All I can hear in my head are All of Rod Stewart’s love songs, Venus neptunium love stories. He’s the dreamiest watch his every expression , he is a master at creating dreamy illusions.
Your stories 😂 are the 😆 best. 🤣 Not only am I LOL but how you relate the stories to the astrology helps me understand the energy deeper and practically. Thank you!!
'Fun or joy by the water like going boating' - my brother is taking me out in his boat for the very first time tomorrow as a belated birthday treat! Can't remember the last time I went out in a boat - how amazing is that?! Spot on as always, Acyuta, and love your stories!
Love your stories by the way! My entire experience with this transit has been one of extremes… things not being as they appear. Light meeting dark… opening your emotional clothes closet anticipating finding beauty and harmony and finding chaos. Big work but big shifts too💃🏼🕺🏽
I literally cried I laughed so hard at your story. My husband is Chinese and he told me about those "special spas" and I had no idea they existed either until he let me know. XD They're more common than you'd think...
Acupressure is fabulous . It is the form used before needles . It releases toxic gasses along the meridians, like turning on the light switch In your home and allows the energy to flow freely throughout the meridians . Balancing the yin and yang ☯️. Jin shin do , Iona Teagarden or Mary Brewmeister’s , methods are the soft touch version . Also from India are the “Marma Points “ on the face, all open the flow of energy to the meridians.
Great story. Strange coincidence re: the film labyrinth & Bowie. In the movie tarot deck, the moon is the goblin king Bowie. The moon in tarot itself is a Venus trine Neptune opposite Pluto. An beautiful illusion at night, with hidden objectives in the night. Thank you. This helped me in my tarot teachings👏love it.
I was watching your video from two years ago where this same trine and opposition happened, and Mercury was also in retrograde at the time! I just knew you'd be covering it again today
Omg acupressure is awesome. The first time I received I was drooling at the end and unable to even write a check after the treatment. It was one of the most amazing experiences of my life. I actually considered becoming an acupressurist. I was fully clothed. Total healing experience that I’ll never forget. It’s legit
Scorpio Rising with Neptune and Venus. Neptune and I has been having hard uncomfortable conversations. No, more rose colored glasses. Last night, my grandfather came to visit me in my dream. It was the second time, he has visited since his passing. He was talking to me about twins. There are no twins on either side of my family.
Oh wow that massage story!!! yesterday (transit venus in my 3rd, trine neptune 11th). i was walking around my city and went into a small cute vintage pin up clothing story and no one was in there but the old front desk lady/ owner. she wanted me to leave my drink on her desk before i look around the store. I remembered how the day before my friend told my this horrid story of their friend who got their drink laced. my friend told me never to leave my drink anywhere. So i told the lady no thanks, she tried reassuring me but i was like no, and left. I'm not saying she had bad intentions but people need to realize that doing that requires trust now days. Just how me being in a small store with only the owner also requires trust. We trust strangers all the time, without realizing it. I have natal venus-neptune myself with venus in the 12th. especially with transit neptune 11th, its something im always aware and cautious of.
Loved the story 😂 reminds me of the scene in the original Revenge of the Pink Panther with Peter Sellers where Kato thinks he's dead and turns inspector Clouseau's apartment into a "Chinese nookie" factory 😂😂...the best part is when inspector Clouseau gets introduced to "Tanya the lotus eater"😂😂🙏🙏
Going boating with friends tonight! It's also my birthday on Sunday and I've got some nice things scheduled:- tennis with my mom, farmers' market with friends, and picnic with extended family. Should be a lovely weekend.
Oh no... as a massage therapist, your story was so hard for me to hear. I know you can laugh at it, but I am so sorry you had that experience. I'm glad you had a history of real therapeutic massage to compare it to. There is such a stigma and it really is a shame.
As I said before you are incredible talented, you are people person a great story teller you could keep people listening to you for hours and very funny too😂😂
Great story! I have Venus exactly squaring my moon in the 8th and then trining Pluto in my first house and sextiling (is that a word?) Neptune in my third in my natal chart and throughout my life I’ve been mostly in unrequited love. There’s a high degree of illusion - mostly of my own creation. Even within the relationships I’ve actually had. Since Saturn entered my 4th house where my sun is in Capricorn in 2017 (and pluto is now on my IC) this has been blown apart for me to see and understand. I’ve essentially travelled through my own underworld (shadow) in order to break these patterns so I can have a love that’s reciprocated. I think now Saturn is crossing back and forth over my venus and Uranus is conjunct my moon it’s bringing this part of my journey to a conclusion. This transit is relevant because venus opposing Pluto is on my mid heaven and it’s the same day as the solstice when the sun lights up my 0 degrees natal saturn. It feels a bit like fireworks!
Well about 10 years ago, I lived across the street from one and has a Radiology transcirptionist (the only) for Olympia Med Center in downtown LA I could not not work. When my back seized on me, I went over, and was greeted at the door by a guy AS LARGE AS THE DOOR, but I was almost in tears and the young lady gestured like, can I take her? and I looked at him with tears and he nodded...Now granted she was in white short shorts, but I was in soooo much pain I didn't pay much mind or to the guy that walked by me and dramatically grabbed his back:) but I will say she was absolutely the best massage I ever had (I was celibate at the time and had I known I should have asked for a happy ending, well IDK maybe I would have! LOL) she hopped on my back and OMG it was great. I had to go back one more time a few weeks later. It was only a few days afterr that I drove by as they 'busted' them. I was like oh wow and my credit card is on file 2x! LOL
😂😂oh Adam, your stories are really hilarous. 😂 Well I think I've live that kind of energy more often Than I wish. I have Neptune in the first house in scorpio.
😂 loved your story! I will definitely be conscious of this transit. Pluto is transiting my MC so I'm watching out for the energy. Love the office by the way, I'm in the process of getting mine together as well 💟 Namaste' 🕯️
You crack me up on some of your really invasive or interesting experiences. I have a Neptune in Scorpio trine Venus in cancer trine my Pisces moon. Sun square Pluto as well Natally. I have experienced that same issue with a male message specialist in the past. It really creeped me out, but you let it go. Anyways, your stories are so funny. You cracking up makes me crack up. My husbands says what are you laughing at! Lol. I told him I listen to an astrologer on RUclips who tells these hilarious life experiences as examples of the daily astrology. But they are real stories about his daily life. He said ok great. Lol. Thanks for sharing. It brings joy to my day. Blessings sent to you and your family. ✌️😁🙏🙏
The problem is not really that opposition, but the Pluto in Capricorn, and anything else in Capricorn. Capricorn brings dark and heavy situations, and if Venus is blocked by it, you get really shady and agressive blockage of love, and also deadly. Good you escaped it, because they may as well bring you into a coffin.
Love accupressure, and shiatsu! Your story made me laugh, glad she didnt directly ask if you wanted a Happy Ending, but I gather these energies are more subtle. I listened while drinking a fruity beverage in my spa (cold water, its how I beat the heatwave instead of staying inside with A/C). I am feeling terribly romantic, but wonder if its all been an illusion. I know how my heart feels and all the songs that have been randomly playing attest to it being real. (Native Venus in Libra, water dominant)
😂 Another very funny story! We went to the Turkish bath on lower east side as part of anniversary - some famous action movie shot there. I ended up with a Migraine upon leaving and threw up in their lobby bathroom - so embarrassing. I am certain something watery was going on in my chart - overwhelming. Off to the beach on Monday with my sisters - yay! Labyrinth - so good. Thank you for this talk today!
Intresting about the Venus Neptune trine my son, whom I haven't seen since a few months before the pandemic , he is coming up to see me Saturday. Can't wait to see him..
oh, I can’t believe I didn’t see this lol, yesterday my friend and I went to a pride event in Miami! an event centered on community and togetherness while also kind of an insane party with alcohol and other stuff that could surely be more on the more Neptune side ! it was hard on my wallet and my body, but it was really refreshing overall
I was really hoping this transit would amend or soften the Mars Pluto opposition which may end up being as bad as I dreaded. Mars and now Venus will be conjunct my natal Saturn. My mom is having ovarian cysts removed on Monday and this lunar lady cycle is kicking my butt as well. I worry I might end up in the hospital too…
🤣 Hahahah. I love your stories. I had a similar experience at a massage parlor back in 2015. I went for a couples massage and I knew the minute we pulled into the strip mall space, that it was not going to be your ordinary massage, lol. My intuition certainly didn’t fail 😅😂. Long story short, she ended up sitting on my head, after basically shoving my face down on the bed and commanding me to be still, then proceeded to grind herself on my head🤦🏼♀️. Thank goodness I also have a darker sense of humor because after I asked WTF just happened numerous times, all I could do was just laugh hysterically. I left hurting worse than I went in. My neck definitely didn’t get the love I was expecting. I still laugh to this day thinking back on it 😅😂. I wish I had been following astrology back then, I’m sure it would have correlated to a similar aspect. LOL.
This was the first video of yours I watched. You got my sub after that story 🤣🤣🤣 I have a natal whole sign and loosely trine from a "quasi-stellium" with my Mars, Sun and Venus in the 10th to my Neptune in the 2nd... Many people (usually men) often describe me as dreamy. I also look deceptively much younger and more innocent than I am. I tend to daydream and imagine a lot. My Pluto is actually exactly sextile my Mars... But I haven't quite figured out that impact yet. Pluto is in my 12th house, so that makes sense 😅
I have this exact combination in my Natal chart. Interestingly, I have sort of a similar story in a massage room when I was like 11-12 years old and another one when I was an adult.
So cool. I'm born with Pluto conjunct my Libra ascendant which is in a tight sextiles to Neptune. On the evening of the 18 I was lying in my room in the middle of Rome, close to campo di fiori and all the bars in the back streets, in the middle of the night listening to drunk guys literally howling at the moon for hours several nights in a row-- the curfew had just ended, people were nuts. I'd been perfectly happy there, not too worried about it but all of a sudden I had a clear thought-- it wouldn't be such a bad thing to live somewhere else. There was also a lot of garbage around all the time. And the seagulls screamed like irate chimpanzees from about 2-3am... Crazy times haha No big deal, just a thought. The next morning the manager told me they were opening back up to nightly rates and I'd need to find another place. So I spent the weekend smoking weed and messaging rooms and by Monday I had a way better flat for cheaper. Boom. Neptunian drunks, weed, sordid, garbage, an affront to my Venusian ASC. Plus, my life transformed overnight... The new place has a view that could break a heart, so pretty. Venus/Neptune/Pluto action ❤️
I just went on a first date with an amazing, sweet guy (who's a cancer btw) and the connection is incredible. We are going out again this weekend... so yup Venus-Neptune in full force. Hopefully it won't burn too fast too bright and become overwhelming next week with Pluto lol.
Listening to the description of these 2 transits reminds me of that scene in finding Nemo with the angler fish. Being lured in by something beautiful and makes you feel at peace in the dark...then all of a sudden..lots of teeth😂
I love Acupuncture. I'm using now for frozen shoulder and vascular system. I used 30 yrs ago for thyroid. Great for many things....I don't take off my clothes. Just wear jog bra..... Your funny.😋😋😋❤️🌄🦋🌞🌞
Pluto transiting my 1st house opposing my natal Cancer moon with a Natal Pisces Venus in my 2nd with the rest of my Pisces Mars, Jupiter, North Node stellium. I experienced the transit this way. On vacation had a delightful Venusian day, visiting art galleries, craft beer brewery, delightful conversations with like minded people and ending the day with dinner at an excellent Thai place only to find that the hotel we rented was decidedly underworldish in esthetics and atmosphere… ok …it was a dump with a paint job and clean sheets! I had a big ole cry baby melt down before my husband and I started making jokes about the absurdity of the design upgrade choices and other things like places in the walls where pictures used to be and a big ironing board with no iron, etc. and the TV with no clicker. Anyway that’s my Pisces, Cancer, Capricorn transit story💃🏼🕺🏽
With a 10th house natal Venus/Pluto conjunction that’s sextiled by a LibraNeptune/Asc. Conjunction…😏🧐well, let’s just say it’s a miracle I never got into a business similar to your erstwhile masseuse🤣 as for my Venus/Pluto/Neptune stories, hmmmm? Better left untold and kept in the sweet dreams and memories of a true flower child. The transformative power of love to mold and guide a generation cannot be downplayed…it’s quite real and I look forward to the coming week of my 70th birthday with both joy and trepidation…cuz you never know what can happen - only if you keep to the path of higher intention can one be fairly confident that all will be for the best.❤️ And your story ‘s a hoot!🤣😁
Went out to a bar Friday night the first time going out by myself to see a live band I e been listening too. I was standing behind this table of women and one turned around and started chatting me up. They invited me to sit with them and said they are a group of divorced and widowed women in their 60s who like to get together and go out as a group to bars and places to listen to live music.
I have Venus square Neptune in my natal chart, Venus in Pisces in the 1st house btw. I've always tended to idealize my partners and overlook their flaws, and I've always felt unworthy and "less than" others. I've worked through a lot of that, but I still don't have a partner after 2 divorces and 10 years of being single because I'm afraid of being abused. Other people who know astrology are usually like "Venus in Pisces sounds lovely!" But not with that square to Neptune in there
I have 1st house venus in Aquarius trine Neptune in libra, and opposite 7th house Pluto. I’m sure my partners found me to be an enchantress who turned into a nightmare!
I have this nataly...no wonder I’ve been having these intense passionate feelings “ a one night stand that seems like it’ll last forever” basically sums up my romantic life And people crossing sexual boundaries with me
Lol!! I was looking for a massage therapist in my small town. Found website that had a photo that looked like some place a serial killer might take his victims. (I didn’t go). But your story: LOLOLOLOL!!!
I have a story for Venus trine Neptune, happened on the weekend My husband and I went away for the weekend to little seaside crayfishing town. We had a beautiful room by the sea with a spa. Not much in the town as we are moving into winter now and fishing town is quiet. So we filled the spa and I put some beautiful smelling bath oils in, while the spa was filling we had some nibbles we tested the water needed a little cooling so put some cold and my husband put the jets on to move the water around came back in 5 minutes and the bubbles were 2 meters high and overflowing out of the spa. All fun and games lots of laughing we removed the bubbles into the shower and had a relaxing spa. We decided to go and get some dinner and let the bubbles wind down and water cool off and we would come back and have the another spa. When we returned we thought we could just fill some more warm water into the spa, then when we both got into the spa the water overflowed I said don't worry the floor is tiled and it will just go straight down the drain. Well, we had covered the drain with the bath mat and the water had flooded so much it was nearly going into the carpeted bedroom. Still lots of laughs while we move all the water towards the drain with our feet. Then it rained and rained and rained. But it still was a beautiful weekend.
@@milena5730 I'm 35 and am not aware of any thyroid issues. I have a strong 6th house so perhaps that has to do with why i havent had medical issues or perhaps its the placement of this conjunction in my chart that brings out other energies of these aspects. Venus sits in my 2nd house in taurus - opposes pluto and south node in my 8th(scorpio) and neptune is in my 10th house (cap) to sum it up ive experienced a lot of trauma, abandonment and times of powerlessness. Venus conjunct north node in taurus in my 2nd house tells me im supposed to learn to love and trust myself and find my own security.
Born with Neptune conjunct venus retrograde in scorpio in my 12th..my dark humor loves this..kinda how I live daily..I embrace the element of suprise🤣🤣🤪🙊🙉🙈
QUIT Astrology, you are CRAZY FUNNY. STAND UP COMEDY. That should be your main gig. You funny as hell. 😂🤣😭. 🤫😬👌🤭
Definitely DONT QUIT ASTROLOGY but yes…super funny!!!! 🤣🤣🤣
A stand up comedian that's also a wise astrologer? Why not?
@@Stoic_Astrology maybe his side hustle as a comedian, doing Astrology 😂🤣😭🤭
All I can hear in my head are All of Rod Stewart’s love songs, Venus neptunium love stories. He’s the dreamiest watch his every expression , he is a master at creating dreamy illusions.
"You go back to mall!" LOL My new expletive .
Your stories 😂 are the 😆 best. 🤣
Not only am I LOL but how you relate the stories to the astrology helps me understand the energy deeper and practically. Thank you!!
"I'm not use to this" 😂
'Fun or joy by the water like going boating' - my brother is taking me out in his boat for the very first time tomorrow as a belated birthday treat! Can't remember the last time I went out in a boat - how amazing is that?! Spot on as always, Acyuta, and love your stories!
Love your stories by the way! My entire experience with this transit has been one of extremes… things not being as they appear. Light meeting dark… opening your emotional clothes closet anticipating finding beauty and harmony and finding chaos. Big work but big shifts too💃🏼🕺🏽
It's a great aspect for songwriting.
OMG! Almost spewed coffee from my NOSE! Too funny! Thank you sooo much!
I literally cried I laughed so hard at your story. My husband is Chinese and he told me about those "special spas" and I had no idea they existed either until he let me know. XD They're more common than you'd think...
Lol so funny
Acupressure is fabulous . It is the form used before needles . It releases toxic gasses along the meridians, like turning on the light switch In your home and allows the energy to flow freely throughout the meridians . Balancing the yin and yang ☯️. Jin shin do , Iona Teagarden or Mary Brewmeister’s , methods are the soft touch version . Also from India are the “Marma Points “ on the face, all open the flow of energy to the meridians.
Great story. Strange coincidence re: the film labyrinth & Bowie. In the movie tarot deck, the moon is the goblin king Bowie. The moon in tarot itself is a Venus trine Neptune opposite Pluto. An beautiful illusion at night, with hidden objectives in the night. Thank you. This helped me in my tarot teachings👏love it.
I have Venus in Gemini trine Neptune in Libra. And right now, Pluto is opposing my Sun. Good times...
I was watching your video from two years ago where this same trine and opposition happened, and Mercury was also in retrograde at the time! I just knew you'd be covering it again today
Your sense of humor is awesome. That chuckle is great. I send your videos to everyone I know.. and as usual, on point!!
Great Work!!
So appreciating your humor and honesty 😂
🤣 "You don't always know what you're getting into- Venus / Neptune" 😂😭
Omg acupressure is awesome. The first time I received I was drooling at the end and unable to even write a check after the treatment. It was one of the most amazing experiences of my life. I actually considered becoming an acupressurist. I was fully clothed. Total healing experience that I’ll never forget. It’s legit
This resonates I recently had a be careful what you wish for moment
It wasnt terrible, also pulled at my heart strings
Scorpio Rising with Neptune and Venus. Neptune and I has been having hard uncomfortable conversations. No, more rose colored glasses.
Last night, my grandfather came to visit me in my dream. It was the second time, he has visited since his passing. He was talking to me about twins. There are no twins on either side of my family.
I literally had the same experience here in Vegas… 😂😂😂😂😂 I left there so confused…
Oh wow that massage story!!!
yesterday (transit venus in my 3rd, trine neptune 11th). i was walking around my city and went into a small cute vintage pin up clothing story and no one was in there but the old front desk lady/ owner. she wanted me to leave my drink on her desk before i look around the store. I remembered how the day before my friend told my this horrid story of their friend who got their drink laced. my friend told me never to leave my drink anywhere. So i told the lady no thanks, she tried reassuring me but i was like no, and left. I'm not saying she had bad intentions but people need to realize that doing that requires trust now days. Just how me being in a small store with only the owner also requires trust. We trust strangers all the time, without realizing it. I have natal venus-neptune myself with venus in the 12th. especially with transit neptune 11th, its something im always aware and cautious of.
Loved the story 😂 reminds me of the scene in the original Revenge of the Pink Panther with Peter Sellers where Kato thinks he's dead and turns inspector Clouseau's apartment into a "Chinese nookie" factory 😂😂...the best part is when inspector Clouseau gets introduced to "Tanya the lotus eater"😂😂🙏🙏
@Karalevsky Borzoi 🤣🤣🤣🤣
“YOU GO BACK TO THE MALL!” I’m dead. 🤣🤣🤣
Going boating with friends tonight! It's also my birthday on Sunday and I've got some nice things scheduled:- tennis with my mom, farmers' market with friends, and picnic with extended family. Should be a lovely weekend.
Great fun story! Happy Father’s Day!! 🌠🧚♀️💕
Thank you! Happy Father's Day! ✌🏻
I’m literally eating popcorn listening to this… haha.. and oh man..
Great story, I’m a new astrologer so every story builds my tool box, thank you 🙏🏻
I was born under this configuration. Story of my life.
I’ve just flown interstate to the Gold Coast (water) to make goblin costumes on a film 😅 Venus is conjunct my natal Venus and MC!
Acupressure eliminates toxins from the body. Excellent! I can relate to your tale of "trapdoors on the dancefloor!"
My family and relatives are having a pool get together at one of their homes this weekend. Venus in Cancer trine Neptune indeed!
Oh no... as a massage therapist, your story was so hard for me to hear. I know you can laugh at it, but I am so sorry you had that experience. I'm glad you had a history of real therapeutic massage to compare it to. There is such a stigma and it really is a shame.
Same!
Shiatsu therapist here: sorry you had a bad experience and glad you are not giving up on finding that great massage.
Omg same!!! Cringeworthy 😬
Your stories to relate to these transits are always so good! 😂😂😂
New York Times: "Unsuspecting Astrologer in the Claws of the Acupressure Therapist"
Oh, man... that was funny. Also, great astrological content.
Omg. I laughed out loud. So funny! You often tell these funny embarrassing life moments that are so darn hilarious.
You make me laugh so hard every time
Ditto..😻
Every TIME
I know exactly whose Neptunian bubble is going to burst this weekend. I started online dating, and there's one guy who seems overly smitten with me.
As I said before you are incredible talented, you are people person a great story teller you could keep people listening to you for hours and very funny too😂😂
Everything you described Venus:Neptune as is exactly what my relationship feels like! My S/O & I have Venus conjunct Neptune ✨🌊🥂 so dreamy!!
Great story! I have Venus exactly squaring my moon in the 8th and then trining Pluto in my first house and sextiling (is that a word?) Neptune in my third in my natal chart and throughout my life I’ve been mostly in unrequited love. There’s a high degree of illusion - mostly of my own creation. Even within the relationships I’ve actually had. Since Saturn entered my 4th house where my sun is in Capricorn in 2017 (and pluto is now on my IC) this has been blown apart for me to see and understand. I’ve essentially travelled through my own underworld (shadow) in order to break these patterns so I can have a love that’s reciprocated. I think now Saturn is crossing back and forth over my venus and Uranus is conjunct my moon it’s bringing this part of my journey to a conclusion. This transit is relevant because venus opposing Pluto is on my mid heaven and it’s the same day as the solstice when the sun lights up my 0 degrees natal saturn. It feels a bit like fireworks!
Story was hilarious but am glad you're ok lol. I have this in my natal. Have had plenty of such instances myself
Well about 10 years ago, I lived across the street from one and has a Radiology transcirptionist (the only) for Olympia Med Center in downtown LA I could not not work. When my back seized on me, I went over, and was greeted at the door by a guy AS LARGE AS THE DOOR, but I was almost in tears and the young lady gestured like, can I take her? and I looked at him with tears and he nodded...Now granted she was in white short shorts, but I was in soooo much pain I didn't pay much mind or to the guy that walked by me and dramatically grabbed his back:) but I will say she was absolutely the best massage I ever had (I was celibate at the time and had I known I should have asked for a happy ending, well IDK maybe I would have! LOL) she hopped on my back and OMG it was great. I had to go back one more time a few weeks later. It was only a few days afterr that I drove by as they 'busted' them. I was like oh wow and my credit card is on file 2x! LOL
😂😂oh Adam, your stories are really hilarous. 😂 Well I think I've live that kind of energy more often Than I wish. I have Neptune in the first house in scorpio.
😂 loved your story! I will definitely be conscious of this transit. Pluto is transiting my MC so I'm watching out for the energy. Love the office by the way, I'm in the process of getting mine together as well 💟 Namaste' 🕯️
Keep up the great work! Sending you good vibes. 💫
Thanks for doing this in advance. Most helpful!
Your new house is looking really nice
You crack me up on some of your really invasive or interesting experiences. I have a Neptune in Scorpio trine Venus in cancer trine my Pisces moon. Sun square Pluto as well Natally. I have experienced that same issue with a male message specialist in the past. It really creeped me out, but you let it go. Anyways, your stories are so funny. You cracking up makes me crack up. My husbands says what are you laughing at! Lol. I told him I listen to an astrologer on RUclips who tells these hilarious life experiences as examples of the daily astrology. But they are real stories about his daily life. He said ok great. Lol. Thanks for sharing. It brings joy to my day. Blessings sent to you and your family. ✌️😁🙏🙏
🙃🤣jammed your head down..love your sharing.Im gonna pay special attention to this transit🤣😻💙
You have so many hysterical adventures!😅
Acyuta strikes again!! No “gentle music and hot stones…….”for you!! I can’t 😂😂😂😂😂😂. Can you ask Delia to compile all of your LOL moments for us?? 😂😂
Love the color of your room!
The problem is not really that opposition, but the Pluto in Capricorn, and anything else in Capricorn. Capricorn brings dark and heavy situations, and if Venus is blocked by it, you get really shady and agressive blockage of love, and also deadly. Good you escaped it, because they may as well bring you into a coffin.
Love accupressure, and shiatsu! Your story made me laugh, glad she didnt directly ask if you wanted a Happy Ending, but I gather these energies are more subtle. I listened while drinking a fruity beverage in my spa (cold water, its how I beat the heatwave instead of staying inside with A/C). I am feeling terribly romantic, but wonder if its all been an illusion. I know how my heart feels and all the songs that have been randomly playing attest to it being real. (Native Venus in Libra, water dominant)
“So... I’m going to wait til after the transit to go check out the new place.” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂 Another very funny story! We went to the Turkish bath on lower east side as part of anniversary - some famous action movie shot there. I ended up with a Migraine upon leaving and threw up in their lobby bathroom - so embarrassing. I am certain something watery was going on in my chart - overwhelming. Off to the beach on Monday with my sisters - yay! Labyrinth - so good. Thank you for this talk today!
Intresting about the Venus Neptune trine my son, whom I haven't seen since a few months before the pandemic , he is coming up to see me Saturday. Can't wait to see him..
The dark humor seems to me a excellent alchemy
What are you talking about ?
@@growing.grounds4054 mainly speaking of the alchemical energetics
@@growing.grounds4054 insert some tom petty song
oh, I can’t believe I didn’t see this lol, yesterday my friend and I went to a pride event in Miami! an event centered on community and togetherness while also kind of an insane party with alcohol and other stuff that could surely be more on the more Neptune side ! it was hard on my wallet and my body, but it was really refreshing overall
I was really hoping this transit would amend or soften the Mars Pluto opposition which may end up being as bad as I dreaded. Mars and now Venus will be conjunct my natal Saturn. My mom is having ovarian cysts removed on Monday and this lunar lady cycle is kicking my butt as well. I worry I might end up in the hospital too…
🤣 Hahahah. I love your stories. I had a similar experience at a massage parlor back in 2015. I went for a couples massage and I knew the minute we pulled into the strip mall space, that it was not going to be your ordinary massage, lol. My intuition certainly didn’t fail 😅😂. Long story short, she ended up sitting on my head, after basically shoving my face down on the bed and commanding me to be still, then proceeded to grind herself on my head🤦🏼♀️.
Thank goodness I also have a darker sense of humor because after I asked WTF just happened numerous times, all I could do was just laugh hysterically. I left hurting worse than I went in. My neck definitely didn’t get the love I was expecting. I still laugh to this day thinking back on it 😅😂. I wish I had been following astrology back then, I’m sure it would have correlated to a similar aspect. LOL.
This was the first video of yours I watched. You got my sub after that story 🤣🤣🤣
I have a natal whole sign and loosely trine from a "quasi-stellium" with my Mars, Sun and Venus in the 10th to my Neptune in the 2nd... Many people (usually men) often describe me as dreamy. I also look deceptively much younger and more innocent than I am.
I tend to daydream and imagine a lot.
My Pluto is actually exactly sextile my Mars... But I haven't quite figured out that impact yet. Pluto is in my 12th house, so that makes sense 😅
Great story. Thanks Bert
Yesssss L.E.S I live up the block from Russian/Turkish bath on 10st! 🙌🙌🙌it's amazing!
What a funny story but I think that captures the energy. 😄
I have this exact combination in my Natal chart. Interestingly, I have sort of a similar story in a massage room when I was like 11-12 years old and another one when I was an adult.
I always love your stories 😂😂 I was cracking up
I have a theraputic massage scheduled for Monday. Now I'm wondering, . . . .
So cool. I'm born with Pluto conjunct my Libra ascendant which is in a tight sextiles to Neptune.
On the evening of the 18 I was lying in my room in the middle of Rome, close to campo di fiori and all the bars in the back streets, in the middle of the night listening to drunk guys literally howling at the moon for hours several nights in a row-- the curfew had just ended, people were nuts.
I'd been perfectly happy there, not too worried about it but all of a sudden I had a clear thought-- it wouldn't be such a bad thing to live somewhere else. There was also a lot of garbage around all the time. And the seagulls screamed like irate chimpanzees from about 2-3am... Crazy times haha
No big deal, just a thought.
The next morning the manager told me they were opening back up to nightly rates and I'd need to find another place.
So I spent the weekend smoking weed and messaging rooms and by Monday I had a way better flat for cheaper. Boom.
Neptunian drunks, weed, sordid, garbage, an affront to my Venusian ASC.
Plus, my life transformed overnight... The new place has a view that could break a heart, so pretty.
Venus/Neptune/Pluto action ❤️
Oh yeah, and that story was the best 😂😂😂
Thank you, I love your stories. 👏🏼😂🤩✨
I just went on a first date with an amazing, sweet guy (who's a cancer btw) and the connection is incredible. We are going out again this weekend... so yup Venus-Neptune in full force. Hopefully it won't burn too fast too bright and become overwhelming next week with Pluto lol.
Listening to the description of these 2 transits reminds me of that scene in finding Nemo with the angler fish. Being lured in by something beautiful and makes you feel at peace in the dark...then all of a sudden..lots of teeth😂
I love Acupuncture. I'm using now for frozen shoulder and vascular system. I used 30 yrs ago for thyroid. Great for many things....I don't take off my clothes. Just wear jog bra.....
Your funny.😋😋😋❤️🌄🦋🌞🌞
Pluto transiting my 1st house opposing my natal Cancer moon with a Natal Pisces Venus in my 2nd with the rest of my Pisces Mars, Jupiter, North Node stellium. I experienced the transit this way. On vacation had a delightful Venusian day, visiting art galleries, craft beer brewery, delightful conversations with like minded people and ending the day with dinner at an excellent Thai place only to find that the hotel we rented was decidedly underworldish in esthetics and atmosphere… ok …it was a dump with a paint job and clean sheets! I had a big ole cry baby melt down before my husband and I started making jokes about the absurdity of the design upgrade choices and other things like places in the walls where pictures used to be and a big ironing board with no iron, etc. and the TV with no clicker. Anyway that’s my Pisces, Cancer, Capricorn transit story💃🏼🕺🏽
Appreciate the heads up on this!
I love your storytelling 😂
Watching this while tropical storm claudette is hitting and painting mine and my daughters nails 😂❤
I have venus conjunct neptune exact and sextile Pluto mars in my own chart. ❤ this energy
Thank you for the heads-up
5 min in, I'm laughing so hard! Oh crap, I got this in my solar return chart. No strip malls for me!
With a 10th house natal Venus/Pluto conjunction that’s sextiled by a LibraNeptune/Asc. Conjunction…😏🧐well, let’s just say it’s a miracle I never got into a business similar to your erstwhile masseuse🤣 as for my Venus/Pluto/Neptune stories, hmmmm? Better left untold and kept in the sweet dreams and memories of a true flower child.
The transformative power of love to mold and guide a generation cannot be downplayed…it’s quite real and I look forward to the coming week of my 70th birthday with both joy and trepidation…cuz you never know what can happen - only if you keep to the path of higher intention can one be fairly confident that all will be for the best.❤️
And your story ‘s a hoot!🤣😁
The world doesn't need more clowns. Comedy doesn't jive with bhakti. Achuta Baba is an excellent story teller with brilliant analogies. Hare Krishna!
Went out to a bar Friday night the first time going out by myself to see a live band I e been listening too. I was standing behind this table of women and one turned around and started chatting me up. They invited me to sit with them and said they are a group of divorced and widowed women in their 60s who like to get together and go out as a group to bars and places to listen to live music.
I have Venus square Neptune in my natal chart, Venus in Pisces in the 1st house btw. I've always tended to idealize my partners and overlook their flaws, and I've always felt unworthy and "less than" others. I've worked through a lot of that, but I still don't have a partner after 2 divorces and 10 years of being single because I'm afraid of being abused. Other people who know astrology are usually like "Venus in Pisces sounds lovely!" But not with that square to Neptune in there
Going to do a sea ritual with two of my best female friends and my Pisces son on 21st..circle of Yin
LMAO. Literally did 😭🤣🤣🤣🤣
You are hilarious!
I have 1st house venus in Aquarius trine Neptune in libra, and opposite 7th house Pluto. I’m sure my partners found me to be an enchantress who turned into a nightmare!
Great show and Very funny ! 😊🙏
a bunch of my friends started debating about romantic fantasies vs reality a few days ago.....
I have this nataly...no wonder I’ve been having these intense passionate feelings
“ a one night stand that seems like it’ll last forever” basically sums up my romantic life
And people crossing sexual boundaries with me
Hiii thanks for sharing !
Wow your purple, is amazing my mercury is 23 cancer
Lol!! I was looking for a massage therapist in my small town. Found website that had a photo that looked like some place a serial killer might take his victims. (I didn’t go). But your story: LOLOLOLOL!!!
I have a story for Venus trine Neptune, happened on the weekend My husband and I went away for the weekend to little seaside crayfishing town. We had a beautiful room by the sea with a spa. Not much in the town as we are moving into winter now and fishing town is quiet. So we filled the spa and I put some beautiful smelling bath oils in, while the spa was filling we had some nibbles we tested the water needed a little cooling so put some cold and my husband put the jets on to move the water around came back in 5 minutes and the bubbles were 2 meters high and overflowing out of the spa. All fun and games lots of laughing we removed the bubbles into the shower and had a relaxing spa. We decided to go and get some dinner and let the bubbles wind down and water cool off and we would come back and have the another spa. When we returned we thought we could just fill some more warm water into the spa, then when we both got into the spa the water overflowed I said don't worry the floor is tiled and it will just go straight down the drain. Well, we had covered the drain with the bath mat and the water had flooded so much it was nearly going into the carpeted bedroom. Still lots of laughs while we move all the water towards the drain with our feet. Then it rained and rained and rained. But it still was a beautiful weekend.
Im born with this. Venus trine neptune opposite pluto. Pluto is conjunct south node/ketu to the exact degree.
@@milena5730 I'm 35 and am not aware of any thyroid issues. I have a strong 6th house so perhaps that has to do with why i havent had medical issues or perhaps its the placement of this conjunction in my chart that brings out other energies of these aspects.
Venus sits in my 2nd house in taurus - opposes pluto and south node in my 8th(scorpio) and neptune is in my 10th house (cap) to sum it up ive experienced a lot of trauma, abandonment and times of powerlessness.
Venus conjunct north node in taurus in my 2nd house tells me im supposed to learn to love and trust myself and find my own security.
Sounds like we're in for a fun weekend, hehhe
Thank you for sharing oh man that's so funny
You are awesome!!
Born with Neptune conjunct venus retrograde in scorpio in my 12th..my dark humor loves this..kinda how I live daily..I embrace the element of suprise🤣🤣🤪🙊🙉🙈
I love your acupressure stories. They are ALL hilarious.