@@whenfunnydancingcockroach4625 just a metal head. Even then, it’s pretty obvious which ones are some sour weirdo on the internet rather than a song lyric.
@@boogaloo_weedHell no, black metal musicians are some of the nicest people I’ve met, at least talking about the modern ones. Because the earlier ones were borderline insane with their extremities. Redditors are just a bunch of degenerates who* can’t think for themselves.
@@CoffinNachtmahr why r u gatekeeping driving to such an absurd number? plenty of cars dont even last 200k miles. U dont even know existing till ur 65 years old. like what
After listening to a lot of black metal and being chronically online it really makes things way easier because you can tell that redditors think more about the meaning of their words than black metal bands
As a Christian, I was able to tell fairly easily which were which using what I call the "Bubble Bass Test" Imagine Bubble bass from SpongeBob SquarePants saying each of these quotes. If it sounds like something Bubble Bass might say (if he were a hardcore atheist) It's probably a Reddit post
There should be a black metal band that specifically sources all of their lyrics from r/atheism, and their music comes with a lyrics page that has all of the different posts they used, cutting out the unimportant parts for overly long ones since Reddit users love their edgy paragraphs.
@@spaghetto9836 >videogame OST metal go listen to some metal with actual quality Iron Maiden, Manilla Road, Bulldozer, Slayer, and Possessed should get you started it's worth it, trust me
@@glasya-labolas437 For real, I don't think a video whose jokes are entirely based on deadpan deliveries of ironic and sarcastic terms could possibly have sarcastic remarks such as that.
Ah yes, imagine how wonderful a world of purely logical and rational thinking, filled with people as positive and kind as these redditors, would be like.
While I agree a world full of these losers would be terrible, I believe that statement is misguided as it's like saying every christian believes gays should be shot in the streets, while that is clearly not the case.
Jake is easily the best contestant, because they have a Chao plush from sonic on the stand behind them and if theirs something I know about sonic besides the majority of there fanbase being autistic its that sonic is cool.
@@lain7758 Atheists aren't like a hivemind dude, lol. Most of us are chill, and I also recognize most Christians are chill. Don't assume things about me just because of what you've seen from other atheists, let's all just chill.
Excellent video, and a fun watch along if I do say so myself. I just hate how at 4:22 I noticed the fucking Ganondorf picture put in the corner of the frame. I had to stop everything and just take a moment to process it all.
i got 6, not bad! probably scored that high because r/atheism posts show up every time i open reddit despite only being on r/animalcrossingnewhorizons and r/weeviltime and i haven't muted it because they're so entertaining
Got 9/10. Only lost to the Dark Funeral lyric, because, again, I saw it as someone angry at their family after coming out as gay. I'm shocked and slightly worried about how good I am at this, since I listen to a lot of metal, but no black metal at all!
@@rustyshackleford234it would. r/atheism has single-handedly ruined the entire image of atheism as a lack of religion. Before atheists were actual intellectuals and scientists challenging the beliefs people have held for centuries. After it’s basement dwellers and neckbeards who think they’re doing that exact thing but sound like massive edgelords in the process. Probably have at least one body pillow of their anime waifu too.
The black guy's intuition is great! I guessed as many as he did but made a different mistake. Most of the quotes were pretty understandable. I recognized Mayhem right away though)
Emo lyric or Tumblr trauma dump
Let him COOK
Real
contentious😓
That can be both, actually
quality @
Love when the guy that least looks like a black metal fan or r/atheism user gets the highest score
Average joe enters random competition, wins by landslide
to be fair it is blatantly obvious which one’s are Reddit posts
@@STOPSYPHERnot really unless you listen to black metal or you are on r/atheism
@@whenfunnydancingcockroach4625 just a metal head. Even then, it’s pretty obvious which ones are some sour weirdo on the internet rather than a song lyric.
@@whenfunnydancingcockroach4625nah it’s deductive reasoning, it’s not magic
midwest emo lyric or r/incel post
This
@crustbag did one of these but 'metal lyric or incel manifesto excerpt'
lmfao please
need to bust out the wayback machine for the incel posts
duster
After listening to black metal for 20 years i can proudly say i guessed none of the lyrics.
Vibes > Words
Maybe it was best not to know
You can listen but are you LISTENING
After à few appearances in dat kinda gigs i understood quickly i wont undastand no more... ah ah ah
@@voidfeastdat's for sure
ive been listening to black metal for a couple of years and i got 6 right. 3 band lyrics and 3 posts.
In conclusion: Redditors would make wonderful black metal musicians
alternatively: black metal musicians are the same level of maturity as redditors
They are one in the same it’s 2023 cone on now!
@@boogaloo_weedHell no, black metal musicians are some of the nicest people I’ve met, at least talking about the modern ones. Because the earlier ones were borderline insane with their extremities.
Redditors are just a bunch of degenerates who* can’t think for themselves.
Not at all. It takes soul to make good music...reddit atheists nether have souls or intellectual capability
@@boogaloo_weedalternativeternitiveternitively: Black metal musicians are athiests, if that wasn't obvious
Being a Neopunk FM fan is like being a fan of car mileage
You don't even know your car till 200k lol😅
Don’t care if that pussy got that mileage mileage
Cum
I’ve been fucking with car mileage since before I could drive so your point is valid.
@@CoffinNachtmahr why r u gatekeeping driving to such an absurd number? plenty of cars dont even last 200k miles. U dont even know existing till ur 65 years old. like what
I paused before every question and thought about it. Then the girl repeated my whole thought process and gave the same (wrong) answers as me.
me too my score was just as bad as hers lol
me too ☹️
😂 the same happened to me for the first three questions, luckily, I branched off
Seven minutes in and shes gotten everything wrong. I'm using her guesses as an indicator for what the actual answers are hahaa
same frfr
"What makes you say it's a woman?"
"They have long hair ...and are vegan."
".....interesting."
it weirdly makes a lot of sense that it took her over half the video to get a single correct answer
@@STOPSYPHERnot really
@@milkamoussse you’re literally the only person who seems to disagree. Maybe you just lack certain deductive reasoning skills or something
@@STOPSYPHER doesn't really make sense
@@milkamoussse seems to make sense to everyone but you
After listening to a lot of black metal and being chronically online it really makes things way easier because you can tell that redditors think more about the meaning of their words than black metal bands
Also bm is more likely to be ESL
> redditors
> think more about the meaning of their words
You got me there.
For me it was looking for the rhythm in the words, even if you're just screaming them you need to do it along with a beat
@@MoonManMoonMan I seen you before. didn't you get made fun of in a comment section under a political video? I'm probably misremembering alot of it
@@cheesemanmaster looking at his name u are probably not wrong.
Primus lyrics or a fever dream hallucination of a well dressed frog man telling me rich folklore tales that I had while huffing freon?
What's the difference?
Gonna have to go primus lyric on that one chief.
Primus sucks!
Wtf is freon, dawg? Breathe air and cannabis product, you're leading your brain cells into war for no reason
Or what is trout mask replica lyrics
midwest emo lyric or pedophilia confession
3rd wave emo lyric or domestic abuser quote
they're the same thing
Impossible
Come on. It’s both
Nah more like just emo or classic rock def not Midwest emo
You should get a Reddit atheist, a Christian, and a black metal enjoyer in one video.
I volunteer as reddit atheist. Sadly my reddit account is banned
it wont be fun cuz the people who do agree to go on the vid would be reasonable people xD
@@cupperskates5234 depends on how you get them to agree.
got the last two down
War would break out instantly.
The girl is so stone-faced and I fucking love it lmao
You're becoming a necrophiliac
She’s so real
6:50 fav moment
She is so still ... are they holding you hostage
7:45 lol
As a Christian, I was able to tell fairly easily which were which using what I call the "Bubble Bass Test"
Imagine Bubble bass from SpongeBob SquarePants saying each of these quotes. If it sounds like something Bubble Bass might say (if he were a hardcore atheist) It's probably a Reddit post
This is ingenious
Jon sper
thank you for pointing out that you are christian otherwise I would not have believed that you have watched spongebob
You know how certain texts in the Bible were divinely inspired? I think this qualifies as divinely inspired as well
@@OG_Ricky_CI think the traditional view is that all texts in the bible were divinely inspired, while others are direct transcripts of God.
Power metal lyrics vs Shounen Jump dialogue next please
I'd kill to see this lmao
"I WILL NOT LET YOU DESTROY MY WOOORLD!" Definitely sounds like a power metal lyric
Lemme brag for a sec. I have never listened to Black metal aside from a few mayhem songs and I scored 100%. Strangers, please be proud of me
congrats, please claim your free cookie at the gate
@@basementboy1910 Thank you! (i like cookies)
I only got 1 wrong, but that's just because I use reddit, so I know how us losers talk.
As a cringe black metaller, I have to instead call you "poser" for not listening to all of my band's demo tapes
@@JosephFuckinStalin Least gatekeepy black metal fan
r/femaledatingstrategy post or mein kampf excerpt?
Dear god that would be funny
Thats crazy
floored
One of very few reasons that book could be worth reading
Gyatdam
“I just do better when men are yelling at me”😭 what a superpower, wish that were me
Prime female genes
she bad af i would hit @@vroomkaboom108
@@vroomkaboom108wow! That was a very sane thing to say, friend!
@@nonagonguy6121 Glad you could see it, anon, very sane of you as well.
@@vroomkaboom108 Please don’t talk to me
There should be a black metal band that specifically sources all of their lyrics from r/atheism, and their music comes with a lyrics page that has all of the different posts they used, cutting out the unimportant parts for overly long ones since Reddit users love their edgy paragraphs.
I asked for another video in this format and I received it. So happy. make this a series now please. i lov neopunkfm
It *is* a series now, they're currently making a new one. since they recently posted a form to apply as a contestant on instagram.
As someone who never listened to black metal in my entire life, I can proudly say that I only got one wrong.
now I agree with the one suggesting "emo lyrics or tumblr trauma dump" because I do listen to emo music!!
@@Alice-y5c9lthat one has potential tbh, "sleep patterns" by merchant ships comes to mind
same but i got 3 wrong
I got 7/10 right, having only enjoyed metal through videogame OSTs. But they tend to be not cringe, so that's saying something.
@@spaghetto9836
>videogame OST metal
go listen to some metal with actual quality
Iron Maiden, Manilla Road, Bulldozer, Slayer, and Possessed should get you started
it's worth it, trust me
Punk lyric or Homeless ranting
This
Coming from someone who plays folk punk, I don’t see the difference between those two things
LET HIM COOK
i heart punk and yes
Being a NeoPunkFM enjoyer is like smoking myself straightedge.
I want to be friends with all three of these people.
yikes
The dark-skinned fella with a "Submarine" poster seems to be the sanest one.
same
I would like to watch them from very far away to guarantee my safety, except for the guy with the glasses, he seems chill and not an organ harvester.
I'd just bang the chick
everyone has a eva poster 😭😭😭😭
Did Katherine have one, I couldn't spot it
Neopunkfm never fails to pick the perfect contenders for each of these videos
dont think so but both guys did lol@@gonk3551
absolutely @@itzs0weezee
just look at them, of course they would
Is the girl in the video AI or a hostage
Both
Just not very bright
I know it's hard to tell because you haven't talked to a woman before but I believe she is real and not a hostage
Leave him alone, those are the only ways he has ever interacted with a woman
Not a girl
The buzzer cutting her off as she was about to say she loves Mayhem is probably the most correct and based take in this video
She really said if a band wasn't in Lords of Chaos it isn't black metal.
@@connorperrett9559aint no way💀💀💀
Calling Lords of Chaos your ''favorite movie'' and then calling Mayhem your favorite band is the worst thing I've ever heard
@@glasya-labolas437 Deathcrush and DMDS are both very solid releases, but only entry level trendchasers think of them as the best black metal band.
@@glasya-labolas437 For real, I don't think a video whose jokes are entirely based on deadpan deliveries of ironic and sarcastic terms could possibly have sarcastic remarks such as that.
There was a game few years ago called Ikea vs Death. Where you would need to guess whether it was a name of Ikea furniture or extreme metal band
The only thing worse than being a fan of black metal is other fans of black metal.
last time i checked travis scott let some people die on stage.
@@mercylavigne yes and?
@mercy Actually onstage this time? Awesome! Is it on youtube. Travy keeps leveling up nice
@@1m2a3t4t5 Ur beloved travy will have the same destiny as XXXTentatrash.
All inferior life forms are destined to this fate.
@@mercylavigneoh hey chierke pfp based
Ah yes, imagine how wonderful a world of purely logical and rational thinking, filled with people as positive and kind as these redditors, would be like.
I honestly dont know If youre joking or not
@@embeddedskeleton2154its a joke
sounds like a hellish dystopia more like.
Biblical Hell ain't got nothing on this banger
While I agree a world full of these losers would be terrible, I believe that statement is misguided as it's like saying every christian believes gays should be shot in the streets, while that is clearly not the case.
0:27 the music genuinly jumpscared me
I had headphones on jesus
When he yelled that's the joke I croaked
Johnny looks like a very sad stray dog in these gameshow videos
WHIUCH one jhonny>
'?????? sopalogies im suffeieciently fuckin stones (whjch oen jhonn?)
@@catwithfries437get rehab bro
@@catwithfries437hyperpop lyric or crossfaded youtube reply
as a catholic I got all of these correct
the Lord be with you brother
God be with you, friend in metal.
You're a better Catholic than me, that or more chronically online than me lol
as an atheist i got 7/10, damn.
this is like when atheists have a better knowledge of the bible but in reverse lol
@@arcioko2142So what you’re telling me is that- you know what nevermind.
Jake is easily the best contestant, because they have a Chao plush from sonic on the stand behind them and if theirs something I know about sonic besides the majority of there fanbase being autistic its that sonic is cool.
jake is also 🫦
@@moby11k what does this 🫦 mean 🧐
@@tr3ndy_
@@moby11k very true.
@@tr3ndy_ probably lgbt
lmao at the thought of black metal using the word "narcissistic" and implying sadism is bad
both narcissism and sadism are some of the worst qualities found in human nature
Pro millitary book or butt rock lyric or edgy instagram teenage comment or nu metal lyric
Power metal lyric or anime dialogue
The lords of chaos comment is the greatest bait to ever exist in the history of the internet
The difference is almost always that redditors have no sense of lyricism
Because they're not writing lyrics lmao
or sence of anything lol! but being honest, you don't neet lyricism for write black metal either lol!
@@MonsieurFeshehey, we can also pretend that your serious texts are actually fables or sth, you guys do it all the time
@@lain7758 Atheists aren't like a hivemind dude, lol. Most of us are chill, and I also recognize most Christians are chill. Don't assume things about me just because of what you've seen from other atheists, let's all just chill.
@@MonsieurFeshe It's been a while since I saw someone being nice in here
Black metal really is the r/atheism of music
7/10 and +1 bonus because I guessed when Kat would slam her hands on the table.
The fact that the woman who clearly loves black metal got the first 3 wrong in a row lmao
There is some menacing energy to the shots where the interviewer(s?) and the contest are both directly facing camera. I dig it.
as a non believer who respects every religion and doesnt use reddit i got 7 right
How many were posts and how many lyrics? I wonder.
Me but only because i knew a bunch of these songs 😭😭
Do you respect Esoteric Hitlerism?
@@atavism-dreamabsolutely
Dope Sewerslvt pfp
As someone who loves black metal, black metal lyrics are some of the worst I've ever seen
realest shit
That's the magic & charm of the genre
being a fan of neopunkfm is like being black
What
Yes
true
Yeah
autism
Your interviewees look like a poly couple.
Best comment
Bruh I just fucking died
Does it still count as a couple or would throuple be better
@@leoncorbett4553 It's an abomination, call it what you will.
poly triple
One of the most sad places on Reddit, apart from everything on there
absolutely crazy comment my guy
All of Reddit is a sad place.
@@therealspeedwagon1451 not really
there's plenty sadder places
@@vibaj16 99%
Now for the real challenge,
Mega church sermon or Warhammer 40K Imperium quote?
That sounds awesome
Please tell me those three are in a band and are an industry plant ❤
skramz lyric or Nietzsche passage
1:24 SMOKE DETECTOR BEEP
LMFAO the jokes write themselves
5:55
WHY IS THAT STEREOTYPE SO TRUE THE HELL
lmaoooooo
@@RealGMoneyCracka orimar
Rap lyrics or criminal confession
I got a perfect score I am a catholic 64 year old woman
Looking at your channel, I highly doubt that.
@@matthewjones39Her body may be old but her mind is still young
to a fault.
your channel looks like it was made by a 12 year old. Also I doubt an eldery catholic woman would be watching videos like this on youtube
@@I_like_your_handle_Mister Her body is young too. Unless a young mind magically makes your voice young too
why would you even lie about that
I love how his accent becomes American when he starts talking in a depressed/bored/all-around negative tone
why is everyone hot tho
idea: chilli peppers lyric or quotes of a person having a stroke
Excellent video, and a fun watch along if I do say so myself. I just hate how at 4:22 I noticed the fucking Ganondorf picture put in the corner of the frame. I had to stop everything and just take a moment to process it all.
Wait yeah why is he there
i got 6, not bad! probably scored that high because r/atheism posts show up every time i open reddit despite only being on r/animalcrossingnewhorizons and r/weeviltime and i haven't muted it because they're so entertaining
Got 9/10. Only lost to the Dark Funeral lyric, because, again, I saw it as someone angry at their family after coming out as gay. I'm shocked and slightly worried about how good I am at this, since I listen to a lot of metal, but no black metal at all!
Nirvana lyric or suicide note
nah...
i already watched this 6900 times and can firmly say this is a neopunkfm classic!
my gradient of purple is better
@@thecolorpurple4807 true
I like how the shirt of the guy on the left has the word autistic on it but nobody can tell because of how unintelligible it is
Bro I thought it said r/autism, now it makes sense.
Same thing
A Quote From a X Rated Film, Or a r/AskReddit Post
As someone who doesn’t listen to black metal or uses Reddit I can say I got every single one right
R/atheism is the most hilarious sub i have ever seen lmaoo
I think if it didn’t exist, then atheism would be more popular lmao
@@rustyshackleford234 r/atheism turned people christian
If ever there was a reason to turn to religion it would be r/atheism
In this moment,
I am euphoric.
@@rustyshackleford234it would. r/atheism has single-handedly ruined the entire image of atheism as a lack of religion. Before atheists were actual intellectuals and scientists challenging the beliefs people have held for centuries. After it’s basement dwellers and neckbeards who think they’re doing that exact thing but sound like massive edgelords in the process. Probably have at least one body pillow of their anime waifu too.
the guy with the crazy hair, i'd get into black metal just for a chance of marrying him.
Me too.
@@therealspeedwagon1451 buddy, hes mine.
Me too.
Why do so many people like femboys
I would be glad if you could tell me what you find attractive about him
god this channel is so fucking good
edit: evolution this channel is so fucking good
the tone from the intro into the cut to your dead eyes in the dark gave me whiplash.
Being forced to go to church every weekend definitely made me think my parents were my opps.
I wanted to go to church every Sunday lmao. Still do, I play guitar in the worship band
Amazing content as usual. The shoenice clip is what made me give you a like.
you really value your likes
Hip hop lyric or police confession (in the honour of doom)
All caps when you spell the man name
@@pompshuffle562 shut your trap, save it for the bitches
Hopefully this doesn’t get taken down
I love how Rudy is just sitting in the background with his face paint on. So cute!
Dude don't edit in shoenice jumpscares without a trigger warning. Now i feel compelled to eat a cactus drowned in everclear smh my head 😵😩😣
is he still alive?
@@morpheuslaughing damned to roam earth for eternity, bound to gluttonous self flagellation, he was never truly 'alive' as we know it
Underground hip hop lyric or r/CrackheadCraigslist post
0:52 yo this person knows every answer
As a Christian who has never listened to Black/ heavy metal before and doesnt own reddit, I got all of them right
This is such a nerdy thing to say, but I knew the first one was a song lyric because it is in perfect iambic pentameter. lol
Same
bladee lyric or /r/spirituality post
Jhony straight edge is so cool, he kinda makes me wanna quit substance abuse
It’s funny cus black metal artists do act and write and create art like they’re still 14-16
That’s the charm 👍
Yo, you even got Gus Fring in your show, that's cool.
Despite never actively listening to black metal, nor ever going to r/atheism, somehow got all 10 lmao
Same
Y’all should do this live on stream with viewers or something
TOOL lyric or instructional manual
I didn't expect this video to be so funny. Thanks for the great content!
I love that you have 3 different people with 3 different personality types:
-Emo/Metal fan
-Redditor
- *_woman_*
Its more like this:
Terminally online femboy
Woman who likes metal
Some black guy
@@CouscousEnjoyerand of course the couscous enjoyer is right, to a fellow couscous enjoyer. 🤝
Would be funny if one of the redditors here would turn out to actually produce black metal, or be in a band, or at least be into black metal.
The black guy's intuition is great! I guessed as many as he did but made a different mistake. Most of the quotes were pretty understandable. I recognized Mayhem right away though)
Shit post or mass killer manifesto?
PLEASE
Alternative title: goth girl, femboy and a man in shower cap laugh at redditors
This poor girl 😭 They will NOT STOP on her bro it hurts to see
Recognizing these over and over makes me wish I could've been available for this one
convinced evil is chronically online
this one was tough to get through 💯
This video feels like it came from an alternate dimension
are we going to do Power Metal lyrics or fantasy novel passages?
I gotta say the dude with ponytails and headphones is pretty cute