Student Pilot Declares "MAYDAY" on First Flight (Flight Simulator X)

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  • Опубликовано: 27 окт 2024

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  • @LugzPercy
    @LugzPercy 6 лет назад +2291

    That poor guy probably searched up why the NPC was so realistic and being rude to him about his flying 😂

    • @michaeltaylor5886
      @michaeltaylor5886 5 лет назад +47

      I couldn't hear very well, but I just assumed it was a little kid.

    • @AlexDeLarge1
      @AlexDeLarge1 5 лет назад +36

      @@michaeltaylor5886
      Sounds more like an autistic teenager.

    • @almeidaariel9
      @almeidaariel9 5 лет назад +83

      Almost sure he was Brazilian

    • @ikazuchi-san5772
      @ikazuchi-san5772 5 лет назад +6

      Yes sure he was

    • @myspaceuser
      @myspaceuser 5 лет назад +14

      @@AlexDeLarge1
      wow the edge

  • @elbschwartz
    @elbschwartz 5 лет назад +313

    "That loud noise was us crashing into the ground."
    "CONFIRMED."

  • @hackille
    @hackille 6 лет назад +1412

    lol imagine that poor guy, trying to have a fun and relaxing flight, and then someone pops up and tries to make him perform a realistic emergency landing hahaha

    • @_TimTurb0_
      @_TimTurb0_ 6 лет назад +40

      Relaxing?

    • @mikkelfosbl
      @mikkelfosbl 6 лет назад +58

      @@_TimTurb0_ Yeah. Relaxing.

    • @Wvk5zc
      @Wvk5zc 5 лет назад +29

      @@_TimTurb0_ Yeah. Relaxing.

    • @CrayonMuncher
      @CrayonMuncher 5 лет назад +25

      @@_TimTurb0_ yea. relaxing.

    • @dios456
      @dios456 5 лет назад +22

      rea yelaxing

  • @bearb1asting
    @bearb1asting 6 лет назад +914

    "We have a dual engine failure because you smacked the plane into the ground at Mach 1."

    • @Hassalw
      @Hassalw 6 лет назад +5

      Dan Watt airforceproud95 2018

    • @darrinclennon477
      @darrinclennon477 5 лет назад +29

      I'm pretty sure a dual engine failure at that point is the least of your concerns if you smack the ground at mach 1

    • @reaperwolf3770
      @reaperwolf3770 5 лет назад +10

      @@darrinclennon477 WE HAVE LOST THE WHOLE RIGHT WING CARGO BAY AND TAIL SECTION

    • @robertdevito5001
      @robertdevito5001 4 года назад +3

      reaper wolf so the plane is lighter now?

    • @sagpanda5146
      @sagpanda5146 4 года назад

      I haven't had a comment made me laugh this much in some time

  • @shane8037
    @shane8037 5 лет назад +102

    "I... misconcentrated."
    I felt that.

  • @SnowBrae
    @SnowBrae 6 лет назад +345

    no, the engines stay off! bad! *sprays with spray bottle*

  • @SoothPlays
    @SoothPlays 6 лет назад +199

    This guy is like my girlfriend when i ask directions as i drive a car.
    "Do we take left or right from the next one?
    "Yes."

    • @albertsaurusx4316
      @albertsaurusx4316 4 года назад +6

      My gf once told me as I was going around a curve that I need to go straight up ahead. So I kept driving straight down the road. Came to an intersection and went through it and about 5 seconds later she told me I needed to turn right there.

  • @ryantrue4844
    @ryantrue4844 6 лет назад +1445

    Seriously,how do you not break down laughing when interacting with these people?

    • @mathewbrigman5592
      @mathewbrigman5592 6 лет назад +31

      I wonder the same exact thing.

    • @TheTrollbert
      @TheTrollbert 6 лет назад +32

      Idk I was thinking the same thing cuz I'm crying lmaaaaaoooo

    • @harleydavidson3182
      @harleydavidson3182 6 лет назад +8

      Ryan True oh man this video had me in tears, his snicker got me than the debriefing killed me.

    • @FoxtrotGolfLima
      @FoxtrotGolfLima 6 лет назад +11

      Ryan True he did at 4:40. I was dying

    • @billutimmeiscool4114
      @billutimmeiscool4114 6 лет назад +1

      Very serious laughs in his ex's bootyhole

  • @flame_half
    @flame_half 5 лет назад +49

    "That loud crash was us hitting the ground."
    "....Confirmed."

  • @fulcrum2951
    @fulcrum2951 6 лет назад +1441

    How do you not lose your sanity with interacting with those players?

    • @F4GRAPHICS
      @F4GRAPHICS 6 лет назад +79

      fulcrum 29 *virginity

    • @kerbalfanatic1491
      @kerbalfanatic1491 6 лет назад +13

      Dank memes my dude

    • @silasmcgee3647
      @silasmcgee3647 6 лет назад +42

      Kerbalfanatic I nearly pissed myself laughing when the other players started jerking around the flight controls

    • @fulcrum2951
      @fulcrum2951 6 лет назад +4

      Silas McGee hehe, "jerking around"

    • @silasmcgee3647
      @silasmcgee3647 6 лет назад +3

      fulcrum 29 most videos by this RUclipsr tend to make me lose it mostly when the chat goes crazy weird noises are heard and half the time the text doesn't know what to do

  • @mikeak172
    @mikeak172 6 лет назад +401

    I'm about to start CFI and this is pretty much how I picture it going

    • @kerbalfanatic1491
      @kerbalfanatic1491 6 лет назад +6

      mikeak172 Well good luck m8. I hope you enjoy it!

    • @Kaanfight
      @Kaanfight 6 лет назад +60

      "Head 060"
      *jerks stick right and into a spin*

    • @izzykingston1602
      @izzykingston1602 6 лет назад +1

      mikeak172 no it’s really not that bad lol

    • @alphazuluosprey1708
      @alphazuluosprey1708 6 лет назад +1

      Bunker Buster It's called a mouse yoke.

    • @kerbalfanatic1491
      @kerbalfanatic1491 6 лет назад +1

      alphazuluosprey1708 it's called war thundering

  • @Rx37Legacy
    @Rx37Legacy 6 лет назад +115

    "Misconcentrated"..... Now there's a word i've never in my life heard before :D

    • @Liggliluff
      @Liggliluff 4 года назад +4

      I suspect the person to be Brazilian, with poor English knowledge, hence the poor responses. "Misconcentrated" might be a literal translation from Portuguese. It is in logic a fair word, meaning "failed to concentrate".

    • @tavinl
      @tavinl 3 года назад +1

      @@Liggliluff I can confirm that "Misconcentrated" doesn't have a translation to Portuguese, he just made that up.

    • @tako__
      @tako__ 3 года назад

      @@tavinl not so fast, "desconcentrado" (lit. "un-concentrated") is a real and common adjective, the prefix is what caused the problem here as he wrongly assumed the english language had an equivalent to that word

    • @tavinl
      @tavinl 3 года назад

      @@tako__ i had a stroke trying to read that

    • @ricardowinter8562
      @ricardowinter8562 3 года назад

      As a Brazilian, I can confirm that word doesn't have a translation here, he made that up hahahahahaha

  • @canadianplanespotter
    @canadianplanespotter 6 лет назад +695

    "Daytona tower this is Air Force One, a hot air balloon on a 69 mile final to the tarmac. We have dual engine failure, requesting permission to MAYDAY...have fire equipment ready, our speed is 420 kno--"*squeaker voice interrupts*

    • @MCHFacts
      @MCHFacts 6 лет назад +58

      Daytona Tower this is Hang Glider 338 we have engine failure. Request quick fly over the tower, and can I also get a bar of Hershey’s? Thanks.

    • @gblawrence0332
      @gblawrence0332 6 лет назад +6

      Canadian Plane Spotter NO change the call sign to AIR FORCE ONE!

    • @rifqibacksin4063
      @rifqibacksin4063 6 лет назад +12

      Did I see a hot air balloon with a dual engine??

    • @kerbalfanatic1491
      @kerbalfanatic1491 6 лет назад +3

      Hahahahaha

    • @AXes89
      @AXes89 6 лет назад +24

      Roger dodger Nintendo 42069. This is Tug 44 Heavy on the ground. Tower is currently unavailable due to it being rented out to a local swingers club. Please use taxiway bravo as runway as we are still clearing debris from today's previous landing complication. I'll have Jeff come out momentarily with a fire extinguisher.

  • @GetLostGames1
    @GetLostGames1 6 лет назад +82

    He opens the door to air out the cabin. I love it

  • @travelsonic
    @travelsonic 6 лет назад +186

    "Misconcentrated" .... um...

  • @thadeudias3476
    @thadeudias3476 6 лет назад +277

    man, im laughing hard here! im from fortaleza, brazil, and i keep up with your fsx videos for a long time. nice to see my city somehow here. really enjoy the jokes and everything that comes out of the blue in the vids. thanks!

  • @hikariyuki9936
    @hikariyuki9936 6 лет назад +11

    “If by energetic you mean violent and completely out of control, I agree with you” 😂😂😂😂 god! I have no idea how I found these vids, but they’re amazing!!!!

  • @9999AWC
    @9999AWC 6 лет назад +175

    As a Commercial Pilot student I can confirm this is a typical day in flight training XD

    • @93hothead
      @93hothead 6 лет назад +7

      AWC on the simulator lol

    • @pigeonette
      @pigeonette 5 лет назад +2

      93hothead Sounds about right. ;)

    • @cymbala6208
      @cymbala6208 4 года назад +2

      😂😂

  • @mgtowacademy8433
    @mgtowacademy8433 6 лет назад +37

    “Landing gear armed” I died. Then died again...

  • @rifqibacksin4063
    @rifqibacksin4063 6 лет назад +510

    AIRPRODUCT94:
    JUST THE TWO OF US UP HERE
    *_I can do anything I want..._*
    (Not shown) *_Starts touching him_*
    Have you ever heard of the new alphabet?
    SAUCE BOSS FOXTROT ZULU
    Edit: OMG A HEART BY AIRPOTATO69!!!!

    • @katrinal353
      @katrinal353 6 лет назад +23

      "Mayday! Mayday! They're rapin' errbody up here!"

    • @jubar1563
      @jubar1563 6 лет назад +1

      *59

    • @kameronouellet9132
      @kameronouellet9132 6 лет назад +1

      He is really dumb

    • @eadweard2214
      @eadweard2214 4 года назад

      @@katrinal353 Person in background: "AGGGGHHHHHHH"

  • @MCHFacts
    @MCHFacts 6 лет назад +1272

    Is this StevenProud123?

  • @milesestep6887
    @milesestep6887 6 лет назад +79

    "I mildly blacked out there..." BRUH I DIED WHEN YOU SAID THAT

  • @ethanhatcher5533
    @ethanhatcher5533 6 лет назад +458

    Yet another banger video from airproud95

  • @skybrown9930
    @skybrown9930 6 лет назад +6

    "That loud noise was us hitting the ground"...🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️
    "Confirmed"
    😅😂😂💀

  • @kerbalfanatic1491
    @kerbalfanatic1491 6 лет назад +306

    Rookie pilot declares mayday on first flight? Surprising. What's not suprising is how much money you could save by switching to Geico.

    • @blaketest2082
      @blaketest2082 6 лет назад +11

      Kerbalfanatic bro most subtle plug ever.

    • @Paintballpro18
      @Paintballpro18 6 лет назад +1

      I literally just came from that video, I think you're at 480 now and I'm at 4...damnit

    • @kerbalfanatic1491
      @kerbalfanatic1491 6 лет назад

      Wolfiez MC its a play on the geico ads

    • @brian8556
      @brian8556 6 лет назад

      And this is a Tide ad.

    • @valzalel5203
      @valzalel5203 5 лет назад

      Yes.

  • @am5362
    @am5362 6 лет назад +13

    How do you keep character with these types of people?
    Give this man an Oscar.

  • @nalabala3495
    @nalabala3495 6 лет назад +13

    This is easily the best trolling you've done favorite lines have to be "K, I mildly blacked out there, you pulled alot of G's", or "We have a dual engine failure because we smack into the ground doing MACH 1." LMFAO!!!! Classic

  • @ThePolisher17
    @ThePolisher17 9 месяцев назад +2

    2:23 this whole video is a gem i watched it multiple time over the years and I always lmao.

  • @mike2652
    @mike2652 6 лет назад +11

    “No, yell ‘MAYDAY’, not SHIT!” 😂😂😂

  • @Barnacules
    @Barnacules 6 лет назад +46

    I love this guy!

  • @jasper5308
    @jasper5308 4 года назад +8

    “Where are we flying to?”
    *yes*

  • @alphazulu3625
    @alphazulu3625 6 лет назад +7

    Landing gear is 'armed.' "Roger, Roger! What's our vector, Victor?" lol

    • @alesksander
      @alesksander 3 года назад

      huh? Cracks me everytime

  • @User71956
    @User71956 6 лет назад +6

    I haven't laughed this hard in a week!! You got a new sub.

  • @REBProductionsInc
    @REBProductionsInc 5 лет назад +2

    I was randomly recommended one of your videos and now I can't stop watching. I don't know shit about aviation but every video so far has made me laugh hysterically. Keep up the good work.

  • @JosephPentz
    @JosephPentz 6 лет назад +10

    I hate when i misconcentrate. Usually gets me into a heap of trouble

  • @JeffroKX86
    @JeffroKX86 5 лет назад +6

    “I think you were confusing the highway for the airport.” 😂😂😂😂

  • @aaronvipin3500
    @aaronvipin3500 6 лет назад +11

    "Where are we flying, BOSS?"
    "yes.........."

  • @jonahlynx94
    @jonahlynx94 6 лет назад +9

    "Landing gear is armed."
    Oh god what is he planning xD

  • @scopestacker9787
    @scopestacker9787 6 лет назад +9

    Join more often a random plane as first officer. This is so funny :)

  • @EuphoricAmbient
    @EuphoricAmbient 6 лет назад +151

    Good video AlfredPumpkin79

  • @swat840
    @swat840 6 лет назад +16

    I rarely laugh as hard as when I watch your videos! Hilarious!!

  • @Chev427BB
    @Chev427BB 3 года назад +2

    2:00 “Turn back heading 060 and maintain 6000’ “
    >CRANKS the yoke all the way to the left
    That part KILLS me every time I watch it, just can’t stop laughing hysterically

  • @CanadaPlayz48
    @CanadaPlayz48 3 года назад +4

    The other guy is so quiet tho
    Im glad there are subtitles lmao

  • @Josh-hr5mc
    @Josh-hr5mc 6 лет назад +2

    An AFP video always puts me in a good mood. Gotta keep coming with the videos, love them

  • @EM.6979
    @EM.6979 6 лет назад +4

    "Sauce-Boss-Foxtrot-Zulu" 😂

  • @xsaturnityx
    @xsaturnityx 6 лет назад +11

    "I do not know what you just said"
    *"Yes"*

  • @FULLOFYOLOSWAG
    @FULLOFYOLOSWAG 6 лет назад +14

    that loud noise was us crashing into the ground.... "Confirmed" lmao

  • @harley9058
    @harley9058 6 лет назад +2

    I have to say i must watch all your videos 3 to 4 times a week and you freaking kill me dude im lmao overtime from your sarcasm. I love your channel i love flying flight sim glad you make these videos your hysterical. Keep making them i support your channel 👍

  • @sgtpepper3161
    @sgtpepper3161 6 лет назад +6

    It's 1am and I'm laughing my ass off at this on my back porch XD

  • @FrosteeWusky
    @FrosteeWusky 6 лет назад +1

    3:45 - 4:28 Narration + his method of flying the plane = laughter galore.

  • @fudge417
    @fudge417 6 лет назад +9

    Please do more of these in flight instructors

  • @Bond8789
    @Bond8789 6 лет назад +7

    3:55 - Looks like Bossman is having a seizure.

  • @AirEnderman13
    @AirEnderman13 6 лет назад +3

    Literally thought I was about to die from laughing so hard (but having to stay quiet). OH MY GOSH

  • @ChristopherVanderpool007
    @ChristopherVanderpool007 6 лет назад

    Oh my God, this video was hillarious. I took a break from your channel partly for personal reasons and partly because the content wasn't that funny. But now I'm glad I clicked on this video. Well worth the time, keep it up.

  • @CPurdiePlays
    @CPurdiePlays 6 лет назад +5

    I'm laughing so hard from this video I'm crying and almost shit myself. This is pure gold!

  • @supertacticalbacon
    @supertacticalbacon 6 лет назад +4

    I did about 10 hours of real flight lessons. One time my instructor opened the door of the plane while he was quizzing on me stuff.
    Better than putting the fuel mixture I guess.

  • @shabutir1820
    @shabutir1820 6 лет назад +17

    Your narrations kill me.

  • @DerOhneHaare
    @DerOhneHaare 6 лет назад +1

    "jerking your yoke like that is not gonna fix your problems"
    I'M DYING!!! 😂😂😂😂

  • @jauyun847
    @jauyun847 5 лет назад +4

    "Energetic" XD Ohmygod, died laughing.

  • @Emil-fx7pg
    @Emil-fx7pg 6 лет назад +1

    Just found this channel and your clips are GOLD! I dont even play FS:X but this is hilarious!

  • @KwaggaJac
    @KwaggaJac 6 лет назад +4

    Pissed myself laughing!

  • @damonminnix4660
    @damonminnix4660 11 месяцев назад

    It started off so well and got so out of hand so quickly. Great video

  • @noviammapping8226
    @noviammapping8226 6 лет назад +119

    Are you the AirLegend27?

    • @joshwhite6184
      @joshwhite6184 6 лет назад +1

      What is this joke? Or more accurately where did it start?

    • @anamir3347
      @anamir3347 6 лет назад +1

      Lame bro

  • @salvatorerizzo8792
    @salvatorerizzo8792 6 лет назад

    Im a helicopter CFII currently flying MD-500 for tuna boats in the south pacific, Im in port with a bunch of other pilots in Majuro and that was the funniest thing I have heard in awhile. We all just sat around and listened to it. Well done my fellow airman.

  • @WizardousChicken
    @WizardousChicken 6 лет назад +5

    You are found guilty for flying an airplane like a maniac.

  • @filipetjs14
    @filipetjs14 6 лет назад +1

    you have someone from Fortaleza, Brazil watching your video right now. how cool is that

  • @oldmategio
    @oldmategio 6 лет назад +45

    I bet it was a Brazilian 🇧🇷

    • @saulouco4451
      @saulouco4451 6 лет назад +2

      Blacktrunk Records
      Agree

    • @yluhuylpz0
      @yluhuylpz0 6 лет назад +2

      Sure

    • @Zeckmon3
      @Zeckmon3 6 лет назад +2

      Blacktrunk Records
      Same i had this damn feeling it was a rich Brazilian

    • @arturcampos7733
      @arturcampos7733 6 лет назад +1

      zeckmon3 zeckee Why "rich brazilian"?

    • @Zeckmon3
      @Zeckmon3 6 лет назад +2

      Galo leproso
      Sure the poor can get such computer with fast internet and able to buy the game?

  • @TheChibiGingi
    @TheChibiGingi 6 лет назад

    First time to this channel; this was recommended because I'm on a air disasters simulations binge. 10/10, no regrets in being led here.

  • @Fritzenlab_Br
    @Fritzenlab_Br 6 лет назад +4

    I'm another of your viewers from Brazil. Loved to see you landing here!

  • @Dragonsamuari
    @Dragonsamuari 5 лет назад

    I had a real shitty day at work. I come home, watch, this, and now I am hurting from laughing so hard. Just what I needed to end the day!

  • @joonatanjurimaa2184
    @joonatanjurimaa2184 6 лет назад +8

    Best pilot EVER

  • @HornedPandaWasTaken
    @HornedPandaWasTaken 5 лет назад +2

    Airforce: Where are we flying?
    Guy: *Yes*

  • @dylanpaez9450
    @dylanpaez9450 6 лет назад +7

    Misconcentrated.
    Beautiful use of “words.”

  • @robertofigueiredo3231
    @robertofigueiredo3231 6 лет назад

    Hey AIRPRODUCT69, I'm from Fortaleza! This is one of the best videos of your channel. I literally burst out laughing when you said "Por favor". I didn't expected that you were going to say something in Portuguese HAHAHA. By the way, i love your videos. Please keep going with the trolling videos as co-pilot. Roger dodger, Sauce Boss, over...

  • @avinavi5414
    @avinavi5414 6 лет назад +11

    Hey ProudDongle69, you encouraged me to get into flight! And just an hour ago I’ve done my first flight and I’m just in awe, thanks a ton sauce daddy 89!

  • @bryces8153
    @bryces8153 Год назад +1

    i decided to go deep into AirBudProduce68's library and now i am having an asthma attack from laughter

  • @NickPDX22
    @NickPDX22 6 лет назад +38

    Is it my birthday?!? No that was two days ago, but hey, better late then never AFP! Thanks for another fun upload! One of my RUclips Favs!!

  • @jimceew770
    @jimceew770 3 года назад +2

    funniest 8 mins of my life lmaoooooo

  • @CarpQtheWeeb
    @CarpQtheWeeb 6 лет назад +4

    Pretty new to the channel but I love it

  • @magnumredskull
    @magnumredskull 6 лет назад

    I'm Brazilian man!
    This is one of the best video you ever made!
    So funny, be patient with us hahahahaha

  • @johnthewizard8240
    @johnthewizard8240 6 лет назад +26

    Hello groundforce69,
    I have No life

    • @Tom-tm6bu
      @Tom-tm6bu 6 лет назад +1

      ?

    • @johnthewizard8240
      @johnthewizard8240 6 лет назад +2

      yee Congratulations.. Since you don't get the joke it is confirmed that you have a life!!

    • @felobatirmoheb4884
      @felobatirmoheb4884 5 лет назад +2

      @@johnthewizard8240 ahhhh... A man of culture as well!

  • @AterNyctos
    @AterNyctos 6 лет назад +1

    Good job on that "Por favor" "Por faver" XD
    Brazil! :D

  • @Angel-2208
    @Angel-2208 6 лет назад +5

    7:52 "AirPotato59"??? What lmao

  • @viyom.__.v
    @viyom.__.v 6 лет назад

    Just found you channel and glad that I did, your funniest videos have to be the ones when you act serious aha keep it

  • @NeedforspeedRS
    @NeedforspeedRS 6 лет назад +10

    Omg I can't stop laughing lol

  • @Justin-oj6od
    @Justin-oj6od 6 лет назад

    A salt shaker with the word sarcasm on it because Airforceproud95 pours that shit on everything. Another hilarious video

  • @andrew_l__l_5896
    @andrew_l__l_5896 6 лет назад +4

    This was hailarious!!😂😂😭

  • @riskybusinessish
    @riskybusinessish 3 года назад

    "no yell 'mayday!' not 'shit'" is my favourite new phrase in tense public situations

  • @Nasa742
    @Nasa742 6 лет назад +13

    airpoatato169 Love your videos make my day better

  • @flmotoxx9894
    @flmotoxx9894 6 лет назад +1

    I usually just laugh during the videos, I’m laughing so hard there are tears.

  • @ngollo3570
    @ngollo3570 6 лет назад +6

    Very energetic!

  • @dennisdas
    @dennisdas 6 лет назад

    your composure is inspirational!

  • @NateCraven318
    @NateCraven318 6 лет назад +32

    Are you Analpringles97?
    EDIT: Thx for 10 likes

  • @dr.gri5
    @dr.gri5 6 лет назад

    The guy must have uninstalled the game and probably wud have formatted his computer after this session. 😂. He had bought it and found a ghost 1st officer nailing him down. Great 👍🏻!! To the new gamer who flew the plane - keep up the work man, u wud surely get the hang of it one day !!

  • @commandgeniusMC
    @commandgeniusMC 6 лет назад +3

    Actually so funny!

  • @ChrisandEileen
    @ChrisandEileen 6 лет назад

    its been awhile since i have laughed out loud at a AFproud95 video.. nicely done sauce boss !!

  • @feiti5879
    @feiti5879 6 лет назад +5

    6:58 As brazilian it is not desert they are dunas (turism)

  • @passengersplace
    @passengersplace 4 года назад +2

    *starts the flight on the wrong heading*
    VARIG: You're hired!

    • @terranovarain6570
      @terranovarain6570 4 года назад

      With that landing got what it takes for Ryan air to 😆 🤣 😂

  • @LMDProductionsOfficial
    @LMDProductionsOfficial 6 лет назад +8

    Captain
    Fish
    Sandwich
    Sauce Boss
    Bossman
    The third...

  • @mrNuke-cz8pz
    @mrNuke-cz8pz 6 лет назад

    I need your funny videos right now they always make me happy