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  • Опубликовано: 11 сен 2024
  • Doomer is already tired of watching others spend a nice time in the company of loved ones. He is depressed by the fact that he has already started balding and this may prevent him from finding the love of life. He doesn't give up and decides to find a woman of his life on a tinder. But does a 4.5/10 guy have a chance on a dating site?
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Комментарии • 2,4 тыс.

  • @MillenniaThinker
    @MillenniaThinker  4 года назад +3405

    *Do you swipe right on everyone?*

    • @brucesmith2143
      @brucesmith2143 4 года назад +680

      Yes unless it's a doomer chick

    • @MrSuvvri
      @MrSuvvri 4 года назад +344

      only the doomer looking girls that i later realise arent as "losery" as i am which intimidates me

    • @brucesmith2143
      @brucesmith2143 4 года назад +48

      @@MrSuvvri hehehe same but you'll get used to it after a few rounds of games to play with them

    • @Olejsky
      @Olejsky 4 года назад +386

      Swiping left 99% of the time. The 1% doesn't give a fuck. Deleting the app. Having a beer.

    • @moonjimunji7916
      @moonjimunji7916 4 года назад +30

      Yeh I used too then they just threaten to call cops

  • @Crosmando
    @Crosmando 4 года назад +7938

    I used Tinder once, swiped right on like a thousand girls, got like 20 matches, of those half of those just spammed links to their instagram or whatever without saying anything else, and the rest didn't even reply.

    • @MillenniaThinker
      @MillenniaThinker  4 года назад +1406

      So true

    • @sauronthegreat489
      @sauronthegreat489 4 года назад +252

      Lol similar experience, 90 percent bots the first time I tried it was like fuck it after that

    • @50shekels
      @50shekels 4 года назад +977

      Notscripted HD tinder isn’t for relationships dude. It’s for hookups, but what it’s really for is so that girls with low self esteem can feel good about themselves by rejecting a plethora of men

    • @regularsherlock6237
      @regularsherlock6237 4 года назад +288

      Tinder is supply and demand. Its overwhelmingly for hookups because young single people generally aren’t thirsting for a relationship until much later. Its overwhelmingly male because that’s what men who don’t get out do to meet women, if women want to hookup its not gonna take them very long nowadays

    • @Hallo81398
      @Hallo81398 4 года назад +162

      @@jasondeweerd8044 who are you? chad? probably not. incel in denial? probably. is that ugly fuck in your pfp you? lol. im ugly too btw, tinder only works for chad. water is wet/chad only.

  • @apaxx3950
    @apaxx3950 4 года назад +2445

    This doomer has good taste. He was playing Shadow of Chernobyl

    • @elijahlees8655
      @elijahlees8655 4 года назад +32

      Someone should tell him about anomaly.

    • @gabrielnieves3972
      @gabrielnieves3972 4 года назад +23

      SHEEEEEEEEEEET i swear i fucking screamed STALKER at the screen

    • @apaxx3950
      @apaxx3950 4 года назад +20

      @@elijahlees8655 He must be oldschool like all doomers should be. Anomaly is dope though

    • @PerturaBased
      @PerturaBased 4 года назад +14

      Cheeki breeki

    • @PerturaBased
      @PerturaBased 4 года назад +17

      @Ryan Yarnevich fallout 4 modded still inferior to vanilla stalker

  • @andrewdietz6611
    @andrewdietz6611 4 года назад +4289

    The fact that he's replaying Shadow of Chernobyl makes this much more enjoyable to me.

    • @ano_nym
      @ano_nym 4 года назад +98

      The fact that he is buying Skyrim of the 20th time makes this much more enjoyable to me.

    • @SONNENKVLT
      @SONNENKVLT 4 года назад +12

      Can relate.

    • @psykonz1223
      @psykonz1223 4 года назад +68

      Yep dude, I miss The zone

    • @TemperusMaximusM41
      @TemperusMaximusM41 4 года назад +63

      Turns out the Wish Granter cannot give you a gf.

    • @Amonny
      @Amonny 4 года назад +63

      You can take a stalker out of the zone, but you can never take the zone out of a stalker ;)

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 3 года назад +3608

    The ladies in ninja suits...

  • @joestephen3756
    @joestephen3756 4 года назад +2840

    "Khadija, Age 14" got me

    • @Eza_yuta
      @Eza_yuta 4 года назад +155

      Khadija was 40 when she married 25 years Muhammad.

    • @Eza_yuta
      @Eza_yuta 4 года назад +5

      @@raymather1742 Yes I know. I have the trait of pretty boys. I don't know it is good or not.

    • @Eza_yuta
      @Eza_yuta 4 года назад +5

      @@raymather1742 I am 26 and still have the same face, that photo is from 2 years ago I think. My face don't change much since 21 years old.

    • @Eza_yuta
      @Eza_yuta 4 года назад +2

      @@raymather1742 why?

    • @Eza_yuta
      @Eza_yuta 4 года назад +2

      @@raymather1742 I don't know why our comments not suitable for people to see.

  • @MrSuvvri
    @MrSuvvri 4 года назад +2258

    tfw no doomer girl

  • @kyleneeley1
    @kyleneeley1 4 года назад +310

    Noooo that alphaM loop had me. I used to watch his videos when I was about 20 and his style and clothing advice is pretty useful, but I wouldn't recommend anyone take romantic advice from other people. If it's not natural then you're just playing a character and nobody wants to date an actor

    • @bigmike9486
      @bigmike9486 3 года назад +30

      It's all fun and games until Tiege Hanley joins the chat

    • @agentmysterian1461
      @agentmysterian1461 3 года назад

      @@bigmike9486 hey a doomer takes tiege hanley and he becomes a bloomer xD

    • @agentmysterian1461
      @agentmysterian1461 3 года назад +11

      @George Washington I mean its not really about height.

    • @entezami777
      @entezami777 3 года назад +8

      @George Washington tell that to Cesar and Napoleon

    • @user-ou1nw4eo9b
      @user-ou1nw4eo9b 3 года назад +6

      @George Washington are u an incel

  • @Turkeyrolls
    @Turkeyrolls 4 года назад +1411

    Girls on tinder would simply ghost you because "Hey, what's up?" Isnt good enough for them.

    • @jeanmichel8919
      @jeanmichel8919 4 года назад +46

      @@candlestyx8517 yeah stupid princesse bitch

    • @Kevin.BTCChina
      @Kevin.BTCChina 4 года назад +159

      Why would they respond to something generic like that when 100 other guys probably hotter say the same or something much more interesting?

    • @deltaxcd
      @deltaxcd 4 года назад +52

      well you need to make up something better than just "what's up" and use a better photo than that mugshot selfie you made in your toilet :)

    • @Shushkin
      @Shushkin 3 года назад +1

      @@candlestyx8517 That is not entirely true

    • @edwardhoffenheim3249
      @edwardhoffenheim3249 3 года назад +115

      @@Kevin.BTCChina Because you're attractive. Chances are if you get a substantial number of likes you dont need to have any defining personality but if just seeing "someone liked you" is enough to get your brain pumping dopamine then chances are you have to try 7x as hard for your first text and that shit isnt worth the effort.
      They are just recieving messages. Not hard work. So why the hell should I have to try to keep a conversation going for 20 women who feel entitled to a not having to carry a conversation?

  • @coniferous4637
    @coniferous4637 3 года назад +275

    “Maybe instead of bullying Alduin online you should invite him and Tod to hangout” lmao

  • @krillyourself420
    @krillyourself420 4 года назад +1928

    i just want to die in a war. its that simple

  • @doomergirl6012
    @doomergirl6012 4 года назад +615

    Even doomer has a girlfriend..

  • @paperjumper
    @paperjumper 4 года назад +2844

    Any wamen over 30 years old
    "NO EGGS"

    • @johnsmith4630
      @johnsmith4630 4 года назад +17

      Paper Jumper yes

    • @Ru5tY68
      @Ru5tY68 4 года назад +235

      E M P T Y E G G C A R T O N

    • @paperjumper
      @paperjumper 4 года назад +124

      @@Ru5tY68 YOU DON"T HAVE ANY EGGS

    • @amelialock7
      @amelialock7 4 года назад +46

      High iq!

    • @amelialock7
      @amelialock7 4 года назад +85

      @Fatin Marwat He's not wrong, it's biological reality. biological reality turned into some snarky little incel catchphrase. Inb4 No eggs lol

  • @araisannanoda3688
    @araisannanoda3688 4 года назад +1262

    At least he gets doomer girl as his gf

    • @MillenniaThinker
      @MillenniaThinker  4 года назад +639

      But what if she is a trap or his imagination 🤔

    • @araisannanoda3688
      @araisannanoda3688 4 года назад +73

      @@MillenniaThinker interesting theory

    • @CarecaRusso
      @CarecaRusso 4 года назад +160

      @@MillenniaThinker woman is already good, with peniss is better yet

    • @mathieul4303
      @mathieul4303 4 года назад +13

      @@MillenniaThinker nah, she was holding the game, he got her :v

    • @ano_nym
      @ano_nym 4 года назад +98

      "She" wouldn't look that good after 8 years if it was a trap.

  • @MB-xc1dl
    @MB-xc1dl 4 года назад +111

    A moment of silence for that eggplant...

    • @boslyporshy6553
      @boslyporshy6553 3 года назад +9

      don't forget the eggs that probably went the same path as the eggplant.

    • @enlightenedsipper
      @enlightenedsipper 3 года назад +8

      Les we not forget the eggceptional performance of the egg carton

    • @Nickelodeon81
      @Nickelodeon81 3 года назад +1

      @@enlightenedsipper eggsactly

    • @coprilettodelnapoli5466
      @coprilettodelnapoli5466 3 года назад +1

      @@Nickelodeon81 eggscuse me wtf

  • @K0msur
    @K0msur 4 года назад +93

    Even the Doomer wojak gets more matches than me. Gave up on Tinder, was on it for a year, had zero matches.

    • @marchaelbarras200
      @marchaelbarras200 3 года назад +19

      I've had a few matches and half of them just ignored me. The other half just unmatched me after I sent a message.

    • @CodeEnthusiast78912
      @CodeEnthusiast78912 3 года назад

      same

    • @bulabinu234
      @bulabinu234 2 года назад

      @@CodeEnthusiast78912 bro does tinder work actually?I thinking I am going to open one too

    • @CodeEnthusiast78912
      @CodeEnthusiast78912 2 года назад +1

      @@bulabinu234 doesn't work for me i guess, my friends had matches but i got 0 still

    • @bulabinu234
      @bulabinu234 2 года назад

      @@CodeEnthusiast78912 tinder is bullshit .good looking men simp for average girls and get rejected .its better to meet women face to face and keep standards high

  • @brinquedosdepaiefilho
    @brinquedosdepaiefilho 4 года назад +152

    These videos always make me stop and think about every other thing happening out there... Great work, MillenniaThinker. Love your work and how it makes people more aware. Cheers!

  • @phoenixrising9352
    @phoenixrising9352 4 года назад +471

    Highly unrealistic, the doomer doesn’t ever have a gf

    • @jj9032
      @jj9032 3 года назад +54

      Bruh the creator himself has told that the doomer girl could be his imagination.

    • @asdasd-di4zj
      @asdasd-di4zj 3 года назад +29

      @@jj9032 that's his sister. That's why he doesn't reply and why they look alike

    • @anonymousguy720
      @anonymousguy720 3 года назад +18

      @@asdasd-di4zj you would be surprised people actually date people who look similar to themselves all the time

    • @enlightenedsipper
      @enlightenedsipper 3 года назад +2

      @@asdasd-di4zj alabamazoned

    • @Anisimeria
      @Anisimeria 3 года назад

      you never know

  • @Studmuf-Rockin
    @Studmuf-Rockin 4 года назад +54

    Never did Tinder, waste of time.

  • @Alacard0malley
    @Alacard0malley 4 года назад +67

    Tinder has turned finding a mate into online grocery shopping for women.

  • @mullythebully5557
    @mullythebully5557 4 года назад +335

    2:09 "remember to smile when talking to customer" that fake smile. Too real

    • @phillipsmith4473
      @phillipsmith4473 4 года назад +3

      Good thing we weren't forced to do that.

    • @phillipsmith4473
      @phillipsmith4473 4 года назад +2

      @crimsonal Retail, but our boss never really enforced that to the cashiers.

    • @CharmineX
      @CharmineX 2 года назад

      I am glad I wear a mask so I could hide my rage

    • @SiriHakuoh
      @SiriHakuoh 2 года назад +1

      LOL! I'm glad someone else saw this! xD

  • @gorchakovvs7750
    @gorchakovvs7750 4 года назад +1728

    The ending is bluepilled af, """""doomer girl"""""" is getting plowed by GigaChad just like the rest of them

  • @UltraNyan
    @UltraNyan 4 года назад +608

    Tinder is for when you wanna buy some random thot free food at an expensive restaurant.

    • @kervensjasmin1508
      @kervensjasmin1508 4 года назад +22

      You shouldn't go on dates. Just invite to your place to watch a movie and then fuck

    • @christiancampbell5465
      @christiancampbell5465 4 года назад +21

      Good advice. At most you should buy coffee or a cheap but nice meal in an interesting location like a park. Expencive stuff like that is only for girls youve built up a repor with. Giving them that straight up will only teach them to disrespect you

    • @sodaandcookies1
      @sodaandcookies1 4 года назад +16

      @@kervensjasmin1508 true, every girl i took out to dinner from tinder ( i think like 4) i got nting but a 80 plus bill, the girls that want you to pick up mcdonlds fries on your way to thier place or just want to know if you got alcohol at your place are the girls that are good to go.

    • @kervensjasmin1508
      @kervensjasmin1508 4 года назад +7

      @@sodaandcookies1 exactly don't invest on something with no guaranteed return

    • @datguy9408
      @datguy9408 3 года назад +13

      That’s why I stick to splitting the bill, it’s a good shit test.

  • @magosalgado7881
    @magosalgado7881 2 года назад +19

    It's amazing seeing the improvement in animation from your previous works to the current ones man, you've come a long way!

  • @seuqram7
    @seuqram7 4 года назад +43

    The song playing in the background is a slowed version of "Siren" by Antihoney

  • @Utub3iS6aY
    @Utub3iS6aY 4 года назад +190

    you just reminded me to delete my tinder account.

    • @nosf3ra2
      @nosf3ra2 3 года назад +14

      Never go back to it.

  • @thomascomas8515
    @thomascomas8515 4 года назад +273

    but most importantly it will always be new versions of skyrim

  • @luxi1463
    @luxi1463 4 года назад +89

    That's kind of optimistic

    • @painiscupcake5433
      @painiscupcake5433 4 года назад +8

      @Robo Redneck First waking up from the dream, then eating 9 mm, then waking up a vegetable in an asylum because Bog wouldn't let him die

  • @vincentlaw1415
    @vincentlaw1415 3 года назад +23

    If only the whole world could see the depth of your content, they would probably drown in shame and regret for the path they have taken.

  • @VagrantFM
    @VagrantFM 3 года назад +30

    I thought this was gonna be some incredibly stupid scenario that would never happen or some strawman like most wojak comics are but this one's actually pretty applicable with a good moral

  • @newginslab6993
    @newginslab6993 4 года назад +72

    “Nothing ends Adrian, nothing ever ends.” -Dr Manhattan

  • @joseherrera5264
    @joseherrera5264 4 года назад +66

    0:23 HOL UP
    FBI OPEN UP!

  • @anon5438
    @anon5438 4 года назад +218

    No eggs ,XD

    • @oOclonOo
      @oOclonOo 4 года назад

      Pantherden

    • @kaworuxx
      @kaworuxx 4 года назад +2

      It's nice seeing u here anon. Love your insta page

    • @Afineaddition
      @Afineaddition 4 года назад +3

      EMPTY EGG CARTON

    • @TontonRedPill
      @TontonRedPill 3 года назад +6

      @@Afineaddition Empty Egg Carton
      A expression used to comment on an growing epidemic in Western Society of men and women sleeping around and rejection of parenthood. Where simps spend the greater portion of the day indulging themselves in e-girls instead of seeking meaningful relationships.
      E-girls subsequently feed off of these poor men and play the sexist card any time somebody criticizes them.
      Furthermore, referencing the fact that women lose 90% of their eggs by age 30 and 97% of their eggs by 40.

    • @911ragdoll
      @911ragdoll 3 года назад

      I laughed so hard when I saw that egg plant

  • @lazarusblackwell6988
    @lazarusblackwell6988 4 года назад +71

    Internet dating is a waste of time
    No one on the internet is serious about anything
    Even love is fake if you ever get that far in life
    Everyone is so insecure

    • @oznarum4878
      @oznarum4878 4 года назад +10

      Just go outside and get a real girl/boy, that's the solution that everyone should take

    • @nihilismus9840
      @nihilismus9840 4 года назад +27

      Lazarus Blackwell Love is real, but only that of a man towards a woman. Females did not need to love their partners to reproduce so the emotion did not develop in them. They love themselves and their kids only. Plus maybe cute animals, but only the really cute ones.

    • @38Fanda
      @38Fanda 4 года назад +1

      @@oznarum4878 maybe, maybe not

    • @mr.c6324
      @mr.c6324 3 года назад +2

      @@nihilismus9840 bruh

    • @chonkycat9033
      @chonkycat9033 3 года назад +4

      @@nihilismus9840 that is not true tf.

  • @Wesley-gu2he
    @Wesley-gu2he 4 года назад +28

    I had to stop tinder it was pissing me off it made me feel worthless so I decided to make my own playing field rather than be on their playing field

    • @xCaRnRAGEx
      @xCaRnRAGEx 3 года назад +4

      What does that mean bro? What playing field are you on now?

    • @Wesley-gu2he
      @Wesley-gu2he 3 года назад

      Well tinder is their playing field they have control over there desires in this realm but if you learn to go to bars make friends so on so forth maybe you’ll get lucky

    • @Wesley-gu2he
      @Wesley-gu2he 3 года назад +1

      It doesn’t change when your with hair and 6’4”

    • @Wesley-gu2he
      @Wesley-gu2he 3 года назад

      I’m 19 now still the same

  • @windomearle6644
    @windomearle6644 4 года назад +194

    I'm way too cynical for dating. I can always find matches but the "positive attitudes" really get on my nerves more than anything.

    • @pacomedesalve9774
      @pacomedesalve9774 4 года назад +42

      Jeez, what a sad person.
      You know you yourself can have a positive attitude if you didn't wallow in a cynical mindset.

    • @samuelreynolds8156
      @samuelreynolds8156 4 года назад +19

      Dating is a waste of time and money. Just spend it on things you enjoy. Plus if you are still are dating your still paying for pussy either way e.g. Prostitution.

    • @samuelreynolds8156
      @samuelreynolds8156 4 года назад +24

      Just hire a hooker my dude. Normal women will drain your wallet and happiness in no time.

    • @alternateperson6600
      @alternateperson6600 4 года назад +21

      @@samuelreynolds8156 >stop paying for expensive sex
      >pay for cheap sex instead!!!
      I don't think you get it. The problem is not civilian women being expensive or cheap, the problem is the hypergamy that drives this instinctual urge to consume whilst dating. Paying for hookers does not alleviate the underlying condition of modern hypergamous society, because prostitution is guaranteeing women to blive irresponsible as they can fulfill their financial prospects not by merit but by exploiting innate capabilities.

    • @nihilismus9840
      @nihilismus9840 4 года назад +17

      @@pacomedesalve9774 being optimistic requires either stupidity or being a woman ("I get everything for free, weee, others must have it the same")

  • @spikedcartier2071
    @spikedcartier2071 4 года назад +31

    i use tinder, i swipe right girls who are really my type and i get alot of matches, but they all end up ghosting me or like unmatching. that shit hurts alot, i mean if they don't like me, they should've just told me straight up, i'll leave you be. not left me on read, and make me hope that you'll reply next day or another. that shit makes me feel more shittier than normal.

    • @MillenniaThinker
      @MillenniaThinker  4 года назад +35

      On tinder, most women swipe right just to see how many people write back. They treat it as ego boost.

    • @sponish0
      @sponish0 3 года назад +4

      if you get hurt a lot from people not responding on dating apps they not the thing for you. Women get a lot more matche than guys so if she has 20 matches she's gonna gonna keep up a convo with 20 guys at once

    • @sponish0
      @sponish0 3 года назад +2

      @@MillenniaThinker actually the other way around women are way way more selected on swiping than guys. its guys who tend to swipe on everyone.

    • @Cuteemogirl94
      @Cuteemogirl94 3 года назад +2

      Let me give you a very good advice that will heal your spirit. DELETE Tinder and every other dating app.

    • @weissshizuru3687
      @weissshizuru3687 2 года назад +2

      @@Cuteemogirl94 how do you meet someone then ? Work place ? University ? Don't seem very likely in those places these days

  • @Snipfragueur
    @Snipfragueur 4 года назад +20

    "It will not always be bad"
    *ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME ?*

  • @desdificultafacilidades5714
    @desdificultafacilidades5714 3 года назад +15

    This is just a peace of art, congratulations for your work and tallent! I appreciate your views about life, you are a trully reader of the reallity and I am sure you have a lot to say for the entire world. I hope to see and listen a lot about your thoughts.

  • @gaiuscaligula3497
    @gaiuscaligula3497 4 года назад +14

    This is fucking depressing. Well done. I love it.

  • @designatedreader2406
    @designatedreader2406 4 года назад +12

    Great vid. It really pays to plan a few steps ahead. No need to bring un-necessary grief into your life.

  • @some_guy28
    @some_guy28 4 года назад +10

    0:48 that reaction is super on point

  • @llVIU
    @llVIU 3 года назад +9

    this is such a piece of art... especially when he has so many things running through his head... "what should I say"... women don't know.

  • @lazarusblackwell6988
    @lazarusblackwell6988 4 года назад +79

    I tried that internet matching crap
    I hooked like 5 girls over the course of a few years
    We gave each other attention thinking we got something going
    Then the time came to meet in real life and guess who chickened out
    We both did

    • @TheMacNilly
      @TheMacNilly 4 года назад +4

      I met an 8/10 on omegle. In my state. We dated for like 3 or 4 years. She chickened out hugging the first time we met😂😂but never chicken out, you could miss out on great experiences.

    • @noo343
      @noo343 3 года назад

      5...if tried for years and never got one

    • @noo343
      @noo343 3 года назад

      @@TheMacNilly how do you meet someone on there like how do you talk to a person on that website it's all weirdos and I'm usually wearing my trump mask

  • @HabiburRahman-xl4wr
    @HabiburRahman-xl4wr 3 года назад +2

    Man the videos is deep. Gives me hope

  • @Remington-wl7jp
    @Remington-wl7jp 3 года назад +7

    Voices of selp improvement RUclipsrs playing inside the doomers head are a really nice touch

  • @deathjr5912
    @deathjr5912 4 года назад +35

    Alpha M.......
    *Tiege Hanley intensifies*

    • @marioshady7
      @marioshady7 4 года назад +1

      Ikr xD

    • @Seoko117
      @Seoko117 4 года назад +2

      Deejay I’m here to teach how you how to have AMAZING, STYLISH hair

    • @deathjr5912
      @deathjr5912 4 года назад

      @@Seoko117 Lmao

  • @imnotbatman6968
    @imnotbatman6968 4 года назад +11

    I lost it when the AlphaM voice started playing in the background.

  • @homosuperian
    @homosuperian 3 года назад +1

    Yooo that "No eggs" track at the end was pure FIRE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @magnificusdominusduxchad4229
    @magnificusdominusduxchad4229 3 года назад +8

    Bru The no EGGS meme at the end got me chuckling

  • @jeccf5072
    @jeccf5072 4 года назад +41

    give me immortality

    • @Notjoker123
      @Notjoker123 4 года назад

      You noticed it too.

    • @Notjoker123
      @Notjoker123 4 года назад

      Humanity is corrupt. Mankind must be controlled

  • @guidocorradi6258
    @guidocorradi6258 3 года назад +5

    you are a great guy , i love your video :3 thin humor, wholesome and relaxing. greetings from an italian fan who loves your work :3

  • @gsgcarreviews
    @gsgcarreviews 3 года назад +3

    You forgot the puppy ears -.-
    Or the common bios:
    "Fluent in sarcasm"
    " I don't know why I'm here but..."
    "Not on here much, follow me on.."
    "Only here for your dog pics"

  • @saralazzari9231
    @saralazzari9231 2 года назад +1

    2:12.......gave me the goosebumps

  • @maximumforce8275
    @maximumforce8275 3 года назад +2

    Online dating is like playing the lottery. It only rarely works out. Sure sometimes you might get a lil cash or 300 or so, but only 1 in a million actually get the grand prize.

    • @xCaRnRAGEx
      @xCaRnRAGEx 3 года назад

      Lol and what are you basing that on? I’m 5’4, Guatemalan, big head, big nose, stocky, and I’ve had thousands of solid matches with all kinds of stories. Plenty of hook ups, plenty of girls interested in relationships, ive had a few good ones that I messed up but I wouldn’t say it’s anything like a lottery. I mean keep swiping and you’ll keep getting matches. How picky you are is up to you.

  • @EricCole69
    @EricCole69 3 года назад +12

    How can nobody see how dating is different than back in the day? How can no one see how society has fucked it up entirely.

    • @berrex5152
      @berrex5152 3 года назад

      @Jzigzags nah social media.. made by Gen X'ers . so technically GEN X is too blame

    • @DrSBK-iw3nz
      @DrSBK-iw3nz 3 года назад +3

      @@berrex5152 yeah social media ruined everything

  • @rumham2834
    @rumham2834 3 года назад +8

    I... Watched this at the worst possible time for myself.

  • @Stayler17
    @Stayler17 3 года назад +11

    Its scary how accurate this is, even up to the alpha m part

  • @MannyKunV
    @MannyKunV 3 года назад +1

    0:46 masamoto yelling got me lawling

  • @flowerinthedawn1
    @flowerinthedawn1 3 года назад +1

    That backround music is making it x100 more intense

  • @sidhoobert2193
    @sidhoobert2193 4 года назад +26

    The flashback to all the self help/improvement videos at 0:50 kills me. So damn accurate LOL.

  • @ToXllCMuSllC
    @ToXllCMuSllC 4 года назад +21

    I just realized that she is gonna have fun with that eggplant at 2:12

  • @SkillBill1000.
    @SkillBill1000. 4 года назад +8

    “Because Todd Howard told me to beat Alduin gain”

  • @edwardshaw1743
    @edwardshaw1743 3 года назад +1

    Damn I needed this

  • @bug______
    @bug______ 3 года назад +5

    I like how the pick up artists words echo in his mind when confronted w a female

  • @juhasznagyjozsef
    @juhasznagyjozsef 3 года назад +3

    Loved the groceries that the Audi girl bought.
    Describes her life completely.

  • @PinchePerroMetiche
    @PinchePerroMetiche 3 года назад +4

    I met my Doomer girl on Tinder too and we are still together after 3 and a half years 😍

  • @daniblack5317
    @daniblack5317 3 года назад +5

    0:45 had me crying from laughing

  • @EverDiamondBro
    @EverDiamondBro 3 года назад +1

    i got banned from tinder because i wouldn't sell prescription drugs (which i hadnt had mine for years) to a girl that went to my old high school and she got all her friends to report me

  • @skehans0l049
    @skehans0l049 3 года назад +1

    I honestly appreciate these vids bro ... they are very really and down to earth but they all have a message behind them .

    • @xCaRnRAGEx
      @xCaRnRAGEx 3 года назад

      What’s the message?

  • @hentaihaavard
    @hentaihaavard 4 года назад +7

    0:45 legit my feel when getting a tinder match

  • @Ulrich_dArth
    @Ulrich_dArth 4 года назад +16

    G I V E M E I M M O R T A L I T Y

  • @2dollarchickenwings689
    @2dollarchickenwings689 4 года назад +5

    I like to think that even having the Doomer choose the Wish Granter is meant to further his character. Props to you, stalker.

  • @Anisimeria
    @Anisimeria 3 года назад +2

    "it will not always be good, but it will not always be bad" so true. Balance makes it work

  • @MaharlikaAWA
    @MaharlikaAWA 3 года назад +2

    If he met a doomer girl and was with her for 8 years why would he still have tinder saved exactly where it was 8 yuears ago? why would he even have the app still?

    • @Markitup532
      @Markitup532 3 года назад

      Interpret it as he didn't literally pull his phone out to cross reference the tat, but rather had a killer memory because doomer is hyper self aware and catalogues everything in his brain.

  • @elmotoblock
    @elmotoblock 4 года назад +16

    Настоящий думер даже не будет это смотреть, это сложный для психики сюжет

    • @macintosh2273
      @macintosh2273 4 года назад +6

      Настоящий Думер не назовет себя Думером, да и вообще он себя им не считает, скорее блумерком или зумерком с проблемами как у остальной серой массы, Думерами называют себя Зумерки с депрессией в 0 лет.

    • @dragikF
      @dragikF 4 года назад +1

      @Chewbacca In Russia, there is the Internet, which is faster and cheaper than in your country. So man, IDI NA HUI.

    • @dragikF
      @dragikF 4 года назад +1

      @Chewbacca no problem bro. I have Understood.

    • @autumn_id
      @autumn_id 2 года назад

      @@macintosh2273 так и живем... Надеюсь, за пару лет твоя жизнь стала всяко лучше)

  • @conboz
    @conboz 4 года назад +6

    Was that alpha m’s voice lmao

  • @YungPerc
    @YungPerc 4 года назад +7

    Man, what is that background song. Sounds like something outta Clams Casino. :\

  • @persocompill2234
    @persocompill2234 3 года назад +2

    Khadija, 14.
    I rofl'ed so hard, hahahaha.

  • @MrBiswas123
    @MrBiswas123 3 года назад +1

    Underrated channel

  • @King_Ancalagon
    @King_Ancalagon 4 года назад +3

    The SMV Wall hit her hard!😂 THE WALLS ALWAYS WIN!

  • @siggy2609
    @siggy2609 4 года назад +26

    My friend who is actually a normal person and looks good even had trouble on tinder. The 80/20 rule is definitely true .

    • @ajshdhenskaka
      @ajshdhenskaka 2 года назад +1

      The Tinder algorithm eventually stops showing your profile if you aren't getting semi-regular likes, you have to recreate your profile every couple months to have a chance.

  • @Notjoker123
    @Notjoker123 4 года назад +4

    I love how he is doing the wishgranter ending in shadow of Chernobyl

  • @Omar_299
    @Omar_299 4 года назад +1

    this is simply awsome the idea of using voices if those channels for better youreself amd becoming a batter "man" like alpha m is touching as a desperate persons tries to learn

  • @nickygmp_350
    @nickygmp_350 3 года назад +1

    These videos are so prolific with the quotes at the end. Its almost like if you take all this channels vids and line up the quotes you'll get some sort of ted kachinsky message.

  • @Collateral0
    @Collateral0 4 года назад +4

    When you have a loving girlfriend but you’re still a doomer because you still have to share earth with the pile of the shit that is humanity.

  • @kavemustermann
    @kavemustermann 4 года назад +7

    Lmfao when he pulled out the old tinder profile at the end

  • @Felix-ic1fc
    @Felix-ic1fc 3 года назад +3

    0:23 Nino best waifu

  • @iikaruga
    @iikaruga 4 года назад +2

    Bruh I can't even find the motivation to start a tinder, hate photos of myself and I have no drive to even make contact, let me rot in my room

    • @erenkaslte8046
      @erenkaslte8046 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/Wbb2op-6R7Y/видео.html

  • @asbjrn8822
    @asbjrn8822 3 года назад

    MilleniaThinker videos changed so much in a year

  • @skelly1004
    @skelly1004 3 года назад +3

    I feel as though this video is about me, however, I have never been so successful on Tinder that I actually got a date.

    • @Shushkin
      @Shushkin 3 года назад

      I was successful in making my friend's ex upset. I found her on tinder and ignored her. Later told her that I saw her profile and she became angry when I told her I swiped left.

  • @GGPlex_
    @GGPlex_ 4 года назад +5

    Doomer is a chad for playing S.T.A.L.K.E.R

  • @lambadaglover1011
    @lambadaglover1011 4 года назад +6

    Is that Pantherden's music being featured?

  • @joemonteirosportsshorts3343
    @joemonteirosportsshorts3343 3 года назад +2

    1:02 was not expecting to hear Alpha M. 😂

  • @Khainite
    @Khainite Год назад +2

    Matching with an attractive woman and then having her message you first AND her actually being real and not a bot or a 50 year old man trying to scam you is all so incredibly unrealistic it's insane. I envy the guys that actually managed to find someone on there and turn it into a real relationship because I've been at it for years off and on and I've never moved beyond texting a woman. If only it was possible to meet women in real life. Kind of hard when you aren't going to school, don't go to church, have nobody at work and have no social circle or family to meet people through. What's even the point.

  • @subject2399
    @subject2399 4 года назад +4

    Bruh this is actually fucked, this was me today and i said exactly “hi, whats up” and i ended up getting along with a goth girl 😂😂

    • @joe-un1ky
      @joe-un1ky 3 года назад

      Share your wisdom o great one

  • @astralehoshi4001
    @astralehoshi4001 3 года назад +4

    Doomers don't go on tinder. You can't pretend to be a doomer and go on an app that basically transforms people into products even more

  • @hectordelarocha10
    @hectordelarocha10 3 года назад +3

    1:46 Only gamers will understand.

  • @no_name_2549
    @no_name_2549 2 года назад +2

    It’s crazy how far you’ve come performance wise, only a year and the animation is much different

  • @user-sc4ii2tk4y
    @user-sc4ii2tk4y 3 года назад +1

    I watched this with the sound muted and I didn't notice