Speed Comparison 3: Slower than Snail

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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024
  • A Race Simulation of all the things slower than the slowest snail.
    Race 11: Features Bacteria/Cell speed, Bamboo/Fingernail Growth, Sea Level Rise etc.
    Mr Garden Snail may finally win a race! Perhaps...

Комментарии • 10 тыс.

  • @komkitty6571
    @komkitty6571 7 лет назад +3366

    Mr.Snail might lost the race but he won people's hearts

    • @ellisbrowne3895
      @ellisbrowne3895 7 лет назад +18

      Akpavasuthi Komkit he won

    • @AwesomeWolf-ky8ck
      @AwesomeWolf-ky8ck 7 лет назад +1

      Akpavasuthi Komkit doge

    • @nikitozz3672
      @nikitozz3672 7 лет назад

      OMG LOOK AT THE NAILL HAHA Oh GOSH

    • @imsev6426
      @imsev6426 7 лет назад +6

      Dude. Spoilers if he actually loses I'm gonna be pissed

    • @kneepu11
      @kneepu11 7 лет назад +1

      He won the race
      Ya moron

  • @Warhawk-kf9mx
    @Warhawk-kf9mx 6 лет назад +1901

    Logically, if Patrick's rock were to be placed on the ground to race, with a consistent movement as seen with the continental drift, Patrick's rock would tie with the rate of continental drift.

    • @raashidrazi5663
      @raashidrazi5663 6 лет назад +79

      You must be fun at parties

    • @Bobert27
      @Bobert27 6 лет назад +106

      #Random Stuff# idk he sounds pretty fun

    • @genogeno7289
      @genogeno7289 6 лет назад +31

      Well the rock would be standing still.
      You aren't running 100mph when you are in a car are you???

    • @Warhawk-kf9mx
      @Warhawk-kf9mx 6 лет назад +52

      Geno Geno Of course not. Nor would continental drift, but by placing Patrick’s rock on the ground, it’s speed would match that of the rate of continental drift, since by placing the rock on the ground, the movement therefore should match any movement on the ground, that being the continental drifting,

    • @PandaFan2443
      @PandaFan2443 6 лет назад +17

      @@genogeno7289 You are moving at 100mph, if the car is moving that fast. Edit: The movement of the Earth would also contribute. You would actually be traveling at about the same speed as the Earth is rotating and orbiting the Sun.

  • @theepicbt7854
    @theepicbt7854 8 лет назад +6455

    Should've put internet explorer in there

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +766

    Patrick's pet rock: *Immobile*
    Landslide: I gotchu fam

  • @mangedg
    @mangedg 6 лет назад +904

    Rocky can move if theres an earthquake ever year

  • @brett6390
    @brett6390 5 лет назад +6199

    Technically Patrick’s Rock would be just as fast as continental drift

    • @finalkutking3386
      @finalkutking3386 5 лет назад +45

      jules 03 Your profile pic says that you don’t exist in any form of life

    • @finalkutking3386
      @finalkutking3386 5 лет назад +22

      jules 03 I don’t hate i cremate 😑

    • @bruh1dc
      @bruh1dc 5 лет назад +105

      @@raulsavu4644 Yeah he does. Patricks pet rock is so popular they even made over a million of them in real life

    • @hazelhamili893
      @hazelhamili893 5 лет назад +26

      Thomas had never seen such bull$!~_t before

    • @omartazi7906
      @omartazi7906 5 лет назад +23

      Oh yeah this is big brain time

  • @mirppuli966
    @mirppuli966 8 лет назад +1264

    You must REALLY like spongebob

    • @yodawg
      @yodawg 8 лет назад +73

      who doesnt?

    • @_graey
      @_graey 8 лет назад

      Cihan Ck me

    • @POLARTTYRTM
      @POLARTTYRTM 8 лет назад +1

      I hate it.

    • @yodawg
      @yodawg 8 лет назад +29

      no childhood...

    • @_graey
      @_graey 8 лет назад +4

      Cihan Ck Now you're just spouting nonsense. Just like that abomination of a cartoon Spongebob.

  • @Johnson22806
    @Johnson22806 3 года назад +509

    "Halfway to nearest star"
    Sun: Am i a joke to you?

    • @teacherairyn6321
      @teacherairyn6321 3 года назад +14

      that is alpha centuary

    • @Johnson22806
      @Johnson22806 3 года назад +6

      What

    • @somerandomguy3259
      @somerandomguy3259 3 года назад +38

      @@Johnson22806 its the nearest star to us other then the sun

    • @EntergeticalakaBot
      @EntergeticalakaBot 3 года назад +9

      No you guys aren't getting it the nearest star is in our solar systen

    • @tylersauro9891
      @tylersauro9891 3 года назад +9

      The Sun is 0.00001581 light years from us. Alpha Centauri is 4.246 light years away!

  • @Ezkimu
    @Ezkimu 4 года назад +2830

    Rocky: * Can't move *
    Earthquake: Im about to start this man's whole career

  • @derkommissar4986
    @derkommissar4986 5 лет назад +1263

    Bamboo can grow one meter in 5 hours? Thats cool

    • @Scazoid
      @Scazoid 5 лет назад +17

      @@dreaminginhell4047 *yep*

    • @fox_flix
      @fox_flix 5 лет назад +54

      No that's actually fake. The fast growing bamboo plant was only 1 foot a day

    • @bazookafinatic9095
      @bazookafinatic9095 5 лет назад +8

      @@fox_flix was this on your recommended too

    • @fox_flix
      @fox_flix 5 лет назад +8

      @@bazookafinatic9095 ye

    • @Tiwat704
      @Tiwat704 5 лет назад +35

      Not in Minecraft

  • @HenWithATie
    @HenWithATie 6 лет назад +774

    1: Plant bamboo around your friend.
    2. Wait 5.5 hours
    3. Trap your friend
    4. ???
    5. Have fun.

    • @HuslWusl
      @HuslWusl 6 лет назад +41

      Plant it around them while they are asleep in your garden and let them sleep until they wake up on their own (about 6 - 12h, maybe even more)

    • @goon8486
      @goon8486 6 лет назад +80

      You know this was a way for bamboo to penetrate someone’s body it was called bamboo torture

    • @ZAD720
      @ZAD720 6 лет назад +6

      Grim Soul everyone knows that

    • @papajawn
      @papajawn 6 лет назад +17

      You forgot step 6. Profit.

    • @ZAD720
      @ZAD720 6 лет назад +1

      um sir why is your picture a gif?!?! how

  • @zanmolecules4105
    @zanmolecules4105 2 года назад +71

    The garden snail may be slow, but he’s faster than everything else in the garden

    • @DavidMuri-rm4ym
      @DavidMuri-rm4ym Год назад +2

      Yeah, the garden snail only needs 12 minutes to travel 1 meter well, the Hubble expansion needs 18 billion years, man, the garden snail is leaving the Hubble expansion in the dust! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @DogManWes2790
      @DogManWes2790 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@jmyballsitchsquirrels:
      Birds:

    • @scratchy523
      @scratchy523 4 месяца назад

      @@jmyballsitchExactly! Underrated comment!

  • @tundra5771
    @tundra5771 4 года назад +486

    Technically, wouldn’t the atoms shift and eventually move Rocky?

    • @ItsHonski
      @ItsHonski 3 года назад +2

      True

    • @Skill_issue_fc
      @Skill_issue_fc 3 года назад +13

      Continental drif does that but I thing he is saying no boost so no atoms wind or continental drift

    • @soniclikesphone
      @soniclikesphone 3 года назад +4

      earthquake:am i a joke to you?

    • @Q--_--90909
      @Q--_--90909 3 года назад

      Maybe

    • @theintegercyclolcyc
      @theintegercyclolcyc 3 года назад +2

      Yes,it'll quantum teleport.

  • @erdinc9925
    @erdinc9925 7 лет назад +544

    the legend says: Rocky is moving backwards

  • @ShrekIsGod1
    @ShrekIsGod1 5 лет назад +3371

    The fact that a bacteria can travel a meter in 30 minutes scares me

    • @banako420
      @banako420 5 лет назад +265

      Its the fastest one...

    • @keker551
      @keker551 5 лет назад +31

      @@banako420 Yea

    • @justwatching_x
      @justwatching_x 5 лет назад +34

      Me too Bro. I thought exactly the same😅

    • @flohwalzer
      @flohwalzer 5 лет назад +228

      The fact that bamboo can grow 1 meter in a 5.5 hours scares me

    • @buddybarbuto5805
      @buddybarbuto5805 5 лет назад +62

      Shrek Is God and they would multiply probably thousands or millions of times before they get there

  • @sashh9997
    @sashh9997 3 года назад +21

    The golden age of this RUclips channel I love it

  • @scottdsnyder
    @scottdsnyder 6 лет назад +1081

    You won Mr. Garden Snail!

  • @internetexplorer457
    @internetexplorer457 5 лет назад +5430

    *Amateurs!*

    • @efficientdoom1895
      @efficientdoom1895 5 лет назад +247

      It's you you're the slowest

    • @gayatrijais1166
      @gayatrijais1166 5 лет назад +120

      Who owns this RUclips account?

    • @chunkyboi6862
      @chunkyboi6862 5 лет назад +62

      Nope
      You didn't see my phone

    • @jasonkraus4315
      @jasonkraus4315 5 лет назад +45

      How about the procces of getting at least 1mil robux from people buying your game passes?

    • @zacharymogel9087
      @zacharymogel9087 5 лет назад +37

      What was that punk?
      (This is where you say amateurs again)

  • @fortress2270
    @fortress2270 7 лет назад +4206

    I'm betting my money on Patrick's pet rock.

    • @Itsaxelia
      @Itsaxelia 7 лет назад +20

      Fortress22 same

    • @neki134
      @neki134 7 лет назад +33

      Thomas William Creeper van Beethoven you dont know what a joke is

    • @mooosseg1653
      @mooosseg1653 7 лет назад +34

      I mean, he's already beaten Gary before

    • @cristiannn_413
      @cristiannn_413 7 лет назад +4

      Fortress22 how much money?

    • @blaz3002
      @blaz3002 7 лет назад +1

      mooosse g i dunno if patrick carryed him

  • @yourweirdplant
    @yourweirdplant 3 года назад +68

    I would've laughed so hard if Patrick's rock just moved at light speed at the start

  • @cheesebusiness
    @cheesebusiness 7 лет назад +266

    There is a slower thing: Half-Life 3 release

    • @Yhelm7734
      @Yhelm7734 7 лет назад

      Леонид Декабрёв nice

    • @jiraffe9600
      @jiraffe9600 6 лет назад

      cleber oliveira what do you mean gta 6

    • @JackDLong
      @JackDLong 6 лет назад +1

      ThePcGamer
      GTA means Grand Theft Auto You fucking idiot

    • @vexisvibin
      @vexisvibin 6 лет назад

      Леонид Декабрёв XD

    • @verschilles
      @verschilles 6 лет назад

      cleber oliveira You mean "XD" is not english?

  • @subscribetopewdiepie69
    @subscribetopewdiepie69 4 года назад +335

    Patrick's rock doesn't move. It teleports.

  • @Laturals
    @Laturals 7 лет назад +665

    Patrick's rock is fast

    • @minty5415
      @minty5415 6 лет назад +11

      take 15400000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 00000000000000000000000000
      ppppp0000000000000 years to get to Canada

    • @carmenwilder6824
      @carmenwilder6824 6 лет назад

      the heck

    • @megagengargaming8732
      @megagengargaming8732 6 лет назад +1

      It can teleport

    • @DsVids1
      @DsVids1 6 лет назад +1

      LavenderTurtle he bet Gary and snelly

    • @elektriik-saymyname10times85
      @elektriik-saymyname10times85 6 лет назад

      yes. cuz it takes him 999999999999999999999999999999999999 years to travel 1 nanometer.

  • @zefyriukas10
    @zefyriukas10 4 года назад +89

    3:26 lol still faster than me growing up

  • @franz6648
    @franz6648 5 лет назад +411

    Speed Comparison: Slower than Pet Rock

    • @masterray4683
      @masterray4683 5 лет назад +6

      Your iq

    • @jjgaming471
      @jjgaming471 5 лет назад +1

      Oof

    • @Stellarowo
      @Stellarowo 5 лет назад +10

      New video:
      Pet rock- 0
      Internet explorer- (-5m/h)

    • @royalopera6399
      @royalopera6399 5 лет назад +3

      @@Stellarowo
      (-) is just the position of the object [left] in position against line Y
      - | +
      -5m/h is faster than bamboo growth.

    • @dylandavid3777
      @dylandavid3777 5 лет назад +4

      Pet rock is not moving until the ends of milky way.😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
      Huh!?
      Spongebob:gary is the winner!
      Patrick:gary is the winner but
      Spongebob is the loser.

  • @abdulkadir6446
    @abdulkadir6446 5 лет назад +190

    I know whats slower... The building of the Berlin Airport.

    • @tanishsalunkechannel
      @tanishsalunkechannel 5 лет назад

      My damn mobile is more slower than that

    • @radar_the_fox
      @radar_the_fox 5 лет назад

      nah its the building of jeddah tower

    • @grapes4315
      @grapes4315 5 лет назад +2

      I feel u germany
      NICHT

    • @Windows-zt2bw
      @Windows-zt2bw 5 лет назад +1

      Nah.... it's the building of the Mysterious Building, the 4000x seed tower from Japan

    • @emmatv9318
      @emmatv9318 5 лет назад

      @@grapes4315 house

  • @donot7228
    @donot7228 6 лет назад +616

    +my speed to do my homework

    • @NeoDream
      @NeoDream 6 лет назад +1

      The Smackers ii

    • @cumiiibakarr
      @cumiiibakarr 6 лет назад +1

      i

    • @ShoeNerd
      @ShoeNerd 6 лет назад +7

      Patrick's pet rock beat you

    • @RiversThePerson
      @RiversThePerson 6 лет назад +1

      speed - hubble's expansion right?

    • @multistuff9831
      @multistuff9831 6 лет назад +1

      The Smackers hey I still didn't learn the alphabet at home and I was born in the 1800's

  • @theplushshow3989
    @theplushshow3989 4 года назад +6

    I do not remember this video being made in 2016. Time flies without you noticing.

  • @livjotsingh6232
    @livjotsingh6232 6 лет назад +226

    Patrick 's rock complete the race in 16 yrs.DUE TO CONTINENTAL DRIFT👍

  • @maxdragonsoul5553
    @maxdragonsoul5553 5 лет назад +694

    - makes slowest comparison
    - does not include internet explorer

  • @jadendavis4884
    @jadendavis4884 6 лет назад +680

    At least the rock can beat internet explorer

    • @Ice-yp8dz
      @Ice-yp8dz 6 лет назад +7

      J W D
      Lmao yeah explorer is shet

    • @匚モ乃モ丹尺
      @匚モ乃モ丹尺 6 лет назад +3

      @@Ice-yp8dz lol,IE is just trash.Firefox is also slow :/

    • @aerox1930
      @aerox1930 6 лет назад +1

      XDDDD hahahahahah dude...

    • @ichigokurosaki7162
      @ichigokurosaki7162 6 лет назад +2

      @@匚モ乃モ丹尺 Firefox is my childhood but I gotta admit it's slow

    • @SkyBlue0
      @SkyBlue0 6 лет назад +1

      I love Microsoft Edge

  • @tylersauro9891
    @tylersauro9891 3 года назад +33

    3:18 wouldn't Patrick's Pet Rock quantum teleport to the finish line before infinity? In Reigarw Comparison's video about the rarest things in the universe, one of the probabilities was the chance of you quantum teleporting 50 kilometers.
    Edit: wait A MINUTE there are MUCH faster ways Patrick's Pet Rock can get to the finish line! (in the comments)

    • @duckytheanimator
      @duckytheanimator 3 года назад +3

      using stun seed

    • @airconditionaire
      @airconditionaire Год назад +2

      Patrick’s rock is a part of the earth, so if placed on the edge of a massive land form, eventually continental drift would pull rocky until about 10-15 years later, pet rocky finally crosses that meter

  • @mrgardensnail2281
    @mrgardensnail2281 8 лет назад +111

    thank you for the support! but the training was like hell

    • @rhemyabelarde5754
      @rhemyabelarde5754 7 лет назад +5

      MrGardenSnail for your determination, you deserve a sub!

    • @thewackerman2410
      @thewackerman2410 7 лет назад

      yes

    • @iiwildlycrazyii1908
      @iiwildlycrazyii1908 7 лет назад +1

      when someone with no vids gets the same amount of subscribers as the guy with like 17 vids.... not naming who it is but...... *cough* its me *cough*

    • @michaelhamblyn4563
      @michaelhamblyn4563 7 лет назад

      Did you REALLY make an account JUST for this?!

  • @yamameeven967
    @yamameeven967 8 лет назад +142

    the pet rock is actually moving, by the earth's continental drift or by the force of gravity on unstable atoms

    • @MrGollum1996
      @MrGollum1996 8 лет назад

      Yamame Even but the racing ground moves with the pet rock. To get forward you push the earth with your feet in the other direction. If you only move with the floor you never will get to an other position.

    • @xAdrianHGx
      @xAdrianHGx 7 лет назад

      MrGollum1996 FINALY SOMEONE WHO UNDERSTANDS ME I WAS THINKING SAME THING

  • @insanitylol
    @insanitylol 5 лет назад +451

    Patrick’s Pet Rock: We are the slowest thing ever!
    Internet Explorer: Hold my beer

    • @aviscofer2332
      @aviscofer2332 5 лет назад +7

      Hold my files*

    • @UkrainePatr1ot
      @UkrainePatr1ot 5 лет назад

      Windows vista: hol.........

    • @AritraBacchar
      @AritraBacchar 5 лет назад

      Wait...... How the hell does Internet Explorer play roblox with 0 lag *IMPOSSIBLE*

    • @themacud
      @themacud 5 лет назад

      Hold my beer id dead its " gonna ruin this whole manx man's career "

    • @piku907
      @piku907 4 года назад +2

      Half Life 3 loading:*AMATEURS*

  • @fedelisoscar9675
    @fedelisoscar9675 2 года назад +5

    How many FEW MINUTE LATER you want?
    This video:Yes

  • @mushroomfusion245
    @mushroomfusion245 8 лет назад +104

    Pet rock vs heart of gold, let's go!

    • @seanberghoff2213
      @seanberghoff2213 8 лет назад +15

      Rocky would destroy Heart of Gold, Flash, Tardis, Hyper Sonic, and Instant Transmission combined.

    • @audir8v10plus4
      @audir8v10plus4 7 лет назад

      Sean Berghoff dont forget Whis's fast travelling

    • @airswift1016
      @airswift1016 7 лет назад +2

      true !

    • @benjaminchacko3709
      @benjaminchacko3709 7 лет назад

      Thomas William Creeper van Beethoven we know its a joke

    • @hypershadic1019
      @hypershadic1019 5 лет назад

      Uhhh well see abou tat xd

  • @shboi8103
    @shboi8103 6 лет назад +142

    If continental drift is faster than rocky, then rocky would be same speed as land. It just gets a free ride

  • @dacoconutnut9503
    @dacoconutnut9503 6 лет назад +2677

    What would a 1 meter fingernail look like?

    • @multistuff9831
      @multistuff9831 6 лет назад +138

      Luiz Felipe Man go to the Guinness book of world records 2017 and there are 3 ish pictures

    • @avarixe1932
      @avarixe1932 6 лет назад +164

      It's not straight. It curls

    • @tryggci1541
      @tryggci1541 6 лет назад +119

      it looks like fucking shit

    • @avarixe1932
      @avarixe1932 6 лет назад +26

      Tryggci15 haha you've seen it haven't you.

    • @tryggci1541
      @tryggci1541 6 лет назад +37

      thy Mom gay yes. and I wish I haven't

  • @Ositojulian
    @Ositojulian 2 года назад +10

    Congratulations Mr. Garden Snail! You got first place in traveling 1 meter! All you have to do is make it to Alpha Centauri and you will be 1st place! It will only take you 10,000,000,000 days.

  • @maplebobo9862
    @maplebobo9862 8 лет назад +978

    Mr Garden Snail for president 2016

  • @jl25735
    @jl25735 8 лет назад +725

    There are rocks on a desert that move several kilometers without any help

  • @yeetusdeletus8818
    @yeetusdeletus8818 6 лет назад +267

    If we’re thinking logically, wind and rain would push the rock a bit further

    • @ultradragon999
      @ultradragon999 6 лет назад +19

      Its such a tiny amount though....hen again if were thinking logically our planet is moving through space very fast so the rock would and everything else would be the same if they all stood still

    • @udlerf4084
      @udlerf4084 6 лет назад +3

      I assume that the race in the video takes into account the competitors moving of their own accord, therefore Rocky does not move at all.

    • @ruszozsuzsanna5431
      @ruszozsuzsanna5431 6 лет назад

      And if there is gonna be an earthquake

    • @hahaa3341
      @hahaa3341 6 лет назад +1

      oh hello there genius

    • @NocturnalNugget2
      @NocturnalNugget2 6 лет назад +1

      Eventually the rock would just decay over thousands of years and break apart

  • @BlueGuy179
    @BlueGuy179 4 года назад +41

    Patrick's rock cannot move, He's just stuck there forever

  • @sovietspy8661
    @sovietspy8661 7 лет назад +275

    Speed Comparison 4: Slower than a rock

    • @echoez5366
      @echoez5366 7 лет назад +61

      internet explorer

    • @AC-gr7pb
      @AC-gr7pb 7 лет назад +2

      ...xD

    • @thomasking8376
      @thomasking8376 7 лет назад

      No

    • @tellinggojira1188
      @tellinggojira1188 7 лет назад +3

      Internet explorer on windows 98

    • @Aerialyn
      @Aerialyn 7 лет назад +3

      Internet explorer(-1010101010198282828kph)
      PS-882718278(-282828292829829819kph
      Ps-727287227(-772172817287872kph)
      Sh*tty iPad(-27182781728172kph
      The time it takes for GTA online to load (-821782718278kph)
      Dead rock (-7371281829kph)
      Slow rock(-7821827kph)
      Heavy rock(-72727kph)
      Rock(0kph)
      Fast rock(0E10000000000000kph)

  • @mgmasterlord9481
    @mgmasterlord9481 7 лет назад +262

    rook will eventually cause of rain

    • @marinaabuladze9118
      @marinaabuladze9118 7 лет назад

      or storm

    • @vast5853
      @vast5853 7 лет назад +11

      MG Eco lunar MDK no funky boi he is under water

    • @shaz4899
      @shaz4899 7 лет назад +1

      MG Eco lunar MDK or just walk there and throw it simple

    • @endofpivotverse3520
      @endofpivotverse3520 7 лет назад

      How could water break rock?

    • @maki49574
      @maki49574 6 лет назад

      TigerDinosaur Water is strong.

  • @icecleric1870
    @icecleric1870 7 лет назад +182

    continental drift should've taken everybody to 1m

    • @wyattwatson9848
      @wyattwatson9848 7 лет назад

      Grandryan42 exactly

    • @gumarks_
      @gumarks_ 7 лет назад +2

      But doesn't that drift move the goal too?

    • @HaidaWay
      @HaidaWay 7 лет назад +2

      MarkelgurruxDD different plate right before the finish line lol

    • @gumarks_
      @gumarks_ 7 лет назад

      Tijuana SIX It can be 😂

    • @blaz3002
      @blaz3002 7 лет назад

      Grandryan42 u must be kidding me rocky is infity times slower than anyone in this video

  • @rxhx
    @rxhx Год назад +5

    The dripping of pitch could be another cool superslow thing to compare with (1 drop falls per decade). That or the speed at which the Moon is getting further away from Moon, or Sun(super mega slow)

  • @PilotGrapefruit
    @PilotGrapefruit 6 лет назад +246

    I am now scared to death of that bacteria. It’s almost as fast as the snail!

    • @hitzcritz
      @hitzcritz 6 лет назад +14

      *what if it is*

    • @zandromex8985
      @zandromex8985 6 лет назад +11

      Good news, it appears to be harmless!

    • @piggyblitz4404
      @piggyblitz4404 6 лет назад +1

      Bacteria be like, “fast as **** boi.”

    • @bienangelo2203
      @bienangelo2203 6 лет назад +1

      Bad news Scientists have found Flying Spiders

  • @neurotrin5873
    @neurotrin5873 8 лет назад +1057

    Patricks Rock will win he is one the Earth he moves with Continental Drift

    • @youarenowbreathingmanually2798
      @youarenowbreathingmanually2798 8 лет назад +17

      Patrick's rock is in the ocean, so it'll move with sea rise, which means 80 years

    • @ezvo9286
      @ezvo9286 8 лет назад +10

      +toriel dreemstar (Head Swardfish) No it won't move like that. The sea is rising, not the ocean floor

    • @nothingness4625
      @nothingness4625 7 лет назад

      True...

    • @axidians
      @axidians 7 лет назад +1

      Neurotrin which is 100000000000000000 Years?

    • @andyren3868
      @andyren3868 7 лет назад +3

      whimmy fuc lmao ur stupid rock will always sink to the bottom

  • @reigarw
    @reigarw  8 лет назад +1016

    Thanks for the suggestions for Speed Comparison 3, but we are running out of suggestions for Speed Comparison 4, since all extreme are already taken. In addition, it is incredibly difficult to research the top speed of many fictional superheros (If you have the speed list can comment below, it'll really facilitate planning! We'll try to reply here in case your comment get lost) Nevertheless we wish to hear from you all! What would you like to see for Speed Comparison 4?

    • @kohkoh2207
      @kohkoh2207 8 лет назад +2

      👍😊

    • @901Kari
      @901Kari 8 лет назад +23

      a fat lady 2mph

    • @abdulel-hindi5239
      @abdulel-hindi5239 8 лет назад +21

      Reigarw Extreme Comparison can you do a extreme speed comparison on different athletes from different sports.

    • @cloroxbleach9755
      @cloroxbleach9755 8 лет назад +8

      Great vid.

    • @reigarw
      @reigarw  8 лет назад +15

      Lol, sumo perhaps

  • @Realaine
    @Realaine 3 года назад +1

    its 2021 and im still watching your videos, i still remember these..

  • @kennithball9787
    @kennithball9787 8 лет назад +73

    Race 12: Cartoon characters.

  • @ruchi761978
    @ruchi761978 7 лет назад +569

    The floor is lava!
    1000th like is slower than Patrick pet rock!

    • @kuoemily8282
      @kuoemily8282 7 лет назад +1

      true

    • @hanzed9989
      @hanzed9989 7 лет назад +3

      ruchi sachdeva Lol this didn’t reach 70 likes

    • @rinkRL
      @rinkRL 7 лет назад +4

      I would give it a like, but... 69! I'm not changing 69 i'm sorry...

    • @globalintelligence1981
      @globalintelligence1981 7 лет назад +1

      Yay! 137! 862 more to go!

    • @Hungtran79237
      @Hungtran79237 7 лет назад

      Bubble float is faster than snail

  • @charlesmitchell3570
    @charlesmitchell3570 5 лет назад +39

    [Race begins]
    [Day 1]
    A few moments later...
    Garden snail - 1st place - 12 min
    20 minutes later...
    Thiovolum majus - 2nd place - 30 min
    Later...
    Bamboo growth - 3rd place - 5 u. 1/2 h
    Later...
    [Day 3]
    Cell with motor protein - 4th place - 55 h
    Many months later...
    [Day 2.92k]
    Fingernail growth - 5th place - 8 y
    A few moments later...
    [Day 5.84k]
    Continental drift - 6th place - 16 y
    A few moments later...
    [Day 29.2k]
    Sea level rise - 7th place - 80 y
    Eventually...
    [Day 580k]
    Stalactite growth - 8th place - 1.585 k y
    One eternity later...
    [Day 5T]
    Hubble's expansion - 9th place - 14 G y
    Meanwhile...
    Garden snail - dist. 2 ly (1/2 way to nearest star)
    [Day 99,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999?OV Error]
    Patrick's pet rock - 10th place - 99,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999.999,999,999,999,999,999,999,999?OV Error Y y

    • @Lesitia.
      @Lesitia. 4 года назад +1

      Day Count Is Infinitely Increased,
      At Least Aleph-0 Days.

    • @fernandoglez.5553
      @fernandoglez.5553 2 года назад

      Wow Charles!!! You are very smart!! 😳 😬

    • @physical-369
      @physical-369 Год назад

      ​​@@fernandoglez.5553no Patrick's pet rock Rocky 's speed is 1 Planck length per minute 😅😮😂 so he's wrong

  • @astrellxvoide
    @astrellxvoide 3 года назад +17

    Real Results: Continental Drift and Patrick's Pet Rock finish at the same time, the drift of the ground will move the rock.

    • @ALamp0
      @ALamp0 3 года назад +1

      But the ground is pushing the rock, it needs to move by its self

  • @sujarani906
    @sujarani906 5 лет назад +93

    THE FIRST TIME THIS FRICKING CHANNEL DID A MEME🤯

  • @beckyacampoverde
    @beckyacampoverde 4 года назад +64

    Rocky: “It’s been 39393339339303 years I can’t finish this!”
    Erosion and Continental Drift: “Allow is to introduce ourselves.”

    • @efcbmd
      @efcbmd 3 года назад

      Now 9898989998989898989898989889989898989898989898989898989898998 years

    • @pawn1234
      @pawn1234 3 года назад

      Hills too

    • @ckg_b
      @ckg_b 3 года назад +1

      Fellow gd player

    • @pawn1234
      @pawn1234 3 года назад

      @@ckg_b Hello!

    • @sergebissonnette9648
      @sergebissonnette9648 8 месяцев назад

      And quantum tunneling

  • @Gruegirl
    @Gruegirl 8 лет назад +164

    Wouldn't the rock travel as fast as continental drift?

    • @Gruegirl
      @Gruegirl 8 лет назад +2

      Assuming it was on a geological continent, and not somehow in a zero g magical no inertial reference frame zone.

    • @MrGollum1996
      @MrGollum1996 8 лет назад +7

      Ari Schwartz it would bit it doesnt count. You are moving with the earth, with the solar system, with the galaxy, with the universe. But you consider yourself as not moving. You are travelling at 0km/h or 0mph. So yeah technically, but no its not what this is about.

    • @alspezial2747
      @alspezial2747 7 лет назад +2

      Ari Schwartz
      it is about relativ speed to the ground you are moving on .
      if you count external speeds the stone would travel much faster than the speed of light relativ to a nother galaxy out of the observable universe course of the universal expansoin.

    • @mariuskatutis3853
      @mariuskatutis3853 7 лет назад +1

      Ari Schwartz 10000000000000000000000 YERS ######

  • @WMWMWMWMWMWMWWMWMMWWMWMMWMWMWM
    @WMWMWMWMWMWMWWMWMMWWMWMMWMWMWM День назад +1

    Patrick's rock is so fast, he created an illusion of standing

  • @pandrzewko2780
    @pandrzewko2780 6 лет назад +247

    2:45 look at Patrick's Pet Rock.

  • @andrewglass8046
    @andrewglass8046 7 лет назад +46

    He would actually tie the continental drift because if he was on the land then he would be moved passed the finish line the same time. (He meaning Patrick's rock)

    • @mam162
      @mam162 7 лет назад

      Except continental drift would also move the finish line itself, so it would be a wash.

  • @thecontentyouwant4314
    @thecontentyouwant4314 5 лет назад +73

    Imagine going to wait 8 years for my fingernails to grow that much

    • @rieldebonk1044
      @rieldebonk1044 4 года назад +3

      Somebody actually did

    • @adammzain
      @adammzain 4 года назад +1

      @@rieldebonk1044 who?

    • @RGC_animation
      @RGC_animation 4 года назад +3

      People with the longest fingernail: Am I a joke to you?

    • @hyperplayer22
      @hyperplayer22 4 года назад +2

      There is world record for longest nail

    • @RGC_animation
      @RGC_animation 4 года назад +1

      @@hyperplayer22 Is it just my reply that you copied?

  • @Unknown-sg4tv
    @Unknown-sg4tv 4 года назад +2

    How to make time travel impossible
    1. Invent time machine.
    2. Travel to 23rd century.
    3. Invent probability changing machine to make probability certain that time travel machines are impossible forever.

  • @introdispenser5707
    @introdispenser5707 7 лет назад +347

    Technically patrick's rock would have won because it says right there "Patrick's Rock" not some random ordinary rock. No hate (duh...)

    • @noodles3615
      @noodles3615 6 лет назад +1

      Intro Dispenser hahahahahahhahahahaha I don't knoe

    • @Topat_Tapot
      @Topat_Tapot 6 лет назад +1

      Is that because patrick could just pick the rock up and carry it to the finish line?

    • @cavebelly
      @cavebelly 6 лет назад

      Scrubnut it’s a spongebob joke where Patrick’s pet rock won a race against snails

  • @szarinamusic
    @szarinamusic 6 лет назад +82

    When your WiFi is slower than a snail...

    • @bakedgoldfish45
      @bakedgoldfish45 6 лет назад

      Exvuse me but look 2:35 AND GELATIN GETS BRONZE. idk why i said gelatin :/

    • @TheDixieDerg
      @TheDixieDerg 6 лет назад

      That is my school lol they use up all the Wi-Fi to play country music in the gym lol

    • @Бузямба
      @Бузямба 6 лет назад

      Yeah I'm waiting 0 sec to WiFi (1 day)

    • @user-kx7qd3qf9o
      @user-kx7qd3qf9o 6 лет назад +1

      When your wifi is slower than a rock...

  • @rosychan4462
    @rosychan4462 7 лет назад +560

    Patrick's pet rock is faster than internet explorer.

  • @skyiscubing69
    @skyiscubing69 5 месяцев назад +1

    I forgot I used to watch these videos in 2016 ... such good days 😊

  • @powerpulser5701
    @powerpulser5701 8 лет назад +75

    The pet rocky was so slow that the old narratpr got bored and they had to hire a new one

  • @GowliPlays
    @GowliPlays 8 лет назад +60

    The fastest superheroes next time! :D

    • @aeiou75
      @aeiou75 8 лет назад

      No.

    • @HallisV2
      @HallisV2 8 лет назад +2

      Gowli Plays Well, we all know who would win... Snailman

    • @GowliPlays
      @GowliPlays 8 лет назад

      Mr. Halvard The Not Very Fat One Yup

    • @angel.1978
      @angel.1978 8 лет назад +2

      Everyone knows that the fastest superhero is Flash🙂🏃🏻

    • @Okotin
      @Okotin 8 лет назад +3

      *+Angeligue Rodriguez* Yep, we know it, but who's the second or third fastest super hero? We need a video. 😉

  • @Nugcon
    @Nugcon 7 лет назад +52

    Spongebob is the best trainer.

  • @prismations
    @prismations 3 года назад +1

    I came back here for Immortal Snail jokes but I couldn’t find any :’(

  • @leonwi.426
    @leonwi.426 8 лет назад +39

    Quality!
    But ur telling me that bamboo grows 1m in 5 hours?!?

    • @doctor-xp1nx
      @doctor-xp1nx 8 лет назад

      Leon Wi. Yes,some species of bamboos can grow up to 1m a day!

    • @castingdefects
      @castingdefects 8 лет назад

      +Leon Wi. that shit's spooky

    • @Moofenic
      @Moofenic 8 лет назад

      Not really(well for you)

    • @leonwi.426
      @leonwi.426 8 лет назад

      actually it doesnt grow that fast. i looked it up. and now i feel stupid for even considering that this might be true and looking it upxD

    • @edwardan2473
      @edwardan2473 8 лет назад +2

      Leon Wi. They probably do grow a meter in five hours, it's just that it stops growing at a certain point.

  • @molkky1662
    @molkky1662 8 лет назад +284

    Videogame map size comparison pls

  • @cstorres9383
    @cstorres9383 8 лет назад +42

    How about gun size comparison? Including snipers, and basically anything that shoots

  • @zingywingerdude1478
    @zingywingerdude1478 4 года назад +3

    Patrick when his pet rock lost: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH (DESTROYS EVERYTHING)

  • @andreimaninang3730
    @andreimaninang3730 8 лет назад +49

    Wait i know one: internet explorer and a slug maybe? Or patrick's rock being pushed by strong wind

  • @nexquad248
    @nexquad248 7 лет назад +64

    Should've make this one:
    Google Chrome
    UC Mini
    Opera Mini
    Mozilla Firefox
    Standard Browser
    Internet Explorer
    *-WHO WILL WIN?-*

    • @brandonmartin1958
      @brandonmartin1958 7 лет назад +3

      Stick Draw Not IE

    • @suqmadiq3462
      @suqmadiq3462 7 лет назад +1

      Mr Gavin Internet Explorer

    • @lychy645
      @lychy645 7 лет назад +1

      Nex Quad netscape navigator

    • @gagankumarsunkara
      @gagankumarsunkara 7 лет назад

      Google Chrome because google chrome is faster than Opera Mini but opera is faster than Google Chrome

    • @Cilacov
      @Cilacov 7 лет назад

      Nex Quad the snail will win..

  • @darknessdevours5827
    @darknessdevours5827 4 года назад +527

    Slowest speed: Teachers starting to teach something useful.

  • @x_xenvy1251
    @x_xenvy1251 3 года назад +4

    Patrick's Pet Rock has an 8 as his number, meaning an infinite on the side.

    • @arjyachakraborty9975
      @arjyachakraborty9975 3 года назад +1

      🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @tylersauro9891
      @tylersauro9891 3 года назад

      I don't know if it means Patrick's Pet Rock has infinite power (in the Spongebob race) or infinite slowness (in this video)

  • @froggytheman2995
    @froggytheman2995 4 года назад +473

    Nobody talking about that disgusting large fingernail?
    Just me... Ok
    Why there a argument in replies lol

    • @kiradoesstuff2394
      @kiradoesstuff2394 4 года назад +35

      Tbh, it scares me.

    • @synflwr
      @synflwr 4 года назад +26

      XxGacha KiraxX The random unfunny emoticon wasn’t needed.

    • @kiradoesstuff2394
      @kiradoesstuff2394 4 года назад +33

      @@synflwr it just represents that I'm scared, and it's not supposed to be funny.

    • @abattledroid7649
      @abattledroid7649 4 года назад +28

      Moon-Vo!d you’re comment also was not needed

    • @honeybearhoneybear757
      @honeybearhoneybear757 4 года назад +17

      @@synflwr don't be rude! it just means she's scared it's not random just a face

  • @DolphinGaming79
    @DolphinGaming79 4 года назад +599

    This is how many races he will win Go MR.SNAIL!
    👇🏻

  • @Jduude
    @Jduude 8 лет назад +15

    This is a weird episode of spongebob...

    • @abiku2923
      @abiku2923 8 лет назад +13

      J_ duude what's a normal episode?

    • @Jduude
      @Jduude 8 лет назад +2

      Good point.

  • @moonlink727
    @moonlink727 4 года назад +2

    Funniest speed comparison ever!!
    My favorite part:
    OH NO
    NO (This isn't real!)
    NO NO NO (I want the real results!)
    NO
    NO NO NO
    And the win music 🤣 Da doodoo doo da da dada doo da

    • @alvinbroqueza4779
      @alvinbroqueza4779 4 года назад +1

      That not real

    • @deadchannel-trashthischann1074
      @deadchannel-trashthischann1074 4 года назад

      This Is NOT REAL? 00:02:06;26 😁😁
      I Want The Real Results! 00:02:09;35 😀😀
      Armor👕👖👟👗👔👒👘👙👠👡👔👢👚👜💼🎩💄👟👞👑👒

  • @hiyt1521
    @hiyt1521 4 года назад +354

    Like=Garden snail
    Comment=Heart of gold and flash

  • @ethanraiorcullo5793
    @ethanraiorcullo5793 6 лет назад +38

    What's slower than Patrick's Pet Rock?
    *_INTERNET EXPLORER_*

    • @johnzeets1731
      @johnzeets1731 5 лет назад

      No it’s just a universe
      Rocky forever
      Universe forever infinite times

    • @relturtle
      @relturtle 5 лет назад

      Oof.

    • @yuukoyuukoi476
      @yuukoyuukoi476 5 лет назад

      im watching this on ie 11
      its not slow

  • @croc8865
    @croc8865 6 лет назад +50

    2:48 where’s the 8

    • @muhammaddaffacahyono5522
      @muhammaddaffacahyono5522 6 лет назад +1

      Korijen iz 2 he mean the cell

    • @Hans5958
      @Hans5958 6 лет назад +1

      easter egg perhaps

    • @guilinwang8655
      @guilinwang8655 6 лет назад +4

      OH NO BATTLE CAT IS DYING HELP HELP HELP
      oh yah i play battle cats it one of my favorite game

    • @moslyjeb3090
      @moslyjeb3090 6 лет назад +1

      Korijen iz 2 d

  • @Gamerboi-ck6xw
    @Gamerboi-ck6xw 4 года назад +2

    Patrick’s pet rock: I can’t move at all!
    Earthquakes and tornadoes: Are we a joke to you?

  • @konstantinethebest1139
    @konstantinethebest1139 4 года назад +20

    Im pretty sure that patrick's rock can travel up to infinite meters per second and patrick dosent have to walk because he can climb his rock and go to places instantly

  • @DevilsRadvocate
    @DevilsRadvocate 4 года назад +29

    Actually, rocky is as fast as plate movement so technically, eventually rocky would reach one meter

  • @imienazwisko6527
    @imienazwisko6527 8 лет назад +47

    I need it longer! Not just 1 race! There are things slower than hubble expantion and faster than rocky!

    • @aeiou75
      @aeiou75 8 лет назад +3

      Right!

    • @maxiqwee6860
      @maxiqwee6860 8 лет назад +1

      Król Cieni like???

    • @theviniso
      @theviniso 8 лет назад

      I can't think about anything that fits your description.

    • @seanberghoff2213
      @seanberghoff2213 8 лет назад +6

      Internet Explorer, for example

    • @jussari7960
      @jussari7960 8 лет назад +2

      +Sean Berghoff It's slower than patrick's pet rock

  • @izzumi5329
    @izzumi5329 3 года назад +8

    Nobody:
    Mum's nails: *AM SPEED*

  • @sebastianzaczek
    @sebastianzaczek 6 лет назад +353

    2:06 dat nose...

    • @kilosu8810
      @kilosu8810 6 лет назад +13

      😃😃😁😁😂

    • @generalderpscout5393
      @generalderpscout5393 6 лет назад +16

      You have a dirtiest mind, is spongebob penis nose, including squidward if you look at his nose and eye upside down

    • @Pixiuchu
      @Pixiuchu 6 лет назад +17

      @@generalderpscout5393
      What the fuck.

    • @witzkiekrisis7308
      @witzkiekrisis7308 6 лет назад +8

      It tooked me 2 minutes to solve it. You do have a dirty mind

    • @nuchgamer2850
      @nuchgamer2850 6 лет назад +6

      Dick

  • @stealth6308
    @stealth6308 5 лет назад +35

    The rock beat sea level rise because he got carried by the continental drift.

    • @TheKokrajhar
      @TheKokrajhar 5 лет назад +2

      1000 IQ

    • @luckyramirez8954
      @luckyramirez8954 4 года назад

      Lol -1 IQ

    • @ahmedfarahat2287
      @ahmedfarahat2287 4 года назад +1

      100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 IQ

    • @Neotrec
      @Neotrec 4 года назад

      @@luckyramirez8954 your -2 iq

    • @dlbradai9819
      @dlbradai9819 4 года назад

      100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000IQ

  • @loveedvardsson3825
    @loveedvardsson3825 5 лет назад +71

    Speed comparison 4: Slowdr than Patrick’s pet rock!

  • @maragazh9993
    @maragazh9993 2 года назад +4

    So wait, this means every second time you clip your nails, tectonic plates have moved by that much?
    Insane

  • @Cgreen15Abram
    @Cgreen15Abram 7 лет назад +104

    Rocky's still there! 😅

    • @thomasking8376
      @thomasking8376 7 лет назад +2

      Wait were Is garden snail

    • @Metztii
      @Metztii 6 лет назад +1

      Thomas King probably dead

    • @froggy8715
      @froggy8715 6 лет назад

      Amiel Singo BFDI u mean?

  • @RobbeYT
    @RobbeYT 8 лет назад +70

    I love theese!!!

  • @user-vr2ie5qd2j
    @user-vr2ie5qd2j 5 лет назад +28

    “You decide in Speed Comparison 4” its already 2019 *-*

  • @Hurricane_0313
    @Hurricane_0313 2 года назад +1

    fun fact: rocks can move, just wait a few years