Mario even went back with his Time Machine to set the record straight because he was tired of all the accusations. Mario got all of it recorded on his 3DS camera.
Chris Pratt Mario: "I can iconically say a catchphrase too. 'It's a me. Mario." Mario: "What the meat-a-balls was that? Goomba, you think that's what I do?"
I’m just glad that we finally got to see Captain Falcon. His solo project was in development hell for years, but now we finally have some closure with his performance in this movie.
"Where'd he get that beauty?" "A sword straight from Fire Emblem." "Which Fire Emblem, there's been like 20 of them!" "There's only been 3 F-Zero's. There's only ever gonna be 3 F-Zero's."
"And I'll tell you who he is, King K Rool, a megalomaniacal psychotic asshole, a finger-licking dead-inside pixie slab of third rate dimestore nutmilk, and I'll tell you what he can do: he can lick my goddamn peanut gun clean and kick rocks all the way to fat hell, in fact I don't give a shit if she removes all my skin and pops me like some nightmarish blood balloon, if the last thing I do in this god-forsaken cum gutter existence is light that fuckbox on fire I still won't die happy. That's right Mario, I won't be happy until I've urinated on that freshly barbecued corpse and husk-fucked the charred remains while gargling Cranky Kong's cranky dong."
"In Development Hell, you're either food for Toad, or you work for her." "Goo on-a, diddy." "And i'll tell ya who her is. Wapeach. A edgy, pirate-loving, emulating asshole. An rightfully abandoned bowser-wannabee with a fake brat archetype shoved right up her ass. And i'll tell you what she can do-" "I'm-a listiening." "She can suck my peeled banana till it rots and jump barrels till she gets copyrighted out of existence. Infact, I dont give a Paper Mario Sticker Star if she rips me in half with that kiddy stick 5-dollar axe of hers, if the last thing I do in this Iwata abandoned ink covered existence is pop that gremlin with a peanut, I still wont game over happy." "Ohohoho, you-a crazy, ape!" "That's right, Mario, I wont be happy untill i've thrown my own feces at her ripped apart corpse covered by peanut shots, and faced humped the punted remains while gargiling Kraid's planet-sized testicles!" "Wow-a." "And you can quote me!" "Kay-a."
I love the scene where Mario goes looking for all the Wario's Game Accurate Wario and And Crucified Wario were so cool. I love when Mario says "Aaaw Looka-at-you, did you missa the landing, yes you didda, game accurate short kinga". Loved that scene
My favorite part is the surprise cameo of Pedro Pascal as Wario. And Mario saying how they will treat them better than the guys next door (referencing Sony and all the behind the scenes drama with The Last of Us)
“That bow used to be Link’s.” “ Which one? there’s like 6 of them” “Theres only one Sonic. There’s only ever gonna be one Sonic” *Mario looks into camera*
In the French dub, Pierre Tessier as French Mario is Deadpool, Frédéric Souterelle as French Wario is Sabretooth and Jérémie Covillault as French Bowser is Wolverine which combined both Nintendo and Marvel crossover universe! 3 characters, 3 voice actors matching with the flag of France. I met Pierre Tessier at a convention in the North of France back in 2021.
Im so happy that Channing Tatum finally got to play Kamek! He wanted that role for so long and really wanted his movie to get made, but I’m glad it all paid off in the end! He absolutely crushed the role!
"You brought the worst Wario variant from the entire multiverse. This one spent his entire life dying and respawning over in different ways saying 'Oh my gawd, wahh' to anything!"
@@SuperFreddy64-mp5ew Is it so we can do the 4th wall joke in that other comment did? Chris Pratt Mario: I can say catchphrases too. It's a me. A mario Mario: What the hell was that?
Mariopool - Oh my MUSHROOM! So the legends were true, Bowsette, we will make you cannon and have you in all the Mario Parties and sports games I promise. Bowsette smiles and punches Mario straight out the painting portal. Mariopool - Ahoooooo weeeeeee!!!
Yk I was kinda at a loss for words with how short the Wario v. Waluigi fight was. For Mario to hype it up only for Wario gas out Waluigi. Still it’s up there with how Mario fought those Koopa Troopers with Wario’s buried gold.
Mario: Is that me? Is that Link? Is he crying?! Fawful: Uh, no, let's not get to- Uh, that happens in the distant future. Mario: Why is Link crying? Quick, tell me!
"i'll tell you that foreman was right about one thing you will always be a joke, you couldn't even save a relationship with a goddamn damsel-in-distress"
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There are 120 power stars in the average 3D mario game. 121 if I’m playing Galaxy.
This is such a good joke lol
*Mario starts killing goombas and koopas*
genius
Ho-kay Wario, I guess we're teaming up after all...LETSA GO! *Commence massacre*
Rosalina?
Dude, the scene where Wario finally put on his iconic yellow hat before stomping on all the Mario variants was SO HYPE!
Ikr. Can’t believe they brought back Paper Mario and CDI Mario
@@averagejoe77_ + Bob Hoskins Somehow
Chris Pratt laughing at them after killing all the Mario's was funny ngl
I liked Wario VS Waluigi more. But yeah good that Wario didn't have that god awful biker outfit of his in this movie.
The scene where mewtwo rips the flesh off of the fire blue toad was the best scene of the whole movie!
"My brother Luigi died a hero! And all I have to remember him by... are these two golden super power stars. This is for him."
**The Proposal**
“How long does it take for you to lose an extra life?!”
“Extra life?”
“YOU’RE GONNA REVIVE!”
*”I’M-A GONNA REVI-“* 🤯
"He died from murder you dumb plumberhead!"
@@DoKDelta *THE MANSION*
"Do you know him?"
"Are you kidding me? Every Mario has a Yoshi"
“Yoshi is a goddamn legend in every Mario world”
*Starts jumping and cheering*
Underrated comment
YOSHI-SAN! HAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIII
@@ccelite3782 The tiny arms killed me in that scene. LOL!
The fight scene in the Honda *ODYSSEY* was really good!
“Okie-dokie, I-a can’t lie… The Odyssey fucks *HARD.”*
"Too bad you a don’t Garlic Breath"
“Ok, I can’t lie…the Koopa Kart fucks HARD.”
"Too bad you Don't Garlic Breath"
@@killarilla6780you want fun? Wario show you fun! OWWWWAAAAHHH
"Oh, we’re just gettin’ started, Jumpman"
"You couldn't even save a relashionship with a G*d damn princess!" - Wario
“I’m a gonna fight you now.”
@@scourge8143 "Pfft... Oh are yo-"
@@hysterical5408[Punch] [M&L “OK” soundbyte]
@@scourge8143 "ima gonna fighta u nowa"*
relashionship
"Wait is that solid snake holding me? Is he crying!? WHY IS HE CRYING???"
Miyomoto: um. That’s from a distant future.
“Why Luigi was crying ?”
@@TGAA177 Mario: Please Lady you gotta tell me why is Solid Snake Crying?!
Miyamoto: SHUT IT OFF!
"Sega Killed him. Nintendo brought him back, they're gonna make him do this till he's 64!"
Wario: **Stares knowing for a fact that he wasn’t joking**
"I'm Nintendo Jesus"
"...NJ for short"
*Donkey Kong appearing behind Mario*
"I'm Nintendo Jesus you dull creature-"
@@cippy992 **Forward Smash*
If you think about the 80’s video game crash, this joke is actually true
@@cippy992LOL
Can’t believe Mario got waluigis skin removed dang
Nah, Mario didn't kill Waluigi.
@@memeboi6942waluigi just had to run his mouth about cackletta.
Waluigi was talking all that goomba talk he did it to himself
Mario even went back with his Time Machine to set the record straight because he was tired of all the accusations. Mario got all of it recorded on his 3DS camera.
@@The_AlbraskanLol!
Waluigi: "You know long I've-a been waiting for this? Wah, I'mabouttomakeanameformyselfhere."
Geno:”there’s only been one geno ,there will only be one geno”
Mario: I’m-a so sorry handsome, I-a want this to be gentle… Who-a is your dialect coach? A dry-a bones?
Who is-a-your dialect-a-coach? The Rabbids?
@@douchebagdave7080 Imma feel like-eh we missing some-a-criticale exposition here!
I actually just thought of this, today.
I loved when the Mario corps were stopped by toad because “Every Mario has a toad”
😂😂😂the toad toad is a legend in all universes😂😂😂
He looks damn fine in those overalls
Enjoy your Toad!
Chris Pratt Mario: "I can iconically say a catchphrase too. 'It's a me. Mario."
Mario: "What the meat-a-balls was that? Goomba, you think that's what I do?"
Lol!
Ok this one is perfect
It's just Chris wearing a red cap and an obviously fake mustache
Mario:He's gonna say the line Haiya- Cdi Link:well excuuse me princess
We a don’t a know that guy yahoo😂
Mario: Im-a sorry a what-a now?
CDI Link:and I'll tell you who she is Cackaletta a Mego-maniacacal Goomba Hole a finger licking dead inside pixie slapping nut milk
@@madmonkeeeeez6591 We thought we did.
CDI Link:When we first got here Princess Zelda theorized that we ended up in a dimension where scrapped video games come to die
"you save the metal cap for special occasions?"
"Killing, mostly."
What's the wind resistance on those hazy handles?
That intro when mario stomps all the goombas and koopa troopas while he dances to the song ia amazing
Yeah, and when he uses Wario’s Wario Land transformations to take them out was also sick AND creative as well!
That team up with Mario, Wario, Geno, Captain Falcon, Wapeach Rosalina was hype.
It's hard to believe we got to see GENO after all that time...
I’m just glad that we finally got to see Captain Falcon. His solo project was in development hell for years, but now we finally have some closure with his performance in this movie.
It's amazing that they finally gave Wapeach the screentime she deserved. I was so sad when her game got cancelled 😢
"Where'd he get that beauty?"
"A sword straight from Fire Emblem."
"Which Fire Emblem, there's been like 20 of them!"
"There's only been 3 F-Zero's. There's only ever gonna be 3 F-Zero's."
L
Waluigi: “Do you actually think we’re turning you into a superhero?”
Wario wearing his classic yellow suit again after years of wearing the WarioWare clothes
Ikr.
The Biker Outfit went hard though (applies to both Logan and Wario)
@@anonymousaccount4483 Lol
That also sounds very fitting for a Wario Land return.
That only took 20 fucking years.
"Who is your dialect coach? The Rabbids?"
Wahimabouttomakeanameforwahself
Mystery Link: “You see anyone running, Dodongo-brains? You’re not gonna love what happens next”
Mario: “Mama mia. Mama mia, he’s gonna say it! AHA! Mama mia, he’s gonna SAY IT!!”
Wario: “Say what?”
Mario: “HIYAAAH-“
Mystery (CDI) Link: “Well EXCUUUUSE ME, PRINCESS!”
Mario: “Sorry, what now?”
He Copied my whole comment word for word bar for bar! But you did do it better tho
*Throwing a book at the anarchists*
@@Pokechrome can't tell if you're against or with me
@@dwyaneisme4774 I’m just continuing the scene lol.
@@Pokechrome ok
“Welcome to the Nintendo 64, btw. You were joining at kinda of a low point.”
I’m tired of these vile rumors that I got Diddy Kong killed. Let’s look at the tape.
Diddy?... 👁️👄👁️❗
Can’t look at DIDDY king same again.😢
"And I'll tell you who he is, King K Rool, a megalomaniacal psychotic asshole, a finger-licking dead-inside pixie slab of third rate dimestore nutmilk, and I'll tell you what he can do: he can lick my goddamn peanut gun clean and kick rocks all the way to fat hell, in fact I don't give a shit if she removes all my skin and pops me like some nightmarish blood balloon, if the last thing I do in this god-forsaken cum gutter existence is light that fuckbox on fire I still won't die happy. That's right Mario, I won't be happy until I've urinated on that freshly barbecued corpse and husk-fucked the charred remains while gargling Cranky Kong's cranky dong."
"In Development Hell, you're either food for Toad, or you work for her."
"Goo on-a, diddy."
"And i'll tell ya who her is. Wapeach. A edgy, pirate-loving, emulating asshole. An rightfully abandoned bowser-wannabee with a fake brat archetype shoved right up her ass. And i'll tell you what she can do-"
"I'm-a listiening."
"She can suck my peeled banana till it rots and jump barrels till she gets copyrighted out of existence. Infact, I dont give a Paper Mario Sticker Star if she rips me in half with that kiddy stick 5-dollar axe of hers, if the last thing I do in this Iwata abandoned ink covered existence is pop that gremlin with a peanut, I still wont game over happy."
"Ohohoho, you-a crazy, ape!"
"That's right, Mario, I wont be happy untill i've thrown my own feces at her ripped apart corpse covered by peanut shots, and faced humped the punted remains while gargiling Kraid's planet-sized testicles!"
"Wow-a."
"And you can quote me!"
"Kay-a."
Gotcha, shroomface.
"He's actually wearing his plumber outfit, like he's not embarrassed to be a Mario character for once"
There are 206 bones in the human body. 207 when I'm thinking about Peach's cake.
“Let’s-a-go, maximum effort!”
There are 120 stars in Mario 64. 150 if you're playing on the DS. Let's a go, maximum effort.
I love the scene where Mario goes looking for all the Wario's
Game Accurate Wario and And Crucified Wario were so cool.
I love when Mario says "Aaaw Looka-at-you, did you missa the landing, yes you didda, game accurate short kinga".
Loved that scene
My favorite part is the surprise cameo of Pedro Pascal as Wario. And Mario saying how they will treat them better than the guys next door (referencing Sony and all the behind the scenes drama with The Last of Us)
"There going to make him do it till he's 64!"
Mario: "How Many Extra Lives Do You Have?"
Minecraft Mario:"Extra Lives?" *Coughs in Hardcore Mode*
Mario: Is that me? Is that Link? Is he _crying?_
Mario: WHY IS HE CRYING?!?
Link is more like Captain America
@@jpaulz Alright then, Sonic the Hedgehog.
@@Silverwind87 Pretty much XD
Did anyone else tear up a little at the scene where Wario and Ashley had that heartfelt conversation in the woods?
Mario movie 3 unironically should do this I need to see her on the big screen
You were always the wrong bro. Till you weren't
"I'm-a not Number One"
"You were never Number One, till you were."
I lost it when Geno said "You know how long i been waiting for this? Hooi'mabouttamakeanameformyselfhere."
Who was your dialect coach, the Yoshis?
Geno may not have known Sakaguchi but he came out of the code ready came up to the snes and said how you doing gamers.
Mario: He-a game overed a hero…
Wario: He-a game overed from you tossing him into the void, koopa!
Poor Kong? He's like fifty!
“ WAIT! I won’t give you my power stars but I promise not to use them okay Wario guess we’re getting that team up after all “
“For the first time in my life I’m proud to wear these overalls…it shows I’m a Wario…I am THE Wario.”
I love how the comments are spoiling the movie without spoiling the movie
Mario: "How long does it take for you to regenerate?"
Toad: "regenerate?"
“That bow used to be Link’s.”
“ Which one? there’s like 6 of them”
“Theres only one Sonic. There’s only ever gonna be one Sonic”
*Mario looks into camera*
it's be so much funnier if this was "ugly" sonic
Okay but a Mario & Wario team-up game (not the one for SNES- like an actual platformer) would so go incredibly hard.
Mariopool and Wariorine
“Maximum spaghetti.”
"No way, its luigi!"
"You guys know luigi?"
"Are ya kidding? Everyone has a luigi!"
“There's only been one Shadow. There's only ever gonna be one Shadow. I am… the true Ultimate Lifeform.”
"There’s only been one Geno. There will only ever be one Geno”
Mario looks into the camera.
this is like a silvagunner rip and i love it
the scene where kooper, goombella, and sushie showed up to help fight cackletta was so hype
Mario: He has a risen baby girl
Bowser: FUCK!!!!!
In the French dub, Pierre Tessier as French Mario is Deadpool, Frédéric Souterelle as French Wario is Sabretooth and Jérémie Covillault as French Bowser is Wolverine which combined both Nintendo and Marvel crossover universe! 3 characters, 3 voice actors matching with the flag of France. I met Pierre Tessier at a convention in the North of France back in 2021.
“And mother-plumber i wish i could say that you die alone but it’s 1-UP’S BEST JOKE that you can’t die EXCEPT IT’S ON ALL OF US!”
“What? Got nothing to say, mask?”
'I'm gonna stomp you now."
I don’t know anything about stealing coins….BUT YOU DO !
I-a don’t know anything about saving princesses, But you do!
i'mabouttomakeanameformyselfhere”-DK jr in the void
Nearly cried when Luigi showed up to stop the Mario Corp. Can't believe every Mario has a Luigi.
Ooh the 100 Mario Challenge
Im so happy that Channing Tatum finally got to play Kamek! He wanted that role for so long and really wanted his movie to get made, but I’m glad it all paid off in the end! He absolutely crushed the role!
"You brought the worst Wario variant from the entire multiverse. This one spent his entire life dying and respawning over in different ways saying 'Oh my gawd, wahh' to anything!"
"One more word, PLEASE give me one"
"mamamia "
Shy Guy: “Wanna talk about what's haunting you, or should we wait for a third act cutscene?”
Wario: “Uhhhh, go fungus yourself.”
Mario pool “I’m Nintendo Jesus you dull creatu-“
*gets sent flying by Sephiroth while Huey Lewis plays*
"You said that they would make me new platformer games! You said they would fix my universe!"
"That.. Was an educated wish."
“I can gently tap the fourth wall too!”
*”Skyrim.”*
It's funny because Wario has basically the same personality as Deadpool, but looks a lot more like Wolverine
I'd say Deadpool is morally grey for a joke, and Wario is morally black because he isn't aware of a different way of life.
"Hi, i'm Daisy! Let's fucking go."
"I am so sorry, who is your dialect coach? Donkey Kong?"
If this is Mario style, we would’ve seen MarioPool killing the Koopa Troopas, them being the TVA agents.
Stomping on them
“Every Shy Guy has a Snifit.”
“He's a Goomba-damn legend in every Shy Guy's world.”
This feels like a Custom song for a Doom 64 Wad
I still remember dreaming about Mario and Wario teaming up in film and low and behold. WE GOT IT!
"You were a mario brother, screw that you were THE mario brother"
"Whooimboutamakeanameformyselfyea"
-Diddy Kong
Who was your dialect coach, the Kremlings?
Past Mario: Mama Mia, that’s a beautiful!
*holding 1993 Mario Movie script*
Future Mario: *shoots him*
You’re welcome, Italy
What Have You Done Mario?!
You Created A Time Paradox!
Did Mario just shot Bob hoskins?
“Toad voice” woo I’m bout to make a name for myself here
Mario: I’m-a so sorry handsome, I-a want this to be gentle… Who-a is your dialect coach? A dry-a bones?
The scene where Mario was traveling to all the Galaxys with N64 Wario, Wario Land, and and WarioWare was such an amazing callback!
Henry Cavil as Warioware Wario was so hype! My entire theatre erupted when that happened! The Wario vs Donkey Kong cameo was also PEAK
“Oh he’s gonna say the line! Let’s a-”
“Waluigi time!”
“Wait what?”
All the comments are so good I can't compete
"Ey, suck it Miyamoto! Imma going to-a Universal Studios! Get-a-stomped, wahoo!"
“Mona, 8-bit, Mike, Dr Crygor, they all wanted me to wear it”
I’m so glad people are discovering Nsyc now thanks Deadpool
Every copy of Mario & Wario is a multiverse variant.
“Oh yes, yes, classic bike rider look, now you fought Donkey Kong in this outfit no?”
*ROOOOOAAARRRRR
“…IM NINTENDO JESUS YOU DUMB APE AND I WILL NOT-“
I honestly never expected that Ryan Drummond Wario variant cameo.
Fun fact Bob hoskins the actor of the 1993 Live action Super mario movie almost was Wolverine in a cancelled 1990s Xmen live action movie
Deadpool=mario
Wolverine=wario
Peter=luigi
Paradox=fawful
Cassandra=cackletta
Human torch= CDI link
Sabretooth=booster
Juggernaut=midbus
Pyro=mouser
Gambit=captain falcon
Blade= dk jr
Elektra=geno
X-23=ashley
Nicepool=minecraft mario
Nah nicepool should be Luigi or Yoshi. Dimentio as Cassandra makes more sense.
Nicepool should be Chris Pratt
I think the Russian could be Bully from Mario 64
@@SuperFreddy64-mp5ew
Is it so we can do the 4th wall joke in that other comment did?
Chris Pratt Mario: I can say catchphrases too. It's a me. A mario
Mario: What the hell was that?
"I'm a take it back, the Mercedes GLA fuck a hard. Unlike you, piggy bank."
"Oh we are just a getting started."
I also loved that scene
loved the doctor mario cameo!
Mario: How long does it take you lose a power up?!
Sonic (0 rings): Power up??
That teamup between mario, wario, captain falcon, geno, dk jr, and captain syrup to fight cackletta and her army was awesome
That team up with Mario, Luigi, Peach, Daisy and Bowser was hype!
Mariopool - Oh my MUSHROOM! So the legends were true, Bowsette, we will make you cannon and have you in all the Mario Parties and sports games I promise.
Bowsette smiles and punches Mario straight out the painting portal.
Mariopool - Ahoooooo weeeeeee!!!
Man, remember the part where Mario beat the 1-ups out of those agents? This exact theme played in the background. Neat.
“You’ve got nothing to say, mouth?” “Let’s-a-go!”
Love when Geno said you how long I’ve been waiting for this ooo boy I’m about to make a new for my self here
Mario: Oh Mamma Mia he's gonna say it!
Wario: Say what?
Mario: Koopalings uni-
Roy: Flame on!
Mario: What?
"Whose your dialect coach? the goombas?"
"There gonna make Wario do this til his ninety" - Mariopool
So good. Deadpool and Wolverine got me thinking of this song a lot now.
Mario slides to the camra: Suck it sega.
Grabs mic: Im going to Nintendo world.
Yk I was kinda at a loss for words with how short the Wario v. Waluigi fight was. For Mario to hype it up only for Wario gas out Waluigi.
Still it’s up there with how Mario fought those Koopa Troopers with Wario’s buried gold.
Mario: Is that me? Is that Link? Is he crying?!
Fawful: Uh, no, let's not get to- Uh, that happens in the distant future.
Mario: Why is Link crying? Quick, tell me!
When Trevor Belmont, Baby Peach, Geno, Captain Rainbow, Croc, Gex, and Agumon appeared in the Void it was peak
"i'll tell you that foreman was right about one thing you will always be a joke, you couldn't even save a relationship with a goddamn damsel-in-distress"
The Warivill.... The legends were true
Waluigi: do you know how long I’ve been waiting for this wooimbottamakeanamformyselfouthere