After Breathe% I'm mildly worried CJ's next idea is going to be something like "Mario Odyssey but every time I bonk the pendulum swings closer to my head" or something.
The dude restricts his brain from oxygen and then hammers it with alcohol, wonder if theres going to be lasting effects. Wild stuff cj, hope you're okay
BGM list (Would love to see these officially come with videos in the future!): Intro, 29:02, 31:00: Title Screen - Mario Artist: Talent Studio 4:13, 4:45 Steam Gardens: Sherm Sector - Super Mario Odyssey 5:41 New Donk Nights: City Hall - Super Mario Odyssey 6:43 New Donk City - Super Mario Odyssey 9:27 Battling the Broodals - Super Mario Odyssey 10:26 Honeylune Ridge - Super Mario Odyssey 11:54 Break Free (Lead the Way) - Super Mario Odyssey 18:46 Bowser's Castle - Mario Sports Mix 20:20, 23:08, 29:07, 33:29 Chasing Down Bowser - Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury
@@awakener-s3l The difficulty of finding songs usually varies based on my knowledge of songs All of the Odyssey music was easy to find because of the in-game context (and I've 100%ed it multiple times lol), I've casually listened to some Bowser's Fury music, and I actually happen to really like Mario Artist: Talent Studio's music Still have no clue what 18:46 is unfortunately ("Talent Gallery" from Talent Studio goes hard by the way, and there's also multiple games in the Mario Artist series if you're interested in the music)
i was in the stream for "dont breathe%" In lake kingdom i said that i had won a round of fortnite for no reason (i did) and 3 people in chat congratulated me and it made me feel happy.
You might have an easier time replacing the shotgun with a shot of an alcohol with higher proof. Less liquid, but if you choose your liquor right it'll be the same alcohol content. Keeps the spirit of the run without killing your stomach with liquid.
@@binbag4203 if you're irresponsible, it can be, since it's easier to consume large amounts of alcohol and that can give you alcohol poisoning. But if you keep track of when and how much alcohol you're consuming, it shouldn't be any more dangerous than what he already did. CJ was already keeping track of that, so he should be fine.
@ it’s about the amount of liquid, needed to be safe while drinking. I guess if he made sure to drink enough water to balance it out it would’ve been fine but then he still would’ve ended up with his stomach too full.
0:40 if you were wondering why CJ was laughing seemingly out of the blue there, just know that during the stream, he had one idea that he thought was so bad/questionable, it should never see the light of day
everyone's saying "oh he could die from no air!" what's actually happening is his cells are slowly suffocating! and since neurons don't really repair themselves, he's basically just giving himself brain damage!
To feel the pain that you went through I held my breath for the entirety of the don’t breathe% and paused the video every time I had to breathe. This was a fun challenge but I respect you for doing it for over and hour and a half.
I’m not a swimmer swimmer but when I was little whenever I was in a pool I would always challenge myself to swim from one side of the pool to the other and back underwater. It was tough but I still do it
I think one way to make the breath% more strategy heavy and less endangering is to make it so, instead of having to hold your breath until a cutscene, you can breath whenever you want as long as you take your hands off the controller
Suggestion: Election% Your goal is to win as many electoral votes as possible. Your opponent is Luigi. Every kingdom you must roll a wheel to see if it goes to you or your opponent. You must rally in different parts in the kingdom to increase the piece of the wheel in your favor. For example if you rally in sand kingdom then the slice of the wheel moves up 5% in your favor, but to make it a little more difficult you can’t take over the entire wheel for the kingdom, give Luigi some chance to win the kingdom, even if it a very tiny slice of the wheel. Here are the electoral votes of each kingdom: Cap: 20 electoral votes Cascade: 4 electoral votes Sand: 30 electoral votes Lake: 6 electoral votes Wooded: 5 electoral votes Cloud: 3 electoral votes Lost: 3 electoral votes Metro: 54 electoral votes Snow: 10 electoral votes Seaside: 9 electoral votes Luncheon: 15 electoral votes Ruined: 3 electoral votes Bowser’s: 3 electoral votes Moon: 3 electoral votes Dark side: 3 electoral votes Darker side: 3 electoral votes 87 needed to win You could also play this speedrun with like smant or someone else to make it more interesting
25:50 I think it makes sense to try the online in an old game to see if the servers are good enough etc. because you'd risk backlash if you release a new game and one major selling point is online play, but your servers can't handle it.
breathe% then drinking afterwards was wild. you could've passed out im surprised you kept going. Once that "I can feel it already" it means you're in the good buzz mood lol, its the best feeling until you pass that limit and you start to forget
"I thought this would take an hour and 15 minutes" bro even your normal challenge runs take a standard 2 hours, and you thought you would be faster drunk? then again, you were drunk when you said that.
at first i was confused about the repeat run in the middle, but considering what the first and last ones were it makes sense now that cj would want a less physically tasking one for a break squeezed in there
I remembered seeing someone attempt to do FNAF Security Breach Ruin drink challenge. If they got scared from something, they have to drink a shot and literally the player got scared so much during the prologue before he got to actually play the game. He failed like so.
I feel like he should have been a lot more worried about the health of breath% and comparatively less worried about drink%. 9 drinks in two and half hours will probably have you feel like shit but consistently depriving your brain of oxygen could be a lot worse.
okay but the RGB on the controllers is awesome
real
@@MythicalJam1 *battery low*
Truee
trueee, it creates all the dopamine
What does the battery do that? Usually it doesn't do it more than twice.
After Breathe% I'm mildly worried CJ's next idea is going to be something like "Mario Odyssey but every time I bonk the pendulum swings closer to my head" or something.
Bonk head into wall in-game = Bonk head into wall irl
you're cooking
Get jigsaw on the case
Giving him ideas
stop giving him ideas
The dude restricts his brain from oxygen and then hammers it with alcohol, wonder if theres going to be lasting effects. Wild stuff cj, hope you're okay
perhaps the true speedrun was Brain Damage% all along
@@peequillI know this is a joke, but if he actually got braindamage, you'd feel like such an asshole.
Can I Beat Mario Odyssey While Being Lobotomised
Bro chill😅 lasting effects is crazy. Did hope he took some big breaks between these runs tho
"wonder if theres going to be lasting effects" from taking deep breaths and drinking twisted tea 💀
BGM list (Would love to see these officially come with videos in the future!):
Intro, 29:02, 31:00: Title Screen - Mario Artist: Talent Studio
4:13, 4:45 Steam Gardens: Sherm Sector - Super Mario Odyssey
5:41 New Donk Nights: City Hall - Super Mario Odyssey
6:43 New Donk City - Super Mario Odyssey
9:27 Battling the Broodals - Super Mario Odyssey
10:26 Honeylune Ridge - Super Mario Odyssey
11:54 Break Free (Lead the Way) - Super Mario Odyssey
18:46 Bowser's Castle - Mario Sports Mix
20:20, 23:08, 29:07, 33:29 Chasing Down Bowser - Super Mario 3D World + Bowser's Fury
How tf do you find all of these
@@awakener-s3l The difficulty of finding songs usually varies based on my knowledge of songs
All of the Odyssey music was easy to find because of the in-game context (and I've 100%ed it multiple times lol), I've casually listened to some Bowser's Fury music, and I actually happen to really like Mario Artist: Talent Studio's music
Still have no clue what 18:46 is unfortunately
("Talent Gallery" from Talent Studio goes hard by the way, and there's also multiple games in the Mario Artist series if you're interested in the music)
@@ChristopherMoom
The one at 18:46 is Bowser's Castle from Mario Sports Mix (also, these types of comments are always handy for finding music!)
@@hypeber7934 Thanks for the support! The list is now complete
whoever decided to use Mario Artist music are based
who’s idea was it to try and kill cj😭
@@heeho6942 idk
CJ
@@heeho6942 cj's
The FBI
You can't die from holding your breath
i was in the stream for "dont breathe%" In lake kingdom i said that i had won a round of fortnite for no reason (i did) and 3 people in chat congratulated me and it made me feel happy.
👍 nice job
This is gonna be a weird ass compliment, but cj, you have some of the best screams I’ve ever heard in the internet
True!
He sounds a lot like Jerry from Tom and Jerry at times.
agreed, and they're always the same
So true, lol. He's got that cartoon ahh scream.
@@anoukdevries8144it’s so funny you say that rn because Tom and Jerry just came one the tv
big agree on this one, top tier scream
"Mario odyssey but I asphyxiate myself" would be a hard video title
I adore CJ’s total dad pose while shotgunning twisted tea. Absolutely god tier energy
so trueeee
You might have an easier time replacing the shotgun with a shot of an alcohol with higher proof. Less liquid, but if you choose your liquor right it'll be the same alcohol content. Keeps the spirit of the run without killing your stomach with liquid.
Definitely the route I would've taken but I have a strong gag reflex so don't like shotgunning anyway
that sounds more dangerous
@@binbag4203 if you're irresponsible, it can be, since it's easier to consume large amounts of alcohol and that can give you alcohol poisoning. But if you keep track of when and how much alcohol you're consuming, it shouldn't be any more dangerous than what he already did. CJ was already keeping track of that, so he should be fine.
@ it’s about the amount of liquid, needed to be safe while drinking. I guess if he made sure to drink enough water to balance it out it would’ve been fine but then he still would’ve ended up with his stomach too full.
Dude the joy cons yelling low battery over and over again during the drinking run made me laugh so hard.
0:40 if you were wondering why CJ was laughing seemingly out of the blue there, just know that during the stream, he had one idea that he thought was so bad/questionable, it should never see the light of day
I need to know so bad
What was it??
don’t make me check the vod
@@TheMarinaDiamandislet me know what it was
@@hornkneeeee laxative%
29:08 "you are my top 5 lesbians of all time" so true, tony
@@kupicx_0 so glad I’m not the only one that saw that
I'm also glad I'm not the only one that saw that.
They must've been playing along with the drinking.
Lmfao so true.
I'm glad I got to see this comment, cuz I didn't saw that.
CJ put his life in danger TWICE for this video. If this isn’t dedication, I don’t know what is.
I know right, those bottle flips were dangerous!
unrelated but the weezer pfp is goated ngl
Love the pfp
The "DON'T BREATHE" segments look like they're telling us not to breathe, too 😂
I think so, I played along with it. He sped it up too to make it easier for us
Yeah me too ^
the ominous "DON'T BREATHE" text is getting to me
@@silvernull a
Pro tip for don't breath run: Drink beet juice beforehand as it makes your body use oxygen less when holding your breath
I learn something every day, damn
How does that work?
"cj you're not drunk, you're just being silly" I'm stealing that for future use.
Lol same
"just die already "
"shut up"
"it's just ridiculous like i get it"
"seriously stop"
"it doesnt wanna die it's like its begging for its life"
-cj 2024
27:31 "I need a second" break lasted 12 minutes
oxygen_addict69 right up under the camera as he announces "don't breathe any%"
Coincidence I think not
Even when not breathing CJ can still beat the game 7 minutes faster than I can
Cj being like, "im gonna shotgun five drinks *responsibly*"
everyone's saying "oh he could die from no air!" what's actually happening is his cells are slowly suffocating! and since neurons don't really repair themselves, he's basically just giving himself brain damage!
Don’t forget the fact that he did a drinking speed run right after 💀
CJ: DO NOT TRY THIS AT HOME
Me: *currently holding my breath
Bros been straight up SUFFERING for this channel, we appreciate you CJ
Feels like the light version of "don't breathe" would be "don't speak". A not too entertaining idea, but it could save your life.
I thought the "don't breathe" one was gonna be "you can only move while holding your breath", so I was very surprised at the actual challenge
0:31 CJ can never have a new best video. Nothing will ever top his wisdom tooth removal video
Can I say that I appreciate the overly confident jokes more than the self deprecation jokes?
@@FanOfZigzagoon You can and you should
27:26 Don't be distracted from the fact that that "second" was twelve minutes long
Wow, that first challenge looked really fun, I should totally try that at home.
Those drinking rules were psychotic.
The drinks he used had a quite low alcohol concentration.
@Reaktron88 Right. I'm more referring to the amount of liquid he had to chug.
the person in chat going "why are you doing this again" made me laugh. accurate for the entire video honestly
CJ only drinking things like Smirnoff Screwdriver and Twisted Tea is one of the most “that tracks” moments of all-time…
"Mario Odyssey except I torture myself in 3 different ways"
To feel the pain that you went through I held my breath for the entirety of the don’t breathe% and paused the video every time I had to breathe. This was a fun challenge but I respect you for doing it for over and hour and a half.
34:31 I was NOT prepared for cjya to sing hamilton
What I will remember of this video : BUARHHHH HOOOOOOH
And then CJ proceeded to have breathing problems after the no breathing challenge
As a swimmer, I understand the pain of the No breath%😭😭
I’m not a swimmer swimmer but when I was little whenever I was in a pool I would always challenge myself to swim from one side of the pool to the other and back underwater. It was tough but I still do it
As an ACTUAL swimmer I can agree with this statement
18:23 "You're so strong and handsome" - Cjya (2024)
Also ily but I was so scared the entire video, hope ur ok.
My man can hold his breath for lowkey impressive lengths of time, it seems
for the first speedrun he was around 35 mins off actual wr like AND it’s in cant breath%
i mean it doesnt make the run much slower
You should try Smallant%. The only rule is that you beat the game, but everything you say must be a lie. Nothing you say can be true.
@@ezekielanderson9055 Did Smallant do something that I'm not aware of?
@@bekfaststealer2660 He often lies
😂😂😂😂😂
I think one way to make the breath% more strategy heavy and less endangering is to make it so, instead of having to hold your breath until a cutscene, you can breath whenever you want as long as you take your hands off the controller
Here’s a fun idea! Try doing every Mario game but every time you get hit you move on to the next
Whoever in chat said "cj you should get some everclear" is a CRIMINAL
Suggestion: Election%
Your goal is to win as many electoral votes as possible. Your opponent is Luigi. Every kingdom you must roll a wheel to see if it goes to you or your opponent. You must rally in different parts in the kingdom to increase the piece of the wheel in your favor. For example if you rally in sand kingdom then the slice of the wheel moves up 5% in your favor, but to make it a little more difficult you can’t take over the entire wheel for the kingdom, give Luigi some chance to win the kingdom, even if it a very tiny slice of the wheel. Here are the electoral votes of each kingdom:
Cap: 20 electoral votes
Cascade: 4 electoral votes
Sand: 30 electoral votes
Lake: 6 electoral votes
Wooded: 5 electoral votes
Cloud: 3 electoral votes
Lost: 3 electoral votes
Metro: 54 electoral votes
Snow: 10 electoral votes
Seaside: 9 electoral votes
Luncheon: 15 electoral votes
Ruined: 3 electoral votes
Bowser’s: 3 electoral votes
Moon: 3 electoral votes
Dark side: 3 electoral votes
Darker side: 3 electoral votes
87 needed to win
You could also play this speedrun with like smant or someone else to make it more interesting
There's nothing better than seeing the desperation in finding a good youtube video concept. I gotta respect the content creation grind.
There’s an assassin in his subscribers🧍
25:50 I think it makes sense to try the online in an old game to see if the servers are good enough etc. because you'd risk backlash if you release a new game and one major selling point is online play, but your servers can't handle it.
cjcatya spotted 2:59-3:01
oxygen_addict69 appearing in chat right as cj says "dont breathe%" was wild
with a shortage of breathing, this could really help push him to get a new PB record
brain damage%
breathe% then drinking afterwards was wild. you could've passed out im surprised you kept going. Once that "I can feel it already" it means you're in the good buzz mood lol, its the best feeling until you pass that limit and you start to forget
Dont breath % was the quietest ive ever seen CJ
drunk CJ was absolutely hilarious
I was no prepared for the “don’t breathe” part at 4 minutes or so and decided to participate without taking a breath and immediately regretted it
pain% every time u get a moon, slap yourself hard in the face
I always knew CJ was a man of quality and as soon as i saw the smirnoff ice screwdriver it only confirmed it
“OMG I need a second”
12 minutes go by
Bro casually invented the most diabolical ways of torture
watching cj not breathe i have to constantly remind myself that i CAN breathe and even then i still feel lightheaded just watching
11:51 UNDERTALE LAST BREATH REFRENCE!?!?
The return of my favorite format 😢
34:32 Oh, my... I didn't know cj was chill like that. ELISAAA!!!
"I thought this would take an hour and 15 minutes" bro even your normal challenge runs take a standard 2 hours, and you thought you would be faster drunk?
then again, you were drunk when you said that.
i couldn't even hold my breath along with him during the sped up sections, this man's lung capacity is impressive
Big fan of Cj-Slowly-Dies-of-Asphyxiation%, would love to see the run optimized.
I WONT LIE AS SOMEONE WHO AS BAD ASTHMA THE DONT BREATHE SEGMENT LOOKED MORE LIKE TRHEAT THEN ANYTHING
Are you still alive?
@@Asrieldreemurr283 YES EVIDENTLY
@@YGNLightmusic I had to make sure you didn’t actually try it and die😭😭
@@Asrieldreemurr283 PLZ I WONT DIE LIKE THAT WOULD BE DUMB
at first i was confused about the repeat run in the middle, but considering what the first and last ones were it makes sense now that cj would want a less physically tasking one for a break squeezed in there
RUclips is gonna age restrict this lmao (but drunk CJ is gold)
@3:01 your cat is so cute exploring one of your shelves
Haha not breathing is a pretty funny run idea. Surely it can’t get more unhinged than that.
LOVED THIS! hilarious and I think you're one of my favorite streamers and thank you so much for this!
In the first few minutes cj proves why he is the master of bonks
Imagine he got drunk first before the Don't Breathe %. It'd turn into a 'Don't Puke/Pass out' challenge.
RIP Cj oh my god I thought the first run would kill him, but the third one?!
bungee jumping mario odyssey but every time I bonk the rope gets thinner
I remember when FearsomeFire did No Breathing% years ago
Cutter needs to write ,,bonk" every time cj bonks again
when cjya gets in his introspective bag turns to jazz and makes a collab album with the alchemist
as an asthmatic, that first challenge would actually kill me
I feel like a better version of don't breathe is not breathing in kingdoms with no atmosphere, or underwater.
I’m trying to figure out how he can hold his breath for so long I couldn’t do it in 4x speed 😂
technically, when bonking you lose control of mario, so you should be able to breathe during that split second
Drunk Cj is so funny hahahah You should do this (responsibly) more often hahahaha
I remembered seeing someone attempt to do FNAF Security Breach Ruin drink challenge. If they got scared from something, they have to drink a shot and literally the player got scared so much during the prologue before he got to actually play the game. He failed like so.
I loved being stupid for the video😂 (28:52)
Hey, funny seeing you here…😂
wow, small world
For real
We need a race of going rejected speedruns. Like fir vs CJ
I ended up playing along with no breath and slowing down the speed up sections to experience what he was going through
The drinking speedrun should be a race with friends
I feel like he should have been a lot more worried about the health of breath% and comparatively less worried about drink%. 9 drinks in two and half hours will probably have you feel like shit but consistently depriving your brain of oxygen could be a lot worse.
cjya: im not drunk also cjya:oh zas a drink izint iles en meur
Fire video just watched the entire thing 🔥🔥🔥🔥
He was really immersed in lake kingdom on the breathe %
as someone who was never able to get drunk, i wonder how it is and for me he felt like cj was a very light drinker ahahah
For the sake of your editor, you should have a mod where the word bonk displays on screen every time Mario bonks on a wall.
At times I genuinely thought I was about to see CJ pass out on camera