Speed Comparison 3: Slower than Snail
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- Опубликовано: 14 окт 2016
- A Race Simulation of all the things slower than the slowest snail.
Race 11: Features Bacteria/Cell speed, Bamboo/Fingernail Growth, Sea Level Rise etc.
Mr Garden Snail may finally win a race! Perhaps... 
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Should've put internet explorer in there
LOOOOOOOOL
TheEpicBT lol
W
TheEpicBT gud juan
XD nice!
Mr.Snail might lost the race but he won people's hearts
Akpavasuthi Komkit he won
Akpavasuthi Komkit doge
OMG LOOK AT THE NAILL HAHA Oh GOSH
Dude. Spoilers if he actually loses I'm gonna be pissed
He won the race
Ya moron
Patrick's pet rock: *Immobile*
Landslide: I gotchu fam
You're late
Heyy, i have seen you 46 times already... not gonna lie
Wow first time i see him reply late
U again
Dude ur here too
"Halfway to nearest star"
Sun: Am i a joke to you?
that is alpha centuary
What
@@Johnson22806 its the nearest star to us other then the sun
No you guys aren't getting it the nearest star is in our solar systen
The Sun is 0.00001581 light years from us. Alpha Centauri is 4.246 light years away!
The fact that a bacteria can travel a meter in 30 minutes scares me
Its the fastest one...
@@banako420 Yea
Me too Bro. I thought exactly the same😅
The fact that bamboo can grow 1 meter in a 5.5 hours scares me
Shrek Is God and they would multiply probably thousands or millions of times before they get there
Technically Patrick’s Rock would be just as fast as continental drift
jules 03 Your profile pic says that you don’t exist in any form of life
jules 03 I don’t hate i cremate 😑
@@raulsavu4644 Yeah he does. Patricks pet rock is so popular they even made over a million of them in real life
Thomas had never seen such bull$!~_t before
Oh yeah this is big brain time
The golden age of this RUclips channel I love it
I would've laughed so hard if Patrick's rock just moved at light speed at the start
Logically, if Patrick's rock were to be placed on the ground to race, with a consistent movement as seen with the continental drift, Patrick's rock would tie with the rate of continental drift.
You must be fun at parties
#Random Stuff# idk he sounds pretty fun
Well the rock would be standing still.
You aren't running 100mph when you are in a car are you???
Geno Geno Of course not. Nor would continental drift, but by placing Patrick’s rock on the ground, it’s speed would match that of the rate of continental drift, since by placing the rock on the ground, the movement therefore should match any movement on the ground, that being the continental drifting,
@@genogeno7289 You are moving at 100mph, if the car is moving that fast. Edit: The movement of the Earth would also contribute. You would actually be traveling at about the same speed as the Earth is rotating and orbiting the Sun.
You must REALLY like spongebob
who doesnt?
Cihan Ck me
I hate it.
no childhood...
Cihan Ck Now you're just spouting nonsense. Just like that abomination of a cartoon Spongebob.
The garden snail may be slow, but he’s faster than everything else in the garden
Yeah, the garden snail only needs 12 minutes to travel 1 meter well, the Hubble expansion needs 18 billion years, man, the garden snail is leaving the Hubble expansion in the dust! 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Bees:
Beetles:
Ladybugs:
Lizards:
@@jmyballsitchsquirrels:
Birds:
I do not remember this video being made in 2016. Time flies without you noticing.
Rocky: * Can't move *
Earthquake: Im about to start this man's whole career
Rocky: Im about to end this boi's career.
E!
1 sec later...
e?
3 secs later...
EEEEEEEEE!
ツツツツツ
¯\_(ツツ)_/¯
Meteorite
This dude be a pro
Rocky can move if theres an earthquake ever year
You made me laugh
There are 5 earthquakes a minute
Rocky could move if he had ice underneath him
Move backwards?
Maybe if people kicked him he’d make it
Go to chile bro
3:26 lol still faster than me growing up
Do you enjoy it??
Kid forever
@@vortiafamily2480 O O okay
How many FEW MINUTE LATER you want?
This video:Yes
Bamboo can grow one meter in 5 hours? Thats cool
@@dreaminginhell4047 *yep*
No that's actually fake. The fast growing bamboo plant was only 1 foot a day
@@fox_flix was this on your recommended too
@@bazookafinatic9095 ye
Not in Minecraft
1: Plant bamboo around your friend.
2. Wait 5.5 hours
3. Trap your friend
4. ???
5. Have fun.
Plant it around them while they are asleep in your garden and let them sleep until they wake up on their own (about 6 - 12h, maybe even more)
You know this was a way for bamboo to penetrate someone’s body it was called bamboo torture
Grim Soul everyone knows that
You forgot step 6. Profit.
um sir why is your picture a gif?!?! how
Patrick's rock cannot move, He's just stuck there forever
@Vlad Umnik 0 * infinity = 0
Continental drift drives Patrick’s rock and maintains speed.
Unless there is a strong wind.
Infinity
Carry it
3:18 wouldn't Patrick's Pet Rock quantum teleport to the finish line before infinity? In Reigarw Comparison's video about the rarest things in the universe, one of the probabilities was the chance of you quantum teleporting 50 kilometers.
Edit: wait A MINUTE there are MUCH faster ways Patrick's Pet Rock can get to the finish line! (in the comments)
using stun seed
Patrick’s rock is a part of the earth, so if placed on the edge of a massive land form, eventually continental drift would pull rocky until about 10-15 years later, pet rocky finally crosses that meter
the legend says: Rocky is moving backwards
XD
LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL
It's a fake, the rocks can never move!
Time to call in spongebob: The Proffesional Rock Driver from the pizza episode.
iemand someone he is moving faster than any other
You won Mr. Garden Snail!
thanks
Yes !
No Patrick rock did lier
Congratulations, you won
No @Amazinga Oh yeah garden snail wins
Congratulations Mr. Garden Snail! You got first place in traveling 1 meter! All you have to do is make it to Alpha Centauri and you will be 1st place! It will only take you 10,000,000,000 days.
This is like, literally the best video on RUclips basically literally.
I'm betting my money on Patrick's pet rock.
Fortress22 same
Thomas William Creeper van Beethoven you dont know what a joke is
I mean, he's already beaten Gary before
Fortress22 how much money?
mooosse g i dunno if patrick carryed him
Patrick's rock doesn't move. It teleports.
Yeah... He sutch stuck and teleports?
Or not he stuck? 3:26
Finally a true scientist
"Impossible."
if it teleports it mean extremely very super fastest speed
Real Results: Continental Drift and Patrick's Pet Rock finish at the same time, the drift of the ground will move the rock.
But the ground is pushing the rock, it needs to move by its self
The dripping of pitch could be another cool superslow thing to compare with (1 drop falls per decade). That or the speed at which the Moon is getting further away from Moon, or Sun(super mega slow)
Mr Garden Snail for president 2016
maplebobo tissue for President 2016
yeah !
maplebobo boooooooooooooo
maplebobo yep
maplebobo Trump that snail!
+my speed to do my homework
The Smackers ii
i
Patrick's pet rock beat you
speed - hubble's expansion right?
The Smackers hey I still didn't learn the alphabet at home and I was born in the 1800's
its 2021 and im still watching your videos, i still remember these..
Patrick's Pet Rock has an 8 as his number, meaning an infinite on the side.
🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
I don't know if it means Patrick's Pet Rock has infinite power (in the Spongebob race) or infinite slowness (in this video)
*Amateurs!*
It's you you're the slowest
Who owns this RUclips account?
Nope
You didn't see my phone
How about the procces of getting at least 1mil robux from people buying your game passes?
What was that punk?
(This is where you say amateurs again)
Patrick’s Pet Rock: We are the slowest thing ever!
Internet Explorer: Hold my beer
Hold my files*
Windows vista: hol.........
Wait...... How the hell does Internet Explorer play roblox with 0 lag *IMPOSSIBLE*
Hold my beer id dead its " gonna ruin this whole manx man's career "
Half Life 3 loading:*AMATEURS*
Why am i watching this again
Nobody:
Mum's nails: *AM SPEED*
- makes slowest comparison
- does not include internet explorer
exploder*
@@kaerao how dare you assume explorer's gender
BE NICE TO IE
@@zalupa_official its not internet exploder
@@zeke8985 r/woooosh
Internet explorer should have been one of the slowest racers
I put no effort in my videos lol😂
Clorox Bleach
At least no one cared about your adopted self.
U mean dila?
Clorox Bleach
Your comeback was also lame, and it is old. Way too old.
Clorox Bleach
Now that is a lame comeback.
Nobody
*WTF is Hubble's Expansion?!*
It's the observation in physical cosmology that galaxies are moving away from the Earth at speeds proportional to their distance.
(And yes, I copy-pasted from Wikipedia.)
Props to this guy for recording for 14 Billion years to see the Hubble expansion make it
At least the rock can beat internet explorer
J W D
Lmao yeah explorer is shet
@@Ice-yp8dz lol,IE is just trash.Firefox is also slow :/
XDDDD hahahahahah dude...
@@user-gq5yc3kh4i Firefox is my childhood but I gotta admit it's slow
I love Microsoft Edge
Speed Comparison: Slower than Pet Rock
Your iq
Oof
New video:
Pet rock- 0
Internet explorer- (-5m/h)
@@Stellarowo
(-) is just the position of the object [left] in position against line Y
- | +
-5m/h is faster than bamboo growth.
Pet rock is not moving until the ends of milky way.😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Huh!?
Spongebob:gary is the winner!
Patrick:gary is the winner but
Spongebob is the loser.
I forgot I used to watch these videos in 2016 ... such good days 😊
Same here!!!
I have great nostalgia for this video
thank you for the support! but the training was like hell
MrGardenSnail for your determination, you deserve a sub!
yes
when someone with no vids gets the same amount of subscribers as the guy with like 17 vids.... not naming who it is but...... *cough* its me *cough*
Did you REALLY make an account JUST for this?!
Technically, wouldn’t the atoms shift and eventually move Rocky?
True
Continental drif does that but I thing he is saying no boost so no atoms wind or continental drift
earthquake:am i a joke to you?
Maybe
Yes,it'll quantum teleport.
THIS IS MY FAVOURITE SERIES
Patrick when his pet rock lost: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH (DESTROYS EVERYTHING)
Thanks for the suggestions for Speed Comparison 3, but we are running out of suggestions for Speed Comparison 4, since all extreme are already taken. In addition, it is incredibly difficult to research the top speed of many fictional superheros (If you have the speed list can comment below, it'll really facilitate planning! We'll try to reply here in case your comment get lost) Nevertheless we wish to hear from you all! What would you like to see for Speed Comparison 4?
👍😊
a fat lady 2mph
Reigarw Extreme Comparison can you do a extreme speed comparison on different athletes from different sports.
Great vid.
Lol, sumo perhaps
the pet rock is actually moving, by the earth's continental drift or by the force of gravity on unstable atoms
Yamame Even but the racing ground moves with the pet rock. To get forward you push the earth with your feet in the other direction. If you only move with the floor you never will get to an other position.
MrGollum1996 FINALY SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME I WAS THINKING SAME THING
The story is heart warming!
3:20 it’s been ÎŅFİŃĨŤŸ YEARS and Rocky made us all die
What would a 1 meter fingernail look like?
Luiz Felipe Man go to the Guinness book of world records 2017 and there are 3 ish pictures
It's not straight. It curls
it looks like fucking shit
Tryggci15 haha you've seen it haven't you.
thy Mom gay yes. and I wish I haven't
1:19 I just love how you can faintly hear Pumped Up Kicks in the background.
A kid coming back from school will start kicking rocky and it will reach the eternity
There are rocks on a desert that move several kilometers without any help
Jose Antonio Lanz They use the Help of the wind ...
erosion
404 no they don't
TianoPCGamer yes
no not by wind
Patricks Rock will win he is one the Earth he moves with Continental Drift
Patrick's rock is in the ocean, so it'll move with sea rise, which means 80 years
+toriel dreemstar (Head Swardfish) No it won't move like that. The sea is rising, not the ocean floor
True...
Neurotrin which is 100000000000000000 Years?
whimmy fuc lmao ur stupid rock will always sink to the bottom
2:30 that one bit when the fingernail instantly grows
This is part of my childhood for some reason
rook will eventually cause of rain
or storm
MG Eco lunar MDK no funky boi he is under water
MG Eco lunar MDK or just walk there and throw it simple
How could water break rock?
TigerDinosaur Water is strong.
I know whats slower... The building of the Berlin Airport.
My damn mobile is more slower than that
nah its the building of jeddah tower
I feel u germany
NICHT
Nah.... it's the building of the Mysterious Building, the 4000x seed tower from Japan
@@grapes4315 house
Why am I getting this recommended four years later
I missed this from 3 or 2 yearsss
There is a slower thing: Half-Life 3 release
Леонид Декабрёв nice
cleber oliveira what do you mean gta 6
ThePcGamer
GTA means Grand Theft Auto You fucking idiot
Леонид Декабрёв XD
cleber oliveira You mean "XD" is not english?
Patrick's pet rock is faster than internet explorer.
Savage😂😂
True
Internet explorer goes so slow it goes backwards
ogy mohammad Was That A Roast Or A Joke lol
230 likes
We just love this too much
This video gives me nostalgia after came back for 4 yeats
If continental drift is faster than rocky, then rocky would be same speed as land. It just gets a free ride
Ikr
So rocky is getting free ride around the sun
Patrick's rock is fast
take 15400000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000
ppppp0000000000000 years to get to Canada
the heck
It can teleport
LavenderTurtle he bet Gary and snelly
yes. cuz it takes him 999999999999999999999999999999999999 years to travel 1 nanometer.
The best speed video ever
This channel was my childhood growing up
childhood ends at around 14 years (then you become a teen)
in conclusion, you are 15-19 years old
yes i know how to math
Patrick 's rock complete the race in 16 yrs.DUE TO CONTINENTAL DRIFT👍
Livjot Singh or earthquakes
Makes sense
Or wind coupled with icy floor
Omg
Your right!
continental drift should've taken everybody to 1m
Grandryan42 exactly
But doesn't that drift move the goal too?
MarkelgurruxDD different plate right before the finish line lol
Tijuana SIX It can be 😂
Grandryan42 u must be kidding me rocky is infity times slower than anyone in this video
Patrick’s pet rock: I can’t move at all!
Earthquakes and tornadoes: Are we a joke to you?
The garden snail knew to get off Earth because the Sun was getting brighter and Earth was heating up.
If we’re thinking logically, wind and rain would push the rock a bit further
Its such a tiny amount though....hen again if were thinking logically our planet is moving through space very fast so the rock would and everything else would be the same if they all stood still
I assume that the race in the video takes into account the competitors moving of their own accord, therefore Rocky does not move at all.
And if there is gonna be an earthquake
oh hello there genius
Eventually the rock would just decay over thousands of years and break apart
When your WiFi is slower than a snail...
Exvuse me but look 2:35 AND GELATIN GETS BRONZE. idk why i said gelatin :/
That is my school lol they use up all the Wi-Fi to play country music in the gym lol
Yeah I'm waiting 0 sec to WiFi (1 day)
When your wifi is slower than a rock...
So wait, this means every second time you clip your nails, tectonic plates have moved by that much?
Insane
By half yeah
pafp
'Earth to nearest star'
Sun:Am I a joke to you
He would actually tie the continental drift because if he was on the land then he would be moved passed the finish line the same time. (He meaning Patrick's rock)
Except continental drift would also move the finish line itself, so it would be a wash.
I am now scared to death of that bacteria. It’s almost as fast as the snail!
*what if it is*
Good news, it appears to be harmless!
Bacteria be like, “fast as **** boi.”
Bad news Scientists have found Flying Spiders
The Hubble expansion one looks very cool when it's been 14 million years!
its actually 14 billion, havent you learnt digits?
Someone: fingernails are part of the body
Fingernails: *is a opponent*
logic.
an* a* L* Is* Fingernails*
Fingernails are in this race because it is for reference.
Spongebob is the best trainer.
"totally"
Always has been:)
The NuggetBacon then rocky never makes to finish
THE FIRST TIME THIS FRICKING CHANNEL DID A MEME🤯
nope check out 4
This really the type of stuff i be watching late at night rather than sleeping… 😅
This is nostalgic
Rocky: “It’s been 39393339339303 years I can’t finish this!”
Erosion and Continental Drift: “Allow is to introduce ourselves.”
Now 9898989998989898989898989889989898989898989898989898989898998 years
Hills too
Fellow gd player
@@ItzCataIO Hello!
And quantum tunneling
Slowest speed: Teachers starting to teach something useful.
Yeahhhh
They never teach me anything useful
@@deleetiusproductions3497 how did you write that sentence ?
Torge 99 Shut up
@@deleetiusproductions3497 bet they didn't teached you that little bad boy
I just kicked rocks this morning.
I like how everyone's speed is in km/h and patrick's pet rock is just 0
ah yes, my favorite speed unit, *ZERO*
Pet rock vs heart of gold, let's go!
Rocky would destroy Heart of Gold, Flash, Tardis, Hyper Sonic, and Instant Transmission combined.
Sean Berghoff dont forget Whis's fast travelling
true !
Thomas William Creeper van Beethoven we know its a joke
Uhhh well see abou tat xd
Should've make this one:
Google Chrome
UC Mini
Opera Mini
Mozilla Firefox
Standard Browser
Internet Explorer
*-WHO WILL WIN?-*
Stick Draw Not IE
Mr Gavin Internet Explorer
Nex Quad netscape navigator
Google Chrome because google chrome is faster than Opera Mini but opera is faster than Google Chrome
Nex Quad the snail will win..
Slower thing than Patrick’s Rock not completing 1m (3.3ft) is me growing up
It takes f o r e v e r
soo nostalgic to watch this video :D
Videogame map size comparison pls
ThrowingGuy oh YES
yes yes yes
nice idea
ThrowingGuy yes please
yes pls
[Race begins]
[Day 1]
A few moments later...
Garden snail - 1st place - 12 min
20 minutes later...
Thiovolum majus - 2nd place - 30 min
Later...
Bamboo growth - 3rd place - 5 u. 1/2 h
Later...
[Day 3]
Cell with motor protein - 4th place - 55 h
Many months later...
[Day 2.92k]
Fingernail growth - 5th place - 8 y
A few moments later...
[Day 5.84k]
Continental drift - 6th place - 16 y
A few moments later...
[Day 29.2k]
Sea level rise - 7th place - 80 y
Eventually...
[Day 580k]
Stalactite growth - 8th place - 1.585 k y
One eternity later...
[Day 5T]
Hubble's expansion - 9th place - 14 G y
Meanwhile...
Garden snail - dist. 2 ly (1/2 way to nearest star)
[Day 99,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999?OV Error]
Patrick's pet rock - 10th place - 99,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999?OV Error Y y
Day Count Is Infinitely Increased,
At Least Aleph-0 Days.
Wow Charles!!! You are very smart!! 😳 😬
@@fernandoglez.5553no Patrick's pet rock Rocky 's speed is 1 Planck length per minute 😅😮😂 so he's wrong
the fingernail one got me on the ground 😂
Imagine if a garden snail 5 million years ago spent 5 million years getting to andromeda and back and knows the secrets of the universe and is infinitely smart but gets crushed by a random human...
Imagine going to wait 8 years for my fingernails to grow that much
Somebody actually did
@@rieldebonk1044 who?
People with the longest fingernail: Am I a joke to you?
There is world record for longest nail
@@hyperplayer22 Is it just my reply that you copied?