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  • Опубликовано: 9 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 42

  • @hockeymass2386
    @hockeymass2386 10 месяцев назад +50

    "It's not like the Israelis are sitting around saying 'how many civilians can we kill today'?" Bro, it's EXACTLY LIKE THAT lmao

  • @spiellyable
    @spiellyable 10 месяцев назад +18

    Dude is not even a good gaslighter.

  • @gbru
    @gbru 10 месяцев назад +11

    Holy Schnizznicke I'm a mid 50's Gen. Xer. "When you don't have Schlitz, you don't have beer." I have the vaguest memory of hearing that phrase on television, probably while watching the "Hollywood Squares" or "Love American Style" at grandma's house after I set up TV trays. That's on par with remembering hearing my dad complain about President Johnson. Old. It would be like someone telling me in the '80's when I was a college student to "Get on the horn and bump gums with this hep cat from the big apple. Catz the Bees Knees and U 'bout a blow yo wig- ya dig?"

    • @0ptimuscrime
      @0ptimuscrime 10 месяцев назад

      I thought you said “when you don’t have schnitz, you don’t have beer” and that’s the most Australian thing I have heard in a while

    • @robert9016
      @robert9016 10 месяцев назад +1

      I was born in 2015.

  • @anmolt3840051
    @anmolt3840051 10 месяцев назад +5

    No one deserves the Best Actor Oscar more than this ghoul

  • @freakyzed8467
    @freakyzed8467 10 месяцев назад +12

    You mean the IDF is more worried about fashion and image than being soldiers who operate in a professional and motal manner? Say it aint so!!!

  • @jboomhauer
    @jboomhauer 10 месяцев назад +12

    The guy is a psychopath. He had tears for Ukrainian children, but not Palestinian children.

  • @squreshi8413
    @squreshi8413 10 месяцев назад +7

    No wonder they put him in the rear.

  • @lucasmurphy740
    @lucasmurphy740 10 месяцев назад +10

    Release a 1hour episode of Matts tweets

  • @Go_Home_British_Raj
    @Go_Home_British_Raj 10 месяцев назад +6

    this word complicity is getting thrown around

  • @tavonbrown9237
    @tavonbrown9237 10 месяцев назад +6

    Its a very funny thing to say someone isnt doing something when they are saying unabashedly they are doing it. "They aren't goinmg after schools and hospitals and mosque because they want to, that is where Hamas is." They flatten a hospital, school, and mosque. Ok so where are the Hamas fighters? "We cant see them but they are there."

    • @alexpkeaton4471
      @alexpkeaton4471 10 месяцев назад

      And the "human shields" accusations.
      Pretty sure that the safest spots in Gaza are the ones far away from civilians.

    • @tavonbrown9237
      @tavonbrown9237 10 месяцев назад

      @@alexpkeaton4471 oops responded to the wrong person

  • @BM-wh5qk
    @BM-wh5qk 10 месяцев назад +6

    You either get Trump or a Woke Rumsfeld.

  • @alexpkeaton4471
    @alexpkeaton4471 10 месяцев назад +18

    kirby is so bad at this.

  • @bobsucks9647
    @bobsucks9647 10 месяцев назад +11

    They need to make a weird sex act and call it a “dirty Kirby”

    • @boorhaave5880
      @boorhaave5880 10 месяцев назад +1

      As a rear admiral with a 'commanding presence', he's already done plenty

  • @MarxistLasagnaist420
    @MarxistLasagnaist420 10 месяцев назад +5

    Curtis LeGay over here

  • @johnrains2339
    @johnrains2339 10 месяцев назад +3

    He sounds like the protagonist of a movie about middle schoolers

  • @robelyncooper4555
    @robelyncooper4555 10 месяцев назад +6

    Lots of jokes about “Rear Admirals” and butt-$ex🤔

  • @DIBZ111
    @DIBZ111 10 месяцев назад +3

    Oh he's a rear admiral alright haha

  • @BobJohnson648
    @BobJohnson648 10 месяцев назад +1

    When it comes to rear, Kirby knows his stuff

  • @dickieknutz2933
    @dickieknutz2933 10 месяцев назад +6

    #RearAdmiral

  • @BobJohnson648
    @BobJohnson648 10 месяцев назад +2

    Let's just call Kirby a two star admiral. Kirby and Rear is too unsettling.

  • @ahmedrazick4946
    @ahmedrazick4946 10 месяцев назад +1

    Ladies and Gentlemen. We have found the worst Kirby.

  • @quadabyte8933
    @quadabyte8933 10 месяцев назад +3

    I NEED A MONSTER TO CLOBBER THAT THER KIRBY

    • @discountchocolate4577
      @discountchocolate4577 10 месяцев назад +1

      Just had a realization. In the Kirby anime Dedede is functionally a 3rd world dictator going into billions in debt buying weapons from NME (basically the Kirby universe's version of Lockheed or Raytheon) in fruitless attempts to assassinate a hero--one beloved by the townsfolk he nominally rules over--that he tries to vilify with his own state-run media.

  • @robelyncooper4555
    @robelyncooper4555 10 месяцев назад +1

    Anyone else notice the resemblance between Kirby and Howdy Doody?🤔

  • @waves_of_fear
    @waves_of_fear 10 месяцев назад +2

    Pork markets

    • @ince55ant
      @ince55ant 10 месяцев назад +2

      i think thats a disgrace! >8|

  • @shinjinobrave
    @shinjinobrave 10 месяцев назад +5

    Kirby is definitely a PoS but the worst is we're missing out on Jen Psaki, the hottest smokeshow to ever be press secretary. She would also be promoting genocide but at least...

    • @Will_Moffett
      @Will_Moffett 10 месяцев назад +1

      Id slightly prefer seeing someone squirm over Psaki's psycho perkiness. Shes definitely attractive relative to other press secretaries. But the word smokeshow isnt really justified here. I wouldnt tune in just to look at her.

  • @tavonbrown9237
    @tavonbrown9237 10 месяцев назад +2

    We wee the fools, we truly believed they meant never again to mean to anyone. When in all actuality they meant never again to them.

  • @uruzrune7216
    @uruzrune7216 10 месяцев назад

    wearing Israeli dog tags looking like Flava Flav

  • @Special_Agent_NSB
    @Special_Agent_NSB 10 месяцев назад +8

    God Felix has the most annoying voice. I miss Matt.

    • @garrgravarr
      @garrgravarr 10 месяцев назад +5

      That's rough dude. Felix is in quite a few of their eps if I'm not mistaken

  • @gambiit08
    @gambiit08 10 месяцев назад +1

    john kirby sounds identical to todd howard. coincidence?