I don't really like wild frogs but I love my red eye tree frogs and my Pacman frogs. Why? Because Red eyes are cool looking and Pacmans aren't really frogs, they're like cute fat gelatinous blobs that you never see unless there's food nearby 😂😂 I approve of your roast. And as a BP owner, I also approve. 😂😂😂
I have been outrun by tortoises, so a blue-tongued would definitely escape me. Ball pythons and pac man frogs deserve all the roasting though. Balls are dumb, anxious, difficult with food and exacting with environmental conditions, and the only reason they became popular is because the breeders pushed them. Horned frogs don’t eat that much. This is just an advertising trick. In fact most of them are severely riddled with problems related to inbreeding and poor conditions, that they forget how to feed themselves and jump by adulthood.
I have 4 ball pythons lmao I guess I'm just a basic b!tch 🤣🤣🤣 But tbh 2 of my males are very spicy and will absolutely try to eat you lol And the Texas rat snake is honestly completely true lol Jareth has the biggest attitude of them all!
As i see it, people who own a ball pythons should be banned by law to tell anyone that they have a snake, and be (enforced by law) be obligated to say that what they have is a snail with teeth.
I love my rolling pin with gummy bear legs! 😂😂
I don't really like wild frogs but I love my red eye tree frogs and my Pacman frogs. Why? Because Red eyes are cool looking and Pacmans aren't really frogs, they're like cute fat gelatinous blobs that you never see unless there's food nearby 😂😂 I approve of your roast. And as a BP owner, I also approve. 😂😂😂
As a ball python owner with severe anxiety. You are not wrong 😂😂. I died laughing from the very accurate description
Hahaha
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This illicted the first smile and chuckle of the day! Thanks man!
You’re welcome, glad you enjoyed it.
I have been outrun by tortoises, so a blue-tongued would definitely escape me. Ball pythons and pac man frogs deserve all the roasting though. Balls are dumb, anxious, difficult with food and exacting with environmental conditions, and the only reason they became popular is because the breeders pushed them. Horned frogs don’t eat that much. This is just an advertising trick. In fact most of them are severely riddled with problems related to inbreeding and poor conditions, that they forget how to feed themselves and jump by adulthood.
Hello again, strange man!
P.S. - You think ball pythons are boring? I used to keep terrestrial snails!
They can join the ball pythons
@@gizmosreptiles I have since upgraded to the excitement of keeping millipedes!
@@c5365 I had a Kenyan sand boa for a bit. So I actually had pet sand. Same with the hermit crabs I had lol
@@Plantlady72 Awww! Kenyan Sand Boas are my favorite sock puppets!
I have 4 ball pythons lmao I guess I'm just a basic b!tch 🤣🤣🤣 But tbh 2 of my males are very spicy and will absolutely try to eat you lol And the Texas rat snake is honestly completely true lol Jareth has the biggest attitude of them all!
Hahah, the Texans throw an interesting ingredient into the mix.
@gizmosreptiles yes they do 😂
As i see it, people who own a ball pythons should be banned by law to tell anyone that they have a snake, and be (enforced by law) be obligated to say that what they have is a snail with teeth.
Hahaha, as a ball python owner, I will just stay quiet.