11 Funniest Commercials in Hard Rock and Metal

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  • Опубликовано: 9 янв 2025

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  • @raythulhu5143
    @raythulhu5143 9 лет назад +2134

    Chicken vs. Dokken NEEDS to be a feature-length theatrical release. Why has this not happened?

    • @enasal-qawamshe374
      @enasal-qawamshe374 8 лет назад +7

      It should be

    • @officerk6251
      @officerk6251 8 лет назад +27

      I heard they got Michael Bay working on it XD

    • @roguelead72
      @roguelead72 7 лет назад +10

      SyFy needs to get on it, maybe after Sharknado 6.

    • @BarcaPatrick9
      @BarcaPatrick9 7 лет назад +2

      Raythulhu maybe because its rated XXX

    • @SunEagle666
      @SunEagle666 7 лет назад +2

      Raythulhu i am crying to laughing

  • @MarianoRodriguez
    @MarianoRodriguez 9 лет назад +334

    The Dokken one is just beautiful

  • @edrlennonroses
    @edrlennonroses 9 лет назад +466

    9:23 -AXL: let me spend
    -SLASH: NO , I´m read the magazine

  • @georgiadoes7565
    @georgiadoes7565 9 лет назад +1250

    Protect your chicken from dokken. Who thought that was a good idea.

    • @theperfectmagicianofdoom102
      @theperfectmagicianofdoom102 9 лет назад +41

      Yeah I know like what the fuck?

    • @dylan_da_lfx4979
      @dylan_da_lfx4979 7 лет назад +31

      Georgia does protect your pants from pantera and your pockets from dimebag darrel

    • @samihaislam3487
      @samihaislam3487 7 лет назад +11

      How did Norton expect to make sales from an ad like this?????

    • @digitaldeathsquid3448
      @digitaldeathsquid3448 7 лет назад +4

      Georgia does The folks at Norton AntiVirus, obviously

    • @_Nekronos_
      @_Nekronos_ 6 лет назад +25

      That ad was almost as bad at doing its job as Norton Antivirus itself

  • @MarianoRodriguez
    @MarianoRodriguez 9 лет назад +822

    The Warrant line still works, but the band pays you.

    • @7viewerlogic670
      @7viewerlogic670 9 лет назад +38

      +Mariano Rodríguez Thats hilarious!

    • @austinbarr6356
      @austinbarr6356 7 лет назад +20

      mike anderson but warrant isn't even together anymore because well rest in peace Jani

    • @andypostema4269
      @andypostema4269 7 лет назад +28

      Austin Barr Jani might be dead but the band is still actively touring with Robert Mason on vocals. It's not great but was Warrant that great to begin with?

    • @JennaLeigh
      @JennaLeigh 6 лет назад +4

      Austin Barr whoooooshhhhh

    • @entr3_nou5
      @entr3_nou5 6 лет назад +3

      Ouch, just got hit in the chest from one of the shots that got fired

  • @miguelmella
    @miguelmella 9 лет назад +743

    Protect your chicken from Dokken. Speechlessness

    • @johndrews206
      @johndrews206 8 лет назад +3

      saw Dokken in '86. opened up for Twisted Sister. awesome show

    • @billthompson5644
      @billthompson5644 8 лет назад

      I saw Dokken they open up for Aerosmith it was so bad I went up and asked for my money back it was like they were in a rush and they never let George Lynch do any shredding it was terrible

    • @Ladderthief1
      @Ladderthief1 8 лет назад +3

      And your unicorn from Dolph Lungren.

  • @jeromemaynard7916
    @jeromemaynard7916 8 лет назад +720

    please don't let dokken choke my chicken

  • @Duffzig
    @Duffzig 10 лет назад +1305

    Is it too late to get the special t-shirt deal....

  • @rklynch8558
    @rklynch8558 10 лет назад +1657

    On a scale of 1 to 10, how drunk do you think Slash is in the RIP commercial?

    • @ollieroks
      @ollieroks 10 лет назад +91

      7

    • @rklynch8558
      @rklynch8558 10 лет назад +50

      ollie rocker That's all? lol. I'd say 9 or 8.5 at the very least.

    • @corinnegermanotta3590
      @corinnegermanotta3590 10 лет назад +132

      rk lynch well, he was standing...

    • @rklynch8558
      @rklynch8558 10 лет назад +28

      Corinne Germanotta But for how long? Who's to say that he never passed out just after the camera was turned off?

    • @ollieroks
      @ollieroks 10 лет назад +7

      rk lynch the 7 stands for J.D.

  • @ky-zu1dv
    @ky-zu1dv 9 лет назад +574

    sometimes i wonder how slash can even stand

    • @dodzik07
      @dodzik07 5 лет назад +7

      Wait you like Lil Pump and Blocboy JB why are you here

    • @Kin08006
      @Kin08006 5 лет назад +6

      quick answer : He can't

    • @finerz321
      @finerz321 5 лет назад +8

      Spiceboy9000 people can enjoy more than one genre of music. Shock horror, I know.

    • @trixtrix146
      @trixtrix146 4 года назад +2

      He’s a pro

    • @kukuruchutensei5376
      @kukuruchutensei5376 4 года назад +2

      @@dodzik07 Wow its almost like people can enjoy different stuff???

  • @RowsdowerTCG
    @RowsdowerTCG 3 года назад +55

    That power thrust from Dokken is amazing

  • @michaelhall736
    @michaelhall736 9 лет назад +221

    Slash is totally baked in that commercial.

    • @beastkotathix6662
      @beastkotathix6662 6 лет назад +38

      Slash was totally baked in that decade in general.

    • @qtpie1113
      @qtpie1113 6 лет назад +11

      Now I wonder whether he was hard or easy to work with because he was definitely high as a kite.

    • @paulforester6996
      @paulforester6996 5 лет назад

      I would to have to do that RIP bit ripped too. Winger??? really?

    • @robinnico7702
      @robinnico7702 3 года назад +1

      He was probably drunk as hell

    • @denniswilson7648
      @denniswilson7648 2 года назад

      Slash sucks , never saw what was great about him .

  • @poneal666
    @poneal666 3 года назад +32

    PAT'S DOGS!
    PAT'S CHILI DOGS!
    PAT'S DOGS!
    PAT'S CHILI DOGS!
    LOL! That was the most random thing I've ever seen.
    Also, surprised that Iron Maiden being featured in a PSA for wearing seatbelts *wasn't* included!

  • @zadiannelovessnakes8899
    @zadiannelovessnakes8899 4 года назад +108

    "Dokken does not like chicken....and wants to destroy it"
    Just like how Satchel destroyed Goerge Lynch's reputation.

  • @marybloody3841
    @marybloody3841 10 лет назад +29

    I'm lying on the floor and hardly laugh at "deaf metal"... Omg, love Norway. :D

  • @metroidhunter965
    @metroidhunter965 8 лет назад +155

    Nothing from Ozzy? The WoW one or "how many bloody G's are there?" (That cell phone commercial when 4G was introduced)

    • @josephlicano8701
      @josephlicano8701 5 лет назад +13

      Probably can make a top 10 of just Ozzy commercials.

    • @digitaldeathsquid3448
      @digitaldeathsquid3448 5 лет назад +4

      Or the Ozzy impersonators working for I Can't Believe It's Not Butter

    • @foxbow3889
      @foxbow3889 3 года назад +1

      Sharoooooon

  • @darksorcerermusic
    @darksorcerermusic 10 лет назад +334

    those chicks in cinderella really know how to eat those hotdogs.....

    • @spookymidnytesnowcat461
      @spookymidnytesnowcat461 9 лет назад +20

      LMFAO!!!!!!................I said they probably look back on that a regret it

    • @roguelead72
      @roguelead72 7 лет назад +31

      Probably not, you have to put stuff like that in context, it was before Night Songs came out and they hit it big, so it was do a cheesy commercial or not have anything to eat. I mean back i 82 Metallica was living in some drafty studio in NYC, using a hot plate the guys from Anthrax gave them, and were reusing the plate at Burger King salad bars.

    • @kitoyobeni1
      @kitoyobeni1 5 лет назад +2

      @@roguelead72 Yeah, that was an early lineup, pre-Night Songs.

    • @mitchelltheawesome1
      @mitchelltheawesome1 4 года назад

      I dont know, if they got free hotdogs out of that commercial, I'd say it's worth it.

    • @zadiannelovessnakes8899
      @zadiannelovessnakes8899 4 года назад

      Fred Coury likes Steven Adler's hotdog alot

  • @shanos1656
    @shanos1656 5 лет назад +25

    Damn, now Pat's Chili Dog's is gonna be stuck in my head for weeks 😂

    • @raven_of_zoso455
      @raven_of_zoso455 Год назад +1

      My question is, Cinderella must have been doing quite well at that point, so how much did Pat have to pay them to do this? It would be like me hire that Kayne West bloke to come sing my goldfishs funeral. That self-obsessed talentless hack would probably charge a million to do so, but if he did, he will learn that my goldfish died years ago, and it was only an excuse for me to lure him in so I could kick him in nads.

  • @jawsrock1
    @jawsrock1 9 лет назад +118

    I want to sign up for RIP magazine so I can follow Winger and get advice from Lita Ford's mom. LOL! Best laugh I had all year.

    • @roguelead72
      @roguelead72 8 лет назад +6

      I think when they started, Ted Nugent's mother did the advice column, then she died, so they went to Lita Ford's mother, then she died, and I forgot who they went to after that.

    • @Bacopa68
      @Bacopa68 6 лет назад +2

      Centerfolds of Lita Ford's mom and I might have subscribed.

    • @roguelead72
      @roguelead72 4 года назад +1

      @bucky468 Nah I remember now, it was Jack Russell's mother.

    • @roguelead72
      @roguelead72 4 года назад

      @Kitten Lyric No shit, he's another Chickenhawk fake patriot.

    • @gameboycat05
      @gameboycat05 2 года назад +1

      ain't nothin' wrong with Winger. Top tier musicians they are.

  • @DoomedDarkKnight
    @DoomedDarkKnight 10 лет назад +263

    7:41 Does Slash even have eyes?

    • @dizzydaisy909
      @dizzydaisy909 8 лет назад +6

      those are sunglasses, you cant see through them.

    • @DoomedDarkKnight
      @DoomedDarkKnight 8 лет назад

      GabeNewell1337 No in the video stupid not the thumbnail.

    • @dizzydaisy909
      @dizzydaisy909 8 лет назад +2

      ***** I was talking about the video. I couldve swore he wears sunglasses in it

    • @danyjeff4447
      @danyjeff4447 6 лет назад +9

      Always wears sunglasses ... even if hes not wearing sunglasses

    • @qtpie1113
      @qtpie1113 6 лет назад +1

      GabeNewell1337 r/woooosh

  • @AvatarOfGames
    @AvatarOfGames 9 лет назад +59

    Lita Ford's mom helped me through a tough time in my life

  • @TheKorfish
    @TheKorfish 8 лет назад +583

    what about ozzys world of warcraft commercial l.

    • @justinfawcett4362
      @justinfawcett4362 8 лет назад +60

      Or Ozzy in the super bowl commercial with Justin Beiber... Bad combo but good Comercial

    • @RgeioMrtinz
      @RgeioMrtinz 4 года назад +4

      And Metallica in the Guitar Hero commercials

  • @Glopdemon
    @Glopdemon 5 лет назад +14

    I remember seeing the Warrant commercial back in the day when everyone had a 900 number, but I figured it was lost to time. Thank you for letting me relive the moment. It’s everything I remembered and more.

  • @ferntheyoutuber9960
    @ferntheyoutuber9960 8 лет назад +168

    The middle eastern music was more metal than the metal music imo.

  • @TheDukard
    @TheDukard 8 лет назад +123

    Man... I could really go for some KFC....

  • @KrisWingfield
    @KrisWingfield 9 лет назад +371

    The RIP magazine ad states you can get news on all the latest metal acts including Bon Jovi. When was Bon Jovi considered metal? Did I miss something in the past 30 years?

    • @martyschriver
      @martyschriver 9 лет назад +29

      ***** no. Bon Jovi is light rock. And nowadays, possibly country 😡

    • @joeychrissy888
      @joeychrissy888 9 лет назад +45

      Marty Schriver he's considered glam or hair metal

    • @ladgeler4199
      @ladgeler4199 9 лет назад +44

      +Kris Wingfield What happens is that a band like Bon Jovi from the 80s back then is considered heavy metal, and the same happens with guns and roses, but now it's style would be more like hard rock or glam metal.

    • @ethanperkins1314
      @ethanperkins1314 9 лет назад +2

      +Lad Geßler true

    • @pkj77
      @pkj77 9 лет назад +2

      +Lad Geßler Bon Jovi turned into soft Rock....Guns N´Roses in to industrial rock crap glam metal was in the 80

  • @joonaaskr
    @joonaaskr 8 лет назад +62

    That moment when you're Norwegian and hear commercials in Norwegian

    • @TheDeadMoonBeams
      @TheDeadMoonBeams 3 года назад +1

      Well, we used to make the best commercials in the world back in the 90's.. remember when Gullfisken was watchable?

  • @corinnegermanotta3590
    @corinnegermanotta3590 10 лет назад +16

    "advice column by Lita Ford's mom" made me crack up

  • @TimothySpink
    @TimothySpink 9 лет назад +15

    6:20 The bass explains everything

  • @geminigrrl66
    @geminigrrl66 5 лет назад +9

    I'm still in shock over Dokken vs Chicken. But I miss RIP Magazine. Mama Ford was priceless and she actually gave pretty cool advice. She didn't talk down to the people who wrote in.

  • @prettybullet7728
    @prettybullet7728 10 лет назад +18

    All of the commercials are funny but that Pretty Black one is hysterical.

  • @TEEHEE-sb2ey
    @TEEHEE-sb2ey 6 лет назад +8

    6:36 when your friends catch you listening to Asking Alexandria.

  • @thrashaddiction
    @thrashaddiction 10 лет назад +44

    That Cinderella one was the cheesiest thing I have ever seen yet the song got stuck in my head just like the debut lp.... His vocals were damn great back then

    • @trishwright986
      @trishwright986 6 лет назад +2

      MICHAEL LENTINI i actually liked that one the best☺ it was fun, made me smile. im craving a chicago dog, tho!

    • @lorenzosandoval7328
      @lorenzosandoval7328 Год назад

      That commercial was made before they were even signed to a record label XD what troopers they were

    • @mccallosone4903
      @mccallosone4903 Год назад

      hey man, if they loved pats dogs, youve got to support your local small businesses. i wish they had done it at their peak, wouldve been awesome

  • @iamfortheburied8190
    @iamfortheburied8190 8 лет назад +31

    PROTECT YOUR CHICKEN FROM DOKKEN

  • @tacticalspatula2179
    @tacticalspatula2179 3 года назад +7

    The newer Geico commercial with Ratt honestly got a chuckle out of me

    • @louisthomas2776
      @louisthomas2776 2 года назад +1

      Still waiting for a scorpion repellent commerical (or just a bug repellent commercial in general) with the Scorpions.

  • @davidbuswa9425
    @davidbuswa9425 9 лет назад +27

    Hey, where's the Ace Frehley's commercial for Dunkin' Donuts. That was funny as heck.

  • @tdub52
    @tdub52 6 месяцев назад +1

    Clicked for Dokken but the tattoo and the KFC commercials were hilarious. The dude with the Hot Dog place must of known someone in Cinderella to get that commercial done. What a cool video.

  • @breal1183
    @breal1183 8 лет назад +8

    The Ace Frehley Dunkin Donuts one should of been ion there. "I'll give you a PNL statement" lol

  • @imcherylynn
    @imcherylynn 10 лет назад +43

    No Alice Cooper commercial? You know..."Schools Out"? I can't remember for the life of me what store it was, might have been Wal-Mart. That was funny.

    • @blackmageLightningX
      @blackmageLightningX 10 лет назад +6

      Staples, mate. They used to use it every year and eventually they got Cooper himself in it.

    • @MultiTaz333
      @MultiTaz333 4 года назад

      @bucky468 he's rock you fucking moron

    • @stephaniethesing5359
      @stephaniethesing5359 4 года назад +2

      Loved the pouty little girl - "You said school was out forever!"

  • @Mayheml
    @Mayheml 10 лет назад +93

    Where's the video where dad learns her daughter to burn the wood-stick made church and Leviathan in the background? Most hilarious.

    • @TheDeathkraft
      @TheDeathkraft 10 лет назад

      Jason Hook Which one? I haven't seen it

    • @jasonhook3884
      @jasonhook3884 10 лет назад +1

      TheDeathkraft It.s for ESPN SportsCenter. Features them looking for a job in a cubicle office.

    • @TheDeathkraft
      @TheDeathkraft 10 лет назад

      Jason Hook oh that one! Yeah I've seen it

    • @danzifer
      @danzifer 10 лет назад +1

      It wasn't ever a televised commercial. These were

    • @siggitiggi
      @siggitiggi 9 лет назад +2

      Christian Muhametov Hessian Hobbies? Wasn't a commercial.

  • @August377
    @August377 5 лет назад +2

    "Protect your chicken from Dokken" lol. Badazz.🤣😂🤣😂

  • @Jericho1706
    @Jericho1706 9 лет назад +37

    The Axl Rose and Slash commercial was funny and cool. They seem like good friends, it's sad they now hate each other :/

  • @BrandonGSVG
    @BrandonGSVG 10 лет назад +40

    Why is the one with the ESPN guy listening to Slayer in his room not on this list?

    • @imthedorf1964
      @imthedorf1964 6 лет назад +1

      The ESPN guy was John Clayton and yes that commercial was hilarious.

  • @jean-michel_comhaire
    @jean-michel_comhaire 6 лет назад +4

    >"Listen to Guns n Roses"
    >Carries on with promo
    Classic

  • @roguelead72
    @roguelead72 8 лет назад +28

    Rip Magazine was the first non-porn publication by Larry Flynt publications.

  • @66Sixxy
    @66Sixxy 3 года назад +3

    I'm amazed Slash made it all the way through that. I wonder how many takes they had to do. I'm glad he's done with the H.

  • @TheBlackKnight1o1
    @TheBlackKnight1o1 7 лет назад +3

    5:41 I don't like Cinderella but Pat's Dogs located at 420 is the best thing I've seen today.

  • @quinnrollen
    @quinnrollen 9 лет назад +20

    Lita Ford's mom gave me great advice...

  • @TheBlackKnight1o1
    @TheBlackKnight1o1 7 лет назад +21

    I wanna go to Dave's video store

  • @Chromosome1919
    @Chromosome1919 9 лет назад +192

    Is that rip magazine still active? Id like to have one plz. 😀

    • @1ex1uger-prank-calls
      @1ex1uger-prank-calls 9 лет назад +12

      +DeathstalkeR Yeah, it seems like something I'd enjoy. Count me in too!

    • @boredumb7365
      @boredumb7365 9 лет назад +6

      +DeathstalkeR RIP is toast, hit parader, circus, and metal edge were better tho

    • @CocoTehQuila
      @CocoTehQuila 9 лет назад +22

      +Bore dumb But, do you get the free t shirt?

    • @sanjaygupta6149
      @sanjaygupta6149 9 лет назад +5

      +Bore dumb But Axl kind of hates all the others I think :D At least it seams so when looking at the lyrics of 'get in the ring' from GnR

    • @markyncole
      @markyncole 8 лет назад +9

      +DeathstalkeR Call 1-800-962-8600 and find out

  • @7viewerlogic670
    @7viewerlogic670 9 лет назад +14

    Axl sure was in a hurry to check out that Warrant number!

    • @trishwright986
      @trishwright986 6 лет назад +1

      mike anderson that was freakin funny! Thx for the laugh😁😉👍

    • @mccallosone4903
      @mccallosone4903 Год назад +1

      lol

    • @7viewerlogic670
      @7viewerlogic670 Год назад

      @@mccallosone4903 Thanks for reminding me to rewatch this video, that Arabic one was hilarious!

  • @chrisdickson3924
    @chrisdickson3924 5 лет назад +5

    Back in the late 80s and early 90s there was a band called Sweet Revenge based on Long Island who went National with a commercial for Roy Rogers fast food restaurant. It was for the sandwich Roy's big steak and cheese. It was absolutely hysterical! The band eventually morphed into Dorian Gray which dominated the 90s Long Island heavy metal scene.

    • @flooperman
      @flooperman 2 года назад

      Did they get three cheers?

    • @garysuarez9614
      @garysuarez9614 Год назад

      Roy Rogers was a pretty good chicken joint. Was the band good?

  • @Angelwitchhh
    @Angelwitchhh 8 лет назад +9

    "listen to guns n roses" 😂😂😂

  • @larsswig912
    @larsswig912 6 лет назад +3

    That Helvetica one was hilarious lmao
    I didn't expect it to be a KFC ad

  • @kineshanepoose1775
    @kineshanepoose1775 9 лет назад +16

    that poor chicken...

  • @JT-wb9hl
    @JT-wb9hl 8 лет назад +4

    I'm glad that phone stall was there to hold Slash up. I lmao at the KFC one.

  • @thewildbruce5612
    @thewildbruce5612 3 года назад +1

    Where's the seat belt commercial with Bruce Dickinson?! That one is hilarious!!! "Don't be a dummy." 😂

  • @MadManH
    @MadManH 9 лет назад +41

    death metal literally
    what song and band is that

    • @lateralusgt7430
      @lateralusgt7430 9 лет назад +15

      +starkiller11710 I didnt get the point of the commercial and it wasnt that "funny"

    • @Anthropophagus
      @Anthropophagus 8 лет назад +4

      +starkiller11710 Suffocation - Bind Torture Kill

    • @MGN68
      @MGN68 7 лет назад +1

      What song and band is that? It is not Blind Torture Kill.

  • @chrisvesy7245
    @chrisvesy7245 3 месяца назад

    I'm laughing harder than I probably should be...being an old Metal Head and all...😆🤣😂😅

  • @theausdog
    @theausdog 9 лет назад +4

    omg some of these had me in tears lol

  • @trishwright986
    @trishwright986 6 лет назад

    Cinderella's hot dog stand commercial! "PAT'S DOGS! Where the steam is always fired up! PAT'S DOGS! PAT'S DOGS! PAT'S DOGS!"...lol! That was so cool for them to do that. I freaking love Tom Kiefer, he's an awesome human being❤. And now im craving a chicago dog 😂😋!

  • @joshuahickman4613
    @joshuahickman4613 8 лет назад +22

    HOW THE HELL WAS NUMBER 7 A FUNNY COMMERCIAL THAT WAS DARK AS FUCK!!!😨😱😱

  • @mccallosone4903
    @mccallosone4903 Год назад +1

    dang, i want a pats chili dog now. that song really sold it

  • @1ex1uger-prank-calls
    @1ex1uger-prank-calls 9 лет назад +11

    Twisted Sister's Dee Snider appeared in a pretty funny commercial for Sprite.
    The KFC ad was aired in the US and Canada, but all of the actual music was censored out, presumably because the wussy puritanical audiences would have a heart attack seeing anything vaguely satanic. The North American version of that ad begins once the singer blows fire.

  • @drmher
    @drmher 9 лет назад +1

    I love all these videos. Keep up the great work!

  • @uhhhjok9415
    @uhhhjok9415 9 лет назад +19

    omg does the warrant hotline actually pick up

    • @quinnrollen
      @quinnrollen 9 лет назад +20

      +Seiko Shinohara Kurt Cobain answered when I called..

    • @August377
      @August377 5 лет назад +1

      Yes but now the band pays you. Lol

  • @inrisylvia1907
    @inrisylvia1907 5 лет назад +2

    6:20 😂
    The song stuck in my head

  • @internationalypimpin7821
    @internationalypimpin7821 8 лет назад +46

    wtf was that norton one

  • @jcneverquits
    @jcneverquits 10 лет назад +2

    Pat's Dogs!!!!! The cook is never tired!!!!

  • @brightredcar
    @brightredcar 8 лет назад +4

    Chicken/Dokken - best thing I've ever seen.

  • @mccallosone4903
    @mccallosone4903 Год назад +1

    warrant: "our fans always COME first" wink........
    "children get parents permission before calling"

  • @guibox3
    @guibox3 9 лет назад +5

    Oh my. That Cinderella one was so cheesily-cringe worthy! HAHAHAH!!!

  • @_SliK_
    @_SliK_ 5 лет назад +2

    Imagine how funny a PanterA ad would be with Dime🤘🏼

  • @TheRealGanonKirby
    @TheRealGanonKirby 7 лет назад +6

    Germany has a hilarious one too ( though it adresses alzheimer), with an old dude actually mistaking shows and ending up on stage with Sodom. Also, there is another one from Norway about health care for older people, starts with a Black Metal concert and backstage, the band takes off their make up to revral themselves to be around 80s just so they can leave incognito

  • @Stuffyoucantunwatch
    @Stuffyoucantunwatch 4 года назад +1

    ESPN did a commercial where a nerdy John Clayton ended his sports center segment and started rocking out to Slayer while eating Chinese food in his bedroom.

  • @Papa_Antwon
    @Papa_Antwon 9 лет назад +88

    "The latest metal gossip" I didn't 16 year old girls liked metal too

    • @cyntheameow
      @cyntheameow 9 лет назад +1

      I caught that too haha

    • @Thepoltergiest101
      @Thepoltergiest101 8 лет назад +20

      "Oh my god! Kerry King was just spotted walking out of the studio. We got pictures and he's balding. Gross!

    • @ThePseudonoob
      @ThePseudonoob 8 лет назад +23

      +Zach Ritchie "Hey, Stacy, did you see about what happened to James Hetfield? He's got such a dad-bod."
      "I know, Katie! But did you should totally check out what happened with Joey Belladonna!"

    • @ThePseudonoob
      @ThePseudonoob 8 лет назад +13

      Antwon Mianus "Jesus, Tracy! You can't just ask Phil Anselmo why he said that! He's sensitive!"

    • @michellew2knz
      @michellew2knz 8 лет назад +16

      I totally bought RIP and Metal Edge when I was 15 and 16, had to get it shipped in specially to New Zealand...

  • @christophermitchell5526
    @christophermitchell5526 2 года назад +1

    Go look up that timex commercial when the lead guitarist played the solo with a timex watch. priceless!!!!

  • @zodiacs1435
    @zodiacs1435 6 лет назад +3

    Slash sounded like he was already drunk on set

  • @CrystlClr404
    @CrystlClr404 4 года назад +1

    Loudwire: “funniest commercials in rock and metal” Also loudwire: *shows a commercial where someone is crushed to death by speakers*

  • @kricejames5920
    @kricejames5920 6 лет назад +8

    Bring back RIP magazine

  • @valagnew2644
    @valagnew2644 5 лет назад +1

    Newest favorite quote..."protect your chicken from Dokken"...epic !

  • @jafro8
    @jafro8 9 лет назад +4

    "Order now and we'll throw in a free tshirt LISTEN TO GUNS AND ROSES. Dial now.." Anyone else notice the subliminal message?

  • @kirtcobane4500
    @kirtcobane4500 8 лет назад +4

    I really want a Rip subscription now

  • @ChrisJ092
    @ChrisJ092 5 лет назад +4

    Dolph Lundgren did one of those Norton anti-virus commercials too.

  • @thomasehrhardt2765
    @thomasehrhardt2765 4 года назад

    A skateboard column & Lita Ford's MOM! Sign me up 😂

  • @andrewd7316
    @andrewd7316 7 лет назад +3

    Man... I want 12 headbangin' issues of Rip and a free Rip t-shirt.

  • @medranothelion
    @medranothelion 6 лет назад

    6:26 Best commercial EVER😂😂😆😆😆

  • @jootan91
    @jootan91 7 лет назад +6

    now i'm hungry for hotdogs

  • @fullmetaljakey
    @fullmetaljakey 7 лет назад +1

    Well this is the first time I ever intentionally watched a bunch of commercials.

  • @perianunaomi6775
    @perianunaomi6775 9 лет назад +14

    chicken vs Dokken??? WTF???????? :D

  • @magdachlebicka3895
    @magdachlebicka3895 6 лет назад

    6:03
    What the f#@k! It's amazing 😂😂😂

  • @BardovBacchus
    @BardovBacchus 9 лет назад +6

    Dokken v chicken, way too funny.

  • @pilot-sw3kn
    @pilot-sw3kn 5 лет назад

    XD i wasnt expecting them to thrust that chicken to oblivion xD

  • @trepek5669
    @trepek5669 8 лет назад +6

    Axl and Slash was the best ;D xDDD

  • @gudalpesanz
    @gudalpesanz 4 года назад +1

    The Geico Ratt Commercial. "We have a rat problem."

  • @ericgreen8082
    @ericgreen8082 8 лет назад +5

    Whats that song on the #7 literal death metal commercial? I swear it sounds like Black Flood Diesel or something ......

  • @ChrisPC11
    @ChrisPC11 8 лет назад

    6:58 Somebody call the TMNT!!!!! LOL

  • @fenriz218
    @fenriz218 8 лет назад +7

    What was #7? Looked more like a public-service-announcement, as in "do yourself a favour: don't die!"

  • @BigMuff75
    @BigMuff75 4 года назад +1

    That Dokken thing needs to be put on another voyager disk and sent into 8 directions to deep space.

  • @tayson9383
    @tayson9383 8 лет назад +9

    Where's lemmy's kit Kat advert?!