If the teacher had at all read the book and seen the movie they would know immediately that the report was on the movie. The plots diverge quite a lot. The student was lucky the teacher clearly never experienced both
@@MegaAwsome555 Maybe the teacher did read the book and watched the movie but knew after that answer she couldn’t really push further with that. I guess she had to at least act like she believed him
@@Average_yellow_dinosaur From the book, Dumbledore asked Harry if he was the one who put his name in the goblet of fire. Although the book narrates that Dumbledore asked calmly, in the movie he asked quite frantically
A friend of mine did this when he was in middle school. His mom was telling the story to my mom. Apparently he was to do a book report on a historical event. He chose the Titanic. Only, as you would guessed, he didn’t actually read the book. (Which was only 50 pages long 😂) He watched the movie. (Which was a very long movie) as you probably figured out he got caught due to Jack an Rose not being in the book 😂😂😂😂
He shot himself in the foot with that one😂 Depending on how fast he can read, he could have easily read Titanic AND prepared the book report in the time it would take for him to watch the movie
Haha, reminds me of me in primary school. I was boasting of how fast and much I read and that the little novel we got assigned for the autumn holidays was nothing. I didn't read it. I could also not back down, too embarrassing. So when the time came and the teacher gathered those that said they read the book and thought they'd hold up in a quiz against the others I got called to participate and I stood there with zero idea what it was about in general. But I won. I won with no wrong answers. I had read enough adult and kids books to be able to guess which of the four possible answers were most likely to happen in a children's book and I was so bloody right each time that I didn't even feel bad for taking the win from those that actually read the book😂
I think the person said they chose it themselves. When I was in 7th grade I was reading IT and took about 5 days to read the book. Read it again in 9th grade within 3 days and haven't gone back yet but I plan to since it's been over a decade and I'd love to see what i didnt ubderstand 😂
It's the obvious answer. In the moment i wouldve felt way too much pressure and messed it up, but right now watching the video it's also what i came up with.
OMG i did something like this too. I was also in 7th grade when I did this We had to write a book report and so I didn’t want to read bc I was lazy and I literally read the back of the cover and based the entire report off of that And I still passed with a B- 😂😂😂😂
Bro saw the mov8e but said he didnt yet i believe that the plots are slightly different meaningthe lie of not seeing the movie would be easy to spot due to good notice of plot differences
Yeah I had one a few years ago but it depends on the school as my school did a presentation on a book they picked but also on a book YOU picked I did mine about dragon ball
Something like this happened to me too. This was when I was in 6th grade, we have an assignment to read a book during our vacation and tell a brief summary of it when we came back. Well I am a lazyass mf and didn't read shit. When we came back teacher was furious seeing that most of us hasn't read anything soo he assigned a few kids daily to present the summary no matter what. Well the day comes for me and I knew nothing. Then I remembered about a small part of the novel Robinson Crusoe that we studied in 4th-5th grade . I went there with full confidence explain the story of how Crusoe got to that island as the only survivor but then one day he finds a new pair of new footprints that was not his . And finished the story with the cliffhanger that if they need to know whose footprints it was ( bcoz I only knew the story till there) and the rest of Robinson Crusoe's adventures they needed to read the book. Teacher was in awee and mpressed and he praised me for the method I used to spark the curiosity in the minds of my classmates and how it made them want to read the book 😌. I got full grades and also from the next day everyone ,even the toppers of the class narrated their stories the same way I did .
During c*vid, we were told to read a book and do a summary on it. But the thing was that the instructions were incredibly vague, because everyone was still getting used to the change in learning. The instructions only said that we must read a piece of literature with at least a certain number of words and that was considered young adult. It also said that we were allowed to read a physical copy, audio book, or online copy. No where did it actually specify the word “book” or “novel”. So, I did my report on a web comic that I had been reading for the past year anyway. I got away with it too (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
We were supposed to do weekly homework in English. Every time I only did the online thing and ignored the paper piece and she never asked for it for months. One day she finally decided to ask for the paper piece. Only one person had done it. The teacher asked if anyone had any excuses and I immediately said "I did it, but I left it in my history book instead of my English book as they are both blue and the same size and brand". I'm a good student so she believed every word! Can't believe I got away with that tbh 😂
Any book we wanted? That woukd have been no issue at all The books we WERE required to reed were usually short, only around 160 pages. I read rhise books in one go usually the day before the exam 😂 Never ONCE got caught
My dad never really used to read books other than comics until he was like a teenager. One of the first books he picked up to ‘try reading more’ was the shining and he being known for making crazy switches in life literally devoured it in one weekend. Read it 24/7 and took the book everywhere, was absolutely hooked. The librarian thought he got bored and didn’t finish it when he returned it after only 3 days. Skeptical? Believe me I can’t process this either
Not really on topic but in year 9 English we did Short stories and the teacher defined a short story as a book that can be read in one sitting, about 1000 words long. I read full length novels in one sitting, sometimes multiple in a row (~70,000 words). I told the teacher as such. Next time she said “any book that anyone besides (my name) can read in one sitting). Genuinely surprised I never got bullied.
Omg, this is literally the best thing ever 😂😂. Hi, this is me from the next day, sooo like my class also had to do this and I obviously didn't read the book, but one of my classmates asked a similar question and thank god for this video cuz I answered that question so easy I even blew my teachers mind. (Cuz I've never Finished a real book (wattpad doesn't count) in my life.) 😀👍
As a former 7th grade English teacher, that response would have earned you an A from me just because you were so quick! 😂😂😂 As an aside, I encouraged my kids to read Stephen King or even comic books just as long as they were reading something!
I once told a classmate in sixth grade that I was fluent in English. He told me after our first few lessons that I was great, and asked when I learnt English. I told him some lie that made him believe I was proficient, more from awkwardness than from trying to brag. I was tormented through all of the years I shared the class with him because he might found out. But, I was a fast learner and always had great English scores. So, he never found out. He's an English teacher now, and I also earn my living with my use of English but I don't have a title like him. Probably, I owe him my livelyhood.
The teach asked because if you have a summary of the movie and not the book it’s gonna be pretty different. The teacher already knew he was describing the movie. The question at the end is really only for people who have both read and watched it, because of how drastically different the two are
I wouldve read Wings of Fire. Honestly, read the first non-graphic novel in three days😂 All the Wings of Fire books are amazing, would recommend. Although ther is some violence and mind-controlling😅
I got my senior class out of reading A Tale of Two Cities. The Teacher the year prior was obsessed with that book and had the previous years seniors read said book. He also used parts of the book, including the first couple paragraphs as art of other assignments. When our teacher wanted us to read it, which we really, REALLY didnt want to do, we said we had the year prior. The teacher wasn't stupid, she knew we were bullshiting. However, I came in clutch and quoted the first paragraph of the book. Looking at me suspiciously, she took a copy off the shelf and opened it up, and, sure enough- to the amazement of the rest of the class, confirmed I was quoting the book's opening monologue. She was still suspicious AF and was still 95% certain we were lying our asses off, but she outright stated my bullshiting was on point that she let us all off the hook and we all got to choose our own book to read. Being the bookworm I was, I chose a book I'd already read to do my book report on. I lied twice and got away with it.
if i had that assignment, i could've done a presentation on Heaven Official's Blessing without even reading it again. My fav book ever and no one knows about it
Not quite the same but a very slightly similar thing happened to me in high school. I’m an avid reader, so I figured I’d choose the coolest sounding title in our tiny school library and I didn’t think much about there being no description and chose a book. ‘Gone with the wind’ sounded so cool. Started reading it. Despised the whole experience start to finish, the relief when I could hand the book back felt palpable, I still love reading - but I will since check online if the title has no explanation just in case. I never want to risk that kind of experience ever again.
Examiner at motorcycle driving exam: "We're about to go on the highway. How fast can your motorcycle go?" Me, almost falling for that trick question: " .... well, at least 120km/h..." He started laughing 😂
The regularity with which I got versions of "Thisnis so insightful. You clearly really understood the text." Based entitely on spark notes reviews was astonishing. Kids these days won't have it as easy since teachers are looking out for AI all the time.
I did this with I Am Legend. I watched the movie instead of reading the book, and I got a B. My professor said he knew I hadn't read the book and just watched the movie, so he couldn't give me an A, but my presentation on the movie was so good that he couldn't give me an F.
The biggest lie i got away with: my mom walked in in me vaping, (i was 12 at the time. Adults, don't give me shit in the replies about it) and she seen the smoke after i threw my vape into my closet, and i exhaled as she walked in. She said "VINCENT, WHAT WAS THAT" and i said "you saw that too? It's been happening forever, i thought i was going crazy" and i got away with it😂😂😂😂 Mother dearest, if you so happen to see this, i quit
I had to do a written book report on something from a list that my teacher provided. The books were so boring I got about halfway through then looked up info online and BS my way through the report. Aced it! I retained zero info about the book and I hated reading it
When I was like 12-13 I figured out that you could pay for some things online (usually like money in phone or computer games) using your phone bill. So all you needed to do was put in your phone number, confirm it, and then the payment would just be added to the phone bill. I didn’t think it was a big deal because it was just like a few bucks here and there so nobody would notice anything, right? The problem was that all these “small” purchases piled up and all of a sudden one month there was like $200 extra on the phone bill which nobody knew where it came from. My mom asked me if I knew what had happened and I lied and said I had no idea. I was expecting my mom to see through the lie but she totally bought it and defended me against her boyfriend who was sure I must’ve bought stuff online for that money. My mom contacted our phone company and tried to investigate what happened to that money, they obviously said it was we who had spent it. Yet my mom still believed me and got into a big argument with her boyfriend (who paid the phone bill) because she insisted that “I wouldn’t lie about something like that”. They ended up just paying it and moving on.
OK, but I watched three 15-minute book reviews on a book - one positive, one negative, one neutral. I got the highest grade in the class and was praised for being very objective in my review.
what was with the switch up.. “i had read jackshit! 🥰🥰”
fr the whole thing sped up💀
So it could fit in one short is what I'm guessing.
I knowwwww
I literally laughed so hard I started coughing 😭
he sounded like he put his fingers in an okay thing to say how much he didn't read. (the space inbetween his pointer finger and thumb)
He deserved the grade for how quick witted that answer was
Its the natural answer
Under that pressure it’s insane to think of a response like that
@@norm5250pressure is for tires
Why would the teacher ask that knowing the student either read the book or watched the movie? She made it so easy.
Implicatory accusation that he had watched the movie
And she was right, she just articulated it poorly - and that’s something so so so many people do
It was probably in the hopes that he'd slip up or something
Tbh I wouldn't have got that😅
I mean best case scenario he gets pressured into saying the truth worst case scenario he lies regardless she knows
@@darktalon544 yeah like he says actually I only watched the movie cause he didn't think it through
Genius! 😂😂😂
Sorry I never saw the movie…
I would totally have broken under pressure at her question, but when again I am a TERRIBLE liar 😅
This kid must be a lawyer on how fast he found that loophole
If the teacher had at all read the book and seen the movie they would know immediately that the report was on the movie. The plots diverge quite a lot. The student was lucky the teacher clearly never experienced both
I thought to say that as well lol
@@MegaAwsome555 Maybe the teacher did read the book and watched the movie but knew after that answer she couldn’t really push further with that. I guess she had to at least act like she believed him
@@MegaAwsome555It was just a subtle way of letting the student know she knew what he was doing and probably respected that he tried anyways.
“FUCK!!🤯🤯”
*Said Dumbledore calmly*
@@Average_yellow_dinosaur I didn’t know this man existed until I saw this comment and searched him up💀🙏🏻
@@Average_yellow_dinosaur come on ya'll Harry Potter
@@strawbearymimi I know what Harry potter is it's just that all his comments have things like this bc that's what happens in the videos.
@@Average_yellow_dinosaur From the book, Dumbledore asked Harry if he was the one who put his name in the goblet of fire. Although the book narrates that Dumbledore asked calmly, in the movie he asked quite frantically
@@CapSb73 never noticed that before, though it's a cool little detail :)
the voice change on "i had read jackshit" 💀
NCT MENTIONED 🗣🗣👇👆
@@sPrttyi i don’t stan nct but i’m glad to see a kpop fan 💚
I like your funny words magic man
@@LoonaStanGTNH same
It sounds like it was trying to do a Trump Impression
Bro got away with it.💀💀
Teacher knew but couldn’t prove it, why do you think they asked that question.
Also, they aren’t paid enough to care that much.
This is the definition of "you brought this on yourself, ma'am"
“i had read jack sh!t”😭✋🏾
Bro is too smart to be left alive
“i had read jackshit” in the most zesty, goofy ahh voice 😭💀
BRO I SWEAR THIS AI IS CRAZY HUMAN LIKE
THE AI VOICE GO CRAZY💀🙏
A friend of mine did this when he was in middle school. His mom was telling the story to my mom. Apparently he was to do a book report on a historical event. He chose the Titanic. Only, as you would guessed, he didn’t actually read the book. (Which was only 50 pages long 😂) He watched the movie. (Which was a very long movie) as you probably figured out he got caught due to Jack an Rose not being in the book 😂😂😂😂
He shot himself in the foot with that one😂 Depending on how fast he can read, he could have easily read Titanic AND prepared the book report in the time it would take for him to watch the movie
@@stellafanders pretty much. That's what irritated his mother the most about the situation 😆
Tldr
Haha, reminds me of me in primary school.
I was boasting of how fast and much I read and that the little novel we got assigned for the autumn holidays was nothing.
I didn't read it.
I could also not back down, too embarrassing.
So when the time came and the teacher gathered those that said they read the book and thought they'd hold up in a quiz against the others I got called to participate and I stood there with zero idea what it was about in general.
But I won. I won with no wrong answers.
I had read enough adult and kids books to be able to guess which of the four possible answers were most likely to happen in a children's book and I was so bloody right each time that I didn't even feel bad for taking the win from those that actually read the book😂
Omg guessing and getting it right us the best
Happens with me and tears all the time
I did the same thing with 13 reasons why lol! But instead I messed up during my report and said "watched" instead of "read" lol
I read a lot and I keep saying 'watch' instead of 'read' 😂
that wouldve been my 14th reason
I love 13 Reasons Why omg
Not the teacher making 7th graders read the shining 💀
I think the person said they chose it themselves.
When I was in 7th grade I was reading IT and took about 5 days to read the book. Read it again in 9th grade within 3 days and haven't gone back yet but I plan to since it's been over a decade and I'd love to see what i didnt ubderstand 😂
5 days? holy fuck thats fast@@benamisai-kham5892
@@benamisai-kham5892the Beverly sex scene 💀
Bro they chose the novels themselves 💀
i read the shining and cujo in 8th grade. read worse stuff in 7th.
How did u just pull that ,”sorry I never watched the movie” out of ur ass? That was so good 😂😂😂😂
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It's the obvious answer. In the moment i wouldve felt way too much pressure and messed it up, but right now watching the video it's also what i came up with.
I would’ve crumbled under the pressure lol
@@an_awkward_crybaby same
Lmfaooo I did a summer book report on a book I had only read two chapters of 😂😂
This is crazy i also made a podcast about one of Stephan kings books for school 😭😭
that was a good save
Bro is a celestial being with that comeback💀
“i had read jack shit 💅✨💖🪩🕺” man im dead 💀
OMG i did something like this too.
I was also in 7th grade when I did this
We had to write a book report and so I didn’t want to read bc I was lazy and I literally read the back of the cover and based the entire report off of that
And I still passed with a B- 😂😂😂😂
Bro saw the mov8e but said he didnt yet i believe that the plots are slightly different meaningthe lie of not seeing the movie would be easy to spot due to good notice of plot differences
that’s why he said he was really vague about it
@peachsfav true but it might be really easy to spot plot differences either way. I haven't read or seen the movie
If this was one of the project in 7th I'm picking One Piece no hesitation
Yeah I had one a few years ago but it depends on the school as my school did a presentation on a book they picked but also on a book YOU picked I did mine about dragon ball
Best fictional book ever
Gonna take you all year to read it lol
the ai voices are getting more and more emotions😭
Something like this happened to me too. This was when I was in 6th grade, we have an assignment to read a book during our vacation and tell a brief summary of it when we came back. Well I am a lazyass mf and didn't read shit. When we came back teacher was furious seeing that most of us hasn't read anything soo he assigned a few kids daily to present the summary no matter what. Well the day comes for me and I knew nothing. Then I remembered about a small part of the novel Robinson Crusoe that we studied in 4th-5th grade .
I went there with full confidence explain the story of how Crusoe got to that island as the only survivor but then one day he finds a new pair of new footprints that was not his . And finished the story with the cliffhanger that if they need to know whose footprints it was ( bcoz I only knew the story till there) and the rest of Robinson Crusoe's adventures they needed to read the book.
Teacher was in awee and mpressed and he praised me for the method I used to spark the curiosity in the minds of my classmates and how it made them want to read the book 😌.
I got full grades and also from the next day everyone ,even the toppers of the class narrated their stories the same way I did .
During c*vid, we were told to read a book and do a summary on it. But the thing was that the instructions were incredibly vague, because everyone was still getting used to the change in learning. The instructions only said that we must read a piece of literature with at least a certain number of words and that was considered young adult. It also said that we were allowed to read a physical copy, audio book, or online copy. No where did it actually specify the word “book” or “novel”. So, I did my report on a web comic that I had been reading for the past year anyway. I got away with it too (｡•̀ᴗ-)✧
Covid isn’t a bad word…?
@@joondeeyap3755 tell that to the youtube algorithm that deletes my comments anytime I use it
We were supposed to do weekly homework in English. Every time I only did the online thing and ignored the paper piece and she never asked for it for months. One day she finally decided to ask for the paper piece. Only one person had done it. The teacher asked if anyone had any excuses and I immediately said "I did it, but I left it in my history book instead of my English book as they are both blue and the same size and brand". I'm a good student so she believed every word! Can't believe I got away with that tbh 😂
The 4 words that got me laughing was “i had read jackshit” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
"I'm sorry, i never saw the movie!" IS PURE GODDAMN FUCKING GENIUS 😭💀
Nah bruh I need that banana cutter 💀
Any book we wanted?
That woukd have been no issue at all
The books we WERE required to reed were usually short, only around 160 pages. I read rhise books in one go usually the day before the exam 😂
Never ONCE got caught
That’s soooo smart bro I would not have been able to come up with that, that fast
What a genius 😭
He should’ve just wrote a book report with the words “All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy” on every single page. 😂
Why is the voice becoming more human like, I do not like it
My dad never really used to read books other than comics until he was like a teenager. One of the first books he picked up to ‘try reading more’ was the shining and he being known for making crazy switches in life literally devoured it in one weekend. Read it 24/7 and took the book everywhere, was absolutely hooked. The librarian thought he got bored and didn’t finish it when he returned it after only 3 days. Skeptical? Believe me I can’t process this either
7th grade english was honestly the low point of my life, so lying about reading a long-ass book was something I 100% would've
Hello, this is Harvard. Do you want a scholarship?
“I’m sorry, I don’t know. I never saw the movie.” 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣
I would say that the movie is not a book and the book is not a movie
Okay and?
The teacher definitely knew what was up. The movie and the book are very different lol
He clutched UP!!!
Most people would have surrendered, but this guy simply came up with the best excuse
Not really on topic but in year 9 English we did Short stories and the teacher defined a short story as a book that can be read in one sitting, about 1000 words long.
I read full length novels in one sitting, sometimes multiple in a row (~70,000 words). I told the teacher as such.
Next time she said “any book that anyone besides (my name) can read in one sitting).
Genuinely surprised I never got bullied.
Lmao nice one 😂 really got me
I’d be the smarta** and say well the book has numbers and letters while the movie had actors. Idk never saw the movie so couldn’t tell you
LMFAO THATS SO SMART
"i HaD rEaD JaCk sHiT!" 😍
THAT WAS SO SMART DUDE YOUR A GENIUS
Omg, this is literally the best thing ever 😂😂.
Hi, this is me from the next day, sooo like my class also had to do this and I obviously didn't read the book, but one of my classmates asked a similar question and thank god for this video cuz I answered that question so easy I even blew my teachers mind. (Cuz I've never Finished a real book (wattpad doesn't count) in my life.) 😀👍
Boss ending right there!!!😂😂😂😂
What is a page turner?
A book you just want to keep reading and reading - like a show you want to keep binging!
HOW OLD ARE YOU?
@@Yaseen-qc1nmyou sent this 52 seconds ago lol
@@Capking419 wht??
@@Yaseen-qc1nmI didn't know what a page Turner is too.
Doesn't mean I'm a 9 yr old
i’m a good liar until somebody asks if i’m lying 😭
That teacher made that answer too easy
Bro the banana was straight 😂😂😂
OMG!! Great Response I thought he was going to say he hadn’t read the book but that was very much clever!
...when your the person that gets told not to read your book in class 😅
For some reason i love the way he said ✨️Fuck✨️
The way that this video reminded me to bring my book to school for lit circles lol
As a former 7th grade English teacher, that response would have earned you an A from me just because you were so quick! 😂😂😂
As an aside, I encouraged my kids to read Stephen King or even comic books just as long as they were reading something!
I once told a classmate in sixth grade that I was fluent in English. He told me after our first few lessons that I was great, and asked when I learnt English. I told him some lie that made him believe I was proficient, more from awkwardness than from trying to brag. I was tormented through all of the years I shared the class with him because he might found out. But, I was a fast learner and always had great English scores. So, he never found out. He's an English teacher now, and I also earn my living with my use of English but I don't have a title like him. Probably, I owe him my livelyhood.
"A person who thinks all the time, has nothing to think but thoughts"
The teach asked because if you have a summary of the movie and not the book it’s gonna be pretty different. The teacher already knew he was describing the movie. The question at the end is really only for people who have both read and watched it, because of how drastically different the two are
bro before he even said it i was like “wait can’t you just say you didn’t watch the movie” 💀
This brought me back to my days in the classroom 😂. Wise guys like this are why you gotta read everything you assign.
BRO THATS ACTUALLY FREAKING GENIUS
I wouldve read Wings of Fire. Honestly, read the first non-graphic novel in three days😂 All the Wings of Fire books are amazing, would recommend. Although ther is some violence and mind-controlling😅
My man was quick. Well done. I mean, wrong for not reading, but respect
Bro got zesty with that voice😂
I got my senior class out of reading A Tale of Two Cities.
The Teacher the year prior was obsessed with that book and had the previous years seniors read said book. He also used parts of the book, including the first couple paragraphs as art of other assignments. When our teacher wanted us to read it, which we really, REALLY didnt want to do, we said we had the year prior. The teacher wasn't stupid, she knew we were bullshiting. However, I came in clutch and quoted the first paragraph of the book. Looking at me suspiciously, she took a copy off the shelf and opened it up, and, sure enough- to the amazement of the rest of the class, confirmed I was quoting the book's opening monologue.
She was still suspicious AF and was still 95% certain we were lying our asses off, but she outright stated my bullshiting was on point that she let us all off the hook and we all got to choose our own book to read. Being the bookworm I was, I chose a book I'd already read to do my book report on. I lied twice and got away with it.
“I never saw the movie” is so genius
I wouldve said "I was supposed to watch the movie to I thought this was a book report"
Don't let this distract you from the fact Mr. Krabs sold Spongebob to The Flying Dutchman for 62 cents.
The ai voice was really goin hard on this one 😂
if i had that assignment, i could've done a presentation on Heaven Official's Blessing without even reading it again. My fav book ever and no one knows about it
bro is smarter then i could ever hope to be
OMG ARE YOU THE REAL BRAVESTTACOS
@@i.comment.everywhere the one and the only
It was the "I haD reAd jAckShit" for me :
Jack Shit caught me of guard 😂😂😂😂
10/10 response.
Not quite the same but a very slightly similar thing happened to me in high school. I’m an avid reader, so I figured I’d choose the coolest sounding title in our tiny school library and I didn’t think much about there being no description and chose a book. ‘Gone with the wind’ sounded so cool. Started reading it. Despised the whole experience start to finish, the relief when I could hand the book back felt palpable, I still love reading - but I will since check online if the title has no explanation just in case. I never want to risk that kind of experience ever again.
Examiner at motorcycle driving exam: "We're about to go on the highway. How fast can your motorcycle go?"
Me, almost falling for that trick question: " .... well, at least 120km/h..."
He started laughing 😂
"get away with" hahahahahahahahahahahaha
The regularity with which I got versions of "Thisnis so insightful. You clearly really understood the text." Based entitely on spark notes reviews was astonishing. Kids these days won't have it as easy since teachers are looking out for AI all the time.
The sudden change for i had read jack shit
So funny
I swear this is some of the weirdest switch ups I have ever seen
Reminds me of when I had to finish the hobbit in 4 days it’s 360-370 pages💀
Ngl that man cooked wit that one
I did this with I Am Legend. I watched the movie instead of reading the book, and I got a B. My professor said he knew I hadn't read the book and just watched the movie, so he couldn't give me an A, but my presentation on the movie was so good that he couldn't give me an F.
THAT IS SO SMART!! 🤣🤣💀
The biggest lie i got away with: my mom walked in in me vaping, (i was 12 at the time. Adults, don't give me shit in the replies about it) and she seen the smoke after i threw my vape into my closet, and i exhaled as she walked in. She said "VINCENT, WHAT WAS THAT" and i said "you saw that too? It's been happening forever, i thought i was going crazy" and i got away with it😂😂😂😂
Mother dearest, if you so happen to see this, i quit
I had to do a written book report on something from a list that my teacher provided. The books were so boring I got about halfway through then looked up info online and BS my way through the report. Aced it! I retained zero info about the book and I hated reading it
When I was like 12-13 I figured out that you could pay for some things online (usually like money in phone or computer games) using your phone bill. So all you needed to do was put in your phone number, confirm it, and then the payment would just be added to the phone bill. I didn’t think it was a big deal because it was just like a few bucks here and there so nobody would notice anything, right?
The problem was that all these “small” purchases piled up and all of a sudden one month there was like $200 extra on the phone bill which nobody knew where it came from. My mom asked me if I knew what had happened and I lied and said I had no idea. I was expecting my mom to see through the lie but she totally bought it and defended me against her boyfriend who was sure I must’ve bought stuff online for that money. My mom contacted our phone company and tried to investigate what happened to that money, they obviously said it was we who had spent it. Yet my mom still believed me and got into a big argument with her boyfriend (who paid the phone bill) because she insisted that “I wouldn’t lie about something like that”. They ended up just paying it and moving on.
No, but everyone talking about the switch in the voice over, but that shit is accurate. I talk like this
I love how I came up with the same response instantly
Teacher: “What’s the major differences between the book and the movie? 😏”
Me: “the book is on paper, the movie is on a screen 🤯”
OK, but I watched three 15-minute book reviews on a book - one positive, one negative, one neutral. I got the highest grade in the class and was praised for being very objective in my review.
Teacher knew, was not paid enough to care THAT much.