10 Unintentionally Funny News Reports on Metal

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  • Опубликовано: 8 янв 2025

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  • @calvinraynes1283
    @calvinraynes1283 5 лет назад +3719

    " I came home drunk, and felt bad , it must have been the music, couldn't possibly be the alcohol.

  • @thegreaterg8r148
    @thegreaterg8r148 5 лет назад +1008

    Parents: "It's just meaningless screaming"
    Also Parents: "Its people singing about satan"

    • @carstarsarstenstesenn
      @carstarsarstenstesenn 5 лет назад +2

      It does make sense. Why did you ruin this comment with that messy edit

    • @thegreaterg8r148
      @thegreaterg8r148 5 лет назад +14

      @@carstarsarstenstesenn because it's true. It makes no sense

    • @thegreaterg8r148
      @thegreaterg8r148 5 лет назад +7

      @@carstarsarstenstesenn that better?

    • @NathanTAK
      @NathanTAK 5 лет назад +6

      Meaningless screaming about satan!

    • @edgyswordsmanmusic6769
      @edgyswordsmanmusic6769 5 лет назад +7

      This is stupid as hell. The same mental gymnastics applies to Christian metal too. “Its satanic, its evil and i cant understand what theyre saying” well, if you read the lyrics-“ “the lyrics dont matter! It still has an evil sound!”
      >”lyrics are evil”
      >”but I cant understand/hear the lyrics”
      >”the lyrics dont matter, it’s still evil”

  • @humantacos9800
    @humantacos9800 5 лет назад +3172

    I forgot Iron Maiden was satanic death metal.

    • @zutejudd7603
      @zutejudd7603 5 лет назад +86

      Well, the did write a song about satan. Great song btw

    • @albenmurcia4716
      @albenmurcia4716 5 лет назад +217

      I forgot KISS was satanic death metal

    • @BoonTobias80
      @BoonTobias80 5 лет назад +149

      I have sacrificed 18 babies for iron maiden!

    • @stbone6274
      @stbone6274 5 лет назад +18

      Zute Judd I think actually a dream steve Harris had and then he wrote it on the dream he had

    • @ohguy1991
      @ohguy1991 5 лет назад +13

      Easy to do with songs like, The Loneliness Of The Long Distance Runner, Wasted Years, Wasting Love, Alexander the Great, Ect....

  • @matts436
    @matts436 4 года назад +657

    Parents in the 80s "metal promotes satan" "you need jesus"
    Their parents in the 60s: "l think Elvis's hips are the sign of Satan and sex"
    Their grandparents: "music has words?"

    • @kissarococo2459
      @kissarococo2459 3 года назад +40

      christians in the byzantian times: Polyhymnic harmony is from Satan!

    • @bman6065
      @bman6065 3 года назад +11

      I get the joke but you definitely don't know music history.

    • @unappreciatedtreehouse821
      @unappreciatedtreehouse821 3 года назад +2

      Has music has always had lyrics?

    • @matts436
      @matts436 3 года назад +2

      @@unappreciatedtreehouse821 no.

    • @matts436
      @matts436 3 года назад +8

      @@bman6065 I actually do. It's a joke.

  • @garethbird4259
    @garethbird4259 5 лет назад +3305

    I've listened to metal for 40 years and still haven't killed anyone

    • @Ploo-vee
      @Ploo-vee 5 лет назад +188

      Well, except for that one guy, but he was a dick.

    • @thornthornthorne4531
      @thornthornthorne4531 4 года назад +38

      DAMN. You’re a boss, lad.

    • @spongebobexistentialpants2747
      @spongebobexistentialpants2747 4 года назад +96

      So they haven't found the bodies yet, well done dear sir, well done.

    • @saraw6446
      @saraw6446 4 года назад +56

      Obviously not listening enough

    • @rayjohnson2387
      @rayjohnson2387 4 года назад +37

      I've never hurt anyone in my life... except those 3 guys I killed last year

  • @CaptainCocaine
    @CaptainCocaine 4 года назад +978

    "I prayed right there on a stack of beer"
    And that my friends is how you become a country fan.

    • @Dark_Harmony
      @Dark_Harmony 4 года назад +6

      LMAO!!!

    • @lunahetfield
      @lunahetfield 4 года назад +21

      He even sounds like a country fan

    • @ele7864
      @ele7864 4 года назад +16

      That accent tells it all

    • @devilsoffspring5519
      @devilsoffspring5519 4 года назад +8

      Put that line in a Country song, perform it in the USA, and you'll make enough money to persuade BMW to build you a big, fast, all-black pickup truck :)

    • @TheBananaMan-tm8gy
      @TheBananaMan-tm8gy 4 года назад +5

      you forgot yer blue jeenz and yer plead jackets partner. OH NO, ITS SPREADING

  • @Austin-ri3zk
    @Austin-ri3zk 8 лет назад +2432

    Before I listened to metal I was a happy, nice, and polite young man. After listening to metal however, I turned into a happy, nice, and polite young man......oh wait..

    • @yaboi2500
      @yaboi2500 8 лет назад +178

      Before I listened to metal, I was an asshole who treated people like complete crap. After I listened to metal, I became a friendly guy who put his anger into headbanging to Finntroll and Children Of Bodom.

    • @DonTwanX
      @DonTwanX 8 лет назад +32

      I found kindred spirit in the bruises and cuts earned from courage, gifts from other misfits in the pits of frustration! Thank you brothers.
      You taught me not to fear pain and that MY BODY IS NOT MADE OF GLASS. It will heal, but the fear will be destroyed if I face it.
      You taught me not to blindly accept someone else's explanation of the universe and to find my own understanding in this INFINITE MYSTERY.
      With this Freedom, I found my INFINITE CREATOR and I'm blessed with peace and acceptance. And full of RAGE for injustice.

    • @HeartCalcos
      @HeartCalcos 7 лет назад +42

      Before listening to metal I was a complete asshole. After I am still a complete asshole. Hmm maybe that's why I don't have friends?

    • @MorbidMindedManiac
      @MorbidMindedManiac 7 лет назад +4

      Same here

    • @nietzsche688
      @nietzsche688 7 лет назад +20

      Well, I guess it didn't turn out well for you and your family, right? Are you happy now you satanic-nice-and-polite-man?! ;)

  • @randylahey5456
    @randylahey5456 4 года назад +296

    Ah, the 1980s...where high schoolers looked like they were 30 years old with an ex-wife and two kids.

  • @solusmusic80
    @solusmusic80 5 лет назад +1467

    “Heavy metal bands like Kiss”
    Well if that’s not a knee slapper I don’t know what is

    • @NeutralDice
      @NeutralDice 5 лет назад +19

      Some KISS songs could be described as metals. Listen to Creatures of the Night

    • @ComaAlpha
      @ComaAlpha 5 лет назад +36

      What's funny is the majority of their songs have NO minor chords. Kiss is actually some of the happier music I've heard in my life.

    • @NeutralDice
      @NeutralDice 5 лет назад +4

      @@ComaAlpha LICK IT UP, LICK IT UP OOH YEAH IT'S ONLY RIGHT NOW

    • @aloysiuswhiteboat2934
      @aloysiuswhiteboat2934 5 лет назад +14

      KISS sucks and has always sucked.

    • @abookwas9170
      @abookwas9170 5 лет назад +1

      @@tanukiZoot at least I can fit my whole inch in her whole mouth , which feels so much better than only half of it being able to fit because its so big

  • @DarkRattlehead
    @DarkRattlehead 5 лет назад +1943

    Fun fact: the "horn" symbol that Dio made popular is an old italian sign that means something like: "I repel the evil eye that's upon you"

    • @najeaishere8816
      @najeaishere8816 5 лет назад +12

      Unrelated but thanks

    • @LeoK23
      @LeoK23 5 лет назад +167

      @@najeaishere8816 it isn't unrelated. Sign appears in this video couple o times and it's a really popular sign.

    • @Mizmoon2020
      @Mizmoon2020 5 лет назад +7

      Malokio

    • @najeaishere8816
      @najeaishere8816 5 лет назад +8

      @@LeoK23 oh. I see. Thanks.

    • @karldyke5029
      @karldyke5029 5 лет назад +28

      His nan used to do it a lot

  • @yako0000
    @yako0000 5 лет назад +2144

    this is hilarious. i've seen Black Sabbath twice and each time Ozzy left the stage by saying 'God Bless You'.

    • @Ori0987
      @Ori0987 4 года назад +196

      And Ozzy prays before every show, and says god bless you to everyone he meets when he’s saying goodbye. Not to mention that all the guys in Sabbath are Christians.

    • @knowwudimean1064
      @knowwudimean1064 4 года назад +57

      Helena Bednarski I don’t think they are all Christian but They all said they were raised in religious families and believe in God.

    • @knowwudimean1064
      @knowwudimean1064 4 года назад +55

      Helena Bednarski Other than that War Pigs is more Christian than half of what’s on Christian radio stations

    • @BayouMaccabee
      @BayouMaccabee 4 года назад +17

      He also always says "I love you all!"

    • @stevespyder
      @stevespyder 4 года назад +22

      and half of their songs are actually more of a Christian message. Considering Tony Iommi was their primary composer. The ''I am the devil' Shtick was just Ozzy's stage persona, until too many years of drugs addled his brain...

  • @anomolouscow3761
    @anomolouscow3761 4 года назад +711

    "The upside down cross, a sign of mockery of Jesus."
    St. Peter: "Am I a joke to you?"

    • @veiserexab1428
      @veiserexab1428 4 года назад +23

      And a sign of a cross that symbolizes Christianity was not even in the Bible

    • @Ahem_its_rose
      @Ahem_its_rose 4 года назад +3

      The day of death, the satan burn down, and the day of Judas 🤣 that’s scary asf

    • @Obscured_By_Trees
      @Obscured_By_Trees 3 года назад +43

      I thought about that, when St Peter got crucified he asked to be put upside down as a way to respect Jesus. These Christians don't know their stuff

    • @DefinitelyNotBender
      @DefinitelyNotBender 3 года назад

      Exactly lol

    • @jeorgeramirezgonzolezsanti3178
      @jeorgeramirezgonzolezsanti3178 3 года назад +9

      @@Obscured_By_Trees yes 100% true, he felt he was not worthy to die as Jesus did

  • @speakingforcrows5227
    @speakingforcrows5227 5 лет назад +779

    "I prayed right there on a stack of beer" - quote of the year.

    • @Cheeseburger.Launch.Sequence
      @Cheeseburger.Launch.Sequence 5 лет назад +3

      That year being like 1992.

    • @Anon4492-c6f
      @Anon4492-c6f 5 лет назад +13

      I wonder how many retard hillbillies have said the exact same thing as that guy

    • @memyself898
      @memyself898 5 лет назад +9

      I've prayed into a toilet after drinking a stack of beer. Can't say I've ever prayed on one though. Life goals.

    • @annt.christ5590
      @annt.christ5590 5 лет назад

      @@Cheeseburger.Launch.Sequence earlier than that. N.W.A was all the rage with them by 88-89

    • @TipeONegatyve
      @TipeONegatyve 5 лет назад

      Quote of 1987

  • @BarbellThor
    @BarbellThor 5 лет назад +967

    News: *calls Iron Maiden Black metal*
    Me: *laughs in new wave of British heavy metal*

  • @suenteuspo9483
    @suenteuspo9483 5 лет назад +1014

    I couldn't stop laughing at "A heroin addict needs his fix ...I needed to rock"

  • @michaelwoodward7647
    @michaelwoodward7647 4 года назад +414

    "It was meant to be a rocking evening with fans swaying to Metallica's beat" laughed so hard I choked, now my neighbors think I have covid 19

    • @carterkiser5225
      @carterkiser5225 4 года назад +25

      For real it’s cringey when people who don’t listen to this music and then they try and talk about it like they know everything about it. Ugh

    • @rissotonerogiovanna7199
      @rissotonerogiovanna7199 4 года назад +41

      When i heard “Fans Swinging to Metallica’s Beat” i imagined a DJ version of James going all ham on a EDM type concert and the fans making raves and stuff LMAO

    • @davidtuccaro7510
      @davidtuccaro7510 3 года назад +1

      LOL 😂

    • @savemepunk3191
      @savemepunk3191 3 года назад +1

      Cramping up with tears in my eyes.... so funny!!

    • @chriswilkinson7636
      @chriswilkinson7636 3 года назад +2

      Swaying along to Fight fire with fire😂😂😂😂😂

  • @derperderp9036
    @derperderp9036 5 лет назад +918

    I'm still mad about Elvis swinging his hips.

    • @michaelalguire419
      @michaelalguire419 4 года назад +29

      Well, who wouldn't be ? Shocking !!!!!!

    • @DSDaly
      @DSDaly 4 года назад +6

      Looool

    • @primithrokk8336
      @primithrokk8336 4 года назад +7

      Lmao

    • @TheChloe1331
      @TheChloe1331 4 года назад +19

      And don't forget about those disgusting boys from England with all that long hair...the Beatles😂

    • @Godric_71
      @Godric_71 4 года назад +6

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂👍😎🏍💨

  • @Z_TPI
    @Z_TPI 5 лет назад +739

    "Like those idiots over there. They go and play frisbee in the middle of the field.." baaahahahah

    • @bezoticallyyours83
      @bezoticallyyours83 5 лет назад +37

      Noob! Frisbee is the most metal of all pastimes!
      😉

    • @j_freed
      @j_freed 5 лет назад +29

      Frisbee is like the gateway activity to burning churches, I've seen it too many times.

    • @thisisnotmyrealname6990
      @thisisnotmyrealname6990 4 года назад +4

      Zanac Prime the most masculine attributes we even have anymore is anger

    • @shuruff904
      @shuruff904 4 года назад +2

      Frisbee IS for pussies tho.
      Prove me wrong.

    • @yobench
      @yobench 4 года назад +2

      @@shuruff904 You need opposable thumbs to thow it

  • @rinrei8082
    @rinrei8082 5 лет назад +963

    "Heavy metal bands"
    Uhuh
    "like Kiss"
    *WHEEZE*

    • @yandereboyenthusiast8149
      @yandereboyenthusiast8149 4 года назад +21

      "Oi, Josuke! I started worshiping Satan because I listen to heavy metal now!"

    • @Error763
      @Error763 4 года назад +11

      r/unexpectedjojo

    • @mrm2542
      @mrm2542 4 года назад +7

      Don't get me wrong, Kiss is one of my favorite bands, but they're not metal. They're metal the same way that Steel Panther, Guns n Roses and Whitesnake are metal. I love all those bands but they're not metal lol

    • @rinrei8082
      @rinrei8082 4 года назад +2

      @@mrm2542 Absolutely. While they have one or two individual tracks that you could call metal inspired, they are a rock band through and through.

    • @SlipknotFan47
      @SlipknotFan47 4 года назад +1

      My grape juice came out of my nose!!

  • @lenap319
    @lenap319 4 года назад +238

    "satan is in rock"
    Meanwhile KISS in the background: 🎶i was made for ❤️ loving you🎶

    • @ASMRyouVEGANyet
      @ASMRyouVEGANyet 3 года назад +3

      But that's a disco song...not exactly metal...

    • @AtomicZn
      @AtomicZn 3 года назад +17

      Meanwhile Black Sabbath is over here singing about how the kids of the cold war generation need to use love and hope to make the world a better place or else risk dieing to the bomb.
      Yup. Seek world peace through love. Sounds like communism to me. Very satanic.

  • @guicyfruitguy88
    @guicyfruitguy88 5 лет назад +753

    My addiction to heavy metal has caused such harm to my family I over dosed on megadeth twice and blacked out on morbid angel many times my addiction has caused so much hurt

    • @jasonaldenhaley1
      @jasonaldenhaley1 5 лет назад +10

      Can't forget the 17
      D riving
      W hile
      I insanely fokin bangin & air guitar/drumming's
      You've gotten....I'm on #32...used to be a pillar of the community, now I'm a....Miserable Failure

    • @claemayor1650
      @claemayor1650 4 года назад +7

      You need to go to to an rr meeting rock and roll

    • @lilbummp7343
      @lilbummp7343 4 года назад +2

      Johnny cash hurt or nin hurt?

    • @11037_kuwata
      @11037_kuwata 4 года назад +1

      xD

    • @stupidthefish4981
      @stupidthefish4981 4 года назад +10

      Dude if listening to metal is wrong I don’t wanna be right.

  • @paused_tv
    @paused_tv 9 лет назад +1458

    "like black sabbath and kiss"
    KISS?
    KISS?!?!? DID THEY JUST CALL KISS A METAL BAND?!?!?
    HELLO?!?!

    • @lepkember6913
      @lepkember6913 9 лет назад +108

      They have no idea, they just see the eeevil makup and costume.

    • @gb7995
      @gb7995 9 лет назад +67

      +TheSaintOG Graphic Designer I know the clip in the video was the 80's.... But if you consider the time and the mindset of 1974, KISS were considered "Heavy Metal". Just listen to Parasite or Watching' You. This was before the generalization of Heavy Metal became what we know today.

    • @Jakromha
      @Jakromha 9 лет назад +24

      +TheSaintOG Graphic Designer They're kinda glammetal if you compare them with other glam rock artists. However, if you compare them with actual metal, they're more rock.

    • @gb7995
      @gb7995 9 лет назад +13

      +Jakromha That's a good way to put it, I completely agree. Although, KISS has certainly had their periods of being Metal. Songs like Under the Gun, Hate, and Rain.

    • @dylaneschedor1726
      @dylaneschedor1726 9 лет назад +1

      I know i just about threw my phone across the room

  • @spacealienjesus709
    @spacealienjesus709 5 лет назад +724

    Kevin is more metal then any of us.
    He got saved on a stack of beer.

    • @chptrk75
      @chptrk75 5 лет назад +5

      🥳😂🤘🏻

    • @theakudzuwitchqueen
      @theakudzuwitchqueen 5 лет назад +20

      It is indeed very thrash of him

    • @Robocline
      @Robocline 5 лет назад +11

      He just wanted the free tickets to stryper they promised him. Kevin I would bet is still a metal head.

    • @kindsey1
      @kindsey1 5 лет назад +1

      Nice pfp

    • @nickshane9314
      @nickshane9314 5 лет назад +2

      That story if true is kinda awesome but I feel like its a fabricated story to get on tv I could be wrong though I've been wrong before

  • @shawarmageddonit
    @shawarmageddonit 4 года назад +177

    6:04: "Dr. Keaton sees images of sex and death in all kinds of things"
    Yeah, right there's your problem.

  • @deathmetaldouglas69
    @deathmetaldouglas69 5 лет назад +703

    "I prayed on a stack of beer". Priceless.

    • @christopherconard2831
      @christopherconard2831 5 лет назад +23

      I've knelt before a toilet and prayed to die after a stack of beer. Does that count?

    • @jeffjackson9679
      @jeffjackson9679 5 лет назад +8

      Later that night when he went to puke his guts out and "prayed to the porcelin god", his old man whipped him with a belt and labeled him a heretic.

    • @Madmatt18
      @Madmatt18 5 лет назад +2

      @@jeffjackson9679 im prayed to the porcelin god numerous times never got whipped for it but my dad lefts for cigarettes and lotto tickets before i was born.. i guess he won cause he hasnt come back

    • @averagebritishguy7082
      @averagebritishguy7082 5 лет назад +1

      Is there any other way?

    • @nekad2000
      @nekad2000 5 лет назад +7

      I wonder where this guy is now. Was he able to overcome his crippling heavy metal addiction or is he in a gutter turning tricks for Metallica singles? We may never know.

  • @aham2903
    @aham2903 5 лет назад +464

    "A heroin addict needs his fix; I needed to rock!" So true, my dude. So true.

    • @jdcreep5394
      @jdcreep5394 4 года назад +8

      Sounds like jack black stuff to say

    • @sirspookybones1118
      @sirspookybones1118 4 года назад +4

      @@jdcreep5394 probably change a little bit to have "A heroin addict needed his fix; but I needed the metal"

    • @hpjk772
      @hpjk772 4 года назад +2

      Yeah, but then he went full hillbilly.

  • @williamsmith666
    @williamsmith666 5 лет назад +389

    "Michael Chaloub
    Age: 17"
    The goomba looks like he's pushing 30, please...

    • @sarephbtmistari8909
      @sarephbtmistari8909 5 лет назад +21

      First thing I thought as well. I'm 33 and he looks older than me

    • @_sayten_
      @_sayten_ 5 лет назад +5

      Testosterone my dude

    • @sibco96
      @sibco96 5 лет назад +26

      What the hell were they feeding these 17 year olds?

    • @BuzzKillingtonable
      @BuzzKillingtonable 5 лет назад +6

      Gaining the trust of the ingroup...now where can I make a score of some grass?

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts 5 лет назад +5

      I don't know what his age was but I can say this: Cigarettes were still common, leaded gasoline was still sold (although it was being phased out)) and cars of the time gave more emissions while using more fuel. People born from the 1920s - 1960s generally looked older than they were, I don't think we realize just how common alcohol and cigarettes were from the 40s - 60s.

  • @doodoobonejones
    @doodoobonejones 4 года назад +52

    4:25 "Like those idiots over there"
    Cuts to two people throwing a Frisbee 😂😂

  • @dannytheman1313
    @dannytheman1313 4 года назад +3521

    In the 50's the scapegoat was comic books
    In the 60's it was hippies and weed
    In the 70's it was violent television and movies
    In the 80's it was death metal
    In the 90's it was Rap Music
    In the 2000's it was video games
    In the 2010's it was the internet its self
    Unfortunately these people will blame anything to hide the fact that they are the problem. Their kids killed themselves not because of some backwards message found in the music, it was because they were in pain and you weren't paying attention. If your kid is wearing all black and dying their hair its because they want to escape the norms you thrust upon them. If your family is broken because your kid is into something you aren't it means your family was never that strong to begin with. Stop blaming the music and realize that you are the problem.

    • @overlordinquisitor6565
      @overlordinquisitor6565 4 года назад +97

      Dungeons and Dragons.

    • @dannytheman1313
      @dannytheman1313 4 года назад +98

      @@overlordinquisitor6565 I forgot about D&D I'm a nerd too I should know my history. That whole Satanic Panic with people like Billy Grahm and Jerry Falwell saying that death metal and star wars and yes D&D were all part of the devils plot to corrupt the children.

    • @overlordinquisitor6565
      @overlordinquisitor6565 4 года назад +67

      Well I’m a Christian who likes Star Wars, Dungeons and Dragons, Death Metal, and Warhammer 40,000 so imagine what people think lol

    • @dannytheman1313
      @dannytheman1313 4 года назад +20

      @@overlordinquisitor6565 I try not to if you like those things and it doesn't hurt anyone else if it doesn't personally interfere with the lives of others then it shouldn't matter what someone else thinks. Thats why I always hated the whole satanic panic period of the 80's and even into the 90's. For most death metal never personally affected their lives but they wanted to take it away which would have affected the lives of others. The whole thing was stupid and pointless.

    • @overlordinquisitor6565
      @overlordinquisitor6565 4 года назад +15

      I’m just jesting, most people I’m around are OK with it. The ones who aren’t I don’t associate with.

  • @ryansanada8073
    @ryansanada8073 5 лет назад +1884

    “The upside down cross is a symbol of Satan and a mockery of Jesus” HAHAHAHAHAHSHAHAHAH. The upside down cross is the symbol of Saint Peter, who requested to be crucified UPSIDE DOWN because he didn’t see himself worthy of the same death as Jesus

    • @str8edgerockstar956
      @str8edgerockstar956 5 лет назад +171

      Exactly... but tell that to them and they'll accuse you of sacrilege. there people are so ignorant.

    • @RYx222
      @RYx222 5 лет назад +76

      @@str8edgerockstar956 Its started to be commonly used as a representation of the Anti Christ now though

    • @xafbxmoto269
      @xafbxmoto269 5 лет назад +39

      We all know the history like you all know that Ozzy and avenged sevenfold aren’t obsessed with St. Peter either.

    • @ryansanada8073
      @ryansanada8073 5 лет назад +30

      @@xafbxmoto269 their usage of the symbol is based on misunderstanding

    • @somemedic
      @somemedic 4 года назад +9

      Oh, but my upside down Peter is soooo worthy

  • @meci6625
    @meci6625 6 лет назад +317

    That frisbee-hating bit was the most brutal thing ever recorded

    • @ShredAtlas
      @ShredAtlas 5 лет назад +21

      those idiots playin frisbee in the middle of the field😭😭

    • @michaelmurray3800
      @michaelmurray3800 5 лет назад +7

      LMFAO

    • @jonathanryan2915
      @jonathanryan2915 5 лет назад +2

      That report was the most accurate

    • @Podcastforthewin
      @Podcastforthewin 5 лет назад +4

      With the million color shirts. The 80’s were the mother fuckin time

    • @Madmatt18
      @Madmatt18 5 лет назад +3

      @@Podcastforthewin dont forget the coke, the 80s where a magical time

  • @Junior13113
    @Junior13113 3 года назад +115

    "I want to see Black Metal burned"
    Damn, that's pretty Metal

  • @baddriversoffortworthtexas4557
    @baddriversoffortworthtexas4557 8 лет назад +755

    "Came home drunk".... But heavy metal is his problem.. Ok, then.
    Guitar = bad, frisbee = good HAHAHAHA

    • @ericagilvin1859
      @ericagilvin1859 7 лет назад +4

      Bad Drivers of Fort Worth, Texas
      Go forth and sing it in Heavy Metal! THrowwww the Frissssbeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @josuastangl7140
      @josuastangl7140 6 лет назад +4

      Definetly would not have prayed sober!

    • @Wildsyde1
      @Wildsyde1 6 лет назад +4

      Threw open the door on a beer truck 😂😂

  • @angrylesbianoffensive8153
    @angrylesbianoffensive8153 5 лет назад +313

    “A heroin addict needs his fix, I needed to rock”
    Wow, my bro.

  • @eastexxxan
    @eastexxxan 8 лет назад +927

    "a rocking musical evening, with fans swaying to metallica's beat" lmao

    • @makaska5
      @makaska5 8 лет назад +68

      Swaying to the symphony huehue

    • @SacredReach0
      @SacredReach0 8 лет назад +41

      +makaska5 of destruction

    • @JulianEmdon
      @JulianEmdon 8 лет назад +2

      Lets cover up all the visuals with titles :p

    • @malavparmar7694
      @malavparmar7694 8 лет назад +2

      same

    • @jaitlyfamily1484
      @jaitlyfamily1484 8 лет назад +4

      Actually that's understandable.... I live in India and I'm actually happy they're not talking about shit shows

  • @The_Real_Tom_Ball
    @The_Real_Tom_Ball 4 года назад +54

    Kid who likes metal: I learned about the battle for Britain from aces high and how we managed to save the country from the nazis
    His mum: where’s the exorcist I have the devil in my house

  • @tavicotavio
    @tavicotavio 5 лет назад +1609

    >Heavy Metal bands
    >Kiss
    *What*

    • @Trx-ep7rg
      @Trx-ep7rg 5 лет назад +158

      For those parents in the 80's everything with power chords was heavy metal

    • @IrateWizrd
      @IrateWizrd 5 лет назад +36

      Bon jovi too early in their career

    • @fredderf551
      @fredderf551 5 лет назад +27

      Knights In Satan's Service.

    • @boogienights77
      @boogienights77 5 лет назад +20

      My mom won't let me listen to them, they're not even metal

    • @ohguy1991
      @ohguy1991 5 лет назад +14

      I always heard it was "Kids In Satan's Service"

  • @industrialsizedcirclejerk
    @industrialsizedcirclejerk 5 лет назад +428

    “heavy metal bands like kiss”
    i have no words.

    • @BuzzKillingtonable
      @BuzzKillingtonable 5 лет назад +3

      Um, I think "Strutter" would prove you wrong. That's the heaviest metallics you can sway hips to.

    • @stevespyder
      @stevespyder 4 года назад +1

      my favorite scooby doo movie is the one with KISS ruclips.net/video/A35YBHx0ots/видео.html

    • @DirkaDirkazoid
      @DirkaDirkazoid 4 года назад +3

      Kiss is Crap..

    • @Facusblues
      @Facusblues 4 года назад +3

      @@DirkaDirkazoid you are crap

    • @arturo22ize
      @arturo22ize 4 года назад +5

      @@DirkaDirkazoid out of all ways of telling us that you personally don't like KISS you have chosen the rudest one

  • @BleedTheWineUnholy
    @BleedTheWineUnholy 8 лет назад +262

    "A heroin addict needs his fix, I needed to rock" that one's killing me omg 😂😂😂

    • @TheWarizon
      @TheWarizon 8 лет назад +2

      you know where to find the full clip of that??

    • @BleedTheWineUnholy
      @BleedTheWineUnholy 8 лет назад

      Fernando Ferreira if I find it I'll let you know, as I'm looking for it myself now. Oh man, you can't script comedy that good lol

    • @TheWarizon
      @TheWarizon 8 лет назад

      True =D

    • @TheWarizon
      @TheWarizon 8 лет назад

      Thanks, will do the same =)

    • @andypurvis5453
      @andypurvis5453 8 лет назад

      There's a link to it. Top comment.

  • @ramblinoutlaw
    @ramblinoutlaw 3 года назад +30

    I remember Manson causing a huge stir. My parents freaking out. I am from RURAL Louisiana. But I found that metal is the truest way to express what a lot of our youth is exactly feeling, not necessarily with violence. Go to a concert, get in the pit, old school and just let it out. Metal heads are some of the nicest people anyone could ever meet. Old school bikers are the exact same way.

  • @Mimi-cq4bg
    @Mimi-cq4bg 5 лет назад +1923

    Black sabbath and kiss. Two bands that should never be in the same sentence.

    • @lorraineskinner1949
      @lorraineskinner1949 4 года назад +14

      ASMR touch so true

    • @adrianshephard378
      @adrianshephard378 4 года назад +6

      Why?

    • @cxlxmbvs4535
      @cxlxmbvs4535 4 года назад +76

      Why? They both rock and actually toured together back in the 70's.

    • @cxlxmbvs4535
      @cxlxmbvs4535 4 года назад +8

      @@samc3241 I agree, what's your point?

    • @qua-z5357
      @qua-z5357 4 года назад +14

      That was like when kiss and mötley crüe were put under the same category just cause they did one tour together

  • @cassandralyris4918
    @cassandralyris4918 4 года назад +368

    "The Satanic Smell Of Success" would make a great album title, just sayin'.

    • @purexhoney
      @purexhoney 3 года назад +4

      I’m stealing that one

    • @ellnine66
      @ellnine66 3 года назад +4

      Especially since satanists believe in having successful and educated lives.

    • @duncan3998
      @duncan3998 3 года назад +2

      More like cursed album

    • @ianbeale2527
      @ianbeale2527 3 года назад +2

      Sounds like it would be a Spinal Tap album.

    • @dragroch5536
      @dragroch5536 3 года назад +2

      Satanic Smell would be Spicy tomato crisps. Yummy.

  • @krustydaklown7398
    @krustydaklown7398 5 лет назад +996

    Funny I was listening to Judas Priest while studying one late night.... I was tired and heard those subliminal messages "do it,Do it, DO IT,!" So I went and DID IT!
    And scored an A on that test...

    • @mindtraveller100
      @mindtraveller100 5 лет назад +44

      Also, that man believes that "Do It" is a satanic message. So, he tried to ban Judas Priest, didn´t work. Now, he´s trying to ban Nike...

    • @lordryan-o8932
      @lordryan-o8932 5 лет назад +5

      You only did it because of your Nike tee shirt! Had it been New Balance, an F would have been in your future...

    • @rogerauger7766
      @rogerauger7766 5 лет назад +4

      A High School Diploma? It's a gateway to a College or University Degree! For Shame! Tsk, Tsk Tsk!

    • @metalgod2642
      @metalgod2642 5 лет назад +5

      Even if it did actually say do it, what the fuck does that mean...dumb asses!

    • @gonzal2001
      @gonzal2001 5 лет назад +3

      Palpatine in the background " do it"

  • @sgt.wolfenstein0818
    @sgt.wolfenstein0818 4 года назад +62

    First off, Praying on a stack of beer is metal.
    Micheal Chaloub "Age 17" looks 36 years old

    • @multitudeofidols
      @multitudeofidols 3 года назад +3

      I bet he was the school narc.

    • @melissacooper8724
      @melissacooper8724 6 месяцев назад

      If you think that's mental, wait until you hear this. He then got his entire collection of his heavy metal records and burned them!

  • @punkybruster1084
    @punkybruster1084 5 лет назад +115

    "I prayed while sitting on a stack of beer." Oh boy metal music caused all of my problems.

  • @BudLightBeerOfStarCommand
    @BudLightBeerOfStarCommand 8 лет назад +1239

    "those idiots playing frisbee in the field over there"

    • @tziirkq
      @tziirkq 8 лет назад +160

      Frisbee isn't metal. Murder-frisbee is pretty metal, but regular frisbee?
      Frisbee golf is metal, too.

    • @gamjam1581
      @gamjam1581 8 лет назад +7

      +tziirkq this made my day

    • @yop9694
      @yop9694 8 лет назад +103

      the disdain he had in his voice for the act of playing Frisbee in the middle of a field was the most metal thing ever!

    • @escoa13
      @escoa13 8 лет назад +42

      All I could think of is "that guy is cool."

    • @seanwilkinson3975
      @seanwilkinson3975 8 лет назад +19

      That guy, sad to say, looks like his only two brain cells were rubbing frantically against each other to spark a coherent thought. Or, earlier on, he'd blazed through enough blonde hash to stun a Clydesdale.
      I feel that if you gave him a Frisbee, he'd take a bite and say, "This taco fuckin' sucks! It's all stale an' shit. And where's the meat an' cheese and that cut-up red an' green shit? Fuck, gimme some hot sauce an' I'll try it again."
      I was a metalhead in the Eighties, but I truly hope I didn't resemble him in any way, since I was mildly dismissive of "preps/preppies" as well...mostly the wealthy ones who showed off their nice cars or fashionable outfits.

  • @arztverach8608
    @arztverach8608 8 лет назад +109

    "Fans swaying to Metalica's beat"
    I like that. That's nice.

  • @yatziryderas2198
    @yatziryderas2198 4 года назад +37

    these people remind of when i dated my ex. he HATED that i loved metal and bc of that, i left him. he didn’t accept me for who i was and what i liked. to this day, i still love metal🤘🏻

    • @melissacooper8724
      @melissacooper8724 6 месяцев назад

      That reminds me of an episode of The Simpsons where Otto was engaged to his girlfriend Becky. Right before the ceremony, Becky confided in Marge that she hates heavy metal music but never tells Otto because she doesn't want to hurt his feelings. He ended up leaving her after giving him the ultimatum on choosing his music or her.

  • @chrisplaxe6088
    @chrisplaxe6088 8 лет назад +164

    ''it was meant to be a rocking musical evening with fans swinging to metallica's beat''

    • @Phant0mGetsuga993
      @Phant0mGetsuga993 6 лет назад +2

      I freaking lost it when he said that. Ignorance at its finest.

  • @loveMyFreakinLife
    @loveMyFreakinLife 4 года назад +355

    "I just prayed right there on the stack of beers."
    The basis of every 'murica meme!

  • @ghengiskhan9308
    @ghengiskhan9308 8 лет назад +162

    Saying the killer listened to metal is like saying the killer was wearing socks

    • @memorizingmemorias3653
      @memorizingmemorias3653 8 лет назад +28

      Those goddamn socks! Turning people violent because we assume they're affiliated with Satan.

    • @theali8oras274
      @theali8oras274 7 лет назад +3

      patryk kowlski QUICK!!LETS SENSOR THE WORD "$¤€K"!!

    • @brodycates8472
      @brodycates8472 7 лет назад +1

      Every killer wears socks. Ban them!!

    • @ramenfox8680
      @ramenfox8680 6 лет назад +1

      100% of killers drank water at some point in their life

    • @user-me8hy8ew4o
      @user-me8hy8ew4o 5 лет назад

      Guys! You are so dumb! Socks are not evil, like wtf! Of course the evil are the shoes around the socks, that prevent that the good from the socks can come out! Thats common known, Smh!

  • @mybraineatseverything7404
    @mybraineatseverything7404 3 года назад +14

    This is freakin hilarious! I remember this time period well. The only thing Tipper Gore did was let us know which records we wanted to buy. LOL

  • @kagethedemonslayer
    @kagethedemonslayer 7 лет назад +361

    Yo, Kevin my man, sounds like your problem's alcohol, not heavy metal

    • @CurtisAlfeld
      @CurtisAlfeld 5 лет назад +22

      It's easier to blame art than yourself.

    • @search895
      @search895 5 лет назад +30

      The same for the mother worried about "what this music has made to this family". Most probably her family just sucked. Music does not change a good family.

    • @Jizzlewobbwtfcus
      @Jizzlewobbwtfcus 5 лет назад +4

      @@search895 well said

    • @TruckerMurph
      @TruckerMurph 5 лет назад +2

      Exactly

    • @mothorsen
      @mothorsen 5 лет назад +2

      Yeah. I think Kevin needs his fix, be it drinking, metal or Jesus.

  • @aaronnelson7702
    @aaronnelson7702 5 лет назад +201

    Said that about Elvis, The Beatles, Jazz, Mozart, and Trog the cave man.

    • @justjamesAMX
      @justjamesAMX 5 лет назад +15

      Im still kinda pissed about Trog

    • @Paelspring
      @Paelspring 4 года назад +10

      James Holbrooks yeah same here, it’s not just banging bones, it’s love and compassion

    • @claemayor1650
      @claemayor1650 4 года назад +2

      Trog hated loud music

    • @Spore1018
      @Spore1018 4 года назад

      A Mason?

    • @aaronnelson7702
      @aaronnelson7702 4 года назад

      @@Spore1018 I am

  • @lemursven9195
    @lemursven9195 7 лет назад +252

    "Death, Obituary, Massacre, and Morbid Angel." Well at least he knows what IS actually death metal!

  • @Foresterscene
    @Foresterscene 4 года назад +16

    Metal: Lyrics about historical events and feelings
    Society: ITS SATAN

  • @gorkaaustin5306
    @gorkaaustin5306 8 лет назад +406

    "There is an upside down corss, depicting the mockery of Jesus Christ"
    Or you know, it could be St. Peter.

    • @thekydman01
      @thekydman01 7 лет назад +25

      Tommy Salami THANK YOU HOLY SHIT

    • @snowh1te208
      @snowh1te208 7 лет назад +10

      I was waiting for someone to mention that

    • @hellknightmordred7655
      @hellknightmordred7655 6 лет назад +4

      I've already read a ton of comments that said this already so i don't know where your getting the idea that no one knows this. But yeah the symbol has changed. For me and many others its a sign of mockery against the cross and the christians know it too.

    • @herculesbrofister265
      @herculesbrofister265 5 лет назад +1

      Dont feign ignorance. Everyone knows what metalers are using it for.

    • @gabrielcabello9227
      @gabrielcabello9227 5 лет назад +3

      Hercules Brofister Depends which bands are doing it and why they’re doing it.
      Sometimes they’re not even trying to mock Christianity, they’re just depicting the theme of their music with imagery.

  • @thegamedudeguy
    @thegamedudeguy 5 лет назад +169

    04:15 Michael Age 17 looks like he's 43 years old

    • @michaelalguire419
      @michaelalguire419 4 года назад +13

      That's because the only guys you see who look like that today are 43.

    • @ezekiel1832
      @ezekiel1832 4 года назад +8

      and he's got that Adolf thing happenin

    • @anubisvegeta89
      @anubisvegeta89 4 года назад +2

      That life after death shirt though

    • @coreyhardwick4660
      @coreyhardwick4660 4 года назад +7

      If New Jersey was a person.

    • @jaronimo1976
      @jaronimo1976 4 года назад

      @@ezekiel1832 His name's Arab tho...

  • @tangoplays2547
    @tangoplays2547 8 лет назад +255

    I know a priest whose favorite bands are Slipknot and Slayer (among others). Good man.

    • @grimsamedi4014
      @grimsamedi4014 7 лет назад +29

      TangoPlays Yo! That's a priest I'd like to befriend

    • @tasberkes
      @tasberkes 6 лет назад +31

      u could say... hes a judas priest

    • @Rivwe
      @Rivwe 6 лет назад +5

      finally a true christian who DOESNT believe metal is satanic

    • @ninjaartist1235
      @ninjaartist1235 6 лет назад +2

      I'm switching churches now.

    • @Rivwe
      @Rivwe 6 лет назад +4

      Kyle Robinson
      No they’re not.
      1. Tom Araya is a catholic. Plus I believe everyone else is an atheist.
      2. They just like the whole satanic theme/aesthetics.

  • @HunterForsberg
    @HunterForsberg 3 года назад +11

    On a side note:
    Ritual's frontman wanted me to join as their bassist back in 2014.
    My dumbass said no. :')

  • @devilsorchard1449
    @devilsorchard1449 8 лет назад +146

    "Death, Obituary, Massacre, Morbid Angel, if you think the band names say it all their gutteral lyrics say even more....
    .....MURDER! MURDER!" I'm dying right now!

    • @brainrunnethout
      @brainrunnethout 6 лет назад +12

      Devil's Orchard Death was an awesome band. RIP Chuck.

    • @knightartorias5182
      @knightartorias5182 6 лет назад +13

      But wait! There's more
      -Cannibal Corpse
      -Autopsy
      -Deicide
      -Six Feet Under
      -Carcass
      -Dying Fetus
      -Immolation
      -Gorguts

    • @Chuck-qn9fk
      @Chuck-qn9fk 6 лет назад +5

      Knight Artorias ...And you can get all of these bands on one fabulous K-tel album!

    • @emosis2527
      @emosis2527 6 лет назад

      @@knightartorias5182 infant annihilater

    • @nickkohlmann
      @nickkohlmann 5 лет назад

      @@knightartorias5182
      - Rectal Smegma
      - Chainsaw Masturbation
      (I just saw patches of them, I don't listen to them.)

  • @DonVigaDeFierro
    @DonVigaDeFierro 5 лет назад +1323

    1950s: "Comic books bad!!"
    1970s: "Television bad!!"
    1980-90s: "Metal music bad!!"
    2000s: "Video games bad!!"
    When will people discover that is actually "Parents bad!!"?

    • @MuzikBike
      @MuzikBike 5 лет назад +129

      2010s: "Edgy comedy bad!!!"

    • @sleepmanual3718
      @sleepmanual3718 5 лет назад +11

      @@MuzikBike Id like to offer you a job

    • @bezoticallyyours83
      @bezoticallyyours83 5 лет назад +76

      Its not that parents are bad, its just ignorant blowhards who try to control everyone except themselves through fear-mongering and misinformation that are bad. And some of them do happen to be parents too.

    • @gourMETalhead
      @gourMETalhead 5 лет назад +27

      2020s: "Meat bad!!"

    • @MrLump
      @MrLump 5 лет назад +10

      *Steel Beam* bad parents and school are the problem

  • @Chris-yd1qy
    @Chris-yd1qy 5 лет назад +271

    Kevin's problem was not knowing where to find an AA meeting.

    • @saltymcpepper5777
      @saltymcpepper5777 5 лет назад +7

      He should have just googled it.

    • @sailor1566
      @sailor1566 4 года назад +3

      If he was even a metal head at all and not a plant for the tv spot

    • @xeaon26cz
      @xeaon26cz 4 года назад

      Oh hey, captain Spaulding!

    • @KenMabie
      @KenMabie 4 года назад

      AA is a Christian organization

    • @richorichards4655
      @richorichards4655 4 года назад

      Kevin's problem is he's a turncoat bitch

  • @alfredoalejandro87
    @alfredoalejandro87 Год назад +3

    I love all metal, all kinds of metal. I have loved metal since my dad introduced me to it as a 4 year old. As a 36 year old man with three children, I will be passing this beautiful music on to them. In fact my 4 year old daughter loves death metal already.

  • @Glizzy_Shaman
    @Glizzy_Shaman 9 лет назад +692

    If metal is Satanic, then Satan has great taste.

    • @rachelrose83
      @rachelrose83 6 лет назад +5

      Man I LOVE your comment!

    • @ihavenoname5800
      @ihavenoname5800 6 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @rakayasserra
      @rakayasserra 5 лет назад +2

      Nice dude 😂

    • @tylercooper3727
      @tylercooper3727 5 лет назад +3

      zacharyporter96 bro I couldn’t agree more

    • @BlackCroft666
      @BlackCroft666 5 лет назад +4

      Well lunatics say everything fun is satanic. So automatically Satan has great taste. Even though in german metal forums a lot of memes are created with Jesus saying "I don't listen to prayers. I listen to metal!", too. But who says both aren't actually buddies behind the scenes?

  • @NightsIntoDreams777
    @NightsIntoDreams777 5 лет назад +158

    "I wanna see it banned, i want it off the face of the earth"
    Damn, she must've been really unhappy down the line.

    • @chr15tune56
      @chr15tune56 5 лет назад +7

      Shes the original Karen

    • @daemondarwin97
      @daemondarwin97 5 лет назад +1

      Good thing she's probably stuck in the ground by now fuck em

    • @c-force5217
      @c-force5217 5 лет назад

      Chr15 tune5 she’s a fucking old geezer

    • @gamerrage8188
      @gamerrage8188 5 лет назад

      Happy?

    • @sanbilge
      @sanbilge 5 лет назад +6

      Can't communicate with her own kid and blames metal. Statistically this is probably your fault, mom!

  • @jarianb15
    @jarianb15 8 лет назад +681

    Did those 20,000 people ever get to swing to Metallica's beats?

    • @walking_contradiction92
      @walking_contradiction92 7 лет назад +8

      Yes they did. Some went for the second scheduled show the two days later. The cancelled show was reschedled to a date I can't remember.

    • @devinvenne
      @devinvenne 7 лет назад

      Gary Pereira He said the next day.

    • @mannysavage88
      @mannysavage88 6 лет назад

      😄😄😄😄😄😄

    • @EclecticoIconoclasta
      @EclecticoIconoclasta 6 лет назад

      I guess it must have been the load or reload albums tour. Those albums to me sound like southern rock and soul

    • @84ames
      @84ames 6 лет назад +2

      Chaos beckoned so who knows?

  • @keanuismyfather7477
    @keanuismyfather7477 4 года назад +12

    3:20
    *“You were the chosen one! It was said that you would destroy the Sith, not join them!”*

  • @jeanbailey3550
    @jeanbailey3550 8 лет назад +79

    So funny. I'm 52, heavily got into most of these bands -- plus punk and hardcore -- and here I am today a law-abiding, tax paying, middle aged citizen who's never been arrested, never sacrificed a baby or animal, never burned a church to the ground. I work, pay my taxes, raised a fine upstanding young man serving in the US military, I rescue shelter animals, give to charities, and still listen to Iron Maiden, Black Sabbath, Misfits, GBH, Ramones, Type O, etc. Weathered this, and today classic punk and metal pop up on television all the time. As Ozzy said, you can't kill rock 'n roll, it's here to stay. \m/

  • @CarimboHanky
    @CarimboHanky 5 лет назад +416

    i have been listening to metal for the past 21 years(since i was 12) and im still not satanic, still not violent, still not alcoholic, guess im doing something wrong 😂🤘

    • @BoonTobias80
      @BoonTobias80 5 лет назад +36

      Not 1 animal sacrifice!? Dude wtf!?

    • @matthewaycox5859
      @matthewaycox5859 5 лет назад +8

      You need to get your ass in gear

    • @sullivanknoth6430
      @sullivanknoth6430 5 лет назад +2

      we're the same age. what were your intro bands? Mine were White Zombie and Metallica

    • @twistonthat3186
      @twistonthat3186 5 лет назад +4

      You're not listening to it loud enough!!!
      OZZY!!!

    • @miyadonelly8286
      @miyadonelly8286 5 лет назад +2

      hey, gotta say, im not a metalhead straight up, im just a random listener, and im an alcoholic. so maybe its the other music too hahahahha

  • @lucasduque8289
    @lucasduque8289 5 лет назад +343

    "Black metal music will leave its mark in this country... Just as it has in Norway"
    I laughed so loud at that point.

    • @mentealienari7293
      @mentealienari7293 5 лет назад +3

      Sadly not.

    • @jamesflames6987
      @jamesflames6987 5 лет назад +9

      Scores of churches in Norway have been burned down by black metal fans. That's what they were referring to. They cut to a clip of it.

    • @deathbydeviceable
      @deathbydeviceable 5 лет назад +4

      @aussie bloke you know that one religion where if you burned down their Church it's considered a hate crime and start a war against anybody but them? What is it called? It's a peaceful religion.
      Oh, Islam. I'd take any religion but them, and people like you think you're safe cause you think you don't have a god. Well, go burn down an Islam church if you think it brings world peace

    • @gorehammer42o
      @gorehammer42o 5 лет назад

      Wasn't Mayhem from Norway?

    • @gorehammer42o
      @gorehammer42o 5 лет назад +1

      @@deathbydeviceable Damn bro. You straight CRUSHED that.

  • @jasoneves140
    @jasoneves140 4 года назад +5

    I’ve read more violent passages in their Fairy Tale book than I’ve ever heard in my 40 years of metal.

  • @sirspookybones1118
    @sirspookybones1118 5 лет назад +81

    Guy - " this song says Do it, do it"
    Halford - "Do what?"

  • @Unbeniamhable
    @Unbeniamhable 5 лет назад +191

    4:07 “age 17” yeah right
    He looks like a 30 year old going through a mid-life crisis and wanting to look cool

    • @GiuseppeRedscarf
      @GiuseppeRedscarf 5 лет назад +10

      That's a 21 Jump Street cop right there

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts 4 года назад +3

      People from the 50s to 70s (maybe even the 80s) matured a lot quicker, there's a chance he really _was_ that age. We're not living in a time period with leaded gasoline, lots of cigarette smoke, or cars that don't have emission controls. He, however, was. Granted, we got catalytic converters for 1975 model cars.

  • @videorage
    @videorage 8 лет назад +33

    I fell on a stack of beer & prayed... prayed that the stack of beer would never end.

  • @cristiaolson7327
    @cristiaolson7327 4 года назад +5

    Aaaand news stories like this are why my mom took 20 years to come to grips with my taste in music. Thankfully, after 20 years of me simultaneously being a decent, responsible human, she finally came around and realized I hadn't turned into a monster. Helped that my dad also likes classic rock, and plays guitar himself, so he can appreciate the talent and effort it takes to play good metal.
    Now my 15-year-old plays metal guitar, and my parents are actually proud of how hard he has worked to learn.
    Keep being cool, keep rocking; people can get over it eventually. \m/

  • @yeetbomb2015
    @yeetbomb2015 5 лет назад +294

    LMAO "the hand signal of Satan"

    • @kuzrahfan2004
      @kuzrahfan2004 5 лет назад +11

      That's the hand signal of rock

    • @jeffjackson9679
      @jeffjackson9679 5 лет назад +20

      No kidding. Dio got it from his Italian grandmother, it was a sign to wish one well.

    • @strarfishalbum6364
      @strarfishalbum6364 5 лет назад

      jeff jackson and where did she get it from. It’s a cult sign, it’s evil. That’s why bands say hold up the sign.

    • @blackenedizzycore
      @blackenedizzycore 5 лет назад +8

      Well personally I could care less. Kill god hail satan 🤟
      Neither exist but at least satan has great fuckin music

    • @yaboi2500
      @yaboi2500 5 лет назад +6

      Fandom Trash Kappa Satan does not have good music, for he has his hands in pop music.

  • @lalakuma9
    @lalakuma9 7 лет назад +2171

    Basically metalheads have been trolling Christians since the 80s

    • @jakobsedmak844
      @jakobsedmak844 6 лет назад +70

      lalakuma9 but im a metalhead christian! i dont really listen to black or death metal but i really like power, heavy....

    • @Phant0mGetsuga993
      @Phant0mGetsuga993 6 лет назад +17

      And it's super fun as well!!

    • @MachineGunAustin
      @MachineGunAustin 6 лет назад +3

      lol

    • @suro2545
      @suro2545 6 лет назад +27

      Hey, metal! Christian here. Love metal and think of it as art. Praise satan I don't care, but the music is good soo....

    • @jakobsedmak844
      @jakobsedmak844 6 лет назад +5

      Max Campo u seem like a nice guy... why dont you go fuck yourself

  • @metalheadmike69
    @metalheadmike69 8 лет назад +404

    >Kiss
    >Heavy Metal
    Pick one

    • @TheBlackQueen
      @TheBlackQueen 6 лет назад +17

      Kiss was Glam Metal before they sold out to Disco.

    • @zombiehalo9588
      @zombiehalo9588 6 лет назад +10

      I prefer heavy metal honestly I don't really like Kiss

    • @achilles2483
      @achilles2483 6 лет назад +4

      At the time they were considered metal.
      Any band was considered metal at that time, really.

    • @Private_Hoppa
      @Private_Hoppa 6 лет назад +1

      My second favorite band or my favorite musical genre. I can’t decide.

    • @jacobboone9523
      @jacobboone9523 6 лет назад +1

      Parasite, God Of Thunder, Creatures of the Night, I Love It Loud, Unholy... there's more....ALL METAL..Go check and argue with me

  • @jwanbesande2734
    @jwanbesande2734 3 года назад +12

    I swear to God, the sentence "It was supposed to be a rocking musical event with fans swaying to Metallica's beat" will never leave my mind. It is burrowed in there like a brain-eating parasite and it is not leaving soon.

  • @yaldaboth1889
    @yaldaboth1889 4 года назад +143

    "One thing is for sure, Satan sells"
    Black Sabbath: "Leave the Earth to Satan and his slaves. Leave them to their future in their graves"

    • @starkraven7308
      @starkraven7308 3 года назад +6

      Make a home where love is there to stay.
      Peace and happiness in every day.
      Crazy how people can pick what they want out of something and ignore the rest to turn it into whatever they imagine, isn't it?

    • @johnalex6309
      @johnalex6309 3 года назад

      @Cryptic Hippie It's "After Forever"...

    • @dylanadams1455
      @dylanadams1455 3 года назад +2

      "What about Children of the Grave? That sounds pretty satanic"
      *clears throat*
      "If you want a better place to live in
      Spread the words today
      Show the world that love is still alive you must be brave
      Or you children of today are children of the grave"

    • @flame_zzl
      @flame_zzl 3 года назад +1

      Satan sells... But who's buying?

  • @gustavbogren5119
    @gustavbogren5119 5 лет назад +106

    "Is death metal just hype or something that can really hurt your kids"
    Me:
    Well i have hurt my neck a couple of times...

    • @jamesstuart1634
      @jamesstuart1634 5 лет назад +3

      I've hurt my entire body on certain occasions...

    • @gustavbogren5119
      @gustavbogren5119 5 лет назад +1

      @@jamesstuart1634 moshing?

    • @thirdgen377
      @thirdgen377 5 лет назад +3

      I've hurt my neck as well as taken elbows to the face. Best of times and nobody died.

    • @wildae.
      @wildae. 5 лет назад

      neck and i can't talk for few days after concerts, best times :D

    • @jmrggrmj9330
      @jmrggrmj9330 5 лет назад

      😢 the silent pain of the headbangers, how lonely it can get.
      🤣🤣

  • @richsackett3423
    @richsackett3423 5 лет назад +103

    3:20 Wait. Kid with a mullet prayed on a case of beer in a beer truck to stop listening to metal? That's weird, right?

    • @wyatthowell2315
      @wyatthowell2315 5 лет назад +8

      It’s actually pretty common here in the Midwest.

    • @tales-of-fossegrim
      @tales-of-fossegrim 5 лет назад +1

      insert joke about pantera here

    • @b.l.8755
      @b.l.8755 5 лет назад +1

      Well it seems like he prayed to get over his alcoholism and to be less self absorbed

  • @austinbradley8551
    @austinbradley8551 Год назад +1

    i love how in the middle school one neither drugs or alchol where not a probablem but music was

  • @petitnicollas
    @petitnicollas 5 лет назад +752

    "I wanna see it banned. I wanna see it off the face of the Earth"
    Wow, calm down grandma. That's not very christian. What happened to "love your enemy"?

    • @picax8398
      @picax8398 5 лет назад +78

      These people only use the parts of the bible that work for them

    • @creetan9997
      @creetan9997 5 лет назад +32

      @@picax8398 "these people" are just like any other person that uses any ideology to their own gain. Just because you call yourself something doesn't make you true to it.

    • @fire1937
      @fire1937 5 лет назад +13

      Enemy, as you used it, isn’t the same thing Jesus was talking about in Matthew 5. I’m not a practicing Christian nor do I give a shit what people do, however I think it is important to use the Bible in context if you are going to use it as a defense.

    • @xafbxmoto269
      @xafbxmoto269 5 лет назад +7

      You can love someone and not like them or approve of their lifestyle. I always get this from people I know the even better one is “the Bible says don’t judge so fuck off” bible does not say that at all. It says do not judge with righteous judgment. Atheists always pull from the Bible but don’t take the time to try and actually understand what these passages mean.

    • @fire1937
      @fire1937 5 лет назад +6

      xAFBx Moto one detail you may want to revisit or it might just be a typo, but biblically, real Christians (daily practicing/reading/studying not the 90% of people who calm to be) have the authority to judge righteously. Simply put, if they are clean and daily following Christ (as Paul says), they can tell others when they are in sin. The majority of “Christians” miss this mark and should keep their mouths shut.

  • @SofaKingWeTodEd666
    @SofaKingWeTodEd666 8 лет назад +1463

    I hate all music that promotes the use of mercury, lead, and other such heavy metals!
    HAIL SANTA!

    • @huginnandmuninn8782
      @huginnandmuninn8782 8 лет назад +33

      santa have extra gifts for you this christmas for being a good boy..

    • @ltriii9190
      @ltriii9190 8 лет назад +6

      that made my day xD

    • @rongusta11
      @rongusta11 8 лет назад +5

      SofaKingWeTodEd666 ho ho ho be my eternal servant lol

    • @ra_0374
      @ra_0374 8 лет назад +7

      SofaKingWeTodEd666 this is amazing

    • @tbutter9194
      @tbutter9194 7 лет назад +9

      SofaKingWeTodEd666 arise chicken

  • @joeJVT
    @joeJVT 5 лет назад +567

    Believe it or not...death metal calms me down when I'm pissed off..metal forever!! \,,/

    • @sin8800
      @sin8800 5 лет назад +5

      fuck yes

    • @martinreid2352
      @martinreid2352 5 лет назад +11

      It’s cathartic, I’ve felt it too. It just takes the anger out in a way no other music does...

    • @wimaken1615
      @wimaken1615 5 лет назад +1

      Same

    • @TheRayvolution
      @TheRayvolution 5 лет назад +1

      Me too. I don’t feel alone when I listen to metal.

    • @fuzzywuzzy1355
      @fuzzywuzzy1355 5 лет назад +2

      I listen to it when I have to clean the house. I the work done in half the normal time and everything is super shiny and clean

  • @chrishopkins209
    @chrishopkins209 4 года назад +3

    Kevin has a cracking mullet....”I prayed right on a stack of beer” I nearly spat my drink out

  • @oldmannabors3198
    @oldmannabors3198 5 лет назад +378

    A rocking music festival swaying to Metallica's beat
    Lolol

    • @sluttymctits4496
      @sluttymctits4496 5 лет назад +30

      I laughed at that, too. Just the way he said it was hilariously adorable.

    • @erakattack
      @erakattack 5 лет назад +2

      HAHA! That line is gold..

    • @PhantomFilmAustralia
      @PhantomFilmAustralia 5 лет назад +1

      I love reading a comment the same time the clip says it!

  • @xthe_nojx5820
    @xthe_nojx5820 8 лет назад +847

    Art will not bring out anything that wasn't already there.

    • @goaway7904
      @goaway7904 7 лет назад +24

      Very well spoken

    • @reitrace
      @reitrace 7 лет назад +1

      amen

    • @strikeatic
      @strikeatic 6 лет назад +1

      Yeah im pretty sure Rotting Christ uses it to pay respect to saint peter.

    • @jackduffy6620
      @jackduffy6620 6 лет назад +1

      Art?????? 😂😂😂😂

    • @DJ-xl2bd
      @DJ-xl2bd 6 лет назад +1

      Not true you dumb fuck plus a lot of this music is not art pageantry and a fucking play

  • @sentiecide686
    @sentiecide686 5 лет назад +59

    "Death, Obituary, Massacre, and Morbid Angel." **plays Malevolent Creation**

    • @putridabomination
      @putridabomination 5 лет назад +10

      At least they got the genre right that time

    • @goldsrcorsource2551
      @goldsrcorsource2551 5 лет назад +1

      That one actually made me look them up and listen to them. Good job on their part.

  • @lucasp.calheiros2755
    @lucasp.calheiros2755 4 года назад +18

    I would like to know were this people whose the family were “damaged” are today and what they think about the things they said

  • @crocopie
    @crocopie 5 лет назад +114

    2:17 just as in Norway? You mean the country with the highest HDI, lowest prison recidivism, and one of the best education on earth?

    • @jorandax9059
      @jorandax9059 5 лет назад +3

      @John Flannius I heard somebody burned a stave church. Why, out of all churches, would you burn an 800-year old church with such important history behind it?

    • @Mads-hl8xj
      @Mads-hl8xj 5 лет назад +2

      @@jorandax9059 What important history is that?

    • @cheloniamydas6753
      @cheloniamydas6753 5 лет назад +7

      @@jorandax9059 Just Varg things

    • @xafbxmoto269
      @xafbxmoto269 5 лет назад +1

      Socialist alert 🚨

    • @ericmoyer8538
      @ericmoyer8538 5 лет назад +1

      @@xafbxmoto269 yawn

  • @ryanborganson9091
    @ryanborganson9091 5 лет назад +172

    Who else died when he said "Metallica's beat"

    • @Talula-Darling
      @Talula-Darling 4 года назад +3

      Ryan Borganson a rockin show! 😂

    • @Talula-Darling
      @Talula-Darling 4 года назад

      Brilliant 😂

    • @coreyhardwick4660
      @coreyhardwick4660 4 года назад

      We gotta swing to it!!! \m/

    • @jaronimo1976
      @jaronimo1976 4 года назад +2

      Metallica always offers more than enough danceable beats to swing to for everyone. Some people like to do a pachanga in the snakepit, others wait for the band to play some cha cha cha or even an English waltz!

    • @mattkaustickomments
      @mattkaustickomments 4 года назад

      Yes, they were going to SWAY to Metallica’s beat! Lmao!!

  • @whenheartswither2712
    @whenheartswither2712 7 лет назад +229

    "anti peace, anti life" so is alot of governments...

    • @tasberkes
      @tasberkes 6 лет назад +9

      i love the fact that james hetfield cant shut up on how much he loves life on every concert XD

    • @lickit8096
      @lickit8096 6 лет назад +6

      Everlasting Misery Official so are Christians they think that to get into heaven an apocalypse HAS to happen what's more "anti peace" or "anti life" than a death cult that is convinced an apocalypse is necessary for the "second coming"

    • @tombates9122
      @tombates9122 6 лет назад +3

      Hmm, I wonder if that's where Marilyn Manson got the lyrics to '1996'?
      anti peace
      anti life
      anti husband, anti wife
      anti song and anti me
      I don't deserve a chance to be

    • @thejsg3720
      @thejsg3720 5 лет назад +1

      Simion Cartis for being all powerful you would have thought that would have happened already, it just makes god feel incompetent

  • @juguy2110
    @juguy2110 3 года назад +2

    "If the band name doesn't say it all, the guttural lyrics do"
    Few seconds later: "Two guys dancing while holding hands"

  • @sidewaysfolds3524
    @sidewaysfolds3524 5 лет назад +45

    "Like those idiots over there" I died

  • @joshuabeck6008
    @joshuabeck6008 5 лет назад +85

    "I just prayed right there on a stack of beer"....God I love America!

    • @fullclipaudio
      @fullclipaudio 5 лет назад

      right there with you!

    • @chemicalmayfly5932
      @chemicalmayfly5932 5 лет назад +3

      You could tell right where he was going with that whole thing long before he even got there. His speech had that "Born Again" cadence to it you don't hear much outside a few denominations. Makes me think his story was nothing but fabrication designed to convert the "heathens." It's almost hilarious.

  • @tikkelbikkel
    @tikkelbikkel 5 лет назад +343

    I love swinging to Metallica's beat during my rocking musical evenings!

    • @someperson2287
      @someperson2287 5 лет назад +27

      Creeping Death: *breakdown hits*
      Me: *swings my hips to the beat*

    • @TheBigman603
      @TheBigman603 5 лет назад +9

      I died at this interview

    • @frankwoods9895
      @frankwoods9895 5 лет назад +1

      @@someperson2287 lol I'm dying.

    • @jevinday
      @jevinday 5 лет назад +5

      Haha I dont understand how a script that terrible got approved by the editors

    • @frankwoods9895
      @frankwoods9895 5 лет назад

      @@jevinday lol

  • @fillinthevoid9149
    @fillinthevoid9149 4 года назад +2

    I spilled my coffee all over the mattress. It's God punishing me for laughing at such serious reports.