Imagine your reading "The Art of War: Directors Cut" a book about the philosophy of war and how to win battles using the least amount of effort by your forces possible, then you come across a chapter about how to spam light tanks at the enemy. Just about the most extreme opposite of the rest of the book as it could be.
"The revolutionary soldier should move through the masses like a fish through water. Unless he has a tank, in which case he should get more tanks and run over the masses at great speed lul"
“To match your enemy, you must know him, to defeat your enemy you must know yourself, to win the war, you must spam BT-7’s and naval invade behind him when he attacks you” -Sun Zu Art of War Directors Cut
“In 20 years when they rewrite history, The Art Of War will have a chapter of me and Zhukov in it, and it will be with how to use light tanks” - Danish Joseph Stalin, Aug 22, 1943
Next episode: General: Mr. President the Japanese have broken through the Rocky Mountains. FDR: Not to worry we still have half of a country. General: We've also lost the Panama Canal and Japanese Marines have been spotted off our east coast. FDR: Where is the navy? Admiral: What's left of our navy is trapped in the Pacific. *FDR rolls off a flight of stairs.*
The only reason Japan even bothered to fight the allies was because they were sitting on mountains of Manchurian steel and just wanted to get rid of it
"Barb?" "WE ARE DEAD" I loved this part especially. Keep going, it's been such an amazing trip and a lot of fun ever since the terrible microphone quality of the first ever episode.
"In war, numbers alone confer no advantage. Do not advance relying on sheer military power. Despite this, a massive amount of light tanks will always prevail in the end." -Sun Tzu, The Art of War - Director's cut
@rob 998 There's some guy called LittleKingRyan (with a Pepe profile picture), and this guy who appear on every single comments section I see. And some Chinese musician. There used to be a guy called Herbivore the Carnivore but it appears he's gone now.
@@markhenley3097 Justin Y and that guy without a mustache as well. There's another guy called Azztr or some shit who spams every comment section he's in.
Stalin: Ok Zhukov what’s your plan to win the war Zhukov: Make a shit load of mechanized divisions Stalin: We can’t we don’t have enough Zhukov: Make more Stalin 👁👄👁
I can't believe Bo didn't include the clip of him literally flicking the Romanians in the forehead and subsequently collapsing the entire Eastern front. That was legendary
Kim you do not need the new Version of the Art of War and besides that did you watched the First Presidential Debates last night because President Trump is going to need all the help that he can get.
Wait, y'all have multiple people in charge of some countries? I mean it makes sense and I guess it also explains the multiple Germanies I saw in past videos...
"I hope you made your bed in the Kremlin Swimmy, because we're going to bed tonight!" "Aw, at least tuck me in before you put the Cyanide pill in my mouth" "Ok I'll kiss you on your booboo."
LOOK HOW CHEAP THEY ARE!
-Sun Tzu, Chapter 56, Tank Spam, Art of War
Imagine your reading "The Art of War: Directors Cut" a book about the philosophy of war and how to win battles using the least amount of effort by your forces possible, then you come across a chapter about how to spam light tanks at the enemy.
Just about the most extreme opposite of the rest of the book as it could be.
The Foreward Introduction is written by Michael Bay don't forget. Quality explosions win the day...
I mean like god damn. I didn't know Bo was around that time WHEN it was made, but that HE also helped make it.
Quantity has a quality all on its own
-Stalin (probably)
"The revolutionary soldier should move through the masses like a fish through water. Unless he has a tank, in which case he should get more tanks and run over the masses at great speed lul"
anybody know any good sov strats?
“To match your enemy, you must know him, to defeat your enemy you must know yourself, to win the war, you must spam BT-7’s and naval invade behind him when he attacks you” -Sun Zu Art of War Directors Cut
“Just make mechanized divisions”
“We can’t”
“Make more”
“Make more” - Official 1940’s Soviet Propaganda Slogan
Soviet Logistics 101
1941 Soviet Union/1945 Germany Official Economic Recovery Report.
"Just pay our bills with money"
"We cant"
"Make more"
German economic policy 1922
@@jogzyg2036 venezuela economy in a nutshell
“Braun has small brain” -Sun Tzu, The art of war
i remember that quote best one in the book
@@pi1523 no it was in the movie
@@oceanetir8824 no
“In 20 years when they rewrite history, The Art Of War will have a chapter of me and Zhukov in it, and it will be with how to use light tanks” - Danish Joseph Stalin, Aug 22, 1943
you missed "Bo Stalin"
@@plav6067 Boseph
-Comrade general Secretary Boseph Stalin
"Thou shalt consume your enemy with the fury of all the tanks you can produce."
Sun Tzu.
probably
maybe
possibly
most likely
I want to meet the giga- chad who let Bo and Swimmy co-op
Drew Sheehan Swimmy melts the brains of anyone he co ops with, leading to glorious moments like this
wdym that's my favorite one.
"Manchukuo very OP."
Flashes back to video of Manchukuo mass producing sub 4s.
"Whatever you do, always throw tanks at the enemy, no matter what the cost."
- Stalin and Sun Tzu, The Art of War Abridged Edition
I liked the part where Bo played as the Soviet Union in Hearts of Iron 4, pretty cool.
Can you give me the timestamp for Bo as the SU ?
@@alem9477 From 0:07 - 9:52
@@alem9477 3:58 - 4:39
Also
@@coconutgator4169 also
Next episode:
General: Mr. President the Japanese have broken through the Rocky Mountains.
FDR: Not to worry we still have half of a country.
General: We've also lost the Panama Canal and Japanese Marines have been spotted off our east coast.
FDR: Where is the navy?
Admiral: What's left of our navy is trapped in the Pacific.
*FDR rolls off a flight of stairs.*
Probably dressel’s greatest game ever
Not to worry, we’re still flying half a ship
But we still have Iwo Jima
**FDR revives himself**
Wait is that video the one after this one??? Or has this happened multiple times
The only reason Japan even bothered to fight the allies was because they were sitting on mountains of Manchurian steel and just wanted to get rid of it
"This is such a tremendously bad idea."
"Barb?"
"WE ARE DEAD"
I loved this part especially. Keep going, it's been such an amazing trip and a lot of fun ever since the terrible microphone quality of the first ever episode.
Chinese Paratroopers landing in mainland Japan 10/10 historical btw
Reverse nanjing massacre
@@cronk5268 I wish man... I wish
@@FeanaroNoldoran Or just, you know... *no massacres* that seems like a pretty good thing to me.
@@whoknows7968 massacre mhmmmm
"In war, numbers alone confer no advantage. Do not advance relying on sheer military power. Despite this, a massive amount of light tanks will always prevail in the end."
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War - Director's cut
The desperation in Bo's voice when killing that German tank division is gold.
“Let your plans be dark and impenetrable as night, and when you move, fall like a thunderbolt.” - Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"If you know the enemy and know yourself to carry a cyanide pill, you need not fear the result of a hundred defeats"
Every time I see a spider in my house:
9:46
I don't even have to hit the timestamp to know what it is, because I am a fellow arachnophobe.
Japan is Danish clay, Nanoblock is nothing compared to Lego
@rob 998 There's some guy called LittleKingRyan (with a Pepe profile picture), and this guy who appear on every single comments section I see. And some Chinese musician. There used to be a guy called Herbivore the Carnivore but it appears he's gone now.
@@markhenley3097 Justin Y and that guy without a mustache as well. There's another guy called Azztr or some shit who spams every comment section he's in.
"If you want to defeat your enemy, you must roll a 6" -Sun Tzu, Fourteenth chapter of the Art of War
Stalin: Ok Zhukov what’s your plan to win the war
Zhukov: Make a shit load of mechanized divisions
Stalin: We can’t we don’t have enough
Zhukov: Make more
Stalin 👁👄👁
X Kairo *thats how they do it in Russia just replace your food with industrial parts it will be fine*
👀*
👄
Can't wait for Sun Tzu to release Art of War 2
Ah, we all remember the Chinese swarm of Nagasaki.
When the Enola Gay drops thirty thousand Chinese paratroopers
UK: We’ll lend lease you guns. We’ll make guns!
South Africa: We just lost ALL our tanks.
I can't believe Bo didn't include the clip of him literally flicking the Romanians in the forehead and subsequently collapsing the entire Eastern front. That was legendary
This is one of my favorite videos of your in recent times.
9:47
¨Kill it!
Kill it! Kill it!
Kill it with fire!!!" best moment right there lmao.
5:23 THEY NOT LIKE US
that what i was saying
"Their ambitions will be their downfall"
- Swimmy 2020
Me: oh lets hear who zhukov is
hears swimmy
Me: oh god
Gotta love how Bo says he'll ban Dankus if he gets told about the invasion, and then backpedals the second he might actually have to take action
There are so many instances of bo refusing to take action against dankus, even for exploiting. I don't get it.
Last time I was this early, Sun Tzu was drifting through enemy lines with his light tanks
Intense gameplay lads, was on the edge of my seat. Can't wait for p2!
Swimmy: "Hey Bo get in this shopping cart with me"
Everyone: "Don't do it"
Bo:"I kinda want to do it"
I saw that live, all I have to say is that all defeatists in the chat shall be purged
When a bokoen video has "To Be Continued" at the end you know shit is about to go down
"The T in tanks stand for Technoblade" - Sun Tsu, The Art of War
"haha BT-7 goes zoom" -Sun Tzu, The art of war
“We have steel”
-Sun Tzu
When the Soviet Union rewrites the art of war
Oh god, this one was definitely worthy of a 2 parter. Can't wait to see the finale of Zhukov and Stalin against the world
Damn, Bo, thats a lot of Schnell panzers
Can’t wait for next episode: “Downfall of Bo’s USSR - but it’s an Sr. Pelo reference.”
Of course there's a sequel to the director's cut, lol
“Oh shit I forgot to go on war economy” -sun tzu
Should've gone for the a million entrenchment plan
For once it's Bo egging Swimmy on to do a hare-brained strategy.
The Soviet Union vs Axis bit got me thinking of the Doom soundtrack
"Twice the tanks, double the fall!"
Give me your entire stock of that book
Times are changing comrade... your rule is starting to fade. What do we do?
Kim you do not need the new Version of the Art of War and besides that did you watched the First Presidential Debates last night because President Trump is going to need all the help that he can get.
I love that new directors cut of the Art of War when Bo and Bruan got the rights to the property
“Whatever you do, don’t reveal all your plans in a RUclips video, you fool, you moron” Sun Tzu art of war
"All war is light tank spam."-Sun Tzu
And so it begins
todays the day i have officially watched *every single fucking episode of hoi4 mp in a nutshell* and im pround of me wasting time
7:38
whoa, that was a decent fucking "За Родину"
“Yo, what the fuck’s a tank lmao” - Sun Tzu
"Rewrite the Art of War" "Kill it with fire"
Wait, y'all have multiple people in charge of some countries? I mean it makes sense and I guess it also explains the multiple Germanies I saw in past videos...
Welcome to a land of infinite madness
The chinese tourists just went to japan a few times during war to get some pictures.
Something something tanks, many - Sun Tzu, Art of War
"To be continued" I think I know what happened next.
They somehow win, and the OP Axis cry and blame the game, not their incompetence.
Do you remember the day Stalin had a heart attack because the red army encircled a single German tank?
Who needs the art of war when you can play hoi4 with the boys
A rather short sequel to the Art of War ngl
If Art of War gets rewritten you guys will be a comedic relief.
Nothing says industrial power like the Manchurian steel fields
Someone explain to me why Soviets make fallback lines before Barbarossa instead of frontline. They seem more complicated than just river lines
Revolution revolution until victory
revolution in all the streets of Egypt
“Quantity is a type of quality” -Joseph Stalin
Last time I was this early my wife still loved me
whats a wife?
@Marik Ishtar ohhh like that thing you beat up when youre drunk?
@@alem9477 nah that's your kid, its the talking dishwasher.
@@thethethemososoki4555
you mean the portable sandwich maker?
i heard of those but theyre too expensive in upkeep.
CANT WAIT FOR THE SEQUEL
Just imagine they using the mod "Make tannu tuva great again"? lol
The Art of War 2: Bokoen Boogaloo
Part 2: The Art of War Directors Cut Special Edition
"We must have more tanks than germans have shells"
The Art of War 2: Electric Boogaloo
Great episode!
Sorry I've tried to get the mod you use, but the link doesn't work and when searching the name of the mod on the workshop it doesn't show up. Help plz
We need the full game!
4:17
Who's this american player? I have started to notice him more, hes very young, but I dont know his name.
It's Viddoe, if you still don't know.
Nice one Bo
I'm waiting for the Sabaton contract
The Art of War: Requiem
Wanted to hear the entire chat screaming "pog" again during the chinese invasion of japan
This is the first vid where I watched the entire stream for, kinda wierd tbh
When you know the ending
This was a fun game to watch
"I hope you made your bed in the Kremlin Swimmy, because we're going to bed tonight!"
"Aw, at least tuck me in before you put the Cyanide pill in my mouth"
"Ok I'll kiss you on your booboo."
TBC.... You ornery little Danish
this one better be a win they're to overly ambitious
If its HOI 4 it's gotta be good
Goldens spain POV was much better
You guys should try KaiserReich again
ok thats funny and all but 2,400 years ago and people STILL talk about it today man that is so crazy
What mode or dlc are you using.
I thought nothing could top this video.....
And then I read the comments section.....