50's sitcom laugh track)
UNLEASH THE LAUGHING GOD, IT IS THEIR WEAKNESS!
BAZANGA!
"STOP SMEARING OIL ALL OVER MY PALACE"
"NO; THIS IS THE DANCE OF OUR PEOPLE"
i like to think that since the emperor couldn't speak for 10k years, and their authority is only rivaled by primarchs, they created a culture: where they take off their armor(except helmet) and oil each others muscles while striking poses
and each company have different cultures/traditions/branch form this one
@@thecyanghost1889You got the diplomat guilt trippers, the very open minded secreting holding Dark cell wardens, and the nudist companions.
It's... It's so fabulous... MY OILED ABS QUIVERS AT THIS MUSIC
The *SLABNASIUM* of the *QUIVERING ISLES*
[BAZINGA]
Kitten: you think they’re insane? Haven’t I told you about their first day here?
Emps: no.
Kitten: first, Karstodes and Custodisi slept in. Then Waamudes slaughtered several Death Korpsmen before waking the other 2.
Emps: what the fuck?
Kitten: honestly, Karstodes was the strangest. My earliest memory of him involves him being thawed after he was found drifting through space. No idea how he got there, but he wasn’t...thinking for a while afterwards.
What episode was that?
@@phantomwraith1984 None of them. It was a (jo)joke based on their namesakes.
I imagine Custodisi cried a small creek after some other cutodes landed a glancing cut on him during a sparring session.
to further explain the jokes:
Karstodes is based on Kars, whose defeat involved being allowed to become the ultimate lifeform, able to adapt to ANY attack, and then being punted into space: The vacuum couldn't kill him, but he lacked any ability to maneuver, so he's just stuck in orbit forever and the last words concerning him in the series were: "eventually, he stopped thinking."
Wamuudes is based on Wamu, who was the second Pillarman awakened in the series. He straight-up killed two nazis by absorbing them, then woke up Kars and Eisidisi.
Custodisi is based on Eisidisi, who was the hottest-blooded of the three. He recognized that his emotions could get the better of them, and made a battle tactic of just fucking breaking down and BAWLING to reset his emotional state whenever he started feeling frustrated.
Santodes is based on Santana/San Viento(Viz Names can go suck an egg). Santana is the only Pillar man who isn't dead. He was the first to awaken and is being held in a chamber with UV lights to keep him turned to stone forever, much like Santodes is kept alive in his Dreadnaught.
Makes me realize how close ultimate kars gets to things in WH40K
Infinity/10, Best Idols, would lewd, unquestionable winners.
You lewd them HA!! They will lewd you like the 4 of the July!!!!! RUN MAN RUN!!!!!!
But that’s their secret Captain
*THEY WERE ALWAYS LEWD*
(͠≖ ͜ʖ͠≖)
THE WOLFS SEND NUDE MEN AFTER ME
Fuckin furries
THEY CANT EVEN READ!!
Neeeeeeeeerd!
I AM GREATER THAN ANY ARMORED FURBALL!
THEY CAN'T EVEN WRITE!
Why do I love this more than "Awaken" itself? It just has that extra bit of flair that I thought "Awaken" needed.
Its more metal and heavy making it more epic
Though awaken suits JoJo perfectly
ANESTHETIC REQUIRED
ANESTHETIC REQUIRED
ANESTHETIC REQUIRED
grrrr i found a LIQUID NITROGEN *presents offering to the omnissiah*
I think you mean “aesthetic acquired”. You must now dress like them.
@@Ajehy how do I dress like something that doesn't wear anything
Dat Epic Noob - Tiny loincloth, giant helmet, 6 liters of baby oil.
DONT WURRY WE GOTZ DA ANASTETIK
woz anastetik Boss?
IT MEENZ 'E WUNS TA GET 'IT ON DA 'EAD WIV A HAMMA
Little did I know all those years ago that this was my first exposure to Jojo.
I never heard of jojo, not even from ancient memes. Thanks to alfabusa (and the team as a whole) i started to watch the series. Took a while to get to the first time playing the theme though lol.
By listening this song I'm now having a flashback on those
*HUMONGOUS TERMINATOR DADDIES*
Go on.
Don't EVER use that inflection on the word *"DADDIES"* Again!
Yes Inquisitor this comment right here
@@weldonwin OGRYNS?!
“Loads Bolter with Angelic Purging intent”
Honestly, I like this better than the normal pillar men theme song. I mean, not only does it fit the setting better, especially considering how much heavy metal and rock music it was inspired by. But it also makes the well-oiled custodes seem a bit more badass rather than a bunch of pansies that couldn't keep out a rather perturbed chicken out of the imperial palace.
I like both versions equally. Personally my favourite thing is that this doesnt have vocals except for the classic *"AYAYAY"* but you can't have this song without it
You mean, well L U B E D, O I L E D, G L I S T E N I N G Custodes?
In their defense, it was a very big angry chicken
Well, one of them wants that big angry chicken in the palace anyway, so...
Magnus: oh great, another chicken joke !!
Please no
*sigh*
....
I'll get the mop my Emperor...
My lord I just wanted you to know this was not my idea
@@Boy93Red then who's idea was it
PLEASE YES
@@karlvillak1867 aren't they your royal protectors also it was me
Stand name: Custodes
Stand user:The Emperor of mankind
Other way around.
The emperor's stand is 10,000 nude, oiled men.
@@St33lStrife colony type stand made of 10.000 stands with A in every stat except for B in speed
WHO INVITED THE STRIPPERS?
Scott Broyles well the girls do need beefcake
Who didn't?
@@SSGTWinters "Girls."
According to Cegorach, those are Solitaires...
THE WOLF SENDS NUDE MEN AFTER ME?!
This is somehow heretical and at the same time not. To purge or not to purge. That is the question
Purge anyway. It's the only way to be sure, Captain Diomedes.
@@26th_Primarch no blood my be split upon the earth of holy Terra
So make sure to stick to flames
@@schoenperkins8210 Unlike the Inquisition I have fire extinguishers ( read hellfrost cannons ) attachments to my heavy promethium flamers...
@@26th_Primarch that...seems a bit counterproductive doesn't it? I mean if it where me and I lit something on fire, I'd want that bitch to burn
@@schoenperkins8210 I wouldn't want the flames to spread beyond the heretics or xenos I'm purging.
I'm a Reasonable Marine.
"nurse walks into a coma ward and put puts this on loud speaker...all the patients wake up and are instantly healed, muscular, oiled up, and posing" treatment successful
My friend just accidentally played this in a Dungeons and Dragons session
"Accidentally"...
Bard happened I assume
@@haroldgerken4835 Fucking *Bards*, man...
We all make accidents in the heat of passion, jimbo
Nothing is an accident.
I'm genuinely starting to think that it was in my destiny knowing about warhammer 40k.
4 FKING YEARS, I LIKED THIS ABOUT 4 YEARS AGO.
AND NOW I JUST CAME TO REALIZE THAT WARHAMMER 40K WAS ALWAYS IN MY LIVE SINCE A LONG, LONG TIME AGO.
These are some truly formidable individuals, I must grease myself and flex in return to represent the might of Khorne!
Just be warned.... Slanesh would probably send their followers to DAB, depraved as ... it is.
DGARedRaven THE SCOUNDRELS!
@@imperialfistsmarine5064 Laughs in BDSM
@@DGARedRaven Objection! That's too repulsive... even by our standards.
@@ZeroCanalX Needs more beauty mutations.
When you awaken but nobody speaks Arabic anymore so you have to do it in High Gothic instead.
Neither the pillar men or the lyrics were arabic tho
Don't worry. If things continue to go on the way they are, the whole world will soon speak nothing but arabic.
@@danielbergholtz5761 the theme is clearly sound arabic
or simply we have no idea how aztec Music sounds like
xSuperiorManx your an edgy one aren’t you.
when arab start praise the the emperor
Why do I just imagine an AdMech team running after them with a full sound system just putting on the music at the best time
Magnus. Yellow Jacket. Anyone except Rogal. Please come and save me from this nightmare of a conversation.
Greetings my glorious overlord.
NO NO NO NO NO NO! Anyone except the strippers.
I am not a stripper, so I can save you father.
Whatever did I do to deserve this fate? SOB.
Well, funny you should ask, but I have a whole list of things the Emperor did to deserve this fate *(Drops a massive tome, that shakes the very foundations of the Imperial Palace with its impact)* Do you want me to start with the Great Crusade, or do we need to get out the other eight volumes of stuff from before then?
@@weldonwin Heh
Rogal Dorn sometimes uses this as a support beam
What EP?
Ep?
MMM MMM MMM...MY GLORIOUS OVERLORD
The tongue is a flexible muscle...
Cybran Razor
Indeed it is...
Ever since I heard this it turned into the custodes theme for me. Whenever Custodes come out in any 40K media it starts playing in my head.
Same, I will one day write a crossover fanfiction and I will use the Adeptus Custodes, and this will be their theme.
@@idiotsplayinggames4752 same, but whenever I see adeptus custodes I just imagine "OUR BOY!"
AWAKEN MY CUSTODES!!!
Yes my glorious overlord
This just needs Kitten walking in at the end and being all "WTF GUYS"
He walks in, he walks out. The emperor sobs a skeletal tear so... Just a ghostly sob hahah
@@FUBARGunpla kitten : where the fuck is the flamer for titans i need to burn those guys before all is lost to the prince of pleasure
Is it weird that I want this to be exclusively the theme for the Custodian Dreadnought? The heavy drumbeat feels really fitting for a giant mechanical war machine/coffin.
Not just any Dreadnought, but a Telemon Heavy Dreadnought, the biggest and deadliest of them all, and just short of an Imperial Knight in firepower and mass.
That would be Brother Santodes, yes
Pose in rythm with the music
Take a step forward with each pose
*And that's how you assert dominance among the Custodes.*
Either that or you will be welcomed in the land of a *"thousand erupting volcanoes"*
"MY THERMIC REACTOR IS PULSATING WITH EXCITEMEEEEEEEEEENT!"
A moment of silence to other TTS fans that didn't know this epicness exists.
They would, they watched the show, this theme is played during Santodes' introduction and beyond.
MY ABS ARE SHIVERING IN ANTICIPATION!
So;..... are they the custodes pillar men serving the emperor god of mankind? Is it official?
Their bodies are literally just Wamuu, Esidisi, and Kars with masks on. Also, another custodies was Diavalo, so custodies are just JoJo
Ian McCready I know jojo bizarres adventures ^^ I know that! I saw that, even though the very first time they appeared, I didn't knew about jojo. Now.... I know everything!
Well all of them except Kitten
TheBallazan Kitten is gappy fuck it. For bols
@@ianmccready4960 voiced by Antfish of JoJo Abridged and Teamfourstar Fame.
It'd be really cool to have this trio as a kill team, but I don't think there's enough gloss varnish in the northern hemisphere to accurately paint them
Es warhammer solo destina un planeta o sistema planetario entero para esa función y listo.
It's a shame GW is trying to band fan made content like this.
Yes, no better marketing than customers having fun.
But that isn't allowed anymore i guess.
THE IDOL CUSTODES!!!
Idle.
I just want them in anime girl wigs for their song
This will play when TTS comes back
FOR THE EMPEROR!!!
*Rips off shirt and poses*
This is getting me harder than Terminator armor. I loveif the emperor had a text-to-speech device quotes there so few places you can use them.
I hope your stock drops by 40 points, GW!
Oh wow its indeed not 100% copy of pillars men theme, I didn't know
New song for the workout playlist. My abs will quiver to the sound of this.
let the emperor light smile upon them
Remember to oil those abs before the workout for maximum effect...
Me: *Being heterosexual*
The Stripstodes: "Allow us to introduce oursevles"...
Skedadle skedee, now you're gay
Me: reading heterosexuell
Me: I don't have such weaknesses
@@funtimefredboi3877 That sounds kinda gay tho
@@CommandantSchrdinger surprised pikachu face
@@funtimefredboi3877 hank hill shocked face
Ah finally, some *REAL* Idols!
Thank you, StringStorm-sama!!
Hope Emps is enjoying the show. Not like he could leave if he wanted to.
Anyone except Rogal, pls save me!
Emps: FuUuUuUuUcK yOoOoOoOoUuUuUu
The Emotional Support Theme after what Happened.
Exactly why I’m here.
I woke up from a nap to this...
From a thousand year long nap
From a TEN THOUSAND year long nap.
Oh my Emperor
awaken
*AWAKEN MY NAPERS!*
MY THERMIC REACTOR IS PULSATING WITH EXCITEMEEEEEENT!!!!!!!!
Edit:this is The First time of my comments ever reached past a thousand likes, It feels great. Thanks to everyone who liked! :)
*BUT FIRST, MY COGS MUST BE OILED*
_sigh, yes_
*AND MY LOCKS SHALT BE HYDRATED*
_yeah, yeah, go wash up in the dreadshower_
@@fashionsoulsonlysouls5575 *MMH*
HUMONGOUS TERMINATOR DADDIES
@@HailNeatoBurrito "Never say the word DADDY again!"
MY WOMB IS GUSHING!!!!!!1!!
-Miniladd, but it fits
There has always been pillar men custodes.
I think these guys have the best theme, it's so obnoxious and over the top, I love it.
Also seeing the video of them smearing their oily skin at the emperor's feet enraging him to no end is amazing.
Just when I thought that the Pillar men theme couldn't get any better...
Proof that 40k makes everything better
Well, actually it makes it worse. Oh so much worse.
But is it ever entertaining for us.
@@atigerclaw nothing can be worse than JoJo, lol. Seriously, never understood how people are watching it, it's dumb and everyone who watched it behaved like a pretentious maggot -with f instead of m I can't write that word RUclips deletes it or smth-
The imperial palace is like a Greatly maintained ship: Well oiled, and running with Blood and Semen.
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoh Hell to the fuck no!
It also has Ratings, but they're out of 10 and awarded for shine and firmness.
And torpedoes that can destroy a black hole.
Do i need to summon the Prohibition Hammer?
This explains how the Harlequins were able to cut through them in the Imperial Palace, they are all Hamon users.
All hail Brother Santodes.
Goddamnit, can’t listen to this without becoming sad. Rip tts.
I know…fucking sucks. :-(
@@nerysghemor5781 fuck GW at this point.
Lol what you don’t see is kitten hitting his head aginst the wall and over and over trying to hide from embarrassment
"Hehe... this isn't oil..."
*clang* PLEASE ERASE THESE MIND IMAGES IMMEDIATELY
Only the finest lubricants can be used. Nothing so crass as oil. The chafing would be indescribable.
I would have up your comment but it's currently at 69 likes and can't bring myself to break it
Someone turn me into a servitor! I needs these images gone from my mind now!
Meanwhile, in the nearby lab of a Magos Biologis: “Hmm...this data must be faulty...there’s simply no way that every female meatbag in the Palace could simultaneously become pregnant...NUMBER 04921-573B!! WERE YOU FIDDLING ABOUT WITH MY COGITATORS AGAIN?!!
The true idols of the imperium
No need for words - just look at them and feel the glory of mankind
"Greetings, my GLOOORIOUS overlord..."
Housemate introduced me to a German band Laibach and their cover of Queen's "One Vision", after I played her Queen's original version. The German band didn't hit hard enough, so I came back to this for a lift.
It's gonna be Tuesday again~
The emperor: stop sliding oil all over my fucking throne room
USA:[ jumps out of time traveling wormhole] oil you say
The emperor: god dammit not again
As far as I'm concerned, this is canon.
STOP SEMEARING OIL ALL OVER MY PALACE LOLOLOLOLO:)
Lofn
Son, let’s be honest... the oil’s the LEAST of Whats smeared all over that gold plated strip-club.
Especially when it's Emperor's day and a new bottle of lube is open. ;)
Lofn my man/girl, I don't think its only oil honestly...
Nothing an ocean of Simple Green can't take care of.
I don't know how, but you've managed to make the pillar men theme song *EVEN MORE BADASS!!*
One last time to honor the death of TTS
THIS counts as an EPISODE OF TTS OFFICIAL
See you in another month then
YES!!!
I only just now realized the Custodes are literally just the Pillar Men with fancy hats
Came here as a jojo fan, left as a jojo fan.
*looks up emperor*
Came back as a 40k fan
MY MASTERS AWAAKKKEEENNND MEEEEEE
This appeared in my Thrash/Heavy metal playlist.
I'm not complaing.
Long live the Man Emperor of Man-kind
HOW have I missed this? THE very moment track starts i started to smile ear-to-ear. Thank Emperor of MANKIND for this! Though He might not share the joy..
This is honestly the best cover of this song I've heard. Bravo.
The Emperor of Mankind: What do you even do? Stand around and fap in the palace?
Wamudes: Only on Thursdays...
Me: Ay hol'up
"the perfect theme song doesn't exi-"
-sees this-
"MY OILED ABS QUIVER AT YOUR VOICE!"
*Imperium:* Anime is heresy!
*Imperium after seeing JoJo:* Anime that isn’t JoJo is heresy!
as a JoJo fan I approve
and also don't forget other animes like kill la kill, panty and stocking, attack on titan. That's all I can remember for now.
@@carloseduardocastelandaluz560 Nah, only Jojo isn't Heresy
@@butitwasmedio remember this phrase from one of the space marines: "we don't hate any races. except orcs. and eldar. and dark eldar. and necrons and tau. because no one likes dumbass weeaboo space communists. but at least they are not trying to eat us like the tyrannids "
we could have an anime equivalent to this phrase like
"all anime is heresy. except jojo. and panty and stocking. and attack on titan. and kill la kill. and every anime created by the same studio that animated jojo because everyone wants to see fabulous muscular men posing and fighting."
@@carloseduardocastelandaluz560 Now now, that's not all it's abo-....yeah u know what nvm that's literally JoJo
I'd KILL to see these guys interrupt an idol session. Just once! It'd be GLORIOUS!