Putin Meets with Biden After Years with His “Genius” KGBFF Trump & The Jimmy Kimmel LA Bowl!
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- Опубликовано: 26 май 2024
- Joe Biden spent the day in Geneva for a much anticipated summit with Vladimir Putin, we revisit the one compliment from Putin that Trump never stopped talking about, Joe Exotic is launching a line of cannabis products from prison, Trump’s son-in-law Jared Kushner has signed on to write a definitive recounting of the Trump Administration and they already secured a respected director to make the film version, the Unintentional Joke of the Day courtesy of Cy Young Award winner Pedro Martinez, and Jimmy makes a huge announcement that the first ever bowl game named after a human being will be hosted on Saturday, December 18th - The Jimmy Kimmel LA Bowl!
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As a Wes Anderson fan I am really looking forward to *”The Jared Kushner Chronicles.”* 😆
Don't stop naked for that!
The Middle East peace negotiator!
@@adamhendler9643
Lol. You can believe whatever he says!
Brilliant!
Honestly Guillermo kicked that football much better than I thought he would
Kicking a football isn't hard. Have you seen the kind of people that do it quite well? They aren't the brightest.
@@Steve-gc5nt Is there a correlation between being bright and the ability to kick a football hard?
Soccer background ?
I admit, I thought he'd do a prat fall for laughs or something - but that wasn't a bad kick.
That was a Donald Trump field goal when Jimmy said Guillermo made it.
The Wes Anderson movie...omg, that was perfect!
When Putin calls you a genius just means he found himself a puppet he could control with flattery. And he did!!! Don't see any reason why he WOULDN'T. 😆
Aka Putin's "useful idiot."
He's a ♎. Of course he meant it 😊 (Putin)
Congratulations Jimmy & Guillermo!!!!!.
Why did Jimmy calm Putin Mr. Murderer? Anyone know?
@@MrWolfchamp-xi3cu google is your friend. 🤭
Saddest part? He didn't call him a genius. He called him "colorful", like a clown.
And just like a clown, the Orange Idiot ate it up.
Y'all, make sure you're voting in your state and local election as well as your presidential election.
Remind your family and friends to vote as well.
Thanks for the political reminder....
Blue all the way
Trump lost !!! GET OVER IT !!
@@poorthing all the way blue, baby!
@@poorthing yep big shocker🐑👉👌😩🤯🎉🎉🎉🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🐑🐑🐑🐑🐑
Donald J Trump.
The "J" stands for genius.
Trump did create about 100 successful companies during his life. What did you achieved buster. If you still in this point still support Democrats and believe that Biden won election without cheating you need to be some great example of stupidity.
@@irvingwashington8638 I posted my comment over a month ago, so that tells me you clicked on your own "Like" button Go ahead and pat yourself on the back, and then list these "100 successful companies".
Didn't think so.
🏉 I hope the Jimmy Kimmel LA Bowl has good balls! 🏉
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
"The Jimmy Kimmel LA Bowl!" CONGRATS, Jimmy
He called him colorful.
Yes like a clown.
🍊
I just realized that Jared Kushner is slenderman.
Indeed
More like Sleazyman lol.
Lol 😁
nothing new there, i had heard him called slenderman by others over the past four years...
Hello
"Jared Kushner's rise from a mediocre Nordstrom mannequin..." Haha He really does look like one. Creepy.
He looks like the doll from that horror movie. no joke I think it actually is called The Doll
I have a massive hope that he is part of the Trump Org criminal probe.. Jared needs 10-20 years in the state pen :))
He reminds me of the aliens on Vivarium🙁
I needed a really good laugh.
Thanks to all of you.
@@Berengier817 LMAO
Thanks so very much...
Sheesh! Guillermo almost made it! And he’s got rhythm. This guy is pretty amazing.
Probably played a lot of soccer back in the day!
i gave him a lot of credit just for the fact the football went pretty straight to the goalpost,he was just a tad low on height. i have never kicked a football at all and doubt i would have done better....
Putin sarcastically meant idiot when he called trump a genius.
You just need to mention his name don't you...I hate him too but it's been 6 months
Amazing compilation of clips!!🇺🇸
Does that make Putin said Biden is the genius one? 🙈
No he would have prevented the war.
@@ahmedzakikhan7639 You're a fool for believing that.
He's not Sugar Vladdy anymore.
HOUSE is the sweet one
@EpicBilbau82 hard pass, I want to talk to HOUSE
Hes fire vladdy now
He's not a sugar Vladdy anymore. Like he was when Trump was kissing his butt 💋 He looks more like a flabby Vladdy standing next to President Joe! 💪
@EpicBilbau82 Putin was slouching harder than Al Bundy.
Not gonna lie, Putin looked sad while at that photo op...which made me very happy lol. I'm terrible-
Biden is Howdy Doody at 80.
@@James-me6dw Ok seriously, these comments must be bots, what does that even mean? Honestly, what is the point of you're existence?
@@SoranotRoxas don't be so hard on him if he makes a funny he get a potato. An insult gets a shot of wvodka .
Putin looked sad cause he got roasted by a reporter just before that photo op. (And she’s still alive)
@@craigalexander966 either that or it was because he lost his orange clown in the white house...
Man... I can't even get a taco bowl named after me.
I don’t see why you can’t. There’s a New Mexico Bowl, so why not a New Message Bowl?
You'd think they would send the two WORST teams to the Toilet Bowl...
Does Taco Bell have a bowl?
@@mawavoy taco bowl tuesdays maybe... 🤣🤣🤣😎
They missed the chance to call it the Jimmy Kimbowl
😂
jimmy would look great as a new wolverine character ngl
Why would you lie about that
Trump calls him Pootin!😂😂
Biden called Putin trump 🤣🤣
Because that's correct. "pewtin" is a stupid British hyper correction.
@@lenawagenfuehr53 +
@@johnsnow8140 biden thinks he's at country kitchen buffet 🤣
Trump calls him “sir”.
🙂🙂🙂That unintentional joke of the day just made me crack a huge smile on my face!😌😌😌
Putan plays chess,Trump plays Go Fish!😜
Wait, how would Trump be able to play go fish? He doesn’t have the brain capacity do something like that.
God! It such a relief to have a sensible man in power.
Hahaha is this a joke woke ppl 😂
Are you a CNN intern? You sound like one, making jokes like that.
i think this person does work for CNN or just a bot.
The whole world shares your relief. (except for a large flock of t***p fanboys who still miss the daily Twitter insult-fest)
This person is definitely just a bot. Never had feelings in tbe first place. Only here to stir up the patriots into doing something stupid. How stupid are the lefties? Maybe I shouldn't ask the question I don't want the answer to.
I really appreciate youJimmy Kimmel, aloha!
Glad you're doing great Guillermo!!! 💙💙💙
I think the word the very stable genius was searching for was "repudiate".
He combined refute and repudiate.
Great content, great episode.
"Rootin Tootin Vladimir Putin" why didn't I think of that..
Someone on the writing staff loves dad joke wordplay. They do it every night.
Oh, spare us of that Ken doll’s recounting of trump years with his blondie wretch. Yeah, Wes Anderson to demonize the film plot. Perfect!
You never got.your trumpy bear I assume?
Spare us the #44 and #46 years...terrible years, past and present.
They should name the Kushner movie 'Slenderman.'
5:18 Just noticed that Jared seems to never know where to place his hands. His alien mentors never reviewed that in human deception training.
Ohhh My Gaaaa you are right !!!!!!!
What Putin actually called him was “brilliant, as in flashy, bright-coloured lights” and it was lost in translation to trump. 😄😄😄😄
Hello how you doing today
The Jimmy Kimmel LA Bowl! 🏈 🎆
The coin for the coin toss will have Jimmy's face for heads and Mike Lindell's face for tails.
You made me laugh!
Guillermo's trump-style field goal, a real Jonas and the Whale TODAY, and the Jimmy Kimmel Bowl too, "who woulda guessed?
Who else think Jared is in the closet? Something just ain’t right.
Well, he is a robot, that explains alot.
His Father was in prison, guess who pardoned him? Yes........ Big Daddy.
'Judge' Jeanine Pirros husband was in prison, guess who pardoned him?
Trump just loves his 'quid pro quo'
Well you would think when the book comes out then the truth will also. Only problem is it will most probably be one hundred percent BS. Like everything from his daddy in law.
What, just because he looks like an androgynous little waif boy? That hardly seems fair.
Yeah..I'm pretty sure Jared has seen "The Engorged Rooster" at least once
He indicated his gender as female on some paperwork once. Plus, his face appears to be frozen from excessive Botox.
Vlad really puts the Pu in Pudding.
rootin tootin Putin
PUT IN
Hi
@@keanureeves4713 hey handsome
Hello
repudiate: too many syllables for a genius
@ Matt Smith LMAO! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Bill Murray should actually play the queen in a movie
Only a humble person would disavow being called a genius. A vain four year old on the other hand....
You're my Hero Kimmel, GOD bless you
I wish I could have seen Charles Barkley 's face...giggle
Trumps "Suggar Vladi" 👍🏻😂😂😂
You and your writers are hilarious 😂 love it 😍
European rules: you score when you kick the ball under the goal post ^^
>>>>>>>>>
Bill Murray as the Queen hahahaha
He wasn’t swallowed. But being in the whales mouth is still crazy.
it is biblical
Putin is the genius for raising Trump’s ego. Just saying 🤷♀️
Lol who cares
@@rodrigocisneros3166 the whole world
the magic of television... you made it!
I think I'm going to smoke a Jimmy Kimmel Bowl now.
Jimmies nicknames for Donald Jessica tRump are genius!
Jared's book will be ghostwritten. He'd need a physical form to hold a pen.
well done and underrated comment for sure!
Guy has vacant eyes. Creepy
@@hellshade2 thank you
Jimmy Kimmel LA Bowl... Sponsored by My Pillow... Love you Jimmy!!!! Said Mike....
You have to "repute" that!!!😂😂😂🤣
trump bragging about being called a "genius" by Putin, that's like "Becky" (the sorority girl) being thrilled "Brad"(the frat-bro) told her he "loved her" to get in her pants.
Everyone else is saying, "Oh, honey..." and feeling sorry for them.
I'd pay full price to see that Wes Anderson movie about Jared.
Biden also gifted Putin the Customised Aviators! How cool is that 😎
Will be even cooler if there's some intense microwave radiation coming off the glasses.
No shinikes is the Jimmy Kimmel LA bowl is real!!! God Bless America + Football!!! 🏈🏈
FYI, Donny: When somebody says, "Way to go, Genius," they're not really complementing you on your mental acuity.
Yup!
He's been "reputing" the fact he's a genius for a long long time
So cool,Jimmy!
The word Cheeto Mussolini was struggling for was "repudiate".
Guillermo Is Back!!!!
Hey Donnie... spell 'disavow'.
Stable 🐴 Genius 🧠
You left off National Baseball Hall of Fame for Pedro...⚾⚾
Biden actually got the pudding quote right.
He got a lot more than a quote right.🥴💙💙
Putin said Donald Trump is a genius..then he giggled into his borscht
He never said a genius of ----? That makes me really laugh!!
Lets talk about the Audits 😂
Trump didn't notice the sarcastic quotation marks when Putin called him a "genius."
yeah, he was talking about his own "genious plan" investing in US election ,-)
President Biden ended a 17 year old trade dispute between USA & EU. Way to go president Biden, Republicans are panickin at how fantastic president Biden is doing 😂😂😂😂.
It's simple Biden is for America and the Republicans are rooting against America
scuffed
Biden is a brain damaged old man that can't negotiate his way up a flite of stairs. 😂
@@tomhall3940 ohhhh I know you miss your orange clown..Go visit him in Mar A Lago..😂😂😂😂😂
@@tomhall3940 And he still beat Trump. Maybe get a better candidate next time.
And remember, there’s no off position on the genius switch.
with trump there is no "on" position...
“Why would I repute that?!” haha!
Just as Guillermo was about to kick an AD started!!!!!
The suspense was killing me!
I calls him Rootin' Tootin' Putin 🤣
Too bad Matt Damon doesn't have a bowl named after him 🙄
Let's name a cereal bowl after Trump!
🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@mcwatters7100 There already is a perfectly serviceable Trump bowl in this house. And you only need to flush once.
2 people clap 👏 lol 😆 🤣 😂
Dude kicked the ball better than I could have lol
That Wes Anderson bit was amazing 👏
Jimmy Kimmel Show, you have the most amazing graphics department! All the videos and spoofs, really good.
😂😜 "wen the whale spit me up I saw the lite" he didn't see Geppetto or Pinocchio?
😂👍💞
LMAO 😂 Bill Murray as The Queen.
Happy To see 🙈 you back Jimmy 😘 Got my ticket early within 9 mins. Just a little love around the way here in Vegas NV 😏
It's good to see a president that is not slobbering all over Putin.
Wow two so called murderers hanging out together on Jimmy Kimmel.
You mean demmentia Biden stutttering next to Putin?
You mean biden sitting as a cllown and girl with legs crossed and stuttering next to boss Putin? Hahahaha
I don’t think Jimmy Kimmel can make it through a monologue without mentioning Trump.
He will still be mentioning Trump in 2028
Why not! He loves the attention. 🤣😂😂😂
Trump is easy fodder for comedy. The jokes practically write themselves.
You made it! 😭😂😂
I'm looking forward to a whale of a story!
The whale did not want to eat that diver. That's why he spit him out. 😉
No seamen please lol
@@k1dP1stol yeah did not like the taste of seamen! LMAO!
6 16 21 Hey Jimmy & the Team, So nice to end the day with laughs! Thanks for posting & being you. v P.S: Sure Valdaddy called him a "very stable genius". Yeah-right...
Hello how you doing
YOU MADE IT!🤣🤣🤣🤣
He wasn’t swallowed though. That would
mean that he was in the stomach of the whale, not it’s mouth.
🤣
I thought Guillermos kick was going to be worst lol. 👏🏼
I love Guillermo's pluck!
MENSA International: Trump is a 'Genius' on the 'Short Bus'!
Look who's talking , media sheep that's all you are
President Biden is on track. 🗽
I didn't know you were 53, Jummy Kimmel. Happy belated or early birthday. You don't look a day older than yesterday when I last saw you.
The only thing I have in common with Trump is my inability to disavow people who compliment me 😂 and I’m so glad Guillermo is feeling better!
Donald: He called me a genius
Reporter: Hey, can we see your transcripts from school?
Donald: Uh, let’s talk about my two impeachments - the MOST in history!
“Repute” lmao
Hey! I repute the fact that you are making fun of the geniusest, biglyest president 'murica has ever seen!
@@TheDannyWinther The F's stand for FANTASTYC!
The "genius" was too stupid to know that he's being played by the master manipulator. He's so full of it. Smh.
that "genius" was not just full of it...he is also very full of himself....
Wow, great job at reproducing the Wes Anderson vibe. Hats off to whichever staff writer noticed that synergy!
Truly hilarious!