Ride to Hell: Retribution | Art - Scott The Woz
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- Опубликовано: 26 авг 2024
- Scott should just stop trying.
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Music Used:
"World 1 Map (Super Mario Bros. 3)" from Super Mario All-Stars
"Overworld (Super Mario Bros. 3)" from Super Mario All-Stars
"Mach Rider" from Super Smash Bros. Melee
"Lava Reef Zone Act 1" from Sonic Mania
"Time of the Falling Rain" from The Legend of Zelda: A Link to the Past
"Area 1" from Blaster Master
"Funky's Fugue" from Donkey Kong Country
"Detonate" from Ride to Hell: Retribution
"Float Islands" from Kirby Super Star
"Athletic Theme" from Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island
"Rising Up" from Ride to Hell: Retribution
"Puzzle Plank Galaxy" from Super Mario Galaxy 2
"Slider" from Super Mario 64
"Shop (Mega Man)" from Mega Man 10
"Tanks! (Variation 1)" from Wii Play
"All Muscle" from Ride to Hell: Retribution
"Around the Ring" from Ride to Hell: Retribution
"Inside Peach's Castle" from Super Mario 64
"Sky Garden" from Donkey Kong: Jungle Beat
"Chase" from Donkey Kong Country 3 (GBA)
"Welcome to Dead End" from Ride to Hell: Retribution
"Staff Credits (Kirby's Dream Land)" from Super Smash Bros. Ultimate
"Water Ride" from McDonald's Treasure Land Adventure
"Tale of the Spirit of Money" from Yoshi Topsy-Turvy
"Monkey Watch" from Rhythm Heaven Fever
"Block Town" from Pac-Mania
"Green Groven Zone Act 1" from Sonic 3D Blast (Sega Saturn)
"The Great Cave Offensive" from Kirby Super Star
"Coconut Mall" from Mario Kart Wii
"Lay it Down" from Ride to Hell: Retribution
"Welcome to Oceania" from Chibi-Robo! Zip Lash
"Breakout" from 3D Dot Game Heroes
4:15 him sarcastically saying the most obvious joke to make has to be one of my favorite bits in this video
He does a REALLY good Homer Simpson voice too
@@DirectorOfChaos9292 damn it does sound like homer lmao
2:23 is my favorite
Ok
@@lisatroiani6119 e
As a person who has family in Toledo, it gets scarier and scarier every time I see Scott in Toledo and I recognize a location.
He’s coming for your family
Hey all, scott here. Here's your home address!
Same
@@blox3400 "Thanks but I already know where I live"
I realize that it was probably greenscreened with pictures from Toledo, Ohio.
But it would have been legendary if Scott went all the way to Toledo just to record those segments. I wouldn’t be surprised if that’s what he did.
11:14 “Of course, you have a dead brother, which means you do have dead brother rage”
Does this mean we’ll see Target employee rage at some point?
It IS dead brother season.
"Wow, you're so dreamy, you have that 'I have a dead brother' rage!"
OMG
The Blonde Girl cutscene where she runs off after stating that "This is my favorite song" is the closest thing to true Lynchian cinema that I've seen in a video game.
Ah yes, meticulous sound design
as a woman, i would react the exact same way if i was surrounded by scary, violent men
A Woman in Trouble
@@hamflavoredlipbalm6077 me too
I goddamn never thought I would see *this* game on *this* show. Beautiful.
Helo
Does literally everyone watch Scott?
The voice actor guy
Holy shit its voice actor man
Oh no hes come to take my grandmas tv
Scott is so genuinely mad and I love it
I would be too
Also check out the microconsoles episode. Great ending that has him genuinely mad
12:43 best Scott the Woz Easter Egg ever
Next thing you know, bam! AVGN also reviews this game
I've never seen him so angry.
22:32 Nibbles's face resets since they never developed that failure for the QTE which only makes the scene much better
So, here's the thing. Jake (Nibbles) is suposted to be the hero, but he killed a ton of innocent people...
9:13 "who knew the kick was mightier than the sword" made me laugh because of the expression on Scott's face.
It’s like he knew how fun it’d be
I feel like he was trying so hard not to laugh😂
@@jmredguppy2799 yeah
I love the reactions of his friends too. Wait one was holding a gun and he said mightier than the sword. He ran for no reason
@@Fan-imator what is a bullet if not a very long range sword that cannot cut?
Wow this game is pure distilled edge.
Fun fact: The actor for Trevor from GTA V did the motion capture for this game. Yes, apparently it has motion capture. I'm sure it's a career highlight for him.
Why'd you think steven was hired for gta v
If any gta character this game is the most Trevor Phillips, chaos all the way through except Trevor is cool
The motion capture is pretty obvious. It's not good.
That’s probably why he hates bikers so much
Steven Ogg deserved better
This is the most AVGN that Scott has ever sounded
I was thinking the same thing
WHAT WERE THEY THINKING
lmfao
If even Scott is this pissed,I can't even begin to imagine the how the nerd would react 😂. I know it's Scott's "childhood" game technically but still
I'm sure the nerd did a video on this already i can't find it tho
25:42 I have never heard scott scream like that and i lose my mind every time
26:35 funniest cutscene I’ve seen in YEARS holy shit
*EXPLOTION*
Has the same energy as that one spiderman 3 qte fail
I have never seen Scott this angry before. Like for real, this has got to be the most frustrating game Scott has ever played to make him reach this level of anger.
He was that angry during a voice over, damn even i was frustrated! I can’t imagine the amount of anger he felt while playing 🤣
Even more angry then when he encountered his mortal enemy, cover athlete of Madden 09, Brett Favre?
Nice profile pic!
he was pretty angry for a long period of time on the end of the miniconsoles episode
And I thought Chibo-Robo was the worst game he’s ever played…..
Did Scott actually censor the "fuck"s in the game's subtitles?
Outstanding.
It's already censored in the actual game
Edit: No, it isen't. He just censored it.
I think you mean frick
More effort in the video editing than the game developers placed in the entire game.
it’s at 10:20
12:43
"did he say fuck yall or fuck all"
is this a reference to people being confused on if scott says "hey yall" or "hey all"
Yea
I can't believe I had to scroll this far to see a comment about that. But definitely.
Iwasgonnasaythat!
Borderline Forever 🟦
No
Idk why I lose my shit every time at 15:11
"Cole takes a bite out of the air"
"Arn!"
I feel like no one is talking about how clever that, “Do you think he said ‘F**k y’all’ or ‘F**k all?’” bit is. Scott is always subverting his own tropes I love it
I loved that bit.
well, he already made a “ ‘ Hey, all ‘ or ‘ Hey, y’all ‘ “ joke
I just heard it, and it fucking killed me, this dude is a comedic genius
IGNORE THE TROLL.
REPORT AND MOVE ON.
@@Somonyo bot troll
“Toledo Ohio, everyone’s your dad here” has to be one of my favorite Scott quotes of all time
Based TYS pfp
That's right son
Based HenryMan73
@@tree363 ratio
I literally can't help but laugh at "what is that the metacritic score" and "I'M A BADASS" just because of the way they're said. Absolutely incredible.
9:13 Jeb and Rex holding Scott at gunpoint? Yeah, just another Gex Night.
It's gex night
12:43 GOD I laughed way more than I should have for this one
"Did he said f**k y'all or f**k all?"
I loved that reference man lol
Best Scott the Woz Eastet Egg ever lol
@weegeepie this is your first time you commented on a Scott the Wiz episode
@@gjproductions2247 this is your first time commenting on a Scott the Woz video
22:33 I love how Jake's face abruptly changes during this QTE, like he's suddenly thinking "Wait what am I doing here"
"what am I fighting for???!!!!"
He became aware he was in a shitty game.
Why are we still here... just to suffer...
"Wait, what if killing everyone isnt the best way to do things? ..........naaah."
Jake dosen't want to be in this terrible game
15:01 is so fucking funny to me. Like right after complaining about sex he goes to "SONIC ADVENTURE"
15:06 caught me off guard, that was hilarious
The Sonic Adventure bit before it was hilarious, too!
Scott hates this game because all the sex might invalidate his V-Card. It's lore.
He will never become a Virgin at this Rate!
@@Oney105 He could always take the Virgin Express train to the Virgin islands.
Seems like the most likely place to find a lost virginity.
Scotts already had "40 acres of sex" though lol 🤭🤭🤭🤭
He almost tried to developed some character but decided to not to that.
Who knows. Maybe he does want to invalidate his V-Card at some point in the future.
Lol. He has to popular RUclips channel I doubt he's a virgin now
Seeing this game again reminded me of Total Biscuit’s coverage of it. May he Rest In Peace man. Taken from us too soon.
Holy shit Carthu watches Scott ?
Can't wait for the comments complaining about the checkmark
@@unholydeizenunholy8386 neither can i
@Logan Roof ah shit, here we go again
I miss him
18:02 Kinda bothers me how nobody is talking about this scene. It's absolutely hilarious
7:39, 16:48, 22:55 and 24:39 were probably the hardest I've ever laughed at a Scott The Woz video. Good stuff, man.
12:50 was good too because the game is so dogshit
30:10 was amazing because of the raw emotion it conveys
The Toledo parts were also hilarious
Didn’t you destroy the national bank back in 1833?
20:03 15:05 15:06 and 25:47 are all great as well
This game has the most “My gamer son thought I wasn’t cool so I made a game to show how cool I was” energy I’ve ever seen.
Yeah.
911 likes lol.
0
Canon.
deez nuts
This REALLY takes me back. Scott looked at this a LONG time ago and I’m glad he went back to it.
In top ten worst rated games? Or did he make his own video on it?
@@one-up7498 Worst rated games, which was a 2017 video iirc
Dude it was like 2 years ago
@@saulgoodman8501 it’s actually 4 years.
@@saulgoodman8501 It was four years ago, back when he still lived at his childhood house
26:36 was a great video game moment
I love how Scott’s Ohioan accent comes out more the angrier he gets
He has an accent?
@@aperson5215 It’s usually hard to notice, but it’s there.
He’s also polish
@@aperson5215 It’s that white Midwestern tone, slight but there
I’m an Ohioan I have an accent?!
"Critics are raving"
"15 hours of gameplay"
"7.8/10 a little something for everyone"
-IGN
@@lol-ih1tl I don’t know but it is starting to get very annoying
@@Megas_lightzx dunkey fans are a disease
@@capsaicin5332 Agreed
@@enotsnavdier6867 What happened?
This is the most confusing comment section
We should start a club for people who actually beat this game. :D
*wind sfx*
Can I join?
population 0
I still have the nightmares.
wow
"Is that a slur?" I literally have to have an inhaler on standby to watch Scotts videos 😂😂😂
We’re in the bad timeline where this game came out terribly. So somewhere in the infinite madness of the multiverse, there’s a timeline where Ride to Hell came out and revolutionized the open world motorcycle gang genre and became the new Skyrim.
I mean, if there wasn't any complications about the original release, I'm sure it would've been a decent enough game.
It's a platinum game. 1% basically looking more like a badge of honor. 1% of games are beautiful and high effort like Ride to Hell. Multiple sequels are produced. Even in late 2023 the third Ride to Hell, Ride to Hell: Reverence is released with the greatest open world MP to date. These games through the 2010s sparked a whole new genre of open world inspired to the point that any game with similarities at all are lambasted as Ride to Hell killers or Ride to Hell clones.
"Toledo, Ohio. Don't get killed here."
Never have truer words been said.
So now Toledo is another place to check off to not visit. The violent biker gangs there frighten me but the Burger King looks intriguing!
@@TheEmbessyNetwork Don't go to Nevada.
Also don't forget to visit the Burger King down the road
a war happened there
I also don't recommend getting killed in San Diego, CA for that matter
I felt second hand frustration just watching this video.
eggs
I’m the second reply
Give me likes
-literally everyone
I'm verified and I have to comment something!
@@conorneligan7694 shut up, kid
@@conorneligan7694 I’m not verified and I need to get likes in the RUclips comment section SOMEHOW so I’ll just point out that this dude is verified. Easy likes!
ththrough the first few minutes all I could think was "1%? Is that the metacritic score?" then Scott clowned me at 4:17 without even hearing me say it
He can read your mind
Each time I rewatch this episode, it gets better- It's slowly becoming one of my absolute favorites
“Likes murder, loves small business” may be the must accurate and succinct summation of this game’s protagonist.
That should be a quote on a shirt lol.
That sounds like something you'd see on a Borderlands character intro card.
the one & only Nibbles
*Making California Great Again*
Jake Conway.
Likes murder, loves small business.
12:43 I love when Scott subtly references his fan base
And I LOVE it.
The joke only works if there's a word that ends in, like a Y, for example.
.... Okay, but is he saying Hey y'all, or Hey all? WE STILL DON'T KNOW.
@@gregdeandrea1450 I mean merch, madden 08 Christmas, Scott’s RUclips and Twitter bios all say it’s hey all
"I'm a badass" x3 is the funniest thing I've seen today. Thank you.
Also I love that this game made you so mad your Midwest accent came out.
This is the only Ride to Hell video where someone accurately emphasizes just how *_BAD_* the shooting mechanics are. The whole game could be called so-bad-its-good right up until they give you a gun, then it just becomes indefensibly bad.
Angry Joe did a pretty good job of showing how bad they were.
I love that Scott has so many issues with this game that the absurd 'turn off one property's electric fence by ramming a stolen fuel truck, blowing up a power plant and destroying the regional power grid' plot isn't even mentioned because everything else going on has shorted his poor brain out.
Wait...WHAT?! How would that even work?!
@@TheEmbessyNetwork It doesn't. That's the point.
That honestly shocked me, since me and my friend were so fixated one that one moment for the rest of the game
@@Pizza7478 I know, I was being sarcastic. It doesn't come off well in text lol.
All of this just to deal with the electric fence.
It would been easier just to drive through the fence or blow up a wall to get in.
26:36 I love how it looked like you were doing as the game intended and then just exploded
I want to watch an action movie where something like that happens, and then the credits roll.
@@ElijahRulz The other guys does something like that, but it's in the first 10 minutes of the movie
“We’re nine hours in”
“Toledo Ohio, don’t get murdered here.” If that isn’t the most accurate description of Toledo, I don’t know what is😂
Toledo Ohio... it exists
List of known Ride To Hell: Retribution completionists:
-Scott the Woz
-Rerez
-ProJared
-Super Best Friends Play
-Angry Joe
-The Completionist
-Zero Punctuation
May God bless their souls.
I imagine the AVGN will join the list in a few years.
@@E1craZ4lifehe should have done it this year due to it being ten years since RTHR's release.
@@turboshazed7370 He reviewed Drake of the 99 Dragons 15 years after it was released.
With Civvie 11 soon to follow.
Imagine if he compared Postal III to this game and the shooting mechanics.
Had a dream scott uploaded a video, this isn't close at all to what I expected
Hey it's that one guy that comments all the time
Hello guy I found on a BFDI video
Yea
Also Scott the woz hasn’t covered 3D Mario games
@@rainbowspongebob Rainbow spogob
Now Scott’s worst game is Robo to Chibi: Ziptribution “The Lash%”
God I'm so pumped to hang out with Foo Fighters in Stone Ocean
With new funky mode
Has a DLC too: Ultra Smash Festival
I’m looking forward to seeing the Gex scenes
That hurt to read, thanks
5:18 Even after years, Scott is still giving the Gravity Rush community support. Including GR2 in a stack of unfinished games is charity enough for a tax write-off
15:08 "WAIT THIS ISN'T REAL!!?"
🤣🤣🤣🤣
I remember hunting down a PC version of this game and the DLC and 100% the game. Aiming wasn't a problem there but it did have this unique bug in the DLC where kicking a door near the end of the story messes up your characters rotation so Jake's model flips upside down and glides around on his head.
I've always wanted to at least complete the story in Ride To Hell.
That sounds like an improvement! Honestly, I've always wondered about behind the scenes of the blatantly messy production of this game. It was clearly released with half-finished content and some lazy stuff to barely patch the gaps so that they got *something* out - perhaps to cover their wasted budget but that's speculation.
I would like to see a video of that, please.
No I think bikers just do that
I can’t wait for Scott to release “Ride to Hell: Retribution | A Critical Third Look - Scott The Woz” in four years
@Logan Roof My mans on the wrong side of the internet
@Logan Roof bruh if u get cancer too that’s gonna be funny af
The funny thing is that this technically is the third look. He mentioned it in the development hell episode and the worst games of all time episode:)
@Logan Roof News you sir see a horrible person v
What happened here?
26:37 That’s magnificent! Could I watch endless replays of someone failing that jump?
I cannot believe I live in the same state as THE Scott “the Woz” Wozniak. Awesome.
I love how genuinely mad at this game Scott is to the point that even in the jokes and cutaways he sounds totally fed up.
Has Scott ever sounded this pissed off before, cause I feel like this is new territory.
*Chibi Robo Zip Slash*
It's more than justified
The end of tne microconsoles episode
A part of the digital only physical game video
Chili robo zl
2:29 I love that little *e* scott does it made me laugh
1:01 must be my most favorite Scott The Woz quote of all time
You mean 1:00
"God This Ass Is Horrible"
@@chanzeleondreideleon2152 exactly
1:00
It's funny how the two worst reviewed games on Metacritic are so different.
"Ride to Hell: Retribution", and "Family Party: 30 Great Games Obstacle Arcade"
Duality of man
I thought the game was 3rd because of big rigs.
@@mrhelitosis7564 Doesn’t that game have less than 7 reviews on Metacritic? They have two different lists, one for games with more than 7 reviews, and one for games with less than 7 reviews.
@@MysteryMii because Big Rigs was so bad that no one even wanted to review it
They should have a crossover
I was just rewatching the Worst Games of All Time episode, never expected this game to get a full look.
also omg he went for that "y'all" jab at 12:43, that was glorious
a real Zinger there!
Hey scott Ride To Hell coming in 1969 totally made sense because orginally it was gonna be released for the Magnavox Odyssey prototype
"You don't go into it hating it, that'll just spoil your feelings in the end"
Every thing this guy says can be a mantra. Or a meme template, they're both the same.
The “1%” being a reference to an old saying that “99% of motorbike riders are law abiding citizens” always gets me
Yeah, seems too obscure to put on a cover. Nice catch
To quote a certain angry man, I thought the 1% was a reference to how much this game's overall worth is.
1% is actually a real thing outlaw motorcycle clubs wear.
i always though that was how much effort they put into the game
1% Is the number of people that don't get killed or fucked in the game.
this video is a rollercoaster ride
You mean motorcycle?
Omg I love your contant
@@XxeastplayzxX *content
Hi vailskibum94
Like most scott vid 👍
I started to laugh hysterically at 21:00 as Scott starts to descend into madness.
11:58 ah yes, old games which have “teammates” who “help” by disappearing once gameplay starts until another cutscene , where they act like they just helped so much
Everyone who has beaten this game should get a lifetime supply of apologies from Deep Silver.
Oh, and a sticker.
Stickers are cool.
A sticker that says "I make bad choices in life"?
Oh shit, a sticker?! Now I need to beat this game!
*25 hours later because I suck at this game*
Heyyy, where's my damn sticker?!
And 100k
Scott holding a bee hive should officially be any Scott fan’s wallpaper.
I agree!
@@matty6866 the video uploaded only so long ago, and you’ve already got the pfp. good man
@Logan Roof stop joking. That’s not something to joke about dude.
@@lbspartyhouse8265 did something happen to techno or is the reply just bait?
@Lukk Randaddy technoblade recently announced he has (non-lethal) cancer and haters are being haters.
Inside Gaming (Funhaus), Super Best Friends, Angry Joe, and now Scott have made my favorite takedowns of this game. I’m still sorry for everyone who worked on this game under their higher ups.
Dammit Scott, you broke me with
"He's being treated like a little kid by Big Boy Nibbles!"
This is the most AVGN-like video Scott has ever made, even more than Zip-Lash.
I have the same exact thought
Jake clearly has a soft spot for the shaggy bandana man character model, since he's the only one who consistently gets to live. Sad there's no sex scene with him though tbh
Don't you mean Nibbles?
Ill make it happen
There’s gotta be mods for that, right? Hmm actually maybe not for a game people dislike this much.
It's crazy that the company that published two of my favorite game series ever also put out this lmfao
You calling Jake 'Nibbles' is my favorite youtube thing ever
9:33
Scott used music from one of the toughest controlling levels from mario galaxy 2 while talking about how the game controls. That’s brilliant.
Isn’t that song from Mario 64…?
but it's not the mario galaxy version of the slider theme.
it's the original
This looks like one of those fake thumbnails that the ScottTheWoz reddit would’ve constructed. I guess it goes to show how easily recognisable a standard Scott video is.
Literally a blue border and his magnificent face
I actually saw it on Reddit before I opened youtube, so I thought it was a prank.
As a kid who never played Ride to Hell: Retribution or Red Dead: Redemption, I always got the two mixed up. Now, as a young adult, I realise that one was a perfect video game that will be remembered for generations and the other was Red Dead: Redemption
Lol
Every time the main character "rages" he looks like a four year old having a tantrum
he's the new avgn of ohio
"Toledo Ohio, don't get killed here!" is genuinely an accurate statement and it made me laugh so hard 😭
Yeah I typed in Toledo in to Google the second suggestion was "Toledo Ohio shooting" so dare I say it's probably true
@@themacintoshnerd Sounds about right, that's Toledo for ya
"Ohio is just a rural bar"
@@loganroofpedoexposer4952 so desperate for clout you spam that someone with cancer deserves to rot on a completely unrelated video.
@@KoopaKid660 tbh, bots on Scott was the last thing i expected
I like how Scott goes slowly insane throughout the video it gives this episode its own unique feel. Last night I didn't take my meds and I was tired so I thought it was all a dream.
o h
1:35 killed me that might be scotts best joke in a video
"What happened here?"
Jake: "AAAAAAAAAAAAA"
"Understandable have a nice day."
this was probably the funniest episode of Scott the Woz ever, not even kidding.
This is the angriest one too. This video has the most amount of Loud Scott I've seen in a video.
his video on “Anime Games” is my favorite, it’s such a quick and snappy episode
With out a doubt. I was in stitches. My new favorite episode for sure
Scott's inner AVGN is showing while still having his own charm and I love it
i have rewatched this video a couple times, and somehow the "This Ass is Horrible!" catch me by surprise everytime.
Characters in STW lore with “Dead Brother Rage”:
Shaun
Target Employee
Nibbles
"1%. Neoahisdatthemedacridicscowre?"
Scott I fucking love you
Some conspiracy theorists say that the "1%" is how complete the game is
Your assistant did a great job at bringing out your emotion in front of the camera, Scott! I’m excited to see what else you two do together.
He has an assistant?
@@nitinanku oof
I can't tell if your joking but I can't find anything about him having an assistant. Dont whooosh me lol
@@literallymalware watch the video again it's literally a joke at the beginning
@@Prawnsacrifice ohhh your so right lmao, sorry. with such a long video with back-to-back jokes, it's hard to remember the very first one lol. Sorry about that.
23:25 - AND THEN THEY BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANGED
28:38 this’ll be a great out of context clip
4:17 the delivery of that line had me laughting so hard
Very much makes me think of homer simpson
"I'm a badass! I'm a badass! I'm a badass!" - My personal highlight :D
0:42 16:04 25:09 It’s rare you hear such a good Scott The Woz voice crack.
10:20 impressive 👍
I sometimes worry about Scott. I mean it seems like he enjoys pain. Playing “Ride to Hell, Retribution”, eating corn dogs at sonic, owning devils third, and sleeping in the same house his copies of wii play are stored.
Sonic's corn dogs are good
@@KRUSH-R can't wait to come back to this comment with everyone yelling at each other because of this comment
he even ate at burger king
... Wii play is a good game, you should be more worried about... Well this being in his house
I like how Scott and Angry Joe had the exact same reaction when the bike is reset and then immediately crashes into a wall and explodes
This game sure has one thing going for it. It'll strip away any reviewer's sanity and make them come up with the funniest commentary just to cope with the pain lmao
I love how the monkey watch music in the background shows how Scott feels about this game.
15:14 Why is Colt's model so much better than everything else? Everything looks like a LOD model, but then Colt shows up looking... Normal.