Trying Weird Instagram Life Hacks!

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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @Louisepentland
    @Louisepentland 5 лет назад +3921

    It's content like this that the internet was made for. I heart you Philly xxx

    • @sinnie1440
      @sinnie1440 5 лет назад +7

      LOUISE HIII

    • @sinnie1440
      @sinnie1440 5 лет назад +7

      💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

    • @rm-09
      @rm-09 5 лет назад +6

      Louise Pentland LOUISE ❤️

    • @miaalv
      @miaalv 5 лет назад +7

      We stan 👏👏

    • @KarenKaribooMillington
      @KarenKaribooMillington 5 лет назад +11

      Phils a good egg. Good content all round.

  • @Julie-qm2uk
    @Julie-qm2uk 5 лет назад +733

    The video: leave it for 24hours
    Phil: so I left it for 7 days

  • @PuppetOnions
    @PuppetOnions 5 лет назад +725

    “I’m so happy with the child I have created!”
    **Drops it**

    • @shadownightmare638
      @shadownightmare638 5 лет назад +3

      @ my shitmom
      (I don't know if I was dropped but like, as in a metaphorical way.)

    • @xxwolfiexx8066
      @xxwolfiexx8066 5 лет назад +4

      Basically, Phil if he had a child

    • @AmazingPhil
      @AmazingPhil  5 лет назад +40

      this is why people won't let me hold their babies

    • @Kiratarora12
      @Kiratarora12 5 лет назад +3

      @@AmazingPhil Haha I relate to you Phil

    • @gabih13
      @gabih13 5 лет назад

      my mom

  • @daniellebuchanan4864
    @daniellebuchanan4864 5 лет назад +5761

    Me: Phil Lester is an incredibly intelligent man, I'm so proud of him, he saved my life, I love him so much.
    Phil: lUcKiLy I'm OvUlAtInG tOdAy

    • @thequadsquad9538
      @thequadsquad9538 5 лет назад +89

      i chOKED ON MY FUCKING PIZZA ROLL I AM CACKLING😂😂😂

    • @DDGFK9743
      @DDGFK9743 5 лет назад +62

      _F R E S H_

    • @chaotichoe2759
      @chaotichoe2759 5 лет назад +25

      Danielle Buchanan
      yes yes next time I’m oVUlATing
      I’ll do that experiment

    • @bluerose536
      @bluerose536 5 лет назад +6

      @@thequadsquad9538 You have a good choice in food.

    • @mimiswhatsits7123
      @mimiswhatsits7123 5 лет назад +4

      IM CRYING YOU ARE MY SAVIOUR SKJAGAHAKSLLS

  • @maxxamillion9662
    @maxxamillion9662 5 лет назад +530

    Imagine Dan seeing Phil by the microwave yelling “my rock is ready!”

  • @hudaatta708
    @hudaatta708 5 лет назад +1702

    Microwave: *BING*
    Phil *very casually*: MY ROCK IS READY!

    • @paigeelise5421
      @paigeelise5421 5 лет назад +19

      We love our Phil and his ways😂😂

    • @lberrymoreau
      @lberrymoreau 5 лет назад +14

      Dan must be like “please tell me it’s chocolate rocks and not a real one” 😂

    • @exiledturtle9943
      @exiledturtle9943 5 лет назад +4

      wholesome phil

  • @saphireanabeth6678
    @saphireanabeth6678 5 лет назад +1274

    "Phil, I hear the microwave get your food "
    "oOhHH my Rock is ready"

    • @topangaleija
      @topangaleija 5 лет назад +17

      Laughed a little too hard at this

    • @MrLadykiller
      @MrLadykiller 5 лет назад +37

      "Ah yes, What about my side of lead?"

  • @yarethcirilo
    @yarethcirilo 5 лет назад +1793

    another title for this could be "trying to form crystals for 12 mins straight"

    • @marijajozicic2248
      @marijajozicic2248 5 лет назад +1

      But like, we did that as an experiment for chemistry

  • @alex-fs9yt
    @alex-fs9yt 5 лет назад +1277

    *"Luckily I'm ovulating today, so let me just lay an egg."* -Phil Lester, 2k19

  • @PouryaBigonah
    @PouryaBigonah 5 лет назад +1329

    Phil is the only one qualified to actually legitimately call something “weird”

    • @commonsense9610
      @commonsense9610 5 лет назад +9

      I see you EVERYWHERE unless you have clones😮

    • @safe7529
      @safe7529 5 лет назад +2

      Ikr

    • @h.j.a.9568
      @h.j.a.9568 5 лет назад +4

      What about PJ?

    • @vp3841
      @vp3841 5 лет назад +2

      I'm afraid he's overqualified at this point.

  • @poppyhodgson7529
    @poppyhodgson7529 5 лет назад +2632

    Phil: Doesn’t follow instructions and leaves the egg on for *eight* *days.*
    Egg: *boom boom*
    Phil: Surprised pikachu meme

  • @lolisimaaa_
    @lolisimaaa_ 5 лет назад +2770

    video: leave it overnight
    phil: so, it's been 7 days

  • @calleigh913
    @calleigh913 5 лет назад +979

    phil: *almost dies after putting something in the microwave*
    also phil: *does the exact same thing again 10 minutes later*

  • @candywings6902
    @candywings6902 5 лет назад +3379

    Phil: Don't put boiling water in a cold glass!! It'll explode
    Also Phil: puts metal in a microwave

    • @michelleh1574
      @michelleh1574 5 лет назад +161

      If you're talking about the pencil lead, that's not metal. It's graphite, which is a form of carbon!

    • @candywings6902
      @candywings6902 5 лет назад +25

      @@michelleh1574 Oh you right 🤦‍♀️I had a moment, oops

    • @iamnotsarcastic2847
      @iamnotsarcastic2847 5 лет назад +94

      Tbh same difference really, because graphite does conduct electricity.

    • @candywings6902
      @candywings6902 5 лет назад +11

      @@iamnotsarcastic2847 yeah, that's what I meant 😅

    • @1623ladybug
      @1623ladybug 5 лет назад +5

      e z z i b even on the periodic table carbon is nonmetallic.

  • @michaelasomers7929
    @michaelasomers7929 5 лет назад +591

    takeaways from this video:
    phil doesn’t know how ovulation works (or spheres)
    phil’s plant has hydrated
    phil’s merch is amazing

    • @emzerevell
      @emzerevell 5 лет назад +6

      phil's merch is amazing (and destroyed)

    • @ollie9869
      @ollie9869 5 лет назад +3

      The tea.

  • @BC-li3gu
    @BC-li3gu 5 лет назад +4570

    Phil: actually making content
    Yall: iS dAn dEaD????
    Phil: am I a joke to you?

    • @rubyg-r8665
      @rubyg-r8665 5 лет назад +35

      B C I actually want to know what happens to dan tho

    • @evasky243
      @evasky243 5 лет назад +30

      @@rubyg-r8665 I feel like Dan moved out or is away or something

    • @levitheheichou_z306
      @levitheheichou_z306 5 лет назад +242

      Dan:"I'm gonna take time for myself
      Phil:"Well someones gotta pay the bills"

    • @chyanneelora3610
      @chyanneelora3610 5 лет назад +9

      @@evasky243 he would never....

    • @devashree5079
      @devashree5079 5 лет назад +4

      @@evasky243 WHAT

  • @amazev2710
    @amazev2710 5 лет назад +510

    Dan:”Phil did you just fart??”
    Phil: “...no... it’s an egg life hack I’m trying”

    • @froggies5907
      @froggies5907 5 лет назад +2

      Vianney Perez WAIT was this in the vid if so what time?

    • @mariagates8042
      @mariagates8042 5 лет назад

      ^^^I wanna know too

    • @laurenmaehart2788
      @laurenmaehart2788 5 лет назад

      Niamh Evans no it wasn’t lol

    • @amazev2710
      @amazev2710 5 лет назад +3

      Niamh Evans it wasn’t on the video, we’ve all been left dan-less

    • @froggies5907
      @froggies5907 5 лет назад +4

      Vianney Perez i think dan might have died from youtube............

  • @jackhaviland8591
    @jackhaviland8591 5 лет назад +780

    Dan two hours after this video: "Phil? What happened to this plate?"
    Phil: "A sacrifice for science"

  • @winter.1412
    @winter.1412 5 лет назад +829

    i’m lowkey crying over the lack of easter baking - glad for this video tho.

    • @SmallMight-rz6rq
      @SmallMight-rz6rq 5 лет назад +11

      I am too 😂😅😫😩😤😣😖😓😭

    • @Shelleylohues
      @Shelleylohues 5 лет назад +3

      Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa I forgot about thaaaaat nooooooooo

  • @skylarforbes4923
    @skylarforbes4923 5 лет назад +4175

    Honestly starting to wonder if Dan has died and Phil is slowly replacing him with house plants

    • @mwrzxi
      @mwrzxi 5 лет назад +38

      true...

    • @akras_a
      @akras_a 5 лет назад +135

      Dan is secretly the houseplant plot twist

    • @skdiidod
      @skdiidod 5 лет назад +170

      Dan turned into a chair, Phil calls him 'Chan'

    • @psychodevi1457
      @psychodevi1457 5 лет назад +157

      Nah his contract of being phils friend just ran out :/

    • @GuessWho195
      @GuessWho195 5 лет назад +25

      @@psychodevi1457 savage

  • @gctorres4929
    @gctorres4929 5 лет назад +1127

    "im ovulating today"
    didn't realize we had the same cycle

  • @cosmic.c
    @cosmic.c 5 лет назад +868

    "I'm ovulating today, so I'll just lay an egg"
    Phil....

    • @marissa1138
      @marissa1138 5 лет назад +35

      Mpreg fics are writing themselves already

    • @dielmao4468
      @dielmao4468 5 лет назад +10

      @@marissa1138 N O SIS OMG

  • @crime6460
    @crime6460 5 лет назад +1283

    My dad came in half way though watching the video and said "He's solo now, huh?" :,(
    Thank you Phil for single-handedly holding the phandom together, you're amazing.

    • @macm.3889
      @macm.3889 5 лет назад +73

      Does this mean no Easter baking? : (

    • @samxeil
      @samxeil 5 лет назад +12

      @katherine zavala solo lo lo lo lo lo

    • @taylorahaha936
      @taylorahaha936 5 лет назад +9

      @katherine zavala hello my fello kpoppers o u o

    • @m2412
      @m2412 5 лет назад +12

      Do they still share a flat?

    • @emgardo
      @emgardo 5 лет назад +3

      That’s why he’s called AmazingPhil 🤪

  • @joellejackson3509
    @joellejackson3509 5 лет назад +192

    That last hack was just cracking open an already formed Geode 😂

    • @blancacasanovas8776
      @blancacasanovas8776 5 лет назад +15

      Joelle Jackson there was a slight chance tho it worked with the rock he found, if he would’ve just OPENED IT that was such an anti climax honestly haha

  • @euphoricmillie
    @euphoricmillie 5 лет назад +377

    ‘Luckily I’m ovulating today’ and other things that should never be repeated by Phil Lester.

  • @yarethcirilo
    @yarethcirilo 5 лет назад +894

    the egg one started off promising but turned into the ultimate betrayal smh

    • @martyna8596
      @martyna8596 5 лет назад +20

      The egg one works actually. We did that in kindergarten to see what happens when you dont brush your teeth 😂

    • @doodlebug4119
      @doodlebug4119 5 лет назад +10

      it actually does work, my class did it for a science experiment a few years back.

    • @leiarichards3861
      @leiarichards3861 5 лет назад +7

      We did the egg thing in science class... I think he used the wrong type of vinegar cause we would always be required to use the distilled clear vinegar

    • @leiarichards3861
      @leiarichards3861 5 лет назад +5

      Plus, the fact he put it in for WAY too long 😂

  • @txrap01x
    @txrap01x 5 лет назад +754

    Phil’s really out here risking it all just for his online content and honestly I’m proud

    • @kikidarm922
      @kikidarm922 5 лет назад

      NOBODY LIKE THIS COMMENT its on 666 likes rn

    • @kikidarm922
      @kikidarm922 5 лет назад

      NOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @Viktoria-jb5wd
    @Viktoria-jb5wd 5 лет назад +523

    phil: i’m gonna use a sharpie
    me: having flashbacks
    me: *crying*

    • @thenewpyt4331
      @thenewpyt4331 5 лет назад +3

      Wiktoria Steppa we saw the final end to the sharpies when it got covered in crystals 😔

    • @chachadeul3793
      @chachadeul3793 5 лет назад +1

      Shhh we don't speak about that

    • @theman6044
      @theman6044 5 лет назад

      .........😪😭

  • @Sweetumsh
    @Sweetumsh 5 лет назад +116

    this man is really using a blow torch so carelessly as if he isn't surrounded by plants

  • @zokidd1379
    @zokidd1379 5 лет назад +395

    *an eternity later*
    Phil: so I’ve been doing this for 20 minutes...

  • @KirstieVictoria
    @KirstieVictoria 5 лет назад +282

    "It's still a bit damp from the sea" - Phil: *Adds water*. You're a legend Philip.

  • @psychadelaxy
    @psychadelaxy 5 лет назад +496

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Phil: *ovulates egg* “FRESH!”

    • @cathatesgravel7576
      @cathatesgravel7576 5 лет назад +4

      THIS MADE ME WHEEZE

    • @psychadelaxy
      @psychadelaxy 5 лет назад +1

      @@cathatesgravel7576 LMAO don't blame me phil does the ovulating

  • @thejoyintrying
    @thejoyintrying 5 лет назад +251

    I am living for Phil's new content! He is so much more confident and alive ♡♡♡

  • @AmygdalaIssues
    @AmygdalaIssues 5 лет назад +826

    Phil:*pours sand*
    Phil: its actually pretty damp from the sea, I hope it won't affect it
    Phil:*pours on water*

    • @marlaott3548
      @marlaott3548 5 лет назад +7

      Fancy Panda ikr?! I was like: wHAT

    • @lotus4972
      @lotus4972 5 лет назад +17

      We love Phil and his Big Dork Energy

  • @alapacuk247
    @alapacuk247 5 лет назад +550

    phil filming after 8 days has the same energy as me reading one sentence in my textbook and then continuing to study,,, never

  • @gracekaz943
    @gracekaz943 5 лет назад +52

    The vinegar breaks down the egg shell molecules so if u leave it for a day the vinegar breaks down the outer layer and leaves the rubbery layer
    Phil leaves it for a week all layers break down explodes on him
    Coal needs to have the right amount of pressure of carbon to create a diamond not heat

  • @keeleylouise4517
    @keeleylouise4517 5 лет назад +275

    I've got some olive oil made from the blood of virgins.
    ---Phil 2k19

  • @jessica-ls3tc
    @jessica-ls3tc 5 лет назад +270

    so are we just gonna ignore the fact that phil pretended to LAY AN EGG

    • @moonxross7572
      @moonxross7572 5 лет назад +3

      Jessica you’re everywhere

    • @greykendall1830
      @greykendall1830 5 лет назад +3

      I mean it is Phil soo

    • @shadownightmare638
      @shadownightmare638 5 лет назад +6

      We don't talk about that. Let it be in the past. Please, I'm traumatized.

    • @Lucy17x
      @Lucy17x 5 лет назад +1

      At this point, it's natural to see this.

    • @mckayla1609
      @mckayla1609 5 лет назад +2

      Pretended?

  • @sbh6091
    @sbh6091 5 лет назад +488

    Phil: *leaves egg for 8 days instead of 24 hrs*
    i DiDnT kNoW iT WaS GoNnA pOp

  • @izzykrd7416
    @izzykrd7416 5 лет назад +689

    Stop thanking him for ‘being the sunshine through dans hiatus’ and stuff he is phil and Phil is gut! Phil needs more appreciation tho...
    Idk sorry just felt like saying that

  • @itll_be_owlright
    @itll_be_owlright 5 лет назад +396

    It's Phil Nye the Science Guy! Experimentally debunking instagram hacks, one episode at a time.

    • @chaoticlaserflounder
      @chaoticlaserflounder 5 лет назад +8

      it'll_be_owlright Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil, Phil

    • @meaganthemarionette4899
      @meaganthemarionette4899 5 лет назад +3

      @@chaoticlaserflounder *in the traditional Bill Nye theme tune, as is the custom* Phil Lester, the life hack tester!

  • @PikisFirstAccount
    @PikisFirstAccount 5 лет назад +65

    Dan: "Phil what happened to the kitchen?"
    Phil: "Nothing, only life hacks."
    Dan: "Is that why there is a sharpie covered in sailt?"
    Phil: "Yep."

  • @JennaAmore99
    @JennaAmore99 5 лет назад +376

    Just realized we probably won’t be getting a Dan and Phil Easter baking video nooo 😭

    • @millrosec2949
      @millrosec2949 5 лет назад +112

      To be honest we haven't had a Dan and Phil anything since Christmas

    • @ajmemAJ
      @ajmemAJ 5 лет назад +26

      ^^ sad hours

    • @ajskilling7309
      @ajskilling7309 5 лет назад +42

      is it bad i cried at dans april fools prank?
      it was just too real

    • @ellawoods1681
      @ellawoods1681 5 лет назад +3

      Wait no what’s happened?

    • @redlineriot1955
      @redlineriot1955 5 лет назад +4

      @@ajskilling7309 what was the prank??? I think I missed something

  • @m0nsterm4sh86
    @m0nsterm4sh86 5 лет назад +1139

    No one:
    LITERALLY NO ONE:
    Phil: lUckiLy iM oVuLatInG tOdAy

    • @madi4499
      @madi4499 5 лет назад +11

      Spoopy Skeleton Boi me on Tuesdays

  • @nagitos659
    @nagitos659 5 лет назад +451

    *Does rubber egg hack*
    *plays with egg gently*
    *egg breaks*
    *surprised pikachu face*

  • @rosericorico4980
    @rosericorico4980 5 лет назад +2165

    Phil: I will see you in 24 hours
    Phil: So it's been 8 days xD
    Phil is the king of procrastination

    • @Akira-dj8vm
      @Akira-dj8vm 5 лет назад +64

      Well he got it from Dan
      Ya know what they say
      "You are what you eat"

    • @flaurelmusic
      @flaurelmusic 5 лет назад +2

      Big mood tbh

    • @devashree5079
      @devashree5079 5 лет назад +3

      @@Akira-dj8vm WTF

    • @Akira-dj8vm
      @Akira-dj8vm 5 лет назад +2

      @@devashree5079 Don't whattf me, you know what I mean

    • @devashree5079
      @devashree5079 5 лет назад +4

      @@Akira-dj8vm I don't, though. Are you implying that Phil eats Dan?

  • @tinkabell4508
    @tinkabell4508 5 лет назад +636

    I kept waiting for Dan to walk in and see this, just hearing the "what the-- PHIL"

    • @TheSarahLouise24
      @TheSarahLouise24 5 лет назад +70

      I can hear Dan's voice reading this

    • @Cake-um7je
      @Cake-um7je 5 лет назад +59

      Sometimes i can still hear his voice

    • @Rebeccagoddin
      @Rebeccagoddin 5 лет назад +8

      Me too. :(

    • @poppyb7720
      @poppyb7720 5 лет назад +18

      I can literally hear that how sad

    • @Ghostkid-777
      @Ghostkid-777 5 лет назад +23

      When Phil made the sarcastic comment to himself when doing the pencil to diamond hack about touching it when it's hot. I thought to myself "Usually that comment would come from Dan"

  • @tamzin7778
    @tamzin7778 5 лет назад +219

    the egg exploding all over phil is my life in five seconds.

  • @user-bs7rv5rb6m
    @user-bs7rv5rb6m 5 лет назад +470

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Not a single person:
    Phil: luckily, I’m ovulating today

  • @melidacedillo9263
    @melidacedillo9263 5 лет назад +365

    " Now everything stinks"
    " of vinegar "
    " including my new jumper "
    " hOoRaY "

  • @andreaprokopova2574
    @andreaprokopova2574 5 лет назад +134

    1) R.I.P. Sharpie
    2) I love the happiness in the way he says: "MY ROCK IS READY!"

  • @brookeloughran1711
    @brookeloughran1711 5 лет назад +56

    phil, we need a series of you being terrified and trying life hacks

  • @zoeym5494
    @zoeym5494 5 лет назад +290

    This video radiates chaotic good energy

  • @georgiafreyer8031
    @georgiafreyer8031 5 лет назад +1640

    Phil really hit us Americans with the double whammy
    - put vinegar on chips
    - the chips are actually fries

    • @qjwjejaj7290
      @qjwjejaj7290 5 лет назад +35

      Do Americans really not put vinegar on their chips (sorry fries)

    • @HomosapienNo94628
      @HomosapienNo94628 5 лет назад +10

      @@qjwjejaj7290 apparently not

    • @eclipseezera6822
      @eclipseezera6822 5 лет назад +36

      Issythegreat no we put ketchup on our fries 😂 I have never ever tried vinegar on them

    • @nyasiaingram4247
      @nyasiaingram4247 5 лет назад +19

      @@qjwjejaj7290 as an American the only thing that threw me off was him saying "chips" lol it sounds so gross and they'd get soggy... but nah we love balsamic vinegar on "steak fries" in the South

    • @Zinkromo
      @Zinkromo 5 лет назад +8

      @@nyasiaingram4247 In the midwest vinegar on fries/chips in a very common thing here

  • @RottingCherry06
    @RottingCherry06 5 лет назад +136

    a SHARPIE??!!
    me: *remembers every single PINOF*
    me: *cries because of how precious Dan and Phil are*

  • @kin4386
    @kin4386 5 лет назад +316

    This entire video was just highlighting Phil's clumsiness.

  • @the-holly-blue8411
    @the-holly-blue8411 5 лет назад +308

    I'm so happy that Phil looks and acts so much more confident yet still so classically Phil-like ☺️

  • @Lee-uh1nh
    @Lee-uh1nh 5 лет назад +503

    The egg one does work. I used to do it all the time as a kid, just don't squish it too hard or it will break.
    The foil one also works but it requires a lot of skill and patience.

    • @KalistaReyes
      @KalistaReyes 5 лет назад +18

      The foil one can never get as close to as it did in the video. Theres this toy thing I grew up with called a fusuji ball(I think that's how its spelled) where it looks like a floating metal ball. Its used to do some.'magic' tricks. The ball in the video as the final product is not the same thing as the piece of foil they were initially working on.

    • @sarahdonahue8393
      @sarahdonahue8393 5 лет назад +8

      Kali You were close. The ball was called Fushigi. It means Mysterious in Japanese. I remember seeing the weird commercials for it when I was younger.

    • @KalistaReyes
      @KalistaReyes 5 лет назад +2

      @@sarahdonahue8393 I knew in was close, its been years since I've seen mine so, my memory is a tad hazy 😂

    • @fruittypun799
      @fruittypun799 5 лет назад +7

      There used to be a trend in youtube where people sand balls made of foil and try making it shiny and smooth, and some people actually succeeds, although they did it in a long period of time and I don't think they use oil at all lol

  • @GraeStar
    @GraeStar 4 года назад +22

    Lion: i love being phil’s branding
    Corgi: im bout to ruin this man’s whole career

    • @lyra9988
      @lyra9988 3 года назад

      Yeah you’re not funny.

  • @forever_fiona
    @forever_fiona 5 лет назад +125

    Phil: Doesn’t know if the sand being damp is going to affect the experiment
    Also Phil: pours a cup of water into the sand

  • @itqueen30yearsago58
    @itqueen30yearsago58 5 лет назад +330

    "we've got some olive oil from the BLOOD OF VIRGINS"
    phil...

  • @isiscrea1449
    @isiscrea1449 5 лет назад +550

    phil with his finger way too close to the hot sand: is that glass
    me while screaming: no toques eso! (don't touch that)
    I felt like a mom

  • @molchmolchmolchmolch
    @molchmolchmolchmolch Год назад +4

    This is one of the funniest, most endearing videos I've seen

  • @abbeyv9579
    @abbeyv9579 5 лет назад +465

    I mean, at least the plants are alive Phil. Who cares if the whole video didn’t go to plan? They survived

    • @ajskilling7309
      @ajskilling7309 5 лет назад +4

      Damn! Phil should do a vid where the fans roast him

    • @Quinn-bq9sv
      @Quinn-bq9sv 5 лет назад +2

      Especially since he lit a blowtorch next to one of his plants...

    • @abbeyv9579
      @abbeyv9579 5 лет назад

      I’m surprised that it didn’t burst into flames

    • @Quinn-bq9sv
      @Quinn-bq9sv 5 лет назад +1

      @@abbeyv9579 I freaked out when he said it was a mistake, and I imagined all the things that could be set on fire, including the wooden table...

  • @lizzieselby8818
    @lizzieselby8818 5 лет назад +245

    "so. I left it in the cupboard for eight days... "
    "wHy DiD thIs hAppEn?! "
    gee idk maybe cos you left it in the cupboard for eight days? 😂

  • @joedeleski3709
    @joedeleski3709 5 лет назад +693

    *if I just get one shiny corner, I’ll be happy*
    Phil....it’s a sphere...

    • @pinja6284
      @pinja6284 5 лет назад +6

      infinite corners!

    • @gothicbabygirl1266
      @gothicbabygirl1266 5 лет назад +9

      he said side lmaoo but this is amazing

    • @KimonoSuki
      @KimonoSuki 5 лет назад +6

      *"If i just get on shiny side, I'll be satisfied"

  • @kenziepiacenti2310
    @kenziepiacenti2310 5 лет назад +306

    I'm like ridiculously happy that Phil posted a video on 4/20

    • @angela4119
      @angela4119 5 лет назад +6

      Watching this video while high was an ADVENTURE

    • @Alexis-dl5qn
      @Alexis-dl5qn 5 лет назад +1

      @@angela4119 same

    • @brendonuriesforehead1210
      @brendonuriesforehead1210 5 лет назад +3

      WAIT THATS WHY HES SURROUNDED BY PLANTS 🤯

    • @zai91b
      @zai91b 5 лет назад +1

      @@brendonuriesforehead1210 ooh conspiracy!!

  • @real.cannibal
    @real.cannibal 5 лет назад +206

    TOASTED ROCKSSSS
    A NEW SNACK
    Available at retailers near you

  • @charlie8250
    @charlie8250 5 лет назад +391

    phil: nothing works
    also phil: doesnt do any of the DIY's properly

  • @sweetest4684
    @sweetest4684 5 лет назад +41

    when phil said "i'm ovulating right now" i actually jumped. lol

  • @isaacmoore9995
    @isaacmoore9995 5 лет назад +170

    *cooks rock* “There is a toasted smell coming from the microwave”
    CAN YOU SMMEEEEEEELL WHAT THE ROCK IS COOKING

  • @vin4a
    @vin4a 5 лет назад +339

    “luckily i’m ovulating today”
    phil. phil i’m literally on my period
    edit: i know ovulating doesn’t mean the same as being on your period! let me make a joke 😤

    • @FaygoQueen
      @FaygoQueen 5 лет назад +5

      tyler ognjenovic me too😭😭sad times right now

    • @corbyn8971
      @corbyn8971 5 лет назад +4

      Me too😭😭

    • @marekita8719
      @marekita8719 5 лет назад +3

      same here ;-;

    • @maggiemay896
      @maggiemay896 5 лет назад +2

      Me tooo

    • @shego1142
      @shego1142 5 лет назад +3

      Same someone pls release me from this hell

  • @DedicateMcCurds
    @DedicateMcCurds 5 лет назад +252

    No one:
    Phil: mY rOcK iS rEaDy

  • @real.cannibal
    @real.cannibal 5 лет назад +222

    Omg Phil’s backkkkkkk missed u buddy
    And I miss dan think I can speak for everyone when I say we want him back

    • @gay_grey
      @gay_grey 5 лет назад +1

      Yeah! What happened to him?

    • @katiweiss8990
      @katiweiss8990 5 лет назад +1

      we want him back when he is ready to come back

    • @michael.d.
      @michael.d. 5 лет назад

      it’s been like nine months though, I hope that he comes back soon!

    • @sinkdishes
      @sinkdishes 5 лет назад +3

      *He’s been dead for years, you need to let him go*

    • @rowieowo
      @rowieowo 5 лет назад

      Youre not alone :'(

  • @summer_hb
    @summer_hb 5 лет назад +138

    that scream after the egg popped was honestly impressive

    • @pocketraat
      @pocketraat 5 лет назад +2

      I'm honoured to be your 69th like

  • @ryliesudduth7466
    @ryliesudduth7466 4 года назад +16

    This is just a compilation of Phil ruining everything in his kitchen and I am here for it.

  • @jun0saurus
    @jun0saurus 5 лет назад +190

    Phil, you posted a video on 4/20. So proud

    • @goosegoose7411
      @goosegoose7411 5 лет назад +4

      It's the 21/4 lol

    • @squidknees6576
      @squidknees6576 5 лет назад +3

      @@goosegoose7411 Depends on the timezone. It's 4/20 in America, April 20, 2019

    • @goosegoose7411
      @goosegoose7411 5 лет назад

      @@squidknees6576 wait that means that because I'm one day ahead on Australia we could have warned you about 9/11. Also why do you put the month first?

    • @squidknees6576
      @squidknees6576 5 лет назад

      @@goosegoose7411 1: Gasp
      2: Because we're Americans and Americans are cOoL aNd EdGy

  • @tylerhorsman7387
    @tylerhorsman7387 5 лет назад +2543

    Phil:*doesn't follow intrusctions right for any of the hacks*
    Hacks: *don't work*
    Phil: "None of these work"

    • @honeystarr7557
      @honeystarr7557 5 лет назад +166

      * surprised pikachu meme *

    • @jenellsaphid
      @jenellsaphid 5 лет назад +96

      Now of them were ever going to work. Too many variables.

    • @sleepyhead1707
      @sleepyhead1707 5 лет назад +31

      @@jenellsaphid the glass making one was just sea glass in a pile of sand

    • @ciocio-san
      @ciocio-san 5 лет назад +29

      Tyler Horsman none of them would work anyway

    • @PuffyWuzHere
      @PuffyWuzHere 5 лет назад +8

      That's me with diets 😂

  • @alex-fs9yt
    @alex-fs9yt 5 лет назад +225

    *"-got 'try new things' shirts in black and yellow-"*
    My mind: black and yellow, black and yellow, black and yellow

    • @martinaandersson
      @martinaandersson 5 лет назад +3

      Oh yellow and black, let's shake it up a little

    • @Lucy17x
      @Lucy17x 5 лет назад +2

      *instantly thinks of wasps*
      *shudders*

    • @alex-fs9yt
      @alex-fs9yt 5 лет назад +1

      @@Lucy17x oof

    • @radiotow3r
      @radiotow3r 5 лет назад

      the vulgar wasp who?

  • @skyemccluskey7985
    @skyemccluskey7985 5 лет назад +696

    “The correct thing to put on chips” no. My question is why the hell is it black

    • @sianykins1177
      @sianykins1177 5 лет назад +90

      Skye Mccluskey it’s black bc it’s malt vinegar, the vinegar they used in the tutorial was white vinegar :)

    • @aleciswatching4260
      @aleciswatching4260 5 лет назад +3

      Facts

    • @frazzyblue1384
      @frazzyblue1384 5 лет назад +50

      That’s what vinegar looks like in England, personally I’ve never seen clear vinegar here

    • @ihavenoheckinglife2780
      @ihavenoheckinglife2780 5 лет назад +21

      Us British people use malt viegar, we ain't like y'all

    • @humanbean4037
      @humanbean4037 5 лет назад +9

      Is that just like Balsamic vinegar? Bc I live in the US and I get it all the time

  • @rafiabintaali8530
    @rafiabintaali8530 5 лет назад +163

    I screamed, "PHIL USE OVEN MITTS--NO PHIL, NO! S A F E TY!"

  • @dkat9299
    @dkat9299 5 лет назад +4

    I love how you are exactly who you are without holding back. You’re an angel of a human and I hope you know that you’ve been an amazing influence in my high school years and as I leave to go to college (UC Berkeley Go Bears!!!) soon, I will always be grateful for your courage to be yourself.

  • @saoirsemaguire2266
    @saoirsemaguire2266 5 лет назад +201

    Phil’s screen time: 4 hours a day
    Phil: I’ve got a serious problem
    My screen time: 12 hours a day
    Me: _oh boy_

  • @shannonmahla2908
    @shannonmahla2908 5 лет назад +250

    phil: who uses pencils
    also phil: used a pencil for previous experiment

  • @rubyalxce
    @rubyalxce 4 года назад +7

    the chaotic confidence that this radiates-

  • @elisekelly6205
    @elisekelly6205 5 лет назад +105

    "It's still a bit damp actually from the sea. I don't know if that will affect the glass"
    *Pours water over it*

  • @avaoliver2861
    @avaoliver2861 5 лет назад +147

    i ran so fast up my steps that i hit a wall!
    *I GOT A BRUISE FOR YOU PHIL*

  • @Games_By_Proxy
    @Games_By_Proxy 5 лет назад +63

    Phil, you've gone unnoticed for too long. Just tell us where you hid Dan's body so we can have the closure we deserve.
    RUclips, this is a joke btw.

  • @FirstNameLastName-qv1tf
    @FirstNameLastName-qv1tf 5 лет назад +27

    This is so chaotic I'm laughing so much😂😂 please make another

  • @katiec.5574
    @katiec.5574 5 лет назад +647

    Phil: *watches someone put lead in a microwave*
    Me: Oh good he's smart he'll know not to do that
    Phil: *does it anyway*
    Me:

    • @22sharks
      @22sharks 5 лет назад +27

      Well its not real lead it's graphite

    • @OP-1000
      @OP-1000 5 лет назад +6

      It is not actual lead.

    • @eval4495
      @eval4495 5 лет назад +4

      It's Phil though 😂

  • @FirstNameLastName-hw8xg
    @FirstNameLastName-hw8xg 5 лет назад +82

    DID WE JUST GET EASTER ‘BAKING’ AND ‘CRAFTS’ IN THE SAME VIDEO I-

  • @sylvi9
    @sylvi9 5 лет назад +97

    No one:
    Phil:
    *squeezes egg till it pops and splatters*
    *touches pencil lead while it's hot*
    *drops sharpie with salt crystals*

  • @noknowledge7457
    @noknowledge7457 5 лет назад +465

    I really hope Dan is alright. No matter what he does right now,and even if he gave up RUclips I don't care as long as he stays healthy and has a good life.

  • @keeleylouise4517
    @keeleylouise4517 5 лет назад +191

    Luckily I'm ovulating today.
    **Phil 2k19**

    • @froggies5907
      @froggies5907 5 лет назад +3

      Keeley Louise i actually am cos i'm on my period 🤣😂

    • @carolscope9991
      @carolscope9991 5 лет назад +3

      he just REALLY wants to be pregnant

    • @stardustlizzie
      @stardustlizzie 5 лет назад +2

      @@froggies5907 same

    • @froggies5907
      @froggies5907 5 лет назад +1

      Lacey97 i have to go to school on Tuesday and i have people pe first and our trousers are white...rip me

  • @sarahkim4760
    @sarahkim4760 5 лет назад +73

    You actually went outside Phil I'm so proud of you for not ordering the sand online

  • @sydneygrace6773
    @sydneygrace6773 5 лет назад +253

    Honestly I never know how to react to Phils video but I love Phil so I watch them.

  • @alex-fs9yt
    @alex-fs9yt 5 лет назад +67

    *"-so I've got some olive oil made from the bLoOD oF ViRgiNs."*

  • @lydiaburke8331
    @lydiaburke8331 4 года назад +5

    I'm really loving Phil's newer videos! The quality has literally jumped up by about 5000 (still love his older videos) but damn this is *chef kiss*

  • @tamzin7778
    @tamzin7778 5 лет назад +77

    did you just make a period joke?
    *i love it*

  • @Beeba10
    @Beeba10 5 лет назад +179

    Phil: **touches hot carbon deliberately and gets burned**
    Me: **facepalm**